/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27512681
Haruka........

>>27512708

>>27512708
Maybe?

>>27512253
>himehajime-chan
Is this a jp chuuba? QRD?

Froot cute

I want this drunk lich to dominate me

KSON'S YUMMY TUMMY

>>27512748
Gigguks vtuber granddaughter.

My desire to marry Froot only grows. SHE’S PERFECT!

Another banger is on its way

>>27512841
Just be aware that you're gonna be the bottom
get used to pegging

I'm gonna cover my junk in peanut butter and force feed it to Froot.

I stopped coming here for months cause /vt/ was driving me up a fucking wall, but I hope you guys all enjoyed the news. It was based.

Nazutan is my actual girlfriend
Yes, my actual, unironic girlfriend
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my girlfriend, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Nazutan is, in reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that she is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not a lie
Nazutan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another
We've confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the girlfriend of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and Nazutan would never cheat on me
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: Nazutan is my actual, unironic girlfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
Yes, "Nazutan is my girlfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>27513093
Ritualschizo you forgot your pic

Geega in Froot's chat
it seems she managed to shorten her Twitch name

SEEEEEEX
One week until the contest ends.

>>27513150
I don't know what contest you're talking about, but I like this, that's a cool tail, however it is not wolf like at all and she's going to get more fox comments lol lmoa even

>>27513150
Are the sleeves supposed to look like Key-chan's or is this from before that?

>>27513213
silver's currently running an outfit design contest. forget what the winner(s) get

pink rat today?

>>27513357
currently on sniffer's stream chillin

Is drunk Froot the more toxic than regular Zen?

>>27512953
by the time you finish rubbing the PB on your dick, Froot will already be pounding your bussy

>>27513405
Yes
And I like it

>>27513384
Is she talking this time or just standing here menacingly?

>>27513405
Zen is gamer rage toxic, Froot is mean chav toxic, so yes
and it's making my dick hard

>>27512879
She will be loved and she will be FULLY DOMINATED

>>27513121
civilian geega

>>27513413
I'm gonna miss Froot's tits when she redebuts
She's probably gonna downgrade them to be flat to match herself IRL or just make them smaller

>>27513430
Yeah but not alot. Kinda sporadic, so she might be doing other things while chilling, or she wants to give everyone else in the call a chance to talk.

>>27513536
she said they will be a B cup, same size as IRL

>>27513303
Has silver stated how the winner will be chosen?

>>27513587
as far as i know, it's whichever is "best" or that she likes the most. I think she also said she liked a lot of them and may choose multiple ones.

>>27513551
shes mentioned taking her meds a bit earlier so shes probably a bit zooted but she sounds a lot livelier than when she popped in at 3am a few days ago

>>27509273
Moving immediately

>>27512681
Can't wait for the amogus collab between JP and main.

>>27513573
B cups are absolutely perfect

>>27513113
sorry I woke up when my new thread alarm rang so I was groggy

>>27513813
*crab game collab

Any moose news?

>>27512681
Is it just me or has it been ever since it was confirmed that pink cat and aethel were fucking together, that there's been barely any threads about pink cat at all. Positive or negative threads, there's just been barely anything about pink cat. The fuck happened to you pinkcat enjoyers?

>>27513851
crab game still exist?

>>27513862
They all suicided lol

>>27513887
Sadly

Since Kson said she her joining Vshojo wasn't through audition, they just mutually agreed to come together, and likely brought the other new member along with her, is it likely at all that the actual auditions are still ongoing, or even that, they picked members from the auditions and are holding them off for later? I could imagine it would be hard to top this kind of news. Snuffy or Haruka wouldn't hold the same hype across the vtuber world as Kson and Rushia unfortunately.

>>27513862
>>27513899
>pinkcat fans pulled a jonestown
sad

>>27513862
I dunno, I just use the latest piece of art of any of the girls that hasn't been used yet

>This is a tard one!
Wtf Froot you can't say that!

>>27513948
hypothetically, if they did pick members, vshojo should and would hold off on them as they would definitely be overshadowed by kson and nazuna/mike/rushia if they didn't

>>27513970
What's wrong with the british vshojos?

>>27513970
Saying it again. She is the PERFECT WOMAN

>>27513862
its just you, she has still dominated the talk in this thread

>>27513970
say it again, Froot

>>27513948
Didn't Mouse confirm we are getting more members? They probably announced these ones first to set up the JP branch and to not overshadow the others

>>27513948
I'm sticking to the theory that the new members are mostly 2views with awful models so they want to commission them higher quality ones before bringing them on board. So if you know any small vtubers hyping up a brand new model make sure to bother them with questions.

