/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

And?

imagine the smelle

>>2772926
>orenji juice thread got deleted
I fucking hate jannies

>>2772926
i wouldn't want it any other way

>>2772926
Does Coco give Kanata dutch ovens in bed?

>>2773630
imagine her bulling poor kanata into it

Imagine being Kanata, having to share the holohouse bathroom. You wake up in the morning to take a shower, and Coco's already blown it up with her wet, greasy shits. You decide to wait to shower and let the bathroom air out, but while you wait in the kitchen, Coco is in there letting out even more rancid farts. Eventually you take a shower, just in time for your collab partner to show up. It's Suisei, but as soon as she arrives she excuses herself to the bathroom. She returns with a smile 5 minutes later, quick enough to get your hopes up, only to crush them by timidly asking if you have a plunger.

>>2774216
now thats what i call a sticky situation

>>2774300
A stinky situation

>>2772926
what is this rrat? all I've seen is the clip where she mentioned that Coco burped

>>2772926
According to Kanata, notorious nudist Kiryu "Snailtrail" Coco wipes her eternally brapping ass by buttsliding around Holohouse, leaving a deep streak of shit and vaginal discharge that Kanata has given up on cleaning.

>>2778100
She calls it the holohighway

Why is this board so obsessed with farting, pissing, and shitting?

>>2772926
Pure American diet, freedom

>>2778278
Because most of the board is about hololive.

>>2778278
First time on 4chan?

>>2778278
I just wanna get drunk with lamy piss ok??

>>2772926
nice

>>2774216
I hate this fetish so much, and I hate the fact that it gets me so hard

>>2779117
Gap moe is a great thing, you don't have to be ashamed.

This was Matsuri's actual diet as a teenager.
Imagine what she would have done to a bathroom.

>>2782060
What the fuck, how fat was she?

>>2778278
germs who followed Kiara in

>>2782060
>after school snack
>5 hamburgers
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>2782497
She said on the same stream that she didn't go over 80kg (176lbs), but got close. I'm going to assume ~75kg which, if you believe her stated height of 152cm, is pretty fat.

>>2777838
There’s this clip: https://youtu.be/5mUtQ35YlFs
But she doesn’t say anything about the smell.

I'm generally pretty disgusted by farts and scat type stuff but Coco's roommate is so fucking hot that... Ah, maybe I wouldn't mind smelling it.

>>2778278
Mental infantilisation of the internet. The ironic "era" seems to have counter-intuitively lead to toilet humour, excrement and biofluids being fetishised.
Also keep in mind most people here are Americans who grew up on American cartoons, known for being crass, immature and reliant on gross-out "humour".

>>2772926
>>2788814
... wait... in that clip she says she bought Coco diapers...

>>2788996
I developed this fetish before I even started watching cartoons. I don’t even care for scatological humor.

>>2782060
>Five hamburgers
I’m American, and I’ve never met someone who could stomach all this

>>2789018
Do you think she used them?

>>2788814
That was a good impersonation.

>>2779291
It's not about gap moe, it's about being (or at least trying to be) a normal human being

>>2788996
You do know Japan probably makes the most scat porn right? yellow fever fag

>>2788996
Stop overthinking things, pseud.
It's an anonymous board, of course people are going to be more open about their weird interests and fetishes, pic related.

Which holo has the worst smelling farts? I think it's one of the ID girls, their diets must cause some seriously powerful gas.

>>2782890
Damn. I was 5'9 180 kg in HS and considered pretty pudgy. I've only eaten more than two hamburgers in one sitting once (3). I'm going to try to eat 5 this weekend just to see if a young MAN can do it.

>>2792532
>ifunny.co

>>2778278
Jews, its their preferred comedy.

>>2793627

>>2793456
Moona or Ollie without a single doubt

>>2789453
It's Japan. They're probably single patty sliders.

I hope.

>>2796976
Still, I’d be sick even if I could manage atleast getting all that down my throat, and I’m 6ft and White. A little Japanese girl would be an her deathbed eating like that

>>2797054
you underestimate the power of fat people

>>2782497
ive seen a pic, she was BBW tier

>>2797999
I know exactly what you’re referencing, and fuck you for reminding me.

