/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27741945
I nutted.

>>27741945
i told kanata to move out

I couldn't have sex when you were alive Abe, I have failed you. RIP

>>27741945
I anti my oshi because I'm an actual schizo.

>>27741945
I'm the one who leaked kson's mengen post

>>27741945
I didn't watch 80% of JP chuubas and made up their personalities in my head so I could shitpost about them.

>>27741945
Up until a couple months ago I thought "Indog" had something to do with Indies

>>27741945
I loved Coco and now i despise kson, the chinks were right about her all along

I can't let go of my grudge, my hatred, and my distrust. I need to see her cry again. She needs to suffer.

Maybe if she'd never cried before, that time, I would've been able to let go, but now that I know my actions helped get her to cry and suffer, I want more.

>>27741945
I think I'm too attached to my oshi.

>>27741945
I hate nijiniggers

>>27741945
/vt/ is my oshi

I didn't think I was a males = bad guy but Luxiem really turned me off NijiEN
I still would be willing to try StarsEN though

I keep having sexual thoughts about Marine, and masturbating hasn't helped. I don't even watch her.

>>27743053
Thank you for this, anon.

>>27741945
I'm Kson and i hate Cover

I like Kiaras streams

>>27743277
You should, her latest streams have been extremely cute lately

I like watching all the drama you fuckers create and how it reaches the oshis and the drama becomes a huge dumpster fire. It keeps things going and it eventually reveals what kind of a person said vtuber is and the type of person the people here are and it's all one big show for me.

>>27741945
I want to rape ceres fauna in front of her boyfriend after beating the shit out of him and after fucking her to the floor I want to break off her twig ears or whatever and stick one up her ass as well as her bf for a laugh
anyway can I fuck your tits now?

B

>>27741945
I groomed a JP incel to shoot Abe for the glory of my oshi.

>>27741945
I don't really care about whatever the spiciest rrat is at any moment, I just love making funny posts about them to annoy anyone who takes them too seriously.

>>27743117
I don't hate male vtubers in general, but Luxiem and Noctyx kinda soured NijiEN for me too.

I don't actually like Ame or watch her streams (her voice annoys me), but I still spend a good amount of time here shaming people with similar taste to me for not watching/following her because I still think she's the pillar of holoEN.

>>27741945
I love Whores

>>27741945
I don't actually want to rape Shigure UI, I just thought her meme threads were funny

I recently spent money I'm supposed to be saving to help with the retarded increase in the cost of heating my home this winter on some new drives and a couple of other things so I can archive my oshi's entire channel.

I didn't get big into vtubers until HoloEN debuted and while I used to follow them heavily and watch every stream I could, now I don't think I care at all anymore. The off collabs were just kind of boring honestly. I've seen plenty of indies and small corpos as well, so it's not just Hololive. Anime is more enjoyable for me at this point. Having an actual story instead of watching anime girl play video game stream #9001 almost feels like a new experience all over again.

>>27741945
I have at least 6 walls of text ready to be posted for the chuubas I anti, I'm just waiting for the perfect yab to come

Εχθίστη δε οδύνη εστί των εν ανθρώποισι αύτη, πολλά φρονέοντα μηδενός κρατέειν.

I feel like giving up again, I'm just going to sleep in the middle of the day.
I'll never be a real vtuber.

I'm grooming a girl into becoming Amelia, I already got her to dye her hair yellow, and soon she'll be cutting it to her shoulders. I'm really excited

>>27741945
Sometimes I think I've developed a tsundere or love/hate relationship with another anon.

>>27759773
Different genders? Do you talk to each other outside of 4chan?

>>27743053
based

>>27760228
Same genre probably, only within this forum.

I recently found out one of the highest subbed EN vtubers is my cousin and I've fapped to her voice

>>27741945
i'm actually kind of sad my favorite 2view vtuber has now finally ascended to 4view status, i'm proud of her but i miss the way things used to be too

>>27741945
My big sister is a vtuber, and she has molested me multiple times. Also, I tried looking up some personal info on Ironmouse, not for any bad reason, but because I am genuinely curious about her backstory.

>>27741945
I want WW3.
I know it will happen.
I think vtubers will be the match.

>>27759773
if it's me, I don't feel the same.

>>27760410
I think you might be schizophrenic.

>>27760441
>>27761611
You guys should start a support group for the family members of vtubers. You guys are the real heroes.

>>27761836
I'm worried about other Vtubers who have brothers.

>>27743277
Maybe you're not masturbating right. https://youtu.be/g7Zuw9w_rEE

>>27759737
I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home

I schitzo post about the chuuba I hate sometimes because if I said why I actually hate her, people would probably just assume I'm the 2view that she harassed, and possibly go harass that 2view.

Fubuki sits in my head rent free.

>>27741945
I've fapped to senchou so many times
I just can't control myself whenever I hear her voice

I want to get a job, but I fail every psychological assessment I take while I manage perfect scores on actual skill assessments. What's my disability?

sometimes i shitpost doing false ratts but today I got banned I guess it was true after all

>>27766358
If you were banned today how are you posting?
Checkmate atheists!

>>27766419
first ban is just 15 min

I masturbate to gay porn sometimes but that doesn't make me gay

>>27766627
Same

>>27761836
>You guys are the real heroes.
I don't think I am a hero. She is a famous vtuber, who acts innocent, virgin and good online while she is actually a manipulative, sexual and emotionally abusive woman. [/spiderman]

>>27769267
Is it calli?

