/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>28194708
yes

greggle gimpslap

>>28194708
What, being put in a chastity belt and being teased by her for days or weeks until she finally lets me out to goom and satisfy her urges? Because that's the only scenario I see that happening.

I want to licky licky Gura's sweat-drenched oily cunny after she pees in a bathroom without AC.

My wife

my tablet arrived now i can make lewd guras
once i learn how to draw, of course

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

Hang in buds, she'ill be back.

Gura almost broke her back on a slip n' slide

>>28195091
Source?

>>28195011
i hope it doesn't just collect dust anon

>>28195040
I will! I have complete trust in my beloved wife.

>>28195110
Slip n' slide is the name of my dick

>>28195011
Smartphone tablet or a real drawing tablet? feel free to ask for advice in the drawthread or even here. If I'm lurking I'm always willing to help chumbies with their projects.

>>28195091
That shit is always a gamble with the devil

Still no members stream since her return home. Good chance that it will be a romantic date and marriage proposal, but she wants to be in a good mood with most of her work done first.

Say somethign nice about my wife!

>>28195110
https://youtu.be/3gpkqxvtppM?t=6443

Shark child...

>>28189094
>some anons were trying
More details? usually I ignore collective projects because they always ask for discord and I don't want to use that garbage. If it's among us then I don't mind but only if it's contained within /ggg/ or within /vt/.

>>28195436
Thanks

>>28195040
if she doesn't stream tomorrow i am going schizo again

>>28195513
So? You're always schizo anyways.

>>28195577
yes, but i save it

>>28195513
Why do you do this?

>>28195429
This artist draws lovely loli feet and Gura has the smallest feet in myth.

I am content knowing my wife is extremely stressed out and doesn't have time to stream for me

>>28195609
am schizo
anyway cunny

>>28195429
This artist is 90% of the reason why Gura wants a long hair outfit.

It is such a shame about owl imo. Like sure Ame is based and redpilled and the coolest girl in myth. But that fucking owl has just the right levels of completely neurotic retard that she would be Gura lite, if not for the fact that I can only watch pure maidens
In terms of Guraness in EN I'd go
1. Gura
2. Mumes
3. IRyS
huge power gap
maybe Bae next, but you have to trick her into showing what a retard she is, where as Gura and Mumes show off their retardation all the time

>>28195513
She will most likely not stream unless she pulls a guerilla like yesterday. We won't know until tomorrow at the usual streaming time. I wouldn't keep my hopes up though, she was very high energy yesterday and probably couldn't sleep properly, she's resting today and then tomorrow she will have to do what she left to do today. I'd bet on Sunday.

>>28195647
ame is based for spilling so many details on gura. she even said she has tiny feet

>>28195293
A drawing tablet Deco 01 V2
I'll definitely be asking for help when I inevitably hit some kind of wall that I can't break myself

>>28194887
I really miss this outfit, I love it so much

What would you do if Gura came to you crying saying she wet the bed?

Gurass

>>28194973
>this fanart will be on her profile for another 20 hours or more
I love her so, so much. I don't know enough words to fully express the magnitude of my affection for my shark wife. Being ESL truly sucks, I'd write a poem if I could.

>>28196177
Take her back to her wet bed and mating press her ontop of the crime scene.

I wonder how chuubi is doing

>>28195863
Based. I bought an android tablet thinking it would be nice to have a device that allows to play apps and draw all in one but well it's collecting dust. Android tablets are garbage, the touch resolution is so low you can only draw with your fingers or one of those soft-pointed pens that have the accuracy of an artillery weapon. In the end I never even played games on it because it's slow as shit and bluestacks doe everything better.

RIP Gura

>>28196457
Gura has been signing merch for the last 16 hours she will die if she plays overwatch now

>>28195858
Ame did a good job. She knew how much Gura wanted the chumbies to think she was cute and fashionable and good-smelling and sexy for real, that's why she immediately asked if she could describe Gura's socks to us.

>>28196457
>B-B-BUT WHO WOULD TRANSLATE
My wife is currently shattering her wrist for you greedy faggots while wishing she could healslut for ame

>>28196659
She better space it out or her wrist will swell up and explode.

>>28196177
reminder that Gura wet the bed at Ame's on like the 19th or 20th due to birthday, travel and manager stress and that was why the girls all went to walmart because Ame demanded Gura wear pullups to bed and that was why Ame slept in the same bed as Kiara and then on the couch but no one shared a bed with Gura the entire time because they didn't want to get pissed on
>inb4 period
do you retards really think that
A. Gura doesn't know when the fuck her period is?
B. none of the other girls had tampons/pads?

I'm in love with Gura!

>>28196830
>A. Gura doesn't know when the fuck her period is?
Pro-tip: Girls with extremely low body fat percentage have irregular periods.

>>28195470
Maybe it's this >>27285447
I bookmarked the post because I thought the project was postponed at the end of summer.
I don't remember where I read it but I think I'm right.

hope you're ready for a new shitposting anlge. stars EN just announced

>>28197021
>new

Will Gura collab with Kobo like everyone else seems to be rushing to do suddenly?

