/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>27626879
New bread when?

Anchor post for issues to be voted on next time.

>Vote Results
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>Vote post archive
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this smells burned, was it in the oven too long?

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CURRENT PROMPTS
Feel free to submit your own prompts to inspire others!

>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?
>Superstition/Folklore
What sort of superstitions/folklore do your nation's people have, as in, are there things that the people believe in or things they think they know to be real that are not real on a meta level? What are omens of good or bad fortune? What mythical monsters lurk in the forests, or in the depths of the sea? Do some foods or materials have to be prepared in a certain way before they are seen as fit to use?
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>Special
We are making a /vtl/ team! Here are the current suggestions:
https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg
Suggest and add to it!

>>27627043
hol the fuck up

Previous bread: >>27589992

>>27589992
PREVIOUS THREAD I AM A BAKA!!!!

>>27627043
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>>27627043
there is something wrong with this WARanon

FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT!

Bizarro vtwbg?

>>27627116
don't worry about it, i have been doing the OP for /vrt/ for months now and i still mess it up all the time

>Alice in liverland Edition
>No previous thread in OP
>Revive Rosesenpai RIP!!!!
BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT BURNT

COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS COMMUNISM AND SMALL HATS

>>27627325
DIE

Anchor post for the chuubanite rework. PLEASE KEEP ALL DISCUSSION ON THE MECHANICS OF CHUUBANITE TO THIS REPLY CHAIN. Anons who do not wish to see chuubanite debates should hide this post.

>>27627421

>>27627325
Speaking of Rosesenpai, how long was his vacation?

>>27627421
DOKTOR! INJECT LIQUID CHUUBANITE STRAIGHT INTO MY BALLS!

Nevermind this isn't bizarre vtwbg this is just the shit posting edition kek.

>>27627683
Whats with this place's obsession with testicles lately?

>>27627754
*malepregs you*

>>27627754
Excuse me sir. The only testicles I care for are mine and rose senpais. All others are gross.

>>27627830
rosesenpai is kill

>>27627754
what? you like your futanari dickgirls without balls? gay

>>27627745
>cums down your peehole
>my sperm enters your balls and fertilizes them
>you become pregnant with my children in your balls
many such cases

>>27627904
bruh

>>27627941
beginning to look like home aint it?

>>27627992
well, at least no one has posted their dick yet

>>27628032
Stop. You're jinxing it.

...no more talk of this unholy unatural and uncouth abominations. i need to bake irl be back

>>27628032
visited /inf/ once. was greeted with a femronie posting her cunt

>>27628032
well now you are just issuing a challenge to OGisuner

i hope he at least puts a nice ribbon on it

>>27628129
He would only if Rosebro was here to see it.

I shall save us from the shit posting. Risuner here who is finally done walking around sweating my balls off. I want to ask /2434/ which gems are you bringing if I did not ask already. Also to /vrt/ when I get back home your next on my list. It's just gonna take a few days.

>>27628129
oh no not the ribbon

>>27628200
She just went to bake IRL and needs to fix her minerals.

>>27627754
Nijifrens have...peculiar taste.

>>27628032
>>27628124
what the fuck goes on at /infinity/?

>>27628285
>nijifrens
Leave me, Alice and Rosebro out of this.

>>27628314
They've relaxed a lot nowadays, still not a good place thought.

>>27628340
then why do the malepreg stuffs appeared after your posse arrived?

>>27628382
>Looks at Luxiem and Noctyx
Oh I don't know?

>>27628431
I'm asexual and have never posted about genitals of any kind. The Kindred only post about regular pregnancy. Don't pin this on us, especially after ri2ner admitted to being the one who made that pentomo trap post.

Risuners will impregnate everyone. The SEXpocalypse cannot be stopped. You will be nutted. And you will enjoy it. We may possibly have a preference for nutting in plant people.

>>27628499
SQUIRRELS!!!

>>27628499
>pentomo trap post.
Wait, are you telling me he was the one who wrote that letter back in the day?

what do risuners think of romantic relationships?

>>27628554
>filename and image
Hey arent you the anon who's living with your sister?

>>27628200
honestly at this point i am scared if you start writing with me you just vanish too

waiting for meathead, cunt and any deadbeat for replies regarding my stories but not a single one does...

>>27628200
we have no gems unless we import.

>>27628693
Are you keeping a tab on me or something? To answer your question, yes

>>27628693
not him but Pomerlane anon and Alice are siblings that I ship.

>>27628585
Nah
He wrote a fic about a Kronie farmer and his Pentomo wife(male)
And considering that Infinity has male prostitutes in their lore, not far off from canon

>>27628877
could we not go back to this?

>>27628877
Do us all a favor and delete your existence.

>>27628926
okay buddy youre getting sent to gay baby jail

>>27628925
I'm sure he would have wrote the pentomo letter if he could have too. Except he would have wrote it to Rosebro.

>>27628970
??? why me?

>>27628970
>>27629048
Whoops
Meant for >>27628877

>>27629042
OGsuner is the one lusting after Rosebro
Ri2ner is a mischevous rat playing Among Us pretending to be other anons

>>27629153
Then he definately would have wrote that letter, as OGsuner

>>27628877
EHHHHHHH. SIBLING!?!?!?!?! why not normally ;)

>>27627345
Gay.

>>27628757
Check the last thread...

>>27629153
and how do we know that you are not Ri2ner?

for all we know he could be any one of us

>>27629592
ohh i already migrated to new bread at the time...

aww.

i don't mind waiting, want 9141 to infiltrate the risuner camp and wisper to them of the retro reich so they leave a bit earlier than planned?

