/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27604478
Jannies are faggots for deleting last thread

too based Kek

fuck jannies

nice subject field op

>no subject
anyways reposting this. also rip to last OP anon
https://twitter.com/highgai/status/1544607080270942208

>>27604550
>>27604551
i didn't check before posting
oops

>>27604586
cat abandoner

Nazutan is my actual wife
my actual, unironic wife
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my wife, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that Nazutan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine wife
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
Nazutan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic wife, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the wife of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and Nazutan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: Nazutan is my actual, unironic wife, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"Nazutan is my wife" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>27604639
I want to violate your bussy.

Did you anons know that nyan has a boyfriend?
I dont know if I can support her anymore.

>>27604670
Is Internet Explorer /here/??

>>27604670
She took him from me.. I can never forgive her.

>>27604478
>he fucked up the subject

>>27604522
Did they? if so why?

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im gonna CUM MIYATAN
>verification not required

>>27604751
nevermind i just noticed the op picture

>>27604773
good to see you're keeping up on your Japanese lessons mouse

>>27604795
It's because we are the most persecuted Vtuber org here. Everyone hates us and wishes for our downfall.

>>27604654
I don't remember posting this...

>>27605069

>>27604976
jannies will only delete random pictures of connor, other than that we are basically left to suffer

banger tweets doko?

>>27605149
Soon anon, I can feel it.

I miss my 2 bros at the flowerpark. Please come back.

>>27605240
I miss my 2 cat breasts

Reminder that GFE is just vtubers pretending to be your gf to get your money and they don't actually love you.

>>27605414
Very much agree, unlike me and Keychan who are in an actual online relationship.

Remember that Keychan actually loves you and nothing in the world will ever change that

>>27605414
Key-chan loves me and I love her.

>>27605325
she doesn't miss her 2 cats

>>27605414
I know. I want illusion of love.

I can’t wait for Amelia to get into vshojo and burn this board to the ground

>>27605414
Did you break up?
that sucks
my wife Nazuna and I will treat you to dinner at McDonald's to cheer you up

Baecan’s son is real…

>>27605414
so if i dont give them my money they are just pretending to be my girlfiend out of their own volition

>>27605646
baec on deez nuts

>>27604877
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>>27605573
There is no illusion with Keychan
>deleted 5 minutes after posting

>>27605681
don't expose my secret anon..

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>>27604877
マウスじゃないけどロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だしロリ中だし

>>27605681
BASED

>>27605681
>based post
>cringe image
This thread fucking blows

>>27605850

>>27605812
are you okay?

Rushia...

>>27605777
she seems nice... Cant wait for connor to cure her with his dick

As a former Holofag, I believe I am entitled to be first in line as Nazutan's actual real life boyfriend.

>>27605812
kys

>>27606102
As a normal person (i.e. never being a Holofag), I think you should be first in line to the guillotine

>>27605893
most cringe post itt
>captcha: YAMAMA

Will Kson force them to play Ark?

>>27605414
i'm literally in a long distance relationship with ironmouse

If people join Vshojo just to force other streamers to play games with them then I wanna join and force everyone to play some shitty game like Sonic Mania or something

>>27605907
Where’s the Nester one

>>27606102
She is already taken by me

>>27605850
cute

>>27605907
trash

>>27606102
>as a schizo

>>27605812
Based cunnyseur

>>27606299
Not sure... Here's Mester instead

>>27605777
She's just pretending and should get a dick to cure her like aethel did for nyan.

Can I schizopost about Mouse not streaming anymore yet

>>27606102
based

>>27606522
Soon. The Welshman cures all.

