/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27573546
>Mori paid 80% tax because of something she heard before finally talking to a ln accountant recently

>>27573546
>Gura knocking herself out with her own knee
Did this happen on stream or did she only mention it as a past event?

>>27573734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r8Z6Janr_4
It was a story she told.

>Ame eating pizza off the floor
What are you just gonna waste some good pizza? I'd eat it too

>>27573650
did she actually talk to an accountant?

>>27574075
That wasn't just floor pizza, that was public bathroom floor pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqJyg0EuPg

>>27573546
Didn't Ame believe that condensation was caused by liquids phasing through the container's surface?

>>27573546
>That fucking chess game between Ame and Kiara
holy shit I forgot about this

>>27573546
the Subaru self-doxx has got to be up there

>>27576651
>EN
If there was a list of low IQ 4chan posters, you'd be right at the top.

>>27576686
Subaru is an EN chuuba, haven't you seen her chatting streams?

>Gura not knowing what 2x2 is when planting trees in minecraft
Her early minecraft streams have a lot of "holy shit are you literally retarded?" material. It was cute and hilarious tho' but backseaters went crazy kek.

>>27573546
>Irys dying to fall damage and hunger an absurd number of times while learning Minecraft

>>27573546
>Mori mentioning Shrek 100 times in one stream

>>27577525
dont forget adam sandler

>Mori taking a shit with the door open and her mic unmuted

Excuse me?

>>27577806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzukVcF4Tfw

>>27574131
Yeah, she talks to a professional after returning to America for a bit

>>27573546
somehow op forgot to mention
>one to five

>kiara doxxing herself to an immigration and customs officer bc she was acting sus and autistic

>>27573546
>>Mori taking a shit with the door open and her mic unmuted
...Sauce?

>>27580019
>>27577997

>>27573546
Nothing will beat the coins incident. I had to replay her story 5 times because I couldn't believe my fucking ears.

>>27577044
I'm pretty sure Gura is genuinely mildly autistic. She talked about it once and it explains a lot.

She's actually doing pretty well for herself if it's true, I've seen so many worse autists.

Kiara saying anything.

The first things that come to my mind are Gura not knowing Roman numerals to *any* degree and asking what a dependent is.

>>27580155
What coins incident?

>>27576651
Qrd on that one? I knew she did it but never found out how.

>>27573546
>Mori not knowing about tax treaties and paying 80% in income tax
>Mori fiddling with the mouse sensitivity slider in a game instead of adjusting the brightness like she intended, then just giving up
>Mori not knowing what lean is but using the word anyway
>Mori taking a shit with the door open and her mic unmuted
>Mori playing the kazoo for a guy who died
Almost as if she is an alcoholic and it is destroying her brain.

>Mori pepper spraying herself

>>27578019
The way I understood I was she never paid 80%. She just didn't know how much she paid and took someone's word that she pays 80% from someone in her "professional sphere" until she actually asked her accountant after getting 1000s of messages talking about it.

>>27580155
I thought it was exaggerated until we had 3 different people involved tell the same story.

>>27580908
mori definitely knew what lean was
>Mori fiddling with the mouse sensitivity slider in a game instead of adjusting the brightness like she intended, then just giving up
link? this sounds hilarious. You forgot to mention how she routinely has audio problems and spergs out whenever a well meaning chat member brings attention to it

What is this about coins?

>>27573546
Based Bae understanding NSA surveillance.

Gura is dumb, and autistic as fuck. But I'm convinced Mori is genuinely retarded.

>>27582146
Kiara didn't know American coins so she asked both Gura and Fauna. Both of them somehow couldn't recognize American coins and the cashier had to help them.

There are people on this board that are so new, that they dont even know about the brap queen incident. Holy fucking shit.

Didn't Kiara drop out of high school or something?

Didn't IRys say something like 'how did people cook without microwaves, did they just eat food cold?'

>>27582490
yes, and mori graduated from college. However Kiara has the mental capacity to speak multiple languages fluently whereas mori...

>>27582278
>he doesn't know about Five Eyes

>>27577296
I just chalk that up to her never having played a "survival" game or a game with fall damage before.

>>27582315
>the cashier had to help them.
where the hell did they find a cashier who speaks english?

>>27580155
The story is funny as fuck, but it also genuinely made me think less of them. I don't expect them to be geniuses, but at least have enough discipline to pay attention to basic stuff in school.

>>27582729
college in america for most people is equivalent to like early high school in germany so it makes sense
for instance in american unis they even have to teach "college algebra" which is literally algebra 2 which shouldve been learned by like sophomore year hs at most, whereas european unis basically expect that everyone knows at least calculus or even multivariable calculus
and dont even get me started with humanities education
like im certain kiara has read a decent amount of classical literature in school, far more than even most college educated americans

>>27583348
It's dumb desu. Idk of any other country that gives names to their coins other than their value.

