/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Shiina CH4NGE Cover
https://youtu.be/qGlQhgl-qGg
Shiina released a cover of CH4NGE by Giga

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing XCOM 2

https://youtu.be/cqFIcw8YE_0
Pippa is learning about Waifuism

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

ピッパ抱きします!

MARRY ME SNAAAAAAKE!! LET ME LOOOOVE YOU!! I ONLY WATCH PIPPA'S STREAM AT A CHANCE TO SEE YOU MOD!!!

I like Lia!
Only Lia!
Always Lia!

>>27652800
you already admitted to your crimes, dont think we've forgotten

Pippa has the best rabbitholes and tangents.

I can't wait for the debuts. I've been itching to find a new girl to anti. Hopefully they are some good choices.

>>27652851
>Pippa has the best rabbitholes
You bet.

>THAT FILTHY YABBIT CANT HIDE FOREVER, SHE WILL GET IN THE TUB WITH ME AND I WLL SCRUB EVERY CRACK AND CREVICE OF HERS CLEAN

>>27652851
>rabbitholes
UOH

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>27652851
>tangents
I'm not sure if this word is powerful enough for the massive leaps this rabbit takes from topic to topic.

>>27652911
Why not just find a new corpo to anti? or even indies? I hear /aeg/ has some nice picks.

>>27652847
how you know

>>27652800
I like the new model
the face changed? its cuter now

wasnt madthad in prison until recently?

>>27652911
what kind of anti experience are you looking for?
>anti politics
>anti boyfriend
>anti cringe

>>27652911
I can't wait for the new talent to have extreme menhera woman moments (for my entertainment) within two weeks of debuting

>>27653153
She doesn't go on a tangent, she creates a whole different circle

>>27653222
Yeah, he got out like a year or two ago.

>>27653179
I'm Lia. Go groom your 2view since you hate me now.

Pippa wants to get married

>>27653222
he's been out of prison for a few years but IIRC he is basically under court order to never use the internet again

>>27652919
>>27650175
Among Cyberlive's Gen 2 Menace and Chapipi were Lumi's creations the most, and Menace's PL was very close to Lumi in terms of content and subjects before going significantly more into the Shondo/Kiki direction when she reincarnated.

>>27653394
lol no. I saw him commenting in /a/ sings departure like a year ago

>>27653270
I don't care, I just want to terrorize her fans.

>>27653394
>he is basically under court order to never use the internet again
Clearly he isn't following that order, bragging about fucking trannies in the bussy on YT.

>>27653367
She admitted as much in the last Lisa collab

>>27653488
maybe that was only for the first year of him being out, I thought I read something about that but maybe it was BS

>>27653367
To me.

>>27653367
I keep telling her that polygamy is illegal and her aunt wouldn't be okay with it even if it weren't but she won't listen.

>>27653547
She wants to marry Sam

>>27653394
No idea what you're on about. His last upload was 2 week ago.

>>27653367
Pippa dreams of pushing her 6 screaming Down Syndrome children (she has a terrible diet and habits and thus cannot sire healthy children or breastfeed) in a cart at the local walmart with her husband

0Im having sex with pippa tonight and you guys cant do shit about it. Keep coping with ur rrats, youll never hold her close at night after a long night of sex.

SNAKE IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM JEALOUS OF THE PIPPA MODS BECAUSE THEY GET TO TALK WITH HER FUCK IM EVEN JEALOUS OF PIPPA BECAUSE SHE GETS TO HAVE CUTE AND FUNNY SNAKE AS A MOD!! FUUUUUUUCK I WISH THAT WAS ME. SNAKE GIVE ME A SIGN LET ME KNOW WHAT WE HAVE IS REAL!!

>>27653675

>>27653812
africans can breed like rats so can pippa
only one way to test it

I'd just like to say that r/waifuism's top posts all have pretty low karma and we could pretty easily put Pippa up there if we tried.

>>27653367
Every woman does, even the ones who fall for the child-free meme still want a husband

>>27653972
Don't overplay the joke.

>>27654046
Just imagine. She'll hate it forever.

>>27653851
Enjoy my sloppy seconds cuck.

>>27653972
Please end yourself

>>27654091
Don't worry. She never learns.

I wish Pippa would scream less

For the record I am also fit. Kneel before me lardoids

>>27653910
Kek Pippa will get blacked

I wish Pippa would scream more.

