/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Nice OP

なずtan is my actual wife
my actual, unironic wife
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my wife, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine wife
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic wife, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the wife of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic wife, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my wife" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

Nazuna's cock is huge and I can't wait to taste it

>>27775263
Based

>>27775285
same. i want her to violate my bussy

Athel playing Metal Gear music in light of today's news seems in poor taste.

sex with Mousey

>>27775344
Mouse is an arsonist

>>27775285
SHE DOES NOT HAVE A COCK
MY WIFE IS COCKLESS

>>27775382
Not the first time Kojima's been accused of wild shit

>>27775382
He took his experimental game concepts too far

>>27775382
Folowing in the footsteps of his oshi

>>27775133

>Nazu supposed to be kanata instead of miguel, but kanata chooses hololive over kson

>thats why Nazu is an angel/pettan/loli, not a yandera catgirl model

>And thats why Kson is virtue signaling about kson==good, cover==bad

Change my mind Anon.

>>27775537
meds
now

From my research

May be
Vshojo really is charity company for Vtuber after all.

> got 11 million fund
> just break even not even profit
>give fund for charity to Rise Above The Disorder first
> where it help menhera peoples like Mikeneko become stable people.
> Gunrun share these money fund to many other for charity.

Is Gunrun saviourfag or something?

>>27775537
great post anon keep it up

>>27775537
Anon I'm trying to watch Layna I have no idea what you're going on about.

>>(you)
1-kanata would have to wait a year to join like kson unless she was fired for breach of contract like keychan
2-nazu is basically built to spec based on the preferences of her existing fans
3-using the term 'virtue signalling' makes you seem like a twitter faggot thus rendering any and all opinions you have worthless

I blame nyanners for kson not bringing out chibison

>>27775557
/checks the time
Oh. SEAnig time.

I accept VshoujoJP as the sanctuary for terminated Hololive members in the future.

How big do you think key-chans cock is?

>>27775731
Sorry, JP here

>>27775689
Now I want a competition of who has the best tiny design. Silver has a gremlin model with noodle arms, Mel has Malady, and Zen has the geckos. And if you go into +'s then Snuffy has the boneless raccoon, Layna has gremlin Layna, and I think Haruka had a younger version of herself as a model for VR chat.

>>27775766
It changes sizes so it's always the biggest cock in the room

>>27775537
Go back to your general Zhang >>27748096

If Nazuna is Mike then I honestly think she has a huge audience ready for her to groom to her liking. That last thread was a mess near the end, those guys could use some GFE.

>>27775819
oh my god I forgot about the loli Haruka

>>27775743
Oh good. Glad we have your blessing.

>>27775537

Let me add some anon

>Silvervale said Miguel make her own avatar
>But miguel is a cavemenhera girl who doesn't know technology
>Its the reason she was terminated in the first place (discord notification and lack of private account)

>>27775865
Every single of our threads is a mess but I welcome the grooming anyway

>the goddamn vshojo thread is more comfy than the kson thread.

What a shitty time. I actually like your thread schitzo, hes kinda funny.

>>27775865
if only she had debuted a few months earlier, she could have saved hundreds of nyangoslings from meeting their end

>>27775897
HOLY FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>27775865
There's still the language barrier.

>>27775949
This isn't normal so don't get used to it.
We are the worst thread in the entire board for reason.

>>27775954
I really am curious to see how much she takes from the other girls. Nyan will be interesting to see how much she retains.

Aethel has the personality of a wet napkin

>>27775819
Malady is the obvious winner. Look at those pants.

>>27776030
Anon you are retarded. Nazuna is a Japanese streamer. And she almost certainly will stream in a time much different to most other members.
She will have a completely different audience and not much overlap with most of the others.

>>27776030
I doubt she will take much, most of the people who watch the girls can't into nihongo

>>27776030
>I really am curious to see how much she takes from the other girls.
Likely none given that most viewers don't speak japanese

>>27776039
He keeps it chill sometimes.

HE'S BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>27775949
Did the schizos come for your thread Kson-bro? I'm sorry, that fucking sucks. You're always welcome here... As long as you pleg your allegiance to Zen's massive cyborg ass. Is this friendly? I hope this is friendly, I'm drunk and it feels friendly and funny to me so it probably is.

Aethel's retarded model is back

The whole "he's dead forever" sure didn't last long

>>27776106
ignore him he's some schizo trying to sow division again anyone with a brain would realize that

>>27775954
辛かったよねanonくん。。。 もう大丈夫です、私はここいるの

>>27776195
Can't wait for Zen to get some feet installed.

>>27776039
He has the exact same personality as nyan without the social anxiety

>>27776249
save me from the evil pink cat keychan

>>27776261
Anon is still just jealous of him. Sad to see.

>>27776261
That's like having spaghetti without the sauce
Shit tastes like neutral

>>27776261
Sure he does. Just keep saying it and one day it'll be true.

