/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Villain Vibes with AmaLee + rest of Ama's album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFaie-Tp1Jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuL3pWBZJYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNxnZy3w-2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR_nSTspkSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNldhUOBtSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrb0lq8bVQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5cFkHY7t0

HACHI's NEW ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-9WZaW3Gs

Miori's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGrEZkIm0AE

Ririsya's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUKCS4j7Tr8

Milky's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj_7pkPO6X0

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>27526566
Previous thread: >>27511010

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3o-YhssQOA
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream MERA MERA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOzpsXZS-j0

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV (embed)

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>27526610
>>27526639
On second thought, can we get incestbeat back instead of these?

>>27526738
No

>Mori Summer

I'm looking forward to soundposts of Mori getting killed by the shieldbeats in HoloCure

>>27526807
They will stand aside.

>>27526807
I can almost hear the low growl "DEADBEATS!.."

>>27526807
She'll eventually learn to time her skill properly and then everything that isn't the Q section will be smooth sailing

remember to love your Mori

>>27526566

At what time is Holocure? Is the teamup correct?

>>27526942
I'd say Q is pretty easy, if she doesn't ignore chat she'll have at least one collab by then. The three most dangerous moments are shieldbeats, Hooman/Sapling waves and the final minute.

>>27527010
she streams less than suisei, cope

>>27526949
Lots of new swimsuit Mori

What did he mean by this

>>27527030
She moved it to night time, presumably still PDT, but no set time as of yet. Kind of got lucky as there's now a chance I can catch it live instead of repping VoD gang again.

>>27527033
Shieldbeats are easy, just pixel through the gaps
Then again I play 2hu so I'm used to it

>>27527043
Why are you a dumb nigger? Did you consider not being one?

>>27526807
If Mori hyperfocuses on her skills and Ricky she might luckshit her way through them without moving by way of Deathsplosion RNG

>>27527311
>Mori #2 in EN hours halfway through the year
Menherabeats need perspective correction

that ASMR stream from May still lives rent free in my head I hope she does another one like that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
mogs your oshi's singing

>>27527440
I was genuinely shocked when I saw this. Despite all her commitments, RM activities and travels, she still streamed more than any other EN girl besides Kiara. Anyone who claims she doesn't love us and doesn't want to spend time with us is delusional and retarded.

>>27527440
I know you might've failed to notice due to focus on sucking own dick, but no EN fanbase is particularly happy with how much they stream this year

>>27527517
Does that change what I said?

>>27527517
>Immediately throws everyone under the bus

>>27527517
I dunno, saplings seem to be doing alright outside the UUUU-ing

>>27527517
Just admit you were wrong, kiddo.

>>27527144
By what? That’s normal for Suisei standards.

>>27527440
Yeah, I think, threadshitters aside, most people's issue is that it comes in big waves then little streaming for a few weeks rather than a steady flow.

>>27527686
It's a (You) issue. Please don't ever assume

>>27526777

>>27527686
She made some comments in the member's chatting stream that suggest that she's feeling guilty about the inconsistent streaming schedule. It's honestly a bit sad to hear that she seems to be mulling over actually going on vacation after NUO cause of it.

>>27528364
She needs that vacation and to go wherever in the world she wants. I will be upset with her if she just keeps working without break.

>>27527573
>saplings
>doing alright without their mommy

Concert merch ends in less than 2 hrs.
I don't really know what to buy. I don't like fan-like penlights and prefer the usual holoblade. Towel, keychain etc. Maybe the tapestry as the art is nice?

>>27528523
Oh shit, thanks for the heads up. (in hindsight this would have been good info for the anchor) Already got the Essentials so I'm probably just gonna get the keychain. Have the Essentials shipped outside of Japan for anyone yet?

>>27528629
They were available for sale in person at the expo so they should've shipped some by now.

>>27528629
Not yet no, I imagine they're waiting for the sale to end to do so. If you're in a country that DHL serves, they can technically cut it pretty close and still make it before the concert, I just hope they don't actually wait that long.

>>27528426
but she is having a break/vacation right now, dumbbeat
this is real world, no one fucking cares if you spend your vacation days on extra work, no one gives you extra ones based on that

and even if she doesn't have specific amount of those written in her contract, she is more directly impacted by every gap in content she leaves
Cover, UMG and most importantly, casual watchers don't give a shit if she rested or not during her breaks, only that there's no fresh content, no regularity and no engagement

>>27528980
He just means he wants her to go to that island and actually relax for a spell. Don't pop a blood vessel.

>>27529100
she's free to do that and come back to Kiara level viewership, which she's growing increasingly close to

>>27528980
She is free to use her time how she wants and I know she abhors the idea of sitting still,l. She relaxes by doing what she loves, but see how happy she was to finally get around to visiting her family and meeting the other girls. Doing stuff without pressure and purely for her own enjoyment (with some shared with fans) Surely there is somewhere else she wants to visit. She should go there. Maybe it will even inspire some new song ideas for later.

>>27529190
Why does it always loop back to numbers with you people?

