/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2819458
Out of all of Hololive, it's almost undoubtedly true that Suisei would give the best blowjobs. Sure, some of the other holos might be easier. Once you had her convinced to do it, though, Suisei would be by far the most competent at it.

Let's start with experience. We know that Suisei is straight. She's said on stream what her preferences with regards to men are. We know that Suisei has a good looking body, because she's slim, fashion-aware, and a practiced dancer. Suisei is also pretty neurotypical for hololive, with references to going out shopping with friends as a regular activity. All of this points to a girl that would have gone down at least a few times in her life, but you have to remember that she literally worked at a pub while pursuing her dreams of being an idol. That's the sign of an outgoing girl that's at least been casually intimate as a matter of course. When it comes to sucking dick, she'd know what she's doing.

Then there's enthusiasm. Suisei is a perfectionist at everything she does. She's a tryhard at singing, she does her reps with dancing, and even when it comes to casual activities like gaming and quizzes, she always gives it her all. There's no reason to think she'd give any less when it comes to pleasing her partner. She would be shameless about slurping on cock, and even continue when it got uncomfortable for her, all just to ensure that she does a good job.

And finally, there's raw, natural talent. Suisei has amazing lung capacity and an agile tongue. Anyone that's heard her singing or even heard her cute little noises knows that she's an expert at making you happy with her mouth.

In short, if you want the absolute best blowjob that you can find from Hololive, pick Suisei. There is no other holo that will drain your balls half as well as Suisei. And that's one reason why Suisei is my oshi

>>2819458
missed one

>>2819504
She may have raw talent anon, but lets not forget fat chicks get fucked the most, therfore give blow jobs the most, too many people would stay away from Suisei because shes attractive, Okayu on the other hand is more "approachable" therefore, more experience. Its simple human evolution!

>>2819458
>you have to finish with your hand
i used to tell my ex that its because i fapped too much. id use that same reason here too

Luna's physical fitness is so poor that she would prefer just lying down and letting you thrust into her mouth.

>>2819645
>She gets one of her handlers to do it for her

>>2819458
>implying Lamy doesn't give head so good your cock leaves your body and you become Lamy
>implying roboco doesn't have some 4th dimensional quantum vortex blowjob technology

>>2819690
>implying Lamy's bjs dont cause incurable shrinkage

>>2819458
Gura should be in the second bottom tier

>Not thinking Noel's cock technique is an intergalactic experience

At first Subaru would do it pretty badly, but she would notice she could do better e try her best to improve her technique, until one day i would cum hard and die on the spot

sex

Your boy's not very good at blowjobs!

Every girls with horn give best blowjob, you can use them as handles.

>>2820509
She's probably got killer pussy though

>>2820544
I'd peg her as mostly passive d esu, probably only mild sub kinks like hair pulling or handcuffs. At best she's good at talking dirty in a way that's cringe but strangely hot.

>>2819690
>>2819765
>she wouldn't put the best courtesans to shame

Aki too, a born natural.

>>2819458
That's why I love my boy.

Ok but which Holostar gives the best BJ's? no homo

>>2822033
Miyabi? Maybe.

>>2819458
Hmm, Polka does sound like she has a dick in her mouth when she's talking in English.

>Shion that low

>Matsuri in bottom tier
Bullshit, everyone knows crazy girls give the best blowjobs. Also, move Suisei up at least two tiers based on the evidence in >>2819504.

>>2819458
Aqua has the most experience with slurping

>>2822480
sauce

>>2822851
>me getting ready for my Aqua bj

>>2822851
>Her bjs are so sloppy you dont need lube for anal
Based

>>2823216
https://twitter.com/_uwaaaaaaaaa
His art kind of went to shit, it was around the time he made that Shion art sometime last year that his art peaked.

>>2819534
U h o h

>>2819458
>3 boyfriends Choco that low
>ASMR artist Mel that low

>>2823453
Holy crap, Aqua truly is best girl. I wish I had a girlfriend with her level of autism.

Rushia in anything but top tier is just plain wrong. She's been training for this her whole life.