>>28197021

>>28197116
yeah i know but its 100% real now. the debut in 3 days

>>28197021
I really dont think we have to worry about Gura

https://tempus.hololivepro.com/
https://tempus.hololivepro.com/
https://tempus.hololivepro.com/

Reminder not the reply to bait

>stars EN
its over....

>>28197133
Yeah Gura loves leeching

I suddenly feel very nauseous

>>28196979
>thread knows down to the day when Gura gets her periods
>gura doesnt know because it is irregular and she doesn't prepare herself in anyway knowing it is irregular and none of the the other girls had supplies

>>28197173
i know but that won't stop shitposters
on a positive note, it at least means holosummer is real
>>28197258

>>28197021
Why disgusting males instead of more girls?

>>28196830
Ame said Bubba peed on her couch but it was actually Gura.

Gooba will have some gamer boys to play with soon! how does that make you feel?

>>28197415

>>28197438
Cover was tired of having money, now they're going to throw it all awat

I want to post something now but don't want to eat a ban

>>28197415
Will Cover distract us from the homos with an awesome summer event, or will it be tainted?

Gura will get bred on off-colabs and flaunt it on stream just like Nijisanji girls soon!

>starsEN

>>28197727
can you describe it?

Fuck...

>StarsEN
fucking disgusting

I've always said I'll watch them if they're good and I will stand by that. But I'm more excited for HOLOLIVE SUMMER FUCK YES

She'll finally get properly corrected by some real dick rejoice!!!!!

I don't keep up with most holomembers but Gura, but did cover added a feature to add any picture to a model and being rigged to it?
I saw orange woman and Friend using it on clips, so I assume everyone got it. I really want to see how Gura uses it

>>28197021
>stars
Proof?

>>28198004
Are you retarded?

>>28198004
Click the tempus link above. It's real. Bunker down because the shitposting is about to make the off-collab look tame.

>>28198004
those are some beefy girls then

>>28198004
The link to the debut site is literally getting spammed. It was posted a few posts above.

>>28198113
>>28198081
>>28198156
I didn't click the link yet. I just assumed the retard was shitposting like always

>>28198202
no i only brought it up to warn about upcoming shitposters

can someone link all the times Gura has mentioned Hololive summer or swimsuits so we can hear how fucking smug she is that she knows Hololive Summer is happening and can't tell us?

Don't worry guys Gooba knows how to take care of herself. She will correct her new male kouhais with a stiff pegging from her fat tail!

I unironically hate Cover more and more by the day

>>28197882
something something sweedenstars something something

I think I'm going to go buy cigarettes for the first time in an entire decade and just enjoy the last few days left because the landscape of this entire board is about to change forever.

>>28198202
So you ARE retarded

>>28198383
I think 'awa could have made it as an indie

So who's going to drag Gura into homocollabs? Kiara or Mori?

>gura in a bikini in exchange for men she'll never interact with
not a bad deal honestly

Anyone got a crash course on how to be an effective anti? I need to study up in case Gura is forced to interact with this homostar scum.

>>28198156
Well at least is on a separated channel, looks like the segregation remains

I really hope Gura hasn't been interacting with ENstars over Discord for the past month

Im not even worried about Gura interacting with them other than management making her shill tweets probably but I hope they flop harder than anything Cover has ever done. No one besides twitter faggots that won't even watch asked for this shit.

Gura will collab with m*les, but she will just treat them like coworkers, I will be the last chumbud

Just imagine a new male EN member on the Minecraft server touring Gura's hat house. Oh it just turned night time I'll just sleep in Gura-senpai's bed! Ahhh wangy-wangy I'm sleeping in Gura-senpai's scents!

>>28198792
i'm guessing its similar to the uproar gen they did a few months ago

Hahahahaha. So thats why Gura has been busy. She's been hanging out with HomoStars EN behind the scenes. lol, oh no chumcucks

>>28198792
It was obviously gonna be, the JP stars are separate from the holos despite what shitposters try to push

>>28198914
different culture, western women are encouraged to be whores.

>>28198850
>Gura will collab with m*les,
you clearly don't watch her

>>28198706
Well, you've already failed.
The first thing you need to do is not really care about a single word you say.

I don't want my wife collabing with males

>>28198914
Made it easy to shitpost considering everywhere on their site they never specified the EN and ID branches as being female only unlike the JP branch.

>4 guys not even 5 for 11 girls
We are safe, it's going to be Kiara,Mori,Bae and Ame giving these guys attention from the EN side

>>28198879
You already tried this in Global despite her not being one of the ones immediately jumping on their dicks on twitter

/GGG/ MUST THINK UP A PLAN TO MAKE GURA LOVE ONLY HER FANS
THIS IS A DIRE SITUATION AND INTERVENTION IS NEEDED

BRAINSTORM IDEAS FOR PROJECTS TO SHOW TO GURA PLEASE
This is like a dating sim, if nobody does anything there's no good ending in sight.

>b-but Gura loves us already
>I'm actually married to Gura
>I fuck her every night
Quit it with the wishful thinking. Her love is shallow and the more people she meets the more our connection will get thin. There's 2 fucking days left before their debut. Use this time that's left for some serious thinking, there is surely a way to move her heart if we put our efforts together... there must be.