>>2797054
As a person of the ching chong race i'll tell you there are a ton of skinny asians who can just inhale their food like it's nothing and keep going for more. I personally ate a large pizza and half of another one alone back in high school when i was a hot 96 Lbs. I can see matsuri doing it easy, especially back when she was a chunkster.

>>2799170
Even when I was fat as fuck, I couldn’t do that. Do gooks just have high metabolism?

>>2778278
peepee poopoo funny

>>2798984
Quick rratdown?

>>2799226
I've met more who can inhale a dinner and a half than ones that don't, but the ones that don't eat way less than "average" My mother and my brother both can't finish a fucking meal. My mother can't even finish a can of coke without putting some fucking clingwrap on the top and stuffing it in the fridge. Everyone is different though, so based on my experiences i can totally see Matsuri inhaling half a crave case for lunch in high school.

>>2799263
The coinslot is a reference to a picture of Nikocado Avocado’s rancid AIDS-infested asshole. People post it on /v/ sometimes but I wish they wouldn’t.

>>2788996
We have letters from Napoleon that he loved smelly unwashed pussy and letters from, someone famous I forget who, that loved fucking his wife cause she would fart like a maniac during it.

You only see more fetish stuff because more people talk about it online cause it isn't as stigmatized.

>>2799254
Dammit Nyanners get off the thread!

>>2793456
Moona. I don't know why, she just seems like the kind of girl who clears a room when she farts.

>>2804028
She should clear my room...

>>2804028
>ywn have moona sit on your face and rip a big one
why even live?

>>2806054
You wouldn't be able to stand it, 30 seconds breathing those fumes would knock you out.

>>2772926
Coco is a true American

>>2808617
I'm up to the challenge.

>>2808617
you say that like it wouldn't be a dream come true

I thought Suisei ripped one on stream earlier, but unfortunately it was just a sound from the duolingo audio track.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvaMY_92T-c&t=118m40s
(1:58:40 if the embed doesn't work)

does cocos wide hips enhance her farting prowess?

>>2772926
Goddamn, i want coco to expel a wet fart while she's sitting on my face.

>>2813948
I don't know about her hips, but her ass size helps. Larger cheeks make a fart resonate more, like a natural amplifier.

>>2816877
I wanna watch Marine’s fat ass jiggle as she lets out a long brap.

>>2819444
Good choice. Personally I want to watch Lamy brap. I think all that alcohol would lead to some wet, awful-smelling gas and maybe a shart if she gets too drunk.

>>2782060
No wonder she was fat once. Actually, she'd fit into America perfectly.

>>2819444
>>2824674
Imagine her farts reverberating through her pantyhose

>>2788996
i think the farts stuff is more old, i remember open a Marquis de Sade book in a random page and read somethink about smell farts

>>2799254
Nene agrees with you

>>2824933
I don't think Marine's farts would reverberate in her pantyhose. They'd probably get partially trapped in her clothes, then when she gets undressed the smell would be released to stink up the room.

i wonder how much of an inconvenience they are for Kanata

>>2835582
imagine she just gets used to it as every item in the house becomes impregnated with coco's rancid smell

>>2835582
Depends on how gassy Coco actually is. If she farts a lot, it would be a major inconvenience, since Coco would stink up any shared room in the apartment. It would be especially awkward if they have an off-collab, since I don't imagine the other members are used to Coco's overpowering farts.

I shitpost about wanting to be shat on and taking BBC constantly, but I thought it was an unspoken truth that the whole thing was a big joke. I don't know what to think anymore with you people.

>>2837774
>he thinks people were joking about that kind of stuff
not too long on the internet, i presume?

>>2837774
There's always at least one of these threads in the catalog. Do you really think multiple people are so dedicated to ironic fetish posting as to push multiple threads to bump limit?

>>2837774
I want to take a shower in your oshi’s diarrhea

>>2837774
take one scroll through /gif/ and realize it was never ironic

>>2772926
Contemplate the aroma

>>2838204
I have a brap fetish unironically, but I enjoy ironic brap posting.
It actually doesn't give me any sexual pleasure to shitpost about it, but it is very funny.

Which holos take the biggest shits?
I'm not counting Ayame, since hers are mostly liquid. I want to know which girls are destroying the plumbing every time they get the urge to go.

