/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kekson apologist deflection thread.

memes
stupid
le relatable
cunny
sizeable following from rommate

>>27624305
Worst dancer and singer, Kiara edited out her part out from the Birbday Live lmao

>>27624797
>Worst dancer and singer
Ame exists

>>27624305
No one likes a tryhard.

Everyone wants to remember her drunk retard days.

a

>>27624536
>memes
Amelia has many memes, yet she isn't popular
>stupid
Mori is also stupid, still less popular
>le relatable
any single one is relatable at some degree
>cunny
solid argument
>sizeable following from rommate
then why isn't Mumei popular?

>>27624873
Rooting for an idol is literally hoping for the success of someone who's working hard
Gura is anti idol. Don't try, have people do shit for you. Fucks who never stopped relying on their parents will be fans of this lazy bitch

Psychopaths are often successful in life.

Becaus charisma is not obtained through hard work. You are either born with it or you are not.

KFP best fanbase

>>27625104
>Gura
>Charisma
I don't get it, she is just being stupid on stream, heck Kobo is better at being a loli than her...
Imagine being mogged by an Indog

>>27624305
Because most of the time luck wins against hard work. Get used to it.

>>27625425
>Imagine being mogged by an Indog
why would someone imagine being a nijiEN member?

>>27624305
Nice voice buff. Look at kronii who doesn't stream yet has the highest subs in council

>>27625014
Kiara is obnoxious and a bitch, Mori is obnoxious and a bitch. Cry more that no one likes your dumb cunt oshi

>>27624305
Because of her model, even before debut she had the most subs.

>>27624305
literally just the power of cunny

>>27625740
that's incorrect, I don't remember who it was but it wasn't Gura

>>27625671
I guess you're on of those people who like Sunny after playing OMORI
Self centered introverted shy fucks should just kill themselves and stop causing trouble for other people because of their dysfunctional brains

>>27624305
The same reason why even though I never watched this anime (and never will watch moe trash), I still know who the little girl is.

>>27625001
You gotta combine them all, anon. Kind of like the powerpuff girls.

OP doesn't understand the simple concept of BERRY BERRY CUTO

>>27624305
>cunny
>retarded
that's it

>>27624797
imagine thinking Kiara can sing

Gura is the best, followed by Calli when she sings real music, then Ina, then Kiara, then Ame

>>27625801
Go fuck dudes in the football showers you closeted faggot, Gura is the perfect woman which is why people flock to her.

>>27624305
she cute

>>27626961
Lazy, doesn't exercise, spends time on imaginary scenarios, has anxiety around extroverts...
She's a failure of a human being and a waste of oxygen, mate
Gura should just neck herself and stop wasting everyone's time

>>27624305
Kiara's theory is that it's because she's blue. That's probably it.

"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
Three times the work, a third of the success
Maybe your oshi will hit 2m before she graduates?

>laid the foundations of the popularity of holoEN
>organizing the april fools day collab
>was abandoning personal projects to focus on creating the myth of treat song
>doing a 3D birthday without having to whine about things and/or being a narcissistic
>is grateful to the opportunity given by hololive
>always makes the best out of a bad situation instead of blaming everything
>isn't a dramawhore
>is a collab queen
>is talented

now compare her to the dramawhores of myth

>>27627512
Literally every Myth member has had more projects and organized more collabs

>>27627512
Her last collab with Shion was so fucking cringe i felt bad for the cunny witch

>>27627512
>>laid the foundations of the popularity of holoEN
>>organizing the april fools day collab
>>was abandoning personal projects to focus on creating the myth of treat song
>>doing a 3D birthday without having to whine about things and/or being a narcissistic
>>is grateful to the opportunity given by hololive
>>always makes the best out of a bad situation instead of blaming everything
>>isn't a dramawhore
>>is a collab queen
>>is talented
All of this is factually correct.

>>27625001
Exactly. All of the girls have one or two things here, but Gura's the only one with all of them.

>>27626740
There is a reason ehy kiara never made it.

