/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2747533
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>>2747533
Kidnap her and mind break her into becoming your wife

>>2747533
Learn from our fallen knight, alfred

Look at your wallet first

harass her

>>2747533
Join holostars and “collab” with her

Realize that she's a woman behind the avatar, and women get old and fat.

>>2748583
no anon, i will not take the blackpill which will make me unable to marry anyone

Go outside and kick a tree until your foot breaks.

>>2747744
What happened to him?

>>2748676
That's not a blackpill, that's a fact of life.

>>2748700
Done, what's next?

>>2747533
you cannot anon, its life

accept it...

>>2747533
Why cope? Bring it to the next level with tulpa.

>>2747533
By not calling in love with a Vtuber, retard.

>>2747561
>Don't worry Chap, ill tell me who your oshi is and ill fix your gosling tendencies right up.

>>2749464
I fucking tried! I wasn't like this last year. I was the one who was making fun of goslings.

Well you might as well tell us who it is.

>>2749048
Anon she’s a robot not a person

sad song didn't help either..... FUCK

https://youtu.be/EaMhX3th_Sc

>>2749814
Mori

>>2750528
Cringe

>>2750528
What do you like about her? And how old are you?

>>2750528
Shes a wigger. Also she will never love you because she is addicted to simping for japanese (?) manlets.

>>2750528
Cringe ass taste bro.

>>2750528
You should've just gone to the mori general dummy.

>>2749784
This, when I first saw goslings I laughed and wondered how anyone could be like that

Now I AM the gosling

>>2748583
>Realize that she's a woman behind the avatar
I'm pretty sure for some it is the reason to falling in love to vtuber rather than to anime character which is a drawing paired with VA.
It is like, while real woman exists, and anime character is totally in your head, vtuber is like something in the middle, your fantasy addressed to a real person.
>>2747533
Is she indie, or a popular one? Do you often fall in love in general?

>>2747533
more like failing in love

>>2747533
I just have to pay her more and hope that she is grateful enough to send you a private message.

>>2749784
>>2750813
I was the same gosling bros. But fucking Pochi... She just ticks all the right boxes.
How is it fair that my ideal woman lives across an entire ocean from me. Life is sour bros..

For me, it's Amelia. First I just watched her stream and thought she was a funny entertainer. Then as weeks became months, I realised due to all the time spent "with" her and all the stories about her past and whatnot she'd shared I felt like she was my friend, despite knowing full well about the dangers of parasocial relationships.

The brain and heart don't work like that though. As far as they're concerned, I was hanging out with a cute girl who laughed and told me personal things.

She will never know who I am.

>>2748721
see
>>2747561

>>2750731
>>2750754
>>2750779
>Cringe taste
Itt pussies who have to have their opinions validated by others to feel safe. Lik

>>2749853
She's real to me!

>>2747533
Depends on who, we can be friends and work our way into it in a healthy way anon.

Korone is my sun and Okayu my stars. Just watching them, especially when they are together, fills me with happiness and a warm feeling of safety and tenderness, like I'm floating in a warm heaven.

I wish that one day, I could just talk to them, and say thank you in a way where they could actually hear my voice...

>>2750754
>Shes a wigger
Yeah i think people already know that.

I will love love and support Kiara until the day I die. I swear to god we will give her 3 million subscribers before the end of this year. And she will never go hungry or ever wonder if we really love her. She is an idol for the ages.
KFP is legion.
KFP 4lyfe

>>2750743
I really love her personality. First you have the rapping reaper side, which is supposed to be the "cool" character, but she plays it like a total dork which is adorable. Then there's her actual cool side, where she gets more chill and down to earth. She really feels like a fun person to hang out with. Then her last side, which reveals that she's really a big softie. She loves cute animals, and gets heartbroken over depressed children and old people. Overall she's a wonderful person and I wish I could do more for her than say nice things in chat and sometimes give her money. As for age, I am a very old zoomer.
>>2750840
I do fall in love easily, there are tons of anime girls I've fallen for, and one other vtuber who I am nearly fallen for

>>2751418
>I do fall in love easily, there are tons of anime girls I've fallen for, and one other vtuber who I am nearly fallen for
Then you must to know how to move on, whore.

>>2747533
Simply live with the pain of knowing that not only will you never have her, she will never even notice your existence, and even if she did, you don't share a language and live on opposite sides of the planet
At least that's what I did

>became vtuber
>Collab with her
>Act like You're not her fan
If your male, only flirt offstream and keep it a secret

>>2747533

You could try to do what I'm doing:

1. Accept my feelings for my Oshi cannot be categorized as "romantic love", but as "admiration", since I've never held a personal conversation with her. It may sound like splitting hairs, but it's an important distinction to make: yeah, if I actually met her, I'd fall for her in a heartbeat, I know that. Her personality is what makes me feel this way. But by keeping the distinction, you make sure not to screw yourself if you do meet someone, because next comes...

2. Work on improving yourself. Do it for your Oshi. Learn a skill, get jacked, whatever, just set goals - but make sure they're realistic. I didn't know that a thought process like "if I ever meet her, I would like her to meet the best version of myself possible" could motivate me so much, even if I'm very much aware the chances of that actually happening are infinitely close to zero. But you know, even if it never does happen, I'll still have that hard work to show for myself, so it would in no way have been a waste.

