/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION LET'S GO

Shill shark

>I am contractually obligated to tell you this

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura don't go

> Contractually obligated to shill mori

the language of the gods...

GURA LOVE

>she's signing the cards now
Reminder that if you bought 10 you should neck yourself.

Pink woman.

MORI NO, DON'T TAKE GURA

>CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED

>Gura trying to talk about the banners but they made it too fast so she keeps losing focus
I love her so much

I love Gura!
I like Fauna!
I like Ina!
Everyone else is alright.

>unironically forced to stream
>no superchats
neat.....

>>28128058
TOLD YOU NIGGER FUCK YOU

she doesn't even like mentioning 3D appearances if Mori is involved, that party incident must've really fucked their relationship up

She set that to swap slides super fast on purpose and it went perfectly

mori is fucking garbage

"contractually obligated to shill Mori".
"Raid shadow legends mention!"
She's busy so we're not back to regular streams it seems. At least she told us.

Gura, why so fast? My juicer does 20 hour streams

God I love her so much

>>28130204
I only got 2

>>28130185
suisei was too it felt sooo weird to watch it

>but first a word from my sponsors, raid shadow legends
>
>...
>OKAY GOOBYE

diaper gura is bannable..

>>28130229
meds please

>>28130192
she must be hanging out with Miko behind the scenes

Gura laughed at my sarcastic comment :)

I told you she was forced to stream today and you didn't believe me

>no streams for the foreseeable future
cooooooooolllll

>>28130314
no she isn't

That was a great stream, I'm one happy chumbie right now.
Never doubt the shork.

>>28130192
ogey ffrog

Blessed stream

Well, alright, that was fun. Great to see her again, great to hear her say she's excited despite the workload. Still already missing her and hoping we see her sooner rather than later.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>tells some chatter she was going to joke about his mom being a cow
>prefixes mori concert shill with clarifying she's contractually obligated to do it
goomba is in a spicy mood today

Does she just not read supa's anymore? I can't remember the last time she did.

>>28130204
im still sad about this

And now she's sitting there playing with her hair thinking about the stream

>Gura's forced to sign more post cards because management was fucking retarded for setting the limited post cards to a maximum of 10 per
MANAGEMENT HATE

wait, I just got home. She's already gone? what the fuck is going on?

>>28130389
i was given the off-topic speech

>>28130415
She'll read an akasupa occasionally. This is how she is and it's based.

>>28130457
She had to stream to shill Mori's concert and her BD goods, so it was a short stream and she's back to working on recordings.

>>28130451
Anon they were always going to sell out, that has zero affect on how many she has to sign.

>>28130415
EN management make her do more stuff for Mori now so she has no time too.

>>28130451
She'd have to sign the same amount regardless

>>28130451
If that's true.. how will people get it? Merch rerun? Will I have to buy another set?

>>28130457
She has recordings and signings to do tonight

>>28130451
I can look past most of the dumb shit management does but the fact that Gura literally told them to make sure at max you should only be able to get 2 and then they ignored her makes me genuinely angry

>>28130483
I still love that this retard put a png of herself on stream to draw on and ended up just drawing on herself and it looks like Gura is cheering herself on.
Shes just too cute.

>>28130545
at the Crunchyroll panel

>>28130415
When she read out that rando akasupa we knew she wasn't going to read any at the end.

Gotta sign some sh-stuff

>>28130360
Nah, I doubt mentioning Mori’s concert was forced for today specifically just that she had to do it before the concert

>>28130390
>Never doubt the shork.
Always believe in shork

>>28130512
>>28130540
anon, if management wasn't retarded then at the very least 5 times more people could've gotten one which should be good enough

>>28130445
oh nyo, whatever shall i do?

>>28130581
That cute retard got flustered drawing the bottom on even though the model is fully clothed. I love her

>>28130457
>>28130569
that's bullshit, streaming is her main job. I'm tired of this shit

>>28130668
I still don't much care for these emotes

>>28130664
Doesn't change the amount of cards she'd have to sign.

So the mori thing is paid right? I would only watch it for Gura but in the end they might do only one song together and she leaving, so I don't think is really that worth it

>>28130360
She did what Kronii didn't do with IRyS, try not to clash with other streams. Kronii is currently doing a collab with mumei. So Gura ended her stream

>>28130624
You know what, that actually sounds like something that would happen. Fuck.

Wait when did the holocure VOD get age-restricted?

>>28130415
She read them on the last stream they could have them on anon

>>28130809
And yet for the second hour she was streaming over Ame and Sana

>>28130796
Not the amount, but she has to sign them knowing for a fact that a bunch of them are going to some scalping cunts.