>>27769267
So a regular woman.

>>27769267
Enner...

>>27769267
So what you're saying is that she's a woman.

I realized a few months back that I was using my GFE 2view oshi + other viewers as a crutch for my lack of real life friendships & relationships
and finally started going outside and meeting people again about a month ago. I can barely even watch vtubers anymore because watching anime people be or pretend to be retarded for $ and attention is just annoying at this point.

I don't watch vtubers

>>27771843
>your average 2view groomer

>>27743536
same

>>27741945
Recently I've been downloading and viewing Mel's Roomates R15 ASMRs and I feel guilty because I want to support but this is the only way for me to do it. I send her Superchat and I am member to her channel but it doesn't feel like it's enough. I want her to punish me. To make me her dog.

I am envious of the chuubas I watch because they have fun life experiences and memories of their youth to talk about that I don't have. Every time I see them talking about their memories of youth or their life experiences I get frustrated and feel out of place because I have no knowledge or experience about what they are talking about even though I had a very good and happy youth, I feel like I didn't make the most of it and wasted it somehow when they talk about theirs.

I have a crush on a girl, but I'll never tell her because I don't have enough friends that I can afford to lose one.
She probably doesn't feel that way about me anyway.

>>27779284
Don't be envious of them and don't torture yourself because not all of us had the same opportunities as others, value more the moments you had and they were like that because they could not be otherwise.

I'm more excited about my oshi's roommate birthday than his chuuba one despite how he doesn't do anything special on that day.

>>27779571
You are right, Anon. I treasure all my memories and always remember the good times in my life and will continue to value all the memories I make. Thank you very much for the words of encouragement.

>>27741945
It feels like every vtuber I'm subbed to has been doing karaoke all week and right now 4 more are live doing karaoke and I'm burnt out. I watched someone hollow out a gourd instead on youtube.I haven't lost interest in them but I just don't want more singing right now.

>>27741945
I support vtubers that I absolutely despise because my oshi likes them.

>>27766206
>psychological assessment
christ this is peak HR roastie bullshit.

>>27780077
You're welcome, if it's of your interest I share this song that talks about envy, "Levia" refers to Leviathan, a demon that represents envy. This has Subtitles in case you are EOP too.
https://youtu.be/e3YLAJdSIXI

>>27779876
Is Vox your oshi?

I've had to stop watching Flare because I keep developing romantic feelings for her. But its even worse than you think.

I have a wife of five years (known her seven). I love her very much and always have. Never had any thoughts of cheating for any other woman. Yet for Flare I've noticed an uncomfortable attraction beyond "she's hot."

I hate it. Can't watch her anymore because it feels like I'm cheating on my wife.

>>27781270
Something makes me curious, since when did you start feeling that for Flare?

>>27781970
Not long after I started watching her (so like... 2-3 months ago?). It happened really quickly and I'm starting to realize it's not infatuation, otherwise it'd have faded by now.

>>27743053
Same. Elira and Pomu are nice, dont care for the rest of them, but damn if nijiniggers arent one of the worst fanbases on the damn board. Why can't you fucks be like phasebros kawaiichads?

>>27782129
Be honest, what would you do if you hypothetically had the chance to meet her?

>>27764614
Based based based

There are great, interesting vtubers out there but I find it hard to care about anything that isn't part of the hololive box.

>>27781270
I know what it's like to be infatuated by Flare but not love. It doesn't help that her member's streams are so sweet.

>>27782225
There is no chance that nijifags ever come close to prism in terms of the worst fanbase.

As life gets worse, I get more attached to my oshi. It was always there because she charmed me more than any woman I've actually met, but it gets downright obsessive on bad days, and my heart hurts on the days she doesn't stream. Mind stuck on rrats, unreasonably jealous. Standard schizo stuff. I know it'll pass and be back to 'normal' when life improves, but I'm pretty positive it isn't going to get better any time soon so I'm just simmering in my own head. Can't even just give it all up and find a healthier outlet because this is just about all I've got right now.

>>27782659
Dont know anything about prism or their fanbase, but I'll take your word for it.

I watch archived streams on 2 x speed

I've become a massive concernfag for Noel the more I learn about her roommate

After hearing about how big Marine's ass is in real life, I search to find a pic... There is none.

I know this is peak /vt/sisters but I can't stand Mori's fakeness. The fake nice voice she does when talking to JPs or feigning excitement is like nails on a chalkboard.

>>27785317
better give up

It bothers me when people send super chats to my oshi telling her how she’s made their lives better because outside of here my life has objectively gotten worse over the last two years and is going to continue on that trend.

>>27787704
I already did.

After almost a decade of feeling like I'm a failure as a male even when being a tall fit guy who makes 6 figures in his mid 20's, I'm about ready to troon out

>>27741945
Your a nun you can't hear confessions?

I paid for sex today

>>27790292
The problem isn't paying for sex, but also losing your virginity doing it.

>>27791203
Nah, that happened a long time ago

I won a ticket to Mori's solo live and I dont even like her. I was just bored and looking for something to do since I apply to all the holo concerts...