>>27573546
>Mori playing the kazoo for a guy who died
I was expecting
>Mori not knowing how a Kazoo works and buying replacement ones until chat tells her how to use a kazoo

Mori hiding from the cops at her door after losing her ID card
Still a mystery why the cops were at her door though

>>27583348
>genuinely made me think less of them
this lol
i thought fauna was at least one of the smarter ones of the group even if shes still a midwit, but damn, holy shit

>>27577997
i’m fucking dying laughing but i am also thoroughly disgusted

most of that stuff could just be made up stories and others are just girls being shit with computers/games

>>27573546
I'm sure you could find a few going through Council's jackbox streams. I do remember that during Mumei's quiz game, Sana guessed The Odyssey was written by Shakespeare.

>>27583466
The names are irrelevant, they didn't know the values. They weren't sure if there was a $0.50 coin. It's also one of those things your parents/teachers warn you about when they teach it to you. The cashier who doesn't know how to count money is a common horror story.

>>27577784
I can't believe I say this but Adam Sandler is based for just having a base sense of patriotism. Got fucking tired of woke celebrities trying to cancel 4th of July.

>>27573546
“Leave a little bit of your credit card debt unpaid each month so it helps you build credit” -Amelia Watson 2020

>>27584548
i think kiara mentioned she actually followed this retarded advice at some point and destroyed her credit score lmao

>>27584548
I hear that one so often I swear it was spread by credit card companies themselves. Now if you have self control, you should never close an unused credit card since that will hurt your credit score since total available credit is one of the things they take in account. I think the only credit balance that is considered "good" is a home mortgage.

>>27585198
Incredible. The thing that made my skin crawl at the time was that she said it with such confidence that it could have only come from someone who had been using that ridiculous advice for years.

>>27585198
She doesn't even have a credit card, the fuck are you talking about?

>>27583562
The /morig/ rrat at the time was that the cops were making the rounds to make a public service announcement that there was some gaijin woman abducting and molesting little schoolboys in the area under the guise of "teaching them English".

>>27577997
Every time I watch this video it gets better and better

>>27574870
qrd?

>>27584548
Did she just mean only pay whats due instead of the entire thing all at once?

>>27582668
>Didn't IRys say something like 'how did people cook without microwaves, did they just eat food cold?'
She said something tarded yesterday too but I forget what.

>>27584220
If you're with your oshi, you might as well sink to her level and produce kino content

Girls are the best when they're almost retarded

>>27583464
Literally only retards learn college algebra, I started out at calc 2, just because you went into liberal arts doesn't mean American stem like ivy league isn't the best education you could ever have there is a reason Chinese people come here instead of autistic germany.

>>27583562
Weren't the cops there to return her ID?

>>27589799
No, the ID ended up just getting caught up in her jacket when she took it off. It's still a mystery on why the cops showed up. I saw someone say they sometimes check up on people there on work visas.

What's the Nene master post?

>>27589466
calc 2 is tought in grade 11. But sure buddy having 4 good colleges in a country of 300m people means everyone is smart and educated

>Mori not knowing what lean is but using the word anyway
DYRBI

>>27591758
The US IS best at most things, just so few people have access to it it may as well not exist for the vast vast majority.

>>27589466
and most college students are fucking retards, my point was that college algebra shouldnt exist in the first place
ofc the top american schools are the best in the world for stem (and the M part of stem is debateable on this point), but very few americans actually go to those, anything below elite schools are easily matched or outmatched by european schools
and for humanities, forget it; the average or below average euro schools outcompete even ivys in rigor
but yeah, vast majority of college students only enter college bc they didnt know whta to do after hs, for them its hs 2.0

my point is, the average german is far better educated than the average american

(for the record i took calc 2 and linear algebra in hs, i win)

>>27580678
During the offcollab period where the girls were hanging out irl Kiara was trying to use change for something and asked the Americans which ones were worth what and basically none of the ones present had a functional understanding of their own currency. They coule not identify some of the coins visually and were unsure if the 50c coin existed or not.

>>27583464
She went to SCAD. It’s an art school in Savannah GA. Good school for art and nothing else

>>27592934
>She
Kiara? She went to college in Murica?

>>27591749
SUPERNENECHI
Highest known tier: Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI
>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored 3 on Choco's academic test
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room
>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping her ass then burying her in a wall of dirt
>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates
>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato

>>27584220
>The names are irrelevant, they didn't know the values.
Why do Americans write the value of their paper money all over it in giant letters, but do not put a coin's value on it?

>>27589466
>there is a reason Chinese people come here instead of autistic germany.
1) chinese students descend on german colleges like a swarm of locusts too
2) the main reasons are connections, learning english, and the prestige status
The rich chinese students going to foreign unis usually come from rich families who will set them up with a good job no matter what. The college education is just something to look good and give them what they really need (contacts & language) that they can't just get at home.

>>27592875
>unsure if the 50c coin existed or not
Not that it makes the rest of the incident any less bizarre, but 50 cent coins are pretty much the rarest American coin you'll run into, rarer than $1 coins or $2 bills. I think I've seen less than ten in my whole life.

>>27592972
No Mori. I dunno crap about Kiara. Many people I know went to SCAD

>>27573546
>>IRyS doxxing Jenma
wat
>>27579919
He was literally a KFP employee having a giggle.
>>27576651
>>27580780
That's barely a self-doxx. Subaru said that she membered to another holomem using her alt account last stream and someone has combed through all the new members and found her RM youtube account and connected the dots, which led to her dox.