>>27776222
wdym he is dead

>>27776259
I got you senpai

Lord Ghostelstan.
ngl good bit

Nazuna shitposted too hard

>>27775949
>your thread schizo
We only have one?

>>27776234
No, I'm not. Even if a majority can't understand her I'm sure people will still flood her streams.

>>27776354
Damn you holojannies

>>27776326
refer to >>27776296

>>27776195
Friendly butt posts are preferable to autistic bug screeching zen bro(?). We got a guy that spams a pic of Shochou's butt every thread too, so its like a ritual I'm used to by now.

>>27776354

>>27775865
She's probably nice and all but this thread is likely not gonna discuss her much at all after the debut. I highly doubt she'll do any english streams and this board is still very English dominated.

>>27776195
ye.. just gonna chill here for now..
Zen is so hot + her cyborg voice
I kneel

>>27776388
I've been lurking in both threads since AX started to try and get a feel for them and occasionally answer questions people may have about how VShojo operates and every time I see that image I think it's NSFW for a second.

>>27775537
According to the miguel bros thread she has been over several months asking questions on what her fans would like in a vtuber model. The few winning answers I know seem to match like the white hair.

>>27776371
People will flood her stream of course.
People who can understand Japanese, not so much English speakers. Usually those just watch translated clips.

>>27776370
All me

>>27775404
her crimes go a bit beyond just arson

Why isn't pink cat pregnant yet?

Please acknowledge the fact that I wish to grope kson

>>27776500
The towin towers

Does anyone have the link for Nyan anons archive and guide?

>>27776500
based mouse

>>27776304
You got a problem with boiled noodles, boy? Just throw some parmesan on there and fuhgeddaboudit.

>>27776528
Spectrum wi-fi is poisoning her ovaries

Tob is live

>>27776588
Tob is a funny guy

>>27776249
This reminds me of what she told me when I told her that she saved me...

>>27776603
For you

>>27776665

>>27776542
https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ
If by guide you mean his guide for recording things, here it is: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OzwZq9xKI7otmI8kW0B8sV66ikswciZzigHIRGV9bJo

>>27776371
You will watch her debut, see her speak Japanese, understand nothing, realize that you lack the autistic dedication to learn an entirely new language to watch a streamer that you don't even you'd like, and then close the tab, and never return. You might see a translated clip or two every now and then, and watch her try to form a coherent English sentence (she won't), but you literally can't watch her unless you speak Japanese unless you enjoy spending your free time listening to completely unintelligible girl noises.

I love Tob time!

>>27776706
Nah she will speak English in a cute, halting and barely comprehensible way

>>27776706
Yes. I want to see the lore video. I might even dip out of the debut after that.

>>27776388
I don't normally post Zen's ass but she jokes about having the fattest ass so often that her friends make jokes about her doing it. I do as my oshi commands.

>>27776757
There probably isn't a lore video brother. That's something the girls do on their own. Maybe she wants to do it too, but who knows.

>>27776406
As you should.

>>27776804
Don't even remember who but someone already implied there would be.

>>27776852
Aethel did during the Death Battle stream. Don't remember what he said though but since he composes the music for all of them he would know.

>>27776804
mouse confirmed nazuna will be in her lord video that drops in august, obviously an angel out of heaven and satan ties directly together

>>27776828
I missed her tier list. Does anyone have it?

>>27776958
Which one? She did multiple.

>>27776918
>lord video

>>27776528
It's gonna take while before that ancient pussy stops being rusty

>>27776978
She was supposed to do a fetish tier. Didn't catch the whole stream.

>>27776910
Aethel did say that he needed three lore videos done "before mid July"

1. Kson
2. ???
3. ???

He's already working on Mouse's next lore video, which is set for August.
And Silver's redebut could be happening as late as October, so it's definitely not her.

Nazuna is a safe bet.

>>27777105
Kson's 2nd lore video and Nazuna

>>27777024
I immediately thought "Code L O R D".

>>27776958
>>27761951

>>27777136
The post-credits from Kson's video definitely felt like a "to be continued" and it didn't really address how she met/joined VShojo (in-universe)

>>27775263
Kill thyself

>>27777138
You WILL buy Gamer Supps.
And you WILL use the code "L O R D" for get at a 10% discount.

>>27777075
Yeah here: >>27764068

>>27777207
i bought gamer supps with code L O R D and now my heart hurts and i only sleep 5 hours a night but i haven't fallen asleep at work once all week

>>27777105
I do think Nazuna is getting one but he also said that a while ago and both Silver and Mouse only recently confirmed their dates will be past July.

Have you prayed that our Lord Mistress Hime return to us lately?

Oh God I miss her melodious and nott too loud voice.

>>27777158
Impregnation is a HOT but pregnant is a FUCK NO? So what no lovey dovey pregnancy sex?

>>27777291
I can't tell if your shitposting or not

>>27777291
well at least it's not lead poisoning

>>27777291
Yeah, but what rank are you in Apex?