PINK CAT COZY

>>27514033
Ah yes... talk.
>pink cat ___
>i want to sex nyan

>>27514033
>its just you, she has still dominated the talk in this thread
>thread convo has been Froot, pink rat, silver, vei, kson, and zen
Uh... anon?

>>27513953
Honestly is it a bad thing? Nyanners went back to streaming semi regularly, and the less people complain about her and she just does her thing, everyone benefits right?

How does the addition of Kson help Gunrun's backpack business?

>>27514069
yes, in false's chat the day of the panel she said something like "I can't say when but the family will continue to grow" or something

>>27514112
It forces femcels to pay attention

>>27514112
He is selling backpacks to the japs

>>27513862
kinda pointless to talk about someone who barely streams and abandons her cats

>>27514112
He'll do IRL America streams for a JP audience and shill the backpack constantly.

>>27514071
>2 views
Can we get Mint Castella and Spite? I need more dogs in Vshojo. Especially thick ones.

>>27514112
It's all part of The Plan.

>>27512813
kson hates America so dont smear her body with the image of imperialism

>>27514187
>that tummy
BREED BREED BREED

>>27514187
No I fucking hate fat people 2views
But Spite would probably work I guess

>>27514248
Check out her twitter, she retweets tons of fanart

>>27514275
Queer

Aethel. I have a proposal for you. I will send you $2.5 million dollars, and there is a contract you'll sign that signifies that when the money is turned over, it's yours and I cannot ask for a refund or charge it back. But in turn, in that contract, you must take yourself and the pink cat north of the border, or elsewhere outside of the border, and you must renounce your citizenship. It's in the contract, and if you go back on your duty, I'll sue you. Deal?

>>27514275
I love Snuffy

>>27514187
HIGH TEST
i wish there were more tummy tubers

>>27514071
>2view
>Been hyping up a version 2.0 model
>Australian, so perfect for dead hours
SHE'S IN

>>27514374
This design is fucking awful

>>27514187
>obese
>muh scary fireworks UwU
Pass

>>27513633
I hope that turns out to be simple with no backlash in the end.

>>27514514
>Sydney was the whoposter

>>27514514
I genuinely think she's gonna stream more after she's done traveling, but maybe I'm just retarded

>>27514555

>>27514477
holy projection

>>27514514
Grandmother grand daughter bonding nice.

>>27514477
she's just committed to her dog character bro

>>27514374
Off brand zone tan looking ass.

Anyone still expecting new female en members is retarded. You should've worked this out in April.

>>27514477
>boom sticks loud
>boom sticks angry!
>SCARY BOOM STICKS
>BOOM STICKS
>Please no more!
Pathetic

>>27514514
I wish her model was as good/cool as her promo art

>>27514477
She's like my dog. Scared shit of fireworks lmao.

>>27514702
Maybe next time she streams it will be

>>27514726
>literally a dog girl
how is this going over everyone's head?

>>27514794

>>27514794
Bitch will be put on a leash if she wants to commit to the bit

>>27514794
I thought she's a racoon.

Vshojo FR when?

>>27514187
I feel like being a fat vtuber is even more of a lie than a normal vtuber. Fat anime people in general, really. If you wanna rep fat people or yourself, wheres the extra chin(s)? The stretch marks? The lumps or folds? An idealized fat person is a contradiction, but using it as representation feels deceitful

>>27514882
never ever

>>27514953
>>27514826

>>27514882
This is literally Nyan and Aethel.

>>27514953
She just has a fat fetish bro

>leave for a few minutes
>Froot is back on Apex
that's it, I will molest her

>>27514882
>FR
Like Saru? She's a crazy whore, we have too much of those already.

>>27514979
kek

>>27514953
yeah yeah we get it, you're gay

>>27514477
>>27514661
Her character is literally a dog.
>obese
if you dont want a girl shaped like a fertility goddess the ancestors will not welcome you to the afterlife, you are a weak link

>>27515077
>Fat cope

>>27515077
don't bother with him, he got brainwashed by 90s heroin addict beauty standards, he's a lost cause

>>27514087
read the original post dumbass

>>27514953
Not every fat person looks the same. Some people get lucky and the fat goes to better places. For instance, I never got arm fat when I was big, never really got it on my legs either. Lots of people get the fucking arm fat tho. It's entirely fetish material in anime anyway tho, it's about having that perfect shapelyness despite being fat.

goin to bed early tonight anons i'm hyped to see geega + giri cooking tomorrow. if i die in my sleep i swear to god i'm fucking haunting all of you

>>27515234
if you try haunting me I will furiously masturbate in front of you

You have to be really retarded to be fat in 2022, the world is not full of missinformation about diet and fitness as it used to in the not so distant past

>>27515189
hot

>>27514882
Who would the members even be? The one popular French vtuber hates the fact that she is French.