>>28130664
That has nothing to do with her signing more cards. She's still signing the same amount regardless of who bought them you retard.

>>28130796
he's clearly not complaining about how many need to be singed, only that there is a lack of variety in the amount of chumbuds that got them

Chumbies, will there be a stream tomorrow? Or Mori hate?

>>28130762
actually being a hololive member is her main and only job

>>28130857
...do you think she's signing each one to a specific person?

>>28130819
not sure on the exact time but
>>27998167

>>28130762
her main job is being my housewife

Pretty rare that Gura has nearly everything go right in a Minecraft stream, plus she finished what she set out to do. I’m glad she streamed and I will be patient for the next stream

>>28130815
I'm sure she's just signing the original birthday set but if for some reason Cover pulls some shit after the 10 limit im gonna be fuming.

>>28130853
It did not affect them too much, they managed to pass the 10k without problems

>>28130964
Wouldn't that be ideal? Obviously she'd want to sign the faggots getting 10 differently from people buying one.

>>28130929
who nose

Gura should do a superchat reading stream and pull up the supers from some random stream a year ago.

Gurass

gura cute
now time for vidya

>>28130929
>see you next stream
Last time she said that too. Guess what happened

>>28130928
he literally said
>forced to sign more post cards >>28130451

>>28130573
I would honestly consider that an oversight or mistake rather than malicious disregard. Still retarded though

>>28130624
Cover has never done that before. I seriously doubt they'd start now. It would really piss people off not getting a fair shot at it

>>28131052
Gura should read superchats ever.... they are always the best part of a stream with her

>>28131039
They aren't signed to the individual person anon. It's still gonna be personal because each signature is different but don't convince yourself she's gonna be reading names off a list to sign each postcard.

Successful Minecraft stream, very rare one

>>28131039
Anon, she is literally just signing her name on a stack of cards and does not know who they're going to.

>>28130964
Have you never had to do something knowing for a fact that you're being fucked with, but you still have to do it? She tried to argue for a 2 limit instead of a 10 because she knew exactly what was going to happen, and sure enough, it happened. But she still has to sign them despite knowing that a bunch of them are just going to end up on ebay rather than actually going to fans. It has to be more than a little irritating.

>>28131072
>Guess what happened
We saw her next stream?

>>28131052
Gura should read the dictionary on stream. The whole thing.

>>28131106
I think you need to rewatch the vod. mgmt had their reasons and went with 10 on purpose.

>>28130929
Why hate Mori, when there's management to hate?

>>28130929
She's going to be gone for about a week bud, sorry

>management robs your time with Gura
Is this what you wanted?

here it's fixed now
https://files.catbox.moe/8aoi2s.png

>>28131160
Nah Cover just doxes everyone who purchases merch. Gura currently has all of our PII in order to make personalized messages to each one of us who bought the signed edition.

>>28130929
Unknown, but not very likely.

>>28131162
Once again, that has nothing to do with signing more cards. Are you okay?

>>28131219
there are two more arent there?

>>28130853
You do have a point, but 3 streams running at the same time is too much

>>28131224
Doe she get our IPs and list of posts too?

>>28131128
I kinda like her just chatting stream of consciousness without supers, though, we get stories no one would think to ask for.

>>28131211
They were the ones who got her to stream in the first place after her "too busy" tweet. Management giveth, and management taketh away, but always MANAGEMENT HATE

>>28131211
I hate management but gura also needs make reserving her stream time for streaming a priority. If she just lets them walk all over her they'll never stop.

>>28131224
So am I getting 10 different personalized messages or the same message 10 times?

>>28131270
yes but they didn't need editing. it's still gabby cause no tail though

>>28131295
yeah, but only if she can ask for them over the phone

>>28130929
we really can't predict that anymore, her consistency is more dead than the Atlantis project

>>28131330
You will be called a whore in 10 different, yet creative, ways.

>>28131318
why not both?
Watame does that basically every stream where she just rants and reads supers as they come in

>>28131343
post them

>>28131409
Nice, I hope spits on them too

Ok scalpers how much am I gonna have to pay you for Gura's signature?

>>28131266
I think you and I and the other people you were talking to are having different conversations. I know the amount of cards she has to sign are the same. She is signing them now, probably. I am talking about the difference in mentality between having to sign them for scalpers and signing them for actual fans. Looking a bit further up the chain, I think the guy you were talking to meant, when he said 'five times as many', that five times as many of the cards she signed would be going to fans rather than the ones who bought ten stacks for reselling. I'm not sure what the issue is, here.

>Things we hate
Management
Greys/Gifted members
Mori
Kiara

>Things we like
Ame
Ina
SNOT

>Things we're indifferent to
Sana
Bae

Sound about right?

