/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fauna is my wife

>>27471057
>didnt knew
You are either a Zang or a Seafag. But I still ain't gonna watch Enna you Aloupeep

>>27471057
>Green Lamy is okay
>Red Lamy kinda sucks
Choose your coloured Lamy for your desired GFE experience.

didn't read + touch grass

FAUNA? IS IT REALLY YOU?

>>27471102
Rent free

Irys has every right to be pissed tho. As far as fauna. I think the saplings are weird. Imagine being in her possition having men twice her age calling her mommy and shit.

>>27471123
When did IRyS ever do GFE that you have put her in the Red Lamy category

>>27471057
They're actually pretty cool and they're not menheras

I like Fauna

I MISS FAUNA

>>27471057
IRyS is a natural GFE. Fauna on the other hand is very selective with it. She's a clout chaser, leacher and fotm clipbaiter.

>>27471057
IRyS is dumb. She isn't going to manipulate anyone

IDC, saplings are cute

Opinion discarded
Just let me be happy with my WifeRyS

If you think Fauna's content is GFE you might need to go outside

>>27471227
Ohh the irony anon

>>27471057
Fauna doesn't do GFE unless you consider all ASMR inherently GFE. Even Kronii is more intimate with her fans in how she uses them as an emotional sponge. The wall between Fauna and saplings is the biggest in EN.

>>27471447
yeah this. IRyS is cute and lovable. Everything Fauna does is deliberate and calculated to buy Eddie more condoms (he must go through a lot of them)

>>27471447
>IRyS is a natural GFE
Only virgins think so, anon.
Idon't watch IRyS that often, but going by the streams I've seen, IRyS's "GFE" is pretty much what you get from nips manga. Spoiled brat who likes you, essentially. That isn't how most actual GFs act. At least the normal GFE (shower you with affection and jealousy), while overplayed certain aspects of it for entertainment value, is closer than the real thing than whatever IRyS does.

IRyS is just like that, she doesn't need to do anything special

IRyS is like like the most non-GFE of them all.

>>27471588
>Yeah this
Anon, the IP didn't go up. Your bait failed so hard that now you are making the IRyStocrats fight against the Saplings

>>27471574
ASMR is not inherently GFE. rain & soft whispering [heart unicode] ear cleaning & oil massage is GFE.

>>27471603
shut the fuck up donny you're out of your depth

>>27471603
>Idon't watch IRyS that often
Opinion discarded.

>>27471057
>didnt knew
Hmmm

>>27471603
anyone without autism can tell that she doesn't put on an act

>>27471057
>fauna
>GFE
you serious nigga?

Categorize all the types of GFE

>>27471665
You have very low standards for intimacy

>>27471057
Seems your last thread didn't work so well, trying again huh? >>26160797

>>27472322
Ara Ara ASMR roleplay Let me brush your hair until you fall asleep [heart unicode]

>>27472539
>>roleplay
come on anon i know you can make the connection

>most manipulate
Doesn't include Vox.
Hmmm

>>27472653
that's why it's "GFE" and not "GF" you fucking mong

>>27471566
>/vt/ poster
>go outside

>>27471057
Saplings are mommyfags. IRyS is a natural ojousama and you can tell she's a spoiled daddy's girl. That femininity makes her very attractive to goslings even if it isn't necessarily her intention to attract them.

>>27472730
Vox better and famous than these whores.
Also Vox cares about his audience

>>27471057
I don't know about IRyS but I agree Fauna is the most manipulative in EN for sure, she's been manipulating her viewers and close friends for years, she does enough things for people to get attached to her but at the same time keeps everyone at an arm's lenght, this is made very clear by how she treats her fans.
Behind the soft spoken onee-san there is a very dangerous and evil woman.

>>27472816
this is so zhang it MUST be bait

>>27473131
I can just hear the accent.

>>27471057
>He hasnt watched Fauna's Skyrim streams
I hated Fauna too bro. Then I watched her Skyrim streams. Now I cant get enough of her and Faendal.

