/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27500690
>wouldnt fuck furry cunny
idk sounds pretty gay to me.

Gura is gay for everyone

Gura cute Gura cute!

MY WIFE IS SO CUTE AND GAY

>>27500628
When it was just myth it was Enma, Jenma, J-Chad, and I think one other who never got a proper name. Henma manages Ame now. Also, when council came they brought in new managers though I don't think we know how many.

Gura's my weirdo

>is this.... friends???

T o T

gombert

Paypigs btfo lmao.

>>27500832
I'm gay for gura. And I'm a fucking guy

gambaculous granule

Gura is under gag orders and can't speak of Omega.

I can save her...

>>27500847
Stop.

Gura doesn't like simps.

love this weirdo like you wouldn't believe

Gura smelt Jenma. A nice perfume. Very pretty with blonde hair. She also got Christmas cards new years, valentine cards sent by Jenma.

>gura's manager JUST NOW gave her the christmas mail
and this is the "best" manager?

>Christmas cards
lmao

>>27500807
The line of fur down her back bout to makke me be unfaithful to my sharkwife. But no! I must be strong. Only Gura!

Baby shark doot doot

I should really get around to writing her another letter...

>>27500891
She doesn't want you simping for Jenma because you should be simping for her.

>>27500857
That feel, man...

AAAAAAA I'M GONNA DO MY DRAW REPS EVEN MORE NOW

>>27500899
There's not much competition

>>27500807
You belong in a stake surrounded by flames, furfag.

Omega BTFO forever and ever
>wish Jenma could be en A-chan
aka what everyone thought omegatroon would be.

>christmas mail
fffffuck I sent mine back in January

>>27500911
Gura would want to watch you fuck her.

>>27500807
FURFAG KYS

Chumbuds send the best letters. Good work buds.

>>27500873
samedesu

>>27500899
cover doesn't allow international shipping

>>27500899
the only 'good' manager is shinove and its not even competition

>Little sharkie can't into big words
She's so goddamn cute...

Aww you guys made good letters

>>27500949
Pretending to be an oldfag while posting in a reddit/twitter colony is some silly shit, anon.

See anon you gotta at least prepare your letter for 5 hours and Gura will love it

>>27500957
she got some valentines day cards too, so yours may have been included

Enma, Jenma, Omega? She doesn't care about title and name and just calls them manager.

>omega deez nuts
jesus

SHE FUCKING SAID OMEGA WHO

>>27500963
while going up in an elevator, for additional trauma. Gura can hold her down while I do the deed.

Omegatrannie MUDDED

managers on suicide watch

>fermented fins
Imagine the smell.

>>27500932
But she she just said "in your dreams" to us.

>>27500883
She talked about Omega so it must still work for cover.

Oh shit was that confirmation Omega is still around? She used present tense.

>>27501083
The marriage stream will be beamed directly into our brains while we sleep is what she means.

>>27501008
Pretending to be accepted outside of f-chan will earn you a shotgun blast to the face.

She stifled a he

She's losing it

>>27501119
I don't know if she meant she knew who he was as a person or as a character.

>just chatting
>doesnt read superchats
what the fuck......

Holocure tomorrow lezgoooo

HoloCure tomorrow. Will she fall to the 19 minute curse?

gee thank you reddit discord retards for asking about faggot manager garbage nobody cares about

>>27501181
Good.

Gura asks if you want more Monster Hunter.

>monhunbaiting
DONT DO THIS TO ME

>>27501119
Yes seems so.

Yes, more fish game

haha Gura cringe.

>mentions MH

I KNOW MY HEART BELONGS WITH GURA

>more monster hunter shit
please no

>she still remembers the fish game

>Fish game
huh, I thought she completed that

Please play more Monster Hunter

>>27501198
Eh, after the 'where did you go when you split up' question I had a feeling she was gonna wind down. We got to hear her keep talking for a while, good enough for me.

Trying to leave before two hours.

You're fucking scaring her away!

no gura... i dont want another monhun arc... it hurt to see you struggling with it

>>27501251
It's her kinda game

schedule doko

>>27501251
That game made her rage screech like no other. I bet it lives in her head rent-free.

>>27501181
>2 hours of chatting without supers
I literally don't mind and we'll get supers tomorrow im sure

She didn't cry when she met them.

