/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MANAGER HATE

Patiently waiting for next Goomba stream.

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

>>28176316
I mean, if her job is to pretend to a VIRGIN shark loli, making it part of her lore, then whatever. I don't think a western woman past the age of 20 could possibly be so.

gurglin grangler

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>28176546
I feel sorry for incels.

2 weeks off-collab with barely any streams
Then she comes back, streams a few times and then is suddenly busy again and we are back in the stream drought. Its not easy being a chumbud...

>>28176546
>>>/r9k/
you're on the wrong board

>>28176603
They are not incels you humongous retardbud, they are the regular thread shitters.

Now that we know Gura is a virgin I hope more lewd artists pay extra attention to her hymen

Maid Gura hits me a certain kind of way. T u T

>>28176689
Do you really believe the regular threadshitters aren't incels?

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>28176722
My trypophobia... she did mention the word when the first tadpoles appeared right? Or was it the tadpole eggs?

Gurass

>>28176818
Do you really have it? I thought it was a fake phobia.

>>28176722
This guy draws a nice hymen but he paywalls the good stuff
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5478332

>>28176856
Am joking bud.

>break your house
>make fun of your eyebrows
>goose you
>kill your guard and a buta
And chumfucks will still defense this shit

>>28176834
Going to goose it

>>28176791
Same bud, same desu

>>28176546
>>28174348
>only anime women for me
>no one touches my legs
>i live alone
>maiden
that's pretty direct for her. during holofes, she asked kiara about a certain voice actress being an idol. you can consider gura a real life idol as well as singer/va.

>>28176922
I used to think it was a fake meme phobia, but after SGE dropped in FF14 and they had to change the job icon because of it I started taking it more seriously. Not seriously, because people are clearly retarded, but seriously as in I realized these people actually are kind of retarded.

>>28176834
rubrubrubrubrub

gura is slowly revealing more components of her chase fantasy. by the time she graduates we're going to have a complete sex scene constructed from scattered remarks over the years

>>28176961
With my life

gura should create a schedule / chat stream so she can pop in and say something once in a while (she wont)

>>28176677
Twitch e-thots have poisoned the well of female streamers for some time and now you have people like him that see all female streamers as the same onlyfans cam-girls that plague the internet. It's tragic.

>>28177127

UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ToT

Don’t forget to take breaks and do hand stretches while signing stuff Gura!

>>28177418
Yeah, roll those wrists, don't get carpal tunnel.

>>28176722
I assumed all chuubas hate or simply ignore comments and questions related to their sexual experience because it makes them look bad if they are not virgin and if they are then other unvirgin chuubas will get angry at them for flexing or something.

Looks like she wants to talk about that sort of stuff but not of her own initiative, I never asked simply because I thought it was gonna stir too much shit up in chat.

>>28176546
I don't think she'd go as far as lying about being a virgin, her lore is of a 9000+ years old shark girl and anyone would assume she had a thing or two in the past but now there isn't any room for rrats anymore (like the tail's mating bite rrat). If she really lied then it could cause mass seppuku once it's found out, some of the paypigs surely will do it just like during the a******n.

Reminder that Gura is a virgin
>>28176546
sounds like you are mad there in jakarta
>>28176603
sure thing there faggot
>>28176989
exactly.
>>28177039
I just read chase as chaste and got confused

>anon has a 5 minute cooldown
NGMI....

>>28177580
I'm getting old sorry Gura...

>>28177499
It would be rude to ask and she keeps it classy by mentioning it casually. Gura is more subtle than Kiara, who just bluntly says she dropped dating after becoming an idol.

Is this the child pussy general

>>28177956

gargling guras goom

It would be weird for Gura to say she's a virgin unprompted; but I can see her alluding to it if she were super chatted something like 'what's the best way you've been asked on a date?'

>>28177990
Only Gura's

>>28178083
first off that's a terrible idea, and second how fucking new?

So, after yesterday you could say that the new Gura stream time limit is 6:30pm ET

>>28178083
Do newfags really?

>>28178085
Gura's wife is ok sometimes too.

>>28178083
Too direct. She will just ignore you.

>>28178105
There has never been a latest time a frame could go up from her. Assuming no stream without a frame by 6 eastern is a safe bet but it's never been a certainty

>>28178083
She's already said she has no experience, but if asked again I think she'll spill some more details this time around.

>>28178105
No, it's still 6:00 EST.

>>28178167
Every rule has it's exceptions

>>28178105
the earliest anyone posted it here was 7:09 pm EDT, so no.

generally speaking, you need to permanently discard the idea that there's a "cutoff" where the probability of a stream goes all the way to zero, like some kind of retard switch flipping all the way off. the probability DECLINES and becomes VERY LOW at a certain point. it is NEVER ZERO.