If this is the hand we've been dealt, the only thing we can do is transform it into something worthwhile.

>>2747533
Live long enough and face enough disappointment that you become bitter and stop having feelings altogether. Then things become a lot easier.

However, if you can avoid that I'd recommend following >>2751633

If you improve yourself in your professional and personal lives and live honestly, you can avoid regrets in the end.

>>2747533
Just don't do it.

>>2747533
kek
wait a minute i have the same problem

>>2751633
>admiration
pic related

>>2751418
>Not dedicating yourself to one waifu for years and years
Fucking shameful. I just recently moved on to my Oshi after 9 years of waifuing, cuddling plush, and buying dumb levels of merch/posters of my old waifu. Learned to draw and write because of her and I'm just now starting to get over the heartache that her show was destroyed and her character was ruined.

>>2750902
>How is it fair that my ideal woman lives across an entire ocean from me
It hurts. I don't think i have ever felt like this for a woman before.

>>2751633
This is actually a chad mindset and I salute this anon

>>2751633
Your second point could not ring any truer. I'm glad there's still some reasonable people out there. Let's bust ass to be better for our waifu/Oshi.

I love my oshi. I won't let anyone lay a finger on her, much less punch her.
If my oshi ever gets a 3D debut and her genmates agree to her request to beat her up, I will have no choice but to plot out my revenge against all four of them. I will travel around the world, taking them out one by one. Out of respect for my oshi's homosexuality, I'll probably take out Gura last.

>>2752180
Gura is my oshi, so you'll have to face me in the end.

>>2752217
lol you and 2.4 million other paedos

>>2752180
I remember you fucker, keep your filthy hands off my Mori.

>>2752082

brb, getting stabbed by my Oshi.

>>2752162
>>2752168

We're all gonna make it, anons. I hope you're still around a year from now, I would love to hear how things are going for you then. In a year, I hope to have reached my goals.

>>2752217

>Pic related.

>>2750528
based deadbeat

>>2752217
>>2752404
No punch, no kill.
Just make sure your oshi behaves.

>>2752489
I already got fit many (6) years ago for my fit waifu. There will always be a spot in my heart for her, but it's time to move on. She even helped me be more confident in myself, slightly more assertive, and I learn how to not overthink things sometimes. Just thinking about her gives me fond memories. My goal for my Oshi is to build a useful skill that would better mine and her's lives.

>>2747533
I'll let you know when I figure it out myself... I even dreamed that I was dating her last night.... then I woke up........

>>2747561
Mr. Steal Your Oshi, I kneel...

>>2752767

What skill would that be? I'm working on the whole /fit/ thing but also my drawfag reps, going back to the drawing board and trying to break years' worth of bad drawing habits.

I can't cope enough, I know my oshi has a fanbox where she's happy knowing people loves her, she's happy with her gachikois and welcoming of them, she loves being idolised and in fact loves her gachikoi.
I will eventually end up there because I love her and even if not romantic love she loves the people that loves her...
She's an amazing hidden GFE, because always cares and welcomes gachikois, always being careful to give back the love...
I just can't help it bros... I'm too far gone, there isn't enough copium.

Free yourself from reality

>>2752879
Honestly I'm not sure yet. I have to give her some real serious thought and that might not happen until I hit my first year following her. It can't just be a random skill and I feel like it's better if I can relate it to her/her lifestyle because that will give me the motivation to not give up. My fit waifu gave me inspiration to hit the gym and also build my stamina for long runs so I could keep up with her.

I'm so fucking blackpilled even when I get happy and enjoy what my oshi is doing it just turns into complete pain. Fuck my existence.

GFE is a terrible thing. It gives you temporary uppers and when it's not working you're on a worse low than where you started.

>>2753027
I think GFE it's a double edged sword anon, I'm in the same boat but with Luna, and she makes me very happy while bitter, I'm trying to find a way of seeing that doesn't make me lose it but that can delude myself into being a better person while enjoying the love I feel and she gives back to the fans.
Though i have to say for it to be possible, the chuuba has to keep the illusion, shouldn't be a problem with holos tho.

>>2753027
I really got my first taste of this GFE-style stuff with Gura's ASMR, and I understand your feeling. Still waiting for my next high. I have heard Ame gets much more into that too.

>>2747533
By realizing
1. She is at most a friend and cannot reciprocate your emotions
2. She is an attractive woman and no doubt has romantic feelings and a relationship with a man off stream
3. She could be potential motivation to finally better yourself so you can get a girl like her
4. She would hate to see you continue down this path and be alone forever

>>2753462
> 2. She is an attractive woman and no doubt has romantic feelings and a relationship with a man off stream

I reject your reality until it happens in stream, the the basis of the GFE

ive been around a lot of asian girls, i've had 3 of them as roommates actually 2 of them being korean and did art. so in a lot of ways, i was living with a variant of ina, and honestly they are pretty uninteresting and surface level people. i suppose your average vtuber is a lot more autistic, i had a reverse trap friend too that wouldnt shut the fuck up about jojo and homestuck. i think you can lie to yourself and believe that they are a lot more charismatic in a dating setting, but im certain its 100% rose tinted glasses and in no world would a relationship with them remotely work out especially if you are a sperg yourself

I just realize she would shake her tambourine and say “Get well soon!”