>>27582146
Gura said the line "salty milk and coins" presumably without knowing what it means.

>>27593054
If you want a serious reply, some of the coins do have their values written on them, but paper money is the same size/ shape/ color (not really anymore), while coins are all different diameters, thicknesses, edge profile (smooth vs ridged), and color, so you can instantly tell them apart once you know the system.

>>27593248
Thank you for the reply, I'm just used to Euro coins which are more clearly marked. You'd think the American system would be enough, but as this incident shows learning the system might not be a guarantee going forward with coins becoming less relevant.

>>27573546
>Mori taking a shit with the door open and her mic unmuted
This did not happen.

>>27593426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzukVcF4Tfw

>>27593361
tiny silver coin = dime, 10 cents
tiny copper coin = penny, 1 cent
big silver coin = nickel, 5 cents
bigger silver coin = quarter, 25 cents
it's not hard these girls are just retarded

>>27593459

>>27593459
That could literally be stock audio from any generic person flushing a toilet.

>>27593767
It could, if you didn't watch the original stream. The brap was loud enough to be audible and became a meme for many months, which you would know if you weren't new.

>>27593767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uunytDmnJg
1:09:30

>>27593461
Nickle being bigger than dimes and pennies is kind of retarded, wonder why it ended up like that.

>>27593461
wait, US coins don't have numbers on them?

>>27593862
IIRC it had to do with the metal it was made of
Dimes and quarters used to actually be made out of a silver alloy, and were 10% and 25%, respectively, the mass of the silver dollar
In contrast, pennies and nickels are primarily made from copper and nickel (with pennies originally being 100% copper)

>>27593052
That's my wife

>>27587860
they didn't know the rules and made a ton of terrible moves, resulting in a game that many chess players said was physically painful to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPmrXkUcUOA

>>27581785
I think it was the night delivery stream

>>27593052
I couldn't believe that she mistook crap_gay for the real Ame, but knowing everything else that she's done... Sasuga, Super Nenechi.

Actually surprised at the amount of newfags who doubt Mori's fart yab. Why do you think they are called deadbraps?

>>27594197
It is like toddlers who learned chess recently playing it.

>>27579919
the most unsurprising dox in the world. everyone and anyone knows who kiara is.

>>27574399
based insane brit

Out of myth, I think only Ina is unequivocally smart
For council, Kronii maybe
Hmm, something about those koreans

>>27584548
uber based. love my retard oshi

>>27580678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICFaLEs5kys&ab_channel=Clozt

>>27593052
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
This is just too cute
I love nene.

>>27573546
>>IRyS doxxing Jenma
QRD?

How do vtuber companies find these retards in the first place?

>>27596313
Gonna let you in on a secret: They're called "women" and make up roughly 51% of the population.
Scary, isn't it?

>>27596481
tbf the other 49% is nearly as dumb

>>27573546
Why are women so fucking stupid?

>>27573546
>Gura and Kiara: 1 2 6
https://youtu.be/eN4dDc-EvFY

>>27588200
IRyS is good for roughly one completely retarded statement per stream. It's part of her charm. >>27593197
It wasn't really a dox. She was talking about the Dokomi meetups and said that she would look behind the person she was talking to and Jenma would be trying to hurry her along, so the 30ish people who got to do the Dokomi meetups learned that the staff member in the room with them was Jenma, like a week after the fact.

>>27597800
I love her, she's legally dumb, but in a cute way.

>>27573546
>Mori not knowing how to use a kazoo, ordering 3 kazoos thinking all are broken until chat told her how to use them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE_slQKpGlQ
>Mori failing to connect her speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_IdWugTBa4
>Mori failing elementary level maths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASPlWeoPRH4
>Mori trying to adjust game brightness, adjusting mouse sensitivity instead and wondering why it doesn't work at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm5hiwgutYc
>Mori pepper spraying herself and her mom due to wanting to test it in the sink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcV3REXUcSI

there's more but those are all bits off the top of my head

>>27596627
So they had to marry if they want to survive... But society is coddling them too much now.

>>27577525
Nah that's not low IQ that's just autism
Doesn't mean Mori isn't low IQ though

>>27582838
America

>>27593052
She is a literal God wtf

>>27583550
Every time I remember this clip, I wonder how the fuck she didn't think to hum into the kazoo. How are you supposed to get precise notes by just blowing? I have never seen anyone not know how to use a kazoo until I saw her.

>>27600608
I didn't know, but I've used Kazoos in the past... maybe I just did it instinctively or something.

>>27577296
Also IRyS thinking she was on the EN server even though Polka was there.

>>27600608
You'd be surprised

>>27600861
Well it certainly surprised me at the time. But since Mori was my favorite for the first few months, I quickly got used to her stupidity.
Although she still managed to shock me a few times

During Mori's tea party with Fauna and Sana, she confidently states that apples aren't plants. This leads to her asking if fruits and vegetables are plants when Fauna and Sana try gently correcting her without calling her a retard

>>27601456
fauna must have been cringing out of her mind

>Most involve Mori
Deadbeats, your oshi is retarded and needs constant supervision.
But good on ya for loving her.

