/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Shiina CH4NGE Cover
https://youtu.be/qGlQhgl-qGg
Shiina released a cover of CH4NGE by Giga

>>27687526
fix your link already

Hello. I hate antis.

I will hug Pippa so fucking hard that even if she cleans herself I will just impregnate her with my own filth.

Hello. I like Lia. Only Lia. Always Lia.
God bless.

Why did Pippa lie about wanting to collab with Koa again? She had no problem treating her like shit on the stream but pretended to be amicable after. Why lie?

Hug Yuri
Hug Lumi
Hug Pippa

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Stay safe out there.

ピッパ抱きします!

>>27687654
I wonder what the chances of Lia talking about how happy she is now on stream...

All times EDT / UTC / JST

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia AX zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-HUEdea6Ro

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Pixelmon
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Ok, I'm giving free (You)s this thread. Reply to this post to claim your free (You).

>>27687654
Me too. Why do the debuts have to overlap with Lia’s stream : (

>>27687976
Why do they keep overlapping?

Nah, I'm good. Thanks though.

>>27688033
lumi hates lia obviously

>>27688030
they don't

>Lia starts at 7
>NHL Draft starts at 7
fug

>>27688422
Only Lia.

>>27688422
you're not going to let your Uncle Gary down.... are you anon?

Snake will be MINE.

Flakes will be MINE

>>27688510
or the canadian deer

>>27688535

>>27688806
does iori even watch hockey?

>>27688967
I'll oversleep anyday if it means I get a chance to mate with you snake!!! Ooooh i love you snake!!! I don't care if you're a male or female you're just so cute!!!!!!!!!!!! I love how flustered you get when i talk about my love for you! Something tells me you're secretly pining for me as well! Forbidden romance! A janny and a shitposter on an anonymous board! We were meant to be star crossed lovers! We can be the new flakes x lia likers. SNAAAAAKE I LOVEEE YOU!!!! I'M SURE THE OTHER JANNIES NOTICED BY NOW TOO ARCHIVEFAG WILL YOU DO THE HONORS OF BEING MY BEST MAN FOR THE WEDDING??? IS SAKANA OR ANYONE ELSE IN PC HAVE A MARRIAGE LICENSE????? SNAAAAAKE YOU AND ME TOGETHER FOREVER TOGETHER FOREVER!!! I. LOVE. SNAKE!!! I LOVE YOU SNAKE!! TOGETHER FOREVER!!

what are Snake and Flakes?

I think pcg is due for a purge

>>27689563
Open wide for a spoonfeeding. Flakes is the femboy turned mascot of Lia likers. Some /here/actually want to have sex with him. Menhera sometimes but otherwise a good boy. Snake is a pippa mod that apparently instead of doing the grooming is getting groomed.

>>27689781
Thanks. Now can you take back that knowledge from my brain somehow? I don't really care or want to know about rando orbiters.

>>27689695
you'll never take me alive

>>27689695
it is time for pure schizo hours for the foreseeable future. commencing at the end of this thread, any and all rrats, including murder (in minecraft), will be posted for an unknown amount of time. OC, stream discussions, ritual posts, and concern posts will be unavailable until the next dose of pipkin, when the schizo hours concludes. Blessed be our new generation of talents and PCG, a thread reborn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrTQly54vWI

>>27689781
>oh, it's discord namedrop faggotry
sigh

>>27689984
>asks for rando namedrops
>surprised when it's Trannycord shit
Unless the post implies with at least 60% certainty to be some type of streamer it WILL be groomcord shit.
You only have yourself to blame.

tying up loomy and whipping her toomy (with consent)

>>27689932
>>27689932
AIIEEEEEE ROSEEEBUD I LOVE YOU!!! KISSES FOR ROSEBUD!! Please don't purge me though rosebud.

>>27690100
can we get Lumi to explain consensual non-consent to us

PANKO MANKO

Pippa...

>>27690261
This is why Pippa is my oshi.

>>27690261
This is absurd. It's just plain silly to think that they would instantly hand over the cash, and not spend months catfishing you while sending increasingly extremest text messages.

[Good News] Lia is sad because recent leaks have killed any excitement she had for Genshin. Hopefully this means she will play other games and expand her horizons!

It bugs me how Lumi's (and other vtubers') tits jiggle even when she's almost still.
They should be motionless relative to the rest of the torso when there's little movement and only bounce with more intense motion is happening. Not only is it more realistic and less silly moving, it's rarer and thus more rewarding when it does happen and you catch it.
This is serious FUCKING business.

>>27690411
she will go crawling back as soon as the new update drops, they are called gacha addicts for a reason

>>27690261
next time you see these cattle glow in the wild, you run them over

>>27690430
I'm too stupid to explain this with Words(TM) but basically it's the result of the software behind it. You can build around it but it's super tricky if the rigger doesn't wear the model every 10 minutes.
And due to mobile games consumers often expect this level of hyperactive jiggle.

>>27690489
how did Lisa and Pippa become friends? they're total opposites.

>>27690150
kill yourself

>>27690448
>she will go crawling back as soon as the new update drops, they are called gacha addicts for a reason
Still thinking back to last thread where someone immediately jumped in with the WELL ACTUALLY IT'S NOT ALWAYS EXPENSIVE cope.
Bitch.
You think life time is free?