I feel kinda bad since it maybe would've went to someone who actually likes her but hey its something to do

>>27792487
I want
Giev me

>>27741945
I can't use the global thread without having filters enabled

>>27781270

Same senpai,, except instead of Flare it's a girl I met at the gym. She always sends me nudes and it feels awful because I don't want to upset my wife(been together a decade now) but I know I'm gonna cave and have sex with her.

>>27741945
I cheat on my oshi with Mumei and it feels so good

>>27781078
I don't watch NijiEN, so no.

I feel like I'm in a cuck/beta mindset because I honestly don't hop on the "I want/should be the one to fuck them." A lot of them just seem like cool girls to just hang out with, maybe drink a beer or two and just chill.

I am scared all the time and about everything.

>>27780334
I found out I could redo it once so I answered the opposite of how I had originally and made a perfect score. Nice test guys LOL

>>27741945
I sometimes wish that I'm a famous music artist just so that I can fuck every hot female fans that I have for free.

>>27741945

I hated Mori since the Rage Party with Gura incident.

I'm cool at her till this happen.

>>27741945
I gave some of the Vshojo girls a shot and I actually really like them

>>27780631
Oh, thank you very much for the recommendation, Anon! I will give a listen. Have a great day!

>>27780631
Oh, thank you very much for the recommendation, Anon! I don't speak japanese but I will give it a listen with the subtitles. Have a great day!

>>27791203
>your virginity is special
the fuck, are you a disney princess bro?

i once got gifted a sub while watching a 2viewer and felt kinda bad because i really didn’t care about her but felt pressured into watching her
honestly felt kinda glad when she retired

>>27741945
I have an ntr fetish that's crippling me mentally and emotionally.

>>27741945
My relationship with those witch spirits is progressing nicely... I don't care about anyone else other than them and my oshi. though sometimes when they abduct me in my dreams they trigger me into becoming yandere for them and kill people

>>27761611
lucky

>>27749172
Considering how far she goes to not only bring new ideas to the table for EN chuubas but also to support her genmates not mentioning the high effort she puts into her projects, she is a better gen leader than blue shart. I don't hate Goober I just think Ame is a more qualified leader

>>27782384
I wouldn't interact with her at all. I want to preserve my marriage at all costs so it'd be better to just get the hell away before I do something stupid.

>>27782559
She is too god damn sweet man. She is the most cinnamon roll girl I've ever fucking seen. And what I love is that it's not an obvious act for GFE, she's genuinely just a kind, generous person.

>>27798792
You're not a cuck/beta for thinking like that, you're just a functional human being. No need to feel that way.

Most of NijiEN males would be pretty good if there wasn't any female fans (ruining the chat or being pandered to).

>>27804517
>Unironically throwing away your wizard powers and corrupting your loosh just to fuck a hole
Yikes

>>27741945
I really want to join AkioAir and become a big VTuber!

>>27741945
Last semester I saw a guy wearing Ina merch on campus and while passing him I said "nice jacket." He said nothing and looked at me with the most offended look of disdain for some reason. Why are takodachis like this?

>>27819642
like oshi like fanbase

>>27819642
maybe it was your tone anon i been told time and again that i sound like a cynical fuck even when im being genuine

Watching Nae's streams has now twice made me just randomly get tears in my eyes. She sounds like a genuinely nice girl and her model is cute, but she doesn't get a lot of views. I might be getting old when shit like this makes me emotional.

I switched to an unironic indie (not an indie company) and it's actually better bros. Fuck companies.

I've been less into Pekora ever since she got that monkey, now I'm a little creeped out by her...

>>27741945
I've stumbled upon a powerful conspiratorial rrat and I believe it has some credence. I am unsure if it is safe to release.

>>27820808
the final yab is upon us

>>27821616
Precisely. I'm not joking in the slightest. If this thread is still up by the time I get back I will try to finish the document I'm putting together. Jannies have been deleting any thread that tip toes too close, I thought the sporadic unfocused thread deletions, the banishment of the fetish generals, and the current rrats were just another seasonal yab but it might have all been planned out. It syncs up so well with too much shit happening right now, both /here/ and beyond the board.
It might be what alot of people that have never even heard of the concept of a vtuber have been talking about for a very long time.
My advice is to unironically pray.

>>27800349
I hope you get that job

>>27821868
That is a /vt/ rrat right? thought it was another holo or vshojo rrat.

I get harder boners from reading all the horny posts on /luxnoc/ than from watching porn. The fact that there are real girls out there that are genuinely craving cock and dream about getting impregnated is the hottest thing ever. I don't see much of that elsewhere since waifufags are a lot more vocal, and spending a day on this board gives you the impression that all females are lesbians.

>>27822151
Maybe saying "planned out" is a bit misleading, I believe it would be more accurate to say, "was inevitably going to happen" the current board issues are just echoes of that, it is shakey to think that the janny in question is conscious of what they're doing however given the specific threads they've tackled outside of the fetish generals, I don't think its too out of the question. The entire document is framed through the lenses of the rrat as it pertains to vtubers and this current YAB however the premise and conclusion remain the same when you approach it from many different angles. I have been hearing the conclusion since I was a kid, in minor ways, I even remember drawing a concept that is eerily accurate to what I think is occurring. There's a solid chance you've heard something similar and at least seen a meme that was very vaguely related to it but drew the wrong interpretation.

I have 2.10 GB of Vtuber porn

>>27822643
you're only in the gigabytes anon?

>>27822643
That's not even enough space to contain a collection of Hololive scat porn.