>>27596481
Unbelievable that these things vote!

>>27573546
>Mori taking a shit with the door open and her mic unmuted
Except this didn't fucking happen retard. The clip is edited and fake. Literally didn't even happen. Kill yourself.

>>27601456
Apples aren't plants

>>27601819
I find retards entertaining, atleast when I don't have to interact with them

>>27602587
I don't know why you have to cope so hard, it's not a horrible thing just a stupid fuck up.

>>27573546
gura r-word

>>27603181
you're allowed to say it anon, nobody is gonna tell your mom

>>27603666
Rigger

>>27603889
gura rape

>>27603889

>>27603907
What about grapes?

>>27580908
>Mori fiddling with the mouse sensitivity slider in a game instead of adjusting the brightness like she intended, then just giving up
I remember this but forgot which stream. That was the first time I legit wondered if these girls had actual mental disabilities. And shes supposed to be a teacher to boot.

>>27596060
nigga it says the value on the fucking coin
how the fuck do these two cunts not know?
look i'm a millennial and dislike carrying more than 200 dollars in cash and hate dealing with coins, but how the fuck do you not know your own currency? what the fuck

>>27593231
She also learned the hard way why she should read supas before saying them out loud after that one sent by "Mike Honey."

>>27583568
these people are millionaires. fucking millionaires. let that sink in.

>>27600370
we still have cashiers that speak english?

>>27585295
Literally the actual advice is to always USE a credit card a little, like for small purchases of food or minor things, and always pay it off reliably to build credit. Retards hear this and can't understand it so they fuck it up.
>>27583348
>>27592875
Jesus fucking Christ these people are embarrassing... I would genuinely pretend I didn't know those people if I was their coworker and saw them irl

>>27573546
Gura pretends to be retarded most of the time so I can't take any of her "genuine" retardedness seriously. So I always assume she is just pretending, even if she is not.

>>27577806
That was gwyn not mori

>>27584224
Why do conservatives always have to have to inject their massive sense of victimhood into everything? I get it's the fascist playbook that conservatives to portray their enemies as as simultaneously both weak and strong, but come the fuck on.

>>27582322
You're going to post this again next month, and the next month, every month until you realize that this is normal and that nobody gives a fuck anymore

>>27593052
I have a hard time believing half of these

>>27577997
quit unlocking my fetishes anon

>>27593936
They do have numbers on them. A dime will have a 10 embossed on it as well as the words "ten cents" This goes for every other coin. The girls are just dumb.

Why are people who don't even know the monetary system they use every day of their lives allowed to be considered my equal? How are they considered "human" when being that stupid exactly?

>>27574399
If she's willing to eat public restroom floor pizza, you know she takes facials from both liquids with a smile

>>27620706
yeah

>>27587860

>>27584548
This is literally what my family told me to do. She probably just listened to auntie watson without thinking

>>27573546
>Mori playing the kazoo for a guy who died
What?

>>27593052
One that's not on there, but i still find equal parts hilarious, endearing, and dumb luck
>Coming back from a dance practice session, yakuza almost kidnapped her via kid beckoning her to help her out, only for a grandma out of no where to deus ex machina save the day and drive the entire operation away

>>27598179
>Mori put red eyeline on the bottom of her eye because she thought it was cool and edgy
>Everyone thought she had an eye infection

I miss the honest and derpy Mori

>>27621286
>half dollar
>quarter dollar
>one cent
>one dime
wat

>>27621816
like most american things if you don't think about it too much it's fine

>>27621485
Auntie watson probably asks for small loans from Ame and she gives them to her

>>27622147
She already bought her a car. Can tell auntie wattson is going to give her the old "Kawhi/Uncle Dennis" brainwashing

>>27621333

>>27621333
This doesn't even do it justice. They took TIME thinking about some of the stupidest moves in there, it moving this fast as a replay lessens the damage significantly. I don't even play chess but even I was ripping my hair out.

>>27623213
To be playing chess for an audience is terrifying. Every mistake is going to be scrutinized to hell.
I'm decently strong in a private 1 vs 1 match but ask me to play with an audience and I play like a retard.

>>27573881
damn bro, that's rough

>>27596481
Men are just as stupid. We're just more defensive about it.
You take a look at Nijien and most of the guys can't even function

>>27601819
She even admits she has 2 brain cells, it is part of the reason we like her though. At least she was smart enough to finish her 4 year animation degree and that's basically what let her go and stay in Japan while Kiara had to leave. Japan doesn't seem to care what kind of bachelor's you have for visas, but they sure as hell care if you haven't even graduated HS.

>>27621485
Ame regularly eats bread despite it destroying her stomach. Pretty sure she's only good at streaming and VRChat related tech stuff and is just as dumb as the rest of them for everything else. Honestly it seems like the entirety of Myth only have 1 good strength and are helpless in most other things.

>>27582490
To be honest German education system is fucked. Just sounds like Kiara couldn't make it to a Gymnasium and probably went to a shitty Hauptschule or Realschule.