>>27606522
Not my problem that Nyan wasn't the real deal, now shoo nyangosling and go seethe somewhere else.

potential vei stream today

>>27605812
based

>>27606605
>reddit tourist telling regulars to leave, 2022
this thread is beyond salvation

>>27605931
I'm in love with a child and that child is in love with me

>>27606620
I fucking hope all the burgers die

>>27606522
>should get a dick to cure her
Yeah, mine

>>27606722
i respect it

>>27606620
amendment

>>27606522
yeah just like how she's just pretending that one side of her brain has low oxygen due to a birth defect giving her an excuse to pretend to her to be a little retarded
she's also obviously pretending to be mentally unstable
any VS girl who want to get near her has to have experience in dealing with weirdos no joke

>>27606837
dinner at 5:30pm

>>27606852
>spoiler
they already do anon, especially nyanners.

>>27606878
she just woke up. she has sodas schedule

Can the wife_dm poster come back instead of this nazu is my wife faggot.

>>27606968
>they already do anon, thanks to nyanners.
ftfy

>>27606620
>no one streams
>suddenly at least 3 vshojos will overlap each other

>>27607068
it's probably the same person.

>>27607068
You can go live in /lig/, he is there

>>27607068
just go to /lig/ he is there all the time

>>27607068
suffer. the idolfaggots will power gunrun's backpack factory.

>>27607094
>same person
I'm actually a newfriend

I am going to molest a Vtuber

SEAnigger here, they go live just as I am about to sleep when I wasted my entire afternoon doing nothing?

THESE WHORES

>>27607150
do idolniggers really think they're welcome here

pink rat WHERE

>>27607171
who?

>>27607211
No, I just do not care what you think, because I'm stronger than you and therefore this thread is mine now

>>27607353
pillow fucking club is the other way

>>27607353
>No, I just do not care what you think, because I'm mentally ill and therefore this thread is mine now
ftfy

>>27607211
Did lsfniggers ask if they where welcomed? No, okay now fuck off. At least my wife works here.

NERDY PRINCESS STREAM DOKOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GOING INSAINE
IM GOING TO WRITE AN E-MAIL
IM WRITING AN E-MAIL
RRRRRAAAAAUUGGHHHH

>>27607392
I will force you out, redditor

>>27607421
Can you beat my mental illness?
The answer is no.
My point remains the same, I am stronger than you. Get conquered and colonized.

>>27607437
>not a mentally ill idolfag = a redditor
you have to go outside

>>27607529
You first, so I can lock the door behindnyou. Reminder that you aren't welcome here btw

>>27607512
I can't wait for the the day keychan will get a bf and you will kys.

>>27607512
you'll give in to your mental illness eventually.

>>27607068
this one is on topic

>>27607586
Yeah, me

>>27607586
I'm already her bf and you are already dead

>>27607586
She's already in a relationship with me but okay.

>>27607586
what are you talking about?
I'm right her

>>27607646
>>27607649
>>27607677
>>27607695
It's worse than I thought...

>>27607633
I have gone further than most and touched upon the wellspring itself, my patience is measured in eternities

keychan has a cute cock

>>27607586
yes anon, with me

Key-chan bf are my favorite posters right now keep it up lads

>>27607646
>>27607649
>>27607677
>>27607695
>>27607731

I don't remember making these posts

>>27607707
It's all the same faggot that keeps shitting up the thread

>>27607586
>bf
me

>>27607760
Amnesia is contagious

>>27607718
I want to pound keychans bussy.

>>27607286
In the iPad.

>>27607512
utterly based, stay strong anon

>>27607762
I wish, I only got a single (You) there
Next time it will be all me

>>27607529
>/vt/anon
>mental stability
Choose one redditfag.

We did it bros.
Soon we all will have a girlfriend (Nazuna).

>>27607837
looks like keyfags are even worse then nyanfags with their mental illness

I realy hope the key girl announces she has a bf in her first stream or something, I don't care what but something to distance herself from these fans. The threads have been the best they've been the last 2 months ever since all the pillowfuckers fucked off to lig and now we got a big influx of retards who idolize the Japanese vtuber way due to her again. Why the fuck vsj decided to add her when they spent the last year fighting against what she is I don't know, unless her 180ing and denouncing vtuber culture and make it a big spectacle is the plan.