>>27515258
don't care, I want more slampigs to fuck

>>27515258
There's more a case for it being laziness or poor.

>>27515291
You can literally get banned in her chat for shit talking France

2 kinds of vsj posters etc

>>27515329
stfu danny you got banned for being a /pol/tard

>>27515273
Juuroku is a great artist. If you're not into fat chicks, he'll make you into them.

>>27515329
lol really?

>>27515258
Honestly, I just started eating less and less, worked pretty well. Also been stay away from any kind of dough and sugar for years. Still think girls with FAT thighs and a cute big tummy are hot as fuck though.

>>27515447
Yeah, she has a really strict English only rule in her chat. Her explanation for it is because other frenchies tended to spam her chat asking why she doesn't speak french more. And remember, she used to stream for awhile before she was a vtuber as well so it was a long time of dealing with it. Ollie has a similar thing with Indonesian despite being literally a member of Hololive Indonesia, for the same reason, Some streamers just can't do bilingual streams and eventually snap when people keep harassing them to do so. Basically not everyone is Kson or Mouse.

>>27515291
One of the current members hates that she's a vtuber. Maybe theyd get along.

>>27515447
>>27515742
Oh nvm, that anon said "shit talking france" instead of the usual "talking in french" thing. She has a rule against shit talking any country like most streamers.

>>27515742
I can't even remember the last time mouse did a full stream or even more than a few sentences in spanish here and there on stream

>>27515886
She still responds to Spanish viewers in her chat. And she does keep saying she'll do another Spanish only stream. Whether or not this will be before the heat death of the universe is unknown.

>>27515742
When is Vei doing a Polish only (or mostly) stream? What about Nyan, does she know any other languages?

>>27515959
Vei-Never
Nyan-Still waiting on that Japanese only stream (and a few others)

>>27515959
She can speak fluent seal

Why is there a man in vSHOJO?

>>27515959
Vei's polish is literally at the level of a 4 year old's. And Nyan knows like what, 4 words of Russian and 5 words of Japanese?

Froot discovering all of those clips where she said "Suck my fat cock!". She's sober enough to get embarassed by it now.

>>27516064
There isn't, Froot wasn't serious about having the biggest fattest cock

Holy shit I hate Mouse
I started Holocure, and it's really addicting, fuck.

>>27516100
Yeah Zen's is the biggest.

>>27516095
Her seiso image is in shambles.

>>27516100
No, there is one.

https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1544210101254336512
Key.chan love

>>27516215
I wonder what's the lewdest thing Froot has done

>>27516232

>>27513357
>pink rat today?
Yes, Mouse will definitely stream today because she hasn't fallen out of love with streaming and grown addicted to seeing fleshpeople and going out on tablet adventures and she'll totally put out that schedule she's been promising for months.
PLEASE STREAM PINK RAT.

>>27516341
I've never bothered to learn, but pettan means flat pretty much?

>>27516100
>Froot wasn't serious about having the biggest fattest cock
Uhh do you have a clip when she said that?
I need it for research purposes.

>>27516346
she managed to sexually fluster the Moose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rvs9cda4yM

>>27516341
Based artist providin much needed material

>>27516463
https://clips.twitch.tv/LittleAverageAlfalfaTebowing-SptNWNYMg54Ej9e0
https://vocaroo.com/18ueXNzEHJnF

>>27516387
Yes

>>27516463
https://twitter.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/1544182465962692614
https://twitter.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/1544172080845000706

Silvervale you have to leave your house eventually

>>27516341
Cunny will save Vshojo.

Why Froot's British accent is so sexy
I know how Mousey feels now

>>27516573
Silver needs a guy she always talks to/collabs with/plays with, most of the girls already do besides Zen and Mel I think
Froot plays with Chaos
Mouse collabs with Connor
Vei plays with Soda
Nyan literally lives Aethel
Hime with her grandma

I swear I saw Nazuna nakadashi art somewhere on Pixiv but I literally can't find it. Am I hallucinating? Anyone got the link? Asking for a friend here.

>>27516751
I guess that is kind of strange. Is her audience the type to support it? Maybe that would explain the lack of desire?

>>27516977
They don't seem to mind Rob

>>27516806
It's on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1543469479962636288?t=cHDp-QPvC1GYjKFdupiUPA&s=19

>>27516751
Seen her stream a bunch with rob and john silva

>>27517089
I love you anon.

Texas BBQ chips time

>>27517113
It was posted like 3-4 times in these threads lol

>>27516751
If you want to watch males just watch them, you don't need an excuse, embrace how gay you are

I am here, because of overwhelming evidence that there is only one shitty person in the entirety of VShojo. One that stands above the rest. One that has done something so heinous, so cruel, that it hardly can be believed. Yes, I speak of Nyanners.