>>27629600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouUjvGT1NpY
>Ri2ner

>>27629600
tf2spyheadshot.gif

>>27628595
They exist. Risuners do in fact get married. The thing is that risuner marriage is an ABSOLUTE! So when you get married to a risuner there is no divorce and there is no cheating of any kind. Both are punishable by geese chamber. No mercy for NTRfags. Naturally married risuners do have sex with each other VERY often about 2-3 times a day. Oh and nutting in a married woman is punishable by geese chamber as well. Risuners are very surprisingly loyal but will literally execute you if you don't show back that loyalty.
T. OGsuner

>>27628757
you get used to it. the worst part is when someone mentions it much later when you never knew anybody acknowledged it

>>27628499
Exactly. Us here at the pregnancy cult are all about women getting knocked up by Vox. If male Kindred want to try and get bred, that works too, of course— I’m sure the Yaminions could grant them a magic womb if they traveled over there!

>>27629679
I honestly don't care what you do with the little guy. Your story now.

I'm back!

>>27629600
inb4 he's away and we just start shooting at each other for being paranoid

>>27629887
>t. Ri2uner

>>27629882 (me)
By the way, I might try and write up a little story based on the Onobot’s idea of visiting the cult either tonight or tomorrow since I have a short shift tomorrow. I might need your guys’ help sorting it into the lore doc if it’s considered relevant enough to add.

>>27629924
i agree, we should just assume no impastas between us and move on

>>27629887
Hi ri2ner

>>27629966
if you want anything archived you just got to reply to the anchor above, don't worry about "if its good enough"

OGsuner, did you see this
>>27628816
i decieved you with false promises that i didn't know i coud not make... sory.

>>27630140
That sounds great. Thanks!!

https://youtu.be/hqVbOSEsJNo
/vtwbg/ trying to root out tree rats in disguise
I have a creeping suspicion there are other Risuner lurkers

Long time no see, frens
Something good is in the making

>>27630308
Nice nice, I think I'll shove them in the Ranger Corps thing I was planning

F

On the subject of anchoring things.

>>27626953
Archive anon, please create a Nijicontinent subsection for /luxnoc/. The Luxiem and Noctyx overviews should be moved under it. It looks like the split will be sticking around and we keep getting new writers from there, so better not to clog up the general /nijien/ section.

>>27630468
war bros....

>>27630140
OK who the fuck is this nigga stealing my shtick?

>>27630418
Thanks, I was out of the loop for some time, so I have no idea of what are you talking about, kek

As for now, I plan to use this characters to write some stories, but it can take a while

>>27630186
Well. At least you have nuts.

>>27630308
Onobots do not understand why any of what these people did would have them removed from their initial units, it all sounds like reasonable actions to us

>>27630615
it smells like squirrel

>>27630698
and our magical plants!!!!

>>27630718
Generally, you want people in your military to follow the rules, regardless of reasonableness.

>>27630904
hmm well i guess i can understand that for spot if its generally agreed upon not to do that but the rest sounds like they did their thing in their own free time or to benefit and help their army

>>27631122
I don't really see how selling unlicensed explosives is helping the army, but alright.

>>27630615
yeah smells like squirrel

>>27631122
It doesn't matter, if they violated the rules of the army, they would get kicked out.

>>27631209
no but it also does not a thing you would do on the job but instead in your free time

and making enemies into stew sounds like a great way to save on resources

humanity is so complex and hard to udnerstand

>>27630755
THATS RIGHT! WE WILL MAKE POTIONS OF COOL SHIT!

>>27627421
i'm back. so, i'm happy that people are more interested in chuubanite discussions, especially since i was afraid people would support just throwing it all away and trying to start from scratch, and i think that other anon made a really good reply, but there are two things i wanted to say. 1) the sanalite idea involving space-time curvature was supposed to be reliant on the starchild, which was in my opinion a good way to balance it, since it essentially required a demigod which they didn't have. 2) i always figured "faster decay" could imply that in areas with affinity, the chuubanite was reenergized as it lost it's energy, whereas it was corrupted in other areas. i am not supporting the idea that it be that way again, and i like the idea of a glyth that preserved affinity, but i just wanted to make that statement
also, on the subject of different chuubanites for the same concept, i like the idea of making it weaker the more types you have, but i would like to clarify that a concept with multiple types needs something physical to change it's context. i think other activator substances, including other forms of chuubanite, could work. not sure if i should bring back into view my cylinder analogy to help us figure out how powerful everything is, but it can help us bring it closer to a mathematical model of how chuubanite works if we used it, or something else with similar variables. this will obviously only be for the more complex side of chuubanite.

>>27630741
>>27630140
OGsuner, you better have an explanation for this if it really is a squirrel.

>>27631448
Ok I've been touching saplings recently. The crying ones are my favorite.

>>27631430
>he doesn't know what the "magical plants" are

>>27631637
Yes I do. They are ingredients for magic potions that do cool shit.

>>27631435
alright since we wanted this to be about making a simpler version and not have you nerds sperg out about the minuscule details here is some questions i have

lets say i am a new thread, lets say for the sake of argument the jews. so i am coming in and i want to be the rep for the jewcorp and i hear of this chuubanite stuff that exist.

so its magic rocks right? or is there more i need to really get it?

and you keep talkign about cocnept stuff but me no good englesh me is ESL, what does mean? what do i abse my chuubanite on? like what is choice that i even have?

and whats this decay stuff? science word mean nothing to me, what does this mean in layman terms? what happens and where and when?

>>27631548
And that explains...what exactly?

>>27631435
>i like the idea of making it weaker the more types you have
Under the magic quanta interpretation, this could be explained as having more destructive interference in the magic field the more types of chuubanite your thread has, so having a singular chuubanite your region is strongly affiliated with gives less variety but more power.
>>27631790
>choose a magic power thematic for your thread that isn't OP
>magic rock does cool shit
>????
>profit
I agree that these discussions have been way too complicated when for most anons chuubanite should just be a black box. You don't need to know how it works to use it.

>>27631790
They are compiling a comprehensive document that will open with a simple introduction to answer questions like these. Nijiboys anon said he wanted to get all the nerdery out of the way first before he puts everything together and works on the intro, so these kinds of questions should be left until a little further into the rework.

>>27631548
bro....

