/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

When is the next news from Koyori?

Don't reply to bait!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LgCFsmqbRg

>>27423912
After she learns the proper title for Lady Kiwawa

>there is still no monthly "girls talk" show with Kiara, Mumei and Fauna
You have 0.6 seconds to defend this

>>27423957
th

>>27423957
Everything has to be one offs or spontaneous for council girls. Kiara generally likes planning things ahead which increases the chances of others flaking.

Kiara SCARES people with the TRUTH
They HATE her for it

>>27423108
I thought that guy fucked off? Why is he still making art of her and commenting on her tweets?

>>27423957
Mumei and Fauna are bad streamers and bad people

>>27424391
He never fucked off. He is just autistic in expressing his feelings

>>27424461
He's not autistic, he's just rude.
Though on this community there's probably a 90% overlap between both groups.

>>27424928
he's sent enough weird messages at this point that I feel comfortable assuming he has a mental deficit of some kind

I miss takanashi

>>27425115
I miss kiara

>>27425204
I miss tenchou

she was in a particularly good mood today and now I am too

>>27425265
I miss hot wings

1/2

https://youtu.be/fE3IKemLSLs?t=4623
https://youtu.be/fE3IKemLSLs?t=4664
The fact that we don't have soundpost for those is fucking criminal

>>27425551
2/2

>>27425581
Start thinking of names because I'm on it

>>27425684
Ohohoh
Lady Kiwawa
I don't know, i'm not that good at naming things

>>27425776
Okay so the laugh of the first one and the laugh+kneel of the 2nd right?

>>27425847
Yeah

>>27425865
First one

>>27425865
2nd

>>27427204
>>27426606
nice

>>27425865
And a bonus

"Error: Your image contains an embedded file" damn it moot I'm trying to soundpost here

>>27418525

https://twitter.com/sevfen_/status/1543438206930243586?t=GExQV_g9FKUnxWtmLdpVUg&s=19

https://twitter.com/saysay44444/status/1543637133935923200?t=JJrpj_Okkk1wYSoiNtt1Tw&s=19

>>27430600
Idk they should put them all on my face to check

>>27424363
Remade this one because the black line on the right fucking annoys me. Please use this one.
If anybody has anything they want soundposted I'm down to make more

>>27431526
KFkeks will defend this

Did you get yours?

>>27431700
does my Wawa twitter like count

>>27431700
Yessir

>>27431787
kek

>>27431700
just commented, we'll see.

>>27431670

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1543761675865702402/photo/1
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1543761675865702402/photo/1
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1543761675865702402/photo/1

>>27432075
good schedule

>>27431756
i got my first ever one a couple days ago

>>27432075
Having her birthday is already great. But even without that the schedule looks pretty fucking good.

>>27432189
I'm stoked to see Reine again

>>27431700
no, Kiara never likes an of my comments or tweets, it leaves me wondering if I'm maybe fucking up or being weird until she eventually happens to casually address me or reads some of my comments in chat
-when I put it like that it sounds like an abusive relationship, I wonder if this is one of the strats that got her to become one of the most SC'd in the company

>>27432376
You must be new to Kiara’s autism.
>Song collab means you have to collab on stream

>>27432416
no, I'm just stoked to see Reine again

>>27432416
>"Kiara autism"
>Shion/Gura didn't just do a collab for their new songs covers
>Mori didn't just do a collab with Mel and Kanata she never collabed with before for their song cover
Retard.

Does any KFP find it hard to believe that Kiara didn't think her model suited her initially, and was pining for Calli's or Ame's?

the thought boggles my mind, because the Kiara suits her model incredibly well. Fashionable with two hats, extremely pretty and dolled up, and is equal parts sexy and womanly, with painted nails, teeth, and hair.

It's the most obvious fit, but she thinks she got leftovers. My opinion was that Ina or Ame got leftovers, whilst gura, calli and Kiara each had perfect fits.

I dunno, its weird she didnt admit that her model fits her most well, and could not fit as much with the other girls.

>>27432392
I will give you tips but don't fish for likes or you'll feel hollow.
>be funny (as in, joke pertaining to tweet or meme about stream)
>use screenshots of stream
>say what you liked about the stream
>reply soon-ish (you can get likes hours later)
>post in the kfp tag as stream happens
>say something you know she wants to hear (ex. the tracking looks good)
These can all be done genuinely and I recommend you do it out of love

>>27432559
No, her first outfit is a mess designwise and a fashion disaster, also she hates orange. Everything she likes about her design and character, she had to work for on her own.
But to Cover's credit, they didn't JUST screw her over, they gave her Huke who's fucking great.

>>27432594
but i dont wanna be a mindless simp drone

i want her to notice my extremely unique sense of humour

>>27432706
Doesn't need to be mindless. Maybe your unique sense of humor doesn't gel with hers.