>>27777332
>lovey dovey pregnancy sex
Dude pregnancy hormones make your libido run wild, ain't no lovey-dovey about it

>>27777324
I will donate both my nuts to Hime if she streams.

>>27777430
Let me have my fantasy with silver!

Now I'm wondering if VShojo's going to give every new member a lore video. 11 mil in seed money is a shitload and would easily cover multiple videos on the company dime for the new members that may not be making enough to afford one just yet.

>>27777687

They can make scrappy one the the Kson trailer in AX

But a 1 episode anime? holy hell
that $200K each episode

It is mentioned in kuzuha stream when he talks about hololive alternative trailer

>>27777430
wouldn't you hit the baby with your dick?

>>27777339
NTA, but I have tried it, it fuels my caffeine addiction better than coffee that's for sure.

>>27776077
They are high fashion. They came from Frahnce.

>>27777911
If you manage to pierce the womb, baby or not, you're giving your girl a trip to the ER my man

>>27777814
That's a crazy steep price
that being said, it would have been crazy if they had used part of the 11m for a full lore episode to introduce the JP branch

>>27777999
nice digits
But if cum can get in why can't a penis

>>27775133
>Kson
How the mighty have fallen

>>27778052
anon, do you know what a liquid is?

>>27778052
Anon your anatomy reps

>>27777472
>>27777324
who?

>>27778052
You must have had the same biology teacher as Snuffy

Aethel and Nyan dredging up high school memories

>>27777687
>>27777814
I assume everyone'll just keep rolling with the same sort of merry lore vids like kson, zen, vei, bubi and nyan got. Not sure if they'll do one for every new member or even how many members we'll get. They've also said things in the past that suggest debuts will always be spread out but not sure if that applies to a new branch. I'm thinking maybe we'll see a teaser for one in the debut next week.

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen kanaco haus die?

i was stuc in trafik when phone ring

"kanaco haus is kil"

"no"

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen kanaco haus die?

i was at haus eating dorito when phone ring

"kanaco haus is kil"

"no"

>>27779073
yeah you go back to /lig/

>>27779073
she is going to watch tob

>>27779107
no

>>27779163

>>27778226
...How does that make sense? A solid is stronger than a liquid, if a liquid can get somewhere despite being weaker why couldn't a solid?

rrat: Nyan doesn't stream that much anymore because she's having an intense depressive episode about being conflicted with her body yearning for children while she personally doesn't want any. It's why she moved in with Aethel; for comfort.

>>27776706
>unless you enjoy spending your free time listening to completely unintelligible girl noises.
NTA but this is how I started with Rushia 2 years ago

I have a need for /KEYED/.

Kson is a whore who belongs here with Nyanners the whore and the rest of the whores. You the Vshojo fanbase deserves your whores because you are a bunch of repressed faggots larping as cuckolds who enjoying gargling cum out of a cup and squealing about your new lace panties while posting on reddit while wishing you had the courage to overcome your incel laziness actually suck another man’s cock. Enjoy your literal whores as they talk about vagina slugs, taking money in exchange for sex, and their boyfriends cumming in them, faggots. We all know what you are and what you deserve.

>>27779316
Hm, yes, solids are strong, anon, surely that is true and a solid can hit harder than water. However, a solid is brittle, can be snapped, sheared, or broken. A liquid flows, is passive, things pass through it but the water does not bend or break. You must become like water, let everything flow past you, for you are tranquil, at peace.

>>27779443
I'm not one of those posters but cats would unironically and ironically do a better job of comforting her through that sort of feeling than aethel

>>27779514
Anon you're projecting your insecurities about being a faggot

>>27779514
Is it your cute little penis, anon? Is that what we all deserve?

This retard thinks the guys around here aren't really sucking cocks

>>27779514
>his oshi isn't a whore
ngmi

>>27779695
His oshi contemplates suicide every time he interacts with her kek

>>27779514
Whores have a place in society. Unlike you.

>>27779738
projecting again?
you know you don't have to hate yourself, right?

>>27779813
You seem a little confused anon

>>27779514
Rent free

>>27779514
Calm down, son. They're just anime girls.

>>27775285
>>27775346
If she has two cocks, she can fuck you both at the same time.

>>27779841
Y'know what's NOT confusing? Melody being hot in a race queen outfit.

Less safe for work version in tweet:
https://twitter.com/danielferrand3/status/1545584716950020097

>>27779514
Imagine getting this mad because your oshi became friends with women who have sex.

Also hot, Snuffy doing this thing with Techy who was a good girl.

lanya raided tob, unity restored

>>27779927
It's like they want their oshis to grow into single middle-aged girlboss women with 20 million cats and a fuckton of wine

>>27780018
god i wish i were that key

In order to get to know them, here are Mikeneko's and Kson's new coworkers. I hope you'll enjoy watching them collab with these people in the future. It's just a guild for whores who hate idols, vtubers, anime and Japan in general but still grift weeb culture and use anime avatars. It's disgusting.