>”it’s good to be ba~ck”
MOMMY BABY WANTS TO FUCK!!!

>overwatch with mumei
pls nyo

>>27501119
>>27501114
Gura might not be up to date.

>>27501181
2 hours without supas is pretty good

Any day now, right anons?

>>27501289
>he actually expects Gura to do schedules again

>>27501281
She always runs out of stamina after 1-2hrs of pure chatting. Then anxiety hits as she runs out of things to say

>>27501303
last superchat reading was like a month ago so probably not.

I'm glad Gura gave birth, chumbuds.

>play titanfall 2
You know she actually might enjoy that campaign and I don't think it's very long

>>27501251
That's because its a kamige.

>>27501211
No, get back to Elden Ring.

>>27501387
to me

>>27501387
yeah, to me

>>27501355
that was a low blow

>>27501195
19 min curse?

We getting the "It's like minecraft" doodle?

>>27501385
There is literally no reason to believe she wouldn't read them after a game like holocure

I know it's mental illness to even care about this but, shouldn't we have been hearing fireworks this stream?

>>27501387
Yeah, to me, nobody else.

IMAGINE GURA'S FEMININE GIRLY SCENT

>>27501387
>gave birth
She had a c-section. It was a removal. Not a birth.

>>27501359
>Fertility goddess Gura crop

Why are you like this?

>ANYWAY

My impression of IRL Gura after this stream is that she will quietly sit there, and awkwardly shuffle around and stair/observe everyone else in the room

What is gooba feeling anxious about?

>>27501445
between the noise gate and the compressor? no

FUCKING GREYS MAKING HER ANXIOUS AND AWKWARD. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MEMBER STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEE

Well, that's all Gura we'll get until tomorrow. She's feeling weird and anxious.

>>27501497
manager talk

>>27501445
Oh boy, have i got a rrat for you!

>>27501458
Where is babybud?

>>27500899
Yeah, she brought it to her instead of letting Cover hold it for another few months.

>>27501497
chat pestered her about management

>>27501497
Deez nutz

>>27501444
>plays for 3 hours
>im tired
>goes to bed

>>27501505
Fair enough I take your word for it

>>27501434
At around 19 minutes (right before Smol Ame) is a surge of council mini-bosses that many of the girls have fallen to because of mediocre builds.

>>27501445
tbf I haven't heard any fireworks near me yet. maybe people just aren't feeling it this year

>Already has a schedule nearly done

>>27501359
lol

>>27501521
?

>>27501497
Fire works are starting and she's afraid of getting doxed

>she has a schedule

>>27501497
She ran out of topics and gets anxious about awkwardness

>>27501359
BTFO

>>27501526
I ate it
I am the last babybud

>I should go
>doesn't want to go

>That's it
Kind of underwhelming ngl, should've written more stuff down.

>>27501515
>Over 50 gifted subs this stream
>Will increase the more streams she does before a member one
Doesn't matter any more, its ruined.

>>27501359
Kneel

>>27501567
im in southwest florida and the neighbors are going wild shit sounds like ukraine rn

>>27501612
She wanted to go that is all there is to it.

Glad there's a stream tomorrow. Still gonna miss her.. WAIT SHE'S BACK.. no, she gone again. I'll miss you goopy.

>>27501445
how new

>>27501434
19 mins is a pure dps check because you just get surrounded. You can escape though but it's scary to do especially for these girls

>>27501561
Ah thanks I've never seen a stream from the start.

>>27501497
She mentioned omega

I thought she's going to give me a chu

NOT THE FADE!!!

Bye faggots, me and Gura need to cuddle now.

>>27501497
I’m not sure how you can hear all the stories about how awkward Gura is, and how often she mentions how public chatting streams scare her, and wonder why she suddenly gets anxiety

>>27501359
NAKED DOGEZA NOW

>>27501555
>read them after every vampire survivors stream
Okay whatever you say "chumbud"

Well, at least i can get an hour or so of sleep before work.

>>27501615
The other girls didn't have much more to say. I think Gura actually shared most information.

>>27501651
She's back... to ask you to hit like and subscribe and ring that notification bell dingdong

Ah the fireworks started up and she got nervous

>>27501497
Having a hard time dodging management questions

I miss goop....