>>27607981
She's going to collab with Aethel on her first stream. He will save us.

>>27607981
Vshojo only cares about money like any other company if you haven't noticed yet.

>>27607981
>I realy hope the key girl announces she has a bf
we'll go public one day
but I prefer to keep my relationships private, no need to tell the whole world

>>27607981
Yeah, me

>>27607981
Remember when this thread was full of constant pink cat posting? Even when she was nowhere to be seen? Yeah we've got that back now, fun times

>>27607934
it's just more white-noise performative shitposting, of which we already had plenty
nothing really changes

>>27607981
>she has a bf
yeah, me

>>27607981
You have to remember Anon, we keyfags are all members of her twitcast and while she hasn't mentioned vsj yet she's told us her plans for the future. Get fucked faggot.

I want keychan to pound my bussy

>meta faggots or key-chan bf posters
Yeah I know where I'm putting my money, anons

>>27608240
most sane keyfag

>>27607981
>The threads have been the best they've been the last 2 months
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I want Key-chan to let me out of my chastity

Oh Ye Of So Little Faith In Parasocial Romance,
Be Not Afraid; Deliverance Is At Hand
Thine Heart Will Come To Love Her
Just As She Loves You

I hope all you retards who keep complaining about keyfags realize its not helping and most of the people posting are just shitposting at this point to piss off retards like you

>>27607981
>The threads have been the best they've been the last 2 months
lol
lmao
what part of that you liked? hecking caterinoposting, constant veisperging, nyangoslings, counting days of no pink cat streams?
i know the thread is not in the best state right now, but cmon.

>>27607981
>The threads have been the best they've been the last 2 months ever since all the pillowfuckers fucked off
TICK TOCK LSFNIGGER

Saving my virginity for Key-chan!

>>27608352
She can love my nuts.

>>27608359
> counting days of no pink cat streams
Unironically that was kino posting

Areeeeeeee the pillowfuckers are disrupting my safe space and I'm mega triggered!!!

>>27608357
I hope they kill themselves, unironically.

>>27604976
VShojo are truly the most opressed vtubers. Bottom text.

God I love it when the whole thread dunks on these hallway monitor fags

>>27608436
I guess we better head back to r/LivestreamFail...

>>27605810
what the fuck

>>27607171
I thought you already did that Kson?

>>27608478
same

Imagine seething about the fact that Keychan is my girlfriend
Sad!

>>27607981
>The threads have been the best they've been the last 2 months
newfag kys

>>27607718
keychan has a *huge cock

>>27607171

>>27608392
nobody loves those

I want keychan to violate my keyhole with her huge cock-key

>>27608631
Sorry bro but shes my wife

Asking for new chuubas was a massive monkey's paw. Now we can't talk about Taiwan, the threads are more insufferable, and any hope of cross-org collabs are out the window.

>>27607981
>vsj decided to add her when they spent the last year fighting against what she is
touch grass

>>27607981
this is good bait honestly

I wub u Kson

>>27608751
You'll suffer my dick in your ass zhang faggot

>>27608751
It might be time to let this thread finally die.

>>27608809
meds

>>27608751
>can't talk about Taiwan
we can
>the threads are more insufferable
always has been
>any hope of cross-org collabs are out the window
SOTD with NijiEN member literally tomorrow, retard
Nothing is changed.

>>27608816
I'll remake it for me and my keybros and everybody else will be invited but you

>>27608751
>Now we can't talk about Taiwan
Now we can talk about Taiwan retard, how could we not when China has basically blacklisted us?

>>27608816
The thread isn't even that bad. There's maybe one anon who's serious about the keychan shit and the rest are shitposting because it makes faggots like you mad

>>27608885
Taiwan is a country

>>27608953
not shit its all trolling, i am her only boyfriend

>>27608968
Tibet is not china.