>>27654191
i like the screaming
it reminds me of myself
only successful

>>27653972
Check your reddiquette you numpty, brigading is against the sitewide rules. I'll let it slide this time, but I won't be so merciful in the future. You have been warned.

>pippa
>"very generic woman"

>>27654211
Oh I'll kneel somewhere and I'll leave you breathless.

>600 people are watching this rant
>Lumi's stream numbers are still gradually climbing 4 hours in
Phase Connection more like phase ironclad retention. Even that absofuckinglutely awful off-collab kept stable as hell the entire time.

>There is some good things about war
What did she mean by this?

I'd give you more than a gift card. Maybe even a child.

>>27654460
the holocaust

>>27654302
So's racism you stupid kike, how's that working out for you?
But yeah raiding subreddits is cringe, I'd rather just not go there period

>>27654459
all you fuckers are in parasocial relationships with them, aren't you?

>>27654490
>>27654302
More to the point it's called raiding on 4chan and banned across the entire site.

what are some kneeltuber? (vtuber that would take your breath away)

>>27654460
She's a woman. She doesn't think.

>>27654530

>>27654530
Only with Pippa

>>27654460
shes a loot gremlin

>>27654400
Douzo, but also no homo

>>27654459
Pippa was on a slow CCV decline but when she started showing off that fujo video, it jumped right back up.
Everyone was waiting for the weird rabbithole.

>>27654541
デレク・ショーヴィンCh

>>27654460
she reads Ernst Junger obviously, Brappa Brapkin is a big fan of philosophy

>>27654460
War can sometimes lead to scientific breakthroughs

I'm happy with the amount of screaming Pippa does.

>>27654255
dubs and haiku checked.

>>27654460
comfort women

>>27654460
All I'm saying is, GIVE WAR A CHANCE.

>>27654460
Sometimes the people who die are black.

>>27654302
Brigading is the very heart of that website, and the reason alot of its major subreddit bans get news coverage.

>>27654551
You're projecting there if you can't think of a single good war related thing, retard-friend.

>>27654326
to be fair she thought shes some extreme lolcow
but shes just a random depressed 20 year old weeb, she really dosnt stand out those days

>>27654460
Raping and pillaging, I suppose

>>27654541
ピップキソピシパ

>>27654617
based

>>27654701
I might, but do you think she can?

>>27654460
Technological innovation is led by war

>>27654530
>all you fuckers are in parasocial relationships with them, aren't you?
any female vtubber is a girlfriend experience even if they say they arent

>>27654706
She'd have burned down into a lolcow without manegarial oversight.
>>27652091
>>27652035
Broke: Phase doesn't let her be Pippa.
Woke: She wouldn't be able to be as Pippa as she is without a corpo. At least not for long.

>>27654460
I love pippa with everything i got, but her takes on war is so retarded, would love to see her hold these opinions when she see's a child with half its face blown off cause goat men think theyre expendable. War is disgusting.

>>27654886
>vtubber
that's just Mori and Kson

I AM NO LONGER ASKING
DEBUT PHASE 2

>>27654886
don't tell Lumi she'll have a hissy fit again

https://twitter.com/LennaVTuber/status/1544829232907517953
be a anti

>>27654851
Technological innovation is led by any competition not just war. Modern era is no worse in innovations that any war.

>>27654901
You're an overly emotional retard, you crying faggot. You probably didn't even hear the thing she clearly stated because you were too buys crying over your imaginary child.

>>27654901
>War is disgusting.
That's fine, surrender then.

>>27654530
I want a girlfriend like Pippa, I don't want Pippa specifically

>>27654706
She'd go from oshi to lolcow pretty quick if she decided to go the normal e-girl streamer route instead of being a vtuber.

>>27655023
KK enlighten me anon.

>>27655003
who is this and why should I care?

>>27655003
idk that guy seems like a typical idolfag

Lumi sounds like the kind of bitch that needs smacking across the face, is that supposed to be her aesthetic?

>>27655081
a dedicated lumifag

>>27655008
No. War almost exclusively. Every single massive breakthrough in consumer tech has come from government thinking it would be useful for killing people

>>27655128
ye

>>27655055
Not everyone with autism and depression is a lolcow. Watering down the term will only destroy it.

>>27654899
>She'd have burned down into a lolcow without manegarial oversight.
she wouldnt
people are terminally online those days and anime is bigger than ever, her being a weeb shut in who was into ponies and random online culture really dosnt make her that special, there are much weirder streamers
lolcows lack self awareness, pippa is the opposite, she too self conscious and has to hide behind larps

>>27655003
I wonder if Twitter works similar to 4chan in that a sufficient number of reports autobans.