It hurts bros, more and more every day.

>>2753490
You'd have to be delusional to think that any chuuba actually keeps themselves single so they can do GFE guilt free
Don't let yourself get emotionally taken advantage of like that anon
GFE vtubers are snakes

Mind telling me why you guys only ever fall in love with Hololive girls? Do you really love the vtubers or the company?

>>2753590
I'm well aware anon, but I think it's fine for me to delude myself into that way of thinking, just like now we are talking about it, I think it's fine to have different layers in your mind, when I'm enjoying the GFE, I willingly give in and so does she as long we know it's a fantasy staying in an inner layer of my mind, it's fine to delude yourself for a while, all I need to keep enjoying it is to not think too much, so far it works.

>>2753608
As much as for many people it's a hard to swallow pill, hololive provides the closest possible GFE due the idol sub theme that, no matter how much anons or redditors hate, hollive goes for, that and they pushed for this to happen, unlike other indies or agencies.

>>2753608
i love the brain chemicals that their performances release. Never forget that they are performing.

>>2753649
> GFE

how that mena's ?

>>2753608
But this is the first time i ever have fallen for a vtuber in a first place. This didn't even happen with a 2D characters.

>>2747533
Remind yourself that they would never love you and that cute personality is most likely a persona they use specifically to get some cash outta a pathetic weeb like you. That model is being used by their mama or papa as a quick buck when they sell doujin or mouse pads. It's a cruel industry filled by lonely people like ourselves always remind yourself of that. Also your oshi is shit

>>2753724
>they would never love you

T. Unenployed manlet fatfuck dicklet without personality

>>2753685
It's true that idols what with their relationship bans and corporate pushed high emotional connection with their audience can feel very close to a girlfriend, but I think it's naive to say that they are the only vtubers that aim or achieve this effect. You don't often hear vtubers talk about their relationships for a reason, and many indies and other corporate vtubers alike are quite close with their audience themselves, lack of idol motif nonetheless.

>>2753724
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU LIEEEEE

>>2753787
I think the "idol" theme is just a way of giving name to what already happens with most female streamers, as you said, they dont talk about some topics for a reason.
But imo, hololive achieved this because they simply did better marketing

>>2747533
>tfw perfect candidate to be a gosling
>tfw i don't like bi/lesbians girls
>tfw most chubbas are either bi/lesbian
>tfw i am immune to being a gosling as a result

>>2753787
>idols what with their relationship bans
He doesn't know

>>2753751
Bro most chubbas either go for women or japanese chads. If they are EN then they would go for some other type of chas. The type of men who post on 4chan would not even be in the list of pontential dates.

>>2753394
>I really got my first taste of this GFE-style stuff with Gura's ASMR, and I understand your feeling
For me it was Moris take 2 ASMR that sealed the deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENMA8IybMAI&t=461s

>>2753997
>not letting big sis danchou take care of your ears
ngmi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LG8pxP0pkQ

>>2753724
It's fine. I live a healthy life outside of my romantic relationships, so I guess I afford myself this one easy out. While I occasionally donate (once a month), I don't give red/pink supa's because it's a gigantic waste of cash for a single comment despite being able to afford to do so. I don't understand how people can pump red after red, but I guess that's the dopamine high tricking them into giving more to hear their Oshi say their name. The sad thing is most of those people use a screen name instead of their real name.

live

>>2752122
Who was it, anon? I have a waifu and I won't, never ever, leave her, despite some bullshit that happened when her show ended.

>>2752122
Asukafag?

>>2752122
>9 years
horsefucker?

>>2752122
> Oshi after 9 years of waifuing
tell us you're story , idk how you how did you hold on like that, for example i everyone seasone change wifefu

>>2754166
Well i meant more of falling for her and realizing it.

>>2754518
Bro did you have a stroke

>>2754640
nope

>>2747533
You don't

>>2754518
Not that anon, but i still gosling my waifu.
It is been 10 years since anime aired, and i always admired her traits, i loved her looks. Weirdest thing is knowing that no real person can replace her to me, even if it will have same traits, same clothes, same body and hair.
At some point she started to grow in me, i changed hairstyle to one i like more, i never ever looked for her doujins or ecchi art. At all. It is a heresy, not art, i despise even most fan art, which is why i don't look for it(only some official arts are good).
I wish AR was there, i wish GPT-3 AI was there, i wish haptic was there, or even better BCI. I can't hug her in VR, i can see her, but that is not enough. VR gave me more loneliness than before using it.
>inb4 get a therapy
For what purpose?

>>2754805

but who are you're waifu?

I really don't think gosling your oshi is bad, 99% will just be depressed one week or a month at most if the illusion breaks and move to the next GFE, why is everyone so worried?