>>28130819
I wouldnt know, i told google i was born in 1929.

>>28131321
No proof

>>28131452
I don't think Gura is even remotely capable of conversation as much as Watame is

I call you guys fags every day but you won't share a spare signature with me. Ungrateful.

See you in 3 days, one to finish the Mori stuff + one for signatures + one to rest

>>28131530
I like Kiara.

>>28130192
I bet this is what her internal monologue sounds like all the time

>>28131530
Yes

>>28131454
no, they aren't hard to find

>>28131655
so you dont have them

>>28131530
I don't hate Mori. I don't hate Kiara. I like them both. I don't really care for SNOT or Sana.

>>28131530
I like IRyS

>>28131507
my argument is that she probably wouldn't need to sign more if it was limited to two because more people and fans would've gotten it instead of a huge chunk of them going to the scalpers

>>28131565
I agree but you cant deny a chatting stream that also has superchat readings wouldnt be amazing

>>28131211
>Someone gets really popular for doing X because people love when they do X
>Popularity allows for lots of profit and new opportunities to do Y and Z so the success of X means a lot less X eventually
It's a tale as old as time honestly, especially with youtube content. You can't hate people you enjoy getting to do new things they want to do, but it is kinda funny how success of something often leads to less of it.

>>28131698
I think that's another 'different conversations' moment. Unless I missed her saying something, I think she's only signing the original cards, not more for some other reason. It's all made to order, remember, so they probably sold out, then shipped the postcards to her, and now she's signing them before sending them back so they can actually bundle it with everything else and ship in in six months to ten years.

>>28131530
>we

Looks like it's going to be a rough couple or several weeks, chumbies. Mori, concert, signing and recording stuff and the crunchyroll expo thing. We've gotta appreciate the few streams we get within this time. Also, possible Sana collabs as a big sendoff are on the table. Better prepare for long archive reps to hold the line.

>>28131530
I somewhat like but am mostly indifferent to Kiara

Even though Gura was annoyed that she was forced to stream in order to shill stuff, she still flirted with her chumbies and talked about handholding, which means she loves us.

>>28131765
I'm glad I enjoy Y and Z and also O

>>28131698
They had a set amount to sell, it doesn't change if fans or scalpers bought them.

>>28131698
bro.... like 2000 cards is the same as 2000 cards no matter if scalpers buy them or not

>>28130762
Looks like Cover is more interested in parading her around like a mascot instead of her streaming.

>>28131872
she flirted a lot she super loves us
NEW LIKES SHE LOVES CCS AND BEST GURA HAIR ARTIST

>>28131723
Yes but unfortunately busy shork today

>>28131687
Forgot IRyS, great that you like her but I think general consensus would lean more towards indifference.

>>28131530
Indifference to Kiara.
She's annoying but doesn't deserve hate.

>>28131189
Why not both?

>>28131530
Kiara is okay, I don't like her "MEMEME personality" but is not like she can affect Gura in any way with it, Mori is more annoying with her Collab projects

>>28131869
fuck that, other holos do all that shit all the time and they still find time to stream

>>28130762
Streaming is probably a minority of time spent working for a good deal of the girls, ESPECIALLY the really popular ones, like goobs

>>28130349
What was your sarcastic comment I missed it

>>28131872
I don’t think the contractual obligation means that she was forced to stream specifically tonight. I think she just had to mention it and since she decided to stream then she did it now

>>28131980
Seems like the general consensus is indifference to Kiara

Mori why tf you need Gura to ad your own concert ? You can do it yourself ? Fuck you Mori

Things for shilling the concert merch. Maybe one day your oshi will get an sololive.

t.deadbeat

>>28132116
its prerecorded anyways and already finished

>>28131530
I only hate males.

>>28131872
Did I miss her saying she was forced to stream? I thought the contractually obligated thing was just her taking the piss out of it. She could have easily tweeted the concert plug.
>>28131869
Yeah it's going to absolutely suck ass and I'm not thrilled, but I am really glad she actually told us. I'll just temper my expectations and miss our shark for a while.

>>28132097
That's both the more logical option and the one that doesn't accuse Gura of lying for no reason

>>28132056
Other Holos can probably work faster than Gura

>>28132212
They don't necessarily work faster. They just work harder. Gura is lazy. But we love her for it.

Shameless re submit since the thread got archived a minute after I posted.

>>28130451
Reminder to not buy scalped shit.