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>>27501737
I can agree to this. Kiar only shared her feelings

>>27501445
Blue states have cancelled them out of protest for abortions. No 4th celebrations. Saw it in the news.

now what?

>>27501803
Fuck feelings.

>>27501760
Reasonable rrat
Though a lot of places did their big fireworks yesterday too

She's probably not allowed to say that Omega is gone.

>Gura read my chat again today
Feeling so gooooood~!

>>27501497
May have just been an excuse to leave, unless she's worried about mentioning all the male managers for some reason.

>>27501828
I live in the second-bluest state and that's BS

It probably was the fireworks starting up that made her anxious. I can't speak for EST but that's where she is, and here in PST there's still a little daylight as late as 9:30.

That was too short..... I miss Gura so much!!!

>>27501737
Sure, but I feel like she could've had more to talk about if she wrote it down like the two days she spent with Ame prior to meeting the other ENs.

>>27501829
Wait and see if she pops in with Mumei, I guess

>>27501828
how do i even hold all of these rrats

Welp, that was much shorter that i'd hoped, but I'm just glad she's alright. Luv me shork

>>27501828
This is untrue

>>27501828
More like the supply chain fuckery is causing a lot of contractors to back out.

>>27501829
We wait, we wait for the goob to bless us again tomorrow.

>>27501872
fireworks literally started near me as soon as she said she was feeling weird, I'm surprised she even streamed today

>>27501864
Conservatives and schizo fantasies go hand in hand afterall.
I'm also listening to fireworks outside sitting in MA.

>holocure
>fishe game finale
>probably more holocure
>mystery games
she's back

I'm making notes of everyone who asked about managers so I can send them dogshit

Well she's even perfect than once thought...

>>27501907
>Luv me shork
simple as

is gura cute?

>>27501445
They literally just started for me. Maybe they were starting for her too and she's afraid of getting her location pinpointed by the echo of the firework's soundwave hitting the side of her house.

On a scale of 1-10 how high is Gura on the spectrum?

>>27501829
Stream on her alt account in 30

>>27501828
I live in California, my house is a warzone. The Mexicans are firing off guns after they ran out of fireworks. Gonna go join them in a bit.

>>27501828
Lmao. As if that's going to stop families from doing them. I hear some outside right now and its illegal here.

>>27501984
The cutest

>>27501936
t. tourist schizo
Go back to the catalog.

>>27501935
oh nyo, evidence that she may actually live in america, can't have that.

>>27501872
Were there fireworks noises on her stream? I actually couldn't tell if they were from her or from my neighbors. Started basically as she said she was feeling anxious

>>27501997
11

>>27501892
about that...

>>27501943
>doesnt post schedule and just streams Holocure once and takes a week off.

>>27501997
Solid 8.

>>27502020
>Chumbuds need to be hateful bigots
Gura would be very disappointed in you for supporting the destruction of women's rights

>>27502047
No clue. I have good headphones but I'm no audiobud, to this day I still have not once heard the water heater you've all been talking about.

>>27501935
she loves us and needed to let us know she was okay
and probably knew the schedule for when they'd be going off

>>27502047
Not a burger and I never heard any fireworks from the stream

>>27501849
Big show was on friday night for me but people have been shooting them off for the past week and half around me, including right now. I could see her wanting to go because of that if she heard people getting started

>>27502092
Go back to /pol/ and stay

>>27502100
means you have bad headphones

>>27502047
Don’t think so but it they started at 10 it would make sense that they were just about to

>>27502076
It was just delayed, not cancelled. Right?

>>27501852
same desu I even knew that she was gonna read the one she did somehow. I missed her and Im so glad she's back

>>27502092
kys

>>27502153
x2HR aren't audiophile tier but they aren't BAD, I dunno. I probably just don't pay attention.

>>27502076
This is why I watch Fauna, because at least she actually streams even though she's in Council.

>>27501864
>>27501900
>>27501917
>>27501922
>>27502008
>>27502012
It's in the media

Next member stream is going to suck. Cant wait until the GURA SPEAK [3rd world language] spammers invade.

>>27502092
Based.

>>27502153
or he's listening at a lower volume. i can't hear it at my normal stream listening volume of about 65 dB SPL.

Anyway
My Shark wife cute
goodnight everybody

>>27502195
Maybe you are deaf.