>>27471057
They are my favorite EN #1 and #2 so yeah thanks for noticing they are great

>>27471269
Red Lamy is a coyote. Get your Lamy Triforce straight

>>27473207
try pulling the corners of your eyes back with your fingers and saying it lmfao

>>27473371
That's Pink Lamy.

>>27472497
kek

>>27471057
I like Fauna and hate IRyS
Guess Fauna is better at manipulating cause IRyS gives me urges to murder her

>>27471574
never realised how true this was until you put it into words. fauna's always been about keeping healthy distance and encouraging saplings to not neglect other aspects of their life like fitness in favour of her, meanwhile kronies have been placing bets on when kronii is gonna go full krodependency since just a couple months after debut

>>27472774
I think Fauna is more feminine than IRyS

>>27471057
>Green one has a named NPC in her life.
>Goblina one will collab with males.
Guess why only goslinging for Amelia works.

How to say you don't watch them without saying you don't watch them.

>>27472739
Oh please, nobody fucking calls what's clearly labeled as roleplay GFE here, as if you fuckers weren't constantly bitching about how those who do GFE/BFE are tricking and manipulating their fanbase by insisting their feelings are true which neither of these bitches do, especially Fauna

>>27473086
>chuuba does GFE and pretends to be "close" to viewers
waaaa she so ebil
>chubba does very specific roleplay streams, does no GFE, and doesn't pretend to be "close" to viewers
waaaa she so ebil

>>27471057
They do GFE? That's interesting, I honestly never noticed.

>>27473595
Kronii is even better than GFE: she is the dorky wife experience.

>>27473666
Nearly all of her PL's ASMR were gf roleplay

>>27471524
I want a sapling as my wife (male) desu

>>27471057
>woman opens mouth and speaks
>ESL monkey: "IS DIS DUH GFE????????"

>>27473642
roleplaying as someone's gf while you have a boyfriend makes you a whore. I saw this happen in a D&D game and it destroyed the group and relationship cluster B is a disaster

>>27471496
Irys couldnt manipulate anyone through trickery. She will straight up tell it to your face and you will do it anyways cause its irys.

>>27471057
>Manipulative
Fauna only because she pretends to be pure.
IRys doesn't hide nor is shy of her slutiness and that makes her perfect.

>>27473598
Yeah, but with Fauna it's hard to tell how much of her personality is her "character" she manipulates saplings with whereas IRyS is either the greatest actress in Hololive or she's too stupid to manipulate her viewers. IRyS comes across as one of those vtubers who is just herself on stream whereas Fauna strikes me more as the type to care about kayfabe and maintaining an ideal image. I also think Fauna is the smartest member in EN.

>>27474014
That's right, a whore, not someone who does GFE. At least argue for that instead you fucking braindead retard. Jesus you morons call anything GFE now.

>>27473667
OP is the sort of person who thinks a female barista at starbucks smiling at them as they hand over their drink means they're dating now

Green one manipulating me lately and i'm not complaining about it.

Vshitshow deflection thread

>>27472539
Couldn't that also be a mother experience? Like an overbearing, but caring mother? This is not exclusive to girl friends.

>>27473615
Do cuckmates really

>>27474648
only if you want to fuck your mom

>>27474697
If my mom was Fauna I would at least consider it.

>>27471057
Shut up, Fauna has a great voice and deservers to manipulate her audience.

>>27474526
Show the currency coward

>>27474858
Rp1000

>>27471057
Is it really manipulation if I know I’m being manipulated and go along with it willingly

>>27474973
when will she start streaming again so i can dono the $250 i made this week...

>>27472739
Do you consider every ASMR streamer GFE?

>>27474973
it's only a sign that it's been working as intended, but don't worry, she's been mastering her craft for a long time, it's not like you're being manipulated by some amateur

Fauna thread?
Fauna thread

>>27475088
>>27471665

If Fauna was smart she would go all the way in the onee-san experience

>>27475544
This.

>>27475544
It's because she's smart that she doesn't go all the way. Always leave them wanting more.

Fauna goes out of her way to not be gfe to the point that it's annoying.

I wish Fauna were GFE chuuba...