>>28198914
Except most of the jp girls ignore them except for Fubuki and Matsuri. Lots of the EN girls already commenting about it

>>28199022
Gura loves me already and we have sex every night since we're married

My oshi will not interact with males when she can't even interact with her female friends

God fucking dammit these next few weeks are going to be annoying as fuck without Gura to take the edge off

>>28199016
Cuz she is jumping on their dicks behind the scenes

>>28199110
Forgot to post this image of myself

>>28198509
I'm actually perfectly fine because the way male vtubers are treated in Hololive and Nijisanji are completely different, and most shitposters aren't aware of that so it's extremely obvious that they don't care about vtubers at all.

>>28199110
Same! my fellow chumbie!

>>28199121
That's sad but true
I can see her streaming over their debuts

>>28199022
Fuck fuck fuck, all we do is whine about Mori and Gura not streaming and no cybersex stream, how do woo Gura!?

>>28199062
wow you mean the EN girls that already talked about the stars before all this? That still doesn't change anything about Gura and doesn't change that they are a separate branch entirely

>>28199202
Management wouldn't allow it!

>>28199202
Cover will mandate not streaming over them, and they're going to mandate she tweet at them too. Be prepared.

>>28199062
>Lots of the EN girls already commenting about it
>it's just Ame, Mori and Kiara
The usual suspects.

What awful news. Cover just keeps proving itself more and more retarded.

>>28199195
There are east and west differences too, though, which is where the fear comes from. Those poor nijiEN fuckers thought they were ready and still had no idea what hit them. For the record, no, I don't expect the same to happen to us, but still.

>>28199195
Who the fuck cares about male streamers? from some other group even.
I'm here because I care about Gura.

>he already memory holed the recent yab of the spic and the niji guy
>the yab of the oni and the vampire
Yeah nijifags are cancer.

>>28198850
If it's gura on her own she won't. But if cover forces her then...this will end in bloodbath...

>>28199166
You might get more traction in threads where their oshis acknowledge homos

>>28199202
There's no fucking way Cover won't use Gura to shill them.

>>28199327
Is your brain working? NOT releasing Stars EN is what's retarded, regardless of your personal feelings on them it's the correct business move.

>>28199346
Except for the fact that NijiJPs were collabing with males for ages before NijiEN, but yeah

>>28199382
>Who the fuck cares about male streamers?
Gura's chat is now gonna be full of retards begging her to collab with the homos anon. I don't think she will but don't act like this isn't gonna make things worse all the away around.

>>28199442
There is no market for male vtubers. This has dead on arrival written all over it

>>28196251
*gooses it*

>>28199469
There is a clear difference between how EN and JP operate with that and you know it.

>>28199526
Read the full post and read between the lines. I meant I don't watch males because I don't give a fuck about them, I only care about Gura and what happens around her.

I-I hate it, they don't even have a Shota

I have faith on her
But i can see Jenma using her twitter to promote them

>>28199526
There are score of beggars and retards in Gura's chat, snd she either ignores them, rudicules them or shuts them down every time.

>>28199442
Because UPROAR didn't flop right?

>>28199526
I hope you guys are ready to bully the fuck out of these people.

>>28199022
Well /ggg/ is useless as usual. I'm going to sleep hoping there's less retarded posters during EU hours later when I wake up.

Don't forget you didn't do anything and when she starts getting friendly with the homos remember it was your fault you retarded fucks.

>>28199442
the only demographic EN males have succeeded in is chinese females. Somehow I doubt homostars will capture that market.

>>28199526
Gura always listens to her members first and stalks their Twitters. I have total faith in her

So this is why she didn't stream today

>>28199640
Sure sure time to forget my meds and start panicking about made-up scenarios as well

>check leddit
>actually shitting on the collab beggers and shippers and hoping they dont interact with EN girls
based?

i am contractually obligated to mention that the, uhh, holo? tempest? is it just tempest? tympan—tampons? what the f—tempus, uhh, stream. debut stream. i think it's tomorrow? anyway guys. yeah.

>>28199911
Anon, you didn't even give us 10 minutes to think of something.

>>28199662
Nta but thats exactly whats going to happen, gura will be forced by chat beggar to collab with males, she will think her majority of fans want a collab and did the collab
I’m ready for the meltdown

>>28199839
Didn't it happened before in prechat?
Like someone trying to beg for a homo collab and members saying "We don't care"

>>28199911
noooo you have to reply to my shitty bait!

>>28199662
>I only care about Gura and what happens around her.
That's the thing though, you can not watch them and try to ignore them entirely but won't be able to completely because either Gura's shitty fans won't shut up about them or Cover will make her shill them. I honestly hope she puts her foot down and tells Cover she won't interact with them at all, I trust her not to without being forced.

>>28199704
I'd ship Gooba with a shota

>>28200054
If she "accidentally" calls them homostars, I might forgive the contractually obligated shill.

>>28199704
No trap either
Shit sucks, man.