>>2754967
> GFE
fuck , what that means? i'm newfag there and i bad know english

>>2751633
Best post on the board in the last month. Keep reaching for those stars anon, even though you may never grasp them.

>>2755002
Girlfriend experience, basically what Rushia and Lamy do openly, and most holos do subtly

>>2751633
Based and inspirational

>>2754932
I know you fuckers, i don't tell you.

>>2755019
oh , now i understnad , and another questions, what means oshi?

>>2755092
>shameless newfagging
>get spoonfed anyway
>beg for even more
Jesus Christ, lurk for 5 fucking seconds

>>2747561
>implying

>>2755121
I'm kinda liking this newfag, at least he's polite
>>2755092
Your fav

>>2750904
Your feelings for her are not real

(You) are my oshi, /vt/...(You) are in my mind 24/7...I might gosling for (You)...

>>2755121
what means lurk? so for you understnad in my lenguage google translante translate that word something like "hide"

>>2755206
2D girls have never been real, but the feelings for them always have been.

>>2751633

>>2755277
Go back to your Russian imageboard man, they've got vtuber threads there too.

>>2755277
lurk means reading the posts without posting. you have to "lurk" until you have a decent understanding of the board culture.

>>2755206
> your feelings are not real
> FOR MINE SHE'S REAL

>>2755277
I like you, newfriend. Oshi means favorite Vtuber, the one you support the most, sometimes with a connotation of romance, as you've seen in this thread. Lurk, as the other anon said, means to read threads without posting so you understand the culture and words being used.

>>2755277
>gopnik's first time on 4chan
It means browse/read without posting (being hidden in some sense) until you learn how to post without outing yourself as a newfag/tourist. It's common courtesy to do so rather than shit up and derail threads with dumb questions you could have answered by just reading a few threads first.

>>2750904
Watched the old channel way further before holo-en was announced. She was more funny and unrestricted, and the streams were small and cozy, never realized they were the same person til I came back to a dead twitch channel a month after chuubas exploded. It's a lot harder to be an Ame fan knowing just how much greener the grass was on the other side. At least I have bragging rights for having twitch interaction, I also got my valorant pass from her.

>>2755307
man man , you really don't undersand why i gone from russia boards , i gone from them becouse that board is died , and in CIS countries vtuber is not popular at all , listten me, russia cominity is so bad is really bad and stupid , when you need help she's dosen't help you , and she's dosen't understand you , and 4chan comunity for mine i like there more

really sorry for poor englihs , i teach 1,5 month

>>2755500
You're ok with me Russia man.

>>2755426
>>2755436
thx now i understand

Things become easier once you've given up and stop giving a damn. It'll come with time.

>>2755612
Just
>Bury the light deep within
>Cast aside, there's no coming home
>We're burning chaos in the wind
>Drifting in the ocean all alone

>>2756068
chumnigger

>>2755540
He's not russian, he's pretending to have bad english
t. Russian

post goslings 24/7
youre already off to a good start

>>2747561
Imagine dressing like that to take a photo, and taking it in your bedroom.

>>2756204
Did you see Ame’s first date stream

>>2756230
no

>>2756110
she's a lie


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>>2756133
how means "goslings "?

>>2756347
pictures of hollywood actor Ryan Gosling

>>2756282
Teamates posting themselves in formalwear as far as the eye can see

>>2756448
god...

>>2747533
Get fit, dress better, and have sex

Why cope? I honestly believe I have a chance with my oshi. That my comments mean something to her. That I understand her situation. First time going schizo, and I've never felt better.

>>2747533
meds

>>2756739
Going full schizo is also a cope anon, and the worst kind at that.

https://youtu.be/fgR7u-g3QO4?t=5919

>>2756810
It's the truth to me. Also, I was dead inside before, and will be dead inside after. What could go wrong?

>>2756755
I've taken my meds, and they're not helping in this matter, anon. Have you any other suggestions?

>>2750902
If someone told me that I would fall in love with a hentai mangaka who I would never meet last year, I'd call them a liar

>>2747533
Live with the pain. As time will pass you will eventually move on and the bruises will not let you make the same mistake again in future.

Just drink water, eat food and go outside even if you don't want to. It won't break you like that.

>>2756397
Ryan Gosling, Ryan FUCKING Gosling

>>2756861
>>2756739
Eventually your delusions will crash and burn. Speaking from experience here, you don't want to see what will happen after that.

>>2757090
Tell me, I'd like to know the road ahead.

>>2757132
You become an anti

>>2757205
No, I'm well past that point.

>>2747533
jerk off to pictures of their roommate

>>2747533
How I've seen it is that it's just a nice fantasy to indulge in. You have to remember that it's just a fantasy, because trying to make it a reality will just cause you even more pain.
Think of it like this. Maybe your oshi represents the kind of person you're really into. Watching her makes you feel all the things you want to feel, and I really do think there's some level of appreciation towards you, not specifically or individually, but the fact that you're supporting her I'm sure makes her smile, just the same as how watching her and supporting her makes you smile too.
I love my oshi. So fucking much. And I'm so glad for her, I smile a lot more because of her, and I think about her every damn day. Hell, I even fantasize about her a lot. Because of her, I have something to look forward to each week to help me face the day.
Still, my fantasies will remain that: just fantasies. Maybe one day she'll stop streaming for whatever reason, but that's why you should just cherish her while she's still around.
So just have fun, indulge in the fantasy, but don't go too far. Have her motivate you or inspire you to better yourself for your sake. And feel the things she makes you feel, because they're pretty good feelings.
>tl;dr:
Enjoy your oshi, anon. Imagine she's your girlfriend or wife and have fun with those thoughts, but just remember not to lose yourself, for your sake.

