/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mori...

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Villain Vibes with AmaLee + rest of Ama's album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFaie-Tp1Jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuL3pWBZJYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNxnZy3w-2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR_nSTspkSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNldhUOBtSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrb0lq8bVQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5cFkHY7t0

HACHI's NEW ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-9WZaW3Gs

Miori's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGrEZkIm0AE

Ririsya's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUKCS4j7Tr8

Milky's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj_7pkPO6X0

We finally have scans of the Rolling Stone magazine
https://drive.google.com/file/d/16uju7FnpYjOhmoU_-MMPfwVvSJYPYFEA/view

>>27488628
Thanks, Lapen

>>27488628
worth a read?

remember to love your Mori

I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!!
Remeber to love your Mori!!

>>27488696
it's mostly stuff you already know if you're an avid watcher or seen a few clips

>>27488231
Previous thread: >>27448285

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O3o-YhssQOA
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Huge W: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tuTSmrDwyLw

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>27488770
I dare say you get more from the Omocat interview.

>>27486586
I just saw that retard who skims threads for Twitter likes reposted my jar. Yes it's just white resin FFS. I just got the idea when someone said the white resin looks like cum, but didn't have any available until recently.

I love my moon princess

>>27489822
cumbeat...

>>27488696
The interesting points are that RIP was something she was already working on (in some way) before she joined hololive, and that the chuuni song she's excited about on the EP is about "sort of giving 100% of myself as Mori Calliope". Dose hopium or add to moripromises.txt at your discretion.

>>27489822
holy fuck it was you resin beat
when can I get my own Ope?

>>27489988
If you go to that anime convention in Vancouver the day the hololive panels are and find me. I'll have some on me.

Moripipipioipipipi

>>27490083
You'll be able to identify him by the trail of bodies left in his wake, and the tiny devils marching two by two behind him.

>>27490083
this is an elaborate plan to use his army to kill deadbeats

>>27490083
Do they come prefilled?

>>27490235
lesbeat, that's no way to have a surrogate baby with Mori

>>27489924
thats so weird to think about

its such a departure from literally everything she ever did prior

>>27490231
how else will I collect my proof of Deadbeats without arousing suspicion

She's fat irl, like at least 220lbs.

>>27489924
>Dose hopium or add to moripromises.txt at your discretion
The interview was literally done right before she did her "island getaway" and went silent out of nowhere for a week. It's already a Moripromise.txt

>>27490703
ogey

>>27489822
I think all of us knew it was resin .. right?

>>27491149
this is 4chan, even gura alluded to being drowned in a cum jar once

>>27491304
>ywn drown Gura in resin

>>27491460
Not with that attitude you won't

I hope we hear some roadtrip stories

>>27491460
Maybe I should make a gura one and post it on her art tag lol. Even if she doesn't give it a like I know she probably will see it while scrolling her tag.

did they add a character to the captcha?

Ina kinda cute
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1544106935930068992

>>27492725
>spoiler
You're just imagining things

>>27492747
her goofy voice lives rent free in Ina's head
>>27492725
it happened to me once today, but only once, I dont know what triggers it

>>27492747
I love that they bonded so much.

>>27492804
It was on my first post today and I haven't seen it since. Might be something like that.

>>27492804
>her goofy voice lives rent free in Ina's head
Imagine getting absolutely destroyed in an arm wrestling competition with someone and later that night they sing an emo song to you but in goofy's voice. It's a hell of an impression

I love her so much

Gooba on the telly

I can't wait for gura to expose you cuckbeats for that party. Your going to feel the full rage of chumbuds.

>feel the rage of ______
oh its this guy again

>>27493545
There he is, Mori's most chuuni deadbeat..

>Gura has more notes on the people she spent more time with
ah damn now I'm super interested now

>the German doesn't like mushrooms
wat

>Gura was going overdrive just trying to act "normal"
That might explain why she was seemingly so shy, she unironically was holding back her power level.

>>27490703
yeah but a lot of that is cuz she's carrying decuplets

>>27494187
>dislikes mushrooms
>dislikes drinking
If you told me Kiara was a T*rk living in Deutschland I'd believe you

>>27493545
ywnbaw

Shark too cute for our boy

It's hard to imagine wearing Gura wearing a two piece, much less just the top (plus pants that is)

>don't talk to me about fashion
Damn Ame is much more of a tomboy than Mori it sounds.

>the mori segment has ended
lmao she must have loved the rager right?

>>27495146
>>27494664

>Ina has velcro straps on her shoes
Dangerously based

>knows about of niche boutique fashion brands
>doesn't know what a quarter is or any US coins despite being American
Bourgie Shark

>Gura trying to remember "shenanigans"

LMFAO

>Hasn't spoken about Mori in a while.

Well, I'm a Sisreap anti now.

>skipped over the entire meeting day right into Myth karaoke
rumao

they barely talk about the fancy BnB or the arcade shit
will you finally learn that spending shitload of money doesn't replace actually being present, Mori?

>>27496984
I think its more along the lines of her not being there for as long

https://twitter.com/mi0i7/status/1543787414371840000?s=21&t=BelII_JFQD-eoH7kdsUFXA

>>27497041
Uh yeah anon that's what he said

>>27497041
I wonder why, lol

>>27496984
Kiara talked about it plenty, thread shitter, gura's fucking leaning into her audience and going Amesame hot

>>27496984
>Spends the most amount of money on her friends
>Gets talked about the least from them
Moririn you can't buy friendship, at least not with them.

>>27497162
She's talked more about Kiara and Ina than Ame so it's not that. Hell she's talked about Bubba more than she has about Mori so far.

