/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27502381
Bae-chan I'm too tired today for this...can we just cuddle and watch something instead?....

>>27502381
I'm gonna break your jaw, you disgusting rat.

>>27502381
Look at the subtle armpit fat... the tasteful thickness of it...

>>27502460
I SAID
CHEESED
TO
MEET
YOU

>>27502381

>>27502381
Prone Bone

>>27502585
It adds a nice buffer between the exposed shoulder and that fat tits.

>>27502381
THE BEST TOENAILS

>>27502381

>>27502590
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Can we just watch anime or something

Holding press......

>>27502381
Unlubed anal rape

>>27502803
>that sharp-toothed shit eating grin
i need to pierce her cervix and make her squeal like a real rat

>>27503715
Could you imagine the scale of dopamine release you'd get from being able to loving hold such a happy and bubbly person like Bae.

>>27505997
I would literally die from fructose overdose

>>27503838
That would be extremely painful

>>27506383
why are you eating your own cum?

>>27503838
anon this is not Shigure Ui

>>27507547
Can't overdose on fructose from cum

>>27502381
After saying what you've said I can no longer mating press you, my mating presses and cummies are reserved exclusively for IRyS now

>>27503838
this but Kiara

Damn rat...
Seducing adults..
I need mating press correction!!

>>27502381
Shutup and take your shoes off before I choke you out

According to Gura Bae was gorgeous and was outstanding among the girls in the off-collab. Bros... shall we find the one piece?

>>27508250
Very well then
C'mere anon!

>>27509019
>Gura dropping hints Bae is too beautiful to be single

>>27503838
The anus is not a sex organ, faggot.

>>27509618
I would actually kill myself if Bae is dating someone

>>27509955
dude your jaw would fuckin drop when you see bae irl and you wont even be able to utter a single word

>>27510002
I wouldn't want to, I would just observe respectfully from a distance.

>>27509019
It was Gura's first time seeing a Chinese woman.

>>27502381
Cheesed to meet you.

>>27502381
What's her appeal as vtuber serious replies only

>>27511148
Cute sweet earnest zoomer daughterwife

>>27511148
General scensirity and enthusism she brings to everything she does, zoomer stuff can filter a lot of people but it's honestly really endearing.
Also her eternal struggle of being a seiso idol

>>27502381
FOREHEAD CHUUUUUU
I miss Bae, I'm tired of holding

>>27511048
mating press

>>27506851
You're a big guy.

>>27506851
For (You)

>>27511741
Indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMwDU2CkKOQ

>>27502381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tega5Zg8c2c

>>27502381
Piledriver

After getting more information about Bae from the myth offcollab, I want to mating press Bae even more.

My dick gets hard just by looking at this post already.

>>27502590
>>27502381
I would fuck her like a Mike Adriano scene.

>>27509618
Gura was just too polite to say mating press to her face

>>27510344
Do you think she said "me rove you rong time"

Reverse mating press

>>27509955
time to kill yourself because yeah me

>>27509618
No woman in her 20s is single

BRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

She's back
I can stop holding press

>>27517678
Mating release (the best part)

>>27517883
Autists can be

>>27517975
I really don't think Bae's autistic

>>27518104
nta but Bae might have some degree of autism atleast.
She cannot focus on (attention requiring) games while talking or talk while focusing on games. It's pretty evident if you watch her that she struggles to multi-task and her brain starts "hurting" so she has to end some game streams early.
Oh yeah, she also uses weighted blankets and is attracted to tapping sounds.

>>27518290
The attention thing is ADD, not autism, and there's literally no correlation between autism and weighted blankets. As a matter of fact, having a weighted blanket is more indicative of touch starvation than neurodivergence. Got nothing for tapping noises.

>>27517883
every time I see this gif I can only think about

https://files.catbox.moe/59u3kp.webm

>>27518104
Bae likes FNAF lore videos

>>27518636
So? Don't tell me you conflate meme autism and actual autism.