>>28132097
It was an obvious joke from her in saying it like that. I assume its just shitposters and schizos twisting that into "forced to stream" for jokes or rrats

>>28132289
Cute as hell

>>28132056
Yea but Gura is lazy and really bad with time management

>Is that a frog in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

WDSMBT

>>28132289
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>>28132116
Management are Mori's bitches, rm name checks out

>>28132337
God I wish I had frogs in my pockets
Man I love frogs

>All these posters can't tell she was making a joke with that comment
At this point I can't tell if it's the shitposters getting riled up again or that many chumbuds can't figure out a joke

>>28132097
>>28132307
meds....
You are replying to a very obvious joke post. Please go back or at least learn to not reply to things you dont like.

>>28132403
bruh most of us are more autistic than she is

>>28130126
is it me or does Gura sounded sad/about to cry just before ending the stream? is she ok?

Mori x Gura fanfic incomming on Kornii's stream.

>>28132403
>All these posters can't tell that people are joking on 4chan
At this point I can't tell how many of you are from reddit and how many are from discord

>>28131698
Exactly, and you are wrong. And dumb.

>>28132516
>Mori
I sleep

>>28132337
>the water comes out with tadpoles *laughs*
surprised people didn't uooh more at an actual semen joke from her

>>28132516
disgusting

>>28132516

>>28132516
You call that fanfic? I'm going to curse the idiot who wrote it

>>28132647
kek

I think all of you are vastly overestimating the amount of cards that went to scalpers.

Why management decided to turn Gura into some poster girl all of a sudden? I mean fine she is popular but in her first year they never gave a shit it was just stream funny shark girl and she was at her peak, now they are going full force with things no one gives a shit at least put her in projects that revolve around streams, give her some model update, game sponsorship, help in new songs, find some Japanese game that wants to have her as a Collab character, anything else than just meet and greets or events that she isn't even the star....jesas....

>>28132545
I was surprised more people didn't catch that but I guess it was more 'subtle' than usual. Or maybe it's just because she wasn't holding back too much tonight so it flew under the radar, with everything else.

>>28132545
I guraMMed

>>28132647
thats cringe as fuck

>>28132762
they are

>>28132516
>fanfics
I don't think there's another interest of mine where I love the 'thing', and hate the fanbase as much as hololive/Gura. If they were fanfics writen by Hololive members, then I'd care.

>>28132820
So... completely on-brand for Mori?

>>28132762
I got mine I don't care where the rest go

>>28132787
>all of a sudden
She has been their poster child since like month 3 of Gura

>>28132787
>all of a sudden
have you been on coma in these past 2 years?

>>28132429
Yes exactly. It was a joke that somehow some people were taking seriously

>>28132787
Cuz they will sell more with her, duh.

>>28133083
no really go back

>>28132787
Do you not know what the word "growth" means? Did you think the influence and infrastructure they have now just popped up overnight and didn't require years of work to get things going? No shit first year was quieter, that was the growth phase.

>>28133083
or that some people are pretending to take seriously. Gura likes Mori, and would plug her concert for free.

>>28133128
Nigga go use your buzzwords somewhere else you brain damaged fuck

>>28133168
yes a 'growth' is that weird thing on my back i've been trying not to think about

>>28133219
(You)

>>28132787
You mean the girl who did a taco bell sponsored stream about this time last year?

>>28132787
I actually like the ambassador stuff and marketing shit and even the conventions since AT LEAST THOSE GET DELIVERED unlike the other stuff that management dumpsters in the final hour.

stream doodle

>>28132762
you can't trick me scalper how much do I have to pay you

>>28132787
Gura now carried the whole HoloEN
She got the numbers , the other is just a failure . Didn't popular enough , even Mori
Remember when KFPkek angry because Kiara didn't choosen to be the Ambassadors of HoloMeet ?

post stream likes?

>>28133518
gura

AmeSame fic time

>>28133517
I didn't know Google Translate lurked on /ggg/

the exact moment she realized the babies are ugly

>>28132787
Cover loves money and Gura makes them a lot.
Why would they improve anything for Gura if she makes the most money for them as she is?

AMESAME NOT

GURA MENTION

Shark tummy to celebrate the great stream. I will always root for you Gooba

>>28131486
I hope she gets on stream one day and gets mad and tells all her fans explicitly fucking NOT to give a cent to ebay scalpers.

>>28133430
Those are some nice doodles

>>28133430
Cute!

>>28133714
I want to lick, let me lick

Kronii is making fun of Gura again...

>>28133788
If it was a mass produced commodity like a PS5 I would agree but these are signed cards that are not going to be made again and they're just gonna sit there rotting. I will swallow my pride if it means I can have something touched by Gura.

>>28133788
There will always be scalpers when there is a limited quantity of goods. The fact that they were allowed to pinch so many cards is on the sellers for allowing mass-purchasing.
I really want a signed card, and would begrudgingly pay for it if I could afford it.