>>27822643
you have as much as i do and i rarely even save vtuber porn
why do you think 2 gigs is impressive

I don't seriously follow a single vtuber beyond checking in for like ten minutes on randomly dropped names.
It's precisely because I have zero investment that I enjoy the intense schizo drama on /vt/ with no stakes, as well as the lively vtuber scene with both the big corpo politics and countless competing indies. Also lots of lewd art with just enough context.

>>27821868
>>27822508
>>27820808
i hope you know what you’re doing anon remember that some stones are better left unturned

>>27820808
>>27821868

Remember anon, do NOT take your medicine under any circumstance.

>>27819081
I've never seen a virgin throw elemental energy from his hands so the wizard powers can't be that special

>>27741945
I barely even watch any vtubers anymore. I fell out of love with this hobby. I started watching all the way back when it was girls like Ai-chan, Kaguya Luna, Mirai Akari, and Siro running the show. But vtubers feel so far removed from those days. I knew it was really over for me when I started seeing western thots with anime vtuber avatars talk about how much they hate anime or how chunky their period was. This hobby is finished. I'm just here to see it burn and watch the drama these hoes always get themselves into.

>>27824067
You have to become a vtuber

>>27824067
Eilene was the best of that era, absolutely wipes the floor with HoloGraffiti.

>>27823351

>>27741945
I'm a former Tatsunoko who started the whole "Coco is Jesus" thing.
Wait, blaspheming against the Holy Spirit is unforgivable

>>27822508
>>27823572
>>27823598
I morally cannot keep this information to myself, especially when I am witnessing explicit and active forces trying to shut it up. These forces may not even be aware of what they are doing and I believe the vast majority of people are also not aware but that's even more reason to keep going forward.
The idea that some conspiracies were hiding in plain sight all along seems ludicrous when you think about it, why would a big bad illuminati group actively taunt people about their existence? While I'm not digging up things explicitly connected to that whole sub section of conspiracy, I realized why. It's because the people that are making these things aren't doing them conscious of their actual motives, most of them don't know why they do it at all and default to fabricating a motive that does not hold up when you scrutinize their actions. I can't say it's brainwashing explicitly but there's something to be said about if you can really draw much of a difference between something like brainwashing and something like possession.
Anyways, I need to finish the document and find a thread to post the link to. I don't really want to speak in explicit terms about what I've realized since jannie's have been scrapping posts that look very innocuous I'm not sure whether or not I want them to think I'm a schizo since that could either make them more likely to ignore me outright or more likely to pinpoint me for deletion however I think it's at least fair to tell you where I started, in the off chance that there is someone else that has been suspecting the same things I have without ever realizing it.
It all kind of clicked because of Laplus. It started when I looked into where her name came from and it all came together over the course of a few hours, if you've read the works of C.S Lewis and specifically The Great Divorce, you're probably going to have an easier time coming to the same conclusions that I have about Cover, vtubing, and what this might all lead up to. Every second I think about it, I realize more about how this has been building up since before anybody alive today was born, in small little ways. I'll keep the more "outlandish" parts separated so even the most skeptical people can still acknowledge it at least in philosophical terms, if they do even that it should be good enough Before I go and finish this I should say that you probably will still be able to watch most chuubas, if anything they're in more danger than anyone else

>>27826403
You lie when you confess?

>>27821868
>It might be what alot of people that have never even heard of the concept of a vtuber have been talking about for a very long time.
what do you mean? what the hell are you talking about

>>27825697
Don't have any Kaela, sadly. I imagine it would look something like pic related.

>>27824428
If I was a cute girl I'd love to make a vtuber channel that is more like the highly edited video format that used to be the norm. But I'm a dude and dude vtubers are gay.
>>27825554
Based

>>27741945
I jerked it to the recent clip of Flare rubbing Marine's thigh. First time I coomed to vtubers.

>>27782417 but it's not senchou

>>27819268
>join AkioAir
>become a big VTuber!
Anon...

>>27741945
I see Ame as the Sora of EN. I respect their contributions but they are so boring I will never watch them stream.

>>27826649
Do NOT take your meds, anon. They don't want you to spread the truth.

>>27833286
Have you considered putting your money where your mouth is and throwing some supachas her way to support all the shit she does for everyone else?

>>27741945
i want to have sex with pekora and i want her to stick a carrot into my throat while she laughs

>>27833797
*urethra

>>27743372
I'm QueSon and I like tacos motherfucker

>>27833443
Currently I am looking for information as to the true meaning of Solomon's Seal, or rather the Secret Seal of Solomon as it appears in the Lesser Key of Solomon. I have massive doubts towards the meanings that are produced by the majority of informative videos and there are more differing opinions than you'd expect on it. I've been looking through the archives of /x/ as well however is push does come to shove I might need to glance at the key itself to trust my own judgement however I'd rather due that at a less susceptible time. If anyone is aware of it in some variety, i'd be glad to know whatever you can give me, most likely the seal had multiple different uses.

>>27833797
gross

I secretly get turned on whenever an anon says they're going to rape me

>>27841721
Never mention this again or I'll rape you

>>27841808
I'm sorry...

>>27826649
>>27835474
>Lesser Key of Solomon
Please post it when you're finished Anon I'm intrigued. Even the outlandish parts, especially the outlandish parts.
I always dreamed of making an occultist illuminati /x/ girl vtuber so to hear that a vtubing conspiracy exists really interests me. I hope you're not just shitposting.