>>2756831
GOD WHY IS SHE SO CUTE

>>2747533
Just think about the hidden boyfriend that's plowing her every night.

>>2756831
Bros...

>>2757090
>Speaking from experience here
Mind telling us your experience?

>>2747533
Even if the avatar isn't a real person the feelings that you get for the characters is as real as it gets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc

>>2757900
The magic wears off quite fast if you have history of hanging around manipulative people
(assuming you figured their game and got out)

I can personally say there's an inherent smell of "something is off" about VTubers, especially the bigger names.
Once you're aware of it, the whole show objectifies itself, and they are no more than a streamer.
Effectively self-redpilled

I can still enjoy the show, maintain my motivation to do JP reps, watch concerts.
But she will never be my waifu, and I will never find an excuse to throw akasupas

>>2756739
Based
When I make it, I'm moving to Japan and stalking my oshi's roommate

>I'm not going to fall in love
>I just enjoy being in her chat
>I just admire the effort and hard work she puts into her streams
>She has a discord server and is extremely warm and open to talking with her fans and doesn't rule out the option to talk to her in DMs
It was over before it even began.

>>2758330
Roomate hunting with /vt/ ikuzoooooooooooo

>>2758348
towa?

>>2747533
Stop watching her and find a different hobby. I'm a guy in his early 30s who got out in a very serious and long relationship and when I learned about Korone's roommate I actually pained me that I can't be with her. It just hurts knowing that a girl in your age range who has probably the same relationship experience, same interests as you, and still lovingly plays a cute anime girl to entertain an audience is out there yet will never even know who you are, it just hurts. Anyway, I realized I might go schizo if I continue supporting Korone so I took a month break and started cycling. Although I haven't watched her after my one month break since I'm scared I might go back to falling for her

>>2754243
WHY DID YOU ASK ME THAT

I love her so much. When she laughs it brightens my day. I wish she would embrace me but she doesn't even know I exist. How do I cope?

>>2747533
I can't, i wish i was dead

>>2756204
Pretty sure that's a jojo suit so he's doing cosplay here

>>2747533
not a blog fuck off autists

>>2754518
Her show was very long which gave a lot of in-show character for fans to play off of. Groups formed around her, writers and artists came and went, but she always managed to capture my heart. It's funny because her character was a tomboy who wasn't afraid of inherently feminine things like most tomboys are written. There were lulls in my waifuing, but not once did I ever abandon her and whether the flame of my love for her was small and cozy or big and burning full of passion, she was always there to drive me to be better, to keep me focused, and to make me more assertive in what I wanted. She helped change my life, I landed a better job with decent money because of what she taught me, changed my eating habits, and started to exercise. I won't ever forget my passion for her and what she's done for me in my life.
Funny thing is my Oshi can sometimes come off just as forceful and brash as my waifu was.

>>2750904
Amelia is just the kind of person I want to spend every second of my life with.

>>2751971
Eh. I basically modeled my life around trying to impress one girl I had a crush on and she's never been into me. I have $, a degree from a well ranked uni, and am decently fit, but it all just feels empty and pointless

>>2759823
Hey anon, you'll find meaning in something and someone. You've put yourself in a better position materially than a lot of people, and you should be proud of what you've accomplished so far. Keep your head up.

>>2752122
Tomoko Kuroki?

>>2759727
I don't think I'd want my Ame to have laser beam capabilities. Aside from that, based.

There are literally millions of girls out there that are similar to your oshi in terms of interests and personality

>>2760453
and we'll never meet any of them

>>2760453
how many of them can time travel?

>>2760453
>millions of girls like Ina
>they all fucking stay inside all day

>>2750528
but it's voice sounds like a man

>>2760453
okay how do I contact them anon?

>>2760453
DYRBI

>>2760535
That just makes them easy pickings if you meet them on the internet

>>2748583
but i might also get old and fat...

>>2759722
RD?

>>2759823
It sounds like you've accomplished things you should be proud of, and hopefully you'll find some girl who can appreciate that. And in my mind, it's better to not base your happiness on someone else's approval anyway. If you can't be strong and secure in yourself, how can you be the kind of support a future gf/wife would need?

I guess the same is true of us and our oshis, though. I'm as guilty as anyone of relying on her streams to boost my mood; one of them got me through a shit week a while back. So I can't really talk.

Please tell me you're shitposting.

>>2761275
Crutches are meant to help us in our time of need, friend. Whether a broken bone or a broken heart, they are meant to help us return to normalcy at some point.

>>2760453
Let me know where I can find a Tia clone right now.

>>2761359
China. She's a dime a dozen nationalist.