>>2849028
Moona, I'm almost certain and I don't know why

Is this the fetish thread?

I want to make Gura tiny and put her in my breast pocket

>>2849206
no this is patrick

>>2849206
this is the ambrosia thread anon

>>2849143
Because she eats a ton and from what I’ve heard she isn’t even fat, meaning most of it goes right through her.

>>2853719
She weighed herself on stream and ended up being 48kg, which is pretty thin for her height. There's also that time she was late to a collab because she ate a whole turkey and proceeded to shit for 40 minutes.

>>2855137
Imagine how much she clogged the toilet that day

>>2856473
I like to think that she goes to the corner of her family's garden to take a shit on those days because she knows they have to remove the toilet bowl and install a new one if she drops that monster in there.

>>2856544
I believe she clogged the toilet so much that her family had to install a special model just to accommodate her giant shits. She still occasionally clogs this toilet too, so now her family force her to shit outside or use a container like a bucket.

>>2857992
imagine the smell after she shits in a bucket

>>2857992
God that reminds me of that ancient image of a dude telling the story about how his family takes abnormal shits

>>2829483
>Houhishou Marine

>>2857992
>the news were all fake and CGI
>it was Moona's shitlog that clogged the Suez canal
And it was just an ordinary tuesday log.

>>2858095
It's pretty intense, but it would be even worse if she went outside. Imagine her shits with nothing to absorb the smell, in the baking heat of a dry Indonesian summer.

>>2859146
Imagine going to her place and you see all those dried up piles of shits and you ask her if she has a big dog and she says yes while blushing, and you don't think about it too much but when you go home you realize you never saw any signs of any dogs.

>>2837774
It's never been a joke. There's always brap threads on /d/ and /aco/

>>2859618
shame scat isn't allowed

>>2859633
Especially since /gif/ gets to have scat threads for some reason...

>>2859633
Gif often has scat threads.

>>2859647
>3D
tempting but i'll pass

>>2859681
2D is allowed on /gif/ it just has to be a gif or webm.

>>2859633
Apparently gurochan is back. I had given up on it since it kept dying and last time it died it stayed dead for a long time, but I just googled it and apparently it’s back. The scat board isn’t very active though.

>>2855137
Girl's probably bulimic as shit.

>>2860489
I'm not sure taking a 40 minute long shit is a characteristic of someone with bulimia anon

>>2861541
It can be if they take laxatives, but as far as we know Moona genuinely just takes monster shits.

>>2793456
Gura eats McDonald’s and drinks Monster.

>>2861541
yeah, a 40 minute long "shit" right after a big meal.

>>2862155
you're telling me you've never seen someone take their sweet ass time on the toilet?

>>2845727
>shitpost

>>2788996
Nah. A few people post about it because they have no insentive to do so on 4chan and the rest magnify because it's funny as fuck.

Also lulz =/= irony. Shit irony is the hallmark of the zoomer generation and various Millenial hipsters who wouldn't go anywhere near 4chan. We're far more sincere for that. 4chan transcends irony. Much like your faggotry.

>>2862248
Are you fucking stupid dude? Seriously.

>>2862679
ah yes, the only reason people stay in the bathroom for a long time is because they're on their phone or some other stuff, it definitely can't be that it was because they legitimately had to take a huge shit

>>2862497
Imagine cleaning out Korone's litter box and there's a brown python lying there, from one end to the other, even going over the side of the box a little.

>>2864091
>not offering to be korone's litterbox

>>2864091
Korone's litterbox is nothing compared to Okayu's. With how much that cat eats, she's probably got a whole sandbox when she needs to go.

>>2862657
>-oomer
Back to twitter.

There are too many scatfags in these threads. I just want to brap post in peace, I don't want to hear about gigantically large shits.

Fuck it, from now on I'm exclusively brap posting in non-dedicated threads.

>>2873079
Sorry you feel that way. Scat is my favorite, but I’m happy I can enjoy pretty much every fetish posted here. Any normally gross smell or excretion produced by a cute girl is hot in my book.

Since we've had holo girls pissing themselves, who will be the first holo to shit herself on stream?

>>2875331
I’d say Ayame, but she doesn’t stream often enough.