>>27573546
>>Mori not knowing what lean is but using the word anyway
Do you really belib that?

>>27581785
>Mori's chat pleading with her that her scene transition SFX was WAY TOO FUCKING LOUD for over a YEAR before she finally turned it down

>>27582315
Don't American coins have their worth noted right in their designs?

>>27626763
nope, only the lore names

>>27592714
>the average german is far better educated than the average American
That's because our schools are shit and won't teach anything, even when we push to try to make them. My highschool had a class called "life skills" I took for an easy credit, and in it they taught people things like sowing, cooking, ironing clothes etc. One girl had to be shown how to use a washing machine and dryer, she didn't know how they worked or how to operate one herself. The year after I graduated they changed the name of the class to "adulting", I genuinely felt embarrassed I took the class beforehand simply because I was worried people would think I took it because I needed it like some of the others, I'd have been doubly ashamed if they'd changed the name sooner. This is the level we're at, lagging behind, teaching worthless idiots basic shit and refusing to teach anything smart people would want to learn because "no child left behind", common core and other retarded shit wasn't laughed out of the room the moment it got invented.

>>27612126
rightoids are retards, bro. there's not much to it.

>>27602591
Strictly speaking, that's true. Apples aren't plants. They're part of a plant.
If you chop off an arm, you wouldn't call that arm an animal. It is part of an animal and is comprised of animal cells, but it's not an animal itself.

But I can fully believe that Mori didn't think an apple was plant related at all.

>>27626958
In out schools we have numbered classes and kids get moved between them based on their abilities. Usually inbetween years but for extreme cases even in the middle.
For elementary and middle school at least, the high school I went to was a very technical one that weeded out those too stupid during the first two years.

>>27626811
Well that's stupid. At least it matches with their bills all using the same colours, and gives Kiara an excuse.

>Mori taking a shit with the door open and her mic unmuted

Gotta be real with you, I did not need that mental image in my mind.

>>27584548
I need this clip

>>27626958
>I took for an easy credit
your own fault, retard

>>27628437
>It's your fault there are people who need that class unironically
You flunked it didn't you anon

>>27573546
1,2,5? Where's 3 and 4?

>>27628568
you are a lazy fuck who takes the easiest way out and then complains about "refusing to teach anything smart people would want to learn"
you are an absolute retard who belonged in that class

>>27621333
I forgot how long Kiara refused to concede for lmfao

>>27628695
Buddy I took AP classes and they were still a bore, at that point I was just focused on getting whatever things they told me were "required" of me to pass and grabbed filler for the rest. What, did you feel challenged when you took a music class or something? kek

>>27628938
>just focused on getting whatever things they told me were "required" of me to pass and grabbed filler for the rest
again
you are a lazy retard

>>27626763
Half dollar and quarter would by virtue of knowing what the names mean. Penny might be noticeable by a brit.

>>27626958
>. My highschool had a class called "life skills" I took for an easy credit, and in it they taught people things like sowing, cooking, ironing clothes etc. One girl had to be shown how to use a washing machine and dryer, she didn't know how they worked or how to operate one herself
This sounds more like failed parenting than failed schooling.

>>27629130
Bet you think Sisyphus is a real smart guy for applying himself and not being lazy too

>>27629282
Hey without failed parents we wouldn't have vtubers.

>>27573546
>>The coins
explain

>>27634154
It's been explained in the thread several times you dumb fuckin retard

>>27593052
I fucking love my wife and hololive

I love my dumb daughterwife, but she is fucking lucky vtubing is a thing that exists.

>>27595459
do you know her first and last name, date of birth, and place of residence like the immigrations officer?
her passport doesnt say "k*******e", retardchama

>>27597800
speaking of irys moments:
>boldly saying the word gypsy repeatedly during her terraria stream and saying shit like "stupid gypsy, die!"

>>27635979
I love her so much

>>27635979
That's fucking based and I love her for it

>>27635979
she's perfect

>>27635979
HOLY BASED

>>27595006
Because it was suspicious then and it's still is now.
I'm not saying it didn't happen, but it's not the slam-dunk some people make it out to be.

>>27573546
IRyS
>what’s LMB?
>my.. my… LEG ELBOW

What's a good irys stream to watch, I never got around to watching her but she sounds based

>>27635979
what stream?

>>27638751
Terraria

Mumei is actually pretty functional despite the noises

>>27638751
this one when she fights the goblin army
she keeps calling the goblin summoner a gypsy

>>27638751
https://youtu.be/Ke59CC3gBA0?t=10851

>>27587860
>>27594197
https://youtu.be/_CN8-8NbNnQ

>>27639912
man she just keeps going and people in chat keep freaking out

>>27638738
Sports Festival Red Team C POV
Valentines Day CARaoke (original and rebroadcast)
A Way Out with Kronii
Unarchived Halloween Karaoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6BQTIuDM5g

>>27640919
it was so funny watching it live

>>27635827
All that info is known.