>>2761314
no

>>2760540
And you sound like a faggot

>>2747533
Make a Tulpa

>>2761314
Most Goslings are unironic

>>2761563
From the stories I've seen here, do NOT do this.

>>2761563
YEAH GUYS MAKE A PINKY PIE TULPA

You get motivated to make more money so she’ll give you attention via superchats. At least that’s what I’m working on...

>>2756587
it was a fun thread

>>2761327
Yeah, you're right, anon. As long as we keep things in perspective. Sometimes I think I'm close to gosling myself, but then I remember it's hopeless anyway

>>2761948
nigga

>>2762022
He shoulda sent more

>>2750904
>know fully well that streamers will never be my friends
>brain develops parasocial bonds every single time anyway
Maybe I'm just lonely, I guess.

this thread is what happens when you don't have sex.

>>2760535
Just crawl along the walls of buildings and peek inside the windows until you spot one that seems to fit the bill.

>>2762192
Prostitutes can no longer fill the hole, anon

>>2760453
Please tell me where to find a gf like Marine bros.

>>2762206

You're supposed to fill their holes, though.

I draw cute fanart of stuff they do on streams, and I am content when they retweet it. Ask for nothing more.

>>2760453
>millions of girls with a voice and behavior like gura

Just embrace it, life's too short and miserable to be ashamed of delusions

>2762192
Let me guess, next you're going to call us incel virgins?
>>2762274
Creativity is the base for releasing feelings, I am glad you are able to find zen state in your art. Continue to create and make your chuuba's occasionally happy.
>>2762299
Harness that power Anon. I know you have it in you to better yourself for her while falling into the delusions.

>>2762235
But whose gonna fill MY holes?

Thread theme https://youtu.be/WflAReA2cqs

>>2761976
With the right vest underneath, a different tie (maybe something like pic related but as a tie) and a better watch this outfit looks like something Gucci would charge you 5 grand for.

>>2762022
Who was this to?

>>2762347

I suppose if you ask nicely, they'll peg you.

>>2762299
Life is too short to live in delusions

>>2762295

Gosh, if only. I'm in awe that such an incredible girl can exist.

Or maybe that anon is right, and the reason we don't know about it is that they're about as much of a social recluse as her. I didn't know the whole shut-in thing would end up being part of the appeal, but it is.

>>2762353
This is much more apt and related to the chuuba's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqOsZTUpJ5Y
This shit was Gosling before Blade Runner came out.
Double meaning because it's from the movie 'Her', a movie about a man who goes through a breakup, gets a fancy new computer that has an AI voice, and falls in love with that voice. They sing this song together. I know Gura can get emotional, but part of me feels like it was doubly hard for her because what she does is so close to what the movie does.

Debiru will never love you

>>2762347
you gotta pay extra for that

>>2762224
In a brothel

>>2760453

>>2761800
>>2761827
Falling in love with a vtuber is lost cause territory, might as well.

>>2760453
Yeah and they all stay inside.

>>2763085
Not lost cause territory to be in love with your oshi. I'm mostly normalfag, not a virgin, have had gf's, still in love with Tia.

>>2763085
It's not much different from falling in love with some celebrity or even some anime character. The difference is that depending on the vtuber, they are closer to the real person than other fictional existences. There are the good things about it like the desire to improve oneself, and the idea that because this person is more or less real, that there might be other people out there that make you feel the same way. When it gets bad is the desire to make them uncomfortable or even have them be put in danger when people don't stop to think about how it might make them feel.

>>2750904
That sounds about the same deal for me
I'm lonely, and she's helped me feel less lonely
Even if it's all bullshit, to my heart, that doesn't matter
My mind won't shut up about it though, and well, that's where a conflict lies

I was doing just fine until my oshi said she missed me when I was gone. I have no idea how she kept track of that. They probably say that to everyone to keep the money coming in. But even so...bros....

>tfw no Ina wife
Why even live

>>2763383
who remembered you, anon? Kiara?

>>2763383
Like you specifically, or did she just say it in a general manner?

>>2763383
Well, it's true that there would be people that calculating. But it could just be that they are appreciative of their fans and like to see names they recognize stick with them for a long time. Vtubing is pretty competitive, so having people that stick with you despite all the other options probably feels good.

>>2747533
Ogey I'm pretty old and now is the time I finally ask this: Where is this pic from. What is this movie called? I have seen so many memes about it but I don't know anything about it. I wanna watch it.

>>2747561
Imagine falling for a guy like him then seeing the reality.

You don't, just enjoy the ride

>>2763522
Anon, it only takes two clicks to find out...

>>2762394
All of your thoughts and feelings are delusions anyways. Make them positive feelings at least.

>>2763640
My thoughts and feelings are real.

>>2763522
is it really that hard to google this?

>>2763383
Good for you!
Whenever I get stuff like that I always feel the urge to bolt, seemingly not uncommon since, Lamy for instance, has mentioned people instantly privating accounts when she responds to them.
No social anxiety or anything though but it still scares the shit out of me, too used to being anonymous perhaps?

>>2763948
That's why I'll make mention of my couple of supa's that my Oshi has replied to, but never give specifics especially since I use my real first name and last name initial. It feels so much better to hear her call out my real name.