>>27432594
anon I don't want to fish for likes, but I already do most of those naturally, except screenshotting or posting on the tag mid stream, the first seems pointless and the second seems like faggot behavior
it's not like I care much about likes either, I'm just bothered by the idea that I might be fucking up without realizing, fishing for likes would probably not help even if it worked

>>27432862
Can you write us a sample of a reply you would use for Kiara's post stream tweet

>>27432862
It doesn't have to be faggot behavior. For example the werbear guy explains german culture shit like the food she mentions. Maybe you have a story related to the stream or an opinion on something in the game. If it's relevant it might be interesting to her

>>27423796
I Love Takanashi Kiwawa

Someone should write fanfic where Kiara's needy tendencies are turned up to hyperbolic levels, causing her to break into the homes of kfp at night and forcing them to praise her and fondle her body so she feels better about herself

>>27433277
Try here
>>27329109

>>27433369
was on the fence about requesting since there's a few Kiara rapefics in their archive already, but I guess this is a different spin

Hey fellow KFPs, if someone is here, who can reach Kiara easily through twitter or whatever, you could remind her in the coming days to close her chat during the 3D live stream. I just remembered the problems she once had during one of her outfit reveals and we dont need a repeat of it. She should just keep the youtube chat closed on her streaming PC and open it on a different device to see the reactions. Just to be extra save.

>>27434347
the 3D live will just be streaming a prerecorded video without much in the way of extra obs stuffs like the empress outfit, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to gently remind her

>>27434347
Anon, it's prerecorded. What would go wrong that wouldn't to any other stream?

>>27434547
Like I said just to be extra save. Yes, it is a prerecorded video, but it is still a stream and not a premiere. If her PC is acting up it will influence the stream. Judging from the outfit reveal her having the chat open in a stream with lots of viewers and lots of chat messages can make her PC have some hiccups.

>>27434521
>I guess it wouldn't hurt to gently remind her
exactly

>>27434763
If you @ it at her yourself, she'll almost certainly read it.

>>27434763
She's awake and keeping an eye out for tweets so just @ her

>>27434856
>>27434963
I dont have twitter, but I might make one tomorrow just for this. Either way I think it is too late in europe right now. I just wanted to bring this up.

>>27435151
She tweeted 10 minutes ago but ok
I would, but that'd doxx me

>>27435213
>She tweeted 10 minutes ago but ok
well I'm not on there and only checking from time to time, so I wouldnt know.
>I would, but that'd doxx me
I 100% understand this. No worries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAWRxnrpUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAWRxnrpUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAWRxnrpUM

Jesas christ, Kiara got groped at work multiple times?

>>27435302
Ok, just for you I made a burner

Spent a lot of money on Kiawa art at AX. Have mercy on my bank account after she reveals her bday merch…

>>27436054
I really appreciate it. When the frying day comes I will heroically push you aside, take your place and jump into the fryer.

Didn't she mention she was going to have an unexpected collab this week?

>>27431700
Yep got one too. No notification though which is weird because I have notifications on for Kiara's channel.
I've gotten a couple other hearts before and no notification ever happens, so I must have something set wrong.

https://twitter.com/1M_flaWLEsS_/status/1543792919672303617?t=yHmS6zgS1Ol85dg2xqRUzg&s=19

CHIGGEN BREASTS
https://twitter.com/UM_mk_2/status/1543796741635338240?t=sFkdARAk7H5axSCgSotBog&s=19

>>27438878
sex

Do you think she wants us to watch her birthday concert naked on our couch like she did for HoloFes?

>>27438686
built just like the real tenchou

>>27439011
Nah kiara has more meat on her bones also she is more plump going off by pinkii's video and the fact that she admitted to hiding her tummy on twitter

>>27439011
Nah she got more cake

whens this bitch going to upload some german content ive been lightly studying german on and off for like 3 years now
some chuuba content would be the perfect practice/motivation to learn

>>27439236
shes not fat by any means even just watch her most recent rm video
unless shes gained like 50 lbs in 1 year, which is possible i guess

>>27439480
I'm not saying she's fat but she's more plump than that cosplayer

>>27439381
If you actually watched Kiara you'd know she isn't gonna use it for a month or two anyways because of the offcollabs and birthday and other shit

luv wawa

I want to rim Kiara's asshole

Birbday art rolling in
https://twitter.com/Sakura17236262/status/1543801482616905729?t=WqQmI-vKmd7jepKBEDQRaw&s=19

https://twitter.com/ZedGawr/status/1543815406766497794?t=SsxcqanbWHG_KzQ8eSKSVQ&s=19

This artist certainly has a unique style but I always like seeing their kiwawas
https://twitter.com/Ole0426black/status/1543618668583854080?t=_omrYiBZmxhWoNkHXELbhA&s=19

>>27442992
cuute

>>27431670
>Nooooooo, how dare Kiara do something different in the time before her Birthday
t. Anons that complain about Hololive members stagnating

>>27444586
she's hyping up something she and her genmates put a lot of effort into? whore, I hope she graduates etc etc

>>27432075
What happened to the "surprising" collab?

>>27444916
It was just a "might happen" to begin with, hopefully next week along with Kobo Portal 2.

>>27443722
Didn't even notice this.

>>27445061
She was mumbling about moving something to next week while figuring out her schedule at the end of the Zelda stream, so probably that.

>>27445123
I noticed that, Fever Night never shows up in the music section when I go to her channel on my machine. I just thought it was because didn't have as many views or something.
Didn't realize she had control on what shows up there, although thinking about it she could make it auto play like she set Sparks to do for a while.

>>27432559
>tits hidden
>two hats, one of them extremely dumb
>BRIGHT ORANGE
>fast food uniform
It fits her the best in the sense that she is literally the only one who could have made this disaster work. And even then it was a massive uphill battle.
The fast food theme is just mind boggling especially since it was presumably commissioned by the budgeding EN branch and anyone who has ever been to the US should know how much people there look down on fastfood workers.
Thankfully Kiara is European and Japanese, it would have been extremely awkward for someone from the US to be settled with this theme.
There is a reason the second hand got basically put into the shadow realm as soon as her 1 year anniversary rolled around.