>>28178214
retard

>>28177127
peroperoperoperopero

>>28178214
give me something more subtle and i'll consider it. i'm one of her paypigs.

>>28178248
this
it is still 80% probability of stream from 10 am ET which decreases by 10% per hour until 6pm ET
It does reach 0% after 8pm ET though

>>28178372
i'm sure the model has to be a lot more complex than that. you would need inputs like the time since the last stream, day of week, stream hours in trailing week, and so on. if we had any kind of proper numberfags i'm sure they could cook something up. unfortunately our numberfag is a literal mental retard who does preschool-tier counting and had to be taught how to calculate grade school-tier percentages.

>>28177229
Reminds me of a chubby sassy brat I fapped to on sad panda the other night.

>>28178214
>>28178352
The only way to accidentally spill anything (if there's anything to spill) would be during talks related to love and one-sided relationships or getting betrayed or dumped by loved ones etc.

>>28178248
It's been a while since she did an early morning stream, but you can never discount a guerilla or short notice stream at any time.

What pngs will Gura attach to herself?

>>28178706

>>28178706
me

>>28178706
me

>>28178706
Not many because she's paranoid it will make her already breaking all the time setup break even more.

>>28178706
The cute and funny pins

>>28178706

>>28178372
It's never truly zero, remember the 1 am Minecraft stream.

If I talked to Gura about my getting dumped in 1st grade by my pre-school gf do you think she'd care? it actually really happened, of course we didn't know what being lovers really meant, it started when we played the family game with a teacher where I was the wagecuck dad and she was the housewife and then things just kinda stayed that way until we ended pre-school and started grade school, she just got suddenly grumpy at me. I guess that was her "grade school debut" change of character or something.

>>28178352
ill give you some advice if you're actually one of her paypigs I don't believe it, don't fucking bring it up.

>>28178706
Would be cute if she commissioned some cute hats so she can have an on-stream outlet for showing off and talking about her fashion interests

>>28178943
why not?

>>28178894
Go for it. Worst she can do is skip your super or give a flippant response.

>>28178706
she can finally have an ahoge!

>>28179068
Because anyone even remotely considering asking about her personal dating experience would know that's a topic she wouldn't want to discuss if she had any and could make her uncomfortable even though she'll just skip the super. That's definitely prying into the personal side of her life she doesn't want to share online.

>>28179221
How do you know she dislikes and doesn't want to share? maybe there never was a chance to talk about it where it wouldn't feel awkward. Of course asking that out of no where like during some random gameplay would be stupid but maybe during a chat stream at the time there's a topic related to this sort of things it could work.

>>28179352
Okay so you're not a paypig and are brand new. You should lurk more before larping retard.

>>28178868
Gura and Shondo are actually pretty damn similar now that I think about it...

thats not me
i wasn't seriously considering it btw

>>28179476
It was me and looks like we tried talking with a schizo.

>>28179503
no one is gonna side with you newbud. try watching streams before you post about shit you have no clue about

>>28179546
Stop talking out of your ass retard.

https://twitter.com/alin_laphel/status/1547657324562567169

>>28179581
If you seriously think she would ever bring up her personal dating experience, if she has any, then there is zero chance you actually watch her.

Settle down boys. I know we're excited Gura confirmed her virginity last night but there are other things we can talk about.

>>28179476
>i wasn't seriously considering it btw
I figured, like I said no one who calls themselves a paypig would actually think that's a good idea.

I WANT TIKTOKS

>>28179661
I don't care if she puts them on tiktok or youtube, I just want cute dances

Gura gushing over the baby tutel does things to my heart.

I'm fucking in, that Gura cutout will be MINE.

Powerwash Simulator has left early access. Do you think she'll stream it again?

>>28179879
I wanna see her home3d at some point in a chatting stream. Ina's home3d chatting stream really brought her to life with how much body language she uses. Gura's would probably kill everyone in this thread.

MY SHARK WIFE GURA IS LITERALLY PERFECT I LOVE HER SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28179917
Good luck, I hope you get it bud. share images after if you do

>probably still has most of her hymen intact
Imagine the absolute fragrance that comes out when she spreads her clenched unwashed cunny after a whole day spent sitting inside playing games in this heat.
Then imagine putting your tongue in there getting drenched in her smelly juices and still being able to sniff that fragrance in your mouth and in your nose several days/weeks later.

>Toilet Chronicles - is a first person horror-comedy game with a mystical setting where you're trapped in a public restroom and need to find a way out with the help of your toilet neighbor. Every choice you make brings you to a different outcome.
Gura will play this.