>>27497286
almost like there was a week where Mori wasn't there, huh

>>27497286
>>27496342
>>27493545
Go try in global

>>27497338
Well yeah that's what I'm saying, and what started this conversation up top.

[NEWS] Mori smells like a girl

>>27496984
>wasn't there for an entire week of off-collab shenanigans
>roadtripped with gura for a day
>was present for two streams in the timespan of a day
>had to leave soon afterwards for other reasons
the amount of time mori spent with them compared to the time the other 4 all spent together is huge. It's not Mori's fault she had other shit planned at the time.

>>27497607
no.....

>>27497607
old news but still makes me happy

There it is now.

There, will you guys shut up already

>>27497607
don't listen to gura's lies

She's talking about the road-trip

>>27497639
I mean it IS Mori's fault because she planned all that other stuff. But its not something to be up in arms about.

Oh onononono thread shitters

>road trip with pasties
what

Would you believe it?

>>27497834
'twas but a jork

>>27497834
hot

oh no no no we failed sister, time to spam tiktok comment again i guess

>>27497845
No...

>>27497639
>It's not Mori's fault she had other shit planned at the time
I mean, it literally is, nothing was forced on her

>>27497639
t.doesnt understand what a plan is

>>27497912
>>27497794
She's had this shit planned for months in advance, this offcollab was relatively spontaneous.
This is the Kronii birthday shit all over again

>wearing pasties and Gura driving
I believe every word that shark just said, because it's exactly what i wanted to hear.

>>27497912
That shit was planned months ago, and Kiara wasn't even sure she was going to America till like two days before she left. Mori couldn't have predicted an off collab would happen when she was busy.

>>27498046
Why does the shark go topless in transit but bottomless while still??

>>27497607
Actually devastating

>>27498033
She can only think of herself, that's why. The possibility of a offcollab is insignificant to the clout she'll get

>>27498033
>it's everyone's else fault that her schedule is overfilled and completely inflexible
I mean, you can cope and she can cope, regardless - it leaves her marginalized in her "friend" group

>Ame's daki is a JP member

RAINFOREST OOF

>>27498046
that's bullshit but I believe it

>>27498260
you're talking about her as if everyone in myth treats her like a pariah

>>27498447
Watch streams anon, they obviously all hate Mori

>using Gura's stream to numberfag friendships, bite bait, and go over stale time loops
ngmi deadbeats

>>27498538
Are we watching the same streams?

>>27498538
I cannot believe Ninomae Ina’nis said "Fuck Calli I hate that bitch" on stream...

>>27498422
>Ame's daki isn't Mori or Kronii

Rainforest in shambles

Terminator is getting stronger

>>27498235
>Mori has to drop everything and never plan her business at all on the rare chance the first Myth collab might happen before the big anniversary.
Everyone in Myth has already talked about it, the off collab was never planned. Even Gura just confirmed right now the anniversary was supposed to be the first meeting.

>>27498626
Its sarcasm... hopefully

Thank God, Gura.

>>27498661(me)
The second anniversary was planned to be the first Myth off collab, I meant.

No, Gura... Kronii is a monster.

>>27498626
You just need to take way more or way less meds so that you can hear the secret whispers of their true feelings, Anon.

In what world is Kronii weak...Shark please...

>>27498811
It will be great, Kronii will be legit smug over it.

>>27498642
Mori slapped Kiara's ass in front of Ame..

>I just started screaming with my eyes shut waiting for it to be over
Kind of a bleak line for a arm wrestling competition

I'll be back when drama faggots stop sucking cock for the night and I'll ask for a QRD of the stream

Mamamori Kakkoi...

>Kari mom kakkoi
FUCKING HOW?

>>27499052
It runs in the family apparently

>gura has talked about mamamori more than mori
rumao

Sometimes I wonder if people are watching the same stream as I am

So personal rrat, literally everything /vt/ shits on mori for Gura is guilty of...apparently even having severe ADD

>>27499286
..you thought they watched streams?

>>27499290
So /vt/ is Crimson 1. Makes sense, really, motivation based solely on projecting their own faults onto those they hate tends to blow up in their face.

>>27499286
they will keep trying, the stream doesnt matter, just the (you)s

>>27499231
Gura has talked about Fauna more than Mori
Fauna was with her a day shorter

>replying to himself
rumao

So, how long before Shondo tries to hunt down Gura?

>30 dollars for chap stick
There's a bridge I'd like to sell Gura

>>27499755
Fun fact: Polka follows Shondo on twitter.

>>27499755
but vt told me fauna hate her....

>hey bro check out my pits
Uhm..

The armpitussy?

>still no talk about the airbnb
that's odd I was told by other deadbeats that gura had fun but she has yet to mention it on the stream

>>27500111
She went straight to the source so she could memorize her smell

Rrat: Jemma briefed them about VSJ Jp.

Jchad mogged...

>>27500454
Big ups threadreader

>>27500724
Well WE didn't need more confirmation Mori drew the short straw in terms of managers.

>>27500806
I mean idk man would you rather have snacks or a contract with the one of the biggest music producers in japan?

>>27500724
JChad has never been the best manager

mori wouldn't yab constantly if Jchad was a decent manager

>>27500864
Hard to say, even the other girls were excited for snacks...

>>27500864
why not both?
I think Jchad is more specialized in music stuff so its much better for Mori but lacks other skills

>>27500724
>Mori needs the best manager with all the shit she does
>Gets the worst one
Jenma probably would have had her that Nendo half a year ago

>>27501062
I don't think Jchad is even specialized in that, considering she didn't do her fucking job and tell Mori about the signature shit

>>27501062
And yet a bunch of Mori’s music releases have leaked early.