You guys know why Fauna has limits on her content right? She probably discussed boundaries with HIM.

>>27476671
have you watched LL's videos?

>>27476671
Yea, I told her to save the lovey dovey gf stuff for me

>>27476754
Was she with him as LL?

>>27476821
Anonchama where do you think the info came from in the first place?

>>27476868
I got the info secondhand from /vt/ so I assumed it was a Mori-tier leak.

>>27476909
most informed vt poster

nijifags still seething that they didn't get IRyS and now that Fauna is inclining they're seething about her too LMAO

>>27476909
>I got the info from /vt/
>I assumed
Burn this fucking board to the ground for fuck's sake

>>27476754
Some guy said she did ear licking and I could never find it
I yearn to squeeb

>>27474526
>2 of the Lamys
There is truly no escape for this one. Once Pink Lamy gets a hold a hold on anon he's going to /become/.

>>27477256
I only ever found her kisses

>>27477201
cope and seethe

>>27471057
Fauna's ASMR sucked ass yesterday.

>>27477728
yeah, mine

>>27477728
She did rimjob ASMR?!?

>>27471269
He may be talking about the valentines streams where she had the stick figure as chats self insert take her out on a date.

>>27477761
>>27477763
She rimmed my ass live on stream.

>>27477881
We all know it was my ass anon stop kidding

>>27474434
This. OP is a faggot.
>>27471665
WAAAHHH this whore made me catch feelings for her when I voluntarily clicked on an ASMR oil massage video. Its HER FAULT. SHES SO MANIPULATIVE.
Like holy fuck faggot, get some self control. If you can't stop blaming others for your failures you fucking virgin.

>>27473764
Stop talking out of your ass, less than 10% of her old content mentions "gf" in any way shape or form. None of her new content even slightly leans towards gfe, she gives no kisses or "I love yous" during asmr, and almost never gives them outside of it.

>>27478944
I'd never catch feelings for fauna, she's a fucking whore. She's clearly baiting for parasocial dudes tho.

>be me
>doesnt watch fauna streams
>saves all her porn
>faps to porn
>calls myself a fan
0-10 how based am i?

>>27471588
Eddie(me) definitely doesn't use condoms

>>27479568
8/10
-2 because you're not sharing.
Seriously, I just run into Kronii porn with just the sheer amount of porn she have but Fauna porn is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Of course Fauna's manipulative. She's been raised on the NLSS; that would fuck anyone up.

>Braids your hair and puts makeup on you
>GFE
I guess it can be GFE, just not the kind you guys are talking about.
I've watched 2 of her ASMRs and both times I feel like I was supposed to be a girl, like she's imagining the audience as a girl.

IRyS is my wife

>>27480590
In yesterday's stream she said it half joking I think, she even asked if it was okay to do it because she knows there are way more men in her chat.

>>27480590
She's called herself Bi before. But sometimes that's code for "les that doesn't wasn't to be bothered by society".

>>27471243
No way anyone over the age of 30 unironically watches chubbas

>>27481871
I was under 30 when I was watching Siro and Kaguya Luna.

>>27473086
Isn't that the whole point? She's doing a very low key yandere. She talks all the time about her cabin out in the woods that just for "tea time". She mentions how she wants to become a witch/crazy cat lady. She is implying that she has drugged the viewer in the forest and is slowly convincing them that they are meant to "stay in her garden" as her precious "sappling".

Marry IRyS and have Fauna as a mistress for when you get tired from the nephilim's spoiled princess attitude and just need someone to headpat you and tell you you're doing a good job

>>27471057
W-WHAT? FAUNA?
I WAS FOOLED BY FAUNA?
what the heckin heck bros

>>27471057
no they are just really dull

>>27471538
She doesn’t love you

>>27494197
I'm sorry your oshi hurt you Jeremy but its time to move on

>>27494197
still made a date stream
why did she waste her time
what a dumb bitch lmao

>>27483003
Muh brother!

>>27494197
>Necrobumps thread for this
Bro...