I don't think I need to explain why nyanners is a terrible person since her reputation exceeds her, but something that many here probably don't know is that she cheated on her last boyfriend of several years with her new one, the one she lives with now, and her latest content is just her gushing over him and roosterteeth tier double-date collabs. Before this, she hid the fact she had a boyfriend by claiming to be a lesbian to milk paypigs, but now those fans that supported her.. err, I mean toxic incels should just deal with it

Froot cheated on her husband in the military and scammed her fans by not refunding their badge orders.

Ironmouse had a child when she was 16. She used to post about her and talked about her daughter and her ex husband in a interview that keeps getting taken down whenever someone uploads it. She tries to hide this now in order to maximize simp bucks while cucking her fans by basically being in a LDR with Conner from Trash Taste who has repeatedly shit on hololive members for being "lazy and talentless". Also did charity streams for Ukraine, problem being this "charity" has direct ties to the DNC and Clinton foundation, it's basically a laundering front for campaign financing.

Veibae is your typical unempathetic slut that makes fun of lonely people and likes seeing men hurt. She's the textbook example of a twitch thot slapping on an anime avatar because it was trendy. She gets off on cucking her fans and says that every female streamer actually has a boyfriend like her and she's the only one who's honest about it. She heavily referenced this towards other twitch streamers but especially other female vtubers, including Hololive and Rushia. She has open, sneering contempt for idol culture and all women involved in it, notably 3 of Kson's former genmates who are heavily invested in releasing music/performing on stage as idols, who bawled their eyes out at coco leaving hololive. I'm sure they're peachy keen with her throwing her lot in with people that openly hate and mock their dreams

Melody is a literal prostitute who used to do actual porn but now streams on chaturbate masturbating and using dildos for donations using her vtuber model and tweeting NPC political hot takes

Hime Hajime AKA Sydsnap is the wife of Gigguk from trash taste and while she doesn't stream that often, she has a large amount of control over the company and was directly involved with scams in the past.https://rottenwebsites.miraheze.org/wiki/Flying_Colors_Foundation (tl;dr it was a crypto rugpull/data mining scam that got shutdown once exposed but she totally didn't know anything about it despite being on the board)

Zentraya is a man that uses text to speech in order to conceal this fact. He deleted most of his old videos to hide this as well. He has broken down several tines because people generally don't want to collab with him. Also political sperging about abortions he'll never have

I'm not aware of any controversies with Silvervale .

>>27780015
I like Geega too anon

>>27780015
don't you know anime girls never aget anon

>>27780053
>silver gets who'd even in anti copypasta
it's over silverbros

>>27780067
KEK

>>27780053
LMAO
anyways

>>27779959
>theres a slim, minuscule possibility that techy could join in snuffy's nsfw asmr subathon goal when she visits her

>>27780053
>claiming to be a lesbian to milk paypigs
But this is all Hololive does anon, why are you against fake lesbian relationships now that it isn't idols involved?

I find it hilarious that anon mentioned Vei shitting on kson's genmates as a negative when ever since the announcement the entire board has been absolutely vitriolic against kson herself. Least retarded Holonigger

>arguing with threadreader copypasta
remember when someone pushing that froot narative got baited into posting screenshots that proved it was bullshit? good times.

>Vei is doing a VR stream tomorrow
>Soda's 3D avatar is probably finished from getting commissioned on the artist's stream
Veisodabros, are we getting another kino stream?

Anyway can antis come up with new bait or something next time? This is insanely boring and I can't imagine living past the age of 10 thinking any human being is a perfect person, real rrat or not.

>>27780524
Well, this particular anti post shouldn't last long since Mouse's mod team will be all over it.

>>27779514
>repressed faggots larping as cuckolds who enjoying gargling cum out of a cup and squealing about your new lace panties while posting on reddit while wishing you had the courage to overcome your incel laziness actually suck another man’s cock
Damn anon

That's... very specific.
Got something you wanna share?

>>27780549
>Nobody’s perfect. We’ve all made mistakes.
>as he licks another man’s cum off the floor after it leaks out of the pussy of the girl he’s simping for.

>>27780637
I have zero romantic attachment to peolle I don't know personally anon, we're not all like (You)

>>27780556
>Mouse's mod team
You going to pretend that particular girls from another company don't get overwhelming mod preference now?

>>27780692
people* fuck
Also I never mentioned mistakes.

>>27779959
>Techy is redesigning soon
>we may never see her current 3D ever again

Next time for sure. He shall not escape his fate.

>>27780776
Only redditors care about that.

>>27780053

>>27780619
cute pixelkey

>>27780863
how new

>>27780637
You are in the /vsj/ thread anon, about half of the people /here/ unironically get turned on by the thought of that.

>>27780902

>>27780939
Personally I'd rather be the one getting fucked by these unspecified men, but I guess the cuckposter is entitled to his(?) own preferences.