>>27654901
Gay fucking proxy wars are one thing, but wars defending against an existential threat to your country is something entirely different.

>>27655128
she has a twitch reward specifically for throwing stuff at her, so yes.

>>27654901
What does Pippa think of when she masturbates?

>>27655003
You should only anti ant hime an-non

>>27654707
>you will never be reverse raped by pippa
>then claimed as a trophy husband by her

>>27655180
>lolcows lack self awareness, pippa is the opposite
With all due respect, you know neither enough about lolcows nor Pippa.

>>27655150
Yeah, because transistor was developed during a war.

People no longer understand a shit around them and just consume doesn't mean no innovation happens.

>>27655260
Having a daddyhusband and a cute girl tied up in the basement

>>27655281
WHY LIVE

>>27654899
>She'd have burned down into a lolcow without manegarial oversight.
She isn't retarded. Just look at fucking !Pippa. She is very aware of how far she can go.

pippa the muh freedoms I love texas vtuber wants to be controlled and limited by a company. maybe she really is just an npc

>>27655128
Y-yes?
How is that news?
100% of her racy fanart is bondage or BDSM for a reason.

>>27655128
yes she does it on purpose because she has a fetish, she has admitted it on stream repeatedly. but if you really want to get under Lumi's skin you're better off giving her YesMan validation and unnecessary compliments since that's the opposite of her fantasy

>>27655281
Pippa isn't high tier enough to wife me up

>>27655285
Nah he's right and you're retarded

>>27655163
She has a tendency to overshare embarrassing facets of her life. You can pretend people wouldn't be laughing at her if she was doing it as an ugly unwashed woman in front of a camera instead of an anime rabbit, but I won't.

>>27654460
she's right

>>27655150
This is, genuinely, government propaganda to make war look like a necessary evil.
Video games have driven more technological innovation than war.

>>27655286
WW2 is kind of exceptional because technology in general was already advancing so fast at that time. We went from horse-drawn wagons to jet planes in the span of a few decades.

Most wars just get people killed, for nothing.

>>27655351
>you shouldn't have the personal freedom to get leadership in your job
What if you are the the NPC, anon? Because that doesn't sound like you thought it through at all.

Who here said she'd stop reading names once she went over 200 names?
Apologize.

>>27655351
Guidelines that you voluntarily agree too are much different than edicts of the state.

this was a very entertaining pippa stream with a lot of great tangents, i'm happy to see her at full power again

>>27655260
Anime boys

>>27655457
>neckbeards screaming for more realistic booba physics have managed to advance science faster than NASA super computers

>>27654899
also her other avatar where she has no oversight she seems even more normie core than pippa
pippa seems to play up her quirks as pippa, meanwhile her alter ego is just a cringe girly girl
if she wasnt targeted and twitter cancelled, she would just be more popular among schizos

PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO

>>27655260
Me.

>>27655260
Sam.

>>27655411
nah you're wrong and retarded

>>27655260
Cute anime girls, Older men, and Femboys

>>27655535
>also her other avatar where she has no oversight she seems even more normie core than pippa
That is precisely my point, yes.

>>27655534
Its true and its based.

>>27655545
she hasn't even debuted yet and I'm already sick of this joke

>>27653910
Some races are destined only to be eaten by lions.

>>27655260
Torturing people she doesn't like with her psycho husbando.

>>27655199
It does. Chinks managed to get rushias twitter banned

Whoa that's a cute Pippa gif

>>27655662
Pippa would be the perfect wife accomplice to have for an abduction, rape and murder.

>>27655652
look forward to more

>>27654459
we have the best fans folks the loyalist fans

Does anyone know the minecraft stream where pippa and the chat made a pact? I went through the stream with Lumi when they went into phase village which people were saying in the recent lumi video. Is the deleted phase village video the correct one or is it another video?

Pippa is a horsefucker. where's Barneyfag when you need him.

>>27655072
NTA but war does have some positive side effects. It does not mean the net effect is positive nor that you should support war. Plenty of positive aspects of war have already been pointed out in this thread.

I always view war as some kind of unavoidable disaster like how I see hurricanes or earthquakes. Won't say it is a good thing but ain't saying it's an evil thing that needs to be eradicated either like what the rationale Francis Fukuyama's believers have

>>27655466
Everything has been advancing at greater pace ever since the industrial evolution. AS soon as people had time to spent on thinking instead of earning food, the science took off.