I love Pippa. I do not mean that I am in love with Pippa. I mean that I love her, in a non-romantic way. I love her purely as an entertainer. I do not mean by this that she is not possible loveable as a potential girlfriend, but rather that I love Pippa so much as an entertainer that I do need parasocial delusions of romance (conscious or subconscious) to enjoy Pippa's content. Nor is my libido invoked when I watch Pippa - her avatar is cute, sure, but it's nothing that gets me going. Truthfully, I don't think Pippa "needs" to be a vtuber. She could be just as entertaining as a regular youtuber or even sound-only with no avatar or camera of any kind. And it's not because Pippa is particularly talented at something that's enjoyable, like making good singing or drawing streams like some other streamers do. It is purely based on Pippa having an enjoyable personality (or at the very least, the personality she projects on streams). Pippa is simply fun to hang out with and have fun. I love Pippa.

I'm a recent Pippafag but I haven't watched any of the other Phase girls yet.

I promise to watch whatever stream vod that the first person who sends me a 1-2 sentence pitch about their oshi and link to one of their favorite stream vods.

>>27690534
>it's the result of the software behind it. You can build around it but it's super tricky
I don't believe that, because 1. I've seen multiple vtubers that get this right and 2. even skyrim mods manage to do it with 3d tit physics and a couple of sliders. It's just using the velocity value as a parameter in an animation curve, right? Shouldn't be that troublesome.

>>27690571
why do you anti? honest inquire

>>27690724
I'll anti anyone trying to derail threads and make it about themselves in a general
Get a trip so that I never have to see posts where you raid the thread ever again

>>27690773
ok, that's actually understandable
>>27690706
skyrim, and games are pre made animation, whoever mods the jiggle physics can test trial and error until it looks right. Live 2D is a setup meant to be used by a livestreamer, so testing is much harder as you don't know how exactlty the streamer will move.

>>27690430
>>27690706
shut up nigger

>>27690646
Nice filename fag

>>27690646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Meq6JGKCdE
Lumi's a fun mix of bratty and approachable who has a deep fondness for games that flatten your dick. Great chat interactions and absolutely joyous reactions to thinks and the ability to never shut up once the entire time.

Just a delightful streamer all around.

>>27690706
>even skyrim mods
>even
An-non it has an inbuilt engine and literally more than a decade of underlying work done for it.

>>27691129
Sold!

>>27691080
No, I'm right. Eroticism requires subtlety and a light touch. You can't just put enormous jiggly gazongas on screen 24/7 and call it a job done.
Rather, you can, if you're looking to appeal to PHILISTINES

I wish Pippa's model had more jiggle. I wouldn't like it if she had breasts or ears that bounced.

Imagine if she had Elin tier thighs, I'm talking chicken dinner with a side of potatoes and gravy, fucking THICC thighs that jiggled when she moved left and right. I'd slurp the meat right off those bones.

>>27691203
>Rather, you can, if you're looking to appeal to PHILISTINES
Reminder that tit size preferences are directly inversely correlated to socioeconomic status. Big jiggling tits are a poor hick's preference.

>>27691353
That's dumb, I like flatties and I'm a NEET

>>27691379
That just means you're wasting more potential than you ever thought you had.

>>27691353
I can appreciate all sizes of tits because I am an enlightened gentleman. speaking of which, phase connect is still mostly missing someone with absurdly large mega-tits

>>27691532
>Droid's first outfit is just a breast slider

>ANOTHER fucking tweet about Morbius

>>27691605
i've seen lewd tubers with redeems to increase and decrease their titty size

>>27691129
yeah Lumi is my #2 PC girl after Pippa

>>27691690
you can't just say that and not share some names

>>27690261
>>27690320
>>27690489
Isn't that a tiny bit too based for a corpotuber?

>>27692198
you must be new.

>>27690378
>This is absurd. It's just plain silly to think that they would instantly hand over the cash, and not spend months catfishing you while sending increasingly extremest text messages.
feds are incompetent and corrupt, this is exactly the type of shit they would do

>>27692198
Pippa has been on multiple anti-government rants before.

why does Rie sounds like Lisa? Don't tell me...

>>27692332
>>27692233
Yes but generic "government bad" is radically different from "this recent mass murder was fed-sponsored".

>>27675335
Remilia
Pippa
Shiina
Tenma
Others depending on content what games an such.
Don't have strong opinion on other phase 2 yet

>>27692590
The joke has nothing to do with any specific mass shooting.

>>27692198
its always funny until the company gets banned from events some members were practicing for for months

>>27690261
Pippa is really fucking based

You DO have an official cutout of your favorite streamer, right?

You're being a bit obtuse there, an-non.
>>27692961
Yeah pretty much.
I don't even disagree with the sentiment but it's still dumb to air.

>>27692590
oh boy here comes the schizo again

>>27693043
I like to hookup with girls so i cant, if i ever give up though i will

>>27693043
i'm a man who sometimes has chicks over. absolutely not.

>>27693043
I never really saw the point. Watching streamers is just one part of what I do.

>>27693106
>>27693162
Just date weeb girls you fucking betas

>>27693043
utanation is based?

>>27693043
>Hatsune Miku deck
Based sex haver of his oishi of choice.

>>27693236
>Just date weeb girls you fucking betas
im not dating im doing hookups, I like your room though

>>27693203
>>27693162
>>27693106
I can tell that none of you have ever been with a girl if you actually believe they care about this shit.

>>27693321
Why are you quoting me? I never said anything about girls, just that streamers are just one aspect of my interests.