Kneel before your lord shrimps

I still don't get it, is Gura's appearance in the Crunchyroll thing a panel, meet and greet or something else?

>>28180123
It's gonna be like the TNT shill stream but maybe it won't be pre-recorded this time.

>>28180123
Why not all three? She's the ambassador after all.

>>28180087
Who's lord shrimps?

>>28180123
this is how badly management botched the announcement.

>>28179476
Not much point anyway since she periodically reminds us that she's an idol/maiden/single on her own.

>>28179925
I'm hoping. It would make a pretty good stream these days in particular, too. She probably has a backlog of stuff to chat about by now.

>>28180213
Blame the con and not Cover for things like these. Not trying to defend Cover, but con announcements are up to the con.

GURA AWAKE LIKES AND RETWEETS

SHE ACUTALLY DID IT

>>28180428
I
FUCKING
KNEEL

UUUOOOOHHHH
https://twitter.com/dalgom0128/status/1547470264879161344

WIFE WANTS ME TO GOOM TO HER AGAIN

>>28180428
I KNEEL

>>28180428
>>28180455
wow!! she's as flat as a child!!

>>28180428
I want to see Gura in her bikini so bad, I know she's so beautiful.

>>28180428
Gura is a based tummy appreciator, of course she did.

alright now do this one gura
https://twitter.com/pocopocoing/status/1547520858440495104/photo/1

>>28180428
that stupid shark gave me a boner while i'm at work

Is she streaming tonight?

>Fauna puts her frame up
>Gura likes and retweets
THEY ARE

>>28180669
Probably not but she’s giving us permission to goom

Gura chose the spicy art over the cute art she liked to retweet. Let that sink in.

>>28180207
It's codeword for gura

>>28180798
It's summer and she knows we want bikinis.

>>28180669
based on what she said last night im thinking probably not, though she might try squeezing in another short stream if she's gone a few minutes

>>28180669
She's been streaming in my mouth all day long.

May the cunny gods bless this artis's hand and pen.

>>28180798
She really REALLY wants holosummer to come back.

>>28181000
And so do I

>>28180428
She wants me to fap to this right? I can fap to this RIGHT??
I'M GONNA FAP TO THIS RIGHT NOW!
GURA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

I love her so fucking much buds I can't even.

>>28181060
WELCOME TO THE CHUMZONE

>>28181000
She knows her fans well, and the importance of seasonal events to look forward to.

>>28177291
Reminder that it has been 115 days since GOMBUS last appeared on stream. What did this shark do to her? For all we know she is still trapped under hundreds of unlabeled OBS layers.
#FreeGombus

>>28181060
She's taking a masturbation break and wants her chumbies to fap with her.

>>28181526
Hope she streams it for us one day.

The /ggg/ cum tribute collab might actually be a good idea. I kneel to the anon who suggested it even though I criticized the idea.

>>28180428
Holy fucking shit.. I love her so much!

Alright, pipe dream time. She's retweeting swimsuit stuff because hololive summer is coming back this year. No, it's not just because she likes the art and it's the season, and no I will not take my meds.

>>28181696
If it was coming back they'd already have the outfits and stuff. Summer is almost over.

>>28181696
they really should do it and stream on twitch to show the vsluts on there how to be sexy with taste

CHUMBIES I GOT TOLD BY MY DOCTOR THAT MY SYNCOPE ISSUES WILL NEVER GO AWAY AND I NEED TO GO ON DISABILITY AND IM GOING TO DIE YOUNG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>28181780
following the north american reckoning, today is the 24th day of summer and 71 days of summer remain. cover used this same reckoning to justify umisea's summer events last year.

>>28181893
Gura...

>>28181640
Gawr Gura 2nd Anniversary /ggg/ chum tribute, i like the idea, fembuds btfo eternally.

>>28181893
Gura, I'm going to concern.

>>28181331
Do you mean Grungus? GOMBUS is W I D E Gura.

>>28176535
Based.

>>28181893
noo..

>>28181893
i dont know what that is but im sad for u

>>28180428

>>28181893
welcome to the team friend
>>28182216
syncope is basically fainting caused by medical issues. Gura has talked about having it before too.

>>28182275
Oh that, seems scary.

goombus seems to faint when she doesn't drink enough water which says in my non-medical opinion that she PEES CONSTANTLY and WEARS DIAPERS

Does anyone know what the secret text that she thought we weren't going to be able to read several streams ago said?

>>28182613
"if you can read this you are a snail"

>>28182613
It was something like
>if you can read this you’re a snail

>>28182634
Kiara can read that apparently.

>>28182275
GURA'S GOING TO DIE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>28182634
You weren't supposed to see that yet!!

>>28182680
she is snail

chummed and still rock hard tbqh

>>28182686
yea except Gura refuses to go to the doctor about it.