>>27631790
we'll get to that, but we don't need to simplify it to such an extreme. we bring it to a common 4chan level and then everyone else can figure out how to explain it to people who have their own unique problems, such as having another language, which, with all due respect, sounds a bit disingenuous since we know 4chan is an english board, no offense. i'm not really sure if that sounds like an insult, or how i could put it to make it not sound insulting, but i really don't mean it as an insult.

>>27631820
Idk really. I found the question odd so I have an odd answer.

>>27631786
The work best when used with this pipe here that we make. It can cure blindness, increase sex drive, cure stomach pains, relieve stress and makes nuts taste better.

>>27631985
i like that. especially since the cleverer chuubanite powers that are adaptable already are allowed to be more powerful, but is it worth adding the cylinder analogy to the complex parts of the rentry or not? it had variables that you can assign values to, which could be very useful for us later on.

>>27632220
Sorry!!! This PIPE not Chigusa!!!!

>>27632259
Are you sure you didn't mean chigusas pipe?

>>27632335
We can put Chigusa on the pipe!

>>27632251
>cylinder analogy
I don't think I've seen that yet, but I'm a mathfag so I'd be interested to hear it.

>>27632108
The question was whether there was a possibility this was a squirrel attempting to falseflag as me. There was that one tree rat mentioning a secret plan to exterminate us. Note that this is like the first time a Sana pic was posted outside the anchor threads, and not by me, in months.

>>27632438
Oh that was me. I always have backup plans. Although I made the mistake by talking to cunt sanalite

>>27631985
>>27631990
well alright i will come back with this later on then, i just feel that if you make it more and more complicated now and then do this: >>27632072
than this will most likely just end up the way it has been before because of course the smart ones understand it and everyone who does not get their simple explanation is simply too dumb and either starts chuubanite timeloops again because the general understanding of the not so smart ones is not fully correct either and then people bicker about small difference everyone thought was correct or they will simply give up on it and never touch it.

>>27632562
I'm pretty sure paragraphsanon is the only one who thinks even the "simple" intro needs to be complicated.

>>27632438
Eh, you're too paranoid desu. No one's trying to pretend to be you.
>>27632529
You're talking to cunt sanalite right now mate.

>>27632529
You still are, cunt.

All sanalites are cunts.

>>27632632
Yea ok, who the fuck are you?

>>27632529
i am right here

>>27632623
did people besides him work on the first version of it?

>>27632695
>>27632696
that one was me btw jsut saw the other one and wanted to make a joke

Rep, we have a situation. Squirrels are trying to impersonate executive officers in order to destabilize us. Permission to kill them all?

>>27632851
Permission granted. Fire on sight cunt.

gotta love cunt sanalite

>>27632413
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/23436882/#q23535405
i was able to find it in archive.alice. i made this quite a while ago in terms of the thread's lifespan, i didn't clarify what a single unit would be, and some of the variables you'd need to approximate, plus there is a word that might be misinterpreted
>decay
it's only in regard to when it's in use, think of it like burning fuel. besides that, you can tell me what you think, and if you would change it.
>>27632623
we get all the details straightened out now and then start simplifying, but we need a way to figure out when it is good enough, and i'm not too sure. some of this we can surely leave to the black box in regard to the simplification, but it's worth compiling the information now so we know how much is too much.

>>27632695
Don't worry about it, mate.

>>27632919
Yea you ain't him. He wouldn't say that so nonchalantly.

>>27627421
>>27631790

so,i propose we add a grug explanation for chuubanite in the document

i can write once the document is done if no one else wants to,

>>27633031
Huh, so you have some of my files, but not all of them. Want me to post more variety so you get my named files?

>>27632529
Oh fuck I meant to say I was the one who had plans for extermination not a falseflagger. That's ri2ner probably kek. I'm just me.

>>27632696
I thought it was just that one power tripping janny it probably still is fuck that guy but no there's two giant brown nips, kek

>>27633140
Nah, I've been saving some of your images but without the names and was too lazy to go back through the archive to find it again for the sake of this bit.

>>27633148
That sounds like something ri2uner would say SUS

Aight, just to be on the safe side, any post with a Sana pic, assumed to be me, is null and void before 7am GMT+2. That's the time I get home from work.

>>27633124
That was always my plan. There are essentially going to be 3 tiers to the finalized document.
>tier 1
Literally just something along the lines of "Most forms of chuubanite are magic rocks that store Vitubia's equivalent of mana. Come up with a magic power related to your thread, use magic rocks to make the magic happen."
>tier 2
Detailed rules and shit (ie "no infinite energy, no space-time bending"), so people who care about how their magic rocks work can read through these and figure out whether they can have the magic power they want.
>tier 3
Actual Chuubanite Autism. All the theoretical physics, magic quanta and advanced mathematics go here, with a bright red warning label beforehand that states absolutely none of this is necessary to use chuubanite.

I don't expect most anons to even bother reading through all of tier 2. The reason I want all the complex rules and such hammered out is because a lot of timeloops start specifically because the old documents are so scattered and dense that they're hard to reference. This causes people to argue over whether something is possible when they interpret some rules different ways, or are referencing different parts of different documents.

>>27632924
Alright, I'll get back to you on this later today if I can find some time and think through what you have.

>>27634119
ok, ty. i know my math is off, but idk what the correct equation is, so if you are interested in math you can maybe help me make it better. if the purpose isn't self-evident, i can walk you through my thought process. hope you enjoy thinking about it when you get more time.

chuubanite math autism makes me want to start making equations for decay rates and other stuff but ill try to resist

>>27633551
so i've updated my rentry by just dumping a bunch of stuff in it. it might be a good idea if you or someone else decided what was including to the rentry, because i fear i might be biased, and i clearly have no idea how to articulate myself in a way that others can easily understand. i don't want to put too much responsibility on others, but if you look at my previous works, i usually just suggest stuff and hope someone else likes it enough to decide it's worth anchoring, which might be why we are in this situation in the first place. sorry.
>>27634513
i would enjoy that.