>>27846802
I had illusions that I was before I made my first post in this thread, however now I am absolutely certain of the genuine nature of my findings, genuine exceptionally in a philosophical, mental, and spiritual sense. I have not been too much of a spiritual person however my findings, compounded by an overwhelming amount of ideas and concepts that suddenly sprung connections to each other, has led me to what is perhaps a total spiritual reconstruction and awakening. I am genuine and confident in the nature of my conclusion and I hope that when it's finished many others are able to understand what I mean. It genuinely, truly does run far deeper than Cover and Hololive productions, some of the ironic memes posted here are actually dead on the money but in the wrong way. Lots of /vt/ is dead on the money but in the wrong way and I'm only getting more examples of that, I have to repeat that I am being absolutely sincere when I say that the current behavior of the jannies is working towards something that has been spoken about by many people before us, perhaps not in the literal sense of disintegrating all architects, ringoist, and /meat/heads but in a greater sense of what those generals mean in a board rife with constant disagreement, rage, lies, and grief.
It's currently around 1 AM and I am without fatigue despite being awake for over 19 hours, right now I am browsing the archives of /x/ for more information on the Seal of Solomon, called the King's Pact by a confused bunch I believe. In the time I began, I read through the Testament of Solomon as well and I feel as though there is a grand misconception that is prevalent in things such as pic related which denote the King's Pact as binding demons not to communicate with humans. At this point, I have come to believe that the maker of this was extremely disillusioned, ignorant, or malicious in intent and I'll elaborate further on that in the document. This was just something else I found which is worming its way through the whole thing, there are LOTS of things to look through in this hole.

>>27741945
I don't care what anybody thinks.
If KSon and MikeNeko are happy with the decisions they've made, I am also happy.
Nobody will change my mind.
Nobody.

>>27743053
I love some nijilivers but their fanbase is one of the most obnoxious ones on this entire site, and I will take every single opportunity I have to shit on them.
I love making anti-niji shitposts like pic related and I have a folder full of them

>>27826649
decodingsymbols . wordpress . com
enjoy

>>27849219
Do you mean NijiEN fans or Niji completely?

>>27851798
Mostly NijiEN since they're the ones I'm most exposed to, but JP nijiniggers don't seem any better based on previous experience.

I embezzle money to give kson akasupas
And I won't stop doing it

>>27851798
Oh if you meant shitposts, well... Nijisanji the company tends to run into yabs all the time so my shitposter heart just can't NOT make memes shitting on them.
I feel bad for the folks who have Niji oshis though. I'll never forgive them for not letting Lulu stream for their retarded legal agenda.

>>27848130
Godspeed anon

Wow, these fell off HARD...

>>27841721
Same but I say it to their face because I'm not a coward and it could increase the chances of me getting raped

>>27852022
I'm not gonna jump straight to ogey-ing this because it's interesting but I would like to see proofs anon

>>27852998
That's one way to go about it, but also secretly going along with it works too. Can't always act like you want it.

>>27852998
Sounds based for me

i found one of the streamers i frequents roommate accounts and i have no idea how to approach her about it without seeming like a creep. this isn't the first time it's happened

>>27741945
I'm actually an anti.

>>27741945
Forgive me, Senchou, for I have sinned by imagining Mori doing an off-collab with Haato where Haato cooks for her, only for Mori to loudly shit in her pants on-stream due to the food poisoning effects of Haato's wonderful cooking, or maybe if she thoughts that fast-acting laxatives would add to the taste.

>>27855223

>>27741945
This is Marine's best skin.

>>27771843
>>27779293
you don't need """friends""" theyre useless and they will bring you only harm

>>27779293
>She probably doesn't feel that way about me anyway.
Correct. If she hasn't admitted she likes you yet, you are 100% just a emotional support friend.

>>27853500
Multiple instances, Aloe was just the first.
Some of Rushia's antis being nijifags was also conclusively proven.

I keep watching clips and VODs from Irys's old account and think about the old days

>>27857203
Her pink avatar was better

>>27741945
I still like Noel even though she is a feminist man hating dyke

>>27741945
I don't like lolis or hags

>>27862694
and what do you like then?

>>27863144
Anyone in the ~15 years inbetween

>>27863370
Nice

>>27741945
I have no sexual attraction to vtubers.

>>27864256
But are you not attracted to anime women in general or do you dislike the fact that they're vtubers?

>>27809101
>I don't hate Goober I just think Ame is a more qualified leader
Yeah, which is why I think people should be shamed for having gura as their favorite despite the fact that I have her membership and watch actually enjoy watching her, neither of which I do for ame

An N3 once managed to understand correctly what our oshi said during an unclipped moment and talked about it in the general. Two EOPs armed with clipwatching knowledge then proceeded to convince him that he was wrong and he was fairly dejected at how much his Japanese still sucked. I didn't intervene because it was pretty funny watching it unfold.