Keybros... what if we just share Key-chan

>>27609044
Hong Kong is an independent city state.

>>27608953
>There's maybe one anon who's serious
There are at least 3 I've memorized their posting styles and maybe 4 if the recent convert is honest in his intentions(and he seems to be)

>>27609061
I'm poly so thats fine with me

>>27608751
Go away, chinaman.

>>27609061
I have a cuckolding fetish so fine by me

>>27609088
holy anon take your meds

When did Snuffy changed her time per sub thingy? I remember it being 30 per sub, now its 60?

>>27609061
>we
There is no we, I am the wgregore, you are the egregore, we are the egregore because I am the egregore

>>27609061
She's got enough cock for everyone.

>>27609119
medicate immediately

>>27609088
Keychanspergsperg.

>>27608751
>the threads are more insufferable
For LSFniggers. That's a good thing.

>>27609061
you'll have to settle with just watching her stream anon
and afterwards she and I will go wine tasting

>>27608816
Yes anon, it's time to to. No more fun times here.

>>27609131
I WILL NOT TAKE MEDS
YOUBTHINK I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID I CHANGED MY TWITTER NOTIFICATION NOISE TO A CAR ALARM?
NO
I WASN'T FUCKING JOKINEVERYBTIME SHE TWEETS A CAR ALARM BLARES IN THIS HOUSE
FUCK YOU I'M NOT SHITPOSTING I'VE LITERALLY SHARED IT WITH ANOTHER ANON AFTER HE ASKED FOR IT TOO

>>27609188
These past few threads have been the most entertaining in months keep it up keybros

so who do you think will stream first on debut day kson or key-chan.

>>27609188
Says the LSFnigger

>>27609283
There's good arguments for both so I will refrain from guessing here

>>27609147
>now its 60
interesting, is she getting less subs than she expected? last I checked she was at 10k. I hope the girls join her subathon now that AX is done

>>27609147
she bumped it up to 60 per second on the 4th as a holiday special plus the fact that the stream kept cutting out overnight but kept it afterwards

>>27609283
nazutan(kson will be in chat and in her discord)

>>27609283
I'm going to guess Kson will, then raid into Nazuna. Both will take place on Twitch so the current girls can raid into Kson or all into Nazuna for maximum exposure.

>>27609297
(???)

>>27609407
that's a point, do you think kson will migrate fully to twitch? she's mostly youtube right now iirc

>>27609555
She literally answered this saying no

>>27609440
Zen playing The Quarry today. Still havent seen anybody play it in full but from what I paid attention to on Snuffy's stream yesterday god the game seems like shit. Zen will absolutely get bored and frustrated with the pants-on-head retarded bullshit all the characters constantly do.

>>27609555
she said youtube is still primary and she'll use twitch for english streams

>>27609555
No, both will remain on Youtube for the bulk of their streams. Twitch streams will be for EN audiences and maybe some collabs. This will just be utilized to try and create overlap between the girls and their established audiences.

>>27609360
She's had solid support from a few oilers, but i dont think her broader fanbase has the money to throw at it otherwise. None of her guests so far are really able to hype up her chat into donating, most of them are too low energy to do so

>>27609599
Didnt mean to reply but enjoy your free (You)s >>27609440

IMPORTANT NEWS
https://twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1543514000880996352

>>27607211
Why wouldn't they be welcome here? Kson and Nazuna are full members. Their fans have the same right to be here as everyone else. The thread feels fresh again and I like that.

>>27609555
she already said she's not
she did say she'll try to stream a little more on twitch for the EOP viewers(they're missing out on youtube kino tho)

>>27609599
>Zen will absolutely get bored
so, like any other game that is not multiplayer?

>>27609658
Highly unimportant news.