>tags everyone

>>27634594
dont worry abou tit I've personally always liked your stuff, even though i might need to add linebreaks in there myself sometimes

>>27631548
okay buddy where have you been touching saplings

>>27634821
Everywhere. I love to rub their chests while they sleep and I love to have anal sex with them while they watch fauna. Let me be me

>>27634513
I think it's perfectly fine to do something like that if you would find it fun. Just be aware that it'll go in the "chuubanite autism" section of the final document and most people won't read it.
>>27634594
Don't worry, I was always planning to assemble the draft of the final rentry myself before presenting it to the thread for chuubanite autists to look over. Given our many conversations I am well aware of how verbose you tend to be, and how much you struggle to format things in a way that's readable to other people. I wanted you to keep all your chuubanite rambling to one rentry both to make referencing easier while debates are ongoing, and to prevent massive walls of nearly identical texts from flooding the thread, that's all.

Morning /asp/ies (─‿‿─)
Feeling today might be a good day (ノ°∀°)ノ <3
Still in bed getting cuddled by hubby (´ ∀ ` *)

>>27635155
Wrong thread?

>>27635155
sis...

>>27635155
this post is making me feel emotions i didnt knew i even had

>>27634973
ok, lol, rentry is my containment board. not sure how i feel about that, but i'll try to use it. with that said, if my ramblings are in response to something said here, i will try to summarize what i say here in the rentry if i think it applies and keep the response here. don't expect me to update much though.

>>27630468
>need lore war sex
Ain't that the truth

>>27635267
Basically Pomerlane

Going to be busy tomorrow. Need to get an early night for bed. Hoping my writing is enjoyable. I'm /nasa/'s rep.
Seems we have an imposter Amogus.

>>27635256
>containment board
...Huh. Yeah, kind of. It is also just to make referencing easier too, though. I'm not keen on having to dig through however many threads worth of conversations it's going to take to ultimately resolve this.

>>27635427
i was joking. as i said, i'll try to keep everything in the rentry if i can

>>27634594
>>27634973
right now all i have are some vague ideas floating in my head since the inspiration struck me after reading the cylinder analogy. I cant promise anything since i'd like to focus on storywriting for once, the more science-y worldbuilding, while very fun, is also very taxing..

>>27635533
i am very pleased that my idea inspired you to do something. please note, however, that the equation is likely not final, so if you are going to make anything, make sure nothing is too predicated on those equations, as they aren't finalized.

>>27628757
Hey I responded to it when you posted it the first time, I said I liked Caroline's backstory.

>>27634973
Anpn, thank you for doing this, I've wanted to do something like this for at least a month, but I spent all my vtwbg time on writing stories or lore for my thread... Gambare!

>>27636017
You're not talking to the /nasa/ rep. But I understand the sentiment.

Tag yourself

>>27636710
Paternalistic Traditionalist

>>27636673
Oh... Which deadbeat story are you referring to? I usually try to catch everything that gets posted, but I'm out camping+this is as fast as the thread has ever been, so I must have missed it.
t. deadbeat
(I have to t. deadbeat because I don't have deadbeats to post at the camp)

>>27636948
Christ I thought you were talking about the Risuner/Sanalite story. I'll need to change the names if Caroline is already used.

>>27637028
Oh no, that's the one I was talking about. I misunderstood your comment just now kek.

>>27636710
Huh, Moriji is like a strange but cool mix of Radicalism in how most of society is organized and Antiqualianism in the grip the Goddess Faithful has on society.
Radical Antiqualianism? I dig it, sounds chuuni as fuck.

>>27636710
…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……
PATERNISTIQUE TRADITIONALIST.

>>27636823
>>27637383
>same answer
>digits similar
THEY ARE

>>27637624
Based

>>27637624
STOP SHIPPING ANONS

>>27637748
Not shipping, they are long lost siblings.

>>27638050
Stop Ri2uner

>>27637138
I'll need to figure out how to write the deadbeats eventually. I'm glad I wrote Enoch to OGsuner's satisfaction.

>>27637748
You fool. I hadn't even considered the idea but now that you've said it, I will begin drafting a racist hate sex scene between cunt sanalite and a risuner.

>>27638323
>cunt sanalite finds someone impersonating him
>he unmasks the culprit to discover it was ri2ner all along
>they proceed to make out furiously
>then they are both killed for violating the Grand Directive

>>27638503
LMAOOOO

>>27638503
but cunt sanalite said he would sooner eat risuners than make out with them. granted, who said they were mutually exclusive?

>>27638673
Eh, the sanalite disguise hides the tail so it'll probably be fine.

>>27638673
based fellow /meat/head

Whether Cunt Sanalite like it, Ris2ner is his lover now. Canon now.

>/meat/'s ideology is slowly reaching the far corners of the catalog
Uhhh bros? Should we clean up house of any cults?

>>27639032
What do you mean by cleaning up cults?

>>27639032
>Cults
Our whole society is compromised. WE ARE ALL POMU AND YOU CANT CLEAN US UP!

Cunt sanalite is just a tsun and doesn't know how to express his sexual desires. Must have been from being on a ship for too long.

Pregnancy sis here, writing up my story right now! Since I'm still super new, please feel free to let me know of any lore inconsistencies or anything I may have overlooked on accident once I get it posted.

>>27639032
I’m afraid it’s too late to get rid of cults here!

>>27639352
>>27639552
>>27639793
I meant /meat/ cults not your local beliefs

>>27639775
I’m excited to see it, fellow kindred!

Fun fact. The hotel in DC I'm staying at is right next to a strip club. Fucking kek. Anyway, actually idk I can't do shit without my notes. It's gonna be a few days before I'm back home.

>>27639552
>>27639793
fun fact, /meat/ had secret cults taking over other nations before either of you guys came in, and might have had secret cults in-universe before either of your societies existed.

>>27638851
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I'mma have to dick him now, won't I?

>>27630308
>Unification war vet
The formation of /who/happened almost 600 years ago from 1120 VTE. It's better to make him a vet that fought off a schizo incursion instead.
I aslo had officers who were allowed to wear owl feathers but that can be retconned or newbie is wearing it nevertheless both due to his personality and the fact it's a special unit.
Looking kino already

>>27640426
Ah that's right I have to do a basic history document one of these days

>>27640286
I'll start the barbie.