>Gray
>Retarded
>Woman
checks out

anyone else think gura logged off because of the fireworks, BECAUSE they were loud ass noises?
im imagining her all deep inside her covers, plugs in her ears as she tries to ride out the explosions, her little heart beating loud and fast from all the stress
from what we know of her, its not that farfetched

>>27502231
I have enough hearing to be charmed by a shark, so it'll have to do.

terrible luck today. didn't read any of my chat
>>27502195
ok, my bad. you probably never distinguished how water heater sounds like to use as a pattern recognition.

>>27501984
gooba super cute!

>>27502252
Kek.

>>27502252
>woman
That's a man

>>27502209
If you actually read the article you linked its because of COVID, same reason for it being cancelled the last few years, not the Supreme Court's decision

It seems that she didn't get along so well with Mori
We won

Well it’s safe to say once again that Fauna is the luckiest chumbud. Whether she actually did take Gura to her house or if “showed me her closet” was just a picture on her phone, she got a whole day to bond with Gura

I'm so happy. I'm recharged.
Stream tomorrow too

Reminder that Gura gave us the sucky sucky today. Later Virgins.

>>27502322
Seems that way but can you blame her the girl took gura to a house party got her dugged and dunk and prob almost if not rapped.

>>27502322
Amesame can't stop winning.

>>27502362
Based

I'm finally happy again

>>27502322

>>27502353

>>27502353
Gura X Fauna
Doing it
Kkkkkkissing
There is a God

>>27502362
Love this dudes stream sketches but his actual art is only kinda okay

>>27502378
Confirmation that Gura loves cumbuds the most and wants to cybersex us. What a beautiful, angelic lady!

>>27502362
You da real mvp

>>27502362
Wait, Bae is smaller than Gura?

>>27502416
Your post is bait.

We love jenma now?

>Gura went off on her own in the arcade
lol, she went off with someone alright.

>>27502505
fuck no lol

After taking every testimony into account I can affirm 100% that Gura's social anxiety is her biggest shield. Definitely an oshi to invest in.

>>27502505
No, chat does though.

>>27502362
Canonically Gura is the smallest EN member, she's the 3d smallest member Losing to only Luna and Laplus I think. The other girls Ame said that yes, Gura is the smallest

>>27502505
Gura isn't even sure who that is

>>27501828
>tfw in Massachusetts right now, watching fireworks right now

>>27502499
no, its confirmed by Ame that Guras the smallest

>>27502515
what?

>>27502505
hell fuck no she lied to Gura

>accidentally dozed off with Gura's cute voice and lost the last bit of the stream
oh nyo

>>27502515
I’m so sorry about your brrraper the rapper, it seems Gura hates her

>>27502047
Nah, I never heard any fireworks on her stream but them starting up and her being paranoid makes sense. It is Gura

This really did happen. It's canon. Gura has done it hundreds of times over her life.

>be womanlet gura
>wake up in matchbox bed
>have breakfast, leftovers of the subatomic particles from yesterday
>take a morning bath in a droplet
>decide to go outside for a nice 10cm walk with pet tardigrade
>the wavelength of the light from the sun blows her away into obscurity

>>27502505
Personifying managers as heckin' wholesome bosses is pure AIDS.

>>27502353
Could Gura has wanted tips for an ASMR room? Are we going to ascend to heaven soon?

>>27502497
it's not mine
this is advarcher's art

What did they meant by the little brother thing?

>>27502601
She said she left the girls and went off on her own in the arcade. She was not "alone". Paranoid gura roaming around by herself....yeah okay gura

>>27502353
Fauna has her setup in the closet so they probably sat inside it when they watched videos together

I think I'm gonna concern!

>>27502499
No.
https://youtu.be/ynn506NR08E

>>27502672
I wonder if there’s any shot they recorded an asmr session in person together

>>27502672
What if they recorded something?

>>27502690
Brother Watson has a massive hog.

>>27501828
>Implying anyone outside major cities gives a shit. Rockets going off here in the Cali

>>27502672
does fauna record her ASMRs inside her closet?
that might explain why fauna showed it to her

>>27502692
>Gura wandering off alone.
I mean, did you see the Myth Christmas collab? She did that like five times.

>>27502690
She's actually a shotatrap

>>27502645
Why is this so funny

>>27502722
>>27502730
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>27502692
It’s a Dave and Busters, not the Wild West. Hell she would be “safer” away from Kiara and Mori lmao. Is this really the best you’ve got?