>>27445597
>There is a reason the second hand got basically put into the shadow realm
Mini chef / turkey bootie hat doesn't deserve such treatment, it's a cute hat on it's own.

KFPchamas
why haven't you brought Fever Night to 1 million views?
don't you love your oshi?

>>27447662
The view culling is insane on Fever Night
I am almost certain that it was at 500k at one point, and now it is at 450k

>>27447746
who would cull her views?
seriously, it's one of my favorite songs right now, and I'm not even a KFP

>>27447746
I've also only just started getting it recommended too. Though I also noticed Holy Shitto is only at 500k which is oddly low for Mori. Could be worse though, could have management fucking over your best song by only having it be an auto-generated topic with no MV

https://twitter.com/sheepymiyuu/status/1543790271887921160

In general the views on music videos "behave" very strange lately. You have Fubuki's original at 200k views after a week, Calli's original at 500k after a week, Nene's cover at 90k views after three days and a Towa & Okayu cover at 190k views after three days. These aren't normal numbers in my book, but who knows what's going on...

>>27448632
Holospy here desuwa, Niji is apparently inclining

>>27448830
Lies and slander, our spy was captured and brainwashed it seems, put him down.

>>27448632
KingWorld is kinda weird in all fairness, but it is so odd you'd think it'd attract attention. Not sure I like it but it gets stuck in my head.

>>27447846
Who knows but since its release Fever Night has randomly lost thousands of views over and over again.
It hit 250k at least five times because of the culling.

I WANT TO FUCK KIARA
https://streamable.com/onfnvc

*ahem*
>type ">numbers"
>type ">me me me"
>finish with "why is she like this?"
>paste any random Kiara clip
>???
>profit

>>27449417
Don't tell anyone, but making Kiara bait threads is still one of the most broken ways to farm (You)s on 4channel. I hope the next patch fixes this.

ogey

What's with the retards cross linking their shitty posts from bait threads to here recently?

>>27450906
They're not getting the yous they crave, obviously.

>>27450906
I guess they are bored replying to themselves and come here to at least be laughed at by someone.

I finally listened to the animal cover, I think that for this type of song japanese would be better, it sounds kind weird in english. Overall, good song, but its not on the upper echelon of her covers like Goodbye Declaration, Iya Iya Iya and Aikotoba. I do hope we get another song with Reine though, the "sex" potential is infinite.

>>27451827
It works surprisingly well from the second listen onward. You just shouldn't try to understand the words. If Cover can do one thing right it is translating stuff into English. Whoever they hired for that knows what they are doing.

>>27451827
Reine mentioned on stream that she was planning another song collab with Kiara so maybe in a few months if we're lucky.

https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1543868957723328512
I think Reine is going to send a video (handcam?) of herself building Kiara's keyboard for her birthday

>>27452823
That would be really cute

>>27451827
Seconding >>27451964
For me the first listen was an overwhelming wall of noise, from the second afterwards it became really fucking catchy

>>27452823
Oh yeah she mentioned wanting to do that a few streams ago, but was worried it'd be difficult to build it while using gloves

>>27452823
>DANKE WEINE. Though I think it is missing a few keys. OH WAIT IT SPELLS SOMETHING! " eu fkcm?" I don't get it is, this a reddit thing?

I want to smell your oshi, I bet she smells nice.

>>27455210
She smells like gravy

>>27455210
Austria is hitting highs of ~29c today, and her apartment has no AC. She's going to be very scantily glad and sweaty on stream today. Imagine the smell

https://twitter.com/index0107/status/1543840971192168448?t=nV12XBmdXH-puxWBTJsTPg&s=19

>>27455367
N-nice

https://twitter.com/DA_4289/status/1543822532914331649?t=8MNkCoKajqpRT0pW_LR4Ag&s=19

>>27455367
That's not that high... A small fan is enough for that temperature.
2 weeks ago it was like 40 all over Central Europe.

>>27456293
oi

>>27455367
29 Celsius is not really hot if you’re staying inside

>>27456156
It really is if your buildings are designed to retain heat, but yeah the heat wave last month was worse. She's still going to stream in just her panties and a small, thin shirt, and complain about the heat and the sweat.

>>27456293

https://twitter.com/lemon99316/status/1543882589446238208?t=U-alKvbjarDJUcFfPGcP2Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/linster_0987/status/1543877884951293952?t=GLJgYYczgkOJqAxDfVIXNg&s=19

https://twitter.com/antsplorer/status/1543827206492696576?t=zn3P9PyVY-Cwxk9JcajcmA&s=19

>>27457087
Whyyyyyyyy?

>>27456982
That's a deviant art face, but I like it.

>>27457087
i love minion

Damn catalog is kinda shit rn I'll stick with you KFP for now. What are some of your favorite Kiara clips?