>>27693043
>no figmas
hi Pippa

>>27693321
Hey man more power to you but I would just rather have sex

>>27693356
My mistake, anon. Enjoy your interests.

>Lia you're home! How was Anime Ex-wait all 3 of your friends sleeping over tonight? I guess it cant be helped...
>Girls what are you doing in my room? and where's Lia? what's with that rope? Why are you all looking at me like that?

>>27693497
I didn't know I needed the thought of Iori, Uruka, and Yuri gangbanging rinmama in my life. thank you, anon

>>27693236
>Just date weeb girls

>>27693603
>gangbanging Rinamama
You say it as if it would not end up the other way

>>27688535
Hope you got enough rule 34 of aya from elden ring and pic related because when are we gonna do a good old fashion tribute for our snake goddess?

>>27693043
I will never understand the appeal of those dolls

>>27693614
I don't see what's funny. It's fun to be with someone who understands your hobby (and same for her) and you can just enjoy it however you want. Better than normalfag weebs who constantly have to hide their hobby from their friends and girlfriend and be afraid of being "found out".

>>27693043
>Putting Nasa next to that shit

>>27693648
>rinmama leaves all three girls whimpering on the ground within two hours
>bakes them cookies afterward
hot

>>27693648
>That's not how you please a woman, all 3 of you lie back and let me show you how it's done

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenma is playing Hollow Knight

>>27693321
I'm 25; not 19. I cannot be having anime shit on display.
I have women over; not girls. It matters.

>>27693938
she already played almost the entirety of hollowknight offstream

>>27693950
My biggest concern is what appears to be the louis vuitton logo behind some sort of suitcase

The back seat groomer is back again

>>27693497
do you think when lia talked about mommy's rancid braps she was talking about rinmama?

>>27693699
they shallow taste at best it don't matter

I don't like Nu-Lia.

>>27693678
They're cool. That is all.

>>27693950
Brother, your interests shouldn't be a factor regardless of how old the woman is. As long as you can own and make light of your passions, you're golden, at least in my experience.

>>27694016
What's wrong with Louis Vuitton?

>>27694410
I'm glad I'm not the only one...it just doesn't look right compared to the old model

>>27694410
nice original opinion that you totally didn't copy from everyone else

I LOVE LIA

>>27694547
nothing's "wrong" with Louis Vuitton, it's just an odd thing to have on display in your room

>>27694547
>As long as you can own and make light of your passions, you're golden, at least in my experience.
I keep my interests like this to myself. I have a thing called shame.

Admitting, as a grown man, you like anime is like telling people you still suck your thumb.

>>27693699
My experience with dating weeb girls is its better to just fuck them and not date them.
Either they are fat as fuck white girls who cope with depression with food and media or they are asian girls whos parents hate you for not being a doctor but she wants you to come over to their house constantly.

They are really not fun relationships to have compared to just dating some normal girl and the trade off for that is just not having some junk that sits on a wall that i can look at go "neat"

https://youtu.be/e-HUEdea6Ro
Lia is doing a Zatsudan

LIA

>>27694803
but where is she waddling to?

>>27694803
Lia at the con looking for porn

>>27694682
times have changed anon, watching anime doesn't make you a special snowflake anymore nor does it make you unappealing to women since chances are they've probably watched some anime in their lifetime
my sister is 36 and used to watch dragon ball z with me then when she was in her late 20s I found she rented My Neighbor Totoro from blockbuster

>>27694840
to my house. so we can cuddle and watch the NHL draft

I like the intro, but why does it looks like she's trying to catch a mosquito?

>>27694682
Anon, I think you're missing the point. If you're able to properly deliver and own that you still "suck your thumb", it shouldn't matter. The bottom line is you're willing to make fun of your quirks. This conveys that you don't care what others think, which equates to confidence.

>>27694840
your house to install enstars on your phone and genshin on your computer then yell at you for no reason

Lia oil barons are coming back strong

>>27694968
>which equates to confidence.
Question what is confidence? I see the word thrown around with lots of platitudes like fake it till you make it (the worst trainwrecks i know irl say it alot) and alot of other bullshit and definition is just knowledge that you can do something.

Im not him but i am kind of pissed trying to figure this shit out.

>>27688535
Snake? Snake?? SNAAKKKKEEE!!

>>27695091
They never left.

>>27695113
Most people who throw around platitudes like that want to see you fail. Simply gather experiences and think about your experiences and gradually focus more and more on what you like about yourself, a situation and the things you are interested in.
"Confidence" means "focus on what you like and what you would like to happen to the exclusion of everything else".
Image related.

>>27695091
It looks like Magnum recovered from his 2view pump and dump and got Lia that red.

>cube game
>con zatsu
Hard to decide which one I'm less interested in.

>>27693043
>>27694547
Nice Volks Dollfies. One Sailor Moon, two Mikus, one of them being the limited winter version, Shana and Hayate? That button on one of the plushies looks like a face by Ishikei. I like how 1/4 of a detolf is taken up by what looks like a ton of dakis. Nice stuff.

>>27694730
"My experience" is female speak. Stop with the solipsism, there are 4 Billion women on Earth.

>>27694968
>This conveys that you don't care what others think, which equates to confidence.
this is not the case with women I've been with. they don't want a little boy with boy hobbies. they want a man. like in my living room I have a playstation. They have said "ughhhh you don't actually play games do you?!" I say "no. it's just for streaming heh"

I'm sure there are maladjusted weeb women out there, but that is not what I am after. I don't want to be with someone so immature; and the women I'm after don't want an immature guy. Does that make sense?