>>27655285
>With all due respect, you know neither enough about lolcows nor Pippa.
nether do you fag, we both never met her
but i have been watching her enough to realize that behind the larps pippers is just a young sad girl

you will never be funny

>>27655072
>duct tape

I love the rabbit so much

>>27655815
It was the festival stream with Catkin Pippaw.

>>27655003
>some random weirdo faggot calls you ugly in dms
>get so assblasted about it that you have to call for backup and asspats from your twitter orbiters
Both people involved should kill themselves.

>>27655534
No, but the reason personal computers exist and aren't solely the domain of companies like NASA is because of video games.

>>27655656
i would eat pippa if you get my drift

i really dont like lumi, and im going to make a post about it to attract negative attention

>>27655903
>Won't say it is a good thing
Pippa didn't either. Hope people aren't arguing against imaginary statements again.

>>27655260
Don't forget she had dragon dildos

>>27655928
Have there been any great tech advancements from the Ukraine war? Or any war since the 50s? It's all been downhill since then. All we get now is social media bullshit.

>>27656039
fucking try me dude
quantum tunneling is LITERALLY wall clipping in source games

>>27655351
this is just women buddy

>>27656039
that's complete nonsense

>>27656073
Im also gonna samefag while LARPing as someone who agrees and post some random rrat from /clg/ or her discord groomers.

>>27655933
To make a long story short: Most of the people in the current roster of lolcows started their career talking about the lolcows of their day.
They were just regular people with kinda shitty lives who made fun of people with shittier lives before the crowd they gathered turned on them.
So yes it's very much a pipeline she's already in.
>just a young sad girl
Exactly.

>>27656073
I may or may not aid you in your efforts to hurt lumi's image depending on how I feel at the moment.

>>27656116
fair, I guess with Zax gone she needs fishdaddy to keep her in line

Trust in Lumi: 90%

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE CON
RATE THE BOOTH HATE
RATE THE STREAM

[Good News] Lia has made it home safely from her Phase Trip

>>27656228
Those are rookie numbers.

>>27656258
Pippa being a lying skank/10

>>27655260
shitposting aside probably some normie shit
her fetishes seems like a cope to deal with her lack of basic intimacy

lumi's chat is at least 90% more tolerable when that faggot squirrel isn't trying way toohard to be funny

>>27656258
>rabbit
LOUD NOISES
>con
meh
>both hate
chinesium stuffed animals
>stream
cursed

>>27656148
>They were just regular people with kinda shitty lives who made fun of people with shittier lives before the crowd they gathered turned on them.
>So yes it's very much a pipeline she's already in.
true BUT there's a difference
most of them have absolutely no self-awareness
pippa is VERY self-aware, and has multiple times said she's worried about becoming a lolcow herself

>>27656216
This is something that puzzles me the most out of anything on this board.

Larp or not, pippa is fucking nasty, why would anyone give a fuck if she has a bf or not? You really feel jealous of the dude dating a chick who eats moldy bagels out of the trash?

>>27656286
FUCK! I can't believe I spent a week getting my basement sex dungeon ready only to miss my chance to kidnap Lia while she's vulnerable on the road!

>>27656101
I'm no expert, but I can't think of anything specific. The best I can think of for Ukraine war is a mass use of drones, but that was long speculated change in war doctrine. Russia is using their ancient tanks and will probably be until they run out so I expect no surprising advancement.

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE DEATHS
RATE THE CHATTERS
RATE THE STREAM

>>27656258
I love the rabbit so much

>>27655351
>pippa the muh freedoms I love texas vtuber wants to be controlled and limited by a company. maybe she really is just an npc
she needs a man

>>27656341
She's very moe and her gross lifestyle doesn't detract from that.

I've been gone a while, how is the next generation of Phase chuubas?

>>27656258
>ahh damn, a convention shill stream? That's going to fucking suck.
>get three hours of pure entertainment

kino/10

Pippa is unironically a miracle of the universe

>>27656258
Pippa/10

>>27656258
This rabbit is going on tangents that science wouldn't have deemed possible before this stream/10.
Amazing.

>>27655260
Jetstream Sam.

>>27656258
I want more schizo weeaboos do pointless projects on the Internet/10

Unironically would pay money for Pippa to do a watch along of the Phase Connect Off-Collab from today.