>>27640286
YOU WILL DICK THE SQUIRRELS AND LIKE IT!

>Lift ya legs up, ya fuckin tree humper! I ain't gonna risk an early grave for something a wank could get me in a jiffy.
>Oh, right there ya squirrely bitch, you're pulling my hanky with the force of a damn dwarf star!
>Pull my hair, ya filthy tree rat! Call me a bogan! Oh sweet Sana, I'm seeing stars!

>>27641201
Boner achieved.

>>27641201
Cunt sanallite approves of this post. If he must...

I know Sanalites and Hoomans have a business relationship. But I wonder if there's any Hoomans with Sanalite friends yet.

Ri2ner must be cumming diamonds

>>27639775 (me)
I'll try to keep the smut to a minimum heh

>>27642141
There's someone writing smut about actual anons just a few posts above you. Your lore smut will be fine.

>>27642247
I'm more worried about accidentally getting carried away and forgetting what my original goal... writing breeding and pregnancy are surefire ways to get me to lose control.

>>27642488 (me)
What my original goal was*

>>27642488
Just try not to accidentally spark another timeloop and you should be fine.

>>27626999
>>27627067
I finished all the prompts finally. I used a new rentry log because I forgot the edit code for the last one so it's all updated on this new one.
https://rentry.org/k2pp5

>>27642585
A timeloop about what? Kindreds?

>>27642623
Wrong anchor, but good to have you back, sapling.

>>27642623
Sapling friend I am in dire need of your help! Can we please deport a group of certain tree rats into your forests, where they will hopefully be lost forever?

>>27642689
Let's see, I think we've looped about /inf/, tech, maps, and chuubanite at this point. So I think you're safe.

>>27642805
Don't forget small loops tree rats have with me about sex

>>27642715
Shit

>>27642623
SAPLING HOLY SHIT SAPLING HOLY SHIT SAPLING HOLY SHIT I FUCKING MISSED YOU YOU SEXY PLANT FUCKER

>>27642964
archived nonetheless

>>27642791
If they happened upon our doorstep it would be okay. Aside from enticing Squeebers they haven't really been a destructive force and friendly in all other regards.

>>27642623
Hello Sammy Sapling. Would you like to have an ice cream sammie?

Is there a risun3r?

>>27643481
Not yet

>>27643481
Shouldn't it be 3suner?

>>27642805
Pretty sure that was all me btw.

>>27643424
Yes please.

>>27643559
Don't worry, we've timelooped about those before you came too.

>>27643527
Sansuner? Threesuner? Neither exactly flows off the tongue.

>>27643252
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU SAPLINGS AND WILL PROUDLY RESPECT YOUR WAYS AND TRADITIONS TO BE FRIENDS WITH FELLOW NATURE PEOPLE! (Well aside from the squeebing but if that ever became too much of a complaint we would tone it down)

>>27643669
Threesuner sounds pretty good to me

For the new Nijifrens, here are some tldr on /meat/ or Matiyotl's foreign policy. It's a doozy to read.
1. Non-interventionist
Matiyotl would never start wars nor does it wishes to intervene with its neighbours. We're pretty content with what we have. Land and resource-wise we have no form of revanchism. As part of our belief in the cycle of suffering, we make full use of what we already have.
2. Economic transition
Matiyotl is currently switching its piracy/raiding doctrine into a mercantile one. Selling our domestically grown exotic goods abroad. Also putting an end to raiding the coasts of our potential customers. That means no more slaves and kidnappings right? Hahahahaha-
3. Excessive espionage
You see, kiddo. Old habits die hard. We can stop the raids and the pirating. But we're fundamentalists. We need to keep our rites going, our people are zealous and will not end their forefathers' legacy. So we have to do a little adjustments to our methods but still keeping the end goal. How excessive is our espionage tactics? It's as follows
>Step 1: Indoctrination And Conversion
As our traders travel to sell their wares, or adventurers and mercenaries hired by foreign powers, they brought with them their religion. Spreading the word of the inevitable apocalypse, of the bubble collapse, of the end of the heavens thanks to the bloated population of immortal big corpo chuubas. These faux-missionaries spread their words into foreign nations as they accomplish their primary objective. The Matiyotl adventurer you hired could be seen giving books to locals, the workers in Risuland, the Varangian Guards in Infinity, and even an adventuress in /nasa/. Planting the seeds for which new followers are made. The peoples in far lands receive the truth why their world is on the brink of collapse. Cults of true believers.
>Step 2: Cells And Agents
The religion of Matiyotl is organised and very methodical despite its practices. Members of the cults abroad are not just believers, they are agents. Informants, spies, saboteurs, you know the drill. As nobles, merchants, and generals are convinced into joining the faith, they become our eyes and ears. An entire merchant's guild becomes an agent of Matiyotl trade, dukes letting the cult spread in their domain, generals ready to assassinate their colleagues to prevent enemy nations from starting.
>Step 3: Soft Power
If a nation suddenly wishes to invest in Matiyotl services and goods in a manner of months, that's a sign their economic administration ahs been infiltrated. If a local baron intentionally turned a blind eye towards raids in a coastal district and instead purposefully invest more into relocating people there, then the noble is a collaborator tending sheep to be slaughtered. If your general, minister, megacorp guild owner, or any person of high status and influence attempt every ounce of their life to prevent any form of aggression against Matiyotl, then they are agents.
>Conclusion
While Matiyotl is transitioning away from raids, our networks in foreign lands, controlled by men of power, allows for a new method of acquiring blood sacrifices for our faith, sentient species trafficking. Transport ships carrying civilians would go missing under piles of bureaucratic tape, with leaders practicing smoke and mirrors to hide their existence. In truth the people on-board have now become indentured servants in Matiyotl. Simultaneously, our agents influencing foreign trade ensures we have a steady market of people buying our goods, with ships exchanging fruits and jewelry with sentient species. Our exotic trade becomes the front for our religious trafficking.
Our agents will try their hardest to make sure the nations we infiltrated turn a blind eye against our activities and even support us. If a courtier or politician ever shows the slightest hint of aggression, he will be taken out. If they ever declare war on us, they'll find their entire chain-of-command slaughtered instantly as the declaration is made.
Matiyotl may not be a warmongering nation. But it is a parasite. Sucking up manpower and resources from its neighbours.
But if there's one thing you can trust us, it's integrity.
Anyone we allied with are blacklisted from population trafficking and other unsavory activities.