>>28134064
You're gonna pay $1k minimum? I'd rather Gura got the money desu senpai not some fucking faggot.

>>28133788
blame cover for fucking up the amount

>>28133788
Unless she's gonna sell me another signed postcard ill have to tell her she's wrong this time. I already know what my top price is if I can manage to find one for sale nd my hate for scalpers isn't gonna stop me.

>>28133788
Please no, I have money to make.

Gura dab

>>28134317
I'm not poor so I'll just give them both money

Gooba dabbing in the KroMei collab lol

gura just watched kronii very badly try to impersonate her

gura in kronii

Gura listening to AmeSame hot while developing carpal tunnel

>>28134317
NTA but im willing to go higher. I'd much rather pay that much directly to Gura if I could though

What are the latest fanart of gooba you guys have saved?

I don't usually check tags, let alone use twitter but I really like the new cute and silly stuff that gets posted here

>>28134570
I'll sell mine and SC the money to Gura

>>28134570
>>28134317
how would these items be authenticated? How hard would it be to sell fakes? Imagine paying such a large amount for a forgery.

>>28133430
>shitpost bideo idea that never saw the light of day
I'm still sad she hasn't been able to do any more of these since they need to go through management approval and that killed her drive for doing them

>>28134652
I'd easily take that deal.

>>28134064
I'll just wait, I'm sure Gura will sign more stuff eventually. And once she sells her eggs to us, missing out on the signed card won't seem like that big of a deal.

>>28134696
Im sure someone with enough effort could make fake ones but it's still a very niche item, and you'd have to first make a fake postcard, find what the signatures look like, and then reseal things to make them look like all the real ones. Im sure someone could do it but I don't see people going though the effort

>>28134696
I'd imagine a lot of people are just going to list the generic printed signature ones as hand written because people will buy them regardless.
I wonder if she'll be signing them with a special pen so the difference is obvious?

>>28134623
the latest? I don't think I can post it on a blue board. But I like this one.

>>28134623
I’m behind on the tags because I’ve been busy but here’s a nice swimsuit Goob

>>28134698
with the way she was talking about that video I really doubt that one in particular was a gura video

i honestly feel lucky i picked gura as the one to member day 1. she's great.

>>28134473
It's not about the money, it's the fact that this would piss me off to no end giving money to a cunt scalper.
A 90buck item going for 1000.
Mein inner juden kvetches at the very thought of it.
That being said I managed to get 1 ONE for myself. I only ever get one of all the holo signed goods.
Because I'm not that cuntish and my lifestyle doesn't require me to sculp vtuber memorabilia online.
I am angry on all your, and Gura's, behalf for what good that'll do.
Fucking cover morons.

>>28134912
They'll have her piss stains for authenticity

>>28134623
newest one not posted already is

Cute hard workin shark

>>28135333
I know a cute lazy shark, trip threes.
Who is this hard workin shark you speak of?

Gura wants to do butt stuff.
Gura also doesn't deny being 12.
Gura is also cute!

>>28135220
The concept of membering did not make sense to me until I fell in love with Gura. I now wear my hairpin like a mark of shame.

>>28135568
>Gura wants to do butt stuff.
>he didn't watch the last fish stream

>>28135481
that's a child

>>28135651
>Exit only

>>28135568
fuck off discord tranny
by admitting to being over 9000, she's denying any conflicting information.

>>28134883
>Im sure someone could do it but I don't see people going though the effort
If the fee is high enough people will bother, anon. This is the same flawed thinking that gets people saying
>oh X is so cheap/crappy the chinese will NEVER fake it!
and then lo and behold the chinkmade fakes appear.
It's worth it to someone.
I backed off some early Sora signed stuff recently because it didn't seem right and was different to all other examples I'd ever seen if it, in a bad way. So I passed.
Since Gura's so overwhelmingly popular I can see scammers trying.

>>28135669
Yes.

>>28135601
A badge means as much as your reason for wearing it. You may have been late, but it's still symbolic of your love for Gura, and that's what matters.

>>28134912
Every single signed paper card I have so far has been signed with the same kind of pen. Presumably Gura will use something comparable if not because of necessity or management request then because she wants to make this whole experience like what happens in HoloJP.

>>28135863
That's a nice way to put it, I'll remember that

>>28135601
anything over 2 months is good. the only thing shameful is dropping membership

>>28135129
She enjoys sharing her life with us.

>>28135601
Wont matter after 2 years. Unless...

>>28135129
there's no reason to believe this, and it was never made so evne if it was it's a Gura video now

>>28136117
I didn't watch this stream, because I didn't/don't care for the game. Is it worth watching for any other reason other than 'muh oshi'?