>>27656101
>>27656353
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1525448394159931394
it looks impressive
and then you realize
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1525485289354952704

>>27656368
hello Lumi you're a hoe
Lumi WILL read this post

>>27656368
I like her, but Pippa takes priority/10

>>27656341
idk if you're asking me or just asking in general

I don't care about her or any streamer having irl relationships, I expect it most of the time. I hate idolshit, let the streamers have freedom.

>>27656368
I showed up later and missed my solider getting called up/10
chat was comfy for the last hour/10

>>27656258
Cutest/10
Pretended the tangents were AX/10
VShojo won/10
Delicious tangent Juice/10

>>27656328
It's not like her fetishes are all that unique for a woman on the internet.

>>27656484
The off-collab fucking sucked and I don't understand why. I've had my technologically incompetent dad call me from shitty African hotels with less garbage background noise and echo.

>>27656258
Shame there wasn't more going on at the con but I won't complain too much. Those were some fun tangents and Pippa was super cute tonight. We got a bit more insight into how she sees vtubing as well, which for a change didn't almost filter me.
Parasociality is magic/10

>>27656368
I liked the stream. A bit more chill than usual but not unwelcome. RaspberryHeaven/10

>>27656594
Pippa watching the off collab would send Pippa into a deep menhera psychosis for the ages.

there are 2 things in this world I don’t like
it doesn’t include phase connect
prostitutes and pornstars

>>27656341
Pippa is preferable to most other women. A little mold hardly matters.

>>27656544
i know who you are. how would lia like it if she knew you were watching another blonde phase chuuba?

Pippa made up with her wife... I'm so glad.

>>27656341
>why would anyone give a fuck
lolwut the thread schizo brings it up constantly and nobody gives a shit

>>27656341
just force her to shower and clean as shes perfect

>>27656148
bullshit
lolcows always do weird irl or online shit
pippa never leaves the house and her online trail, even if you look at her old old stuff is basic kid cringe
people really exaggerate how "weird" pippa is, she really isnt
when phase connect members rated each other on whose more yab, pippa barely registered to others, i feel that those who think pippa is extremely edgy or something are just the people who watch her

>>27656413
>Panko
panders to cunnylovers, has a nice singing voice
>Erina
panders to mommylovers, gives me dork vibes, have to wait and see if she's basically PC's version of Amiya Aranha
>Airi
panders to gachashitters, has fat voice, gets easily riled up on discord
>Rie
bratty zoomer, gives me pippa-lite vibes
>Remilia
panders to flatfags, amalagamation of Rei and Panko

>>27656258
Tangent exploration was fun/10
New secret karaoke gif is cool
Singing is getting good. I hope to see an original song one day.

>>27656695
did you know if you give them money instead of anime women you might like them more

>>27656720
this
you can fix mold problems
you cant fix mental problems and i dont want to fix hers anyway

>>27656861
>I hope to see an original song one day.
I think it's supposed to come out either this or next month, right?

>>27655967
Thanks. I found the stream. The entire context starts around 2:57:06, and really gets going at 3:01:00.

>>27655260
>What does Pippa think of when she masturbates?
She just talked about a dream about kissing a man and started sperging out and being shy while retelling it
I get the impression her fantasies are less out there than most normal women

>>27656341
Girls like Pippa stop me from going full misogynist schizo.

does Lisa hate fantano? I remember her saying stop saying the F word whenever he's mentioned. If she does, I will love her more

>>27656861
>Singing is getting good. I hope to see an original song one day.
Recording and mixing for that has been going since about May.

>>27657025

>>27657066
I'm afraid she might actually be a bit tsundere towards him.

>>27656594
the off-collab was saved in the last 10-minutes when lia and uruka outed yuri as the brapbro and then yuri countered by outing lia for brapping a lot during the trip

the only good thing about the offcollab is the possibility iori is a literal goddess on earth

>vod gone
Poor archivebro can't keep up.

>>27657228
He gotta work for that pay check

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1882820/My_Little_Dictator/
Pippa should play this

>>27657373
That came out? I remember it being '''''''''worked on''''''''''' for at least 7 fucking years.

>>27657213
what? they said she was attractive? she sounds attractive
will she dethrone Lia as the most attractive IRL?

>>27657373
I don't know if the rabbit would have the patience for it.
Looks interesting

>>27657591
they didn’t say she was attractive, however Iori was in the back of the collab cooking them a meal and was reading them stories on the trip

>>27657228
https://gofile.io/d/59QYBc should be up in around two hours.