>>27501062
She doesn't have the spine to stand up to Mori or her other manager though

Yea, I'm a charge gamer

>>27501151
Have you seen the bullshit the other girls have had to deal with when it comes to their music, especially Kiara? Mori at least gets her music relatively easy in comparison, even if some things like covers take a while.
And I'm putting the autograph stuff on Team Calli's fault, I think they intentionally hid it from Jchad as well.

>>27500864
>Delicious Snacks that fill you up And would also let you stay in her house if you had nowhere to go
>A contract that both pushes you to the brink and literally made your music worse And lets you stumble home drunk on your own while they drink with Teddyloid some more

I don't know seems like a simple choice

I'm telling you all J-Chad is only good for networking and not managing. She's responsible for the UMG contract but also all the bullshit with the expats too.

>>27501343
Ever since the shadowbeat arc where jchad did fucking nothing I’ve disliked her.

>its never mori's fault it's just jchad

>>27501493
Yes.

>>27501493
She's the one who gave Mori TT.

>>27501493
True, there's literally nothing she can do when Mori disappears to do reaper business. Meanwhile it seems like Kiara, Gura, Ame (not sure about Ina) maintain regular contact with their managers

>>27501435
You can dislike her but I'm just saying Jchad is probably only a music manager or least that's what she wants to manage.
The shadowbeat arc you mentioned supports that theory, she didn't care about the stream or chat quality.

>>27501493
possibly

That was a cute stream from Gura, hope the possible future plans to hang out again come to fruition.Shame to hear she spent so much time trying to not act "weird" I imagine that none of the others would have judged her for it.

>>27501726
Then Mori needs a stream manager.

>>27501726
Managers shouldn't be fucking hyperfocused on a singular aspect at the expense of everything else
It defeats the entire point of, well, managing

>>27501695
J-Chad was with Mori in LA, retard. She's also with her everywhere else she goes.

>>27501675
My rrat is that she was a former Kadokawa employee, hence the English/Japanese proficiency and connections with TT and Bookwalker

>>27501777
If Mori needs three fucking managers (four if you count Team Calli who manage her UMG stuff) then there's probably a different issue here.

>>27501939
Or maybe she just needs a manager that does their fucking job

>>27501783
But she was there for the Hololive booth. This is the first time she has been in US with Mori, every other time has been with the "other manager"

>>27501939
Team Calli is promotional only. They are not managers

>>27501889
kadokawa has interests in cover

>>27501939
The other managers legitimately just coast off the Mori success and connections that J-Chad has a least a part in. They're fucking useless and honestly probably even detrimental in the long run

>Barely said anything about Mori during the off-collab
>No mentions of the party at all
Did Mori actually fuck up?

Does someone have a qrd on what was said about Mori in Gura’s stream? I was having dinner with the family.

>>27502258
they bought pastries and coffee for the roadtrip
thats literally it

>>27502284
What the fuck

He's still trying, this is really sad...

>>27502329
Gura bounces off of chat a lot to direct her stories. Chumbies aren't exactly happy with Mori right now

>>27502329
Other small mentions too, like how she smells good
From the sounds of the stories she spent the most time with Ina while there

>>27502258
>Gura was surprised by Mori's reaction to her because Mori kept calling her cute.
>Gura thinks Mori is kakkoi.
>They kept stopping for pastries on the road trip.
Not a whole lot unfortunately.

>>27502329
Gura wandered off to play with different machines at the arcade but she heard Mori popping off while playing Air Hockey in the distance

>>27502390
This. Chat, especially the greyfags who're majority/here/ are upset at Mori

>>27502492
there was still plenty of people asking about her
Gura might let more stuff trickle out (uoh) in the enxt few days but its starting to sound like either Mori wasnt there that much or she was awkward as fuck and didnt talk to anyone besides Ina

>>27502218
Or it was literally nothing and mori did rent it for her sister and they were just there to spend the night/do the promo stream then go to another location? Would you talk about a place you just slept at and left the next morning?

>>27502756
Someone didn't watch Kiara's stream...

>>27502756
It really does sound like she spent the most time with Kiara/Ina

>>27502492
Do you actually think the majority of Guras chat posts on vt? I can’t be reading this right. Surely you aren’t this delusional

>>27502458
>Gura thinks Mori is kakkoi.
So they both speak english and saw her IRL and yet both Gura and Kiara maintain this? Mori is truly powerful it seems. A bit disappointing she stopped herself from acting like a horny gremlin she is on stream when it comes to Mori's figure but I guess it's not surprising.

>>27502756
At this point I think Gura is avoiding mentioning her, probably wants to avoid questions about the party. There’s been several moments we know they were together doing stuff. Ex. Roadtrip, playing basketball, Gura was by the pool, they went shopping.

manager this manager that. nonexistent yab this nonexistent yab that. I just love me Mori and the rest of HoloEN

>>27502991
Can you please go somewhere else? You've been at this for hours and it's embarrassing

>>27502991
whatever, we'll see. maybe bonebros is actually dead, still have NUO coming up

Keep ignoring the problems before it explodes in front of Mori's face .

For example, she's been in front of crowds... And in crowds... Would be a shame if COVID struck

>>27503079
I doubt it, they probably just didn’t click as much as they thought in person. Gura is more shy and Mori is much more outgoing than she gives herself credit for.