>>27529470
Somehow they act like the suits they thing UMG is.

Kiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxRKX93WgNw

I've returned to the thread after a full 7 hours of sleep. Tremble.

I see you anons got wily in the last thread and decided to fall for all of the classic controlbeat, menherabeat, doombeat, and all other unsavorybeat bait.

What did A-chan do to Mori that night...

>>27527686
From a content standpoint, I think this captures the gist of it. She made a gameplan to be more consistent and in the end what we got was ultimately promised inconsistency. We've known ahead of time there would be weeks where content would scarce, but that doesn't make it not suck. However I do think it's worth noting that she has gone a fair ways to deliver content during these times. Those pre-recorded gameshow segments on the main channel were great, and she's been doing more streaming while traveling even that, even if there's been some scuff. Ultimately however, after those comments in the Dorfmantik stream where she mentioned she feels the track towards burnout even though she's not there yet, I'd rather her take it easy rather than take a hiatus from burnout, even from the perspective from a "selfish" content enjoyer.

A-Chan has a really nice English Accent. Her practice really is paying off.

>>27531151
the thing is, that while long-time fans are warned and assumedly prepared for said inconsistency, new fans get content holes out of nowhere after catching a fun Quarry or VS stream
that's just shitty for retention and growth

>>27531343
That's what hundreds of VODs are for.

>>27531343
I think it's better to care more for your oshi's well-being than their numbers, personally.

>>27531343
>that's just shitty for retention and growth
And she clearly has noticed it and that why is panicking and streaming on that 2 week vacation.

Haachama's english was sounding pretty good as well. I don't watch too many of her streams, but she sounds like she's been practicing too from the last time I heard her try to hold a convo.

>>27531487
Yeah but be realistic for a moment. How many new fans will do that?

>>27531487
new fans hardly watch VoDs, streamers don't really work like that

I wish for a Mori/Fauna collab.

>>27527440
It just shows how shitty things are across all of EN

>>27532124
I think it's just cause I'm basically a boomer here but that's wild to me. I guess I kinda get it with Mori, she's more engaged with her chat than a lot of streamers but man I can't imagine going "I really like this person, time to drift off and do nothing rather than watch her previous content"

I have no problem watching VODs so long as it's not focused on something entirely out of relevancy. Gameplay and commentary don't age badly. Though if you go super far back then there's bound to be differences with how she (or any of them, really) sounds and present herself.

>Calli-chan tsuyoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hr1vn-uMR8

>>27532506
Its because a steady stream of new content encourages people to return regularly. Dumping a ton then going on hiatus is as places like Netflix is finding out isn't optimal as people binge watch it, leave, then forget about it and not come back.

I don't think Mori is awake to call in.

>>27532856
Mori post-buff is basically the perfect babby mode character. She's got a huge fucking weapon and all her shit focuses on getting better at dealing big damage.

>>27533120
Literally none of the US Holos are going to be awake

>>27533120
She's "busy" by her own words. With what is anyone's guess, probably more retarded reaper business

>>27533120
It's rather early in the morning where Mori is at, although there is reason to believe she went to bed early. Either way if she does I imagine it'd be at the tail end anyways.

>>27533325
Retard

>>27532856
But Sora-senpai, Calli is the exact opposite of durable, she's kind of the glass cannon of this game right now.

>>27533325
Yeah, sex with me

https://twitter.com/krouw_/status/1544222632564097026?s=21&t=lujRK2ricptX0PioEllLpg

I love my moon princess

>>27533349
Yeah, Kiara scheduled this slot so she can get JP members. She has 3 hours planned, and knowing Kiara she'll definitely blow right through that. EN calls will be after the JPs sleep, unless Sana calls in.

>>27532856
She's kinda bad at this...

>>27532856
She's making some great noises, I'll watch this back properly after Kiar

>>27533689
She will fall to shieldbeats like all others before her

>>27529456
>She is free to use her time how she wants and I know she abhors the idea of sitting still,l. She relaxes by doing what she loves
My thoughts as well. She's a grown woman so I'll respect the way she wants to rest. Considering how much she's done for us this year, I think just letting her do things at her own pace is a good thing.

>>27531592
>I think it's better to care more for your oshi's well-being than their numbers
meds

>>27533941
I don't get how people can just sit on a beach or w/e as a vacation. Anytime I get more than a few days off I start up a project. I can't even really focus watching on vtubers, they are always on the second monitor while I do other things and I watch anime while I'm at work since I can't really do anything else during downtime there.

I'm going to have a hololive themed house with all the merch.

>>27531592
What are you? Mentally stable individual? Shoo, shoo.

>>27534365
Woman, if you have time to post here you have time to call Kiara. I always watch vtubers on second monitor while working/playing games, I rarely watch streams as a "primary" thing.

>>27534393
Seriously just need some spatulas at this point and you'll have a whole kitchen set almost.

>>27534620
and Ina in the laundry room. Cups and mugs are okay, but I really like this household stuff.

>>27534365
Wish I had that kind of drive, I can barely manage to work up the will to do basic draw reps. Seeing the sheer volume of content that gets produced day after day in every field just makes the creative process feel pointless.