>>27657661
what? such a fucking sweetie
still wont go back to WoW tho
that shit is crack and past its prime

>IORI ISNT MY WIFE
I NEED TO LIFT MORE
I NEED TO GET BIGGER
LEANER
FOR IORIIIIIIIIIII

>>27658007
You Will Never Be Ripped

>>27658049
Im going to prove you wrong

>>27658007
This but for Tenma

>>27658007
you need to do the opposite, and regress into a shota

>>27658226
>and regress into a shota
>iori picks me up
>I have to sit in her lap listening to her talk about girl shit
i had older sisters when i was a small kid i already did this shit with her friends. They just want to scratch your back while you sit around bored as shit.

I’m now wearing glasses and eating TidePods and Bubblegum Pizza in hopes that Lia might notice me one day

>>27658466
I was groomed like this by my older sister's friends as well.

>>27658551
>I was groomed like this by my older sister's friends as well.
Did your older sister seethe about it too? Her friends were just like
>oh my little brother loves this
they would work on my back or massage my neck while sitting near them. My older sister would get so fucking mad because she wanted to talk about dick and her friends wouldnt let her because i was there lol

>>27658607
dios mio.... el monstruoso de live2D...

>>27658552
tide pods are kind of a boomer meme

the yelling really really bothers me so i can't watch pippa
it brings to mind shit american comedies and high school and instantly puts me in a foul mood. i fucking hate people who are loud for no reason

Are (You) going to let this DYKE get away with hitting on your autistic little sister?

>>27658673
>it brings to mind shit american comedies and high school
But Japan does this shit all the fucking time

>>27658673
I dislike that when they leave no space for others and are full blown attention whores, but in moderation it is nice as I can use them as social bulldozers for other less desirable people.

>>27658622
My sister is good at hiding her emotions, so if she got mad about it, she exploded to her friends in private.

>>27658701
I want to watch them get freaky and then go in when they least expect it.

>>27658714
it's cute when i have no idea what they're saying
it's annoying when i do

>>27657228
its still up for me, ill upload it pre-emptively and post link if it goes down tho
t.archivefag

>>27658701
hey i already live in delusion anon
making that delusion into a threesome is very easy

>>27658772
Oh my older sister was throwing a fit the entire time i was passing out as this girl was rubbing my neck and shoulders.
she used to crawl into my bed and kiss me because i thought it was gross until i started getting hard and kissed her back 4 years later.

the best part of being broken of pipkin and choosing the lia/lumi combo is that I have like a months worth of pippa to watch that is all brand new to me

>>27658891
>anon got groomed
Did she touch your peepee?

>>27656854
Thanks. This one's voice reminds me of Rosemi.

>>27658891
you made me hard
take responsibility
go on

SNAKE LET ME KISS YOU GOODNIGHT PLEASE GOOD NIGHT CUTE LITTLE SNAKE!

>>27659102
Get some help

>>27659022
>>27659064
>Did she touch your peepee?
started when i was 7, i thought wearing clothes was stupid so if i went swimming or anythign i would strip. She had touched it a handful of times and it never bothered me. When I started getting hard she gave me my first blowjob but head was so senstiive it was agony. Sex was less painful but still hurt alot, she didnt really get anything out of it but she would kind of laugh so i figured that was better than nothing.
Never came because it would just feel uncomfortable, she tried to teach me to eat her out but she kept slamming her legs into my head and it scared me so i would stop.

>>27659307
terrible larp

>>27659307
>she tried to teach me to eat her out

>>27659049
>no Pippants or Pippantis on the daki
>all the small girls either have exposed bellybuttons or are in literal underwear or both
Cunny connect............

>>27655351
Your oshi WILL move to Texas

>>27659537
>pippa moves to texas
>austin

>>27659537
jokes on you i already live in texas
i shall welcome her with a cumjar

>>27659243
S-SNAKE???

>>27659576

I thank Pippa for introducing me to Lisa. Like holy shit, she's making me feel things that I never knew I will experience

>>27659636
Nuclear weapons?

yuri enjoyed her time in America and misses it already.
If she wanted, I would marry her so she could be happy here all the time. I would get us both matching ar15s and I would make her very happy.
I would take her to Dallas Stars games so she could still feel at home. I’d only need her to sit on my face and brap maybe once or twice a week, but I would meet whatever needs she has.

>>27659741
yuri made this post

>>27659741
You’re a real romantic, you know that, brapsniffer?