>>28199526
She'll do at least one collab because she's the figurehead of EN and mgmt will make her but that's probably it

we had our last stream where these assholes didn't exist and we didn't even know it

>>28199195
Seeing what happened to NijiEN scares me. Things might be ok, they might not but I hate uncertainty.
Smokes will help me cope until the outcome.

>>28200212
The sad thing is cover probably will do it
I dont know how to cope with this

>>28200255
We are going to get raided heavily
Especially since Gura is probably the only one that won't care about them, unless management forces her hand

One of them could be a fellow chumbie like Fauna a guy like that wouldn't be so bad

>>28199911
If you think we need to do anything then I don't think you watch her much. She's made it extremely clear over the past 2 years she's committed to us, I don't know why you think some shitty separate branch would change that

If gura likes just one tweet from a homo then i would go to depression for a month

>>28200422
Fuck off nigger

>>28199012
Kiara and Ame stick to tweeting, guess who's promoting the VC so anyone can get in.

Bait and falseflags for days, cool.

>>28200422
>One of them could be a fellow chumbie
>a guy like that wouldn't be so bad
This shit is the worst

If Gura so much as acknowledges the existence of a male I'm gonna rope

>https://twitter.com/iiVortex2ii/status/1547749245666488321
>the average cuck poster is an underagefaggot
This is the people who will defend the homos. Literal children with dick fetish.

>>28200212
I actually think she'll put her foot down and tell management no to this, she knows a lot of her fans wouldn't like it

>>28200150
I'm worried that it will slowly get leaked that she talks to them off stream.

>>28200444
So far the only controversial tweet she liked was the ir*nm*use one, and it was a birthday tweet, you can rest assured

>>28200422
Put yourself in his position, what would you do?

All of these weakbuds feeling threatened by mere male colleagues. Truly only I am strong enough to be with Gura

>>28197365
>thread knows
the only thing the thread "knows" is when she's ovulating, and that's irregular too. Nobody keeps an actual calendar dummy. It's a meme

Ame, Mori, Kiara and Bae tweeted. Fauna, Gura, Mumes, IRyS, Kronii and Ina didn't.
The only one who I thing would collab would be Ame, Mori, Kiara, Bae and Mumes.
Ame doesn't care. Mumes is actively trying to nerf herself. Mori and Kiara are retards and Bae wants to be dicked

>>28200544
>days
You're more optimistic than I am

If the rumors are true one of them an deadbeat watch out guys.

I really i mean i really gonna sent a death threat to the talents if they force gura to collab with males, and i mean it. Screen shot this for the proof, i’m gonna commit a felony to your talents if this happen. Cover i know you are here, dont test me

>>28200596
I don't think she's even gonna acknowledge them unless she's forced to.

>>28200589
It sure is a deadbeat

>>28200604
In fairness, wasn't that before Ironmouse started hanging out with male e-celebs more? At one point she was more widely liked on /vt/.

>>28200544
>days

Hey guys I hope I'll see you at debut. Gura is my inspiration and the whole reason why I got into VTubing. I won't collab or anything with her and I'll try to say no if management is forcing it.

>>28200669
Slide into her DMs, Plan MC collabs together when the collab ban is over, Plan to meet up in an off-collab and romance her and marry her

>>28200595
>Gura standing up to management
roru

>>28200700
It been less then a hour, give it some time before posting something like this. Look how long it took Gura to rt Sana graduation of all things.

>>28200212
gura knows we wouldnt like that so it wont happen

I'm glad you guys gatekeep this hard
I still remember the n*ji thread before the fujos came

>>28200892
That's why the worst case scenario is that one of them is a chumbie, I think you may have realized that the enemy of a chumbie is another chumbie.

>>28200669
Lie low at first, play it safe, but gradually try to get closer after everyone's guards start to drop.

Greater being in the sky. I know I make fun your ass all the time and that I'm a degenerate and rotten to the core but I just want this one thing. Please no one on one collabs and spontaneous voice chats with the homos. Thanks!

Don't worry guys. Gura knows what we want, hence this retweet.

>>28200973
I hate males but this post is retarded

>>28201084
but you guys are my friends, right?

>>28200934
Anyone who said this is a homo shill, management can override everything that gura did, and thats why we shouldnt depend on it
Only us can solve our problems, sent a threat

>>28200669
Be terrified of interacting with her because the only reason they hired me is my crippling shyness and autism? Stars are just as mentally ill as the girls you know.

Heh, just one announcement and it's like fucking apocalypse. Nothing's gonna change from Gura's end
I'm kinda scared what would Mori do to the boys though, I hope for the sake of everyone none of them are in japan

Time to hit the gym. They don't just allow anyone to enter the French Legion.
Why the FL? because there's no reason to keep living this lifestyle once the yab happens.
That's what I would to do avoid committing a crime, change life and forget everything.
Maybe I will open a bakery in Paris when I'm old, who knows.

>>28200937
Man, those were the days
I used to think that gatekeeping was retarded and that getting more peple wasn't a bad thing
I wan't to punch myself

>>28201235
If I had the opportunity to hang out with Gura, I wouldn't even mind if it bothers the rest of my chumbie "friends".

guys dont worry
just think of me as "First among equals" in the chumbuddy ranks
in fact im more interested in actually doing this job and taking off than being involved in drama

>>28200892
>>28201097
Truly we are our own worst enemy

>>28200544
>days
years
forever
thanks cover

Does Gura know how horny she makes us?