>>27780015
NTA but I want to be with Keychan forever so she isn't allowed to get a boyfriend husband that isn't me
I don't force my preferences on others though nor claim mine are superior(as long as others don't do that to me), I just wanted to mention that

>>27781336
Her shorts are a few artists interpretations away from being panties

>>27781426
They are because she is not wearing anything below

Have any of you guys ever paid for Mel's escort service? Does she break character when in person? I wonder if the price is worth it.

Holy shit, I come back to my computer and find Rushia doujins archived in a /vsj+/ thread.

HOLY BASED AND BEST THREAD

>>27781525
Mel does escort work? Holy shit

>>27781604
Yeah, but she's useless in combat

>>27781695
What's the point then?

>>27781577
All me and my many smart fridges that let me post porn with impunity

>>27781706
i'm coming nyan i cannot wait to see you stream again

>>27780534
>probably finished
the model isnt even fully textured yet, let alone rigged and made vrchat compatible
the artist said the process is going to take 3-4 weeks
pic related is from 3 days ago

>>27781791
She's been live for like the past 10 hours, first with Haruka and then with Aethel

>>27781827
shut the FUCK up

>>27781704
Either as a an item donkey or pulling an Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite

>>27781797
You're right anon, killing myself now
which means we're really getting that content eventually

>>27780053

One more week until my new wife starts streaming only to realise that I don't understand a single thing she's saying so I stop posting about her and instead spam veiO here

>Also did charity streams for Ukraine
I like how they attributed this to Mouse to fill out her paragraph when most of them took part and Mouse was probably the least involved since they planned it out during subathon. She closed it out by contributing a few thousand herself, so if there was a scam happening she was a victim too.

>>27782100
we're not looking forward to it.
Nazu's stream yes, you tho? no

>>27782100
You still have a week to learn nip, anon. Do it. I believe in you.

Anyone can recommend me one of Melody's most memorable CB stream?

>>27775402
Puerto rican?

>>27782220
ask /pmg/

>>27782180
>>27782100
You can do it anon. Do it for Key-chan

>>27782267
Doesn't /pmg/ hate Mel though

>>27776791
You going to post her naked or what?

>>27782266
The cosplayer, Mizzi? She's Filipino.

If Kson really cared about Kanata like she claimed to then she wouldn’t have abandoned her for her whores. She fits right in with the rest of the two faced whores here.

>>27782406
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>27782411
isn't past your bedtime baby anti? Your mommy would be upset knowing the language you're using here

>>27782406
Those pits are nices

>>27782411
>Kanata
literally who

>>27782457
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF

any parts of the snuffathon i should go back and watch?

>>27782314
It goes in cycles. seems to have calmed down currently.
If nothing else, you might get a 'remember when she did good streams like X?' out of them

>>27782515
no, It was all boring.

>>27782411
Next year, she joins.

>>27780053

>>27782459
Kanata's a suburb of Ottawa. Kson was pretty big there but she started talking shit about Ottawa saying Toronto is better and should be the capital of Ontario instead. Really set the Ottabros off.

>>27782314
They do but they also fap to her
And I wouldn't say hate, more like unreasonably strict

>>27782411
Arn't they still living together?
I'm out of the loop.

>>27782220
>>27782314
Yea pmg shits on her all the time so stopped going. I'll help you out tho

For a recent VOD, the 5/14 fuck machine stream is a good start. First time she used split screen and it was really hot. Any time she uses the frickinator it's really intense.

If you don't mind 2D, the 4/22 pussy asmr stream or the the 6/18 stream where she played that Futa Fix game and really went feral bouncing on a dildo and the mic on her pussy was some of her hottest stuff

>>27782642
Kanata announced that she's moving out. Still friends with Kson and they're going on a trip together soon, but they won't be living together.

>>27782704
Lmfao is that it? THAT'S what's got the Holoniggers pressed?

>>27780813
I see katana anon couldn't strike because he was too busy buying merch at AX

May Nazu-chan unlock the door to sweet dreams.

>>27782723
yeah, imagine if she abandoned two cats instead...

>>27775133
>ignore schizos
EMERGENCY SHIPPING SCHIZO ANNOUNCEMENT!
>EMERGENCY SHIPPING SCHIZO ANNOUNCEMENT!
EMERGENCY SHIPPING SCHIZO ANNOUNCEMENT!
Please ignore the OP, Mousey and cdawgLA love each other and are edating
Thank you.

>>27775537
Meds. We already have confirmation that Mike designed Nazuna herself.

>>27782588
What annoys me about /pmg/ is that they don't seem to understand that her gap moe is a huge part of the appeal for many people.
The 'uwu cute wholesome poptart' and 'slutty hentai camgirl' aspects of Melody aren't in conflict - they reinforce each other, and people wouldn't want to see either gone.

>>27782723
Yeah, like here right? We lived without “unity” for months and we joke around it, these motherfuckes get the slight information about how two vtubers no longer breathe in the same room, and the make it like it’s the fucking end of the world and they hate their guts to the point that they would kill the other and spit on their corpse. Meanwhile here is just le funny meme

>>27782738
chances that he will try to find more mouse prints at supercon?