>>27643669
ri-san-er then?

Nature FRIENDS UNITE!!!

Time to craft a claim on some key /vsj+/ provinces, I guess? In the name of Unity and the Goddesses, we march. Perhaps we can even take the sacred "Veivoice" relic and hold it for ransom?

We will be calling in troops from our ally-slash-protectorate /tsun/, of course. Prepare to face a modern army. They may outnumber us heavily, but even Kiryukai plus Fandead mercenary regiments will not be enough. The dragon clans are wielding obsolete weaponry and rely on enhancement drugs far too much. The fandead are better equipped but lack cohesion and leak intel like a sieve.

>>27642623
Welcome back!
Rep wrote a new story involving a sapling https://rentry.org/73web is the depiction okay?

>>27643851
Thank you for the rundown!!

>>27643851
>/meat/'s playing CIA simulator
Fucking hell

>>27643960
Probably going to target the coastal riverine province of Niggook for annexation

2434 will not accept any aggression against vsj+ of this nature!!!!! The Imperial Navy will have its say over this act!!!

>>27643960
>>27643910
Oh good, the other warmonger is back. I'm sure you two will have fun together.

>>27643960
/pcg/fren, the newest fic might be some interest to you
https://rentry.org/hidhh

>>27644447
I only kill other NijiEN nations LMAO. But Alice…

>>27643851
Another thing of note is that even /meat/heads who prefer the old ways would still honour sacred hospitality (as do most cultures, really). If you visit /meat/land as a guest, you won't be suddenly kidnapped by the cult for the slab unless you break the rules for guests. Theoretically, that means you can come visit and strike a friendly conversation with raiders who would have no qualms taking you in raids.
>Anyone we allied with are blacklisted from population trafficking and other unsavory activities.
Of course, if they don't mind that happening...

>>27644263
>CIA
No no no
It's just cult networking
https://youtu.be/Yn2c06B0ows

>>27644563
Risuners can confirm this. See Diana logs

>>27644477
Oh no, fuck, we're calling out the Inquisition.

>>27644363
Try it, we have Maxim guns and they do not.

>>27643910
Unless you're vsj+ or their allies, we have no qualms about even trading you some guns, yeah?

>excessive espionage
>killing chain of commands before they could do anything
So /meat/ is Alpha Legion?

>>27643597
Is Chocomint sammies fine? We just have to wait for the other sapling to continue the /nasa/-/uuu/ encounter story.

>>27644800
They have one of the most powerful navies in the world anon…

And I am not trading with you because 2434 is our friend. We wont get involved but good luck dealing with their fleet.

>>27644924
Nah, just glowies like /morig/

>>27644800
You interested in hiring some /wg/ translators? Babel is always looking to expand to new horizons. https://rentry.org/tfas8

>>27644973
Well if /vtwbg/ is a strategy game, I can see /meat/'s gimmick being a mix of turtle and infiltration
Like this
https://youtu.be/DXSrE3yt2n8

Want to know who ok’d Maxim Guns and Ironclads, when the rest of the world is stuck in 1750 with nerfed Chuubanite..

>>27645259
Just use your imagination bro
Use magic to balance out

It’s all fine!!! Your maximes will not save you when my fleet destroys all of your coastal towns with our shells.

>>27645259
I don't think anyone really greenlit those to begin with

>>27643748
But it's too fucking much to ask to respect Sanallite ways apparently.

>>27645373
>>27645448
>enemy has Maxim guns
>you have magic soldiers with metalkinesis that eats bullets
https://youtu.be/HpEkG0iVp24

>>27645491
Then they should not exist. Period.

>>27644011
I'm not sure what exactly you mean when you say the girl herself is mossy. Like does the girl looks like she is made from moss or is moss ornated in her clothing? Saplings especially when they're younger still retain a lot of their human qualities as becoming a full Sapling takes at least 40-60 years to complete. Also I'm confused why the bears are considered so friendly? Are they tamed by /who/ or is there any other explanation for bears being there not being normal wild animals? Other than that it's a pretty good depiction with the tribes

>>27645259
we don't have maxims or gatlings as is, to be quite honest, we have, at most, Spencer Carbines, Nichols Guns, and things of that level

>>27645259
/inf/ and /pcg/ always pushed hard against or outright ignored tech limits despite pushback.

>>27645786
Im okay with it if it's justified within lore (IE space chuuba grants space tech, strategy chuuba are advanced)
As long as their gimmick comes with balance

>>27645767
Considering I watched this thread yesterday shit on a innovation, not a tech that 50 years ahead, I am personally going to shoot you down. If you want advanced tech, go for the damn air rifle the Austrians developed. We cant have Kronie level shit happen.

>>27645230
reminds me of the mechanicus soundtrack. also, here's a cool thumbnail for sanalites. /meat/ seems to be setting itself up as mostly biological but robot guro exists and is just as hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Yx90pytqs

>>27645754
>I'm not sure what exactly you mean when you say the girl herself is mossy
You'd have to ask the rep but the off collab is on going

>Also I'm confused why the bears are considered so friendly?
Owlbears are quite cuddly and friendly to humans.
https://rentry.org/4seaw#bubon-ursus

>>27645754
>Also I'm confused why the bears are considered so friendly?
See /who/'s owl-bears. https://rentry.org/4seaw#bubon-ursus

>>27645952
>>27646007
We are strategyniggers so it's less advanced military than really good organization. IMO several threads should be on par with if not ahead of us tech-wise, namely /pkg/, /haha/, /rose/, and /moon/. Probably /vspo/ too.