>>27459296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHRtnMYykss
a modern classic

>>27459296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQH_kyeDGVs

>>27459296
One of these is serious but it's good
https://youtu.be/GIr9xozB9Sk
https://youtu.be/8ZiM29zQy1Q
https://youtu.be/Q0GgR7pU074
https://youtu.be/vqD1OYAb6sM
https://youtu.be/y9thqNAsUJg
https://youtu.be/VEKYZVpcSuk

>>27459703
classic

>>27459296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn3aIzEyDys
agendapost time

>>27459296
https://youtu.be/GhFGqkpY4KE

https://twitter.com/standycore/status/1543944045377925121?t=0YiU5VPT_xQDgMhi8XzbzQ&s=19

>>27460788
So cute...
My only complaint is that Kiara needs more ass.

>>27459296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qxp7zuLCTM

>>27459296
https://streamable.com/0lgo7d

>>27461518
I miss those kinds of funny tangent instead of the doom and gloom and vagueposting...

>>27461518
That fucking tangent is fueled by painkillers and I love it. It was right after she got back from her vacation that she fucked her neck up at.

KFP, I think you're oshi is great but I think I know why she's last place in myth. I think she has a lot of great qualities but she lacks the great "viral moments" that propelled Ina in front of her. I noticed she was slightly ahead of Ina before the Time's Square present. Since then Ina's growth has been great. Now she has inadvertently caused a huge art meme that is only going to help her further. Kiara lacks this viral explosion. Whenever she has a clip go viral it usually includes another member or unfortunately paints her in a bad light. I wish the best for Kiara, but this is simply an observation I've made.

27461865
Stop falseflagging as a tako.

Too many words

>>27461960
I'm not a tako, I'm a bit of a unity fag. I just wanted to share my thoughts on a factor that may be holding Kiara back. Keep in mind, it's not her fault, just simply how viral potential can affects someone's growth.

>>27461865
>Now she has inadvertently caused a huge art meme that is only going to help her further.
Funny thing is, it kinda didn't. Stable octopus is at her normal 9-10k on normal streams, her sub growth also didn't rocket up either. At best her return stream maybe did a little better, but 3D + return from month break.

People put a little too much weight into twitter trends or front page on reddit. Especially when the content that went viral had little to do with their normal output. This is why you see influencer types doing the whole "I killed my dog for being GAY ELSA SPIDERMAN MINIONS!?!?" in a treadmill of ridiculous videos.

>>27462152
Ina's "viral moment" did nothing for her growth though. That's evident. The tag was a fad that peaked after 3-4 days, just like all fotw art. And just as a disclaimer I'm also a unityfag.

Ina is cute and I hope her ass is featured prominently in all future art. Kiara's too.

Remind me, which nationality is which Kiara’s parent?

>>27463050
That reminds me, when are they getting their presents from that gacha?

>>27463124
Her mom is Austrian, her father is the holy spirit.

>>27461865
>>27462152
Just so you know, nothing you're saying isn't shit we don't already know. She's has bad luck since the start but it hasn't stopped her from working hard. She's talked about it herself about lacking a "breakthrough moment". At the end of the day we love her how she is. Now let's end this timeloop and post cute wawa's.

>>27463124
My guess is Northern/Eastern European. And the other one being the obvious.

>>27462152
Kiara is doing well enough and doesn’t need pity.
But you are partly right. Kiara doesn’t get clipped as much. Even during better-than-usual streams like say Stanley parabole. But even when she does have a viral moment like Kikkerikick, it doesn’t change much on the long run, unless people start tuning in her streams.
That and she’s also a VOD streamer since she panders widely from Brazil to Korea and not everyone can watch live.

Kiara is awake.

>>27463591
Proof? Are you in bed with her? Ame...

>>27463781
Ame being in Austria is the craziest rrat and is impossible but that would be insane

>>27463565
She has also been exceptionally unlucky with dedicated clippers.
Nexat established himself as the KFP clipper and then stopped clipping to go to college.
Yuruki-kun came in hot with TakaMori content but stopped eventually for obvious reasons.
Bori came in clutch with great Korean subtitles before stopping for college as well.
Pudding has a very divisive clipping style and got banned for a while which has hurt his reach a lot.
She has a bunch of smaller clipper like our resident Spanish subber (who still has the volume on his clips far too low, just saying) but even if she were to get a new one now it is basically too late to become an "established" clipper two years after her debut.
Sana for example has a very dedicated clipper that continued to bring out new clips during her break and kept her relevant.
I love Sana and her dedicated Sanalites but it just highlights how unlucky Kiara got once again not once but thrice.

Reine is suffering for Kiara

>>27464184
>>27463565
I don't know where this idea of Kiara does bad in clips comes from but it just isn't support by the data. Kiara regularly punches above her weight compared to her CCV in terms of clip views. This place has residual clipper hate that blinds it from seeing she does well.

>>27464289
Weine love...

>>27464289
Fighto, Reine!

>>27464184
This. Also clippers that do it for fun or as a side hobby to spread their enjoyment of the tuber are now a dime in a dozen. Those were the type of people who were at the start of the whole clipping boom. But they're now replaced by people (mostly those who live in SEA) who focus on clipping for monetary value. So they choose to clip the those who are guaranteed to bring in a higher amount of viewership.
Personally I much prefer to watch clips from those who clearly do it for the enjoyment. But as mentioned, they're just more difficult to find these days.