Did you know she had cats? Cats she raised from kittens? Cats she called her children? They were cast aside, like so many pieces of garbage, like a piece of furniture that had lost its use. Like refuse on the side of the road. Years of family bonding, tossed away.

>>27517276
Should have served them for dinner to be honest.

Mike tweeted, what does it mean

>>27517276
Are cat people really like this? Nigga you know people have had to leave fucking dogs with their other family before and dogs are way worse about you never coming back for them. Worst guilt trip in the world. Cats give considerably less of a fuck. They're gonna be alright man. Long as they're in a loving home, and that's just what you have to do sometimes when you move, or move in with someone who's allergic. It's rough, but them's the breaks bro.

>>27517436
which mike, the new mike, or the old mike

>>27517436
That she's not dead?

>>27513150
i want to hold her close. let her know how truly precious she is and everything will be okay. just be there for her as she lets everything go. then do sick, twisted things to her funbags as she gives love bites. then hand feed her jerky as i let her know she is a good girl.

>>27517500
Miguel gato

>>27517436
She has been posting on and off on instagram (yeah I'm following her in case of any hints), either she's not dropping the MiguelGato or we just made the biggest mistake thinking it was her (I highly doubt it tho).

Consensual sex with Mel

>>27517457
This doesn't change the fact she abandoned them.

>2 am
>haven't slept yet
>my brain
Can anyone else not get the pink rat out of their mind?

>>27517805
You're a really weirdo, you know that

>>27517829
it's almost 10 AM and I haven't slept yet

It's ok, we now have a pink cat who actually loves her cat (I hope, he looks pretty fat). The balance has been restored.

>>27517862
wanna dance?

>>27517727
I dont have a problem with miguelgato still living but i hope she will not pull a hime even if i feel like if she did it would be not smart for her image to ditch the only vtuber company willing to accept her even if it means possibly upsetting holo

>>27517755
Holy... sex!

>>27517926
let's tussle!

>>27517936
If Miguelgato decides to have a double career I assure you she’s gonna focus on Nazuna, because Mike has existed for a long ass time before she became Rushia, she only kept the miguelgato life as her IRL dump, she absolutely loves Keyfable, so I don’t doubt the idea of her being an angel without a memory was hers

>>27517936
NTA, but I think it will be the best for her not to show any signs, that she is Nazuna. As far as I'm aware, she has a lot of antis, and they will follow her everywhere. So she better do a fresh start and still stream as Mike as usual, even if it will mean less regular content.
Assuming, that it's actually her, of course.

>>27518036

i would have a lot more sympathy for autistic catposters if i didn't know for a fact that they would abandon any pet they have the moment a woman showed the slightest interest in them lol

>>27518093
Your thumbnail's fucked.

>>27518048
>>27518039
Good, i watched some of her stuff after the announcement and she seems pretty fun

>>27518128
i didnt make it, nor do i know how to fix it.

>>27517936
1st, its not her its some random jp 2views with a similar voice maybe

2nd if its her it would be wiser to pull a hime with mike, where she continues to stream as mike but sporadically

Things are going be funny when key isn't gato.

>>27518305
>>27518192
cope

>>27517755
of course. consent is sexy. though would you rather her be in a cuddle fuck mood or her on her hardcore hungry mood.

>>27518305
People literally doing the same dance they did around Kson being IN and a JP branch being started and etc. Will they learn after they're wrong, again? Of course not. They'll instantly drop that and move on to another thing being obviously impossible until it happens. Feels like some people just like being wrong.

>>27518442
>>27518354

>>27518124
I don't care about nyans cat like the cat schizos, but i would for a fact not abandon my pets for a women or femboys. Pets before hoes.

>>27517926
>>27517926

Which streams were these from? Cause I know cutting these out wasn't easy, but I don't remember her wearing the glasses in front of a green screen minus when she was highly medicated like a week and a half ago.

>>27518442
Lets be real, Kson joining VShojo sounded like a schizo rrat until the very end. The is a prominent indie and stated herself that she doesn't want to join any company other than Hololive. So of course people, me included, doubted it.
With Mike it's not much different, most of her fans are convinced that it's her, but there are no concrete proofs beside a few seconds of audio. And people from outside, who don't stalk her 24/7 have all reasons to doubt.

>>27518599
Some people who constantly watch her asmr even say its her, either way idc who it is

>>27518354
HAHA HE SAID THE VT SLANG NEXT HE WILL SAY SEETHE THEN FOLLOW UP WITH DILUTE.

If Nazu really is mike and is streaming on twitch, I fear for her fans wallets when she finds out what a subathon is.

>>27518965
>cope
>vt slang

>>27519014
Yes man, it a vt slang that have been overused by faggots whom can't reply to a respond.