I got my final paper tomorrow but i still haven't studied at all

>>27827975
>>27852255
>>27846802
>>27835474
I'm back, I did not rest for 24 hours. In that time I might have been beset by something as upon lighting a candle the flame grew longer and more thin than any candle that I've seen before and set off a fire alarm, whatever may or may not have been stalking me however has no power for I've given it none.
I'm about 3 pages into the document now and 1563 words in, before I go back and finish the other half, I want to be a bit more explicit about some of the main concepts at work in a literal sense laplace's demon is one that's hiding in plain site, I've no clue how much laplus herself is involved in this but I have sincere doubts that any chuubas understand this as I do. Consider reading up on in the mean time and specifically look at the way https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laplace%27s_demon Laplace's Demon is described in terms of power. Specifically about how Laplace's Demon is made to take the place of any higher power previously existing and how it's presence enforces a slave sense of determinism. I should note that Laplace themselves did NOT describe this as a demon in his original statement, which makes you ask, why would someone take a statement which would usually be attributed to the Almighty and paint it in the coat of a demonic entity, even if it is only a philosophical idea? What form do you think a creature so above our realm of perception would take? Before I go back, I want you to consider that a higher level of consciousness may be present to many things that we view only as concepts, consider that forest is alive and communicates in a way that we do not fully understand, consider that the same level of communication very well might exist for something that is not natural such as a town or a city. Consider a company to exist a living being beyond our realm of perception in which we act as the cells to a larger organism. Consider just how powerful the concepts of certain companies have become and how they hold more power over people than an individual has over himself in many cases. What is to be said about a hypothetical being, a sort of hyper consciousness created by man, that now wields power over man themselves? People rant and rave about the threat of AI's but we've been living under the rule of an "Artificial Intelligence" perhaps before the creation of the internet. Also. I believe I've come to understand Solomon's Seal and the King's Pact, the meme is accurate as I said previously but it is misguided and has come to a totally wrong conclusion. I wouldn't advocate relying on the Seal or the protection of King's Pact if you happen to veer into that sort of thing since there's a good chance you might have already been made vulnerable without realizing it and further aggravation of powers such as these would be the same as going in completely unprotected.

>>27742427
I think we all did.

>>27870418
I won't read all of that. Did you forget your meds?

>>27856065
My thoughts, but it's nice having a friend and she gives useful advice whereas I usually just think with my dick

>>27856045
But I'm only human, I can't push them away and dive into the void.

>>27873365
meds were never an option to begin with.
you need to learn the truth.

>>27873868
what's the difference? they're not going to be there for you at your lowest point, so why would you care if theyre around? if you have no one to talk to, you can talk here or anywhere else, its not like thats any different

>>27771843
>>27873868
When /vt/ gives you antisocial nihilistic advice, always remember that this place is full of people who have fallen into hell and are always trying to drag others down there as well, and that all their arguments are just pure cope.

live for a moment

>>27855223
hot

I namefag and do RP for a certain general. It's not sexual in any way and is in fact quite wholesome. I'm helping people and it makes me really happy.

I constantly fantasize about Lamy despite not watching her. At this point the real thing can never live up to the Lamy I've built-up in my mind.

>>27882985
only one thing you can do about that anon

>>27874721
it keeps going fucking deeper and keeps connecting

>>27882985
You know your destiny, anon >>27884844

>>27882985
The same thing happens to me, she has something that hypnotizes me...

>>27887770
It's probably her tits

Lately I've been having more and more wet dreams about sweat rolling down Flare's brown toned ass. I can't seem to get enough of the thought of Flare. It's to the point where I can't watch her streams anymore because she makes me too horny and I have to spend the rest of the day hiding my boner from my coworkers because it won't go down. After even thinking of flare the only thing that makes me soft is watching VShojo. Luckily their talk about vulgar non-idol obscenities makes me softer than what I'd imagine Watame's wooly tits to be like. Luckily I have the day off so I get to watch Flare's VODs today. She's not even my oshi. That would be Aki who has a different type of eroticism to her. It just so happens that I can't control my cock around any image of flare including the Walfie drawings.

i want to be degraded into submission by a holocunny and mio has given me an oedipus complex

>>27888136
>wet dreams

How are you having wet dreams? I stopped doing that after puberty ending. Are you nofap'ing or do you just have weirdly intense sexual dreams?

>>27741945
I don't need to confess anything at the moment. I especially don't need to confess anything to you.

I'm going to go on a no fap streak starting tomorrow. I have sick fetishes that I hope to eliminate through no fap

>>27888136
Dark forces want you to jack off, anon. They want your energy.
>>27888233
>no fap
Probably this.

>>27888351
Good luck Anon

>>27809101
Nobody thinks that Gura should be leader. Not only Ame, Kiara totally mogs her in term of leadership and even Mori would be a better choice. Shark just doesn't have the guts to assimilate how successful Myth was at the beginning, and after almost 2 years it's obvious that she won't do something remotely ambitious

>>27888648
She got too comfortable at the top. Aside from streams and the occasional cover, I can't think of any side project she's done to separate herself from the competition

>>27888233
Do not underestimate my libido anon. Get in the Towa outfit

>>27888136
lost at filename

>>27889203
>Get in the Towa outfit

W-what? What do you mean? What are you going to do when I have it on?

>>27882838
There's nothing wrong with being gay.

>>27889861
Nowhere did I say to ask questions. Now get in the fucking Towa outfit anon.

>>27822503
>The fact that there are real girls out there that are genuinely craving cock and dream about getting impregnated is the hottest thing ever.
Those girls are ugly femcels

>>27888233
I never had a wet dream (to my knowledge) until half a year ago, when I fell asleep to a Fauna ASMR video. Was the first time I felt something from ASMR and it was apparently good enough to stimulate my brain and have some intense sexual dreams. Literally woke up an hour later from my juice shooting out. And that happened although I'm fapping like 1-2x per week.