I'm trying to fina a wife who can raise my kids, not a weeb friend.

>>27695352
That wasn't Magnum but Uncle A.

>>27695113
>fake it till you make it (the worst trainwrecks i know irl say it alot)
Adjacent philosophies are actually OP as fuck, fake it til you make it is just missing the key piece, visualization

man I missed this brat

>>27695113
It took me a while to figure out, but confidence is just owning who you are, your interests, how you talk, what you look like, and not giving a fuck what others think. It's literally just "be yourself". Some people will like you, others won't; you have to be okay with that.

Lumi WILL play Ark.

>>27694968
>>27695404
Can you faggots practice your normalfag larp somewhere else?
I'm very impressed by how cool you are and everything, but please kill yourselves.

>>27695404
You're a fucking loser who let women control your behaviour who's deluded himself that it's normal because controlling their husband is what "mature women" do.
Back to reality: Nearly every notable game developer is married. Nearly every notable anime director is married - except the anime director who's known for making lesbian anime, he's just a successful womanizer instead.
You have no backbone, you have no game, you have no frame. You let women control you; not even a specific woman, since you're just hooking up with multiple women, you actually let the fucking CONCEPT of women control you.

>>27695305
>>27695393
>>27695481
appreciate the answers

>>27695592

>>27695481
That's just an attitude. It's not a bad thing but real confidence comes from successes/practice, since mentally it is supposed to represent competence, familiarity

>>27695352
What 2views were the oil barons throwing money at?

FUCK Lia is so cute

sorry Lumi I refuse to watch minecraft streams under any circumstances

>>27695923
I agree

>>27696071
Yeah, fuck this

>>27695113
Confidence is being comfortable with yourself.

The important message in 'fake it 'till you make it' is about confidence. People who use that phrase and don't understand it thinks it means 'lying and cheating until you reach success'.

Learning and growing are slow processes and it is easy to lose your sense of self if you compare yourself to others or your own ideal. Spending more time doubting yourself, your interests, or your hobbies than spending time on self improvement or enjoying things is a waste of mental energy. 'Keep going, don't let the self doubt hold you back, and eventually you'll succeed' isn't as catchy. No matter how skilled someone could be at something, they could still feel bad about themselves in their own eyes if they don't step back and simply appreciate where they are.

Confidence and self-respect doesn't mean you stop improving, either. Have fun playing games, masturbate to anime girls, study and work, whatever.

>>27696071
She's nerding out about Pokemon and seems to have decent experience with it so I'm actually enjoying it.

>>27696071
>>27696210
I like the Pokemon enthusiasm and Lumi is my kamioshi but supporting cube game streams feels mildly disgusting.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1545188085444579329
Pippa the fuck is wrong with you why would you play this before Lia?

>>27696071
Apparently, gen2 also doesn't.

>>27696435
First Pippa stream I'll skip

>>27696435
I hope they planned it in advance.

This Holo booth is a fucking joke. What the fuck. We've had bigger and we do fucking nothing but sell carbonation machines to restaurants.
What a scam.

Does LIA normally speak like this? I feel like she's really having to think for her words now. Sadgirl meds?

>>27696435
The real offense is Lumi playing it before Pippa. For reasons.

>>27696435
Why Lia specifically?
Either way that's an >>27696494 easy fucking skip for me too.
Thanks for solving the three (four now that Tenma seems to have come on unscheduled) problem for me Pippa.

aieee nijigods cover your ears

when will pippa play monster hunter stories 2 ??

>>27696664
????
Wrong thread?

>Lia couldn't even remember the name of the nijiboys
based

Nijisisters...

>>27696802
watch streams

>>27696823
And she loves twinks. If Lia can't remember them...

>>27696635
Lia scheduled it for tomorrow a week ago. If Pippa decided just now, it's kind of shitty move.

>>27696823
>Airi knows them all in chat

>>27696629
I dont give a fuck what Lumi does

Lia is a cute rosebud...

>>27696435
pippenis supremacy

>>27696926
But the reasons, anon. The REASONS!

Lia is a whore.

>nijigirl love and nijiboy hate
love me the Lia

Lia is the cute rosebud poster.

>>27696860
There's three streams going on.

>>27696974
I understand your frustration but I dont care

>Lia liking Reimu
That's funny. Does she realize she makes more than her in SCs?

At least she likes Lazusydia.

>>27696435
I'll give it a shot but VS (and this clone) is an awful game to watch for most streamers because it takes enough effort to make it hard to chat but is boring for chat to watch. When my previous oshi did 7+ streams of VS in a few day span it was the beginning of the end for me.

>>27696994
twitch streams don't count

>lia likes /b/omu

>>27696994
Then don't say wrong thread retard when you have no context

>>27697045
That is, like, your opinion, man.

>Lia hates male vtubers
she is so fucking based

>>27696787
>MHS2
wheres the fucking expansion capcom

>>27697140
>fujo
>doesn't like male vtubers
what the FUCK is going on here

Don't say you don't care about the boys Lia, you might get blacklisted for collabs...

>>27697140
>>27697167
>>27697174
I missed it, did she mention why?

>>27697167
they have fujo designs but act too hetero

>>27697244
Twinks should be seen and not heard

>>27697167
>>fujo
Is she even one? TL Note: Fujo is not Japanese for woman.