>>2764058
Who is your Oshi?

>>2761275
None of it really matters to me honestly. I just sorta go through the motions every day and don't have any idea what or why I keep at it since I don't really have any ambitions left for my life.

>>2758348
Who?

I Gosling for a girl who is too menhera to stream and it makes me sad

>>2763478
>>2763383

Even anons from these threads remember regulars in SC readings even when not focused on the stream. You'll remember them too if you read their name and message every day. Even if you initially actually felt nothing or even disgust for them, having to fake emotion every time you read their name makes you automatically feel that 'fake' emotion when you see their name over a long enough period of time that they would eventually start feeling it for real.
Funnily enough, this is the origin of the Baseline Test from BR2049. Ryan Gosling initially wrote this as an acting aid using a technique known as "dropping in".

>Have you seen the Trevi fountain in Rome? Fountain.
>Have you ever seen the fountain in Lincoln center? Fountain.
>Have you seen fountains out in the wild? Fountain.
>What's it like when you have an orgasm. Fountain.
>Have you read the Fountainhead? Fountain.
>White Fountain.

Sounds quite a bit like an SC reading?

By writing imagery and text before the keyword, you associate the feeling of the previous text to the keyword, making the word hold more meaning to the actor when they speak it and not just be another line in the script.
The frequent SCers are slowly but gradually mindfucking their oshis to like them, whether they know it or not. And ironically the more effort they put into faking it, the more it starts to root itself in their mind as emotions indistinguishable from reality.

>>2760453
And they're all getting FUCKED by CHAD

>>2751633
>>2751633
This man understands.
One year ago I was a heroin-snorting dropout leeching off my parents.
Now I have my own place, my own car, can pay my own bills and can finally feel good all on my own without relying on some kind of substance to forcefully make me feel that way. It honestly boggles my mind how different of a person I was just a year ago.

All because I found someone who could make me laugh when I needed it the most. Following that, someone whose sweetness, talents, intelligence, and openness I could admire. Slowly she inspired me to finally scoop myself out of the gutter I wedged myself in, once and for all, and to find the strength to take on everything I had practically given up on.

Even though I realize most people in this thread are Holobros, it matters not. The fire of passion your oshi has set alight is very real. Don't snuff it with doubt or second guessing. Stoke those flames, and do it for her.

>>2765313
>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?

>>2760453
>Girls similar to gura
Yeah and they would play games all day never leave their house and I would never meet them

>>2765479
Good for you anon

>>2761106
Maybe...

>>2747533
Just kys. Its that easy

is this the mommy spoonfeeding thread?

>>2763383
Kek like prostitutes

>>2757350
This. Just pretend she is your wife and go about your day as if she was.

Take the waifuism pill

>>2760453
Not in this hell known as America there aren't

>>2760453
At this point, i doubt there are girls like Mori anymore.

>>2760540
Have you heard a man talking recently? Mori just has deep voice but still clearly very feminine.

>>2761314
I wish i was, anon.

>>2747533
just look at what they look like irl and realize anime girls aren't real

>>2760453
There is almost to none with similar accent though.

>>2761359
USC

>>2768604
It doesn't work. Her roommate is cute as well.

>>2768604
that only works if they're hideous and you're a shallow piece of shit

>>2747533
>How do I cope with falling in love with a Vtuber?
Not once in this life will you meet her. They're effectively celebrities.

>>2765313
>Anon brainwashes himself into believing pumping thousands of dollars into his oshi is making her consider him a friend

>>2761065
You probably already are fat, so check that one off the list.

>>2751576
No one will watch baka gaijin vtuber though, let alone collabing with.

>>2752785
My condolences, chink-kun

>>2771394
Oh, she'll never consider you a friend or even an acquaintance. But believing that she has no mindspace for regular donators outside of being moneybags is a different matter entirely, even - or especially - those who donate in ARS because they can afford to send so many fucking ones.

>>2762499
Nah this is
Funny Gosling is the main character as well

>>2763530
It's like a job interview. Once you get in it's harder for them to get rid of you again.

>>2772694
Fortunately my oshi self admitted that she can't remember names in the slightest so I don't have to worry about someone with money taking up her headspace

>>2774407
Eh, I feel like this is a little detached from the idea of a voice talking to you over the internet. Physical imaginary girlfriend is closer to tulpa territory than it is AI computer wife. At the end of Her, the main character finally realizes that he, along with many others, are having the same relationship with the AI and she is 100% aware of it. All Oshi's know they are playing GFE for many men right now which is why it makes more sense that Gura might get hit differently because of that song.

>>2751633
>>2765479
The mindset of Chads, parasocial relationships are dangerous but if you can manage it and control yourself. You can direct that feeling as a drive to better your life. Godspeed lads

>>2766039
You're not alone, friend. Six years with the pink one, and counting

>>2751633
>Work on improving yourself.
never worked for me, im glad that it works for some people

>>2777030
Please don't lose fate in yourself

I love her so much guys.

>>2751633
I'm inspired

>>2750528
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>2750904
Get a girlfriend faggot, jesus that's sad

>>2781542
But there is no girls like Mori, anon.