>>27518964
RIP Orca

I just noticed we can see a part of Nazu's mascot in her twitter profile pic.

>>27519042
putang ina

>>27518369
i prefer cuddle fuck
grinding against each other gets me going fast

>>27519137
bigger image

>>27518964
Would her subathon ever end if she is mikecat?

>>27519137
>>27519205
is this copywrite infringement?

>>27519327
Nah.

Froot said no more Apex streams this week (aside from off-stream collabs with Zen) untill the next monday
Let's see if she'll be able to combat her addiction

>>27519308
Someone would have to clue her in to what one was first I would think. But, if she did people would be throwing out 100 12-month tier-3s in the chat.

>>27519537
she wont even remember she streamed and said that. so expect a whole week of it

>>27519633
nah, she already said the same yesterday during her short stream, so a hangover can't do anything here

>>27519537
>Froot said no more Apex streams this week
So no more Froot streams this week. Noted.

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>>27519205
does any other prominent vtuber have "symbol below the pupil of the eye" besides nazuna and picrel?

>>27520306
It's becoming more common in indies but the first thing I though of was silver's new model.

>>27514555
You are not, Mouse said she will be streaming more after August

NYANNERS ABANDONED HER CATS

NYANNERS ABANDONED HER CATS

>>27518369
>consent is sexy
Spoken like a truely unfuckable ogre

>>27520306
ogayu

>>27520453
I know you can't imagine a women ever wanting you, but for a lot of people it's actually very reasonable.

>>27520187
If the artstyle of that pic is yours, please never show your face on this board ever again.

>>27519537
>no more Apex streams this week

>>27520549
Congratulations on proving you've never talked to "a women" who wasn't your relative or that you didn't pay.

>>27520416
Can’t believe i never noticed that

>>27520416
wow, first vtuber with Acute Anterior Uveitis. vshojo is really doing well with their representation.

>>27520161
You will swallow your words and my cum when Froot will do her Fall Guys stream tomorrow

>>27515077
>fertility goddess
Fat cope.
Fertility goddesses were never, ever considered standards of beauty to which aspire. They were responsible for pregnancies in addition crop yields so logically they'd be fat because every culture has always intuitively understood that if you eat like a hippo, you will look like a hippo.
Go look up how actual pagan goddesses of beauty look like. Spoiler: they are not obese.

>>27520906
Bro, just accept that not everyone likes your skinny bitches and stop coping.

>>27520450
Have you not seen Aethel's abs? No sane person would choose shitty fucking cats over those lickable mounds.

>>27521002
It's reality that doesn't like tubs of lard. Trust the science.

>>27521002
there is unironically no reasoning with anons that dont want to fuck fat girls their brains are underdeveloped and afraid of anything bigger than them

>>27521079
>presenting a heavily subjective thing like attractiveness as an objective fact
>Trust the science.
you contradict yourself on every turn

>>27521089
Some people just don't enjoy the earthquakes they cause when they walk around.

>>27521115
Fatty, health is attractive, historically and cross-culturally. When a doctor tells you there's more cholesterol then blood in your arteries, that's an objective fact. Try salads and jogging, you'll feel better and maybe you'll even manage to trick some desperate individual into getting close to your genitals.

>>27521259
>coping this much at people liking chubby girls
I pray that you'll someday leave your house and stop being such an anti-social prick

>>27521317
I do leave my house. It's very easy when you can fit through the door.

Unity

>>27521362
sure buddy, and I'm Santa Claus
people who argue about "historic beauty" or whatever on imageboards meant for vtubers are definitely not outgoing people

>>27521436
You'd be surprised by how many friends you spontaneously and effortlessly make when people aren't scared you'll devour them too.

>>27521002
>>27521089
Taking up a lot of space is not a feminine feature sorry

>>27521405
Yeah so much unity where as soon as the event was over they awkwardly went their seperate ways

>>27521600
two of them had to be on the panel, for other two it was 2 am

>>27521498
you do you
I'll keep on loving big slampigs

>>27521633
And when was the last time they were together?

I must confess that I really enjoyed the salt and seething on /vt/ over the past few days.

>>27521647
That's cool, >>27521089 was just starting shit

>>27521673
Cock destroyed unity

>>27521684
I know, if I was part of some other community I probably wouldn't see it that way but there's a huge amount of karma hitting holocels atm

>>27521705
to be fair, he wasn't the one that started it, >>27520906 is the main culprit

>>27521757
To be even fairer, >>27515077 started it with we wuz fertility goddesses and shiet

>>27521834
You can follow up that entire reply chaing and discover this whole convo exists because someone sperged out about someone posting a chubby 2D girl. So no, the dude you quoted isn't at fault.
Besides, bringing up an hours old conversation already makes you the retard here.