>>27697244
Just roll back the stream.

>>27697030
It also sucks because it has just that one damn song that loops forever. But I trust Pippa to play for like 20 minutes and then abandon it to rant about something.

>>27697329
She's a fujo and a yume.

>>27697329
Anon...

>>27697329
She did a whole stream about her favorite yaoi manga. But I guess she's not full fujo since she doesn't force it for non-gay characters.

I wonder if she really doesn't like Niji males, or if she's just pandering to us.

>>27697030
>because it takes enough effort to make it hard to chat but is boring for chat to watch
This is the long and short of what makes a good/bad stream game yeah.

>>27697030
I like when some streamers do VS/holocure streams because the game doesn't take a lot of focus. A good streamer can use it as background for a good zatsudan. Holocure is even better because the quality and references the streamers understand makes it unique. Its definitely a game genre that gets boring to watch gameplay of, tho.

>>27697392
It's cringe to be both. She should pick a team and complain about the other.

>>27697434
I believe she doesn't like nijimales, but if she thought vox had a sexy voice instead of a british one there is a 400% chance she'd be a simp for him

>>27697329
Hello /nijien/ tourist. Definitely do not check her enstars ensemble (a otome game featuring only males) streams

>>27697517
>otome game
That's what the TL note was for.

I love Lia! I hate vshojo!

>>27697598
based!

>>27695404
Pro-tip: women don't give a shit about hobbies, politics or whatever. That's a lie losers tell themselves to find excuses for why they're unpopular.

"Boohoo, women't won't date me because I live with my parents, because I watch anime and because I keep talking about crime statistics all the time" - No, they don't date you because you're ugly. If you were handsome you'd have no problem getting laid.

>>27697337
I understand the appeal of VS because it is fun to play (at least for a while) while listening to something in the background and holocure is the hot thing right now but it's just not fun to watch someone else play. I still have enough faith in Pippa that if anyone can make it fun then she will.

>>27697487
The issue is that if someone gets kind of tryhard with it the conversation deteriorates a lot. That's what went wrong when I watched Reine play VS for the first time or two and the same thing happened when she started playing holocure because she goes full autism mode when it comes to things like this. Pippa is entirely different than her so I hope it will be different.

>>27697799
No I'm not ugly I'm autistic.
People I'm barely friends with tell me 5 months later that a mutual was into me.
Big difference, same outcome.

Goddamn did this chick even have fun at AX??

Do your reps Lia

>>27697947
Oh is she still complaining?

>>27697910
>boohoo I'm an 8/10 and even though women are into me they don't literally throw themselves at me like they would for a 10/10
The other guy is 100% right. If you tried, you'd get laid. Same can't be said for some nowadays

>>27697988
YES

>>27697910
Maybe you shouldn't be breeding then because that's heritable.

That being said, at least you know now that it has nothing to do with hobbies, politics or whatever. Just be yourself.

>>27697799
This isn't about getting laid, anon. Please keep up.

>>27698053
Yes, it is. Do you think girls want to date dudes they don't want to get laid with?

Why is everyone pretending to be a casanova in a thread where we simp for e-girls with anime avatars

LIA JUST SAID /vt/ SHE JUST SAID /vt/ ITS OVER BROS ITS FUCKING OVER

>>27698053
No its about you being caught up on what society thinks is uncool for some retarded reason.

>>27698135
I go to take a piss for one minute and I miss this

>>27698085
No, it's not. I'm the anon that started this convo and I have no problem getting pussy. It's them staying around and finding the right one to settle down with.

>>27698019
>YES
Fucking how.
Rethorical question I know exactly how. General purpose nerd events like that require you to be a type of person she just isn't. Or you need to be cosplaying OR you need to be there exclusively to people watch.

>>27698218
She's looking way too deep into the vtuber meta aspect of the con though she did bring up valid points that Hololive having no meet and greet and Vshojo announcing in America being dumb

>waited an hour and missed Lia just for the Flyers to draft a nigga named Cutter
not even Lia can cheer me up

>rrat posting on stream
didn't expect this from Lia
>>27698315
it's ok brap bro, your safe now

>>27698196
>It's them staying around and finding the right one to settle down with.
That's a problem of modern society, no need to blame yourself.

They have all the men in their area they could be interested in available on their phones, so they're kept in a constant mental state of "I can do better". They'll date you for a while and leave for another guy, who might not necessarily be a better catch but who appears momentarily to be a better choice to them. They keep doing this until they hit 30 and their biological clock wakes them up. No point trying before that point. More than 50% of women in their 30s are childless already and it's only going to get worse.

>>27698218
She seemed to have unreachably high expectations for holo/niji/vshoujo and then got disappointed when nothing happened.

>>27698196
>I say "no. it's just for streaming heh"
You have two options mate. Either own your hobbies, or change them. The above limp wristed dishonesty is what's preventing you from going longterm with a woman, not the playstation itself

>>27698196
The problem is loyal hoes no longer exist in the modern day.
Women are shit.
Convert to homo.
It is the only way.

>>27698297
>She's looking way too deep into the vtuber meta aspect of the con
She's like Pippa in that she has a very journeyman author approach to vtubing and overanalyzes shit like that bad.
> she did bring up valid points that Hololive having no meet and greet
I could've sworn they said Risu and Gura would be there but then there was nothing.
> and Vshojo announcing in America
No that's valid. Kson's popularity is based around her doing things Americans liked and VS is an American company.

phase really does treat Lia right. she can do basically whatever and is free to take as many menhera breaks as she needs

>>27698405
>unreachable
Lia is easy to impress but I'm unsurprised they weren't willing to go that far. Well. Somewhat.