>>27584548

is her credit card in the gutter (still)? i forgot that situation

>>27642153
prove it

>>27594197
once you learn basic chess theory its impossible to watch streamers play chess

>>27638738
Stanley Parable

>>27642442
https://www.jugendportal.at/mitmachen/jugend-redewettbewerb-2015

>>27642442
And bite me faggot.l

>>27573546
If I had to pick one dumb decision each
>Gura fucked me
>Mori fucked me
>Kiara fucked me
>Ina fucked me
>Ame fucked me

>>27644498
dox-chama... i kneel

>>27645287
You are forgiven, my son.

>>27602640
This is art.

Not any specific moment, but as an overarching theme, the girls of HoloEN have the reading skills of 12 year olds. I can forgive Ina and Kiara but the rest seriously lack basic "I went to high school" level vocabulary. Elden Ring streams were especially rough for this. Gura didn't know the word "miasma" the other day in her Holocure stream.

>>27647206
To be fair, how many people run across or even use "miasma"?

>>27647661
If you have been on the internet as long as Gura has, I'd be surprised you didn't know the word.

>>27644498
Is her last name like German version of Smith? I know quite a few Germans(including a few of my family members) with the same last name.

>>27647946
Really? Again, this isn't a word a lot of people younger than 30 use generally. Remember, our school education standards have slipped substantially in the past 30 years or so.

>>27648188
Not as common as "Smith" in the US, but a decent amount of people:
https://surnam.es/austria

>>27640919
i wonder, what would be a vtuber's breaking point in saying shit like what irys was saying? like how much shit would chat forgive?
> oh no she didn't meant to say that
>i must've heard wrong

>>27639912
>whoa irys you can't say that
>IRyS I don't think that word means what you think it means
holy kek

>>27647946
I wouldn't expect most people to know it unless they play a lot of fantasy games or something. Maybe if they actually read books.

>>27648742
I remember learning it from diablo

>>27648908
Technically a fantasy setting, so it checks out

>>27647661
Miasma? More like "My asthma" :^)

>>27612126
??? but you are now injecting your leftist sense of victimhood into this innocent post you dumbo
the irony...

>>27644498
thank you for your service o7

>>27594197
how the fuck do you not know chess? Why are women like this?

>>27658531
Their brain is min-maxed for exploiting simps. Very high stats for making sexy/cute small talk for hours. Very bad at logical reasoning.

>>27626958
> I was worried people would think I took it because I needed it like some of the others,

Anon, unironically, no joke, we look down upon people who take those classes for taking it for easy credit. I had to take a class like that because I literally ran out of AP classes to take.

I’m not going to judge someone who needs those skills, unless they clearly came from a family that was capable of teaching them something basic. But just taking an easy class in high school where everything’s easy? Jfc

>>27659314
get a load a this nerd

>>27573546
Didn't Mori say she went to a private school for gifted kids or some shit?
Gura I am pretty sure legit had an IEP or 504 or some shit considering she can't even feed herself in front of others.
I still find it funny that Gura likes loli because she is happy that guys legit like her body type (because all the other girls confirmed Gura is like sub 5 feet tall with a flat chest)

>>27659561
>Didn't Mori say she went to a private school for gifted kids or some shit?
no, it was a private school for rich/religious kids, and that's very different

>>27577044
>>27580221
Gura is absolutely sub 100 IQ (IQ tests work really well for testing people who are legit retarded and give pretty accurate data for under 100, they don't give accurate data beyond 115 or so), my only question is if she is autistic, why was she not diagnosed before? Like did her parents see her pouring food all over herself and legit never think to bring her to a doctor? Or is it like, she is too old and was looked at before they started diagnosing every kid with assburgers? Or I guess it could be that she is a girl and they don't diagnose girls with being autists. I think someone said in a thread mori mentioned being on medication for ADHD which is basically assburgers anyway

>>27581631
She probably asked Sydsnap/Hime Hajime and assumed she wasn't quite as retarded as herself.

>>27659914
Parents don't tell their children that they're autistic if they're functional. It was my lawyer that revealed to me that I was autistic when I was arrested, not my parents.

1,2,5.
1,2,6.
Where are 3 and 4?

>>27660116
Joke's on you, I was never diagnosed and never saw a doctor and my mom called me autistic because she got mad I used my autism powers to out debate her too many times

>>27598179
>Mori pepper spraying herself and her mom due to wanting to test it in the sink
chris chan did the exact same thing

>>27659914
>pouring food all over herself
WTF?
That sounds more like motorskill issues than autism.
>>27660116
You gonna tell the rest of that story?

>>27659561
Gura is just a lolicon that happens to be small.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGxJqtiSZjI
>>27659597
Stepdad is loaded so Mamamori wanted her in a good school that was safe from feral youths.

>>27660313
I think autism affects motor skills in kids. Gura does always say she has anxiety about eating in front of people but I assumed she has an eating disorder or fucked up teeth.

>>27660313
>You gonna tell the rest of that story?
Oh it's nothing special. I was just studying at University of Tokyo in Japan as an exchange student and my Japanese friend got into a fight with some drunk old man and beat him to a pulp, and I stayed around to take care of him but got arrested instead. Then I was detained for 3 weeks and failed uni due to lack of attendance.
My lawyer regularly visited me and relayed my parents words and he told me that I was actually autistic, but said he thought I seemed pretty normal.