>>27609658
BASED

>>27609555
Maybe they will slowly migrate to twitch? maybe vshojo has some deal with twitch to try to get more jp audience

>>27609599
It's a pretty accurate reproduction of a movie horror plot, like Until Dawn. Meaning the cast is filled with annoying faggots and everyone does retarded shit so the plot can happen.

>>27609667
i hope our new friends understand that nyanners abandoned her cats.

>>27607211
it's even more audacious for niggers who hate vtuber culture to come here, to the vtuber board.

>>27609765
vei is also a full member

>>27609757
is that actually real? i already dropped her with the bf reveal but I want to believe that this is just played up for drama. right?

>>27609757
I hope so too, catposter.

>>27609737
does twitch even have any vtubers or streamers in general? I've only seen koreans

>>27609737
Why would they do that when pretty much every jap is on YT and Vshojo has no strong ties to Twitch beyond Gunrun's living in Twitch HQ's walls?

>>27609812
yes, and? don't tell me you misinterpreted veis word like all the antis did anonchama

>>27609819
Aethel is allergic to cats, so during the move, she rehomed them with her mother until 'a different solution is available'. There will never be a solution.

>>27609757
do foreign chuubas really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWA-KBekx1g

>>27609819
Aethel is allergic so the cats live with Nyan's mom now.

>>27609819
it's true, she ditched them to move in with the guy she's been edating for 3 months

Why the fuck do people act like this is the first time nyan abandoned a pet

>>27609819
Anon...

>>27609743
Yeah but somehow the characters act even less human than horror movie characters. They're retarded AND emotionally stunted. Characters die and its the narrative impact of a wet fart. Cant even make it a good slasher if the characters dont react to werewolves falling on top of them.

Vei gonna be using her bimbo color scheme if she stream today

>>27609874
this has to be bait

Will Key-chan have any merch that won't get me kicked out of my parents' house?

>>27609890
>for now
nice cope, she will never pick them up again

vei live

I actually enjoy the keyposters a lot. It's fun.

This fat fuck lives with Nazutan and licks her after every bath, say something nice about him

Queen veibay live

Second best VShojo after Mowtendoo live https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

>>27610018
rounded tip vibrating light stick(for cheering her on) soon!

cunt live

don't forget that nyanners threw her anime figures away, so she can have a "fresh start"

>>27610018
Depends on your parents. The Kson+Nazuna poster they're already selling shows loli midriff but is pretty harmless overall. Her other merch probably won't be safer than that.

>>27610066
Same here bro

>>27610018
They're going to sell replica keys based on the one she carries in her model. Whoever gets them the furthest up their ass gets to spend a night with Nazuna for real.

>>27610069
Cute. Also why do all crazy women have cats?

>>27609658
banger tweet

>>27610121
she threw almost everything away for a guy she barely knew for 3 months.

>>27610178
it's a good thing i've had plenty of time to practice

>>27610209
No more pink haired girl shelf.

>>27610178
Replica keys would actually be a cool merch item.

>>27610081
idk dude
1. Kson Souchou
2. nazuna
3. ironmouse
4.???
5.zen
6nyaners
vei

>>27610069
Does nazu actually love her cat or does she "love" her cat like nyanners did?

The only thing I use vei for recently is masterbation material so please post some good pics of her tan form

>>27610197
Women, and specially japanese women, really like cats for some reason. Maybe because they are like babies except they die of old age when they turn 18 instead of turning into dissapointing faggots.

Vei cute
Mel cute

>>27610292
everyone likes cats
I don't know why people in this board like attributing everything to w*men

>>27610242
Nyan will always be 1st

>>27610250
She has a mental illness, so she loves them as dearly as she loves chat. She will also kill them if they brush against anyone elses legs, and cry while doing it.

>>27610385
Only women and fags like cats.

This is how I feel when schizos tell me to leave because they are intimidated by my love
https://files.catbox.moe/ga0w5j.webm

>>27610404
Nyan will never be 1st

Vei spent some time in the bimboification ray

Wtf super saiyn vei

>>27610385
>everyone but nyanners likes cats
ftfy

>>27610435
Is that why you love them so much?

veiblonde

>>27610503
Yes.