>>27502940
doxxing your coworker within hours of meeting them is pretty kakkoi

>>27503320
show me the doxx

It's interesting to watch anonymous people on a website notoriously filled with friendless autists attempt to psychoanalyze friendships between girls

>>27503394
You can tell who the friendless autists are because they try to psychoanalyze the hardest while pushing their schizophrenia
The mental problems explain the former, I guess

>>27503394
I don’t care about that, I just wanted more Mori stories. At least Kiara and Ina came through with some cute Mori encounters.

>>27503443
Getting mad at people who get to meet their oshi is worse.

>>27503258
Run sinister.exe

>>27503518
Mori and Gura probably know that most of the Chumbuds wants Sisreap's head on a pike

>>27503336
Nice try zhang

>>27503533
based doxxbeat

>>27503518
Suppose there's just a lot they'd rather keep to themselves, like how as far as I've heard nobody but Mori talked about the cook she got to make them breakfast dinner. That and Mori just had less time with them all some of the other girls.

>>27503320
Where? Post link. Or are you afraid of a meido?

>>27503604

bonebros is fucking dead

>>27503670
Killed by sisreap.

>>27503651
>I've heard nobody but Mori talked about the cook she got to make them breakfast dinner
Mostly because she paid for it and for her, it was such a fun idea, maybe the rest didn't share her enthusiasm.

>>27503651
worth considering its another scenario like the pool where nobody knows if its good to talk about unless they know someone else brought up

>>27503651
I think they’re all just afraid of revealing too much. Kiara didn’t want to even mention the pool till Mori did. I don’t mind them not streaming but damn I wish they could have at least talked about what was safe to mention for the zatsus after. Like we don’t even know, did Mori buy that cute swimsuit while shopping with Gura?

>>27503699
killed by Mori
she was the host there

>>27503745
From the way Kiara worded it, it seems that if Mori herself didn't mention the pool, she'd keep silent about it as well. With some things I guess someone has to mention it first before others start talking about it.

>>27503796
Nobody was allowed to talk about Gura's socks..

>>27503828
Maybe things could have gone differently if Mori showed off her armpits too

>>27503871
Mori is shy about that area though…

>>27503651
Mori is stupid about stuff like that and thinks spending a lot of money on friends is how you show you care. Some of her best moments were making those bracelets for her and Kiara and writing the birthday rap for her. The girls screwing around and trying to cook something edible would have probably been a lot more fun for all of them than a stranger cooking an expensive meal.

>>27501493
Jchad bullied rushia and coco

>>27503997
Mori is a bit dumb, but she has good intentions.

>>27504045
You know, if Jchad was Coco's manager or something a lot of things would make sense

>>27504062
well she has to stop acting like an absentee father
or not, she has a "proper" friend group already, it's just not in Holo

>>27503997
same thing with her music, sometimes it feels like she would write a song or two for them but wont actually spend time with them, like not trying to be friends with Kiara for almost a year.
I'm sure everyone would enjoy it more and like her more if she just spared some time for them

>>27503997
I think it was her way of trying to make the most of the time she was with them, how limited it was. Kinda explains also why she would be quick to buy any snacks and drinks the others wanted.

>>27503670
No it's not, Gura and Mori are just both very shy awkward people. Also Mori wasn't there very long and is apparently kind of intimidating. I'm sure they really enjoyed that road trip and spending time together. Mori liked quite a bit of off-collab bonebros fanart as well.

People here are gonna hyper-analyze every crumb of the stories and comments. Fact is nobody really knows who liked who the most and if there were any genuine bad vibes.

>>27503699
mori gave her the key

I’m jumping off the bone bros train, Mori and Ina are the true bros now. I can’t believe I was blind for so long.

>>27504192
yeah, I can't wait till that shit peters out considering they're two busiest people in Myth

>>27504117
>Gura and Mori have a fun road trip and eat a bunch of snacks
>/vt/sisters: "THEY HATE EACH OTHER"
Meanwhile they can't even watch either Ina or Mori to hear about how they spent a lot of time just vibing together while Mori was there, or how Kiara and Mori spent a day swimming together
I swear to fucking God you should have to pass a test that proves you watch streams to post on this godforsaken board

>>27504117
I mean, we had 5 zatsus recounting different point of view of this offcollab, you can already make a decent recollection of the event.

>>27503997
Mori's trip back home being canceled last December was a bigger tragedy than we thought. Remember that she gave her already booked hotel vacation to MamaMori and PapaMori and Mori felt like she did a nice thing for them. Mori also said that she's the type of person to buy things for her friends to show appreciation. Unfortunately, if you go overboard with buying expensive gifts, it comes off as a cold and impersonal gesture.

>>27504251
Yet several of them didn't even mention presence of a pool or anything related to it before the one who made it happen mentioned it. These girls can be very secretive when they want to.

>>27504251
It took until today to find out Gura was at Faunas house man

>>27504332
..the only ones that swam were Kiara and Mori
Do you want them to talk about the pool they didn't use?

>>27503079
>Gura talks very little about Mori
>NUO concert comes
>"And here is my special guest Gawr Gura!"
>Gura comes out, and it isn't pre-recorded
>Gura sounds like she got a head cold from traveling
>But they sing Q perfectly
>Mori puts her hand on Gura's shoulder but the model isn't matched up so her hand is hovering several inches above the shoulder
>Staff starts motioning to not do that
> Gura jerks away suddenly
>"Oh shiitake...uuhh I mean its me Gura! Domo Same desu!"

>>27504350
She never said that. She said Fauna wanted to show her her closet, not that she actually went. Were you threadreading again ?