>>27464374
>Kiara does bad in clips
Not what I have said.
I said she has no (big) dedicated clipper.
I'm talking about people like https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV3h2_srSVaiEmjrZ8v7Qsw/featured for Ina. >80% of his clips are Ina so if you subscribe to him Ina will be a constant presence in your timeline and he is big enough to get picked up by the YT algorythm and get recommended to Hololive viewers.
Kiara has Pudding who is not that big to begin with and a bunch of smaller clippers that are too small for size-queen Susan.
She gets clipped by unity clippers but that of course means she doesn't get that much screen time on their channels especially in relation to her output.

>>27464763
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV3h2_srSVaiEmjrZ8v7Qsw/featured
Heh this one. I found myself watching this guy a lot more when he had an even split of Ina and Ame clips. Seems to lean a lot closer to Ina these days. At least that's been my observation, I don't know if it's completely true.

>>27464763
I think you're just trying to find a problem. Dedicated or unity views are views and a popular clip will be recommend. You could just as well argue that ones who clip a variety will create more crossover, its all fairly up in the air.

>>27465022
>I don't know if it's completely true.
You could just take a look into his video tab...

>>27464289
Kiara......
Please let Reine tasty pussy at least once before she dies from being an old and dusty broken hag

>>27465205
Kiara was craving Reine's AVs last stream, it's not her fault the peafowl would only play with her phone instead of her clit during their Maldives trip.

>>27465205
I thought she was fucking Moona ?

>>27465412
You have to learn about the ID wife sharing system, I see.
All of ID is a huge fuckfest. Why do you think horny anons in here want Kiara to go to Indonesia so badly?

>>27465412
Only in her fanfics. Moons is a tease but she never puts out

>>27465149
>You could just take a look into his video tab...
Yeah true. But I'm not that interested in the channel anymore to bother, so I just took a guess from what I already thought.

>>27465514
The Bali trip aka the Holorgy

>>27465514
Kiara visiting ID would be Kino. Ollie would be all over in a heartbeat.

>>27465718
Is it me or did kiara have a weird distate for ollie at first? Obviously it's better now, but that's just the vibe I got initially. I'm probably missing important information on this.

>>27466119
She made fun of Ollie just ONCE. When she called her a DDD. Ollie’s been cold for a while after than before she warmed up again.

[Sad News]
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1543971504496451586

https://twitter.com/mmmmin_dk/status/1543970377952477184?t=t9HHJ09-uvndf9sGDIXYNg&s=19

>>27466119
Not really. Ollie was a bit afraid of her because she couldn't tell when Kiara was joking or not. But outside of Reine Kiara has barely any contact to ID in the first place.
She has one collab with Kobo, invited Risu once to Japanese Monopoly, had one non-collab with Moona, collabed with Iofi on the main channel and when invited by Watame and has done nothing with Anya, Zeta or Kaela.
Ollie being invited to Monopoly and collabing with Kiara during the Roboco outfit reveal puts her actually in the upper echelon of ID-Kiara collabs.

>>27466464
Cover up, she killed them

>>27466464
Kiaras friends, who took care of her cats could have watered her plants. Isnt that a normal thing to do?

I loved Kiara's offcollab content in America and the Maldives and am imagining a timeline where she becomes the "travel holo" and takes her friends on international trips with reports in the evenings

>>27467006
Kiara's friends didn't even stop to pet the cats. They did the bare minimum of housesitting.
Although if Kiara asked them I'm sure they'd have done it but since Kiara apparently forgot to do so, the blame's on Kiara in this case.

>>27467006
Plants don't ask for food, they probably forgot if Kiara didn't mention it. Also, it seems like it's been hot so maybe if they watered the plant as much as Kiara suggested it wouldn't have been enough.

>>27467194
I honestly think any future vacation should be planned by her. That way you don't get Myth scattered all over the place and someone like Gura can actually have a spa message and nice hotel to chill in and not deal with unexpected house parties. I'm glad nothing bad happened but still if I had to choose. I'd rather take the three day old pizza

>>27467006
She only talked about the berries not about the other plants she has in her apartment. Maybe she forgot to mention they are on the balcony or her friends forgot to look out there.

>>27466690
>had one non-collab with Moona
So Moona Kiara sex?

>>27467513
They will mutually rape each other when Kiara travels to Indonesia

>>27461865
It's not that Kiara wasn't trying to create memes and viral content, it's just not something that can be generated on purpose (Ina had nothing to do with this meme going off either, it just happened). And she doesn't have the meme instinct, like Gura, who can generate clips from anything. Kiara has her clipable moments, but they are not so explicit and perceivable without context.
I'd say Kiara is just the kind of streamer who repulses a lot of people at first, but then draws in those who can see her personality, diligence, enthusiasm, etc. Which forms a relatively small but loyal fanbase. Whereas those like Gura attract with viral clips, easy to digest memes, UOH CUTE&FUNNY, but then leave a graveyard of dead and uninvolved subscribers afterwards.

>>27467354
I think Kiara should take Nene to Spain and Flare to Brazil

You fags have the Huke interview at AX VOD? Can't seem to find it anywhere.

https://twitter.com/Beamish23/status/1543946571976507393?t=FomedKgry_stU8TG41xgVg&s=19

>>27467513
why is yuri art always so fucking BAD

LOOK AT THE ANATOMY

>>27468044
>>27468044
>>27468044

>linking your own post
Thanks for letting us know that this is bait and we shouldn’t reply I guess

>>27468019
girls are not meant to have sex with each other

>>27468019
I've seen far FAR worse. This isn't all that bad in comparison.