>>27610489
lmao the green eyes totally fit for that

Zen live

>>27610250
She said she isn't scared to die because she'll be able to meet her other cat again
:( my wife is a pure sweetheart please don't hurt her

>When she sees your penis

>>27610454
Stay, mikefag. Your oshi is cute and your posts are funny. You guys are a good counterbalance to the LSF fags that came with soda.

>>27610595
that' looks terrible, what is she doing?

>>27610557
few people will ever really feel love she's one of them

BLONDE VEI IS SLUTTIER!!!!!!! MY DESIRE TO HATE BREED HER HAS ONLY GROWN!!!!

>>27610595
>When she pulls out her own cock

>>27610454
Based mikefag dont feel intimidated by the retards here

>>27610066
I think the keyfagspergs are also shitposting, its just fun

>>27610687
Good lord blond hair, tanned, green eyed vei is making my cock explode holy fuck

New art by KuroiEnpitsu

>>27610492
>>27610250
STOP

How far away is Nazuna from being a Haachama-tier ESL? That's cuter than being actually fluent

>>27610454
chuuni cat

the shade of yellow used on the hair looks pretty bad desu
at least the tanlines are mega sex still

>>27610712
Most of them are and its genuinely pretty funny especially seeing the retards taking it seriously

>>27610804
I don't mind it myself but yeah it is a pretty unnaturally bright color. Closer to full on gold than a regular blonde.

so that quin jackass is griping about vei having a tit mousepad? and has one. last time i checked those things arent given away for free. so he hated it so much he bought one? i dont know who needs to have a beating more, him or his momma for hang such piss poor aim with the coat hanger.

>>27610804
looks like schoolbus yellow, you don't like?

>>27610777
Haachama spent some time in Australia, Nazuna has a lot to catch up

>>27610837
If her skin was darker it would probably work a bit better. Don't hate it though I like the change.

>>27610659
That's one of the reasons I love her so much...She's precious to me and as long as she's around and with me the world is a place worth being around for...I love her so much AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH なずなたん好き好き好き好き好き
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>>27610838
He is an irrelevant incel, anything he says isn't worth giving a shit about.

>>27610777
I'm not one of her old fans so I might be wrong, but I think Nazuna only speaks very very basic english. Maybe she'll learn a bit more now, but it's more likely that she'll focus entirely on the JP side and Kson will act as a bridge to the EN side.

Fuck Vei's stream is getting me too horny. I need to beat off first before watching.

MY DICK

>Vei wants to be able to lift soda and put him in his place
She's going to rape him as soon as they meet irl

>>27610767
Now it just has to be animated for Overkill

>tfw vei will never deadlift you
Bros i cant keep going like this...

>>27610712
I am a keyfag and we are essentially immune to most things now, especially after the big yab in February when our /jp/ thread was being raided with schizos, wojack posters and larpers, this is nothing and all of us have access to her members twitcast so we know what she'll do in the future, she hasn't mentioned Vshojo yet of course but she won't stop being my girlfriend anytime soon. We are just shitposting because fags think they know her better than us and it's fun to see them seethe. If they would just stop with the anti key posts we would stop as well.

>>27611008
If she's actually your girlfriend then how big is her cock

Snuffers is awake for anyone here who cares

>>27610981
he is a lucky man

>>27611072
How long did she sleep?

>>27610981
and we all thought soda was going to keep her from streaming. he will stream 24/7 or face her wrath while she sits on her ass and eats bon bons

>>27610922
I came files.catbox.moe/uh73bz.jpg and files.catbox.moe/cnlrgu.jpg and called it a day

>>27611149
That was fucking fast

>>27604478
I need Vei card for koikatsu right now

>>27611056
It's the key Anon, that's her cock and it's detachable so I can both enjoy being inside her and enjoy her inside me.