>>27534689
I would be really happy with apron and slippers but those fucking cunt-eyed niggers didn't deliver it to me in a year.

>>27534840
I do projects for myself, that helps. I can see why you can be put off doing creative stuff though.

>>27534365
Mori...

>>27533250
It's aggressively early given how late they all sleep. That said, I expect the whole point is that they're going to be there for the actual birthday live so the call in is for the people Kiara hasn't just had an offcollab with.

Oh hey Chimken's call-in stream is happening. I completely forgor. Ngl I think the call-in autism in the vtuber community is pretty terrible.

>>27534840
It's not healthy and usually results in physical problems and bad friendships where you really don't give as much time to people who care about you as you should. Look no further than her moment of self-awareness in the Holofes watchalong

>>27535391
You mean the streams themselves or the shitposting? It's all in good fun, both former and latter.

>>27535391
Kiara's JP call ins are pretty kino

>>27535507
>latter
ehhh

>>27535507
>latter.
You don't actually believe that do you?

>>27535391
It's many minor collabs and it's once a year per vtuber, it's fine.

>>27535507
I meant the later.
>latter is in good fun

>>27535595
See, you're laughing!

>>27535391
Both "oh no sisters X and Y didn't call they totally hate her" and "Oh no how could she invite Z to call her"(I think happened to Ollie the most) are annoying but thankfully, it's same useless shitters so no harm is done beyond shitting threads.

>>27535430
I can say with confidence that 'unhealthy' as that mindset or lifestyle may be, it would still be a step up from where I'm at right now. At least she has things she wants to do and is out there doing them. I don't even have that.

It makes me feel good that I can recognize each JP girl by voice alone.

>Work all night
>Go home, possibly on time if I'm lucky
>Say I will sleep extra
>Don't sleep
>Say I will do something productive during day
>...
>Browse 4chan and watch YouTube, talk about how Mori makes me happy
>Time for bed, eight hours until work
>Sleep for two hours, wake up, restless mind and body
>In bed, unable to sleep again, feel increasingly sad and angry, just lay there
>Maybe, just maybe, I can get a few more hours of shuteye...
>
>Alarm goes off

>>27535706
Godfuckingdammit stop posting about me.

>>27535708
Noel's voice is perfection. For some reason whenever I hear her voice, I instantly imagine huge tits and sexy ASMR which makes me horny.

>>27535534
>>27535559
>not being the first to post MORI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT KIARA WHAT A B-WORD
Do you even deadbeat?

>Kiara drifting up
It looks pretty yabai

Hot damn, Kronii's voice is something else.

Sounds like Kronii's using one of those mics that have difficulty picking up higher frequencies so her voice sounds even deeper. Kinda sexy not gonna lie

Kroni is nearly dead...

>>27536245
I know. Isn't it great?

>I've hit the club before
Party Girl Kronii

>>27536245
Somehow, the first thing I want to do with her is make her squeal in a really girly way when she sounds like this.

>>27536281
you mean a phone? Yeah she's on phone discord.

>>27536281
That's basically any cellphone mic if she is using that.

[HoloCure update] Chocosen picked Mori as first

JP call-ins are the most amount of time that I spend watching JP holos

Holy fuck Kobo I kneel

Mori bad

How is an umbrella too dangerous?

>>27537753
>one winged rrat plays in the background

>126
It must be a blue brat thing lmao

>>27537776
it can be used as a weapon
my brother had his confiscated when he made a stop in a SEA airport

>>27537776
>tfw no Mori knife set
At least give a pan.......

I-is Kobo literally a child?

>>27537776
I watched Another and now a tinge of worry sits in the back of my mind every time I use an umbrella.

>>27538016
she is 16

>>27538016
She's one of Mori and Kiara's. Definitely inherited more from the latter.

NGL Kobo kinda creeps me out.
>>27537776
You don't want to see in a news report that someone was stabbed with an umbrella and then see a photo showing KFP design. Probably. I have no fucking idea how else umbrella could be dangerous.

I suddenly have the urge to watch Kiara play Portal

>>27538187
But that could be anything with that logic. "Man sufficates friend with a blanket" and it's the Kiara blanket. Absurd.

>>27538016
It's honestly impressive how good she is at the toddler kayfabe

>>27538399
Is it really kayfabe?

Lui time

LUI

>>27538399
>kayfabe
Haha.. Yeah..

>>27538330
Your guess is as good as mine if you don't think that's the case. The only other thing I can imagine is potential of umbrella breaking during shipping but I feel like umbrellas are relaively sturdy things.

lol at Kiara trying to mention that OTHER famous Austrian

Lui is the best

more like nice hips

>>27539202
There is an actual butt unlike Kiara's flat ass

https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1544351411223216128

>>27539482
Lui... your butt is not visible here

>>27539582
Don't nips have that weird thing where they use butt/ass for "hips" and "ass" means "asshole"?

>>27539582
Aren't the Japanese words for butt/hip flip-flopped or some such?