>>27518605
Been on the internet too long to be disturbed, but this is kind of unpleasant.

>>27518669
Oh yeah? how about this?
Bae likes going to the gym during dead hours because strangers scare her and she is extremely nervous when meeting new people.
She is fine around her friend groups.
She also writes fanfics when she doesn't like the ending of an anime/movie and she changes the endings/makes certain characters end up together.

>>27518605
>bae giving birth
thats irys's dick isn't it

>>27518843
An actual autist wouldn't go to a gym, period, it sounds like she's just shy and body conscious. Writing fanfics and shipping are kinda typical teenage girl things to do, Anon, all that tells me is that she can't possibly be a day over 20.

>>27502381
bruh u guys be thinkin that hakos-chan got stinky feet and shit? just bussin about thinkin frfr

>>27518605
Why would you treat the rrat like that.
:(

>>27502381
Why is that meme'd?
What does that even mean?

>>27518605
the tentacles are me

>>27518936
>An actual autist wouldn't go to a gym, period
woman hands typed this. i bench more than 2 plates and i would still have a nervous breakdown around someone like bae irl.

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>>27518843
but those are all based and relatable

>>27518936
b-but wait.... there's MORE!
Her parents are overprotective and don't want her to move out, her dad literally built her a new room so she wouldn't have to.
Shortly before she debuted, Bae practiced her debut in front of an audience of plushies as if they were real humans. Strange right? I think so too.

Bae used to sit in the corner of the room at birthday parties as a kid and watched other people play games because she was content with it and she was scared to ask.

Bae almost got her butt chainsawed in a haunted house because she froze when the hired horror dude appeared.
Only an autistic person would do that right?

How's THIS?

>>27518605
This is bad
I don't rike my poor rat suffering like that

>>27518843
None of that constitutes actual autism, it's either just social anxiety or just being a slightly weird girl

I work regularly with autistic children. Autism isn't just associated with social anxiety, it's usually social impairment and a complete inability to understand and adapt to social norms. Importantly, it occurs right from early development. The other stuff you mentioned, is, as other mentioned, more characteristic of ADD, which is often comorbid with autism, but not autism itself.

Also, actual autism is very rare in girls, only occurring in around 1 in 189 of them, vs. 1 in 42 for boys, so the odds of her having it are just low in general

>>27518605
if sana is normally galaxy size, then is bae normally rrat size?

>>27517883
Dating a vtuber would be unironically stressful. You either leave the house or be dead silent anytime and every time she streams. Which can be for many hours at a time and most days of the week. You wanna go out for a romantic dinner? Can't, she has a stream scheduled. In fact, your entire life revolves around her stream schedule. You better triple check she isn't streaming before messaging her or it's Rushia all over again. God forbid her face gets doxxed (and it will eventually). Because then you cannot be seen in public with her without risking her job. All it takes is one doxxnigger with a phone who recognizes her on the street to get a picture of her with you and its all over.

>>27511290
>scensirity
Anon you okay over there? Should I call an ambulance for that aneurysm?

>>27519522
you just have to crossdress as her platonic friend

>>27519477
Welp, I got nothing else I concede
You win anon

>>27519195
Sounds like you just have social anxiety as a result of growing up in an increasingly digitised world, while your parents, doctors and the entirety of society pre-existing widespread digital systems called you autistic because they don't understand what they've done or what effect that has on people, ie, (You), and are now projecting this conclusion onto others like yourself because you never stopped to think you might not actually be autistic, since you've never known a legitimately autistic person in your life, you just assume you, and Bae, are high functioning and leave it at that, since the realisation that you're not broken in the head, just the soul, would send you into a depressive spiral from which there is no return as you ponder how you could have lived life differently if the adults around you in your childhood hadn't jumped to the conclusion that you were born wrong and spent years drilling that idea into your head.