>>27521741
I hope if Mouse and Nyan ever see something like this they can laugh at it in a dark humor kind of way because, yeah, what the fuck can a bunch of angry chinese on the internet do compared to the shit they've been through and live with? China ain't shit. Also Zhang is the funniest fuckin' term, I just feel bad for Zhang Liao, he was based. Should name it after some smelly loser from Shu like Liu Bei or Zhuge Liang. Or better yet, Gaun Yu, since the chinese worship that guy anyway. The faster you start trashing Gaun Yu, the angrier the chinese get.

>>27521898
>sperged out
>by saying obese people are repulsive
That's what everybody who see you thinks by the way.

>>27490715
My AMD calls will not print. I will not be giving my money to Nazu.

>>27522044
You project way too much. Go work out if being fat bothers you that much, stop hating other people for not being as insecure as you are.

>>27522103
I work out 4 times a week because it's the healthy choice, because it makes me feel good and because i enjoy it.
And i will never stop hating deformity and most importantly those who encourage it

>>27521898
lol I didn't even know that was still going on, I was the guy who brought up fertility goddesses or whatever with fat chicks because it was from some guy shitposting about chubby girls on twitter the other day, I literally copy and pasted the response. Compare my post to this
https://twitter.com/amitlatl/status/1543416833721655296

>>27521673
Zen's apex last month

Twitter is cringe it's the millennial version of being a facebook boomer

>>27522196
I want a girl with more muscle than me

>>27522044
Obesity irl is generally not attractive at all. However, they know how to make cute thicc anime girls in 2D bro, what can I say.

>>27522341
It's because they can just handwave away the common problem of fat being distributed to the face

>>27522318
I don't disagree, but all of vshojo is there and use it constantly, so I see plenty on it.

>>27522378
Or they just make the face cute regardless cause artstyles can do anything.

>>27522433
This is why we must make anime real with brain interface matrix realities

>>27522341
>children irl are generally not attractive at all. However, they know how to make cute anime lolis in 2D bro, what can I say.

glad we came to an understanding

>>27518599
My favorite rrat is that Nyanners hate Connor and wants him to give back mouse. Funniest shit in the world. I thought it was old and dead but I just read it again 2 days ago and it was even funnier after she actually hung out with Connor and said how much she loved it and faux shipped her boyfriend with him because she thought their bromance during their entire irl hangout was adorable and loved their karaoke duets. She wouldn't shut up about how much she loved the comradery between boys or something. Then you have this goofy motherfucker out here following some /vt/ text reposter on twitter thinking she hates the guy. That's the good shit.

>>27522527
>>children irl are generally not attractive at all
Yours sounds a lot more fucked up with the generally there than mine does. You sure you're only into drawings bro?

>>27522456
Give it 15 more years. VRchat has already made like twice as many strides as shit like second life ever wanted to.

>>27522595
way more sure that you aren't actually into landwhales or a landwhale yourself

https://www.twitch.tv/apricot/clip/ZealousTrappedDogSoBayed-xaKxNG8bc5vprlOt

>>27522172
Alright, you're an incel without a father figure, no need to display your insecurities here.

>>27522676
Hey man, I'm just saying one sounds worse when you word it like that.

>>27522766
at best i'd be a volcel if all the girls in my country were america tier disgusting mountains of fat and flesh, luckily i live in the first world

>>27522880
>>27522766
>>27522172
>>27522103

>>27522766
Curiously actual incels tend to develop a morbid relationship with their mother. I'm sure Freud would have a field day with your obsession with fatties.

>>27522938
Zen...

>>27522880
You know what's interesting, is if you look at the obesity rates, it's mostly black folks, and then black women specifically when it comes to americans having so many obese people. But then that doesn't make any fuckin's since because they're only 13 percent of the population which would mean most of america isn't actually obese. Like yeah you have to add the percent of fatass white redneck motherfuckers in there too, but it's not even a close to as many.

SEA hours were a mistake

Alright, who crosslinked this thread in /r9k/ again?

>>27522981
>akshually it's the blacks!
Literally every deflection

>>27523018
>crosslinked
/vt/ is half /r9k/ half /pol/.

>>27522981
>Non-Hispanic Black adults (49.9%) had the highest age-adjusted prevalence of obesity, followed by Hispanic adults (45.6%), non-Hispanic White adults (41.4%) and non-Hispanic Asian adults (16.1%).17. maj 2022
?

I see we're still permanently at the top of the board.

>>27523100
We'll beat /hlgg/ one more time at 16th for sure.