Even with chuubas I follow, I don't really have it in me to watch dedicated Superchat streams. Zatsus are fine, readings at the end of streams are okay, but a stream where you hear names get read is just boring to me. That being said, I'm not gonna fault you for waiting on the dopamine hit of your Oshi reading out your username.

>>27741945
I’m dating all of the holo talent at the same time

>>27741945
I get off on ERPing on here and saying nasty shit

What the fuck am I doing with my life

>>27890446
That's kinda hot honestly. And really cute too.

I remember when I was in the thralls of puberty and my head was super super sensitive. It'd rub against my underwear and cause me to orgasm. Shame that hasn't happened since.

>>27891331
enjoying it

>>27892313
eh, I guess that's true

now get on your knees and suck my nasty unwashed cock you little slut

>>27890190
O-ok... I-I'll do it...

>>27892793
Good boy

>>27764614
Imagine living with Ina. She would always finish stream early if it was me

>>27895037

I masturbated to Moona once and it felt very good.

The diaper sapling made me want to try out ageplay

>>27896424
Do it again

>>27896491
I-I'd be your mommy (male) anon...

>>27896170
MOMMY

I used to really like Pikamee but she stopped feeling like Pikamee and started feeling like a mashup of kson and a twitch streamer. Children's entertainer like Markiplier or whatever. It made me realise how old I'm getting and I dislike it. I miss how VoMs felt back when I got into them and it was a fun carrot-on-a-stick towards improving my japanese.

>>27896170
I miss her too anon but this is what she would have wanted

>>27741945
Sometimes I come home from work pissed and say unnecessarily mean things about chuubas I don’t like

I abandoned my indie oshi who I was membered to for ages for another indie who streams less and at regular times so I can actually watch most of her streams without having to watch archives all the time to catch up

>>27899929
It's a good way to de-stress to tell you the truth

>>27743712
Same but with moomers.

>>27779293
do it anyways anon, it's worth it to burn that bridge rather than spending your whole life asking what ifs

>>27900051
Yeah not like they’ll see it anyway

I don't watch Nijisanji and I haven't checked a single one of her streams, but I want to fuck Roa and I'm waiting for the day she finally comes back

>>27884996
>>27873365
>>27874721
>>27870418
>>27852255
>>27849676
>>27848130
>>27846802
>>27835474
>>27833443
>>27827975
>>27826649
>>27823572
>>27823598
>>27822151
>>27821616
My apologies for the uncouth mass reply. I am almost finished with the document. In writing it I found out even more than what I had initially set out to produce and while I've searched for other anons in the archives that might have come to the same conclusions or even made the same minor observation, there is nobody else. I did not expect everything to connect in such an intricate way, however, I have a feeling that I can continue to go deeper than I already have, I don't think I will. There is a genuine chance that I may end up aggravating one of the powers that be, however, given the hectic nature of this weekend perhaps now is the best time to since they seem to be busy. Maybe that's why I had conversations about these concepts days before I ever glanced at the true meaning of what's currently happening. I don't think I have the constitution for another night of staying up a full 24 hours in order to document all of this so after I make the post, I will rest. If the thread is still up and not pruned or archived, I will probably go back to my usual activites as a /vt/ poster.

>>27904871
I will make another confession thread just so you can post the document anon, this is a very intriguing conspiracy

>>27904871
I need more of this

I told myself I’d start eating healthier but I just ordered a burger with fries and coke

>>27905508
>>27909691
I am genuinely glad that I found this out. This would genuinely make for an excellent ARG if it wasn't so on the nose and the major role that HoloX specifically plays in the conspiracy is so pin point perfect that I almost believe that this was set up by Cover from the very beginning, though attributing it to Cover presents several glaring errors that get explained down the line. Maybe it was the general hype around HoloX's release that blinded us from seeing it but with all the schizos and shitposters, I'm amazed it took me this long to tread down this path.

I've reached the point where I almost exclusively fap to my oshi, and if I fap to someone else, I need to come up with a scenario where she gives me permission first, like she lost a bet with the other girl or something. I haven't fapped to something other than a vtuber in months.

>>27911236
Please share with me a bit of your creative power...

>>27749619
NGMI

I watch niji holo and vshojo and shitpost as fan of either company as long as it's funny and i can get an easy (you)

>>27910383
I have finished the document. I'll post it in the morning as I have neglected my sleep considerably.

>>27918309
I'll wait impatiently.

I love schizophrenics

my oshi is a man

>>27923070
You better be a woman because otherwise...

>>27779293
you better confess to her anon, i literally felt and did the same thing as you.
she's married now and i really regret that i didn't confess to her.
i mean knew for sure that she would reject me that's why i didn't confess but now that i'm almost 30 i realized the pain of keeping my feeling to myself seems to be more painful than the pain i would feel if she rejected me.

I haven't been loyal to Kiara
I am no longer WOKE YOLK
I've recently membered Fauna as well
I don't deserve to call myself KFP

>>27924962
It sounds like you found a holo who isn't shit. Congrats man.

>>27924962
whore

>>27782225
I'll take nijiniggers over Vtrashtaste SJWs any day

>>27926068
no

Bump

I am being tampered with moments before I attempt to upload the document, my internet goes down inexplicably.