>>27504364
someone did math and concluded Gura might actually be smaller than her model based on hands and stuff but shes definitely not several inches taller

>>27504364
>Tfw it's mumei

>>27504429
Its a joke that Gura didn't show for the concert so they got IRyS instead since she is good at impersonations and can sing

>>27504355
Yes, obviously.

>>27504250
damn, you want a streamwatcher take?
the streamwatcher take is Mori going "I'll be with Gura for longer than others" and "we're talking about some cool off-collabs", which turned into one awkward stream from within a fucking closet that just recounted a shitty situation that made Gura fuck off to sleep
and when other recount her presence it's basically "well, she played air hockey well" and her serving as the catering, while other girls actually shared worries, efforts, spent some time talking 1 on 1

from streamwatcher perspective she might've as well not been there, it'd actually cost everyone less stress and risk for negligible gain

>>27504519
I was too dumb to get the joke

>>27504519
That joke fell flatter than the 3D model's face

>>27504519
I was also too dumb to get the joke

>>27504355
Yet all of them apparently were caught staring at Mori in her swimsuit

>>27504364
I for one got the joke

>>27504519
don't worry anon, I got the joke!

>>27504545
>still can’t afford a shift key
Holy shit man you’re still at it?

>>27504545
>damn, you want a streamwatcher take?
Yes, will you provide one?

>>27504519
It fucking sucked dude

>>27504624
what sort of reddit virgin shit is this grammar policing a thread?

>>27504624
your oshi can't afford not to fuck up a collab, guess we all have faults

>>27504519
And here I thought germans aren't funny.

>>27504545
>calls self a streamwatcher
>regurgitates threadreader shit
Mori spent an extra TWO DAYS with Gura, one shopping and one on the road trip
She was, in fact, with Gura longer than the others and now you're trying to assert that "well they only talked about the air hockey and the others did more stuff so nothing counts!" despite the fact we got Mori and Ina talking about how they spent a bunch of time lazing around together
Fucking top yourself you retarded faggot and crawl back to the catalog with the rest of the fucking rrat eaters

>>27504693
Your fault is your entire existence

>>27504689
thats shift key schizo, you can say Mori seemed tired in a stream after she says shes tired and he'd call you an anti

Gura early in her zatsu said that she might not have a lot to say about some people (Calli and Bae) because she didn't do a lot with them and it doesn't reflect on how she feels about them

>>27504743
>t we got Mori and Ina talking about how they spent a bunch of time lazing around together
We got Mori talking about it. Ina not so much.

>>27504794
>expecting them to have watched the stream at all
They don't actually like vtubers, they just like gossip

>making assumptions on people's personal relationships with each other based on a chatting stream where the person wrote notes to remember what to talk about and forgot anyways
deadbeats are being especially retarded tonight

>>27504743
retarded deadbeat, did she or did she not talk about planning cool off-collabs with Gura?
where are they?
why the only stream we got was your oshi sitting in a cuck closet stressed out of her mind?
was it the fault of Gura? Ame? the weather? UFO?

>>27504836
>deadbeats
Well, in a "t. deadbeat sort of way" yes

At the end of the day Mori being there the whole time would have been for the best but what can you do

>>27504869
not fill half of the year with roommate shit before announcing "Year of Mori"

>>27504869
>"Give 100% to being Mori Calliope!"

>>27504864
Look dude I'm sorry you didnt get the streams you wouldn't have watched

>>27504869
Well not making an inflexible schedule that keeps you isolated most of the time is a start.

>>27504916
>>27504942
I agree with you, I'm just saying what can you as in us do

You know sometimes I wonder. It's obvious the girls get word of stuff from here if not peeking in themselves. I wonder how they feel about a bunch of grown ass men sitting around and arguing with each other about how they didn't tell enough stories to make them look like good enough friends on an underground basket weaving forum.

>>27504864
>took "we're gonna be spending more time together" as "we're going to stream every second of it!" despite knowing how sparse the streams already were for the off-collab arc
I was honestly hoping you were pretending to be retarded, I really was

I'm not going to mention this more than once, but honestly I actually think it's really shitty of Gura to not say anything and continue to let her fans attack Mori and create rrats about a situation they don't fully understand. If the situations were reversed Mori would never let that stand and neither would I even if I was actually upset at my friend.

He finally said his catchphrase!

Get a load of these guys.

>>27504952
listen, most people already barely cared for the wigger until it started impacting the other girls
now she'll be on the shitlist and for a good reason, she pulled worse shit than even the biggest schizos theorized and became an actual security risk
her being increasingly isolated is in HoloEN's best interest, and you should have enough of a spine to actually make it clear to her

>>27505054
>lets blame the chumbies
VERY good take retard

>>27505017
Honestly probably makes them as paranoid as they are. After all if people are willing to waste this much time making shit up and being insane. Then there is that 1 guy out there willing to do something even crazier.

>>27505017
I hope they're laughing at all of it

>>27505008
You can always stream your suicide for us all, this will definitely own her.
>>27505017
If the egg jokes they made last Kiara's birthday actually came from here, they definitely make fun of shitposters.

>>27505054
Nothing she says could make the situation better. At best you'd see accusations shes lying or Mori somehow pressured her into saying something. Its already calmed down for 99.9% of people.

>>27505092
Two retards feedback looping, give it about half an hour until they breakdown to sperging somewhere in the catalog and get banned

>>27505116
I doubt the girl that had issues keeping herself together around 4 close friends laughed at being tossed into an EDM party with unknown people

>>27505054
>putting the blame on Gura for others being retarded
you have to go back

>>27505017
With the way people gossip on here I am 100% sure that a sizable chunk of these generals have women in them. I know it's 4chan but it's also 2022 and this place isn't the super secret boy's club anymore.