>>27523100
vsj just poached two of holos biggest talents, we're there forever

>>27522981
mutt's law

>>27523145
*one

>>27520453
>>27520593

oh look. is a wannabe. oh dont call yourself a incel. your cellibacy is completely voluntary, you just dont want to do the one thing to fix it. stop being a fetid cunt.

>incels and fat chicks arguing

>>27523066
what the fuck is a non-hispanic asian

>>27523509
i will take care of the fat chicks, I need to cum

>>27523371
"Fetid cunt" is the perfect description for fat chicks

>>27523529
someone with predominantly asian heritage and minuscule or none latin american heritage
US censuses group people by race instead of ethnic group or nationality like in Europe, Africa and Asia

I want to fuck BBWs

Are there any clip channels that translate vshojo clips to japanese?

>>27523645
same
just finished jerking off to BBW porn

How was Melody chaturbate streams? Its full or just for trolling?

>>27513948
who is Snuffy and Haruka or Kson and Rushia? I don't know them?

>>27523711
she jerks herself with toys that vibrate depending on how much the viewers tip
sometimes she also pops out a huge horse dildo or a fucking machine

>>27523625
I think it'd be a lot easier if it just said "black, white, latino, asian"

>>27523663
I have never looked but I guarantee you with certainty there is.

>>27521002
did they touch you when you were young? did someone molest you? dad left? tell us what happened anon, talk to us. it's now or never.

>>27522550
Nyanners doesn't care about mouse anymore since she has aethel now.

>>27523786
latino and hispanic aren't technically considered races, as there be white, black etc. latinos
but then again, "asian" only means SEA and Far East Asian peoples, even though it's named after the whole continent, and they still bother distinguishing hispanic people from the black, asian and white racial groups even though they're still apart of the same race, jsut with a lation background

tl;dr American views on race are mega retatrded and don't make sense most of the time

>>27523894
I fucked your mom's chubby ass when I was a kid, now I like chubby girls

>>27524053
makes sense you retard

The hell is going on itt

>>27524104
say hi to her for me, I miss pounding her fat ass

>>27524117
Nyanners is in another hiatus so they're getting antsy

>>27523663
nope

Come back Nyan!

>>27523645
>>27523701
based
https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1318971912186376199

Nyann is the best vshojo

What is better, cute small peen or big hard cock? Cant decide.

>>27524387
true

What's nyan next excuse not to stream?

>>27524427
ISP trouble

>>27524427
pregnancy

>>27524427
the convention took a lot out of her

>>27524387
sure, the best at being a whore

>>27524391
I'll take both

>>27524489
She's going to unleash Gunch on you and you'll cry, good luck.

>>27524427
someone somewhere stub their toe

>>27524391
Hard small peen

Sorry about the Mint shill guy. He has gone from three different threads to shill his oshi, he's a little bit autistic if you can't tell.

>>27524532
whatever you say whorcaposter, just remeber nyan is a backstabbing whore

>>27524427
Bro, there's literally a video of her streaming from AX right here.
https://twitter.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/1544224643673985024

Had Shilily interacted with any vshojo besides zen and froot?

>>27524391
big hard cock is good on young or old people
small peen on an old guy is just sad

>>27523977
>Nyanners doesn't care about (you) anymore since she has aethel now.
ftfy

>>27524623
I almost took your bait.

>>27524704
Mel

>>27524567
I posted a couple pieces of fanart and shitposted about "fertility goddesses." I then left and everyone apparently got into a full on shitfit about BBW vs skinny women, which is kind of still ongoing. I don't care which you prefer, I just brought up Spite and Mint because I had very recently watched them and someone asked which 2view I'd like to get into vshojo. In truth I know little about mint cause I haven't watched much of her and I also haven't visited /vt/ in ages until today.

>>27524704
Technically, she did that group collab with kson.

>>27524704
Vei

>>27524792
was she not streaming relatively regularly before AX once they finally moved into their house?

>>27524917
*vomits*

/wvt/ here, one of our schizos is leaking I apologize

Who will be the Tob of VshojoJP?

>>27524792
When was the last time she collabed with mouse?

>>27525106
That's a very masucline arm Tob has.

>>27525106
nice

>>27525106
If they've got a Taiwan branch opening Tob has a connect

>>27525108
2 days ago on Zentreya's stream. Every Vshojo was there except Melody and Hime. They all watched the Kson debut together.

Where are the old JP vei fanbase? They would be the ones that know vshojo the most.

>>27525236
they left silently in embarrassment.

>>27525254
>on embarrassment.
from what

>>27524922
no, and also that doesnt mean she cares about you

(you)

Bros. How are we gonna merge vsj+ with kson and mike audience?

>>27525455
why do we need to

>>27525455
We don't. They'll continue their own threads but they're welcome here too.