>>27583464
they have placement tests when you go to college for math. Like I got to start in calc in college. Granted the vast majority of kids I interacted with outside my major were retarded. Also somehow a lot of the stem majors with me were dumb as fuck. Like I remember being a dick and not paying attention in class and most of the asians getting better grades than me, but somehow I was the one who had to solve all the lab issues when it came to using any scientific instrument. Like to the point where when it was supposed to be a solo analytical lab people would do my labs for me just because they knew if something broke I could fix it and I still don't understand how no one else figured out how to do that shit
>>27660313
nah, it is an anxiety thing. like she literally gets so nervous that she spills her spaghetti. Add to it the fact she said she was bullied in high school, her massive anxiety, her "bad thoughts" from too much coffee the other day, how she gets upset when you call her fat but not for anything else and the rrat fat 15 year old stuff sounds like she is anxious as fuck and got an eating disorder from being bullied. Maybe she is manic depressant or bipolar or whatever the fuck they diagnose girls with instead of autism, because there is one of those things where they basically only diagnose girls with it

>>27660491
>or fucked up teeth.
hot. there is one of those ethots on >reddit who always looked hot and took pics with her mouth closed and then she got braces and took one actually smiling and has the most fucked up gook teeth and it is actually way more endearing to see such a hot chick with her teeth like that. Like not belle delphine braces, like this girl legit needs braces, like straight up bong level teeth

>>27660531
Manic depressive and bipolar are the same thing, you're thinking of bpd though since it's primarily diagnosed in women. Also bpd isn't diagnosed until age 18 because of reasons I forgot. Anyways, Gura is way more likely to be autistic than have bipolar or bpd.

>>27660724
But manic depressive sounds WAY cooler.

>>27660724
Oh I know a girl who got diagnosed with that, but said she showed similar symptoms to her dad and brother who were both diagnosed with autism

>>27628796
Didn't it end up in a stalemate anyway? So she was right to do it, frankly.

>>27591758
USA has like 17 of the top 20 colleges in the world and like 160 of the top 200. There is a reason why we own the moon and you don't. In fact, on standardized tests, white American teens scored higher than any yuros other than Finland and Asian Americans scored higher than anywhere other than singapore

>>27593197
Shuba's self-doxx was infinitely more retarded than that anon proving that she is as fucking dumb as she was thirsty for pussy, namely very.

>>27660116
this fucking post has effected me irreparably. Thanks

>>27661025
I mean, IRyS' pre-debut self-doxx was even more stupid.

>>27660910
>academic prestige driven by american media and political influence
>decades-old achievements
>breaking down test stats by race
the absolute state of burgercope

why are there so many autists in america? and I don't mean "he posts on 4chan" but people who are unable to properly function in society. what the fuck do they put in your water, I barely hear of diagnosed autists and people with ADHD here

>>27593117
half dollars used to be used for gambling a lot, like you would use them for blackjack and slot machines and shit, but then casinos started going to chips and that is what killed half dollars. You see people using them in episodes of the twilight zone I am pretty sure when they are gambling

>>27661157
>>breaking down test stats by race
The scores are that remarkably different. Do you live in a country with a large Hispanic or Black population? Or are you a Yuro in a 95%+ white nation?

>>27621333
They blundered three queens in one game. I dont know how to feel about that.

>>27661543
>>We oppressed a significant majority of the population for much of our history, and now it's reflecting poorly on our average level of education
Funny how that works, ain't it

>>27621333
its kinda seems fun to play chess like ive mentally regressed to a chimpanzee

>>27635979
highly european
and wtf are these capthcas

>>27635979
Most based vtuber
inb4 banned by jannies[/spoilers]

>>27661747
Explain Africa

>>27612126
communists are not welcome on this board. This board is for humans only. buy a gun and kill yourself

>>27627080
communists aren't people

>>27635979
god IRyS is so fucking good, I hope things start working out for her behind the scenes. I'd hate to see her lose motivation from that kind of shittery.

>>27661926
I dont have time to teach you the World History high school class you skipped in favor of an easy A in Home Ec.

>>27593052
Nenechi is the honest to fuck Buddha of this era

>>27662089
>he said, badly dodging the question

>>27573546
>>27625169
seriously, how does Ame "accidently" eat bread as often as she does? Like to the point that during the off collab when they traded models Gura even made an "Accidently eated bread" joke

>>27662208
It's because bread tastes fucking delicious. I'm gluten allergic and I can't stop eating pizza either.

>>27628681
Kiara's ESL certainly didn't help things with how she emphasized the "to" and paused after it. native english speakers wouldn't say it like that unless they are specifying actual numbers, 1, 2, and 5. The same thing happened with Kobo's call in on kiara's birthday countdown stream.

>>27627179
>>27626958
American schools have levels/numbered classes but we put kids in classes that are above their ability and then dumb down the class because it makes the school look better when there are x number of honors kids even if they are morons who are dragging down the half dozen or so actual honors kids. Plus parents and schools only care about grades, not actually learning. People blame covid, but even pre pandemic median GPA has been on the rise and is the highest it has ever been, but ACT scores are literally the same as before, which is even worse because fewer kids are taking ACTs so you don't have dumb kids lowering the average
the issue is no child left behind and the fact that no kids ever get left back or failed so there is no consequence for not doing work and that the parents legit don't give a shit beyond what number the kids get as a grade

>>27639912
>Ah, I see it now! That little gypsy!
>Where'd that freakin' gypsy go?
I love this bitch.