>>27698475
The announcement was in Japanese

>>27698405
>>27698019
So far her commentary is far more interesting than Pippa's

Lia knows APEX is a death spiral

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1545193243821805568
I thought that was literally the point.
>>27698621
Easy considering she was there. >Our point was more her whining about it. Whining can be entertaining -- that's a completely different point.

Lumi's abandonment issues on full display right now. Great stream though.

>>27698509
>free to take as many menhera breaks as she needs
This is not necessarily a good thing if your goal is to gain viewers

>final yab
Get the fuck out of /vt/, Lia. For your own sake.

I want to put a baby in one of these girls.

>>27698849
It's too late, you can't take blood from a turnip

>>27698849
she won't, which is why you need to constantly talk about how much you love her

>>27698871
That would probably kill more than one of them...

>>27698849
>anon think he's the center of the universe again

>>27698878
>It's too late, you can't take blood from a turnip
I cannot for the life of me tell whether that is a slavic or a southern saying.

>>27698871
>only one
ngmi

>>27698921
>That would probably kill more than one of them...
The fabled vtuber height... the fabled vtuber sickliness....

>yuri is only smaller than me by a little bit
Lia ToT

LIA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE TELL YOUR MOTHER I WANT TO MARRY HER

iori is the smallest??

>Iori is smaller than Yuri

>iori is smaller than yuri
imagine

>>27698932
Yeah, I'M the real main character of Rinkult

She just shattered my fat otaku impression about Iori...

>>27695113
>>27695404
>>27698196

I get the feeling that you are probably decent looking, make decent money, and are decently groomed if you get pussy on the regular. The problem is retention.

From what you have been saying, it seems like you are scared of vulnerability and probably don't open up about your hobbies or interests easily. Why would anyone want to commit to someone who is guarded all the time about what they like to do, be it video games or anime or watching anime girls play video games. Meeting you IRL for a long time as either a man/friend or a woman/potential wife would probably be dull.

Commit to something interesting instead of being afraid of telling other people what you like. Some of the comments are giving great advice, but somehow I doubt that you'll understand and internalize the messages.

>>27699154
i made this post

>debuts begin at pippa's usual streaming time
>we won't get a pippa stream for that day
that's it, time to become anti.

>acknowledging real life heights
But my immersion...

>>27699205
I'll immerse in you

Giving too much information. I can go get the security video of the place they went to and guess who they are by the height differences she's given.

>>27699357
why are Lia Likers like this?

>>27699170
Yeah this sums it up for me desu

>>27699385
Fandom reflect the streamer

>>27699383
Please don't do this
Let her tell fun stories
Let her have some privacy
Let us have some immersion

>>27699383
No you can't, you can't even write html

>>27699383
>I'm looking for a bunch of girls who aren't the exact same size
Amazing plan.

>Who gets drunk off two glasses of beer
Anorexic midget vtubers

>>27699449
It's a joke. I don't have the time or hour and they wouldn't give me the security video anyway.

>>27699468
I do actually lol

speaking of that twitter space, is it in the archives?

>>27699383
>I can go get
You cant

wait, so Iori is smaller than Yuri, who's already quite small?

>>27699697
A lot of it is genetic

Gambler confirmed whore
Went drinking late into the night away from the group when they all went back to hotel

>>27693043
The only cut out I need is in my heart.

>lia got shitfaced
lmao, 2 beers downed one after another for a small girl is a lot

>>27699697
Doesn't normally drink + empty stomach = will take fuck all to get drunk, even if you're a big guy

>>27699753
Yuri is a chink
Iori is japanese
Massive difference

>>27699890
Yeah but the other things don't help either

>Lisa is so cute in person she's like the cutest person I've ever seen in my entire life.
Watch out Pippabros Lia is going to NTR her girl!

>>27699149
>>27699137
>>27699143
midget guild company pls understand

>>27698921
Absolutely worth the risk.

>>27699728
>>27386352

I fucking LOVE short girls. Small cute and weak. I also love tall girls. Amazonian women with abs who could crush my skull with their thighs. I love anything with a pussy, 3d or 2d, man or woman, dead or alive. I love Pippa's legs and feet and voice. I'm a fucking degenerate who masturbates while listening to 1 year anniversary voice clips even if they aren't meant to be erotic.

But when people IRL ask me what I'm into I play it safe and say 'oh, i just like blondes, heh'.

Nobody must know the real me.

anyone got the sauce for the doujin they bought?

i don't like how gambler is acting like she's a phase original. bitch you haven't even debuted yet.

>>27700118
Same.

But it's not that I try to hide it, it's more like I don't know how to communicate.
"I like everything" sounds like I just don't care what a woman looks like. Which is kind of true I guess, but it's more that I appreciate each thing in its own way.

>>27700153
ちょろくてかわいいシグナムさん

>>27700153
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=618774

This is what I came for anime women tears

Lia LOVE

SHE WANTS THE STREAMER HOUSE LETS GOOO!!!

>>27700343
>>27700348
based

streamer house is how the company crumbles, just move them to the same city so they can hangout regularly

>>27700448
>SHE WANTS THE STREAMER HOUSE LETS GOOO!!!
...oh dear fuck no.
Pippa please stop making people around you dumber.