>>27502692
Look dude just because she comes off that way on stream does not mean she really is that way, Plus I am just as paranoid as her and I will roam around by my self but stay close.

>>27502690
Lil bro watson?

>>27502772
midgeposting was always funny

>>27502692
Literally in the same sentence she said the other machines attracted her.

>>27501515
Nah, she was anxious because fireworks were probably starting up in her neighborhood and she doesn't want to be located, obviously

>>27502672
Please god

>>27502692
Anon if Gura can take an airplane she can walk alone around an arcade....Jesas

>>27502690
I think Gura was trying to reference that this meme happened to her, she was obviously in the middle

How did Fauna getting away with that? She's literally trying to rape Gura and make her personal onahole

>>27501497
Getting anxious about a new guy she is talking too. She met him in California. That's who she went off with in the arcade. No, its none of you

>>27502860
God please yes

>>27502692
You are mentally ill.

>>27502839
>>27502690
wow forgot image

>>27502860
She really is Chumbud Prime...

>>27502860
It comes with being a chumbud

>>27502690
probably little brother groomer or something like that, she might have been walking around half naked

>>27502860
You can't rape the willing

>>27502486
Rrat confirmed and is now cannon! She's going to propose to us and consummate the marriage with cybersex!

>>27502722
If we get more sexy asmr, then I will truly believe she loves her cumbuds.

>Gura didn't talk about her period
I'm disappointed

>walking around the pool wearing nothing but a bikini top flashing her genitals
>threatening to take off her clothes to win at arm wrestling
why is she like this

>>27502960
Damn you're right

>>27502804
Yeah, other machines with her boy

>>27502860
She is doing what any chumbud would do

>>27502758
That's wasn't real life and it wasn't in an arcade

>>27502690
snotty annoying little brother energy

>>27502960
It's the reason why she didn't enter the pool

>>27501458
Gotta remove it while it's fresh

>>27503033
ITS YA BOY

>ywn compare armpits with gura

Goodnight chumbuds, and so begins the suffering of work

>>27502960
>Gura didn't talk more about her bikini top and start flirting with us about wanting to pose for us with a swimsuit model.
She could've stayed on that topic for a while.

>>27503172
>he doesnt know

>>27502692
look, i get it. this is the only thing you can pull out of her stream.
have you tried playing some games? steam summer sale is still on. it'll be an infinitely better time investment than what you're currently doing

>>27503223
Anon, she isn't exactly subtle. She would have stumbled really hard before changing to 'armpits' if you think it was a euphemism.

WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
I HAVE TO PROTECT HER!

>>27502911
AAAAAA, I can't wait!

>>27501737
I was hoping to know what happened after the original 4 split apart, and the time after Kiara and Ina left, and she just said "it depends". The small stuff was neat, but besides that....

Gura is back and I’ve never felt better. She talked about way more than I thought and she’s even more lovable than I imagined

>>27503319
>he thinks thats what I meant

>>27503408
She ended it a bit early, but she might remember some stories to tell during other streams.

Extremely disappointed that she was wearing pants

Gura confirmed to us that she doesn't hug like a dead fish, but hugs deep and hard and tight, and rocks back and forth, and lets you get a good smell of her and her hair. She loves us! She loves and wants to hug her chumbies one by one!

>>27503472
Just imagine her in very short pants and be happy

>>27503471
Yea I really wish she just like jumped to superchats or something if she didnt want to keep going with chat questions.

Someone's gotta soundpost the "is this...friends?" part of her stream. It was cute.

>>27503471
She ended because graynames kept asking about managers. I'm going to personally hut down every greyname and ass rape them with a baseball bat.

>>27502672
If you haven't noticed the cancer of gifted memberships has spread. It's fundamentally over and it'll never be the same again. The floodgates of shit have opened and this marks the end of quality member streams and any sort of actual emotional investment and communication between her and people who actually and genuinely supported her, the actual members. I'll probably stick around to the end of the month but won't renew my membership (14 months). There won't be any point. The greys are grey for a reason. They're just gawkers, trolls and general trash that has no relevance outside of being a nuisance and spamming the shit out of chat.