>>28182680
Gura was the one that wrote the prompts for Kiaras charades game, she made Kiara act like a snail because shes a brat and thought it wwould be sexy to see Kiara on the ground with her ass up

>>28182757
hold back you need to save goom in case she streams

>>28179925
Unless it's a collab. She seems to have played all the way up to the current time she mentioned it off-stream during that one minecraft stream where Kronii was there.

>>28182892
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

>>28182757
Gura would be proud.
This ol wizard can still go at least 6 times in one night. Plus a few more if I'm really bored.

>>28182993
Is that supposed to be Gura? It's cute but there's too many discrepancies for me to ignore them.

GURA'S NOT DYING YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28183237
if gura ever graduates its becasue she believes she's going to die soon and wants to spend her remaining short time doing as she likes

>>28183349
Shark... had a hard life...

>>28182995
I'm making a soup to recharge proteins and vitamins so I can chum the hardest.

>>28182029
Like I've been saying this entire time fembuds can't possibly ever be real chumbuds. They lack the tools necessary to satisfy their oshi's desire to be covered in thick smelly ropes of goom.

Anyones nendo ship yet?

>>28184334
We both know that Gura loves boobs tho

>>28184334
Fembud contain yourself...

gura wishes for this daily

The word maiden also refers to young women you insane fucking schizos. Goob's no innocent pure seiso shark but to hear /ggg/ describe her she's an insane nympho barely containing her desire to talk about SEEEEEEEGS and how much she's have it with 4 million retards. If ever she had sexual feelings for any of you the fat ugly bastards at the meet and greets cured them.

>>28183697
I can chum very often, my refractory period is like a minute, but is there actually a secret to chumming HUGE ROPES at one time?
Do I just need to hold back for a week or so?

I like making a mess.

>>28184547
maidenless

>>28184608
holding back works but theres also other stuff, look up cumstacking but dont overdo it, your peen may explode and it starts to hurt

>>28184608
There are some supplements you can take. Google it.

>>28184608
I noticed if I chum with 1 day break the quantity is higher, if I force myself to hold back a lot then it becomes more fluid probably because more prechum built up. If I take longer breaks there's no difference, I think my chum cap is that which equals to half a coffee cup (more or less). If I try to chum again I need 5 minutes unless I managed to stay erect then I can chum immediately but the chum will be mostly prechum, maybe my testicles are a bit slow to generate zoons.

Anyways, all you need is basic vitamins and proteins. The soup I'm making is made of various vegetables (from the frozen veggies soup pack) and pork pieces, it should replenish everything at once.

>>28184547
I'm sorry you're unable to produce any goom fembud. I'm sure Gura would still like it if you rubbed tiny slitties together.

>>28184547
I'm sorry Gura being a pure virgin triggers you so much

>>28185088
That's one of the schizos. The fembuds are making posts like >>28184334

>>28184608
check out the onahole thread in /jp/ for a guide in the op

>>28184940
I feel like I could do Tom Segura tier loads without hurting my penis.

>>28185017
>>28184940
oh i am gonna try this

>>28185210
How dare you call us out like this.
Just because we cant cover Gura in thick disgusting stinky cum that would make her orgasm just by smelling doesnt make us any less of chumbuds.
Have you ever smelled a womans restroom?

>>28184547
She will have (cyber)sex with us when she's ready.

>>28185524

>>28185524
>Have you ever smelled a womans restroom?
Remember when Gura was educated on the fact that ACKTUALLY women's restrooms are generally more disgusting than men's restrooms?

>>28185915
I really don't believe it. Half the time I go into the men's and the floor is literally covered in piss.

>>28185980
womens bathrooms have blood smears on the wall and tampons strewn about the floor

>>28185524
I had to clean a few in my janny days. Real eye opening in the worst way.
>>28185980
Have you ever felt a woman's wetness? Here's a better question, whether that one is a yes or a no. have you ever felt it and seen it across almost the entirety of a bathroom floor, as if she dragged a trail? You go in expecting the usual messes from any bathroom, plus blood. You come out for the first time absolutely fucking confused and it never stops.

>>28184547
cope, Gura is pure and in love with the chumbies.

my sharky wife

>>28186196
Ignore him. He's jealous his oshi isn't planning a marriage stream for him

I love janny horror stories.
I bet Gura does too.

>>28185980
Than you have never been in a womans restroom
I'd say they are about 3 times worse on average

>>28185980
I've never been in a woman's bathroom but from what I know of it, there's far worse than piss stains

>>28185915
why does she know what a mens bathroom looks like with such confidence?

They just let jannies clean the other gender's restroom? Wouldn't you want a male janny to clean the male and a female janny to clean the female?