Faggot is trying to keep his bait thread alive

>27468077
No one cares. The only person that will reply to that is himself.

>>27468019
I've seen way shittier het art

37 minutes of cute Kiwawa noises:

https://youtu.be/PJ8Pq_xAWNk

>>27468930
Holy based Kowkarot

>>27468930
I never realized she was laughing so much in her streams

>>27468930
this just reminds me how much more I like her "exhaling laugh". yes I know the pego laugh is her character and it's cute.

>>27468930
Oh god, when you get to the turrets part about 10 minutes in; so cute.

uuueeeh ueh ueh gghhhkkkk a ha ha MMMNNNNNN

>>27468930
She's so goofy...

>>27468930
That slurp sound at the start is very intense.

>>27468930
>Imagine

>tfw just sitting around in my XXL-sized KFP hoodie waiting for Kiara's stream to start so I can send her ARS superchats in google translated German about how special she is and how much I love her
I miss her bros

This is bait btw

>>27470171
Kakun?

>>27468930
was just thinking he hadn't uploaded in a while

Cant wait for more Yakuza

>>27470502
He's been doing official clipper work recently

>>27468930
based

>>27468930
Adorkable goofy birb, love her so much.

>>27468930
she needs to play another puzzle game like this

I wonder if HoloCure brought her good numbers, or if she's already missed the hypetrain.

>>27471353
what else would be funny like portal and not too difficult to play while reading chat? I'd be into a Myst playthrough but permissions and also it's probably a bit difficult.

>>27471416
I know she could never clear it, but I want her to play the Talos Principle

>>27471416
Difficulty is not an issue for Kiara because she doesn't mind asking chat for the answer if she ever gets stuck.
Personally, I'd like to see her try out The Forgotten City.

>>27471581
>The Forgotten City
That's the remake of that one Skyrim mod, right? Is it worth playing if I've already played the mod?

I keep rewatching Kiawas 3D birbday countdown video and getting teary eyed. Is this normal?

>Delay
Of course

>>27471628
Lots of new content and the lore is more fleshed out as a standalone thing so its worth a playthrough if you liked the original.

>>27468930
Fucking based
https://twitter.com/kowkarot5/status/1543967114293194753

>reine starts at the same time as kiara again
pain...

WAWA ON THE TELE!

ITS TIME

>kiara
vs
>reine
FUCK

this opening BGM makes it feel like I'm about to watch an epic Fortnite compilation.

is it strange I like this version of Fever Night than the original?

>>27472133
Nah, the beat is actually something substantial and it takes away attention from the lyrics/flow of the lyrics, whereas the original tries to bring them to the front, and they're not that great.

>>27471416
It's not a first person puzzle game, but I think she would enjoy "There is no game". Yes yes, I know it was already fotm a while back and no one is really excited to see it anymore, but Kiara would have fun playing it and make it a fun playthrough for others to enjoy. It ticks a lot of her boxes
>chatty narrator she can play off of and constantly banter, she really excels at that in Portal and Stanley Parable
>video game references and meta humor, stuff she understands and isn't too big brained that it goes over her head
>short enough that it doesn't overstay its welcome and become tedious. Can be knocked out in one Kiara-length stream (5-6 hours)

>>27472314
that game is cringe

>it's like 2 liters of water
A liter weighs 1kg, 2kg is less than 5 pounds.
She is so weak...

>she looked for Holocure on Steam
Kiwawa....

>She starts with herself
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

>>27472643
Your mom started with herself before I fucked her last night

>>27472677
Chickens you really need to chill... It was a joke you know...

Please don't tell her to strafe. She can barely handle walking around.

>>27472335
So? Kiara played a lot of cringe games. And what you consider "cringe", she might probably like.
Really though, it depends on your opinion of what made Kiara's Portal and Stanley playthroughs so amazing - it's easy to think that "well, it's because they're both first person puzzle games (tho SP is questionable), so that must be why" ... and focus just on that part and try to recommend more first person puzzlers.

On the other hand, consider what made those Kiara playthroughs so good was actually just as much, or more, the fact that both games had chatty funny narrators which gave Kiara constantly something to banter with, which she is excellent at, and it was less about just the puzzle aspect. So you'd try to recommend more games with narrators, not just first person puzzlers. (Consider for example a potential playthrough of a first person puzzler WITHOUT a funny narrator to banter with, and just hard puzzles, it would be much more "boring" and tedious, both for her to play and for the audience to watch)

everyone tells her to use space. Literally reads 2 times the comment of that one person telling her to use z. Classic Kiara.

Why do Kiara and Reine streams keep overlapping, being a KFMep should have no reason to be hard

>>27473042
obviously they should just collab instead of competing for the slot

I feel you

Will Kiara learn the game well enough to beat the stage level / smol Ame in this stream? I do beleeb in her

>>27473232
I don't!

>>27473232
Now but she will beat off Ame irl

>>27473232
Nah, there's no way unless she gets the BL + Axe combo because you can sometimes just stand in one spot and win as long as you move for big mobs/bosses.

>>27473288
> Beat off Ame
Allow me to enlighten you, they have already shared a bed.

>>27473232
I bilib. She has been doing better than I expected until now

Youfag are getting tired of gifting member? 0 gifted since the frame got put up.

>>27473232
Game is easy enough that she can just luckshit her way through. Being an MMORPG player probably makes her automatically better than 90 of chat at picking skills too.