>>2762295
I fucking hope so, i wouldnt mind cleaning a neet gf's dirty dishes if she could sing really well

>>2778776
Not him, but you made my eyes wet.
You hit the nail on the head.
I've zilch faith left in myself..

>>2747533
Go and save her anon. That's what you're living for.

>>2781542
>just get a gf
>just get friends
>just go outside
>just get a theraphist
kill yourself then get revived and kill yourself again

>>2782770
have you tried everything yet tho

>>2756204
He's ironic weeb, it's on brand

>>2747533
Better make use of your free time thinking how to cope when your oshi inevitably graduate.

>>2783311
I made 4 or so serious attempts at improving my life. But as soon as I got in the groove and had established a routine for more than a month, something outside of my controll fucked me over. Meanwhile the world turned to shit. I don't even know what's the point anymore.
I feel demoralized and empty.

>>2783423
why not go for 5

>>2783455
I feel like I don't have it in me anymore. Too menhera, too tired, too retarded

>>2783423
>I made 4 or so serious attempts at improving my life. But as soon as I got in the groove and had established a routine for more than a month, something outside of my controll fucked me over.
Literally me. Wish me luck though, i started a new cycle last week.

>>2747533
Learn everything you can about her roommate until you find some flaw that is insurmountable to you and you're forced to stop simping and thinking of her favorably.

>>2768604
>>2783743
Do not reccommend. I ended up with a fetish for middle aged asian women, and love my oshi more than I ever thought possible.

>>2783851
Doog really is cute. Would you go to the gym with her?

>>2783423
you are me, just in the future. I have had 3 attempts so far with varying success, but it didnt last/// and am trying to berate myself into a 4th.... I feel your pain

>>2783948
You don't seem to understand what I mean by "more than I ever thought possible". I was as jaded as they come - now there are kittens and rainbows in my heart. I'd unironically rob a bank with her, if I couldn't convince her not to.

>need to learn JP
>need to figure a job that you would actually want to do over a long period of time
>need to find a place in Japan where they're hiring foreigners for that specific job, and they're desperate enough to sponsor your work visa
>HOPE it's somewhere relatively close to where your oshi lives
>HOPE you somehow manage to come across her even once, given that most of these girls do not leave their fucking houses unless strictly necessary, and that you're in fucking Japan where the population density is crazy and the highly effective public transportation system makes it very easy for people to commute over long distances
>HOPE that when, if ever, that happens, she happens to speak within earshot of you for some reason
>HOPE that you somehow manage to hear it clearly and recognize her voice that will be slightly different than what she uses on stream because she doesn't want to be easily recognized when out in open
>HOPE this happens in a setting where you can make chitchat and not come across as a creep, and not immediately scare her off because you're a gaijin and she's an asian womanlet
>HOPE you are somehow skilled enough to pull off asking a socially awkward girl her e-mail contact and actually get it
>HOPE you can somehow develop this into a relationship
I don't like these odds

>>2765313
>iwanttobelieve.jpg

>>2783851
Same expect my oshi is Mori. I used to hate wigger women and now i am in love with one.

>>2784586

ANON!

I am well aware that the odds are close to zero. Perhaps, saying that the odds of meeting my oshi are somewhere around 0.000000000000000000000000000001%. But I'm still going to hope, and work hard on improving myself in case it happens.

Do you know why?

Because my Oshi is WORTH betting against even the most impossible of odds!

Even if all that awaits is failure, I will hold on to that small hope, and move forward! Because, more than anything, my wish is to meet her someday! I wouldn't be presumptuous and hope for us to become lovers, but I would definitely, definitely want to thank her for making me feel this way, face-to-face!

Even if that never happens, the journey will change us. I want to say farewell to my timidity, and greet the drive she's lit up in me!

So don't think about the odds. THEY ARE IRRELEVANT. Think about how you will become a great man for your Oshi!

>>2761563
>make a japanese tulpa
>have it possess you for instant moonrune knowledge
>become vtuber
>internally backseat whilst letting it do all the work

>>2783423
You gotta keep at it. Do little things at first. Make small habits one at a time, until you have too many to fail. Its a hard process but you can make it!

>>2753462
Out of curiosity, what if this mindset makes me not want to watch them anymore?
Answer this question on the presumption that it's wrong to stop watching them or don't answer at all, otherwise I won't read it and you're just wasting time. I don't give validity to transient emotions.

>>2753787
They're the only major vtubers that have some level of doxxing to them that show us who they were irl.
I didn't fully fall for my oshi until I saw her roommate.

>>2782343
Heres a pill of hopium friend

>>2785640
Except she's weeb wangster, an absolute dork of a woman who may or may not be slightly socially awkward.

>>2788122
This. Rapid, large overhauls never stick. The body just can't handle it. I had an experience when I first started to try and better myself for my waifu back in 2012 where I went on a diet and went for 0 exercise to 5 times a week at the gym. Body got real fucking upset after two weeks and I got majorly sick for a week. Let this be a lesson for those of you looking to better yourself, steps, small changes, and repetition are the key to making something a habit which makes it a life change.