>>27659368
not sure
I mean, I always think these things are larp, but a lot of things check out, such as the hyper sensitive glans. Also I then remember how I tried to trick my younger (1 year difference) cousin into showing me her vagina with a dice game and she did. Then we kinda showed each other's butts and felt each other up. If I had pushed, pretty sure we would have fucked. It started when we were around 5 and 6 respectively and went on till we were like 13 and 14.

>>27655275
Ant Hime is based but has shit taste in games
much like !Pippa

>>27656854
>panders to flatfags
involuntarily

>>27659368
these kinds of things are reasonably common among children
i had a similar experience with my brother

>>27659682
I can't watch Lisa for very long because she turns me into a fucking gosling and I just think about holding her in my arms and kissing her I hate it.

cute hiccups

>>27660280
Lisa mogs most of HoloEN it's fucking unbelievable. Namiri- I mean Irys is probably the only one that could match her and even then she's just on a whole different level
>skater girl
>follows the music scene outside of japanese bubble pop, Vocaloid, and anison
>solemn voice
>is actually cute
damn everytime I ask, why won't Cover hire people like her?

>>27660754
same reason there are plenty of underrated artists
a mix of chance and wider appeal

>>27660754
This impromptu drunk karaoke has been godlike.
IRyS is definitely the only one who could compete but her interest in music is more focused on vocaloid/anime type stuff and some songs her dad liked. Maybe Mumei matches too? I feel like those two are the only ones who have had karaoke I listened to recently.

>>27660754
Life is about who has the better connections, not the better talent.

>>27661154
I'm not just talking about her singing abilities. She can vibe with her chat so easily it's actually amazing. She could even bring the worst of shitposters to behave

>>27661290
Her temperament is really blessed, too.
If IRyS is 'ironically/jokingly seiso', Lisa is true seiso and its hard not to mellow out and chill with that vibe.

>>27660280
Same. She's too precious.

>>27661544
Irys actually is just like Lisa before Holoive. I used to watch her Osu streams

Man, I am lucky to be awake for this

>>27661912
bruh im fucking gosling

Phase connect?

I'm in the phase where I connect my penis to Panko's manko.

>>27661988
sheepyhead general

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1544936929153744896
She is so, so, so, so, *SO* fucking proud of that tweet.
I can feel the smugness radiating through my screen.

>>27662845
when is she not smug?

>>27662933
When I come to the family reunion and she blushes like a slut and constantly hisses at my wife like a feral cat.

>>27662845
sex with Remi is imminent

Sleepy sheep

>>27662845
Considering how usually her witty tweets cause lots of confusion and speculation I'd say she has a good reason to be proud about it.

>>27663364
Phase Connect?

>>27663426
Soon.

>>27663461
inshallah may sakana poach all the sadgirls

>>27663461
get in the car lisa you're going to PHASE CONNECT

>>27663500
Lisa isn't a sadgirl.

>>27663504
got room for one more?

>>27663581
maybe

>be CHIKAFUJI LISA
>go to con
>going to surprise your best buddy pippa
>remember pippa isnt coming
>i know i will get her merch of her oshi
>nobody is selling merch of her oshi
>scream

>>27663569
If she talks with Pippa more, she will be.

>>27663611
Why would they sell Cancer Jim merch at an anime convention? Unless you mean Watame in which case that sounds like a mistake on her part since that chick's one of the most popular Holos to this day.

>>27663569
She is going to be really sad when that trash heap of a company goes under.

>>27663670
>Unless you mean Watame in which case that sounds like a mistake on her part since that chick's one of the most popular Holos to this day.
Lisa, yuri, lia, uruka, iori, gambler, and sakana all looked for watame merch and couldnt find any.
>he thinks lisa knows about jim
that would be a fun surprise if she did honestly

>>27663606
i dont mind ridding in the trunk you dont need to waste the duct tape for that

there were no Watame plushies on AX because hololive was not invited by the fucking organizers, which was prepostorous

>>27663622
>If she talks with Pippa more, she will be.
Lisa will be the wave against which Pippa's doomerism breaks.

>pippa is going to make lisa sad
Sorry newfags but had you done your reps you would know Lisa is making Pippa happy, wake up sheepy head

>>27663737
Pippa will break Lisa's carefree spirit and take her innocence from her

>>27663721
EN/ID and JP all showed up on-screen, an-non. They also had a pretty huge booth.
It's just that nobody bothered to talk about it since VS took it really fucking seriously and Cover didn't.

>>27663782
I don't watch Pippa but didn't Lisa start crying over Pippa's moldy plates or something the last time they collab'd?