Pippa claims another one without even being there.

>>27699170
>I get the feeling that you are probably decent looking, make decent money, and are decently groomed if you get pussy on the regular.
I make minimum wage at a factory, im fat, but i do wash myself.
Sex is how I cope with my life while i improve myself with exercise. I tried education but networking isnt a thing I have figured out as a skill and i do not have the mind to be an engineer or doctor so it was a waste of time. Though I did learn the important lesson that 90% of hot women do not care as long as you casually talk to them and try to fuck them, women have no standards.
>From what you have been saying, it seems like you are scared of vulnerability and probably don't open up about your hobbies or interests easily.
You learn the lesson pretty early on that its social suicide and has no benefits at all.
>Why would anyone want to commit to someone who is guarded all the time about what they like to do, be it video games or anime or watching anime girls play video games. Meeting you IRL for a long time as either a man/friend or a woman/potential wife would probably be dull.
I agree with you entirely on this and you are right. Even while hanging out at the bar i have nothing to talk about but most of the guys just talk about sex so i just tell hookup stories. So it works out. Funnest conversation i had was talking about 40k shit with a guy at work who did the models and i played the games.
>Commit to something interesting instead of being afraid of telling other people what you like.
The biggest issue is my interest in anything and everything is incredibly casual. I like sex which is why im willing to throw shit out to get it, im willing to exercise so my dick feels better while i have sex, and im willing to not talk about my hobbies with hookups to not scare them off.
> Some of the comments are giving great advice, but somehow I doubt that you'll understand and internalize the messages.
The advice seems good but im going to be honest with you i dont learn anything unless i do it the hard way.

it is what it is

How would a streamer house affect Lia's menhera-ness?

why are femoids so emotional?
Lia cries when shes sad, she cries when shes happy, she cries when she thinks of happy stuff

>>27699137
>>27699143
>>27699149
I can't imagine. Yuri is already a fucking midget. You can't get an even smaller adult without having an abomination.

pippa fucked up by not going on this trip

>>27700486
This guy gets it

>>27700566
I think it's cute.

>>27700547
better in the short term, worse in the long term

>>27700566
They're just built different

>>27700566
Estrogen unironically

Lia loves Iori... it's so cute...

>>27700566
I cry when I read Naruto

>>27700566
estrogen is poison

>>27700566
Lia streams sound unpleasant.

>>27700566
It doesn't actually have anything to do with estrogen, they just lack that voice in your head that says "stop being a bitch" whenever you start acting soft. Women are totally capable of developing it too

lia didn't get any red supas for crying, oil barons must be wrung dry from anniversary and the con

>>27700752
fuck you too

>>27700752
they are, i only hate watch her

>>27700566
>calling women emotional
>when half this thread has been blogging and crying about "tfw no gf" for the last few hours

>>27700823
magnum is picking up gambler as a girl. so lia's gravy train is gonna run dry.

>>27700807
Woman cries
>she becomes the center of attention
>instantly wins whatever argument she was in
>women and men compete to take care of her
Man Cries
>women and men are disgusted
>he is forever dishonored
>no one will take him seriously, and he'll probably be exiled

>>27700752
She reminds me of my ex I haven't gotten over.

>>27700823
She got $200 just for hitting a play button.

>>27700896
As it should be. Imagine being a man and cry.

>>27700936
yeah but i think this is the first time she has cried without getting a red supa

who the fuck is this annoying airi in chat? shut the fuck up turn your caps lock off

>>27700896
You're exaggerating. Like yeah there's some truth to women crying being more acceptable in general, but people will still think less of a woman who cry over stupid stuff and won't judge a man crying over something serious.

>>27700896
men cry while shaking violently and screaming alone, the way god intended

>>27700988
This.
WAAAAH IT'S UNFAAAAAAAAAIIIR posters need to just go back to YouTube or /r9k/.
Yes there's a double standard.
Yes that's perfectly fine.

>>27701045
>who is Airi
the fat one from phase gen two

>>27701045
that's Gambler. She's an attention whore.

>>27700896
>dont show emotion
>toxic masculinity
>show emotions
>people will walk over you

You cant win as a man in the modern kike society.

>>27701101
You're missing the point. Everyone should be held to the male standard

>>27701139
I understood your point perfectly and you're retarded.

>>27701066
>>27701124
the trick is to be a cute girl and/or a sexy man

I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER I HATE THE GAMBLER

I've successfully made more people aware of Lumi's deceitful, tryhard, cringe, and narcissistic, untrustworthy nature. This is good. Hehe...

Hopefully the time for her to cry again is near.

>>27701101
the problem isn't that the standards are different for men and women, that's entirely natural, the problem is that the game has changed so that women keep all their perks but none of the drawbacks or responsibilities

>>27701171
The opinions of weak people mean nothing to me, sorry

>>27701171
No you didn't.

>he will never cry onto a girls bosom while she comforts him and tells him that everything will be fine
sucks to be you

>>27701204
i was indifferent to gambler but now i slightly dislike her

>>27701215
You saved me, bro.

>>27701124
>dont show emotion
>toxic masculinity
The only people who give a shit about this are terminally online women you want nothing to do with.

>>27701204
you really changed me bro, I was so into her...

>>27701045
>she was posting in chat the entire stream
>this post was made
>she hasn't posted in chat since
hi Gambler!!!!!