>>28136218
If you have to ask, it's not worth watching. Fuck off.

>>28136055
inb4 they're all signed in different colors of ink from clearly dying pens and eventually she switches to pencil

>>28136218
No, you shouldn't watch it. You shouldn't watch any other streams either, and leave.

>>28136218
Watch clips. They're literally made for you.

>>28136218
It serves as a warning, the game brands thots for collabing with males.

>>28135748
I think it's always a good idea to be on the lookout for fakes when shopping for something like that though. Im gonna be cautious for sure but as of right now im not super concerned about fakes yet, but I guess we'll have to wait and see. Plus always good to have a good credit card for chargebacks if you do get fucked with a fake

>>28136265
>>28136289
cool. very helpful. I guess I'll give my views to clippers instead.

>>28136218
why are you on the gura thread if you don't like watching gura? fuck off back to twitter

>>28134696
Presumably they'd sell you an unopened package with proof of purchase if they're experienced scalpers.

so kiara said ame and gura could do a split
this means gura spread her cunny in front of ame and kiara at some point during their off collab

>Gura wants to naked arm wrestle with Council

>>28136218
I'll give you a real answer since you probably arent a chumbud
No not really. Gura was cute but honestly it was a pretty boring stream of Gura passive aggressively shitting on management

Remember that Gura gets annoyed and complain about the long time you take to get hard again after you cum and chumkeks will defend this.

>>28137020
reminder that Gura likes women

>>28137118
Whatever you gotta tell yourself anon

>>28132289
aww :(

>>28136218
I just wonder why you watch her streams if you aren't there for her, the game should matter very little.
But as an actual answer, the game feels very wrong and cringe, is not even that is really bad that ends up being enjoyable but again, Gura made it kinda fun to watch but it was a very calm stream overall without much going on.

I wouldn't watch anyone else play this dumb shit though.

>>28137118
gura is bi

>>28132289
WHY DOESNT SHE JUST STICK UP FOR HERSELF SHES AN ADULT SHE CAN JUST LEAVE IF SHE DOESNT LIKE IT
>has panic attack calling pizza place

>>28137265
gura is bigger thank normal today?
I agree, shame you accidently hit enter too soon.

>>28137426
than*

>>28136982
thank you. I work an 11-8 job, and don't get home until close to 10, so I have to catch up on streams on my off time.
>>28137206
thank you. Gura is my main oshi, but I do watch other streamers and even just other content. I have limited time. I consider myself a chumbud, even If I'm not as devout a chumbud as (you) or others.

>>28137426
hitting enter just returns the line, it doesn't actually submit the post

>>28137521
NEETs tend to think everyone else on this board is a NEET for some reason.

>>28137544
ctrl+enter does newbud....

I feel neutral towards most clippers but since the graduation thing got announced, they are literally stream sniping the EN members just to see if they mention Sana at all and make it into a video.

I have seen at least 3 videos recommended to me about what Gura said. Like I get it but it feels kinda scummy to me, especially when they have a sad gura picture as a thumbnail.

>>28137521
Ignore the gatekeepers and enjoy gura however fits you chumbud

>>28137796
yeah, clippers are soulless scumbags

this is what gura likes

>>28137521
based normal person bud.

>>28137796
All they're doing is taking out the parts people want to see and putting them into a more algorithm friendly form, which is important for people who don't have time to watch streams or people who want to get a taste of girls who aren't their oshi. It does become scummy when they misrepresent shit but a lot of clippers don't do that.

>>28137796
yea that shit gets views
imagine how happy Cover is that they are getting so much content and coverage out of someone graduating.

>>28137796
I don't speak Japanese, so getting to see translated clips of the Hololive JP members is about the extent that I watch clips.
Although, when it comes to horror games, I'll sometimes just watch the streams. I feel as though the horror genre can be enjoyed despite the language barrier.
Especially if you just have it on in the background.

>>28137118
Gura likes women, but loves giving my stiffy succies.

if this is how many goom jokes she's making before the nendo she is going to go fucking berserk when the real nendo stream happens

>>28138322
She will cybersex us and tell us to fill the jar for her.

>>28138322
She's really turned up the Ero the past month or two, which is impressive because everything she does was already erotic.

>>28138322
It's happening when she's swamped with Holohomework which means she isn't going to do anything special for it, most likely. Sucks and not in the fun way.

is goobra…?

>>28131530
Gura doesn't hate grays. She reads a lot of gray comments. She definitely doesn't love her members. Pretty much 0 communication.