>>27624305
>least helpful
Ame killed this rrat. She said Gura helped a lot and was her engineer. Yet retards keep repeating it. Gura is actually unity, she had all myth members perform in her concert whilst Kiara only had Ina and Ame. She put Gura and Mori in some retarded quiz. No wonder Gura didn't call into her stream yesterday.

Can I ask OP why Gura would help Kiara with her 3D shit when she was going to be left out of the performances? Especially since Gura had everyone perform in her concert

>>27629024
She didn't have anyone perform at her concert, it was a SEAnigger using their models that was dancing (that includes your oshi, cope)

>>27624305
>how does she do it?
Same as any other popular thing: appeal to the biggest number of people within the framework you're given.
No matter your age, what kind of weeb you are, what kind of stream you like, ironic or unironic, cunnysseur or not, gachikoi/unicorn or not, JP or EN, Gura has something to give for everyone.
Also her voice is so good holy shit. She's literal perfection. I just wish she'd make more ASMR.

>>27628242
Yeah I have to admit it was a bit cringe.
She's not really good with language barriers, and her decision to suddenly use a serious tone to throw random insults in japanese didn't help, even though it's clear she thought it was a funny skit in the heat of the moment.

>>27624305
She is blue, that is all

>>27626740
t. deadcvck

>>27625104
This is not true at all

>>27624305
Work smart not hard

>>27624305
>what is youtube algorithm luck

>>27625542
Luck doesn't make viewers stay around, anon.

>>27630950
exactly why she dropped from +80k avg viewers during her first months to barely 20k

>>27631125
such a shame. she could have changed the western vtuber scene forever
now she's just a footnote in a greater vtuber's story

Gura is the best because she is not a whore.. and has good manners. The rest of the vtubing world should really take notes

>>27631353
>literally collabed with a porn start pre-holo
>has multiple male """friends"""
Ah yes so pure.
>refused to address JP's as senpai
>constantly ghosts co-workers
Ah yes, such good manners.

because /vt/ is full of pedophiles

>>27625001
>then why isn't Mumei popular?
what did mumes do that was remotely as popular as >owo your so warm, ok boomer or singing that belle delphine song?

>>27631456
anon you can't say this you will get caught by the chumkek janny
you are not allowed to say truths about gura in this board, feel free to trashtalk anyone else

>>27631685
You're pathetic.

>>27624305
Actual legit answer, she's unironically cute and funny. Being a loli is a buff.

>>27631125
Also exactly why smaller chuubas never incline, because any new viewer they get leaves almost immediately. With any level of quality, more people stay and some subscribe. It's really not that hard to understand.

>>27631456
Chumcucks won't like it

>>27631456
In comparison to pre Gura, she's even worse than VShojo whores.

>>27624305
shes never had a good stream.
her voice is annoying.
she has the worst energy of probably any tuber from any corpo. and some of the worst work ethic.
75% of her fanbase is third world shitskins who just see cunny and click.

>>27624305
The answer is simply that Gura was an almost-nobody making youtube poops and then suddenly she got a loli sharkgirl model for a major vtubing company right when English-speaking interest in vtubers was hitting its peak.

This made her really rich (considering she is functionally illiterate and can otherwise only flip burgers) and an overnight success. Think like Kurt Cobain living in his car selling his mouth for a week's worth of groceries and then suddenly he was a millionaire overnight because of the success of Nevermind and he didn't even know until someone could reach him because he didn't have access to a normal phone outside work hours. Except unlike Kurt, who was murdered by Courtney Love (and possibly also that faggot from foo fighters) due to her greed, gura will probably just become some kind of cat lady goblin.

>sorry guys gotta cancel stream, don't have perms
Oh, okay. Well why not play a different game or just a chatting stream or something?
>ah, geez, ah man I dunno that sounds like work

>>27631456
Kiara is a literal whore
Ame's body count was two (2)

prove me wrong

>>27627512
>is a collab queen
More like collab cuckqueen am I rite?
>is talented
If her talent is singing then one orisong is a fuckin waste of that talent.
>isn't a dramawhore
I'll give her that but at the same time that's what makes her boing as fuck since she does nothing outside of streams.