>>28186337
jesus christ how new

>>28186337
>Why does a former jannie know what a bathroom looks like

>>28186373
Cleaning people's houses isn't the same as cleaning public restrooms. Unless she did say she cleaned public restrooms and I forgot about it. Maybe she did.

>>28186364
We are understaffed so we just make do

>>28186364
No? For one thing, you'd have to hire an extra janny just for that. For another, finding a woman to do it is much harder. Men are just more willing to do a low paying job that's shitty in more than one sense.

>>28181893
at least you don't have to wagie and can spent all day waiting chuubas Sorry for you though bud

Is this ironic schizoposting

JGBFG. Gura's horny twitter activity is pretty good material.

>>28186364
you must bet 18+ to post here.

>>28186270
Gura works as janny for pets and she is even a volunteer. I wonder if she ever takes a sniff at the pets' semen-dripping willies after they violently fucked each other as the animals they are.

>>28186364
what? have you ever been outside?

>>28186606
Am I supposed to be inspecting janitors when I go outside? They're invisible to me.

>>28185980
It's not the women, it's the babies.

>>28186364
Oh sweet summer child...

>>28186653
no really how fucking old are you?
have you like literally never left your parents house?

>>28186364
At FedEx there's a different janny every 2 days or so and I've seen more than 5 different ones so far. Three were women and two were men, they clean everything there is to clean without giving a single fuck if it's a men's or a women's toilet. The same happens in other places.

>>28186364
I usually see female jannies do both.

>>28182892
>>28183087
>Gura having syncope
That's actually serious if it's true.

>>28187222
How new?

>cute and funny
>must protecc trigger
>mischievous
>smug and bratty
>angelic voice
>pure idol

My love for Gura? stronger than ever before.
I'm honestly thankful to have met Gura in this life. I'm glad it was her who became my oshi. If only the other chuubas would use her as example rather than falling back on the "swearing and yelling for no reason" twitch gremlin phenotype...

>>28187222
how new?

>>28187222
newbud...

>>28187343
gura strikes the perfect balance between cute wholesome and gremlin yab gamer for me

>>28187313
>>28187426
I can't tell if it's shitposting half the time or not but if Gura really does have syncope that's nothing to really joke about and I'm not sure why you would if you cared about her.

>>28187564
Gura jokes about it. She doesn't want people concerning all the time, you know.

>>28187343
>Twitch gremlin
That's why I can't watch any Twitch vtubers. They all default to hyper sexual shit or cursing too much.

>>28187564
You wouldn't have to worry about it being shitposting or not if you actually watched streams retard

>>28187665
I'd tell you to look around more but there's not much point if you're already happy with who you're watching. Just saying there are exceptions.

>>28187564
why do you think chumbuds don't want her to drink too much alcohol/caffeine or be put in stressful situations. her heart is probably a bit vulnerable.

>>28187665
Try her>>28187480
She's like Gura in the sense that she knows about the Uoh meme and even plays around with it. She never crosses the line though as she's not a lewd person.

>>28187564
She's told us it takes awhile for her to get out of bed because if she does it too quickly she faints. She's also mentioned the possibility fainting while playing vr as one of her big fears because she doesn't have anyone around who could help her.

>>28187614
If she doesn't want people to concern, then she should get treatment, not joke about it.

>>28187822
Whoops, meant >>28179444

>>28187822
>Not a lewd person
>Likes lewd fanart of herself

>>28187822
im not a fan of containment breaking. the way gura does very subtle nods is more fun, especially since she's working under hololive

>very subtle nods
>FROG LOVE HOTEL
I love her but I wouldn't call her subtle

>>28187343
I agree with everything you say.
I'm also laughing reading everything in Bane's voice.

>>28188017
Cunny isn't containment breaking though...

>>28187672
>>28187829
I know about the stories if her fainting wasn't sure about the cause of it. If it's syncope then she needs to get treatment immediately.
>>28187805
I think potentiality having a life threatening condition and refusing to see a doctor is cause for more than just "concerning"

>>28188146
>FROG LOVE HOTEL
what?? how is that anything?

>>28188146
Need Goth Gura outfit

>>28188146
>>28188183
has gura ever said 'cunny' on stream?

>>28188224
>I know about the stories
Clearly not as she's said that exact word on stream multiple times, during multiple streams

>>28188279
Yeah. She knows it drives us nuts.

>>28188279
Mike

>>28187822
Fuck off with this off topic whore. She doesn't even follow Gura on twitter. Fucking petty bitch.