>>28138589
yeah, mre

>>28138589
goo-bra

Gura, you could have tweeted out that you were busy a couple days ago and just say "busy this week, not many streams." Not difficult and I'm not buying the "scared to tweet" bullshit

>>28138673
why do I even come here and read this shit written by you faggots

>>28138707
>brack bikini top

>>28131530
I like Kiara. Only dislike Mori not hate her. Indifferent to greys unless they're shitgreys.

>>28134487
>>28134490
Lol, this dumb bitch has time to be in other people's chats but can't stream more than 2 hours. Lazy fucking whore

>>28138691
Nice hiss

>>28138726
Gura is very bad at keeping up with her schedule... or knowing what day it currently is.

>>28138796
yea me

>>28138726
Truth hurts. This isn't your hugbox

>>28138673
You say that, but just wait till the upcoming kissy sexy succy lovey dovey do me harder chumbies uwu members stream.

Lol, she played dbd for a couple hours recently. We all know who she played with. The past couple days she went active right after his bedtime. Hmmmm

>>28138909
>Gura says the exact opposite
>Schizo still tries to use it

>>28138909
>She's playing with the Swede during her birthday
>Was actually out with Ame
>N-no that doesn't count, all my other claims are totally true

>Gura prank called Pizza Hut to ask guys to be her Valentine.
But all the yesmen and jannies told me she wad a lesbian? lol

>>28138947
Wrong. She said she recently played a couple games of DBD. Deafchama. Keep denying it. She's not single

>>28139015
She literally said the opposite retard

>>28138959
Proof that she had nothing better to do on Valentine's Day, my pure sharkwife is reserved for me.

>>28138907
Lol, not gonna happen. Her first ASMR was peak member love and it's gone downhill since

>>28138959
And there he is again

is anyone have soundpost of this one?
>are you guys on cooldown still or can we go again?

>>28139039
lol no. You fags are delusional. She is fucking some other guy that isn't you or anyone else here

>>28139064
I was about to make it, but I need to goom after making the succi one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJI-jUFcaI&t=7115
just going to link the dbd bit because her lip smacks are fucking hot. no other reason.

how the fuck is this womanchild so cute

>>28139055
Yes I've come to bring you the truth and destroy your gura doesn't like penis fantasy

>>28139113
The only fucking she does is cyberfucking her beloved chumbies.

>>28139160
Please take your meds by the way

>>28139120
please post it when you done, this cripple is seething on cooldown again lol

>>28139040
No tard. She said it was her guilty pleasure, played it again recently and decided she still hates it. Argument destroyed. Next

>>28139015
>recently
She didn't even know they were updating the game. It's a pretty big fucking update too since it's going to blow the DH meta out of the fucking water. Finally.

>>28139184
>he believes gura is an actual lesbian and not getting dick inside her multiple times a week
Sounds like you need to take your meds

>>28139241
You tard. The update is in the future. She played for a bit and decided she still doesn't like it. That doesn't mean she knew there was an update. She was playing with Barb. Deal with it

>>28138959
Imagine the person who would even think to make this post

>>28139216
This is giving me such second hand embarrassment that for once I won't just hide your post and move on. Bro, you really need to stick to one angle instead of arguing with people that actually watch streams. This is sad, even by your crippled, non-functioning legs standards.

>>28139054
I have a feeling she will get into ASMR again because it's more fun to just be flirty and sexy and have the KU100 pick up her kitty tights rubbing against her skin than it is to get super technical with triggers and such.

>>28139367
>>28138949

my wife was cute again today

>>28138959
>guys
threadreader chama...

>>28139445
How does she do it?

>>28139367
I know you were going to post on cooldown for this and somehow still be wrong. She could be playing anything with anyone, for all I know, but I'm telling you it isn't DBD. This update has been ongoing on the PTB for a while now, and more importantly, it's changing Dead hard. EVERYONE who plays the game knows about it. Even I know about it and I'm aa turbo casual. Anyone who plays the game with someone who regularly plays the game, such as the man whos cock is constantly on your mind, knows about it and talks about it with absolutely anyone else who plays DBD. I am telling you right now she has not played it recently. You are more than welcome to provide proof with something other than the play status of a man you can't stop thinking about, but we both know you won't because you can't.

do you think they gonna sell signed merch on crunchyroll con?

Thread is getting retarded, I will just go to sleep.
Comfy stream, she have been busy but hopefully she can stream soon. Gnight chumbuds

>>28139216
>Argument destroyed
My fucking sides. The voices in your head don't count as proof

Gura pretending to give half of a fuck about sana is hilarious

Gura said she was a maiden today. Maiden literally means virgin. To be a maiden you need to have a hymen. Another name for hymen is maidenhead, there is literally a rape joke about maidenheads in Romeo and Juliette

>>28139666
How can that be when I'm having sex with her right now?