>>27519218
She's Chinese, her family is Chinese, they're communal like that. Factually speaking, giving your kids the boot the second they age out is a distinctly american value, and not the norm worldwide or even for most of human history. Practicing in front of plushies is no more unusual than practicing in front of a mirror or talking to yourself, people cope with stress like this normally.

Again, social anxiety does not equal autism.

Fear sure as fuck doesn't equal autism either.

>>27519568
>You just have to live your life as a tranny.
Like I said, stressful.

>>27511148
None. Appeals to horny basement-dwelling retards.

>>27519616
>crossdressing = tranny

I bet you think the word "trap" is offensive too

>>27519581
I was just rustling your jimmies anon, it's all good. You win

>>27519701
No I'm not Finana, but in this case you have to pretend to actually be a female so tranny is accurate.

>>27519195
real autists dont go to the gym because they dont need to. no amount of lifting can ever rival tard strength

>>27511048
This image Made me audibly say out loud OOOUUH. Also Mating press.

>>27519742
It's something that always gets to me because I grew up with an actually autistic brother, so I know what real autism looks like, and it's nothing like the meme brand everyone and their mother on the internet thinks it is.

All this talk about Bae makes me want to spend the next 20 years breeding the hell out of her. Hurts a little.

>>27519578
What clues me in to Bae not being autistic was her presence in the Myth offcollab. Many people here praised her for taking a back seat, realizing that Myth should be the stars of the show because it was so highly anticipated.

The autistic children/teens I work with generally present in two ways, the hyperactive autist and the reserved autist. Hyperactive autists would not have recognized what Bae recognized. They would have had a thought process like "Stream with friends = I should join because they're my friends" and she would have barged in and tried to steal the show. They also would've thrown a huge tantrum if they didn't get their way, and would've reacted very badly to someone telling them they should sit out.

>>27519750
it's not because you don't identify as female while crossdressing, your crossdressing for other reasons

>>27519896
A fair point. I concede. So all you need to do to date a vtuber is be dead silent most of the day and have the ability to pass while crossdressing. I think that rules out most of us but a man can dream.

>>27519827
Sorry about that anon, I just really needed an excuse to dump some Bae mannerisms that I find cute.

>>27519883
You make a really good point, that also cemented for me that Bae is good at reading the room.

>>27520228
They are extremely cute, though

>>27519522
>your entire life revolves around her stream schedule.
What's the difference from any other job?

>>27519522
I pretend I am her brother and slowly twist it into a fetish roleplay

>>27509019
Someone(mori?) told her the girls will be dressed up for the occasion, so she put on the best dress and make up she had.

>>27520519
That was Ame who told her

Pating Mress

Guys are so disrespectful with bae and the matting orrssy this, she is a graceful lady, cute and with a great voice, she doesn't deserved to be called matting press, she deserved to be treated with more class, show her your love, pat her womb with your dick.

>>27520707
>pat her womb with your dick.
In the mating press position

>>27520707
Anon.... your stroke avoidance reps.....

>>27519553
When I posted that at work I had a temp of 39c and felt like my head was cooking, so honestly maybe.

>>27520707
Don’t tell me what to do. Also mating press.

>>27520251
True that

>>27505997
Why am I sad, I should be happy after thinking about that.

>>27502381
I WILL RAPED BAE

>>27520707
ok i will call her prating mess

>>27502381
M A T I N G P R E S S

>>27511148
Has a very hot voice but she rarely use it, she can just coomer bait with it and be gfe to her horny brats but she dont want to cuz shes genuine and want a genuine relationship with viewers and fans.

Are guys really able to get an erection just by looking at an anime girl's face?
Seems problematic for everyday life.

>>27523696
I have the ability to consciously choose when I get an erection or not

>>27523696
Where I live there aren't a lot of anime girls out in public so it's ok. If I was in Japan there would be an issue.

>>27511048
this gif makes my heart skip a beat

WHERE ARE THEY????!!!!

>>27511048
I need Bae to ride my face until she creams in my mouth.

>>27523696
Problematic for everyone else maybe. They're the ones staring at my cock after all.