>>27473526
It's disabled genius

She already mastered strafing?
GAMER OF EN

>>27473526
they're disabled. they were only on for one stream and everyone complained loudly in chat

>>27473568
"mastered" is a strong word

>*gasp* HAMBAAGA
I love my japanese oshi

>>27473392
tbf this is her first run, of course she doesn't yet know what weapons (and combinations) are OP, and just plays around randomly. It takes a few rounds to experience everything and learn the playstyles and viable ugrade paths.

If she sticks with it for a few runs and doesn't just give up after one or two hours, I can definetly see her making it through the end of the stage within this single stream

>>27473551
>>27473570
I wouldn't mind gifting some poor chickens from time to time.
A year ago I couldn't really afford memberships, and I felt kinda bad missing her membership.

>>27473750
I was just memeing, I would've said "exceeded expectations" instead but that sounded a little bit too mean unintentionally

> You will now become aware of her mouse in the top right corner of the screen and it will upset you throughout the stream

>>27473774
Yeah I know, I just don't know how long she'll actually give it or how much she'll pay attention to what she's actually getting. It always feels like she pays half attention to what she's doing which leads to her getting a little lost.

Didn't watch your oshi before KFP, but after the whole off-collab arc and catching a few of her streams, I realized she's one of the few EN talents who is truly passionate about Hololive and streaming. When everyone was singing karaoke in the off-collab, only Kiara knew all the words. She's honest with her viewers, and she is always interacting with them. May honestly consider membering myself

She got too cocky against fubuzilla. However I didn't expect her to survive the swarm of riot shield deadbeats

>>27473832
no one would have a problem with gifting specific members. it's the bulk purchases for random greys everyone hates.

>reaches 10 minutes on the first run
Gamer of EN

>>27474018
I moved mine on top of hers, we are now holding hands and married.

> Calls furendu a cat
Bakatare + Kiara is never going to happen, despite how much Kiara x Watame and Kiara x Flare is Kino

>>27474318
>Does something Fubuki related
>Calls her a cat.
Come on now Kiara.

>>27473832
it wouldve been better if you can choose who to gift but nope enjoy some nigger getting one and shits up her member stream later

I had forgotten how kino was to do my nihongo reps while watching Kiara on the TV

>>27474180
From personal experience it really wouldn't be a problem.
I've been watching watame pretty regularly for a year now, never subbed.
I almost never comment in chat though.
From what I can tell the gifting priority is pretty restricted, because sheep's gift a lot of memberships and I got nothing yet.
Same with nene and Reine, but I haven't seen as much membership gifting in their channels.

So you probably need to be a real OG to get the membership.
Or maybe Susan wants me to spend money on one more membership.

>>27474552
I have a pet theory that paying for one membership deprioitizes you for membership gifts. I haven't pulled any either.

The way it is lagging is weird.
It doesn't seem to be the game causing it.
Some process on the background not doing the garbage collection or hogging the ram

>she refuses to play any other character besides herself

>>27474810
based

>>27474804
Some (grey, I think) said to close Chrome. Not a crazy idea, she probably has background stuff up.
If she's viewing chat on a different screen and not in OBS, that would do it.

>>27474804
Maybe windows update?

>>27474810
She hasn't even seen all the upgrades yet, no need to complicate things with a whole new character.

>Calli's got a hot ass too
What's with Myth and asses anyway

>>27474810
I can't wait for her to pick Ame and hate her weapon.

>>27474810
Honestly I did exactly the same at the beginning, KFP supremacy

>Kiara's special is just an AOE
>But doesn't even hit that hard
>Only lasting part is a thin ass ring
Man

>Kiara's Austrian ass bombe

>>27475202
GET READY

>mori was right about the pool
>kiara loved it and used it every day
cuuuuute

>she keeps walking inside enemies
Kiwawa..

>>27475525
Straff is counter productive most of the time, at least with her character

How the FUCK is her PC lagging in this game? Especially after the first few performance patches?

>If I see you walking at me in a crowd of people, I will not hesitate to defend myself.
Nice

>>27475593
It's not lag, Kiara has actually mastered Bullet Time

>>27475593
She must have something else slurping RAM and leaving nothing for HC

>>27475743
How much RAM does this game even need?

>>27475593
KFP botnets

>A FUCKING RRAT INFESTATION

As expected this stream is a soundpost mine.

>>27475837
moments like these is why i love kiwawa

>I feel invincible, I understand why people play this game
>1 minute later

>she died waiting for the golden anvil to spawn
pain peko

Kiara I love you, but stop running into enemies like a retard

>>27476040
Why did a normal anvil spawn when she had two maxxed weapons? Kiara got robbed.

She always gets too cocky guys... Is she the Yamcha of HoloEN?

Takotori bros, We're in.

Who the fuck told her Mori was easy lol

>Kiara wants to get tentacle'd

>>27476196
Post patch Mori is easymode

>>27476196
Mori got a massive buff and then a slight nerf, she is extremely strong now.

>>27476286
>>27476306
Do you have to manually update it?

>>27476415
You have to download it again, yes. It keeps your progress.

>Kiara kills Ina by swarming her with Takodachis
Makes sense

>>27476468
Ah I see. Her arc is a bit bigger than it used to be for sure and seems closer to her body. Guess that makes Kiara's the worst.