I leave thread for an hour and it turns into whatever this is.. Are you all incapable of just not biting or what?

>>28139484
Shes just that good

>antis noticed that Gura's no longer streaming and rushed back
this is kind of funny as hell

Is Gura the perfect oshi?
>Streams just enough to let me keep up with her streams
>Hilarious and affectionate every stream making me love her more
>Respects my attention and only sends me only important notifications
>godly voice and singing
>playful with her chumbies, teasing and bantering with us constantly

>>28139706
Chumbies forget to eat like their oshi and get too hungry

>>28139777
she hate brown frogs though...

>>28139519
'night, bud

>>28139838
Good

The idea of finishing Sana's tower together is a good one, and I hope they get to do it.

>>28139666
She's pure.

>>28139777
she's damn near perfect. It's amazing the world's biggest vtuber has such a spotless and yab free image. if she streamed 8 hours a day then i'd call her perfect, but that's not reasonable.

I hate this menhara like you wouldn't believe
https://rentry.org/qrk9n

>>28139958
I don't get this. Is this a japenese thing or is this supposed to be the garter that gets tossed at the wedding?

>>28139838
That's a bad thing?

>>28137796
Clips are 100% low effort these days you miss the best moments of the stream by just watching clips, these days clips are streamer had a lewd moment/streamer had a drama moment no in between

>>28140051
The garter is meant to represent virginity, it gets taken off at the wedding.

>>28139666
Joke or not, this is the only time in her career that she tells her chat she's a virgin

I'm so happy I could make her laugh today, if only I could do it everyday

>>28140245
yeah gura should talk about her virginity more. i wanna know what kind of hymen she has

>>28140200
sometimes they do funny moments

>>28140001
You hate yourself?

>>28140327
There are different kinds?

>>28140245
No, she mentioned it before.

>>28139666
what was the timestamp for that

>>28140214
does it matter what side? That is on her left leg, but prom garters go on the right. Don't know about wedding garters. Do any of the other girls have garters? I know Kiara has a dress that the belt is tied to show that she has taken dick and isn't a virgin

>>28140383
It sucks, how much worse clippers got after EN. At least before then you could understand that the subs were poor because they were being done by n5s playing fast and loose with the language, but the current state of things where you have otakmori on one hand and people subbing EN clips with EN subtitles and ESL grammar drives me up the fucking wall. Still some good lads left, but they're not half as active.

>>28140436

>>28140563
ewwwwwwww

Gura has some fun stream plans for us, it will be well worth the wait while she does her recordings and other work.

>>28140563
I'm feeling some trypophobia from the cribiform

>>28140563

>>28139666
I believe she's a maiden but you're delusional if you think the girl who plumbed her bellybutton until she bled has a hymen.

>>28140636
I need to shorten my cooldowns for Gura!

>>28140765
buy a pass!

>chumbies just now finding out women are disgusting
im sorry you had to learn this way

>>28140563
ohh nyo my twypophobia

>>28140667
She has her Bad Dragon toy ready, but she's saving herself for the wedding night once she marries her chumbies.

>>28140563
I think they all look very nice, maidens are beautiful.

>>28140563
The choose your first pokemon moment

>>28141035
>parous
>maiden
your latin reps...

>>28141136
Are you saying one of them is a whore?

What is timestamp for the cooldown joke?

>>28140989
>there are "chumbuds" in this thread that didnt buy a 5 pound shark pussy from bad dragon

>>28141241
https://youtu.be/JeJI-jUFcaI?t=4052
and here's the soundpost
>>28140636

>>28141309
It's going to be real embarrassing if they don't have it for the wedding night stream.

>>28141309
I wouldn't be surprised if that actually exists.

>>28141370
>he doesn't know

Can someone who knows how to do art make a version of this with gumba as the maiden?

>>28141370
please answer me this honestly
How new are you and where did you come from?

>>28141370
It was advertised in this thread before.

>>28141370

>>28141412
I can't guarantee I've been here longer than you, but I would put good odds on it. As for >>28141400 and >>28141417 I'm just stuck inside my onahole bubble and don't pay any attention to much else ever since I got sucked in. The only bad dragon stuff I remember aside from the meme dildos are the horse pussy variants I found out about when /mlp/ was created.

>>28141519
>I can't guarantee I've been here longer than you, but I would put good odds on it
ok newfag whatever you say

>>28141370
>>28141519
My god you are new, this was the same thread as the first period calendar.
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>>22002191
>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
>>22006165
>>22007098
>>22008049

This is why Gura loves her cumbuds the most.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>28141645
If we're seriously trying to judge who's a newfag by who's been hanging around in a split thread on a newer board, then I've still been here for a while but I will at least grant you that I don't hang around in every thread.