>>27539582
If she turned around you'd see it's all hip.

>>27539691
proof?

>>27539482
UWA

>>27539724
I'm sorry you had to see this but

Kiara's gonna start a war

>>27540003
doctored image

Lui's wiggle was so cute

>wake up
>kiara birthday call ins
>no mori

>>27540712
I can't believe all of Myth hate Kiara

>>27540712
>No Myth
oh nyo

>>27540712
A European drew this image.

>>27540712
>pic
Oh I remember this moment! Peak Goomba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4dDc-EvFY

>end of the list
Guess Myth+Fauna/Mumei are not calling

>>27542019
I think this is one of the most popular clips in EN history

>>27542862
Bae...

Kiara wants to bring Choco to Scotland. I'm sorry deadbeats, I may have to leave Mori for a bit...

>>27542862
She was with Myth, Bae and Fauna, so it makes sense only Kronii, Sana and Irys called.
Mumei though...

>>27542862
>the offcollab was the series finale to Myth's unity
It's over...

>>27542862
Mumei is for sure not, that bucket in the corner of the screen is from the owl. I'm guessing Myth is gonna be in tomorrows video?

>>27543186
retard

Do ho ho, did Mori not call into the Australian's birthday stream? So much for friendship, teehee. ;)

Inners...

Obviously Myth have different plans interacting with Kiara's birthday

Why can't these women just sleep at a normal time

>>27543439
>taking my post seriously when I used a term like "series finale"
Anonchama...I...

>>27543828
If it weren't for me wanting to watch Watame in the morning I'd sleep until noon too

>>27543828
eh, last night was the Fourth. They were setting off fireworks

>>27544004
Ina is a leaf. She has a sleep schedule that makes Mori's look normal though.

has Mori showed up yet?

>>27544176
Ina is consistent with her sleep though which is better than constant shifting it.

sorry deadbeats, the MV is too important after all, Kiara will understand :}

>>27544197
It looks like it's just videos now, guess Mori isn't calling in anyway

>>27544645
No biggie, Gura is busy eating out our boy seemingly so they're both too busy to call.

>>27544645
Remember to shit up /ggg/ too!

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544070591317037057
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544070591317037057
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544070591317037057

>>27544940
she obviously meant her involvement as well

i have entered the thread once again

Mori....

mori had more important things to do

Welcome tourists!

Yeah, but what about Gura?

Let me get this straight, the discord leak showed that mori was at the top of the list for the call in and had even allegedly moved her sechedule to make but still didnt show up? holy shit

>>27545511
Anon, you're not reading the narrative right.

Mori bad.

im sorry
mori cant call right now we are having sex.

>>27545586
She doesn't care. And as long as she keeps getting reaction from this place she will keep doing it.

ame can't call in because she's currently at a "spa" (in talks with vshojo, see >>27545223)

>>27545511
How many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man?
>Mori bad
>Everyone else good

Mori and Gura HATE Kiara

>>27545762
kill yourself

>>27535507
>It's all in good fun
Sure is isn't it?

>>27545511
What about Lamy, Korone, Chloe, Mumei, Gura, Suisei, Sora, Flare, Mio, Okayu, Kaela, Miko, Roboco, Matsuri, Ayame, Shion, Kanata, Towa, Luna, Zeta, and all the Holostars

>>27545511
>>27545626
>>27545774
Yes fellow deadbeats, Gura is truly a problem! We hate Gura here for making our boyTM look bad!

>>27535391
Fauna I'm going to cut your throat.

>>27545948
>Flare
scratch that one

>>27545903
> can't disprove FACTS
> resorts to violent language
typical holobronies when confronted with logic

This retard actually moved a stream and skipped call ins for one of her closest friends for "reaper business", didn't she? Why can't that side ever take a break, why is it only ever Mori stuff that gets delayed and forgotten about?

>>27546028
okay but add Botan

I can't believe Yagoo FUCKING hates Kiara

>>27545996
This post smells funny.

>>27546043
This time it's actually not Reaper Business

moripromises doko?

>>27546100
it is actually Reaper Business, she announced the new song MV for this week
once again ME ME ME took priority

>>27545996
>Gura is truly a problem!
This but unironically. She needs mating press correction.

>>27546154
No, right now is family shit

>+1 IP
>+1 IP
>+1 IP

>>27546112
That's the 3D live obviously

>>27546100
Yup, I tied her to bed for missing the call and I'm busy slapping her ass until it's her favorite color. Please excuse her, the sounds are way too nice to stop

>>27546190
This post is from a new IP

>>27546190
Forgot what thread this was for a second.

>>27546171
absolutely, lol

>>27546171
tt family

The real issue is Mori and Gura's sleep schedules, how the fuck can you not get up before 10AM/1PM respectively? Like damn bitches need to set an alarm or something

>>27546256
4chan resets the IP from users after being inactive in a thread for a while. This one isn't even a conspiracy I've observed it happening while on my shitposting sprees.