>>28201421
The fact you lurk /ggg/ and might be related to cover (nice LARP btw) alone gives me reason to put you at the top of the list of people to torture to death when I have the chance.

Harass them like usual it's simple.

>>28201107
O God who art in heaven, please bless thine devout servant by keeping all the males away from my beloved sharkwife.

>>28201547
You can hear her getting horny when she thinks about it. It's a feedback loop that's so powerful it scares her.

>>28201421
>just think of me as "First among equals"
Shut the fuck up Etrius.

>>28201421
Good, i hope you saw my death threat, sent it to cover

>>28201598
I'm trying Gura I really am...

Gura is literally married and has a child

>>28201591
You just know they lurk bc theyre males, simple as that

>>28201749
He'll get it in 6-8 months

>>28201598
I know
And i trust you Gura

>>28200669
I would not bother her because I love her or correction

can I still blame mori for this?

>>28202072
absolutely

>Looking at Gura art tag
>People will start posting arts of her having sex with a Homo or being wholesome with him

>>28201421
Godspeed to you o7

I hope you get into Gooba sweet, sweet cunny

>>28201816
God I wish I was at least one of them

>>28201601
>mentions gura
Harass him for days
>says he want to collab with gura
Harass him for months
>collab with gura
Harass him until he graduated

Haha...i'm just joking...unless...

>>28201403
Same desu. you guys are cool but if I could get with Gura I don't give a fuck about any of you

Lol, homo's gonna get to fuck this cunny

>>28201421
no one believes your larp retard

Wait, are you guys actually being serious that you worried about HoloStarEN...

>>28200669
Send her this image of an ojisan with no text. Stream some of my futures shenanigans on my 2nd day and get graduated shortly after because I don't care about streaming at all.

>>28200937
What happened to NijiEN is disgraceful. Those fags defended every male collab starting with the Twitch e-celebs all the way to calling in to members streams and off-collabs. Slippery slope is real.

>>28201107
>find amazing girl
Terrible lovesickness. To the point of being unable to move.
>I grow fully attached
She gets too busy to stream as often.
>finish imagining a complex fantasy world to daydream about romancing her
StarsEN debut.

This is divine punishment for my apostasy and heresies.
Each damnation just makes me spite him even further.

Is there something going on?

>>28202423
yeah HOLOLIVE SUMMER CONFIRMED

>>28202351
Im only worried about management making her collab with them and the retard fans that are gonna spend weeks telling her to collab with them. Im not worried she's going to even give them the time of day on her own.

uuuuoooohhh, look at Gura's ass through the see through night gown

>>28202423
scroll up stupid chumbie

>>28202351
i'm worried about fujos and collab beggers

>>28201143
This last MC stream will be her last stream as my oshi and her last happy stream because I just know they will ruin her over time from now on.
They will make her collab with males because she has the biggest slice of subs in EN and they need to feed the leeches after their debut to prevent another dead channel like Sana's and the failed HolostarsJP channels that are pretty fucking dead.

Holos communicate ALL THE TIME between them over Discord. We will never know who is grooming her behind the scenes until a yab happens and even fi a yab doesn't happen you just know as a male that they will do it. She is the cutest and the most lovely holo that has ever existed, everyone wants to take a whiff or her cunny irl and feel superior to her fans.

Collabs with dudes is how i lost my first YouTube crush many moons ago, i mean, i'm happy she's happy, it has lasted until this day, i'm over it now but boy did it devastate me hearing her talk about it at the time.
I tried resisting feeling this way about Gura but she won me over in the end, if it ever happens i hope i never get to hear about it.

You guys remember when fucking chats spamming Oga when she was watching hololive members reaction to the concert?

>>28202423
monkey paw.
holosummer is confirmed but starsEN debuting in 3 days

>>28202423
Just tourists projecting their cuck fetish on fans as usual

>>28202488
I remember some shrimp that used to spam about the homos in prechat, glad the others bullied him with the "I only care about cute anime girls".

>>28202229
Who would? All chumbies should be equally selfish and destroy anyone getting close to Gura.

>>28202689
Figured

I think ill actively tell her to not collab with homoEN i legit couldnt bare to see it, ill risk getting yt chat banned for that

>>28202577
Yeah and she ignored them, she also mentioned astel but it was like "who?"

So does that mean there's not going to be any new EN girls debuting this summer?

>>28202988
just do it in a non-schizo way and you should be good

[GOOD NEWS] I just got my drawing tablet to work as my second monitor and the Gura wallpaper looks beautiful on it.

>>28203044
maybe October or November, not sure about the current holo Calendar for those months

Oh boy I sure cant wait for all the shippers to ship one of them with Gura like the insufferable Amesame fags do already.

>>28202988
I'm making sure she and cover sees I don't want that right now.

Marriage stream never ever. Had she done it before holostars's debut, they would've known their place.
If they debut now they will simply be equals and it won't take many weeks before one of them reaches 4M subs because this is EN we're talking about.