>>27509955
I'm sorry, it's over for you anon.

>>27511048
God I love her

>>27519522
Lmao a chad doesn't give a shit about any of those things because he knows she'll choose him over streaming.

>>27524201
No, I won't hold anymore

>>27509019
That rumour has been going around for a bit, that Bae is supposed to be actually beautiful. Guess Gura kinda confirmed it.

>>27524997
Of course she is, look at her.

>>27524997
>rumour
He doesn't know

>>27524201
Holding press

>>27518605
I CUMMED

Would a mating press even feel good for a girl?
You're almost completely avoiding her g-spot with that angle

>>27502381
Raping press

>>27524485
yes but realistically speaking, would someone willingly drop a pretty good job like this? if the chuuba loves the SO enough the answer is yes but there would still be a huge need to talk over something like this as adults

>>27502460
legit, both are such a mood for bRat

>>27513759
good, she needs to prepared for all the mating presses that she's going to receive in the future

>>27511048
Prensa de apareamiento

>>27511148
She's a BRatty Rat

https://youtu.be/k_skfzMMyso?t=3443

I like her a lot but does she really have a crush on the holostars guy? If so I might not watch her, though I definitely have nothing against her for it.

>>27526208
Remember when Gura used this art for a thumbnail? Good times

>>27519522
Why do you think dating implies living together? And if you are smart enough to be stressed over this, you should be smart enough to teach her basic opsec about private messages.
About being seen in public: Even doxxed vtubers don’t regularly happen upon fans in public.

If all girls above 20 aren't single, then why am I single?

>>27526347
Going by their interactions in Bar Robel, I doubt it. It’s more of a normal viewer-idol relationship.

>>27514018
Except you'd cum before even putting it in.

>>27526582
not for long tranny
mating press

>>27526582
You're in a relatioship with me silly

>>27526347
Shitposting aside, it's more that she sees him as an inspiration. He is her idol basically, she is an honest to god fan.
You know how all the other Hololive girls have other fellow girls as their idols such as let's say, Sora for Kanata? or what Pekora was at one point to Kiara? it's kinda the same for her except that it's the funny bartender dude.

If all else fails, you can just watch their most recent collab and see for yourself if they have a thing going on or not, I personally found it a very fun and wholesome watch but it really was disappointingly devoid of ANY sexual tension as this board led me to believe up until that point.

>>27526913
Are you saying fauna wouldn't have sex with gura?

>>27527187
They crossed that line already

>>27526582
Not for long
Mating press

>>27518843
You sound like those people who think wanting to be organized means you have OCD.

>>27526347
That's one if the reasons i watch her at least i know she's not a dyke.

>>27523776
that place must be a shangri la for niggas like us

>>27502381
mating press

>>27518936
>>27519218
>>27518843
>>27519195
>all examples of meme autism that are actually just being fucking socially anxious person
autism isn't being afraid of going to the gym, its getting yelled at because you swapped out the playlist because you saw some other people do it and automatically assumed it was ok for anyone (despite the rules on the wall next to the tablet saying otherwise), not knowing that those particular people had permission since the owner trusts them. Its randomly butting into a random conversation and explaining fluid dynamics to 2 gym bros because you heard them talk about "pumping iron". Its having to be told by the manager that most people don't like to talk in the middle of their sets. That looking away to the next machine means focusing on the exercise and not the convo.

here is a simple flow chart:
the situation makes you nervous -> anxiety
you didn't get the reaction you expected -> autism

social anxiety is mostly learned for autists, because of a long long history of getting very negative reactions in their social interactions.

and no, bae is not autistic, she is meme autistic

>>27531572
I'm aware lol, I just needed an excuse to post some rat antics I thought were cute

>>27502381
*pees on your stinky cheese*
- this is how you like it?

Why do I always have to mating press Bae, why can't Bae mating press me? ):

sex the rat

>>27525167
I indeed do not know.

>>27526582
Cause the girls go for the good looking ones.