>>27546193
>posted on July 4th
hahahahahahhahaaahaha

>That was it
>It's over
Mori_Promises.txt + 1

See, Mori gets blamed while other's mistakes get ignored

>>27546345
>Gura
By everyone description, she's an actual child. Children up to a certain age sleep more than adults on average.
>Mori
Moving across half the globe like 6 times in a month will do that to you.

I'm a little more than mildly annoyed, but that's all I'll say about the matter

>>27545331
Her obsession is kind of adorable. Harmless but she really does appreciate him. Good childhood memories are priceless.

>Isn't being a deadbeat exhausting?

>>27546645
We know she and Gura mocapped something at Ame's, my bet is for something tomorrow.

Doxxbeats really are her priority, why the fuck is she still making MV's? Or is rm shit more worth it for her to actually put effort into? UMG was just her way of getting other people to do her Mori work for her

>>27546757
And that means she can't call into the totsu because..?

>>27546526
She had no problem waking up and staying up for reaper business shit, there's no excuse

>>27546822
Because nobody but /vt/schizosisters would give a shit

>>27546822
They feel like the contribution is tomorrow and opened a slot for other people today?

she planned to call which is showing more thought then she ever has before, so I guess this is an improvement

Only thing I'm annoyed at are the people who came here hour after hour, day after day, to push the same crap and hopelessly try to ruin Deadbeats' enjoyment. It's only ever Mori doing wrong, never anyone else.
Get a hobby (No, shitposting isn't one.)

>>27546995
>she planned to call in
>this is an improvement
last year she called into every totsu bar Ame's
this year the only one she bothered getting out of bed for was Gura

Do people actually want mori to call in? If she call in people will spam mute stream and stream ruined. If she sends in an video people will say don't care enough to wake up in person and mute stream. Sends an voice message this bitch does not care enough to record an video and stream ruined. Does not call in this bitch fucking hates hololive.

Maybe something happened? Is she alright?

>>27546526
Gura is older than Mori

>>27546995
That's last year's

>>27546966
>>27547119
Mori made sure that she could call Gura even though she was going to appear in the birthday concert anyway so your point is retarded.

>>27547197
Something definitely came up cause she had to move the HoloCure stream

It's not like they all just spent time together in real life or anything...or recorded something for Kiara's upcoming 3D concert...Not calling into a awkwardly scheduled stream is all the proof needed.
They just hate each other. I can feel it and the voices tell me I'm right.

>>27547200
Right, I forgot what thread I was in. You do you, doxxfag. I'll just go with what girls actually said on stream.

>>27547287
Okay but even Kobo who is 16 isn't a 9 year old child

>>27547287
But Gura's a thousand years old, Mori's just a newbie reaper

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544376375993282561

Looks like kiara has stopped expecting mori

>>27547197
She was planning the stream for an hour from now, so whatever had her busy made it impossible to call.
Or considering it's not even noon there, she's asleep.

>>27547282
I really hope it's not another shitty deadline, those things stress her out like crazy

I feel like there's a difference between Gura and Mori missing out on the call-ins. I doubt Gura and Kiara are that close despite being genmates, but both Mori and Kiara went through a lot as a dynamic, aside from the forced Takamori. Mori even seems to give a lot of attention and concern to Kiara when she can (on their collabs and streams).

I just don't get why can't she do a short recorded call or a video for Kiara? It's understandable if she's THAT busy but if she could do a video message for some Vshojo vtuber then she could at least spare some time for the friend that helped her get through the hard times.

Being a deadbeat is hard bros. I've been ignoring the Mori promise stocks declining rapidly because I really love her but she really gotta set her priorities clear. But then again it's her life so whatever I guess.

>>27546645
I have been for a while now

>>27547187
>Do people actually want mori to call in?
No but it makes good shitposting fuel
>If she call in people will spam mute stream and stream ruined.
Yes!

>>27547119
She was literally on stage during Ina's call-ins

>>27547289
forced business obligations vs. choosing to call your friend for a birthday she's been working on for months
can't be bothered to talk to kiara unless they're doing it for PR (full myth off-collab LOL)

>>27547350
hoo boy

>>27547350
Mori...

>>27547326
Honestly, from other girl's descriptions gura might as well be that. Also stop proving my point about this thread.

>>27547350
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of her own actions

>>27547289
/vt/ will latch onto anything pink woman related. Don't worry I saw the members stream. Shit happens.

>>27547350
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544376849190359040?t=0f7gzlzqk5LvKH1CMKE-Yw&s=19
what a dummy

Dumb fucking bitch. Stop using timezones as an excuse, it's getting old. Just admit you didn't care enough to put effort into to calling in

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544376849190359040
Just schedule it in your own timezone Mori, it's not rocket science.

KFP ambassador here.
It's understandable, our oshi is dumb too. Forgibs all around. Don't take it personally

>>27547006
did you consider she ruins their enjoyment by behaving like this? that she fucks up the kayfabe of a happy and tight-knit group as she continuously prioritizes personal projects, makes her friends cry or awkwardly cover for her, as she gives a half-assed and candidly fake reassurances about her love of Hololive and her FRIENDS
they're as justfied in shitting on your mood as she is on theirs, and it would require minimal effort not to do so, but since Mori won't make it, neither will they

>>27547447
May as well be when you're 20+ is not an excuse

Why is Mori so dumb, bros?