>>27700572
nonsense Iori is a cute japanese canadian girl who enjoys grooming young boys that don't have a strong mother figure in their lives

>>27701421
n/m fatso is back in chat

nigga I'm not watching Gen 2

>>27701124
Heres what I do
>show emotion, usually anger
>someone gets upset about it
>dont care
>if it actually becomes a real problem I work on the behaviour
>"woah anon you have really changed"
Taking advice from women on your emotions is a fantastic way to guard your virginity for life. Figure out what makes your day to day not shit because life is a never ending shit show.

>>27701529
i will check out the mommy

>>27701529
Nigga I barely even watch Gen 1...

>>27701529
but Lia said she'll be sad if you don't watch gen 2 debuts

How would you fix Airi?

>>27701529
based

>>27701446
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY CANT THIS BE REAL GOD DAMMIT

>2 week collab ban confirmed

https://youtu.be/XjAIzxU1ed0
pippa will be playing holocure for tonights stream

>Lia says to bully Gambler
Gambler antis do your worst.
Lia has given the greenlight

>>27701529
I will watch the debuts but unfollow and never watch again if they suck. No pressure!

>>27701595
indirectly shame her about her weight and talk about how much I like women with visible abs until she becomes super insecure about it and starts exercising and dieting

>>27701529
i'll just watch the debuts then ignore them for pippa

>>27701623
This is good
>They spam the shit out of the chat in the others streams, making the collab ban pointless
This is bad

>>27701679
As you wish, my master.

>>27701624

>>27701679
always bet on the sure thing, sorry pippa you ran your course now its someone else's turn

Im going to be watching Erina to beat my meat into an erectile dysfunction nightmare.

>>27700823
and the other guy spent all his money on a 2view, rip LIA

>>27701736
I agree, you can't just not respond to them in chat either

>>27699432
Her left foot has 11 toes wtf

>>27700546
>it is what it is
It doesn't have to be.

It seems like you enjoy and are able to have sex, but long-term commitments don't seem to be happening. Casual hookups are just that, for both men and women, not meant to be anything more.

Children (below 20ish) are fucking stupid because they follow trends without thinking deeply. The only social suicide is one you do to yourself: not expressing or sharing interests out of fear. If you don't share anything, why bother initiating conversation? Just like how easy it is to turn off a dull stream, dull people are easy to avoid. The benefit to sharing dumb things is the possibility of making new, unique, and genuine connections.

Generalists can be good conversationalists, if they are able to remember and apply their experiences in interesting ways. I don't know much about 40k myself, but I could talk about a friend I knew who got into miniatures, the time I went with him to a Games Workshop, the costs of a hobby that takes painting/detailing from when I made gunpla, the games I know about on steam, dumb memes I've read on /tg/ from casual browsing, relate to meta changes to my old experiences in TCG, whatever.

It will be hard to learn the hard way of anything unless you experience it. The problem is that there is a 'lack of meaningful long-term relationships'. You won't be able to learn from an experience that doesn't exist, unless you go out of your comfort zone and do something new.

Communication and relationships take both people involved. Are you the one in your social group to suggest or plan events? If not, start with that. Get ready to be rejected and move on. Be the one to invite people to dumb interesting things like ax throwing or going to a park or play new board games or watch cringe movies or anything, really. Anything other than dinner and sex.

Or you can keep doing the same thing and keep wondering why nothing changes.

>>27701529
I will watch all of them except those who stream at 9PM.

I don't really want to watch Pippa playing Holocure, but I'll watch the stream anyway hoping she goes on a tangent and starts ignoring the game.

>>27701446
God I wish I had a chance.

>>27701529
But anon, you have to pick one to GROOM!

>lia liker enters lumi's chat
>calls her lia
topkek

>>27702017
no it's better that less people watch gen two since it'll be less competition for me to GROOM

>>27701805
same to be honest desu

>>27702017
You can't groom a bitch that crazy

Pippa...

>Pippa stream about to start
>Get the sudden urge to take a massive shit
>Miss start of stream pipipipi
Feels bad bros

>>27702244
use your phone

dimensional merge is real

?

>>27702244
my favorite one when she spend solid 2 minutes doing pipipi
hilarious shit

>>27702371
quit hiding those milkers slugma, move the model up

>>27702371
QRD????

>>27702371
gen2? who is this

>>27702371
SHES ALIVE!?

>>27702371
purin looks so fucking weird, box head looking bitch

>>27702371
stream?

Rate the assistant!
Rate the AX hot takes!
Rate the Genmateposting!

>>27702502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZATrMi8Ws

>>27702522
I missed her so much/10
vshoujo HATE/10
iori is tiny but I still want her to dom me/10

>Artiaposting
Yeah I'm taking that anons suggestion and skipping this stream too

>>27702371
>/tsun/ retains custody of the slug
Damn...

>EOP = English only peasant

Is that what the P meant the whole time? Fuck.

>>27702522
I love Lia/10
only Lia/10
QUIT EXPOSING THE GODDMAN BUSINESS/10

>>27702544
>tsun begging for viewers for their LGBT-children charity

>>27701124
I know this is bait but for the few autists reading this the correct behavior is to show an appropriate level of emotions depending on the contextual situation and that usually means a moderate ammount of emotions.

>>27702620
I think its just for this collab, Orla and her really hit it off and I think Orla actually only joined because of slug

>>27702620
It means that tsun has already been sold to Fish. They just keeping it secret.

Too many of my favorite vtubers are streaming at the same time

>>27702620
...custody of?
What makes you think that?