>>27505113
Recognize a falseflag when you see one Anon, that one couldn't have been more obvious considering the timing

>>27505054
Ogey

>>27505054
it's perfectly fair for Mori being attacked for this shit since it was entirely her fault
Gura's only way out of the situation was just fucking leaving on the spot, which she was obviously not prepared for, especially since it was an intended meeting spot with others

>>27505227
>leave it alone
>he replies to himself
sometimes you gotta call a retard a retard

>>27505225
>anymore
I see you aren't privy to the existence of /cgl/
It's kinda like here, except without men making good posts to balance it out

>>27505054
your dick will always attached between yr crotch no matter how hard you try to remove it

>>27505106
Ogey.
Just post your epic doxx already I’m bored

>>27505153
Me wanting Mori there a week prior is suicide worthy?

>>27505198
I wonder how Gura manages to go to bed at night without you telling her exactly what to do? She might trip and fall on her toothbrush and then die!

>>27505326
I don't waste drive space on ugly bitches

>>27505329
Shitting threads here is. Now go on, jump, prove your point!

>>27505299
No holo should ever be attacked

>>27505316
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>27505406
It’s a bit sad not to have any pictures of your mum saved

>>27505225
Considering that /cgl/ has a sizable number of women due to the board's topic I can believe we have a lot of women here too, at least more than average. However at the same time, speaking from personal experience and observations, it might be just outright underaged posters. When you don't have to worry about paying bills you have a lot more time to get overly invested in internet drama. The lack of object permanence that the girls have lives outside of the content they produce suggests a lack of maturity as well I know I'm normie posting, but I really do think it's plausible

>>27505201
It was retarded of Gura to say she doesnt feel comfortable talking about the IRL meetup at the beginning of the stream if Im being honest. She "feels better in membership stream zatsus" yeah she has some blame if you want to be a gossiping /vt/ is your oshi type of faggotry.

Alright that's it, I'm posting tits to scare away the islanders

>>27505421
why?
Mori stresses it often how they're just people at the end of the day and people get dragged when they fuck up, the harder the more they did do so
and she went ahead and made sure a fuck up of extreme proportions was the most memorable part of her meeting Gura for the first time

>>27505421
This is why I don't tolerate shitting on any of the girls, even if they are not by oshi. By letting even one of them stay, they feel welcome enough to start shitting on everyone else.

>>27505572
she didn't talk about Mori in members either, guess it was uncomfortable in general
I wonder WHY

>>27504743
>She was, in fact, with Gura longer than the others
Did you seriously not watch her birthday call-ins where she clearly went to Ame's place before the others?
Plus the fact that she had to cancel a memeber's stream two days before that because she was clearly traveling for it?

>>27505572
>still blaming Gura for schizos online
I am going to stick my bones down your throat

>>27505572
Gura doesnt have to do anything for anyone, and now you're blaming her for being a nervous girl. I really think you should kill yourself

>>27505704
BASED illiterate chad

>>27505570
I hope most of the posters on this board are underage. Imagining grown ass people typing some of the shit I've seen is disturbing.

>>27505704
He was talking about Mori's time spent with them
Are you dumb?

yeah I'm sure gura or the others endorse their coworker getting attacked.
Can't believe this whole monkey brained of a topic started just from Gura not mentioning Mori as much as the others and people progress it from numberfagging friendships to yeah a holo should be attacked for this

>>27505664
almost like both of them would rather not talk about it and the only reason it was mentioned in the first place was for the off chance that something might be heard from inside the closet she was streaming in

>>27505844
i am going to 9/11 gura if she doesn't talk about mori more

>>27505844
I mean, some deadbeat have this weird fantasy that the rest of myth should just do stuff that makes Mori looks good, no matter how retarded it is, and they get stupid when it doesn't happen

>>27505850
Thanks I was looking for this image a while back.

>>27505844
I'm sure they endorsed Mori's sister inviting random SNS partygoers to their meeting location
I'm sure the Amelia "sleeps with a metal bat" Watson and Gura "shuts herself in her room and tries not to draw attention" Gawr were perfectly fine with how the situation turned out due to their dumbass coworker

Doxx photo of what Mori did to Kiara and Gura at the meetup

>>27505738
do it faggot because you keep blaming Mori

>>27506031
jesus christ someone like this exists

>>27506028
It's really a black and white world for you is it?

Will Mori be good at Holocure?

>>27505790
I didn't want to mention it at first cause it felt cheap, but not paying bills and lack of maturity also largely applies to people still living with their parent's too, so grown adults posting this shit is just as likely

some of you need this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqhIx2nyFVM

t. someone who needs this video

>>27506141
Probably decent, she picked up on VS pretty quickly and she'll be playing as one of the strongest characters if she chooses herself

the fact that you need other girls to do shit to make Mori look good just betrays the fact that you think her own actions and statements just make her look bad
which I do agree with fully, and I'm happy no one is really bailing her ass this time, she's being depicted as much of an obnoxious, isolated autist trying to buy friendship with snacks as she was in the potato girl story

>>27506223
I still haven't been able to reach 30 minutes with her...

>>27506141
Well, if she picks herself she can probably manage stage mode pretty easily now
If she picks Kiara first maybe less so

>>27506244
>isolated autist trying to buy friendship with snacks as she was in the potato girl story
This is next level of threadreading. You have one chance to correct yourself, go!

>>27506244
>the fact that you need other girls to do shit to make Mori look good just betrays the fact that you think her own actions and statements just make her look bad
Mori is bad at expressing herself, more news at 11, the fuck are you even trying to say ?