>>28187822
I know this one but I don't trust her. I have known Gura for like 5 years and the more I know the more I fall in love with her. Call me schizo all you want, I won't watch a chuuba I don't know at least from one past life even if she pretends to be yandere for her fans because I know nobody else is better than Gura and disappointment is waiting to happen because the "opsec" chuubas who are literally social media ghosts are most likely those who are really hiding something very disappointing.

>>28187564
>says shes fallen in the shower
>says she faints if she gets up too quickly
>talks about her health issues she has from time to time
ITS A SHITPOST DUDE!!!!!

>>28188373
Why would she follow Gura? She ever talk about her or something?

>>28188408
holy run on sentence. what are you even saying

>>28188279
She knows everything about lolicon content

>>28188408
Eh, I like to give others a chance. So far she seems pretty solid, but she is a western vtuber after all.

What're you buds up to while waiting for the next stream?

>>28188146
Just wait, Gura will cybersex us and people will still think she's seiso. It's her superpower.

I want to make Gura feel comfy while she rests and recovers from the tummy hort. I want to toast her some poptarts and grill some salman. I want to bring her drinks when she's thirsty. I want to caress her hair while I adore her sleeping face. I wouldn't try to kiss her pink lips while she's asleep or anything just like I wouldn't look under her clothes and take 4K footage of her cunny.

>>28188549
Learn to read, cunny enjoyer

is there a soundpost of this? I could have sworn there was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2hgaSgmmA&t=5630

>>28188772
games and watching Fauna's stream right now. Have a few JPs vods I want to watch tonight before I go to bed too

>>28188298
>>28188429
Then why does she not go see a doctor? And why is everyone just okay with this? This seems like one of those things she really should be pushed to do. This is way more important than most of the stuff you people complain about.

>>28188836
reminder that while Gura has some words filtered she never filtered cunny and you should say it to make her happy

>>28188879
Because none of us can hold her hand and make her do it. People have told her she should and she knows that, she has to be the one to do it herself

>>28188879
Well personally it's because I'm not operating under the delusion that I control her in any way. If you are, then yeah, I could see getting worked up over it.

>>28188408
I kneel, oldfag. I get it, but I can't argue one way or another. I'm just a casual shondo watcher myself.

>>28188772
Sipping a large cup of coffee with 4 cubes of sugar while thinking about creative ways to express my infinite affection for my adorable lovely wife Gura. Maybe I'll sing a song, I remember reading some anons were trying.

>>28188879
I already told her to see a doctor and gave her money, and she updates us about her health frequently.

>>28189094
>4 cubes of sugar
How does it feel to know she wants to personally bully you for this

>>28189195
Ehh I doubt I'm gonna get diabetes from just this much. I have had worse.

>>28189195
Gura likes things that taste good. I'm not gonna stop adding delicious creamer just because she doesn't like it when she's literally risking her health to eat things she likes.

it's a baby tutol

>>28189195
tfw my tastes are similar to Gura's, so she won't bully me.

>>28188928
people don't post it much, but these are the ones i've found in chat replays going all the way back to debut. i cut out all the usernames and such.
https://dpaste.org/GWD6t

>>28176603
Incels are a myth because prostitutes exist. Prove me wrong.

>>28189448
TuT

>>28189448
>goomba i love you let me impregnate your little cunny

>>28189472
Imagine bratty Gura yelling at you calling you incel pointing a airsoft pistol at your dick... ToT

https://youtu.be/JeJI-jUFcaI?t=59m13s
I fucking love her shriek at the frog puffing it’s throat

>>28189374
>gura when she sees a baby toitle in minecraft

Do you think you could game longer in one sitting than Gura?

>>28189448
I wish I had the courage to be this based.

>>28189195
>tfw put 5 scoops of sugar into my tea and coffee
>get to be bullied by Gura for free because of this
Feelin' good

>>28189448
It's only natural to worship your oshi's cunny. Liking a girl and not wanting sex with her is an insult to her femininity. Gura is the most feminine girl I know and deserves all the cunny worshiping I can muster.

You're not a real man if you haven't fapped to Gura, Shion and Laplus

>>28190019
I haven't fapped to Laplus unless you count her being in images with Gura

>>28189448
>Cunny Inc.
lmao

>>28190019
I pledged to fap only to my oshi and wife Gura. I'll think about them if there's Gura cosplay fanart of them I can fap to.

>>28189776
Bro, I've played for 14 hours straight just killing random monsters in Rise. I don't think Gura can last half of that.

Not sure about tomorrow but a stream on saturday is looking pretty good because I think I might have just had something come up in the evening then.