With this single move Gura and effectively every other Hololive chuuba who did members only streams has been trivialized and thrown to the dogs. On a purely basic level it makes membership utterly redundant and a waste of money. It doesn't mean anything anymore. In a deeper sense it just means that everyone who supported her for so long has just been shat on as well.

Fuck youtube and fuck Cover. And above all fuck the grey parasites. The extent of the damage will be seen through this month if she does any member streams. On that note why even have them? It literally doesn't matter anymore. It's all wide open for everyone. It's all shit now.

>>27503536
They'll be green soon enough

>>27503501
I wish.. maybe in my dreams..

>Couldn't even stream for 2 hours or read SCs despite being gone for so long.
>No mention about missing chumbies and instead spends the whole stream gushing about genmates and even fucking management.
>Mostly discussed stuff we already heard from the others.
Pretty shit stream.

wall of shame

>>27503550
Cheer up champ. Her true chumbies, us members, will always have a special place in her heart. Don't be blackpilled, and remember she loves us.

>>27503501

>>27503644
I'm adding you to the assrape list

>>27503384
There's only really two points where she could have split up. The first is after recording week, which is when she probably went to spend some time with Fauna. There's a space of a couple days for that. The second is after the off-collab ended. She almost certainly stayed a little bit longer to hang out with Mori/Ame, then maybe just Ame after not-mori went to her afterdark AX stuff. When Ame (probably) started attending AX herself incognito Gura went home and tweeted once she arrived. She then probably spent that day she got home resting, and the following day also resting, which we know for sure because of that one stalker faggot who always shows up at the end of a thread and let us know stuff that isn't our business. I realize this is looking a little too deeply into her itinerary but I';m just reviewing it in my head and enjoying that the usual retards don't have much to work with beyond 'she wandered off alone for a little bit in an arcade to play videogames'.
>>27503431
Alright, my first instinct was that you were hornyposting but if you aren't then yeah I have no idea.

Gurass

>>27503683
I would like to be added to the assrape list
please and thank you

>>27503678
>only 45 new members on a stream with 20k+ viewers
could be much worse and I don't recognize any of them being her regular paypigs

>>27503682
She very intentionally gave us a really detailed description of how she hugs, so we can imagine it better. She wanted us too imagine being hugged by her. Do not despair, she wanted this. This is how she shows her love. That's why she finds the Daki so important, because to her, it's a way for us to hug her. Being able to share hugs is extremely important to her.

>>27503738
It's not rape if you're willing

>>27502878
Proof? where did this rat come from? does the other guy know lol? that makes 2 guys she missed up streaming careers for.

>>27503824
I can be very convincing.

>>27503550
Well, I started supporting Gura because of her intimacy with us, and I think she wants to continue that. I'll be sad if she decides she doesn't want to or can't figure out a way to do it, but it's her decision.

>>27501445
There are some pops and thumps near the end of the stream but she could just be fidgeting more. It looked like she was startled by something here that was accompanied by two pops.
https://youtu.be/k_skfzMMyso?t=6687

>>27503678
45 is not bad at all, Ina had to suffer with way more than that

>>27502690
>all these retarded answers
you guys are dumber than her
she was trying to find a way to say "shota"
by being dressed comfortably she was probably wearing loose shorts and a t-shirt then somebody said she looked like a shota (probably Kiara because she has said this word before)

>>27503697
Its ok autism bud. They meant that they were the ones comparing armpits with Gura.

I feel bad for all of the buds that missed this...

>>27503550
The solution is simple: Bronze/Silver/Gold Shrimps are the new Greyfags, if you don't have at least a hairpin you're human garbage that can be safely ignored.
I hate to suggest it, but maybe it's also time to use Shark-Side as some sort of chemo.

>>27503906
I kinda buy it

>>27503550
Shut up fag, I'll never stop supporting My Wife!

How cute is it that she actually wrote notes beforehand for what she wanted to talk about with us on this stream. It's really endearing that she puts that extra effort and care into her streams. Anti's that whinge and whine that she doesn't stream enough BTFO'd

>>27503906
>says loli all the time
>thinks she wont say shota
you kinda fuckin retarded arent you?

>>27503975
Gura has said loli 1(one) time since her debut

>>27503550
>I don't know what sharkside is
Must suck being poor

>>27503949
I'm a silver shrimp, but watched her since debut and long before that. I did my reps so I could finally afford membership a couple months ago. I'm not a tourist and I love and adore her. I don't want to be treated like a grey. I don't want invited memberships either.