>>27624305
Most relatable westerner.

>>27633934
In Gura's defense the girls have to pay to produce their own music and have you ever tried to seperate a jew from their money? Her having one song isn't that big of a surprise.

>>27633784
Is Gurina a ship still?

>>27631456
>dead
KEK i warned you>>27631685

>>27634113
>girls have to pay to produce their own music
Not true at all. They're getting a budget but if you want to exceed that budget then it's on you. Source: Kiara. But I agree she clearly didn't want to spend her own savings given that first release had no MV at all and the actual MV was a powerpoint presentation made by a student for 10$.

>>27624305
asians value hard work
but true talent prevails.

>>27634504
suisei is a better singer

>>27634421
link to it

>>27624305
Simple. She has nothing to prove and she doesn't give a fuck.

>>27633194
Kurt Cobain killed himself because he was an insufferable junkie faggot that made shit music for teenage faggots

>>27633934
Towa wanted to play OW with EN and she was the one who invited her right away on twitter, everyone else just ghosted her, also she's popular in Council for a reason. Her new origisong(s) is on hold, you don't know about it cuz she never whined about muh bad luck to anyone despite her being extremely frustrated (couldn't release it on time due to cover's stupidity)

>>27627512
>that screenshot
[Raughs]

>>27634546
they think you have to work hard but gura was born with thicker neurons and was raised in the west making a non insecure normal person. This is highly valued since everyone else is shit.

>>27634587
Bro it was one of the hundreds stream. Look for it yourself.
>>27634757
>Towa wanted to play OW with EN
>everyone else just ghosted her
Yea for reasons because EN girls who plays FPS can't in japanese and that collab was awkward for that reason.
>also she's popular in Council for a reason
What does it even accomplishing? No one cares for Council so they're happy to spend time with her. They treat her as a senpai just because she is same as Sora for example and she's just glad to be an authority for a while.
>Her new origisong(s) is on hold, you don't know about it cuz she never whined about muh bad luck to anyone despite her being extremely frustrated (couldn't release it on time due to cover's stupidity)
Have no info on that one. Hope she'll release it soon.

>>27634749
He was clearly murdered by Courtney and her cult.

>>27624305
She's Cute.

>>27634421
You are mistaken. Kiara, Calli and even Fauna recently all stated they pay to produce the music themselves. IRyS even talked about it and explained that as a Vsinger she doesn't have to, but that if she was in HoloEN proper she would and that it'd still be worth it to her.

>>27635237
>Calli
Yep she obviously paid herself for 2 fuckin albums and EPs while "muh 4 gorrilions" Gawr Gura can't afford a second original or a proper animated MV which even ID could.

>>27634326
They also deleted the post that said Gura is more of a whore than the VShojo girls. They can't handle the truth

>>27625740
Wrong anon, Ina was first in subs before their debut, but Mori got the "first to debut" buff so she took the first place until Gura debuted.

>>27634326
>>27635860
>break rules
>post get deleted
>act like a retard over it
grim.

>>27636036
How is saying that Gura is as much of a whore as the VShojo girls breaking the rules?

>>27625001
>then why isn't Mumei popular?
Her roommate didn't make the boomer song?

>laziest of every gen
>least helpful out of every gen
>literally never calls in to anyone's totsu, not even her own gens when everyone else does
>gets the most sponsorships in her gen and any group she's in gets pushed to the moon by Cover
cuteness rules the world OP once you realize this then you can get on with your life and accept reality

>>27636540
>how is posting things that the hololive talent gura didn't do breaking the rules

>>27636956
Do reps.
Watch streams.

>>27637082
Since you've clearly done your reps, you can provide me the timestamps then. Don't cop out and say look for them yourself since that would mean that you actually don't know.

>>27624305
Simple.
Gura is the most fun to watch and listen in her Gen.

>>27636844
Sometimes people forget just how cute the oni is. But can't really blame them i guess.

>>27637143
I can't since the chumcuck jannie is on the hunt.
But i'll give some hints:
>Ringfit stream.
>Overwatch collab with EN.
>First minecraft stream with Watson.