>>28190019
I actually don't find Laplus that hot for a cunny, but Shion and Gura I fap regularly

Shark hips

>>28189776
As far as streams are concerned, her longest session was 9 hours, which I've surpassed a few times, so yeah. Idk how hard she grinds rhythm games off-stream though, and I suck ass at rhythm games, so depending on the circumstances, it could go either way

>>28190102
>>28190166
Same, La+ just doesn't do it for me

>>28190019
I can't find a lot of art with all three of them besides from RayP and his stuff is mostly softcore on Pixiv. I don't know about his fanbox. There are some good Gura Shion ones though.

>>28188879
She is retarded

>>28189984
Gura enjoys making us goom and gets annoyed when people tell her to stop moaning for us.

>>28188879
I assume she’s seen a doctor before which is why she calls it syncopes. She should go to a doctor again for numerous reasons though

>>28190239
I don't think she really gave us a time range, but she did once say she used to lock herself in her room, and play Miku all day, and that her parents probably could hear it, and had to listen Miku all day.

If Gura wasn't a virgin, would you drop her?

>>28188879
She's American, if she goes to the doctors, that's 2 weeks of supas down the drain

>>28190423
I would drop my pc in a river and join ISIS or something similar with 100% chance of death.

I just want to hear her loive again, but I know she's busy.

>>28190423
No, experience difference is hot.

>>28190423
No, I'd probably be the true last chumbud though.

>>28190423
No I don’t care about what someone did before being a vtuber

>>28190423
I'd have to rope myself.

How can gura have a maidenly touch when her membrane is mounted in a museum for all to see? It just doesn't add up bros all I'm sayin

>>28190423
If she isn't then it would mean all her shyness and social anxiety were just a blatant lie. Yes I would drop her and I would never watch another vtuber because there's no meaning in following anyone else than Gura.

>>28190622
That's just a rendition of her perfect hymen.

>>28190423
Yeah, drop her on her back and plow her fields, making sure the seeds are firmly planted, and ensure our crops live a happy and healthy life.

If Gura wasn't Gura, would you drop her?

>>28190423
No. It's just a bonus that she is though.

>>28190622
Hey, half of that is Shion's membrane too.

I think Gura would like this.

>>28190423
It would be a tenfold worse than the am[REDACTED]on. If I were to continue following her I would be a miserable fool.

>>28190197
>skindentation
This artist knows what's up

>>28190423
No. I would consider my first girlfriend to have been a wallflower and the things I did to her on her own parents bed do not bear repeating. It's easy to jump to 'she's not a virgin so she's a whore' if you forget the simple fact that we men are beasts.

>>28189195
Someone who unironically drinks energy drinks doesn't have the right to judge someone's taste.

>>28190423
I dropped Ame because of that and then went on a hateboner shitposting spree until I took a long break from /vt/.

>>28190423
I don't know if she even is a virgin and she's still my oshi so no.

>>28190423
No but I would go all Avenged Sevenfold if you know what I mean. Within a year I'll be covered in tattoos and black leather.

What if Gura was Gura?

>>28191149
No...

>>28191149
>What if Gura was Gura?
H-hot.

>>28191149
meds

>>28190423
No, she's still entertaining.
So long as she's not a whore, I don't see much reason to mind it at all.

>>28191149
Then she'd be virgin.

>>28191149
Gura wishes she was Gura. Her strong shark body would be immune to half the maladies that afflict her.

>>28190777
I'm not Gura, but I greatly enjoy that.

>>28190423
You wouldn't? there's no point in keeping up this parasocial relationship if she's just another thot who lied to get money and attention. I can find them anywhere, there's many at my workplace and I'm on good terms with most of them but I don't consider them as potential partners exactly because they're all generic thots.

I am a wizard because of a shitty childhood and I want to share the first time with someone I love and in a relationship where we are on the same level. Even if I have to stay wizard until I die because Gura will never marry me, it's still better than sexing with generic thots but if Gura is one of them then it's over.

>>28190423
I'd still watch her, but I wouldn't spend any more money on her with membership or merch.

Just a reminder that Goob wants the Chumbies to fuck

>>28191320
>The only reason he likes Gura more than other random women at his work is because of mentally ill sexual reasons
Is that "love"?

>jealous fembuds trying to turn the general into a cove of Cucks
Jealousy is truly an ugly beast.
Gura is virgin unlike you 2view whores.
You will never be real idols, never forget this fact.

>>28191320
This is gonna end up on Twitter isn't it?

Gura's virginity belongs to me

go back to talking about bathrooms

>>28191511
>reading only want fits your narrative
Fembuds are truly the worst of the worst.

>>28191435
Yeah, her.

>>28191511
Not him, but go ahead and define what love is for us then.

My competition is weak, I don't care about Gura's virginity, I lost mine a long time ago. I will be the final chulbud and Gura's husband

>>28190423
If I wanted to watch a twitch thot with an anime avatar I'd be watching twitch thots with anime avatars.