>>27504008
holy fucking watch streams......

>>27503949
I understand where you're coming from, but tiers don't really change much. Maybe if she was doing multiple tiers of memberships at the start like Mori, but these days everyone and their mother knows they can just pay in ARS if they want to cause trouble or be a fag. I also think it would cause her alot more stress in general, wondering what content goes where and if she should do more of it to compensate.

>>27504008
Ask me how I know you don't watch Gura

>>27504008
Holy fuck this nigger actually uses ggg and posts shit like this

That was a good stream. We learned a lot about Gura this week, or should I say a lot of things we knew about Gura were reaffirmed and it's left me with a nice warm feeling inside.

>>27504008
I can think of at least 6 off the top of my head.
Please go back discord nigger

>>27494839

>>27504055
>>27504073
>>27504098
okay i will give you the chance to prove me wrong
go ahead, where's teh timestamps?

>>27503888
I honestly don't hear a single thing even with decent headphones but the only reason I even care is this threads rrats and the wwe poll have mindbroken me into kinda thinking she is in Sweden.
I just need to take a break from this site I never wanted to develop schizo tendencies about a cute shark girl that is doing her best.

Gura was a little gremlin teasing us about never seeing her toenails, but I bet she'll show us one day in the next 50 years.

>>27504008

>>27504165
I have a better idea, kys

>>27504185
YOU JUST REMINDED ME THAT SHE DID HER TOENAILS NICE FOR THE GIRLS AND NEVER TOLD US IF THEY EVEN GOT TO SEE THEM
AME TASUKETE

>>27504165
Not spoon feeding you so you can post them on Twitter shit talking Gura

>>27504165
https://streamable.com/86djns

>>27504165
How about go back

>>27504165
no really go back

>>27504180
Without missing a beat or second guessing herself she immediately said see you 8pm eastern time. But yes, you should take a break.

>>27504162
>New beachside soft talking asmr where she pulls back and snaps her bikini against her skin for us.

>>27504180
Look, I won't tell you what to believe as far as rrats go, alright? There's more for than against for her being sweet on someone. Some of the breaks. However, you have to be genuinely retarded to think she moved to Sweden.

She's so fucking perfect... I'm going to go to work tomorrow night knowing my daughterwife is all well and good.

>>27504291
I probably am anon, and regardless I definitely shouldn't care this much either way

>>27504291
Gura doesn't have a relationship, her anxiety would never allow it. Please die, thank you forever.

>>27504180
She would have to marry someone to move to Sweden since she is a USA citizen and has told us she is on on stream, unless she is there streaming illegally then she is in the good old USofA

>>27504291
>being sweet on someone
Yeah, Ame.

>>27504256
the one time i am talking about
>>27504215
she was just repeating what chat said
>>27504237
>>27504219
>>27504260
>>27504262
>n-no... uuuh i'm not spoonfuhding you go buuhhck
nice buzzwords retards, you made me win the argument, stop pretending to be smartasses just to fit in, you are pathetic

>>27504512
Retard

>>27504512
Stop pretending like anyone cares about you

>there is an unironic retard in here who actually believed the Sweden schizo

>>27504512
kys already

>>27504416
then where were the fireworks desu~?
I rive in the east coast too and they been going round my place since 5pm.

>>27504537
>>27504553
>>27504574
great arguments, pachi pachi

>>27504565
>implying it's not said schizo

>>27504512
Go back

>>27504256
>I can think of another scary 4 letter word
It's Rrat isn't it?

>>27504619
West coast and 7:51PM, some of them have been going off but nothing much yet. Nothing to write home about, for sure. With the right sound'proofing' and general audio setup you won't hear much unless they're the big nig fireworks.

>The girls saw her in her Bikini
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27504684
its "trap"
She foretold the Niji fish being retarded because Gura can talk to fish which for some reason has never really been brought up.

Gura moved into my house. I bought strawberries and choccy milk just in case she ever decided to randomly visit one of her 4 million fans but 10 minutes after I put them in there she just showed up. She started eating them at the rate of like 1 every 6 hours and now it's been days

>>27502692
>Go to arcade with friends
>Friends move towards racing machines
>Eyes catch a House of the Dead machine
>Leave friends because HOUSE OF THE FUCKING DEAD
It's not surprising Anon. It's called your eyes catch a glimpse of a kamige and it brings you towards it inviting you to play. Good friends understand this and find you playing it a few minutes later anyways without being pissed.