>>27635979
that is just based. Like when Miko said nigger, people told her what it meant so she played GTA again, managed to not say nigger in the same spot and then still say nigger later on when playing
I know, not EN, but Miko is a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oomyu-7BJGI
>someone in chat calls miko a baby in japanese
>miko then types in game in english she isn't a baby to reply to chat

>>27662380
This. She pronounces '2' exactly the same as 'to' which is correct English but a native speaker will pronounce 'to' like 'tuh' when using it in the way Kiara did. It would be better grammar is Kiara used 'through' instead of 'to' but she has trouble with the th- sound so she reverts to to. It makes more sense because 1 through 5 is a sequence while TO denotes movement or destination.

>>27660780
Well, people with autism and people with bpd both have a lack of empathy and other emotional things. But BPD is characterized more by people who have it being incredibly manipulative terrible people.
>>27661225
Part of it is that we (despite our healthcare system) haveess of a taboo about getting treatment/diagnosis for mental health issues than many other countries so more people here go through tests for stuff like that or talk about it in general.
The diagnostic standards for autism have also been changed in the past 15~ years or so, so people who wouldn't have been diagnosed with it 25 years ago would now.
Another explanation I saw (in an academic article I can't be assed to search for) was something about the widespread use of some fungicide bring highly correlated with the increase in autism diagnoses and it possibly having an effect on gene expression.

>>27655590
>n-n-n-no u...
Apply yourself shill.

>>27661157
>>academic prestige driven by american media and political influence
driven by the fact that those schools produce the best grads because we put money into them and you are too poor
>>decades-old achievements
weird how you still never went to the moon after decades
>>breaking down test stats by race
in the usa, schools legit get in trouble if asian and white students score too much better than blacks and hispanics
>>27661747
blacks are given everything for free, they are the most privileged group in the usa and the hispanics were never from here to get fucking oppressed. They legit came here in recent decades for free shit

>>27662256
I get you, food restrictions must suck. This science youtuber I watch developed his own supplement that allowed his stomach to produce the bacteria needed to break down dairy again so he could eat pizza without the pain again. Apparently it worked for about 6 months then faded over the rest of the year with 1 dose. I think the channel was Thought Emporium

>>27608946
not by much tho
id venture to say guras worth no more than 2 mil

>>27644498
>still up 6 hours later

>>27660531
>most of the asians getting better grades than me
its bc they cheat so hard they basically put as much effort into cheating as itd take to actually learn the material, but theyre too stupid in that sense
can do anything thats asked of them but uncreative as humanly possible

>>27662208
if I had to stop eating gluten I think I'd kill myself. A slice of freshly baked bread with some butter and a glass of room temperature water is unironically absolutely fucking delicious.

>>27663615
having studies with lots of smart asians in school, they are really good at memorizing things but fall apart when receiving curveballs
fortunately for them, that rarely happens

>>27662722
Nah Gura is just retarded.

>>27662722
NO ONE says x through y
you shod also immediately assume 1 "two/to" x is a range
distinct numbers would be read like
1 2 and 5

>>27663931
>Pick a number One through Ten
People say this all the time. 1, 2, 5 is what it sounds like when Kiara says it.
Are you a native born English speaker?

>>27621333
jesus fuck

>>27664176
pick a number between 1 and 10
what
are you a bong or something?

>>27663401
>Thought Emporium
That dude is scary smart, like holy shit.

>>27573546
>>27577784
I think you can add the horse lynching in MC to that list, though maybe that falls under the category of mori not understanding the game's mechanics

Like fans like oshis

>>27593052
>>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
This still absolutely slays my sides every time I read it, fucking unreal

>>27613675
She is incredibly special, another thing that isn't on the list is her wandering around in tall grass by a lake (she was looking for bugs), getting bitten by a snake (iirc it was a snake) and just... not getting medical attention for it for like 5 days when she went to visit her parents a good few months back.

what did she mean by this?

Honestly if Mori hadn't flipped out about the shekels SC on stream that probably would have been the end of people defending her. She could have just not responded and we would have known she saw it anyway because of course she's going to read a fucking 200 dollar superchat and that's the whole point of expensive superchats, to tell the streamer something you know they're going to see. But she fucking lost her shit on stream because she didn't think what she did was wrong. I'm not going to debate with anyone about whether or not it was wrong, even though I personally think it was, because that's not the point. The point is that because this board is absolutely turgid with fucking deranged /pol/tards who feel they must constantly fight a culture war at all times, there will forever be people who will defend her to the death because they feel she's "on her side", no matter how many awful things she has done after that, shit they would normally never defend. But because of that one thing she did, the one "signal" she sent them, that doesn't matter to them. It's all about team sports and what matters to them is winning. In the long run they won't win, but they don't need to know that.

>>27635979
IRyS is a based retard