>>28191577
Her legs look weird

I hate fembuds so much it's unreal.

>>28191519
i have read it in youtube spaces (comment sections) and other places here in this board that its actually Kiara of EN who is the most idol-like
what say you to that?

Don't worry, Gura's a virgin. I checked!

>>28190423
giving you another (you) since we're samefagging this

>>28190423
kys cuck

>>28191671
>Gura has experience
>I have a lot of experience
We will fuck like beasts, simple as

>>28191805
Thanks, doc.

>>28190423
No, i care more about on stream shit. I'll drop her instantly on a e-celeb/1on1 homo collab or if she does a 180 and goes full nyanners.

Alright, you fags are taking tolerance too far.

>>28191597
I can't pretend to wholly define a concept as expansive as that and wouldn't try, and I think it's different for everyone as well. At the same time, I personally would say it's at the very least something mostly related to someone's personality and character, as in their actual personality and character rather than something that could ever be discussed using the word "thot".

The only good fembud is the one raped to death.

>>28191992
Get out of here, w*man.

Monday schizo here. Gura won't stream until Monday but she'll have a schedule.

>>28192130
I habeeb

>>28192005
Wow anon, I'm sure Gura would love an edgy faggot like you

>>28191983
>All these dudes being ok with used goods
To each their own.

I love my VIRGIN and PURE oshi more than I ever loved another person in this world.
My oshi Gawr Gura is a talented IDOL and the most SEISO holoen member.

Being bratty and smug doesn't make her any less seiso.

If you're a wizard you can't please Gura, you'll end up chumming in a minute

>>28191519
They can't help themselves, they must insist that pure girls aren't superior with all manner of cope.

>>28192005
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid

>>28192216
Just trying to be realistic in current year + 7, it ain't easy out there

>>28192287
>projecting
So that's your chumming time you weak cuck? no wonder you're dropping out of the gene pool, it's natural selection at work. You can watch while I take her virginity and you will like it.

>>28192216
1 previous partner acceptable, not every relationships works forever.
But the fembud defending thotery must fucking die.

>>28192250
She's literally perfect. Unironically

>>28192338
Thots want guys to settle.

>>28192250
I love Gura but claikming she's the most seiso EN is stupid as hell. Please watch other girls.

>>28192390
I set up a site to harvest the cuckbeats posters but then the rrat died and now I dunno what to do with it. Maybe I should track down these whores and hire some gentlemen of african descent to pay them a visit and bring them some pizza.

If I thinly coat my letter to Gura with my cum so it passes Hololive inspection and she ends up touching the letter does that count as sex?

>>28192363
You're gonna die alone

>>28192490
implying jenma doesn't have a blacklight

>>28192466
Gura can lewd her chumbies as much as she wants and still be the most seiso.

>>28192287
i don't think you appreciate how much things slow down when you get older

>>28192250
That is a given.
I'm discussing this hypothetical scenario because /pol/ is trash and I want to rant about degeneracy somewhere.

>>28192509
And you're still the biggest cuck to have ever posted on /ggg/. Maybe it's time to take the rope out of the drawer and start making the knot? just saying.

>https://youtu.be/JeJI-jUFcaI?t=929
>That pause after she realized what she said

Umm I thought Gura couldn't drive chumbuds......

>>28192466
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

They're desperate for rrats

>>28192563
I'm 34, started having sex when I was 16, I can sex a woman for 2 hours

My pure virginal wife's image is so perfect, it's no wonder so many wish to soil her good name.

What if gura lost her virginity to a woman?

>>28192743
Doesn't count.

>>28192709
>things that never happened
lmfao the fuck are you doing here fapping to a prepubescent girl and trying to make her look like a whore? you sure have your priorities straight.

More like from what discord group did you find the link to this thread?

>>28192631
You're just the cripple but I agree the pause followed by a distraction story is rrat-fuel.
Maybe she started learning it.

>>28192631
that's the joke

I can't stop staring at the tracking status of my nendo. I can't wait to finally get it.

>>28192729
They will never succeed because real chumbuds know the truth.

>>28192828
You say that with r*ddit spacing

>>28192881
Imagine all the jar pictures Gura will see on Twitter soon.

>>28192844
>Maybe she started learning it.

Mori.....

>>28192961
>I'm such a chumbud I see double /n and call out the plebbit spacing how can they ever recover? thank god I'm a cuck who likes used goods and not some schizo like them

>>28192881
Out of all the pictures Gura has...the one you posted does it for me the most. I think I might be...you know...

Spaaace

>>28192490
if japanese idols have a protocol for making sure dudes didn't jizz in their hand then I wouldn't be surprised if hololive had a blacklight or some shit to avoid touching a cum letter.