....Time to get into Hololive so I can fix Kiara's fucking PC and delete chrome off it

>>27476415
The next update should have a auto updater

>>27476611
Sorry but HomoEn is going to be Seperate But Equel™.

>>27476778
I will save Tenchous computer and GoXLR settings

those kfp will kill her

squeakyara

>>27476931
She had a dakimakura shield, anon...

>It turns you into an alien
Nice!

>Purikura tangent
She is here isn't she

How the fuck did Kiara get the rest of Myth to brave a Round 1? Of all the places where I'd expect the average attendee to recognize Holomems, that's gotta be number one. Half the RGs there have Hololive songs on them.

>deadbeat storm
>runs to the center
bravo Takanashi-san

>>27477262
I really don't understand what the Japs see in those things. It just distorts the everliving fuck out of you. Kiara sometimes has some really weird, really Eastern views on cute/beauty.

>wants to shake and shiver
She wants my cock, of course

>>27476876
> Plane ticket to Austria
> Track her apartment
> Full ninja gear
> Wait for the night
> Hide in the shadows
> enter through the balcony
> Throw cat nip to the corner to distract the cats
> She fell asleep in the sofa
> T shirt and panties
> It's a hot summer night
> You approach
> The moonlight is shinning on her face
> You reach closer
> You take it out
> You are so close
> She smells good
> You grip it tight
> You raise the hammer high in the air and smash her Go XLR.
> You crash your way out the apartment through the window.
> A single tear drops
> "I did it..."
> You are a hero.
> You fall from the 5th floor into the ground.
Long live the king

>>27477364
>I really don't understand what the Japs see in those things.
anime brainrot, plz understando

She only wanted to take cute pictures in the corner with her friends. What a women! I love her!
>>27477559
I like anime, but you don't need to be it in reallity.

>>27477508
No you see they'll be caught because they want to pet chonkers, bonkers, and smoothie.

Surprised there wasn't one of those physically imitate the Kpop/Jpop dance machines. Those things are great.

>>27477364
>Kiara sometimes has some really weird, really Eastern views on cute/beauty
Spent her formative years either in Japan or obsessing over jap idols

New thread in a few minutes.

>>27477753
>physically imitate the Kpop/Jpop dance machines
What? You have a screenshot? I've never seen one of these

>kiara hitting things strongly
Do you think she managed to create a noise when hitting those targets? They probably didn't even register her hits.

>>27478006
Could be any of Dance Evolution, Dancerush Stardom, or most recently Dance Around. Dance Evo is probably one they're talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ausmZ2OL36w

Will she ever learn to run away from the deadbeats?

>>27478146
She got a single heal, of course she no longer needs to run!

>>27478132
Yeah Dance Evolution. All the cons in my area always have one set up and the Round 1 near me has it too. Would have 100% been right up her alley,

>page 10
wait how do these pages work i always thought it increases along with posts

Called it, she hates it.

final thoughts

>>27478329
Kiara is holding her P

>>27478393
You asked for it.

New thread up:
>>27478426
>>27478426
>>27478426

She's genuinely enjoying the game.
>>27478323

>>27478315
After the bump limit (300 posts), the thread no longer moves up the catalog as new posts come in. Then catalog cycling knocks it to page 10 eventually and it archives.

>>27478315
Newfag chama.........
Threads get put at the top of page one every time there's a new post until they hit bump limit (300). After which they no longer get bumped, when they hit page eleven the thread gets archived

>>27478315
Newchama...
A thread gets put on the top of page 1 if it gets created or refreshed. Then they start getting pushed down the pages by other threads that get refreshed (or new threads).
Threads can no longer be refreshed when they have 300+ replies so they start falling through the pages.
Threads get archived when they hit 1500 replies or fall off page 11.

>>27478448
I meant Ame's character combat.

Ame...

Nice to see VS/Holocure is actually a decent zatsu game for Kiara

>>27478920
After you get the gist of it, it is a great game to play while watching streams/videos.

>>27479056
I've tried, and I can't play anything while watching Kiara. Not even Minecraft.
I get distracted and start to miss things she said.

>>27479056
Ideally you play Holocure while watching a Holocure stream.

>>27479258
I think anon meant playing Holocure while doing other things.
On the other hand, multitasking with Kiara in the bg is tough for me since I start to focus too much on Kiara.

>>27479258
I usually watch her while playing fighting games
Though I'm admittedly a monkey at them

If she can get collab BL and Axe it's in the bag.

I still love that she hasn't seen the timer.

>>27479819
KNEEL

Oh she used her ult. It's over. Could have made it had she held onto it.

>first win is on her first Ame try
Do I even need to say it?
Feel free to grudgepost.

>>27479967
Collab's are good and Ame gives fat damage. We;ll see if she notices the shadow.

>>27479878
KNEEL

BRAVO YAGOO BRAVO

>>27479878
Ever doubting the Kaiserin

>>27480050
Honestly thought she was done for when she started wallking into the enemies during the ult taking damage for fun.

Rewatched Kiara's earlier streams, she DMs Nabi about a Korean teaching for the next week. I imagine that was the potential surprise collab yet to be scheduled.

Wait, what time are call-ins tomorrow? It's on 7/5 in US?

>>27481294
She just said it. July 5th, basically 7 - 10AM depending on your TZ.

>>27481294
It's on her schedule

>No Bubba love
At least be a little more inclusive Kiara.