>>27473207
Go fuck yourselve leftover woman

I stopped caring about Irys when she started doing that podcast with mori

>>27477806
That's a joke though. Then she did the followup stream with herself as the driver reacting to herself.

>>27481580
None of this business bait matters when aware of her actual relationship status

>>27472442
>CATEGORIZE
>Fauna
The "I like you as a friend" GFE experience
>Mori
The "girl with problems who is cheating on you openly" GFE experience
>Gura
The "she deliberately dresses up like a 14 year old so you get weird looks in public" GFE experience
>Ame
The "hates you but needs your money, for now" GFE experience
>Kiara
The "pretends to be emotionally and financially needy BPD" GFE experience
>IRyS
The "actual needy but pretends not to be" GFE experience
>Kronii
The "codependent but on xanax" GFE experience
>Ina
The "pretends to be chill but is actually pretentious" GFE experience
>Baelz
The "always looking for a better guy" GFE experience
>Mumei
The "she likes animals a little too much" GFE experience

>>27481871
40 wraith here, I disagree.

>>27471057
>Says by someone who haven't really watched them yet lol.

Im mad Gura went to Fauna's house and the implications that has with regards to males.

>>27499006
>The "I like you as a friend" GFE experience
But... but that's by definition not GFE, unless you just mean literal girl FRIEND experience, as in a female friend.

>>27506923
The saplings are content to be her third wheel.

>>27481871
>unironically watches chubbas
ironic weeb detected, please kys

>>27475088
If they are roleplaying as such, then obviously. Like are you goddamn retarded? A lot of the classic ASMR content didn't even have people saying words to the audience.

>>27471057
Your opinion is garbage. Only women jelly with GFE chubba and shit talk about them without watching their stream

>>27471057
I feel like an AI writes these threads

>>27471057
Go back to your miguel/nazu
Not every chubbas the same as your schizo chubba

>>27471057
The only remotely GFE thing about Fauna is the fact that she does ASMR, but if you aren't a schitzo that's not actual GFE.
IRyS is too silly to be real GFE.

>>27499006
>The "pretends to be chill but is actually pretentious" GFE experience
Completely wrong, you clearly don't watch Ina and are taking that from her reaction to the back meme.
Ina is actually "shuts down anything even remotely resembling GFE, actively telling her fans not to gosling for her and keeping them at arm's length" girl friend GFE experience

>>27471057
Better to watch a manipulative entertainer than to watch a vtuber who directly insults you and then expects money. At least Fauna dn IRyS have the professionalism to maintain character

>>27471123
what colour Lamy is Cookie?

If they had given Irys Gura's model she would have been even more popular than Gura is. Cover treats vsingers like shit.

Fauna? I don't fucking know a thing about her. At least she streams constantly and isn't super annoying during collabs since you can't hear her most of the time.

>>27499006
If you had to classify what Mumei does as GFE, I’d put it down as “bratty tsundere” GFE.

>>27499006
>>Baelz
>The "always looking for a better guy" GFE experience
i feel this energy

>>27471057
>He thinks Fauna does GFE
Please watch streams

Fauna will never marry you unless you're a bald guy that plays The Binding of Isaac for a living.

>>27505715
What implication anon?

Where is mommy?

>>27474858
>ARS
They are even cheaper now

>>27499006
>Fauna
The "bratty older sister" GFE experience
>IRyS
The "too much implicit sex jokes, it turned you off" GFE experience
>Ina
The "I'm your friend no more and no less" GFE experience
>Mumei
The "cute concerning weird daughter" GFE experience

>>27471057
The only manipulative cunt here is you.

>>27471057
If you cross out GFE, it's Kiara

>>27480362
the trio...
trivia...
daily DS invasions...

>>27515263
Brown Lamy

>>27471057
Fauna is pretty fun to watch. I don't consider her a GFE streamer, or at least I'm not seeing her in that way. I get the feeling the only reason some people call her a GFE streamer is cause she doesn't swear.

>>27480362
Oh god oh fuck I knew she had that vibe but couldnt name it. Not sure if Im ok with this

The only way you can see fauna as GFE is if you have silky smooth skin, do make up, have a bunch of skin care products, have long silky hair that can be braided, or realistically just bald.