>>27782704
Not a good idea, when half of your content is telling stories about friend-c(kson)

>>27782704
>>27782723
Is this a schizo shipping thing?

>>27782723
holoniggers are weak. Vhoejos are cuckky masochists. Nijifags are literally who's cuz isn't there like 24 of them or something? I haven't cared about them except that one hot milf wolf.

Liggers are supreme among this board. No cap

>>27782784
Mous— I mean Schizo Anon, what did you think of the panel?

>>27782929
Based /lig/ chad. I kneel.

>>27782929
(You)

>>27782929

Need a Mirror FAG?

>>27782867
>people wouldn't want to see either gone
Mel's Discord wants her to stop doing CB and be a full time Twitch streamer. Even if you don't care about her CB stuff, I agree it's what makes her interesting and special, and I don't understand why some people want to encourage her to stop

>>27783041
I want her to ignore everyone and do whatever the hell she wants to do

>>27782945
Very cute, from the tsunderes to the deez nuts from the truck-kun and further cemented they are a dating couple.

>>27782962
>>27783018
There's a reason I'm here fellow vhoejos. I too like to suffer.

>>27783076
Well she is definitely moving away from doing lewd / porn content. So I guess she's doing what she and her Discord want.

>>27783120
Ok cuck

>>27783132
She definitely isn't while she's working on a literal porn game starring herself.

>>27783041
Do they? I've never been on her discord, but /pmg/ seem to think everyone who disagrees with them is a discord tourist.

>>27781827
>i can't stream i'm dizzy
>continues to stream for 10 hours on other streamers channel
what did she mean by this bros?

>>27783224
It means Nyanfags are getting scammed

I'm trying to build a slampiggy harem. I like my girls with just a little extra layer of fat on them. So far I've got my eyes set on layna, snuffy and anny. Any other potential good candidates?

>>27780053
woe bro thats crazy! No more vshojo for me! Only those pure sin free holo angels from now on!

>>27783348
did you actually read that?

>>27783325
Silver

>>27783192
I should've been more specific and said moving away from lewd streaming content. My guess is she wants to go full time on Twitch and keep the porn content to Patreon/ onlyfans and the game you mentioned. Reducing the workload and stress of streaming on 2 platforms. She only streams on CB a few times a month now anyway

>>27783211
Everyone in Mel's discord is a twitch kiddo who's never really cared about her lewd content. Trust me, they constantly go out of their way to let her know that for some reason. Back when she streamed on CB alot more they'd complain she streamed on there too much and wanted more Twitch streams

>>27783325
kson

>>27783439
I feel like I've read all this shit before on /pmg/ 2 years ago and it still hasn't come true.

>Woke up and no banger tweet
Sadness
And holy fuck, we really stopped paying rent on this board.

That took longer to get nuked than it should have considering what it contained.

>>27783501
Jannies are Holonigs, they don't care

>>27783501
Holojannie doesn't come here, unless enough people report.

>>27783528
>>27783571
Surprised Mousemods didn't push buttons.

>>27783571
Not even if there's a ton of reports, I'm betting the only clean-up we get are actual mods

>>27783684
mods constantly tabbed into /here/ because they know if any thread would burn the whole board down it would be this one

>>27783466
I don't know what you mean but 2 years ago she wasn't on CB only 2 times a month. She wants more growth and opportunity. And that won't come standing around masturbating by herself on CB multiple times a week. She just went to AX and met multiple people with multiple ideas for collabs. People like her who finally get an outlet to grow outside porn ain't gonna keep doing porn streams for long. Itll just keep holding her back, and I think Mel sees that

>>27783076
I do too but the problem is she listens to her Discord celebs way too much and lets them sway her on what she should be doing

>>27783501
I guess the collective apathy towards stuff that either everybody knows or has been disproven doesn't help with reporting.
Just went "lol. k" and scrolled right on past.

>>27783684
Feh, I got a warning for referring to SouthEast Asians by their appropriate name. If that seriously got mass reported I wanna see 'em.

>>27783733
Yep, that's what I thought.

>>27783733
she's not going to stop doing CB because she repeatedly keeps saying she enjoys doing it and she gets pissed off when people start spreading this idea that she's going to stop doing CB

/vt/ should have ids and country flags

>>27783848
>IDs
Yes
>country flags
No

>>27782406
>Filipino
Ah yes the Hispanics of Asian

>>27783847
Mel says a lot of things. Imagine still believing her on anything she says on her lewd content. So many ideas and promises that have never came to be

flags would increase the off-topic tenfold.

>>27783848
>>27783951
/vt/ should have pride flags. I don't want to see heterosexuals interrupting our Frootposter ERP sessions.