>>27611008
Would add that assuming us shitposting=we're not serious is probably not a good idea
we're shitposting because we're self-aware, but choose to feel the way we do about her in spite of that.
Make no mistake though, she IS my girlfriend, no matter how much I might shitpost about it

>vei goes live after forever
>immediately hear Chris Chan music
This is why she's the worst Vshojo

Post snuffy's selfie

>>27611149
*to

>>27611108
About 10 hours

>>27610921
She knows next to know English but is trying very hard. She's catering hard to kaigais, joining vshojo is part of that.

>>27611231
It's Sonic music anon. Also she was live just on Sunday

>>27609875
she could just dump aethel, very simple solution

>>27611311
IM GOING TO SEX YHIS RACCOON

>>27611227
Most of us know that a large part of Mike's fanbase is parasocial and I assume most of us are okay with it. There'll always be a few shitposters, but in the end we're all deep enough in this rabbit hole to be here. None of us are perfectly normal members of society.

>>27611311
Battle of the beach outfits.

>>27611315
It's Chris Chan autism music you dogfucking faggot

MY WIFE DOES NOT HAVE A COCK IVE HAD IT WITH YOU COCKSLUTS AND YOUR ADDICTION FOR THE LAST TIME SHE HAS NO GIRTH TO SPEAK OF NO CUM TO SHOOT NO BALLS TO FONDLE SHE IS A GIRL A WOMAN DICK EXISTENCE IS NULL ZERO NAY STOP WITH YOUR COCKFILLED DESIRES SHE DOES NOT

>>27611322
This is a boyfriend friendly org.

>>27611381
I love Snuffy but Vei automatically wins because she has huge tits

>>27611188
Smart!

>>27611311
Looks like she's a 3rd of the way through a doujin corruption arc.

>>27611413
We like girls with dicks here. Froot is a confirmed futa.

>>27611413
She's gonna put her fat girthy key right up your ass.

>>27611460
I prefer huge tits as well anon but i love snuffy so much she beats out huge tits for me

>>27610557
omg. fuck it I'm going gosling again aaaAAAAA

>>27611413
Don't worry we have the tech to get her a dick

>>27611478
Fuck thats a hot way to think about this model in going to keep this in mind

>>27611364
You know what they say about assumptions.

>>27611460
Snuffy has huge clappable tits IRL.

>>27611413
shan't

>>27611425
So when are either of the bf-having girls bringing their bf on their main channel stream?

>>27611460
Would you believe me if I had the exact opposite sentiment unironically?
Love vein but I crave those itty bitty racoon titties

Aethel, have you ever been to Norway? Its a beautiful place. You should check it out. Take the pink cat with you

I lost

>>27611610
hope you're not talking about the tranny meat tube

>>27611725
Any day now. Both fanbases are very much aware of the situation so neither will be surprised when it does happen.

>>27611734
I personally love giant tits but I have nothing against those who prefer smaller breasts
we can simply agree to disagree

>>27611364
pretty much this
there's pretty much nothing wrong with just being parasocial. love is a beautiful thing.

>>27611788
Impossible to be attracted to some whore who consumes any S*nic garbage, it'd be like calling yourself a pedophile

>>27611855
Mikey will kill himself or learn japanese and become a keyfag

WHOOOOREEEE

>>27611413
Keychan has a very cute dick and theres nothing you can do about it.

>>27611880
Youre just as autistic as sonic fags shit the fuck up no one cares

>>27611888
Mikey is also aware of Soda.

>>27611855
>t-two more weeks

>>27611945
Nobody is autistic as S*niczoophiles

>>27611893
wow she is literally me

>>27612032
You are

>>27611966
Mikey sperged out about soda and then proceeded to act like he doesn't exist and simp for Vei like usual. If soda shows up on her stream he won't be able to keep up the delusion any longer.