I dreamed I was snorting Choco-sensei's farts straight out of her asshole after I went to sleep listening to her ASMR. Thank you brain for fabricating such a blessed thing.

>>2875331
who was the first to piss themself?

>>2877238
God I wish that were me

>>2880136
Matsuri maybe? Not really sure but she seems the most likely candidate

Asking in this thread too.

>you're fucking Ame's raw and unwashed shit hole
>her sphincter grips tight and stretches deliciously around your dick and her insides are slimy
>she's grunting softly with every thrust and her BO has filled the room
>suddenly she clenches down
>you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your dick
>you both stare at each other in horror
>she was too embarrassed to tell you that her tummy hurt earlier and that she's been holding it in
>it's a thick one and she won't be able to tell the difference between your dick sliding out of her asshole and her log accidentally sliding out if you continue
>she feels your dick getting even harder from her explanation and scowls while blushing
>with an embarrassed voice, she begs you not to carry on and especially not to cum inside

What do?

>>2887076
pull out and cum on her feet

>>2887815
imagine her shit falling out after pulling out so suddenly

>>2888115
>h-hey anon, shall we continue now that I'm empty? it's all lubed up haha...

Your oshi could be pooping RIGHT NOW

>>2892664
Suityan does not poop!

>>2893308
only piss

>>2845727
You'd love mori

>>2782497
just basic fat asian girl tier you found reading yaoi manga and opening tumblr. kinda look like that chink bitch from nu star wars.

>>2877238
What did they smell and sound like?

>>2893308
Suityan takes huge poops!

What a disgusting thread you filthy degenerates

>>2896236
What are Towa's shits like kenzoku-san?

>>2896236
be grateful we mostly stay here and at least act like normal people in other threads

>>2894731
They sounded fairly tame but were frequent and smelled really pungent, however in that lusted state that just made them intoxicating, not disgusting at all. The dream felt especially real and I felt exhausted when I woke up.

>>2896599
Fairly small and thin turds, and surprisingly the smell is closer to some undescribable cleaning agent than normal shit.

>>2799973
>someone famous I forget who, that loved fucking his wife cause she would fart like a maniac during it
extremely based. this is the best kind of sex even if its been like half a decade since I've done this

>>2799973
that would be James Joyce

>>2899327
>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole

>>2899327
I must be his reincarnation.

>>2896599
Average sized shits, with a slightly hard consistency. The shits don't actually smell that much, but her farts are loud, lingering and sulfuric.

>>2899652
You guys write your fartsniffing fantasies anonymously on an imageboard where it gets deleted, while this guy wrote them on paper with his name on it.
Him>chads>normals>you

>>2799568
jesus christ thabk god I will never see it

>>2799568
>going to /v/
you get what you fuckin' deserve

>>2901054
To be fair, Joyce didn't actually publish them. All of his fart content was restricted to private letters that didn't get published until after his death.

What do Coco's farts smell like?

>>2808617
I would be willing to experience it no matter the danger
NO MATTER

>>2808711
You can take the girl out of Georgia, but you can't take the Georgia out of the girl

>>2910235
Don't worry, if you have actual eproctophilia your brain will rewire to flood with endorphins if you sniff her shit stink while you're aroused.

>>2916308
Even if you're getting endorphins, that doesn't make the smell any less overpowering.

>>2916308
What the fuck is this enlightenment

>>2908866
Like rotting garbage left out on a summer day

>>2916830
Sounds like your power level isn't high enough

>>2921701
How high does my power level need to be to withstand Moona's braps?

Coco’s asshole is a source of many wonders

>>2925103
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1_PNOLgKhA

>>2772926
beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

>>2799226
To nips a hanburger it's just the meat with a sauce on the plate, without bread and just 1 patty, it isnt that hard as to eat westerner burgers

>>2927853
more like beauty lies in the eyes of the brapper

>>2928499
You're confusing Hamburgers and Hamburg steak

>>2790353
kanatan? idk
coco? idk

i want to drink kanatan's piss

>>2934007
Kanata bought the diapers for Coco, I don't see why Kanata herself would use them. In my opinion, Coco probably used them later on when she got diarrhea, in case she couldn't get to the bathroom in time.