>>27932818
I need to go.
I will attempt to make the post 8 to 12 hours from now. Given the nature of what I put down in my doc, I can't be sure that this isn't intentional.
Currently I'm phoneposting and hoping that I'll be able to access it remotely later.
If I don't post anything today, follow the lead of Laplus, the inverted HoloX Secret Society Symbol, and the true meaning of Solomon's Seal.
Something lower than you should never be your king.

WAIT FUCK ITS BACK HERE.

https://files.catbox.moe/gro0pe.pdf

I'm going to make a new thread for this that isn't quite so transparent. Godspeed.

>>27933909

I'm starting to hate vtubers and I think they are just exploiting us.

>>27741945
No

>>27935074
vtubers are exploiting my cock and i dont want it to happen anymore
help?

>>27896424
sauce to materials?

>>27897416
I'd totally be down for a gentle daddy bf! haha just kidding.. unless...

>>27938251
Unless what?

>>27938500
Unless you're being serious, dummy. I thought it was pretty obvious.

>>27741945
I am learning to draw because there are not enough lewds of nene and that makes me angry

>>27926733
They can both fuck off for all I care.

>>27904871
What.

>>27741945
I think councilrys > myth

>>27741945
i would die for my priestess

>>27939646
Well I can take care of you... hug you... spoil you... give you soft, warm kisses before bed... change your diaper...

I love twitch vtubers besides mousey cause her voice is annoying

>>27741945
it's almost two years since Holomyth's debut, and they finally had a full offcollab. A year ago I'd be so happy for them, but now I just don't really care.
It was fun watching them evolve and grow in 2021. This year though:
Ame and Kiara do actually grow, try out new stuff, travel and do new kinds of streams.
Gura seems... less into it then in her first year, don't know why but hope she works it out.
Calli and Ina though, are still trying really hard to kill themselves with work, (and with Calli still not knowing how to use Twitter). It seems veryimportant for them to keep reminding the audience how they live an unhealthy lifestyle, just like they did two years ago. Why would I want to watch someone like that, unless I'm a terminal saviorfag ?
EN collabs used to be so much fun, but now I'd rather just watch a good solo stream.

>>27950857
Personal opinion but they still have better chemistry than council despite it seeming like they're starting to grow distant. Maybe it's a rough patch but I don't know if it'll ever be like the time they celebrated Christmas in Minecraft again. I do miss the old collabs

>>27741945
I make obvious shitpost bait threads just to antagonize people, but they're so obvious no one should ever post in them, but they always reach the bump limit. I also resort to making long filenames that often go like "kiara bad woman this thread is literally an ironic shitpost why waste your time on it" but the mobile users lack the IQ to read the filenames and take the bait.

>>27741945
I posted the the “Kronii hit on a random guy and gave him her number” post that blew up yesterday, but I will keep pretending it was some anti from outside our split

>>27954492
Examples?

>>27741945
I want to get covid just so that I can have a legitimate reason to die without it being killing myself.

>>27949789
Sounds nice

>>27959700
you probably won't die of Covid-19.

I only come here for my one hobby thread and to jerk off. I haven't visited my oshis thread in months and browsing the catalogue gives me an active migraine from how fucking obvious the shit bait is and yet someone will bite anyway. Genuinely 95% of the board could be wiped right now and it' be a marked improvement since it'd almost guaranteed all be low effort shit flinging threads.

>>27741945
I don't like Ollie's Olivia streams just because they mostly center around voice requests and lore that's only relevant for one day of the year, even though that's the entire point of those streams to begin with.
If anything, I wish there were more of them, just so there wasn't so much fucking exposition and there was more to go off.

>>27841721
I bet you are a rosebud.

>>27741945
I'll only confess to real nuns. Not whores in cosplay.

>>27961834
Highly based

>>27766206
don't answer genuinely, always think "what do they want to see?"
incidentally a lack of inherent awareness about this sort of strategy and a need to implement it explicitly is a sign of autistic traits

>>27741945
I kinda feel bad for always shitting Sana.

>>27969717
Sana isn't even that bad to be honest. She just needs to stream more and find her identity

>>27741945
I don't know what to do with my life. Left my job cause i couldn't sleep or rest normally. I want to be more open with people but i hate socializing and I'm struggling to put down my porn compulsion. I want find some girl to love, or even go to a hooker. Just something physical even if there's a chance I'll regret begging for a girl's pussy with my wallet. I'm going to see a therapist soon and hope i can get some emotional relief from it.

>>27904871
NICE LARP FAGGOT TIMEWASTER

>>27972392
Was your mental health worse or better when you had a job?

>>27972392
Good luck anon. I hope you get the help you need. It won't be easy but the fact that you're seeing a therapist soon is a step in the right direction.

>>27974288
Better, then turned worse after almost a year. Madatory overtime didn't help.

>>27974554
Try to find a job that fits your schedule then.

>>27741945
Sana was the first and so far only Council member I superchatted and membered to and the fact that she's graduating now hurts me like you wouldn't believe I also thought people were memeing about her graduating like her last announcement stream

>>27974714
I definitely will.

>>27974542
Thanks, I'll make the most of my time with them.

>>27741945
I only ever watched Sana's debut stream to completion and never watched her again.

>>27764614
When does she feed you cookies?

i want to know how my IRL oshi looks like so i can masturbate while listening to them