>>27783847
She gets mad because she knows she's just lying to herself as well. Imagine the stress that would be lifted from her and Vshojo as a whole if Mel stopped doing CB. Imagine how much better Vshojo would look to outsiders that they didn't have some camwhore in their group. You can't tell me that idea hasn't been talked about with Melody. It would surely explain the softening of her content the past several months, and right around when new members are introduced

>>27783982
I feel like some of these flags are fake, but... I just can't be sure because there seems to be a new flag every month.

>>27783982
What kind of transformers tier shit is "boymoder"

>>27784196
Its a guy who goes trans and becomes a girl but still dresses and acts like a guy.

>>27784196
it's a transitioning mtf
what the fuck is a repressor though?

>>27784175
outside of like 3 they've never existed except in the fevered imaginations of tumblr kids and twitter scream-teamers. queer identity is communal resistance to the violence of a hostile society and state, not pokemon idpol. go outside, throw bricks at cops.

>>27784289
based opinion

>>27784280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkcqjGI_SOE
Idk, maybe like Megatron in this.

>>27783951
>pride flag image posted
>thread immediately derailed
You weren't wrong anon

>>27784289
make love no war and just suck those cops' dick

>>27784175
Some of them are real, some are /lgbt/ injokes, some are /lgbt/ injokes that people unironicaly started identifying as
>>27784280
Someone who knows they are trans but tries to suppress it. Inevitably results in them giving in when it's far too late.

>>27784332
kek

>>27784273
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DO THEY NEED A FUCKING FLAG FOR THAT

>>27783982
>anonymous is a gender now

>>27784430
>not being polyanonymous in 2022

>>27784074
what pisses her off about retards like you who guilt her for doing this thing she likes and think of her as nothing more than garbage because she does adult content. the reason why her adult content has gone to the shit in the last several months is because she doesn't know how to fucking properly manage your time and that's been a problem since the beginning.

I LOVE PINK RAT

>>27784397
you talk like you wouldn't want a shark flag

Biggest tits redebuting if you’re bored
https://www.twitch.tv/milky

>>27780524
There's proof that's is bullshit? I've never really paid much attention to Froot's past, cause I don't really give a shit what she did with /k/ and assumed whatever was being said was largely being stretched, but I'd love to see proof that it's bullshit.

>>27783325
layna isnt chonc though, shes smol

>>27784482
Good lord those are massive. Way bigger than Hime’s

>>27784463
Me too

>>27784546
Here's another because I like this set

>>27784074
but mel without the CB stuff is just some less hot silver.
Graduation incoming?

>>27784607
>Less hot who?
She needn't bother at that point. Just graduate and move on.

>>27784482
Vshojobros...
We're literally posting about pride flags in this thread.
The best stream excluding AX this entire month was Aethel's vshojo battle royale.
Only thing anons talk about is responding to shit bait, nyan abandoning her cats, veispergs and the same joke that who's silver.

The only good posts here are Key-chan cunnys and banger tweet waiting room.

Vshojobros... are we actually the cringe?

>>27784701
> are we actually the cringe?
you must be new or you wouldn't just be realizing this

>>27784452
>hes not anonymousfluid

>>27782723
Yeah it sounds like it was likely for the Kanata's own safety within the company and probably Kson's as well. Since they're working for rival companies now and will both be doing streams opposing companies under the same roof, there's a chance they could potentially give away company information to each other, which would be a breach of contract. So it's not something either of them wanted, it was just something Kanata had to do unfortunately. There was actually a hilarious rrat from holofags that Kanata was originally supposed Nazuna, because of their similar petite Angel designs, hair color, etc. But "Kanata hates vshojo and whores and hates kson now" and so she turned it down and is moving out. Lol. The sheer amount of shit people make up about anyone involved with VShojo by the hour is insane.

>>27784701
You new here pal?

>>27784701
>are we actually the cringe
we are losing to pedos so yes, very much cringe

>>27784701
>Aethel
Fuck off ligfaggot

>>27784484
It's in the archives somewhere, I don't want to risk getting banned linking it.
But a rough tldr is that it should have been obvious to everybody involved that people that live on different continents generally aren't married - the guy was massively overstating their relationship in an attempt to deflect blame for his failures (and his abusiveness).

>>
>>27784701
There's not a lot to talk about since only nyan mouse and vei ever talk about their lives, the rest just start stream, play some game or react, then leaves. No one cares about or want to discuss that, at most its some background noise to put on, so we only have 3 people to even talk about, and when they haven't done something interesting in a while the threads dead

>>27784785
If you want more shit, people are also trying to blame Mikeneko for all of this. They're saying that Cover can't trust Kson now that she's working with a "known leaker"
Obviously for Mike to leak something in this case, it would have to be leaked to her first and then she'd have to leak it herself for literally no reason, but clearly everything is secretly her fault

>>27784853
>Literally dating nyan
>still considers him a ligger
Holy cope

>>27784880
interesting,
send it to a temporary email, I want to read it.
fotir29407@lankew.com

>>27784956
from what i heard Holo's hide their personal lives and they still have like 20 threads in here so thats no excuse.