>>2819690
a lamy blowjob would involve a rimming that would ultimately kill you as the obscenely high alcohol content of her saliva seeps its way unfiltered directly into your blood stream through your rectum

>>2819458
Noel would be Jaw tier, she thinks she's above giving out BJs and she'd suck at them anyways.
Suisei definitely needs to go up two or three tiers. Even if it was her first time, she'd be at least decent at it.
Aqua needs to be in Tried tier. She's way too physically clumsy to suck dick well.
>>2822480
She'd be good at them, but she's too much of a brat to give them out until you start mindbreaking her. Such of waste of talent.

>>2826074
My perspective is that the brat aspect would mean she knows exactly how to keep you right on the edge.

>>2819458
Good list OP.

>>2826074
>>2826373
Shion would give you the world's greatest blowjob until you're on the edge, then stop and walk away, shaking her ass and leaving you blueballed.

>>2819458
It's very cool, Anon, but that's nothing. Look at this.

>>2827573
I feel like Nenechi would nibble on the tip as a joke, excitable dumb dumb that she is, not knowing what a terrible idea that is.

I feel like Aqua would think a blowjob was spitting on the dick then blowing air on it

>>2828255
Fumihiko made me think she likes to focus on the balls.

>>2827573
>I can't believe anon prefers his tier chart to mine!

>>2828751
Do you like my chart or not

>>2828973
How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful.

>>2827573
way better than OP's trash taste
god speed anon

>>2829133
Impressive, very nice.

I really want to fuck Korone now

>>2827573
>Inugami "I hate cock" Korone being the best
Pure lies

>>2829536
I can feel it in my soul, anon.

>>2827573
>>2819458
As much as I love Kanata, she totally would have no idea what to do with a cock

>>2819504
No one in Hololive gives better handjobs than Ina. Think about it. She’s not just some college girl jerking it up and down. She has spent her whole life perfecting her wrist movements, she can move them like Usaine Bolt can move his legs. Finger game? Might as well be actual tentacles, or heck, the tentacle thing might be a veiled reference to her fingers. So you’re probably thinking “Holy Moly, it can’t get any better!”, but Anon, have you tried drawing? It’s not just the fingers, it’s not just the wrists, it’s not even just the hand, it’s the whole motherfucking arm. Ina can put the full force of her arm into each and every stroke for the ultimate powerstroke. She can go on for hours and hours and hours, the muscles are the same for drawing and handjobs. She’s been working on them since she was little. Ina is like those anime characters that don’t need weapons, because their arms are the deadliest thing on Earth. Except instead of “deadliest thing on Earth” it’s the “best handjob machine on Earth''. That’s right – machine. She has been training her pace and focus each and every day of her life. You know that “buzz” sound fax machines do? You know how the pages come out at a regular pace? Ina can do that, except instead of pages it’s handjob strokes. I postulate that while Suisei might be the queen of blowjobs, no one can ever match Ina in handjobs.

>>2819458
That tier list is dog shit.

Seriously, coco in bottom tier? If she found a man she actually liked that wanted her back she'd suck him hard enough to get a tennisball out of him just to keep him around.

>>2827573
>Aqua being good at anything but videogames

>>2830604
>she drools all over adsentmindedly
>say how good it feels
>she gets very excited and into it suddenly
>grapefruit technique

>>2830685
Exactly, Aqua can be very proficient when she puts her mind to something, her placement is based on her full potential.

The board will be dead in a month, and I can't wait. I'm counting down the days.

>>2830802
See you next month, faggot.

>>2830833

C99 will kill Vtubers and Genshin. Hail the horse girl supremacy. Learn to live with it.

>>2830947
>implying the first Comiket since vtubers exploded won't flood the market with vtuber doujinshi
Also, the Japs are extremely autistic about the horse girl porn, they aren't going to do it.

>>2830802
Ok

Why are blowjobs just the best?

>>2830685
>>2830760
Maybe if you manage to not look at her the whole time. The moment she notices your eyes in her she will go full autistic spaghetti.

>>2824624
>he doesnt eveb know how mel sounds, typical /vt/ scum

>>2829536
She's been with MULTIPLE people and would fuck Akira Toriyama and Yuji Horii in a heartbeat

Drop Ina, Ame, and Gura a tier
>Gura: Uses too much teeth
>Ame: She's trying her best, but goddamnit, she's terrible, and screeches at any advice after asking for it
>Ina: Reminds her of a cucumber, doesn't want to touch it, but still wants to try and please you

>>2822033
The king of sucking cock
Unfortunately he is dead