I mean my phone which I use as an alarm automatically changes timezones

Oh sweet Jesus

>>27547342
Mori's age is "No". So presumably she has always been, but she's also grown & matured. So who the hell knows? Maybe her soul has existed in a form but her human form was later and needed time to grow? It slightly irks me that the chuuni dork didn't make a solid lore for herself. Though even considering her histories with the others is interesting.

>>27547669
alcohol brain

Deadbeats, isn't your oshi...

deadbeats, no hard feelings, but you know your oshi is dumb as a sack of bricks right?

>>27547669
she's pon but I love her

>>27547727
Today? Yeah.

>>27547629
You forgot to hide your venom bro

>>27547629
you forgot to take your meds

She's just a sleepy reapy

It was the laptop again, wasn't it

So, how would a reminder on a phone work if she set it in LA then went to Texas?

>>27547748
yes but that's why I love her

>>27547748
>you know your oshi is dumb as a sack of bricks
Nah not really.

>>27547727
Just a little

Man fuck all of this shit I'm going back to sleep

I guarantee she was working on whatever made her move the HoloCure stream and just forgot. I'd normally defend her, but trying to blame timezones AGAIN is just her not owning up. She very clearly has her priorities

thanks to that leaked screenshot, we know it's her being dumb and not malicious

>>27547629
1.) Shut the fuck up.
2.) Fix your keyboard
3.) Run a magnet over your hard drive and stop shitting up this board

>>27547748
And no hard feelings for what you're saying holy shit wtf Mori

>>27547825
Phones typically shift automatically

She did remember the time of the collab with Trash Taste at AX yesterday.
This was planned a long time ago when she was in Japan, so timezone should be no excuse.

>>27547924
she's not making any excuses though? she fucked up plain and simple

>>27547924
>Yesterday
Retard

>>27547825
>>27547917
But you then have to be smart enough to set the alarm for the right time.

>>27547970
oh yeah, that makes it so much better

>>27547889
>Remember fellow deadbeats, Mori is LIAR
Ah I see. Thanks anon.

>>27547809
Laptop aside, all you gotta do is look up the stream frame and set an alarm for that general time. YT automatically adjusts start times for timezones.

As much as I love her, this is a self-made issue.

>>27547924
>yesterday

>>27547970
Yeah and it's still fucking annoying

>>27547970
Blaming timezones is an excuse. She's the one that chooses to fly around the world for reaper business, she should know by now to be careful with them

>>27548040
>youtube
>working notifications
lol
lmao even

Morississippi...

>>27547912
You forgot one more point in your instruction
4)Put your head into microwave and turn it on. You'll soon feel much better and all your problems will melt away. Too bad they never do this. Alwayas ask others to do their bidding, never doing what others ask them to

>3h30m stream
>Completely unaware of it for the entire time
It's not even a timezone thing, she just completely forgot again.

>>27548110
Nta but you need to work on your reading comprehension

>>27548168
Yeah, the fact that she was awake just makes it worse, especially since she was probably on her laptop the entire time

>>27548110
Where in that post did you read the word 'notification', anon?

>she's making them sneed again
sasuguh Mori
だいすき

Lmao deadbeats chose the perfect oshi. You can never get bored of Mori yabs

>>27548276
>My oshi being a massive fuck up every other week is so fucking BASED

>>27548291
>chose

Maybe set an alarm and then switched it from AM to PM.
"Oopsie-doodles." Don't beat yourself up too hard, ya dumbass. You still made her happy by visiting and swimming with her.

>>27548143
>Microwave
>Not a fire lit in an old oil barrel
You're being quite generous.

deadbeats love mori because she's crass, unelegant, autistic, and selfish, just like them
can't even bother to take 2 minutes to call kiara... real unity there, holobronies

>>27548291
I'm numb to them now

>Mori Calliope
>Living rent free
They go hand in hand

>>27548336
I thought he might not get what that would lead to and would actually try it. I also made a rich assumption he knows what a microwave is and owns one.

I love my pon reaper wife

>>27548357
thanks bro

I jwu
Did she really fuck up the time of something?

>>27548357
>holobronies
You uh.. Forget what script you're on, pal?

>>27548306
>massive fuck up
>every other week
roru
rumao even
This nigga thinks /vt/sister drama is real

>>27548225
Where are you getting this rrat that she was awake and didn't wake up 1 minute before tweeting?

>>27548336
She blamed timezones though. AM to PM has nothing to do with that

>>27548510
I'm sure you'll cope till the next time she cries on a member stream that she fucked up her relationship with yet another Myth girl

>>27548357
>holobronies
>deleted his own post
Oh nonono he fucked up his shitposting template

>You're going to love this, trust me.
>What you're seeing now is my normal state of not giving a shit about Hololive.
*FWOOM*
>This is "calling in way too late because I overslept"
*BOOOM*
>And this? This is what is known as "sending a half-assed voice mail to a genmate while some vshojo troon got a whole video"

Heh, what a useless transformation, you've become slightly more of a piece of shit, so what?