If you don't have any streams to watch it's on you, Tob's stream tonight has been an all-time banger

>>27785035
I got Tob to play Super Ghostbusters for a bit. Lulz were had

>>27785029
If you want the thread to be full of pillowfuckers who treat the girls like nothing but vtubers, then sure, invite them over and we can bring this threads quality down to the rest of the boards.

>>27784785

>>27784993
Yeah, he is not in vshojo, he is an indie.
Cope harder.

>>27785093
Considering he works for almost every Vshojo talent by providing their music as well as the music for all the lore videos, that would definitely make him a Vshojo+.

>>27785069
>assuming the thread is of better quality than others on the board

>>27785093
at least a +. he does collab with the members
Is ciena a + of vshojojp?

when nazuna debut

>>27785261
July 16th. Soon my brother

>>27785248
>>27785153
Who gives a shit about the +? It should've been removed the minute it became clear /lig/ was not going anywhere. We have fags in this thread actively discouraging fans of our new members from joining us while readily accepting rejects, males and fleshtubers as on topic.
Delete the +.
This is VShojo.

>>27785327
no

>>27785327
fuck off

>>27785327
The restrictions on + should have been removed when people wanted to make lig, just allow people to talk about indies here as well and it would get rid of all the complaining about who is and isn't a plus, now instead were stuck with 2 unsustainable generals dying due to lack of content when together it would have been more than enough to keep the thread going.

>>27785379
>>27785438
kys soda/aethel/connorfaggots
take it to /lgbt/

I love this key
I think we should talk more about this key
what would you do if you went on a date with this key?

>>27785561
I'd use her to unlock a fancy car in the parking lot of our restaurant and drive off

I really hope the fresh start gives Nazutan the motivation needed to stream as regularly as Ruchan. It would likely end up dominating the thread but threads would end up staying on-topic at least

>>27785327
Okay lemme check the posts about the actual vshojo memebers
>rrat that mel is gonna quit CB. No proof or even rumor to stand on
>talk about Froot cheating on her husband
>I love pink rat (posted by me)
>deleted post
>Shipping schizo (based ngl)
>talk about kson's roommate moving out I think?
>anti posting vshojo hate
>last person online was Aethel

On second thought, I think I'll just go to bed.

>>27785550
i'm a geegfag though

>>27785550
fleshtubers are agaisnt board rules nothing toi be said there.
But not wanting Haruka, Snuffy or Tobs in the tread

>>27785550
Suck my sweaty balls anon we're not going anywhere

the only thing worse than all the mentioned above are meta faggots like you larping as jannies trying to impose control on a board they have no power over

>>27785550
based

>>27785526
>2 unsustainable generals
Are you lost or just fucking retarded?
Both threads are far more than just sustainable. They're 2 of the busiest threads on the board.

>>27785658
but...jannies ARE deleting connor every time he's posted
Also fleshtubers are literally off-topic

>>27785561
Waiting for her banger tweet.

>>27785561
I would buy her a nice sandwich from Jimmy Johns

>>27785686
because Connorfags are literally the only ones trying to post his pictures for some reason, and Connor has been a vtuber scarecrow anyway

>>27782684
Thanks anon.

It is 7PM in Japan
We will be entering the Mike twitcast dangerzone in roughly 2 hours, and it will persist for 5 ish hours afterwards
Please make sure to turn your Twitter notifications on for her and nazu in the case of banger tweets and/or random twitcasts, and maximize your speaker volume
This has been a public cunny service announcement

I hope key and silver become friends, it would be good for both of them

>>27785812
BANGER TWEET INCOMING

>>27785858
we will get a loli silver model

>almost a week has passed
>no Nazuna Koikatsu model
I am surprised

>>27785686
Hallway monitor fags like you trying to use jannies deleting connor pics are literally up to the gills in cope.

This post was >>27774416 in the last thread and jannies didn't seem to mind

>but muh connor

Eat shit, fags.

>>27785934
To be fair, we literally haven't seen the Live2D

>>27785953
You're right anon, we should report those kinds of posts from now on

>>27786007
Remember to jack off after you click the report button so you can avoid seething too much, anon.

>>27786071
Why do you sound angry in all of your posts

>>27785561
mating press

mouse wants mommy...

Thoughts on my daki?

>>27786186
who doesn't

>>27786103
Seethe.

>>27786247
Why are you like this
Do you think your oshi likes it when you're like this?

>>27786103
Anon, you're literally reading all of this in your voice. So really, why do YOU sound angry?

>>27786293
Wait, you guys give posts a voice?

>>27786344
Retards literally can't read without saying the words out loud in their heads and listening to the voice

>>27786344
>>27786414
Man you guys are losing this

>>27786344
https://vocaroo.com/14WRTJQIluXb

>>27786414
How the fuck do people like that even browse sites like this that sounds like a headache waiting to happen

>>27786487
horrifying

>>27786279
I'm a Veifag, anon. I'm pretty sure she likes this.