>>27664023
Lisa started crying when Pippa went full doomer over her future

>>27662975
S-sam?

>>27664023
pippa explained to lisa how she approachs dealing with depression and suffering. Lisa got choked up and they talked back in forth about it. Lisa was in pain that pippa had to learn to survive with stoicism and Pippa was confused as she had no idea there were alternatives to deal with suffering.
Then pippa talked about how she left burgers out, didnt clean plates and just jammed them with food still on them into the dishwasher, left mcdonalds hamburgers out and ate them after 3 days. The tears dried up and lisa told her to stop being lazy and they bantered.

Alot of people think lisa is soft but she just crys easily and then bounces back.

>>27664065
That sounds worse than crying about moldy plates. Has Pippa gotten any better since being around Lisa or what?
Based on her tweet earlier I doubt it, but worth asking I guess.

>>27664166
>Has Pippa gotten any better since being around Lisa or what?
Sure, I think. At least she's putting up that face for her chat. She's also gotten better at interacting with people who aren't in her immediate online circle after meeting Lisa.

Pippa, stop putting yourself down so much about your irl looks. We like you because you're you. We're not as shallow as you think we are.

Pippa took a break because one of her dogs passed away, right?

>>27664023
Start of the conversation:
https://youtu.be/pTr3Omiv4dE?t=11519

Lisa starts tearing up:
https://youtu.be/pTr3Omiv4dE?t=11800

>>27664146
>Pippa was confused as she had no idea there were alternatives to deal with suffering
What the heck, what fanfiction is this part from?

>>27664293
>Pippa took a break because one of her dogs passed away, right?
No. She just started that break earlier because of it.

>>27664293
14 year old died during her pixelmon collab so she started her break early

>>27664319
I misremembered it entirely holy fuck

>>27664293
nah she already had a break planned and got lazy so she came up with something random to extend it

>>27664398
based cynic-sama

>>27664398
This doesn't work because Pippa actually enjoys streaming. It's her coping mechanism.

>>27664211
I'll take it at face value, not knowing much about her nowadays. Hope she can keep it up. Thanks, anon.
>>27664311
I appreciate the spoonfeed. Lisa seems precious.

>>27664663
NTA but I wouldn't say Lisa was the catalyst, moreso one of multiple facilitators. She was getting better about things before becoming friends with Lisa.

>>27664794
>NTA but I wouldn't say Lisa was the catalyst, moreso one of multiple facilitators. She was getting better about things before becoming friends with Lisa.
Agreed, pippa has been putting a significant amount of effort in on her own time.

I forgot her name

Yuri posting is at an all-time low bros, was the break too much for her fans?

>>27664978
Get your ass in bed Yuri its 3am

>>27664978
I'm genuinely happy for her. It sounds like she had a great time and made some good memories. Love me that cat.

>>27664978
I'm proud of her that she managed to overcome her social anxiety and that she had a great time with the other girls.

I want to Piphug Pippa for eternity.

>>27665080
i dont remember posting this

>>27664906
say her name bigot

>>27665147
fruit loop

>>27665147
stupid sexy zoomer

>>27665147
george floyd

>>27659537
Yes, with me.

>>27665147
Rinkou Ashelia

Why do Lumi and Yuri hate eachother now? they haven't interacted with eachother at all

>>27656341
You can't help it when you fall in love. Shit has never been rational.

>>27665248
Lumi kept passing out before they could have sex.

Is striking an imaginary wedge between Yumi pair the new stratagem from Lumi antis?

>>27664978
There's nothing to talk about anon. I'm just glad she had a fun break.

Goddamn I'm making sure that I'm in Yuri's chat when she comes back. The happy woman tears will be very nice.

>>27665348
Maybe anon has a hatesex fetish.

>>27665449
>yuri comes back
>starts out happy and excited
>starts recounting all the fun times she had in chronological order
>after she said goodbye to the girls, her tale in bittersweet moment when she starts sobbing uncontrollably and tells how the AX weekend was the best time of her life
>but you can still hear her smiling from beneath the tears and you can tell how important the AX experience was for her
I do not think that my heart could take such turn of events

>Lia redebuts
>the stone around the neck of her content kills itself
G*d works in mysterious ways.

>>27665859
Just wait, anon.

>>27665147
linkou asheria

Hey Pippa sucks

lisa said pippa once got so nervous while talking to a friend that she walked into a sign

New thread
>>27666018