>Hehe. Just wait. And this... This is to go... even further... BEYOND! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*doesn't call in AND sends no message*

>>27548197
>>27548232
He literally said youtube will automatically set the alarm for you though? How the hell are you supposed to rely on youtube for that when it can barely work for notifications in your own time to begin with?

>>27547414
so she values her RM more than hololive?

>>27548583
You didn't even watch the stream so why would your opinion matter threadreader?

>>27548628
ok I laughed

>>27548628
>Dragon Ball meme
That is being 12, anon.

Sorry, Kiwawa. The stupid shinigami will make it up to you with 1 (one) (uno) (eins) week of maid service.

>>27548628
H-how is she generating that much butthurt?!

>>27548549
>Expecting the reaper to accurately describe her fuck ups

>>27547414
She was not literally on stage, she was preparing, went on about 15 minutes after's Ina ended.

>>27548696
>He literally said youtube will automatically set the alarm for you though?
Where in my post did I say such a thing?

Point to it, right the fuck now.

At this point I'm unable to determine if mori is doesn't care or is simply low iq

>>27548628
>Impossible... Has she really found a way to surpass half-assed voicemails?
>She must be bluffing. I mean, what would that make her? Double-uncaring?

>>27548820
>YT automatically adjusts start times for timezones.
What the fuck did you mean by this then?

Although I love this dork, I unironically don't understand how could a person living aboard for many years still doesn't have a proper timezone management app on their phone or laptop. Jesas.

>>27548696
OK ESLbeat let me spell it out for you since you have zero reading comprehension of what he suggested
>go to stream frame
>look at "Starting in xx hours" that is automatically adjusted for your timezone
>set an alarm on your phone accordingly

>>27548832
Hanlon's Razor

>>27548628
Yeah this is a pretty good post

>>27548832
I am able to determine you're ESL though

>>27548628
i dont mind shitting on mori when i think she's in the wrong

>>27548878
You literally made it sound like YT would set the notifications for you, retard. Maybe be more clearer next time instead of acting like a pompous asshole for once in your life.

>>27548832

>>27548866
When you open the frame, you stupid fuck, it shows you the time at which it would start for you, in your timezone.

Pic related.

>>27548832
Realistically, if you actually cared your guilt about mistakes would lead you to improve your behavior (especially if it's like the 295th time).
Mori keeps doing the same disrespectful things over and over again and then feels bad about it for like 5 seconds before forgetting about it.

It's like that scene in Better Call Saul when Chuck was like "why bother feeling bad about it if you're not gonna change anyway?"

>>27548788
Consider the obsessed retards here actually keep a list of every """yab""" she makes and every bit of evidence they determine adds to her offenses. To them, she should have been fired over a year ago and it immensely triggers them that it hasn't happened. You can almost picture them screaming, crying, and throwing things when they see she's still there. Then going "na na na na hahaha i win cuckbeats lose" when they think they've got her THIS time! In her own words: "Legit ass children."

>>27548877
At this point it's probably not caring that much. You know for a fact she has multiple double-checked alarms and reminders for reaper business deadlines and appearances

>>27548628
I'm not familiar with this meme but this is kinda funny.
>>27548877
Mori(and in fact Myth combined) would lose to a third-grader at any math-related activity. Adjusting time-zones requires basic arithmetic, so...

>>27548995
I was quoting Dragon Ball, you autist.

she does it on purpose to generate posts about her

>>27549018
>You know for a fact she has multiple double-checked alarms and reminders for reaper business deadlines and appearances
This.
Being a good friend is not a priority and never will be for her.

>>27548291
>narrowly missing a totsu
>>>>>>>yab

>>27548982
You literally made it sound like Youtube would set an alarm for you retard.

>kiara praising mori in multiple streams about getting a place with a pool and listening to her requests
>all forgotten and goes to the dumps according to /vt/ the moment she overslept
This place is something else...

>>27549063
Man that word really doesn't mean anything anymore, does it?

>>27549071
Anon just stop, you're just a fuckin retard.

>>27548832
she's dumb and has a reasonable excuse to miss the call, unlike Gura who's just a cunt. But of course people are going to shit on her instead of the shark bitch

>>27549125
>reasonable excuse

>>27549106
I'm not the one constantly shitting up the thread because le epic final yab faggot

>>27549098
Mori only "cares" when it's convenient and fits into her timetable.

>>27547727
Lovely? Yeah.

>>27549103
It never did
It's all towa's fault

>>27549018
>You know for a fact she has multiple double-checked alarms and reminders for reaper business deadlines and appearances
And how would you know this anon?

>>27549125
what's the excuse? she planned to show up and moved her sechedule around it(allegedly)

>>27549145
Neither am I, I'm just saying its a self-made "issue".