And those rifles, in my writing, came from Selen's (for cavalry tactics and interrupted screws on artillery) and Rosemi's (infantry tactics and long guns) threads FIRST because they're the biggest corpo chuubas to play RTS. We just went anal on army structure.

>>27645952
At least explain the balance then. Repeating rifles are not balanced when everyone else is using flintlocks and pikes.

>>27646300
>>27646215
refer >>27634604

>>27645754
She's mossy because of her greenish features, in particular the hair and the freckles, and because I thought it was funny.
The bears are owlbears, which I made up, they're basically brown bears but if they were social animals.

>>27646007
I think they claimed to have taken over other nations too. It's funny because they're probably worse than kroniies but since it's happening over in the indie continent no one pays them any mind.

>>27626953
>>27639775 (me)

Whew, all done!! Any feedback is absolutely appreciated, especially anything that has to do with me accidentally stepping on anyone's toes as far as lore is concerned since I'm still new and learning/backreading. I love being able to use horny for lore purposes. My Kindred sisters, I hope I represented us well-- I wanted to include other ideas we've talked about like womb tattoos and gentle mindbreak (which I didn't touch too much on this time, but next time!) so I hope that makes it more enjoyable.

https://rentry.org/99pqu

>>27646215
You’re talking to a historical autist who reps NijiEN. Look, I have nothing against you decided that you think your tactics should be great. But you cannot convince me that mid-19th century firearms are ok when we had this discussion yesterday with Alice about Seppings improvements.

>>27646494
This makes more sense, good story mate.

>>27646645
>mate

>>27646300
our magic is utter shit and what we do have is primarily for handwaving away a couple engineering things or keeping certain fish stocks abnormally high. Nothing major.

>>27646514
We have war plans, but the only ACTUAL thing we've done is a peaceful political union of /pcg/ and /clg/ that was done via stamping down revolting nobles plus a sovereign marriage


>>27646608
Fair enough, if Seppings improvements are not kosher, then I can scale back the guns running around

>>27644800
>we're calling out the Inquisition
Whats that supposed to mean?

>>27646645
>>27646802
Sauna supremacy, mates!

>>27646896
No misakiniggers allowed wallahi

Reposting the modified blurb:
It is the 12th century of the VT. Era. After almost 800 years of continuous rule, the Empires of Japonlonia, Hololive and Nijisanji had crumbled after the Calamity. Orchestrated by the Custodians, millions of faithful were transported to the dimension of Vitubia, with nothing left in their original home in Japonlonia but faint scents of Hot Pockets. Scattered on such a vast planet, the once powerful Hololive Empire shattered in a spectacular fashion, birthing many independent nations. Although the old Imperial seat of Hololive Global still remain. The Empire of Nijisanji was likewise splintered into smaller parts, though even these smaller states were barely holding together until recently. Unified by the Sword and Treaties, or in some eyes by ruthlessness and terror. The Indie clans and Small Corpo kingdoms were able to flourish on their own continent, away from the influence of both former superpowers. The inhabitants of the Neutral continent were able to carve out a space of their own, despite being sandwiched between the two rival groups. The Fetish continent's nations sprung up from the chaos to participate in carnal rites. One thousand and one hundred winters later, the world is prospering. Technological breakthroughs were made and trade routes burgeoning. But the threat of the corrupting influence of Schizos and destructive wars still lingers. Gunpowder coexists with magical powers granted by the mysterious element known as Vitubium which had followed the inhabitants of Japonlonia to Vitubia, or were they here in the first place?

It is the 12th century of the VT. Era. Would you make war or peace? Under threat from the Schizos' nefarious schemes, warmongering neighbors, and nature itself, the only thing that will guide your nation is the Faith in your deity and the pale glow of Chuubanite dust.

If no one has any more modifications they want to make then I'm anchoring it.

>>27646833
You called /tsun/ a protectorate though? Just like how /inf/ claimed /risu/ as a protectorate originally.

Please, at least move back to French Revolutionary era. Use this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girardoni_air_rifle
I just dont want this turning into a tech timeloop.

>>27647039
Okay this is interesting. So that wasnt a random name thrown in

>>27647097
Is this the synopsis blurb for a game intro?

>>27646645
Thanks, cheers.

>>27645532
>Willingly goes into quarantine
>Takes your tests
>Has yet to nut inside any of you
Cunt sanalite. Being a cunt is one thing but holy shit do your fucking reps.

I'm hoping saplings will respond positively to our videos and music.

>>27647289
Main inspiration is the 40k blurb.

Hey /uuu/ would there be any saplings that would willingly like to come to /risu/ to visit? Like the rosebutas are doing?

I dont know how wars work… do we roll dice????

>>27647499
>Gets dubs
Fucking kek

>>27647177
>>27646833
Whoops! Didnt tag ya.

>>27647499
There is a reason I am only waging war against nations I rep alice. I dont know either and prefer writing my own war campaigns and stories

>>27647499
Wars work however the reps want: games of chance or skill, or simply writing out confrontations in collaborative story form. As long as both parties agree you should be fine.

>>27647545
>gets is power
I roll to murder a random steward in /hlgg/'s court

>>27647499
No. Don't ever say that.
wars are probably going to be decided by general opinion between the entire general + war lore produced by both sides

I was forced into this by a past treaty too. I care not about vsj+ ….. as long as they accept our drugs and dont mess with trade i dont care…

>>27647849
Kek. Lemme show you how it's done
Rollin for Niji to get an earthquake
Check em

>>27648061
I doubt they have a fleet worth mentioning compared to yours. Just blockade them.

dubs for cunt Risuners to get hit by a drought

>>27648114
Rolling for ICBMs to wipe our the world.

Alright, alright, no more rolling for dubs. Keep the thread on topic.

>>27647315
Could tell you the same fucking thing. We have come to a seeming agreement that no sex will happen on multiple occasions, but each and every single time you fuckers just hard reset your memory when a new day roll around.

>>27648061
Alice, what treaty? I looked and there is absolutely no treaty regarding this whatsoever.