Short hair look is getting some improvements. If you want the full image the URL's in it and stuff

>>27612176
Which will be good for him. He can't keep running away from reality.

>>27611893
is it me or she is wearing 2 left foot sandals?

sniffy love

>>27612246
He will just run away to one of his other 20 waifus. Motherfucker took the /lig/ pill and now he is everywhere.

>>27612249
Nah, her left foot is just pointed inward more. A terrible result of all the knock-kneed models.

Nice

>>27612296
NICE BULDGE

>>27612249
Kind of looks that way, but I think that's just the way they were designed and one foot is turned more in.

This summer Vei can stand to be just a tad darker.

>>27612404
Nice

>>27612171
Projecting

>>27612362
This fucking whore

>>27612328
I don't like the left look, the old one was better

>>27612733
Retard-kun....

>>27612328
left one really is a huge improvement
I wish she'd use the short hair without cat ears more often though

>>27612900
Die S*nicnigger

>>27612296
>bulge
You motherfuckers better not do this to my wife

Holy shit, I just realized...now that she has the option of Twitch...
Nazutan...swimsuit model...???

>>27613067
She will do it herself

>>27613029
Your unnecessary aggression and hatred of sonicfags is pretty autistic anon youre not much better

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1544726803972968449?s=20&t=ZiyUq6arALu07eHwzEzXzw

this is pretty cool

>>27613067
the one who already regularly streams with a femboy model?

>>27613166
Youtube doesn't allow swimsuits? That's fucking gay

>>27613067
Sorry bro but my lesbian wife has a cute bulge and you will accept it

>>27613209
>unnecessary

I want keychan to murder me

>>27613273
What the fuck

>>27613273
Damn, got a Shindo L art piece. Connections to TT already coming into play. Kadokawa, here we come.

>>27613305
Hololive summer was canceled indefinitely right before 3rd gen could get swimsuits...

>>27613436
But why?

>>27613273
All I can think about is a 2d melody shindoL model now.

>>27613273
Wtf I thought he retired

>>27613273
damn, thats crazy. he's a legend

https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1544605488041451521

>>27613530
Susan

Vei just broke up with Soda live on stream. It's a joke but spergs are going to take it seriously

Mouse just posted on tiktok

>>27613767
she makes this joke almost every stream

>>27613822
>using the chink app
Mouse hates the new members

>>27613767
>Vei just broke up with Soda live on stream
were holokeks right? is key-chan going to unwhore vshojo?

>>27613551
stop i can only get so erect........until i think of a 3d model based on the 2d one.

Since when did she have these gay ass badges

>>27613822
pretty sure mouse doesnt run the account

>>27613767
>>27613958
I wish

Imagine having sex with Vei only once per year so you can take her virginity over and over again

if it makes it that far, snuffy's subathon will probably end on the 8th because of a planned outage in her apartment complex and because shes clearly completed drained from the whole thing

>>27614039
Since the redebut

>>27614039
since like a year ago

I got curious
https://i.imgur.com/iSHuLvE.jpeg

>>27613958
>leaving monogamous relationship
>no longer a whore

>>27614314

>>27614584
How terrible.

>>27614596
>your brain on chuubas

>>27614584
They're never attractive; the women who do things like this. Is there a correlation? Perhaps.

>>27614836
the left one is alright

>>27614314
meds. just because once you take her virginity once, you can't take it again. plus random meat chunks fall off her cunt. Imagine fucking her, then you see your dick covered with what it looks like fresh ground beef.

>>27614975
Hot

veibae's sunshades are too small...

Just realized Vshojo has the Sega logo on their site. Maybe the Vshojospergs were right.

>>27614975
meat falls out of all women anon

>>27613663
He was at AX this year. IIRC he was already a fan of Melody so she also probably got to meet him in person. I imagine she's over the moon about this since she's also a fan of his works too.

Based, get fit and get sexy