Once that happens it will be over for Gura's career as we know it because Cover won't give up the chance of having the top holos from stars and the girls collab together. Also expect a 24/7 spam of this thread with cuckposts and "I'm totally a Chad not an incel like you and I'm glad she's getting laid my fellow chumbies!" tier of posters. For/ggg/ it's fucking over. Cover will literally hire people to shill the homos, in addition to the discord army they keep in standby for times like these (like during the am[REDACTED]on).

Look at this cute thing, how do I get it down?

>>28203361
>shippers
>human
??????

>>28201598

>>28203310
I hope your reps go better than mine did. I bought both a tablet without a screen and a full drawing monitor and still haven't really been motivated to do my drawing reps

>>28202380
Man i still remember that, i was so naive, i didn't defended it but i thought that nothing bad will came from it.
That's why i'm glad chumbuds gatekeep this hard

>>28203361
yeah but Amesame is real and canon tho

>>28202133
literally harass them if they do

>>28203435
Lure it down by pulling down your pants and wafting your smell at her.

>>28203435
PIZZA

>>28203430
It's not pretty but I'll take up the challenge. I'll defend the discord for you, chumbie.

so gura waited for today to retweet this huh

>>28203207
How do you say "Dont collab with dudes" in a non-schizo way?

The moment gura collab with homos i will be a gura anti, refunding my payment and mass disliking every videos with bots, eat shit and die cover

Should I drink another cup of coffee? I already had 4 cups today.

>>28202351
Yes, I don't want to see a male making my oshi giggle and laugh on stream, I realise it's pathetic but I am a pathetic lonely person and one of the reasons I watch chuubas is to cope with that fact.
I'm sure the men they have hired are funny, interesting and generally do their best to remain professional, but I still don't want to watch them collab with Gura.

>>28202568
You know they have male managers in the discord right? kek, some of them are in this thread

I'm just scared of the fucking homobeggars shitting up the chat and everywhere else to pressure them to collab with eachother

>>28203681
i switch to decaf after the first two

>>28198301
Seriously can someone do this? Chatloganon rev up your grep?

>>28202351
I’m a mentally unstable person and ready to do a murder suicide for this kind of thing

Tourist here
I've looked at like 10 splits
You guy are the ones that reacted the most
That's all.

>>28203634
She wanted to leave us an happy memory with this and the MC stream so we can look back at the time when she was still our beloved oshi and think "Those were great times" as we turn towards our screen and see yet another homo collab with Gura where they joke and make lewd remarks about each other while playing Fortnite, with tears falling from the corners of our eyes.

y'all's lack of faith is disturbing

>>28203742
Remember sykuno? callmecarlos? Shit aint gonna change

>>28203544
It still smells like a dryer, will it still work?

>>28203722
Yeah, but presumably they would get shitcanned if they turned into Mel's manager.

It's all over...

>>28203864
I post in every split though so what's your point? You seriously surprised that the most popular vtuber has the most reactions to Hololive news? You're retarded?

>>28203722
Gura has a female manager because apparently she kept ghosting her male managers or some shit. She said she got yelled at for ghosting her male managers and Kiara said her and Gura share a manager and Kiara specifically wanted a female manager

>>28203814
i have to pee and i have to take a bath but here's the most recent quarter's worth of logs for 'swimsuit' case insensitive
https://pastebin.com/dmBSgCNt

>>28203710
Yeah this. I'm going to watch the Stars at least a little, unless they're completely obnoxious I won't hate them, and I still don't want them collabing with her.

>>28203979
yea gura's face

>>28203895
Don’t lump me in with them, I trust Gura. Homos were known to be coming for 7 months now so this isn’t a surprise to me

The first time Gura collabs or even mentions the males I'm canceling my day 1 membership and never watching the whore again. We know she has streamed with males in the past, when Jay asked where the prostitutes were she said "I'm right here" and asked for anal sex.

>>28203657
Holostars EN seemed.. kinda boring...

If chat or she brings it up

Holostar? Never heard of her
If its just chat

>>28203681
enjoy your kidney stones

>>28203869
kek

>>28203959
Mel's manager was an obvious retard. It just takes one dude who actually has game and is extremely subtle. None of this matters for Gura though, for an obvious reason, lole.

>>28203869
Surely she would have streamed a bit more if that were the case.

>>28203742
It already happened
She just ignored them

>>28204093
Yeah you definitely sound like a day 1 chumbud

>>28203895
I have faith in her, I'm just worried about the homobeggars and shippers making it awkward for everyone

At least we know why Sana wanted to graduate now

>>28203657
not sure so get brainstorming now.
althought things i wouldn't include any emotional words or making it sound forceful. maybe relate it to the jps that avoid starsJP. also limit any mention of the stars

>>28204009
>Gura has a female manager because apparently she kept ghosting her male managers or some shit.
you made this up. She has had a female manager from the beginning. Cover started going with female managers more in part because of the Mel thing

Gura will never join a Bae or Mumei open VC because of the males.