Sammie sapling? Any saplings wanna come visit /risu/?

>>27648459
…WHAT! The lore said we did!!!

>>27648562
We never had a /vsj+/ anon in months
Sad

>>27648562
The Lore just says you are on good terms or friendly with them. There is no single mention of an alliance. Alice… your esl is showing.

>>27648643
……………………………….im still going to blockade and fire shots into their cities because we need the experience.

>>27648789
Are all Nijis warmongers? How long until nijiboys anon declares one? I guess he does have his ecoterrorists.

>>27648789
based. Give em hell alice!

>>27646546
I rather like this as a fellow kindred!

Phasebro, whats your navy look like. Lets do a simple battle. Alice, you have probably sent a fleet of 2 first rates 4 second rates 22 3rd rates and maybe 40 frigates.

>>27648856
>warmongers
EN just fights each other. Alice thought she had an alliance with vsj+ and was defending them.

>>27648856
>ecoterrorists
Which kind? Animal Liberation Front? Individualists Tending to the Wild? Unabomber? or ARAGORN!-Atassa?
dont ask why I know these

>>27649054
Hmmm, no navy is to be found in lore. Since I know they probably will say they have greek fire. Alice, i think you can absolutely destroy them with your own secret weapon. Give em hell

>>27648487
Maybe that one character who's name I forgot that came to /uuu/ could convince some saplings to come back with her to add to her sex menagerie

>>27649372
>sapling has extensive knowledge of ecoterrorists
Hhhhmmmmmmmmm

>>27649606
I knew the decision to keep a file on every notable saplings isn't a wrong decision

>>27649433
Its time.

>Nijisanji with their shells filled with dragon fire destroy the pcclg fleet outside their capital of pinciopolis. We send explosive shells into their forts and destroy them. We turn the city into an inferno with our chuubanite laced fire shells. We will continue to do this to all ports they have are smoldering ruins.

>>27648856
My eco-terrorists are going to have to be completely reformatted since the aggressive stance I was going to have them take doesn't make sense on a global scale. I've had to scrap most of my lore on them. I think I'm going to have them be a nation full of spies diplomats instead, with a focus on soft power. I'll probably have an extremist faction break off to become actual terrorists though, because that potentially sounds like fun.
>>27649372
Individualists Tending to the Wild! They come from a future where rampant technological advancement has completely destroyed the environment, requiring air filtration devices to be installed in people's bodies just to allow them to breathe. They now firmly believe that it is their divine calling to sabotage tech at any cost so that future never again comes to pass.

>>27649831
WOOO ALICE!

>>27649372
You planning anything, buddy?

>>27649920
>sabotage tech at any cost
Considering that this world has magic, theyre going to have lots of fun

>>27649831
Is this how war works!??? I thought it made sense with no navy for them

>>27650188
Well if you want it to be canon you'd have to actually hash things out with the rep whose nation you're fighting against, not just declare that you've firebombed a city. If you're just shitposting then yes. This is how war works.

>>27650188
I mean, just because they haven't written about their navy yet doesn't mean there isn't one. But you seem to be having fun, so go ham!

>Phase thinks they can attack vsj+ because they are strategy gamers and no one would care.
>dont have a navy
>Nijisanji comes in and blows capital to pieces
I will admit, been waiting for them cunts to get it for a while

>>27649558
Hamdani. Kek she is a sex magnet but she does have a goal. And her mission is important to her but I mean if she can then you bet she will

>>27650299
well he seems to have left and told me to try to beat him because he has maxime guns?

>>27649372
Buddy I hope youre just being knowledgeable
>>27650019
>joke about war and cannibalism
>we have an actual eco extremist itt
Im scared

>>27650299
Considering Phase came in, broke rules about tech, invade a country with that hasnt had a rep in months. Its all fair because she declared when he was here and she is using realistic tech.

>>27650591
Yep. My position too. What she did is canon in my eyes.

I dont know any other city names but i think i can say we blew a lot of things up, firebombed every coastal city, ruined their economy, etc. it was rude to come in declare war and leave.

>>27650915
that's kinda his mo desu: drops by infrequently to war post then leaves immediately after

WARanon YOUR TIME HAS COME AFTER LONG LAST

>>27651196
And just in time too. He hasn't been looking so good lately...

OH! And i would assume they want peace since well… firebombing. I have one offer. OPIUM

in all seriousness, Pommersenpai can you write about us firebombing cities as lore?

>>27651666
Nah, you do it. Your war not mine. Dont end it either, just burn them to the ground and refuse to elaborate. Im off to bed.

>>27650566
What gives you the impression we are joking about the cannibalism?
https://files.catbox.moe/45759x.png

>>27651834
Good night mon amour, chu~!

>>27651869
based /who/mans.

>>27651869
Mine tasted like driver liver, won't recommend

>>27652280
dried*

so who is planning to be the breadmaker this time?

Goodnight bros. Risuner is fucking tired.

>>27652574
Bread's baking, with extra poppy seeds

>>27652658
ooh, i love poppy seeds. hope nothing bad happens to it in the furnace.

>>27652711
/jidf/ isn't here (yet)

Going to bed. Have to write about the great victory we won!!! Many medals will be made for such glorious triunph!

>>27652592
sleep tight, squirrel friend

>>27638185
I trust you to do it, you're doing well. Just remember that they're really professional and want the expedition to go well, but once they're sure the sanallites are trustworthy they can loosen up and banter. Desuvius might be a bit more serious, the others are more chill, but Desuvius is really kind deep down, you just have to get through his cold exterior.

>>27643851
Thanks for the rundown /meat/head. And new nijis, this is why /morig/ acts as a balancing force to the /meat/ schemes of worldwide infiltration and indoctrination. You're welcome!
Our cults are far less devious, and its ultraviolence is only directed at "bad guys".

>>27644715
/meat/ is more like the USSR, with cults instead of communist cells, and then to that the Shrine of the Purging Flame plays the role of the CIA, though obviously there's a lot of operational overlap between the two...