>>27625853
Imagine the formula for the perfect chuuba.
>Cute and funny as Gura
>Creative and gamer as Ame
>Artistic and comfy as Ina
>Workaholic and releasing as much music as Mori
>Numberfagging and speaking japanese as Kiara

>>27637378
>I can't break the rules without breaking the rules
Ah I see

Is the new Janny a KFP? Even slightly offensive threads against Kiara got deleted near instantaneously

>>27640516
Or maybe just tone down your seething next time anon.

>>27635606
gura being really fucking lazy is the main hurdle there. her bursts of activity end up being aimed at other things

>>27642021
Implying there's no sabotage going on?
The backup Kanauru birthday and Dakimagura case reek of sabotage

>>27635606
>can't afford a second original
Watch streams, she has the original ready, blame cover.

>>27627120
She has a point. Red Gura is ugly as fuck

>>27624305
HANG.
YOURSELF
AND FUCKING
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE

DIE

>>27648390
Take your meds chumcuck

>>27643005
while there has been shady shit coming from management for quite a while if she leaves a sponge in the sink long enough to grow mold then she most likely takes just as long doing everything else

>>27624305
How does it feel that no matter what schizo here type, she continues to incline? The complaining here accomplishes nothing but screaming into the void because she ignores the fuck out of you people every time and gets away with it.

Actual comedy

>>27624305
She was born one of God's chosen people

>>27643005
with the amount of bullshit that's been thrown at their top talent(coco, rushia, pekora, gura) it wouldn't surprise me if it was revealed cover was trying to teach them their place or something retarded like that

>>27650304
Wait... is Gura jewish!?

>>27650771
no, Gura is from Atlantis. There's no jews there

>>27650846
that's what they want you to think

>>27650846
Jews evolve into atlanteans at their apex, much like how regular humans evolve into crabs

>>27650476
Cover never learned their lesson

>>27627512
>to which [Mumei] replied with funny images of polish pope John Paul II without any context.
wait, Mumes is based?

>>27627191
Coping while she ghosts you?

>>27654177
Didn't she just stream yesterday?

>>27654450
Someone post the gawr gura cycle we've all seen a million times yet remains relevant

>>27629144
Some races are destined only to be eaten by leopards.

>>27627191
how does this has anything to do with luck at all?

>>27631487
but we have been replaced by vhshoujocucks now
lmao roasted

>>27643005
>The backup Kanauru birthday and Dakimagura
Elaborate please.

>>27662203
Cover canceled whatever she had planned for her birthday that she had been working on for months for absolutely no reason at the last second.
They also lied to her and told her that getting a daki is illegal

>>27627512
>to which Mumei replied with funny images of polish pope John Paul II without any context.
Based

>>27665034
>They also lied to her and told her that getting a daki is illegal
While other Holomems already have those? Wtf.

>>27666215
Yea.... Cover literally sababtoges Gura on purpose because they are upset that a jp member isn't the most popular vtuber.
Japanese people are great at tribalism, it's in their blood.

>>27624536
And the algorithm blessed her

>>27624305
Gura is charismatic people like her air head personality. Mori is annoying but also charismatic same with kiara.

Ina and Ame personalities are like a fart trapped in a jar. Sana is the fart thats trap in the jar.

>>27669693
the reason people are attracted to this cunny shark is simple because she streams games for fun.
i remember Botan said something before that "people want to watch a person having fun playing game, not listening to their whining and complain about their problem"

>>27665034
I never knew calli was staying true to her wigger roots by breaking the law like that

>>27640516
>new Janny a KFP?
The only thing new here is you, the jannies have always done this shit. It just depends on the time of day.
Kiara, Gura and Calli all have jannies ready to delete stuff that criticises them.

>>27670391
Chumjanny doko? This thread still up

>>27628886
I like to believe guwa is the sweetest and kikiriki is such a bitch it made the purest cunny angry

>>27631658
honestly if you cant cause twitter to melt down are you even a memer?

even Lean girl caused a good stir

>>27624305
Stay as far away from drama as possible. It's really that easy.
or maybe.....