[doompost]

>>28204126
2 seconds on google
>New Study Supports Coffee and Caffeine Can Reduce Kidney Stones Risk. October 21, 2021, New York, NY — A new study using genetic data of hundreds of thousands of people suggests that daily coffee and caffeine consumption can prevent kidney stones.
?????????

>>28204093
this but unironically

>>28203869
kek thanks for making me laugh anon

>>28204126
Wait, let's back up and worry about the current situation in a minute. Coffee causes kidney stones? I thought that was just sodas/energy drinks and such. How worried should I be if I'm 31 and live off of coffee rather than sleep?

>>28203895
I have, my gasoline can and jungle knife is also have faith ;)

It was fun while it lasted... RIP

>>28204005
Even if you take into account the number of IPs I found the most extreme reactions in here and infinity

Hopefully she doesn't pull a Bae, i'd cancel the subscription and never look back.

>>28204277
drink lots of water and you will be fine.

>>28203895
I have faith in her
I just don't trust management

People are actually straight up ignoring the fact that Gura has better chemistry with males she just met than her own genmates. This is literally proven by her convention appearances. Go watch how incredible her chemistry is with the male MC.

>>28203895
Imagine having faith in management

>>28204201
the answer is you can't. The sentiment is fundamentally schizo, there's no words that can hide that

>>28203869
This is literally what happened to some fans of NijiEN and it's sad.

>>28204287
So now you're judging it by some retarded metric of 'most extreme'
ok dude, you don't even speak English properly so your opinion is null and void. bye.

i'll make the chinks look like competent rational members of society if a male collab is ever fucking forced. i know you're reading this cover, if you make my oshi do shit she doesn't want to do you will not be forgiven. heed my warning

Being the last chumbud becomes easier every day.

>>28204435
>incredible
She just bullied the guy a bit, there was no chemistry. Trying way too hard

>>28203742
The first pre chat will be annoying as fuck you better get ready

>>28204281
>>28204302
>>28204435
Who invited the tourists?

>>28203657
I guess just say you don't want it if it comes up, and if they force it through anyway, shit up every chat with bitching until they ban you. I'll get banned with you, don't worry.

I love Gura

BARBIE GOT INTO HOMOSTARS EN
GURA IS GONNA USE HER NEOPTISM HIRING POWER

listen here Gura you WHORE I know you're reading this thread so are you ever going to finish DMC4?

Gura WILL collab with males. Do you honestly believe there won't be a myth x tempus collab at some point? And that will just be the beginning, once Cover sees the numbers it pulls in, everything is doomed. Gawr Contractually Obligated Gura won't actually put her foot down and stop it, she'll just sigh and moan and eventually get used to the idea.

>>28204435
You are ignoring that Gura has the best chemistry with her chat by far, nobody else is even in contetion.

>>28204505
i mean there is a difference between saying something like"not sure on the stars, i prefer how someone like aqua operats/i prefer CGDCT" and "I FUCKING HATe STAR FAGS FUCK OFF. GURA PLEASE I BEG YOU NEVER COLLAB WITH THEM".

>>28204093
FUCCCCK HER WHORE PAST IS GONNA RESURFACE

>>28203895
>>28203897
>>28204093
>>28204264
>>28204266
>non gura posts
>non gura images
please go back to twitter

I'm just going to say I'd rather she not collab with them if it comes up in chat and leave it at that.

>>28204633
this is cope.

Senzawa collabed with males. What's the difference now?

>>28204762
Who are you?

>>28204762
Anon she’s actually in Mori’s concert. She’s never collabed with IRyS or Sana solo so she can absolutely chose who she collabs with

>>28204687
Ah yes, tourists are usually a member, i know i wrote subscription but obviously that's not what i meant, not my fault YouTube is fucking backwards.

Reminder that Gura won't even go into a Birthday Call-Ins channel if they have any filthy, disgusting males in it. They get their prerecorded video and that's it.

>>28203710
they're western males so they're gonna be anything but professional, they'll be trying to groom our oshis behind the scenes the entire time.

The beginning of the end is upon us

>>28204866
She literally played ukulele singing lewd songs with males until 5am.

>>28204017
Thanks

>>28204854
Obligame prro

>>28204093
She has the right to mention it once and then never again, she might even have to if cover forces her to do it once as a promotion, she also mentioned whatever stupid celebration stars were having on holofes once but never brought it up again. Any more than one small mention is bad, just a wow that happened, anyway

>>28204759
>DMC4
I hope not, that shit didn't age well.

>>28204954
You’re coming into the thread to say
>I hope Gura doesn’t [completely change how she’s acted for two years] or I’ll have to angrily cancel my membership!!!

Not Gura related. Take it to /stars/

There is no way to become a chumbie if i harass her to graduation after she collab with homos, i know where ame studio is, fucking retard move cover, consider this a threat

You fuckers need to at least wait after the males debut, she will be forced to mention them in her next stream because supers and chat will be annoying about it when she asks ''what were you guys doing?''

>>28204854
I can't find the gura pekoraface image in my folder

>>28205021
Link the stream where Gura did this

>>28205234
you're a retard

So you guys trust Gura but don't trust management, right?
I least i feel that's the consensus here

>>28205104
It's not anger, it's for my own sanity, if anything it would be out of sadness.