I think I love Gura

>>27504797
>house of the dead
shit game, i prefer time crisis tbhdesu

>>27502692
Good fucking god is it possible for cucking to live any more rent free in your head? You are legitimately mentally ill if THIS is the first thing that comes to mind when Gura mentions her breaking off to go play with other shiny machines that caught her eye.
You act like its impossible that this ADHD as fuck shark would hop between shiny machines on her own without paying attention to her surroundings.

>>27504797
>R-R-R-R-R-R--RELOAD!
>RELOAD!
>R-R--RELOAD
>R--RE--SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN!

I love Gura and I love Myth and CouncilRyS but I just changed my desktop background from a unity picture to just Gura because I love her so much

>>27504748
>She's so cute
>She's so girly
>She was in a bikini
Fuck.. FUUUUUUUCK ME I WANT TO BE THERE!

>>27504887
based, literally was too scared to play house of the dead when I was a child and I got really good at time crisis because of it

>>27504619
they started going off at the end of her stream but you could almost not hear them at all, plus with the right setup you will not have heard much if any at all.

>>27504913
soundpost this next time nigger faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3mI_eHV8UM

>>27504291
She's sweet on her chumbies. She teases us a lot because seeing us jealous makes her happy, but she often subtly mentions being single. Can't wait for her to get a little frisky with us.

>>27504748
she probably wore a bikini top with regular shorts

>>27504619
If it helps, I can open my windows and wave to the purity shy girl next door, Trust me no sweden only usa.

>>27504748
GURA, PLEASE TEASE US ABOUT YOUR BIKINI I'M GETTING HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

>>27504887
Also a kamige series. Though you're full of shit calling House of the Dead shit, you never played 3 with the shotgun did you? The catharsis is real.

>>27505098
>purity shy girl next door
so it's definitely not gura then

>>27505226
I'm not saying anything, I get along with the girl next door and i'm not about to scare her off she is nice.

>>27505226
I’m not sure how you can go through these last two weeks and think she’s anything but a shy autistic wreck

>>27505173
ogey

So, was that actually her normal set up? Water heater schizos want to chime in?

>>27505252
i'm shy my self and don't have many people to talk too.

>>27505292
>This will be her thumbnail for Beachside Soft Talking 2.

>>27505310
Yep and her mic was acting up at the start but it was because of a setting she did to try and make the fireworks go bye bye but she over did it and had to turn that off and then when they started really bad she got nervous and ended the stream.

>>27504512
Do you get paid to be a retard? you're missing out if you're doing it for free.

>>27505429
I want to say she's silly for worrying about noise doxxing her on the fourth of july, but god knows sillier things have gotten people.

>>27505429
Damn, that's paranoid. No one's going to have logs of all the fireworks happening everywhere.

>>27505519
A literal reflection from someone's eye was enough to reveal the train station an idol took which lead to a schizo following her and groping her at her house

>>27505622
After all these stories about Gura I just wouldn’t dream of judging her for it. She really is the personification of anxiety

>>27505658
actually didnt that end in her getting murdered or was that a different girl

>>27505815
I read the reread the reports a couple of months ago and she was "only" groped. That was probably a different girl

>>27505815
I can't find a single instance of a Japanese Idol being murdered, only a couple who were injured. And it sounds like they basically operate with zero security or identity protection and live in the same city as all of their fans.

>>27505429
There's a 250ms-long thump at around 1hr48m that was probably a loud one and then at 1hr50m she says she feels weird and she's gonna go, so I agree with your assessment. If she was looking at her mic meter she would've seen it too.

>>27505658
To be fair that story is BS and he found her just through normal stalking
Still fucked up though.

>>27506144
Hopefully she'll chat with us more some other time, then.

>>27506124
>>27505864
I was thinking of this one
>Stabbed 60 times: Japanese pop idol Mayu Tomita sues police for inaction over obsessed fan, as stalking cases rise in the country
stabbed sixty times and survived, idols are truly powerful

What's with Gura's obsession with riding tandem?

>>27506291
jesus fuck, that's horrible