>>27506118
Yeah I know, how could someone like you exist too

>>27506244
Nigga you've been posting on cooldown for hours
Do you have other hobbies?

>>27506252
Just focus on healing items and then you can do it with pretty much any character while barely moving. She can kill things fast enough to keep herself alive and the occasional death proc can wipe half the screen.

>>27506274
There's some real fucked perspective going on in this one, particularly the left arm and right thigh

can yall stop being retarded about how people socialize because lets be honest 90% of /vt/ doesnt know what regular human interaction is

>>27506410
I'm focused on farming coins rn in stage mode rn, but I'll remember that when I go back to endless

>>27506318
what isn't she bad at, lol?
everything from making music to streaming, can't even keep her friends safe, just garbage all over, her high points is the bare standard everyone in her gen got sorted out by the time of their first anniversary

>>27506464
pretty rich of them to assume that their way of weighing friendships is the norm.

Usually the friends who stick with you through thick or thin are the real ones.

It has always been quality over quantity.

>>27506591
You're clearly projecting. You're likely still upset over Hololive picking Mori over you.

>>27506467
Wonder how long it'll take for Kay to have the next update ready, I don't want to burn myself out on it

>>27506634
yeah, which is why the Myths who actually worked on shit together will stick together while pink bitch will get her offhand mention as a food delivery service
but I'm sure her career gonna be worth it, mainstream really loved her last song, lol

>>27506720
Just play something else. Like Monster Hunter: Sunbreak

I just really like this Mori art so I'm posting it for people who don't have it saved

>>27506742
>still didn't get the point.
You're hopeless. The more you count "instances" the more you settle for quantity.

>>27506826
Mori has a preference for trash quality, especially when it comes to friends :}

>>27506826
NTA but what are the quality bonding moment that Mori got with the other girl ? Gura wasn't particularly over the moon with the roadtrip, and despite her saying she bonded with Ina the most, it doesn't seems to reflect in Ina side of the story.

>>27506774
I was, fought MR Arzuros ten fucking times for the armor

>>27506464
What gets me is that Gura just got done saying they spent most of their time talking, which doesn't exactly make for good stories to retell afterwards anyways. People getting mad that they aren't producing content worthy moments 24/7.

I think this is the same person who'd believe that Jamie and Adam are really good pals, mostly because they're on-screen together most of the time.

>>27506979
maybe some older ones then? I've been aching to play some dragon's dogma ever since the sequel was announced

>>27506959
>>27506932
Good God, get actual friends. Maybe you'd understand that friends don't have a single tune.

Friends go through ups and downs, ebbs and flows.

>>27507040
Mori is the only one trying to convince anyone that Myth are her "dear, close friends"
it's just another easy way to make fun of her when the reality is anything but
if she just admitted she doesn't give a shit, people would let go, but the harder she tries to convince everyone that the sky is red, the funnier it is to throw facts back into your faces

>>27507144
I've friends anon. This is why I have an hard time imagining going on a roadtrip with someone and not have a single note worthy moment during it

>>27507144
1. Where the fuck do you think we are?
2. Stop replying retard.

>>27506994
i feel like niggas want to make a mental movie about every single detail they do and get angry when they keep some info to themselves

Is it just me, or does the roadtrip seem to be a bit blown up in terms of how big it actually was? I mean, it started and ended in one day and the destination was in the same state. Seems like it was more of a sort of long drive than a roadtrip

>>27507431
I think she said it was a roadtrip but not an all day thing, maybe 2 or 3 hours if I had to guess

>>27506959
it's okay to be very excited and over the moon to hang out with a friend and that friend is more relax about it.

>>27506994
I pretty much just assumed that whatever Mori and Gura talked about was stuff they didn't feel comfortable with bringing up on stream. Also I just skimmed Gura's stream and why the fuck are people trying to push rrats that Gura is mad at Mori? She talked about her normally.

>>27507252
try english next time

>>27507431
people took a few comments from her and went wild with it

>>27506959
>but what are the quality bonding moment that Mori got with the other girl ?
Ame actually, ironically enough.

>>27507507
If she didn't mention her constantly than she obviously hates her. Also we got people like the ones above you who are having fun "throw[ing] facts back into your faces"

I...I.... Miss Mori!!!

>>27507507
I don't think anyone said she hates her. It's just that before the collab Mori was like "Yeah, I'm going to spend the most time with Gura. We're going to hang out a lot and have tons of offcollab". So most of use expected them to bond significantly and come back closer than ever. Reality was dissapointing.

Reminder that these are the types of niggers shitting up the thread
https://twitter.com/MisoraRyuu0921

Just want to say I somehow like Mori's interaction with Ame the most.
I don't know, hearing Ame being nice/saint/angel/great is getting a bit repetitive now. Wish they can play more though.

>>27507704
But Mori said they did bond significantly in her stream? Counting name mentions is just numberfagging friendships.

>>27507798
based and same
I wish they could play some more competitive games together

>>27507855
not even Mori said that, copebeat

>Itt: 4chan thinking they can qualitatively analyze a friendship through simple mentions

Holy fuck, people are just unaware of themselves.

>>27507568
The rivalry with Ame was pretty surprising but definitely an extremely cute detail.
>>27507880
They need to find some game they could be equally good(or bad) at together.