>>27549125
fuck off

>>27549165
she's a fucking doofus and that's why I love her

>>27549188
Then why are you bitching about it, making out Mori to be some fucking villain trying to destroy Hololive?

>>27549125
Put me in the hlgg screencap

>>27549163
because oversleeping for a real life concert is significantly more disastrous than not calling in for a totsu. would you not set an alarm if you had to literally be on stage?

>>27549098
>Mori just trying to cover for personal interaction and affection by throwing tons of money
caricature of an absentee parent

>>27548052
>all my troubles seemed so far away

>>27549161
I'll never forgive the fucking elevens for shitting on her voice

>>27549098
I'm of the opinion that dedicating time to show you care about your friends shows more than throwing money at things for them. The dates in Austria probably meant a lot more to Kiara than an expensive personal chef and fucking off after a day

>>27549237
Okay anon ease off the gas a bit, you're going a little too hard.

Why do people keep biting bat this blatant.

>>27549241
Look at this thread. This is far more disastrous than missing any concert you fucking asskisser.

>>27548757
>Dragon Ball meme
So just like Mori

>>27549098
This is LITERALLY how deadbeat dads behave, I guess the fanbase name is only fitting.

>>27549257
>>27549272
poorfag habits die hard

>>27549125
>Reasonable excuse
All she had to do was be aware that Kiara was already streaming.

>>27549241
Like only dedicating 30 minutes before a flight to an important concert on YouTube where you're meant to show your best?

>>27549305
yea having a handful of seanigs shitposting on a basket weaving forum is so disastrous

>>27549237
Fucking chill out bro he's just saying she could have prepared better

>>27549103
It lost any semblance of meaning it had. Do you notice catalog when you go to look at global or new Mori thread? There's been nothing there since Rushia leaving Holo. They're drug addicts denied drugs. They need drama but the part of the community that people actually care about refuses to generate it. And unfortunately, unlike real addicts, their addiction don't kill them so their number doesn't naturally drop.
>>27549125
C'mon, you have to be sneakier than that.

>>27549335
>poorfag
lol
lmao

>>27549305
oh nyo the thread's going to shit what are we gonna do about the pwecious fwed

>>27549370
That one was apparently partly youtube's fault who demanded she send it in that day

>>27549297
No you FUCKING EASE OFF BITCH you fucking whore. You know full wel that Mori only did this because she wants to ruin fucking Hololive foR EeveryonE everyone EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. And the fact that you can't see this means that you're just a fucking piece of shit that wants Hololive to fucking die. Just fuck off already ytou fucking shithole You're the one that made Coco get supsended a nd you are going to suck the soul out of fucking Hololive unitl Omega gets his so just FUKCING OFF al;ready you piecve of shit. OPNLY UNITL MORI GETS CRITICISM SHE WILL BE SAVED!

>>27549442
I said EASE OFF THE GAS

>>27549442
i chuckled

>>27549442
Okay guys, include me in the epic screenshot, I think this one has reached the boiling point.

>>27549400
oh you don't know what I'm talking about.

>>27549424
Source? No fucking way this is true

>>27545906
Yup.

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>27549241
>reminders for reaper business deadlines and appearances
There's literally no way for you to know about every single reaper business deadline that she's had behind the scenes. You're making an assumption that you somehow know everything about Mori's life, then are using that assumption to make a narrowminded conclusion without considering the possibility that you might be missing something.

>>27549424
She was announced for the concert like a month in advance, she put it off to do rm work and design. There was no excuse for that other than not caring enough, she didn't even have lyrics up. You know damn well she would never forget lyrics for reaper business

FUCK OFF ASSKISSERS I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL WITH THE POWER OF CRITICISM

>>27549560
She talked about it in a superchat reading

>>27549581
>You know damn well she would never forget lyrics for reaper business
About that...

she should make it up to her by going to South Korea with her. Might help her relax a little more.

What is she posting, maybe a rap or picture?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1544377502381903872?s=21&t=lujRK2ricptX0PioEllLpg

>>27549581
>You know damn well she would never forget lyrics for reaper business
kek

>>27549655
Mori is going to scare those poor Koreans to death..

>>27549681
not putting my hopes up, if it's either of them it'll just be a rush job so whatever do what you can to recover mori...

>>27549655
This is a good idea on multiple levels and I hope they somehow manage to mix it with her post-NUO vacation.

>>27549681
Garbage rap she came up with in 5 minutes.
The usual damage control routine when she forgets a birthday.

>>27549606
Ok I don't watch sc reading but if you're saying that she said
>youtube only gave me a day to record everything
as an excuse, then my opinion of her for what she did with ymw just went even lower.

>>27549581
>newfag tourist exposing himself
You love to see it

You don't understand.. none of you fucking understand! /vt/ is my home! Mori makes my home horrible! It's the only home I have left! The fact that she would ruin my home with her yabs mean that I won't have a home left! WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN YOU NIGGERS!!!!

>>27549681
A video message, I assume.

>>27549581
>You know damn well she would never forget lyrics for reaper business
This is a troll post right?

Lol jeremy is melting down again
Remember when he spammed pictures of eggs?