>>28204505
It's not really schizo since she already knows that we don't want her collabing with males

>>28204866
The difference is Gura became waifu to a lot of young adult males and she likes it and panders to it.

This is an idol

>well fuck, something happened and the catalog's shitposting about it like a bunch of retards. Time to spend the rest of the week in my oshi's threa--
god damn it shark why did you need to get 4m subs and attract 400m schizos

I was so happy after yesterday's stream, I thought I could finally relax and just enjoy her streams 2-3 times a week, give her supas with a cute message as sign of appreciation and expression of my love every now and then, tell her I love more than anyone else in the world and maybe go on like this for a year or two. It felt like only good things were coming but Cover had to ruin everything with this, I feel more like being a doomer now than when the baseless rrats were running rampant because this is real, she will have male colleagues and she will add them on discord because she has to for work and they will talk to her every day and get all her attention because she doesn't want to look mean ignoring them and they will exploit her gentle personality for their goals and their ego, they will turn Gura into something worse than Mori because nobody expects anything from Mori but on Gura there's faith of over 20k shrimps and surely almost a million greys who just can't afford membership.

tl;dr I wish to die in my sleep (again).

>>28205337
The last bastion...

>>28205297
>she dont want
>management force
Write your next cope

>>28204762
If thats the case im happy she isnt streaming at all, she can always claim to be sick so no stream/collab. Id rather her not stream than play with some guy on stream

I just woke up.
Is there anything serious happening?

fuck i really hope this holofaggot shit hasn't been stressing her out for the past month

>>28205287
I somewhat trust Gura, but no one else.

>>28205417
Go back to sleep.

>>28205287
pretty much yeah, also I'm scared of collab organizations....the good part is that they are 4 so there will always be 1 myth away if they want a Stars vs Myth stream...hopefully Gura

Guys i

>>28205417
homoen announcement

>>28205287
Yeah

favorite gura moments?

for me its seeing her realize she placed top 3 in the mario kart tournament. honestly all of winter/new years was a really good time for chumbuds

>>28205389
Holy schizo, she doesn’t even talk to the girls every day. I’m convinced all these increasingly dramatic posts are just falseflags

>>28205417
>>28202656

>>28205287
Sounds about right.

>>28205560
that one time she was really cute
you know the one

>>28205287
yeah pretty much

>>28205586
Who wants to understand will understand. I said what I had to. Good night.

>>28205297
Having possessive feelings over an internet anime girl is fundamentally schizo, anon. Not that I don't share the same feeling but it is what it is

>>28205287
Yep

>>28204866
>>28205021
she obviously didn't do anything meaningful with them then because she literally said last stream she is a virgin still

>>28205560
So many that thinking about it overloads my brain.

>>28205586
see >>28205287
They might force her.

>>28205560
That was pretty funny seeing her reaction change. Also, I think she was kind of surprised at how into it the chumbies were.

>>28205560
My brain broke can't think

am i really the only one that doesn't care much? i'm a day 1 member too. gura barely collabs or reaches out to other branches, why do you think she's going to get close to a holostar? management MIGHT force a stream but after that, so what?

>>28205399
Thanks for making it obvious you're just here for shitting up the thread and you don't watch her.

>>28205560
The first Muse Dash stream is always going to be my favorite Gura moment, after the absolute failure that was the opening stream with Maneater and the "I swear I am a gamer" breakdown. It was just pure unscripted kinema

>>28205775
They haven’t forced her to collab with anyone so far

>>28205287
I feel like that's the consensus here

>>28205850
Nah most sane people think like you. It's hard to get a read on real opinions with all the larping going on right now.

>>28205685
There is literally no way to interpret it as schizo because it's either
>Yeah she's a real life idol.
or
>I'm just fully immersed in the roleplay.
It's the former, by the way.

>>28205502
>>28205544
So nothing.
G'night, bros...

>>28205892
There was no HolostarsEN to push either.

>>28205999
Hololive Summer is confirmed. Don't forget that.

>>28205287
Correct

>>28205560
She played that VR game with the green haired loli. She was all like: "You're sooo cute!" and "I wanna touch you!"

>>28205658
>>28205698
>>28205787
cmon chumbros, there isn't a single moment that stands out to you above all else?

>>28206150

>>28205287
Yeah i think that's the summary of how we feel

>>28205287
management are now and have always been ultimate giganigger retards

>>28206097
I'll be there for that

>>28205852
>he didnt believe mgmt will force her to collab
>he didnt even realize how cover purge gura’s plan
Oh yeah this is how you spot a management shill
Eat shit and die, i will be worst than chink if you force her to collab with homos

>>28204783
Gura is attentive enough to understand that slightly negative things usually harbor greater feelings that cant be said out loud.
Im sure a simple I didnt like them, or something silly like their voices arent cute... I dont think theyre girls is enough to make her understand

>>28205287
trust gura, hate management

>>28206023
Okay? Homos already survive just fine with low views and they never made her collab with Sana despite being so low

>>28206209
Okey i'm thinking of the battle against vergil 3, if i remember correctly council was also announced that night right?

>>28206215
More like
>ToT