Anons...
Are you my GFE?
I'm addicted to you all and can't go a day without seeing you guys

>>27520412
>>27525334
These anons get it. Fauna isn't really GFE, but she's also not the "mommy experience" either. She absolutely strikes me as a troll of an older sister who is into all the same hobbies as you and you can always talk to about anything but she will constantly fuck with you and act like a total brat when it backfires or she gets embarrassed.

>>27515830
What must I do to get Fauna to stream fucking BOI?
I KNOW she knows it and has played because she's an egghead stan and an ex-emo white bitch.
Why does she deny me this satisfaction? She could break new ground in the stagnant gamesphere that Hololive is currently stuck wading through. Why must she do this to me?

>>27471277
I dunno man, have you heard how fauna talks about faendal?

>>27499006
they're all "money-hungry whore will cheat on you with richer men" GFE experience
also
>GFE experience
>Girlfriend experience experience

>>27525984
About how she wants to steal his girl and plunge him into despair but shouldnt because she's streaming?

>>27526412
Anon is my (you)-hungry whore that will swap to more dramatic opinions for more (you)s BFE experience

>>27471057
Imagine thinking not being treated with absolute disdain is GFE.

>>27526556
You're missing out on the "sadistic tsun tsun" GFE then

>>27471057
I wanna fuck fauna in the butt

>>27471243
the fauna mommy shit is cring as fuck and i hate it.


i thought mostly the i miss fauna stuff was ironic or fun having, and mommy stuff seems not that at all.

>>27526412
RIP in peace anon's sense of humour.

>>27529401
Fauna is like my cute older sister who slowly becomes weirder the more she opens her mouth and talks about her interests.

>>27471603
>noooooo it’s not realistic
Okay? I don’t think this is the silver bullet you pretend it is.

Both are whores unworthy of my time and much less my money

>>27529175
Bro not now

>>27473371
That's futanari lamy, or so I call her, futalamy

JANNY
JANNY
THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF MOMMY AGAIN

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27532003
why not?

>>27519723
read between the lines idiot. You know exactly what he's saying

>>27499006
>"girl with problems who is cheating on you openly"
this is all of them though

>>27471057
Question for you OP. What, if anything can a chuuba do to provide emotional support to their viewers that isn't manipulative?

>>27473086
Okay, Shondo

You just know you are doing something right when there's people throwing hate at you for no reason

>>27499006
>The "she deliberately dresses up like a 14 year old so you get weird looks in public" GFE experience
Based. I like gura now

squeeb harder nerd

Fauna is a bitch, you're being manipulated, open your eyes

>>27541777
Get over it, Shadow

>>27541777
i'm surprisingly fine with that
is that what people call true love?
fauna loves me in a way that transcends physical limitations. i feel her around me, inside me, entrancing me
i will not take my meds

>>27481580
Sorry to break it to you but I'm her girlfriend

>>27471057
I mean I like fau fau because she gets along well with gura, hell she even makes me rock hard from the voice, and she’s probably one of the nicest holomem with a bit of humor to her

Kirin good, I haven’t watched irys so can’t say much.

>>27541777
NEVER.

>>27541777
really? how?

>>27480590
>Anon has never had a gf that playful braids your hair or teases you by offering to do your makeup while laying next to her on a lazy sunday.

I'm sorry, friend.

>>27526556
I remember the Kronies got mad last week because Kronii was getting frustrated because her computer’s Cortana was bugging out really badly during a Superchat reading and in the heat of the moment she started yelling something like “goddammit I hate you so much” but did so right after she started saying the name of one of her regulars so out of context it sounded like it was directed at them. God I wish that was me.

>>27471123
One red lamy please

>>27471057
>Mori bait threads get insta deleted
>This one is still up
Thanks jannies.

>>27550883
This thread has been revived from page 10 like 5 times by the same schizo anti. They don't care. I guess they just glance over the thread, see that no one is sharing irl pics, and move on

>>27477256
the closest she did to ear licking was Ear noms