>>2935158
what do you think you're doing, this is a BUTTHOLE ORIENTED THREAD

>your oshi
>would you sniff her farts?

>>2938960
>reine
>yes
This seems kind of redundant for this thread.

>>2938960
Ame
I’d eat her shit

>>2939144
Fair, feel free to respond if you'd eat her shit or something instead.

>>2772926
Wouldn't a dragons farts smell like sulfur or some shit along those lines? Kanata has to smell rancid eggs all the time basically

>>2941581
Just look at her teary eyes. She just wants a breath of fresh air.

Reminder that Kanata is partially deaf, so she might not even hear Coco's farts. She'll just be relaxing at home when her nose gets assaulted out of nowhere.

bump

>>2938960
Ame
Yes and tease her about the smell while she makes excuses

>>2941581
regular farts already smell like sulfur, dum dum

>>2778175
think she went with holosluice but then vomited at the idea

>>2782060
considering how much more exercise jap high schoolers do she was probably still skinnier than average american hs girl

>>2941581
Her draconic farts would produce a stink hitherto unfathomed by mortal men. Due to the infernal buildup of meat and other foods within her molten innards being slowly digested, a truly rancid stink with heavy tones of coals and lava has to be expected.
You better hope your brain has fully rewired to the brap fetish, that way when she sits on you you'll just climax until you turn inside out and go unconscious, otherwise you're a goner.

>>2950851
How does Kanata survive?

>>2950883
Either due to her strength of will or she likes it.

>>2950920
This being Kanata, I'm going to guess it's sheer determination.

This thread is still up. Fascinating

>>2951767
Brapcoin is inclining.

>>2951767
Brap threads, much like Coco's braps, are too powerful.

>>2951767
Meidos are brapchads

>>2950245
Regular farts smell like hydrogen sulfide because of one of the amino acids contain sulfur and it gets oxidized in an oxygen starved environment. Sulfur itself doesn't have a smell, what people normally refer to as sulfur smell is sulfur dioxide, which is also affiliated to dragons in mythology.

>>2772926
maybe ask her how my cock smells

>>2953450
Thanks, brap scientist.

>>2953450
so dragon fire breathing smells like farts and rotten eggs?

>>2959288
Yes, when Coco eats Kanata's ass.

What about Kanata? What do her farts smell like? Maybe the only reason she can tolerate Coco's smell is because her own is just as bad.

Would Kanata's birthday merch sell out if instead of a handwritten signature she farted on each postcard?

>>2960287
If it was well-preserved, sure. Then she'd have the problem of generating enough gas for every item.

https://files.catbox.moe/0by6ib.webm
What's the verdict? Brap or not?

>>2965046
Sounds like a brap to me unless someone can disprove it.

>>2837774
newfags >>>/out/

>>2965046
based on the noise and reaction, i'm thinking brap

>>2966786
Also apparently during that stream she hadn't gone to the bathroom for 5 hours. so it probably slipped out

>>2966841
odor meditati..

>>2966786
I think your head is full of braps, you would think that about everything.

>>2966959
>head full of uto's braps
god i wish

>>2967062
I don't watch Uto but the contrast between her pure angelic design and the thought of her struggling to poop out a fat slimy shit is really hot.

>>2966841
Imagine how hard she must have been holding it in for hours, waiting until the stream ends before she rushes to the bathroom to take a huge gassy dump.

>76 posters
I'm home

>>2967532
through brap, unity

>>2967412
>slimy
Are you the anal poster?

>>2968268
Kind reminder that Sora's asshole is all slimy and smooth inside so she can poop easier, not so you can rub your dick against her sensitive anal walls until you fill it with your fresh semen. Only degenerates would want to cum inside her warm and soft butt while her head is down in a pillow. The same degenerates who would enjoy going balls deep inside her poop chute, the most private and intimate part of her body, before slowly and gently sliding out so Sora can enjoy the faux sensation of taking a long and satisfying dump while her anal muscles twitch and coil lovingly around their penis. And when they get close to cumming, they would do unimaginable things like fully taking their dick out with a loud and wet plop before resting it on her soft butt cheek, admiring the lewd gaping of her messy and wet shit hole and the slimy juices oozing out of it as she squeals in embarrassment. Absolutely disgusting.