>>27507855
First
>But Mori said they did bond significantly in her stream?
Timestamp ?
And even so, I want to hear her genmate gush about Mori, that's, the whole point of hololive

>>27507999
don't forget the actual rettidors and twitterfags that are here to make epic screencaps of how retarded deadbeats are for updoots

>>27507855
The numberfagging friendships is cringiest thing that I've seen happen. Is this really men saying this shit? I usually only see women get up in arms about who the better friend is like this. I never seen it happen in my group, and my group of friends aren't manly men either.

>>27506959
Eigo Jouzu

>>27507999
Its fucking wild. I'd say they need to touch grass but they likely live in a flooded shithole

>>27508025
turns out there's nothing to gush about
you went with a shitty oshi, deadbeat

>>27507040
>The raping blob

>Choosing an oshi
get a load of this guy

>>27508025
Hey man you got Kiara gushing about her. Its just like the good old days

Seriously though keyboards aren’t that expensive man. You don’t have to buy some $1000 Reine level thing and it’d make your shitposting a little less obviously 1 guy.

>>27508233
It's stuff like that that makes me realize it really is underaged ESLs that are also tourists
A daring synthesis

>>27508025
Goddammit, this is making me realize that the LLfag rrat is true
It's like replacing You-Chika-Riko with Bitchin Kichin

Jesus christ you niggers were so good last thread not responding to bait. I come back a bit later and it's on fire. The fuck happened?

Anons will always find a way spin the narrative, it doesnt matter how much any member mention Mori on stream, they will just find another topic to hate Mori.

>>27508172
All the more reason to dive in and find some. Maybe it's deep enough they won't come back for a while.
>>27508144
I'm trying to think in this way about the last time I was at a friend's party and this is fucking hilarious.

>>27506252
Get horns and get the idol costume then just run like hell tell you can use your special and about face and murder to heal

>>27508020
Back 4 Blood was great because they could work together and compete for who got the best score

my sides

deadbeat cope at seeing the other 4 Myths actually bonding due to working through stuff together, with everyone giving their all (compared to them just having to carry Mori's fat ass through another mental breakdown) is delicious

>d-don't numberfag
they whine as their oshi reduced herself to a glorified Uber Eats while everyone poured actual sweat over trying to bring Kiara's dream true (reminder: a dream that the brapper herself also endangered by bringing her TT dick germs to Austria)

>>27508318
I guess anons got tired of letting them reply to each other.
They looked like they were having so much fun that they just wanted to join in

>>27508488
>it won't be an idol concert, it'll be a hip hop concert!
>with strong implication that's somehow better
but she totally gets what being an idol is about and she totally wants to be an idol, guys

>>27508318
deadbeat shift change

>>27508500
>compared to them just having to carry Mori's fat ass
I wish I could carry Mori's fat ass around...

>>27508500
Love live is not real life.

>>27508782
same

>>27508741
Seriously early morning to late afternoon crew are much better behaved. Evening and night constantly respond to bait.

>failure of a song release
>failure of a first impression
>treated her bone "bro" like shit
closing of June was spectacular for you guys, once again I can type, without a trace of irony:
>isn't being a deadbeat exhausting?

>>27508861
Something something SEA

>>27508025
>>27507954
22:27
>I know Goombus
>I know her even better now
>I really got a sense for her
And before you start the polite shit
24:52
>By the end we all felt really casual with each other.

Mori being histrionic and doing cunty things sometimes makes her more relatable and endearing to me. (And she's said herself she used to be full of hate and a contrarian asshole) Trust me, the vtubers/entertainers that lay on the uwu so wholesome shit too thick are hiding some intense demons. I find people that own up to their shittiness are usually the good ones.

Just want to put that out there.

>>27508861
A lot of Americans are enjoying fireworks rn (me included) so the SEAtards are running wild

>>27508861
I'm pretty sure that it's just because the underaged weirdo that camps the thread wakes up at 8 PM Eastern

>>27508976
I hope China sacks Jakarta sooner rather than later

>>27508318
This particular topic is one where it's a little difficult to tell who's being a legit menherabeat and who's false flagging, although it seems pretty obvious that whatever it was, it's drawn some pretty obvious bait posting now.

>>27509035
Get the ID crew out first, they are entertaining still.

>>27508861
It's weird watching the thread all day and then seeing one samefag go ballistic all of a sudden

>>27509125
Don't worry, Reine's secret Police will take care of it.

>>27508976
It's likely that braindead self-admitted Australian anti who's clearly jobless

>>27509154
Is it that weird? I mean maybe I'm just used to seeing similar patters on twitter...where you know you keep the a user name distinguishes you as you, it's really clear that one guy could shit up an ""anonymous"" forum real easy if he didn't get banned

>>27508965
>Trust me, the vtubers/entertainers that lay on the uwu so wholesome shit too thick are hiding some intense demons. I find people that own up to their shittiness are usually the good ones.
When are you going to screenshot this and post it to global so you can say all deadbeats hate idols? When you do put me in there too so everyone can see me call you a faggot.

>>27509106
Yeah as I scrolled through the thread the bait became more common than responses so I guess they sorta are learning not to respond.

I can't imagine being so devoid of attention that a (you) gives that much of a dopamine rush. I like to earn my (you)s thank you very much. Maybe once I'm done my money making prints I'll make that gura jar tomorrow...

>>27509297
Eh, maybe not so much "weird" as "glaringly obvious and pathetic"

>>27501675
She knew some of them personally even beforehand, they didn't care about her until she meant views.

>>27509382
A (You) is only worth as much as the post itself, they're makin' pennies while I'm makin' dollars

>>27509581
Likely isn't the case. There's a difference between "friend of an acquaintance" and outright friend.

She knew about them, but not enough to be friends.

Anyone know why Mumei's mouth is so small today?