>>27525455
I imagine they've already got ritual posts and their own schizos/rrats already, we'll just get used to seeing them over the course of time
>Install Fightcade (but I'm not going to go tell them to do it on 2ch)

>>27525455
never, remember Talent Freedom!

>>27525295
less and less weeb pandering and more and more dick humor and stories of her sexual encounters

>>27525455
vsj global
it's time let the +s return to /lig/, that symbol was originally added for haruka and snuffy in the era where they collabed with vshojo girls almost every day, alas this time is long gone and forgotten now

>>27525641
>it's time let the +s return to /lig/
you going to make the mousefags angry, as long as connor is a thing, + will not disappear.

>>27525641
you are very dedicated anti+ anon

>>27525723
Wait till he hears about Kson's +armada

>>27525641
This sounds like a good idea. But i don’t like the idea of following hololive’s footsteps and limiting boyfriendposting as they are considered a ”+”

>>27525641
Haruka.................

>>27525641
Vsj+Connor general

If we don’t intgrate the vsjpbros into our threads, they will make a community that hates the vshojo company which will be very unhealthy. We need to be united so our girls can be happy and not feel separated from their co-workers

kson burger

>>27525911
Just split the thread. One less slot for bait threads is a good thing.

>>27525641
Unity ended because of dick

>>27525911
they are already separated to some degree by the language barrier, and I dont think vshojo cares about that, it's up to the streamer, remember Talent Freedom!

>>27525977
>through dick unity

>>27523701
based anon, got any recommendations?

>>27525911
>they will make a community that hates their oshi's org
I doubt it.
It'll take some time, but once they see that their oshis are still the same and nothing changed for them they will gradually accept that vshojo isn't the devil of vtubing.

>>27514555
She has to build up a reserve before the baby arrives.

>>27526179
True. Vshojo is actually the whorehouse of vtubing.

>>27516383
>long ligma is kicking her ass right now.
She'll stream a bunch when she gets plasma, it really does supercharge her even if she's zooted asf

>>27526179
Nah, /vt/ shizos genuinely thinks there is a literal war between vtuber companies they will keep shitposting about vshojo is devil incarnate.

NYANNERS BEEN SMOOTH SINCE THE DAYS OF KILLING JEWS
NEVER LOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brz1KmFf5MQ

>>27526179
>they will gradually accept that vshojo isn't the devil of vtubing.
lol no they won't. The people that love vshojo will continue to love it. The people that love vtubers in general will continue too love all the companies and not care about any fictional war. The people that think vshojo is a spooky boogeyman however will always hate it. One look at the absolutely ridiculous shit that is made up on an almost hourly basis should tell you all you need to know about a vshojo anti. Take solace in know the vast majority of vtuber fans simply do not give a fuck about that shit and just watch vtubers and don't hate vshojo.

>>27516561
Drunk Froot is awesome

I've been a calmer fan about this ever since I remembered that I fully intend to kill my oshi and then myself if she ever betrays me. I'm glad that it's easy for people to think it's a joke though, it makes it easier

>>27526439
Not if I kill you first fag

>>27525210
Mel and Hime were on the floor apparently.

>>27526439
I will unbetray her.
t.Connor CDawg

>>27526439
most sanest vtuber fan

>>27526439
but she already betrayed you, why are you still alive?

>>27526374
I think quite a few Rushia/Mike fans might change their minds when they see that she will stay the same and that she'll be respected in vshojo. Of course the board as a whole won't change.

>>27526511
Haha, I would become a demon incarnate with nothing left to live for except to avenge all of her broken promises after she told me that she'd never hurt me and that it was okay to fall in love with her because she'd love me for thebrest of her life, not you nor anybody else would be able to stop me from making the world right again, haha

>>27526439
you probably need a crane just to get out of the front door.

>>27526590
She never betrayed me, I'm not gonna do something as serious as murder-suicide over a retarded narrative. I'm crazy not stupid

>>27526631
now you are just spouting bullshit, you will never believe she "betrayed you" no matter the evidence because you are just a miserable coward that doesnt have to guts to end it

>>27526627
Actually I fell for her after I left my ex-wife for cheating on me and then she killed herself after making her last messages telling me that it was my fauot for leaving her. I actually have no trouble with women, I chose this because of crippling trauma

>>27526714
You're retarded if you believe the mafu shit that she literally broke down crying to deny

>>27526765
oh ya, tears means she totally wasn't lying

Hag-angel...
https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1543469479962636288?t=zqht2LjSqFYqFXie6cs50Q&s=19

>>27526838
You have 0 knowledge of the circumstances involved, stop being a 糖質一杯ガイジ

>>27526604
unironically meds + therapy

>>27526765
Don't fall for his bait, anon.

>>27526891
>not linking the new piece by this same artist