>>2968437
I would also spread her asscheeks and spit into her anus from very very close.

>>2772926
Why do I keep reading her name as Katana?

>>2968594
because you're illiterate. now post something about farts or GET OUT

>>2782060
>After school snack
>5 hambugers
>snack
Oh my

>>2968437
>faux sensation of taking a long and satisfying dump
Why a faux sensation? You could wait until Sora needs to use the bathroom and then feel the sensation of her taking a real dump.

>>2968437
based
>>2968594
mild dyslexia

>>2968752
The sensation is for Sora to feel, not (You). For real dumps please see >>2887076

>>2965046
I think that's her chair creaking, unfortunately

>>2968969
>unfortunately

>>2969172
what, you don't wanna hear anime girls ripping ass? you gay or sumthin?

Here’s an old clip of I found of Matsuri and Suisei drawing their faces after they let out an silent but deadly fart. Suisei misunderstood and thought it meant her reaction to someone else farting and says she doesn’t fart because she’s an idol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lORi-lWXo

>>2971192
You just KNOW Suisei's farts are intense and deadly.

>>2778278
>He doesn't want a cute girl piss, shit, vomit and fart on him while he's sucking on her used tampons
Low test

>>2971192
Suisei's drawing was actually accurate. Whenever she farts she looks angry, denies it and blames the smell on someone else.
>>2971660
With a diet like hers, Kanata and Coco can probably smell her farts next door.

>>2972579
What kind of conversation will be had when she farts in a room alone with (You)?

>>2971192
Do idols have periods? Asking for a friend.

>>2974785
>Pretends nothing happened and hopes you won't notice
>If you notice the smell, she blames the pipes in the apartment
>If you say it smells like a fart she tells you that you're mistaken, because idols don't fart
>If you keep questioning, she looks at you like pic related and repeats that "Idols. Don't. Fart."
>Anything you say after that will be ignored in favour of sharpening her knife while staring at you until you apologise and admit you were wrong

we have outlasted the other ambrosia thread

Which chuubas enjoy the smell of their own farts?

>>2975268
I don't see why not, most idols are just humans after all.

>>2981019
Shion seems the type to do that. I can just imagine her rip one and just smell it casually.

>>2982192
Shion is a pretty good candidate. I feel like Marine is the type to let a fart out in bed, then pull the covers over her.

>>2837774
Scat and farts are ironic, though the idea of girls doing dirty things is appealing even if I'm not actually into those particular dirty things themselves. Sorta like seeing a girl sitting on a toilet taking a dump is hot, but not actually looking at the dump.
But I'm 100% serious when I say that I want to pee in Suisei's butt. That's not a euphemism, I mean I want to drink a bunch of water over the whole day and store up a big load of piss and unload it all into Suisei's ass.

>>2983274
>Scat and farts are ironic
To you, maybe. It's totally authentic for me.

>>2983192
Marine sounds like the girl to have a lot of sleep farts. Bonus points for silent but deadly ones under the sheets.

>>2988712
The silent ones might be her worst, but I imagine Marine having a lot of loud ripper-sounding farts because of her big ass.

>>2981019
Haachama. If she smells her feet, I don't see why she wouldn't smell her farts too.

>>2991086
Tarantula scented farts...

>>2975395
What if I try to catch her in the act by using the toilet right after she's gone? Is she the type to use air freshener and scrub the bowl obsessively to hide any trace?

>>2991176
I'm sure Suisei would try and hide the evidence, but I think most of her cover up would be pre-planning; she'd wait for you to fall asleep or go run an errand, then seize the opportunity to take a shit in secret. I don't actually think she'd be an obsessive cleaning type, because her shits are too intense and rancid-smelling to hide even with the air freshener and cleaning. If she absolutely had to take a dump with you around, she'd probably fabricate a reason afterwards as to why you can't go in while the bathroom airs out.

>>2991176
She probably doesn’t use freshener, because that would beg the question, “why did you use the air freshener if you don’t poop?” Instead, she probably sits in the bathroom until the smell completely dissipates. If you ask why she was in there so long, it’s because her hands were really dirty and needed an extra thorough washing.

>>2991523
>Sui-chan, you were in there for 40 minutes. How could your hands be that dirty?