/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

remember to love your Mori

I like the idea that Gura was trying desperately to get Mori's boobs into the mocap suit and Ame ran over to try and help stuff them in

I....I.....miss my moririn~!

>>27424518
Previous thread: >>27407857

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O3o-YhssQOA
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Holy Shitto: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=krlr_ucg2YU

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>Twenty+ songs
Predict the setlist now.

>>27424716

>>27424949
everything she has made now except Ibasho

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1543720319839481856
Pioneeranon are you still here? This is a sign, right?

I feel like reuniting with the other girls made her even more self aware of her "lack of feminism"

Villain Vibes with AmaLee + rest of Ama's album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFaie-Tp1Jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuL3pWBZJYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNxnZy3w-2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR_nSTspkSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNldhUOBtSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrb0lq8bVQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5cFkHY7t0

Ririsya's NEW cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdDgWL08qi0

HACHI's NEW ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-9WZaW3Gs

Miori's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGrEZkIm0AE

Ririsya's NEWEST cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUKCS4j7Tr8

>>27425226
The word you're looking is 'femininity', and that's just in her head, at times she can be the girliest one in Myth if she tries

>>27425432
Barely has to try sometimes desu

>>27425226
Well, it made her aware that she's a bit intimidating.

>>27424645
Round glasses edit onegai.

>>27425432
and when she is girly I lose it

>>27425045
Super late, but the thought is what counts

Deadbeats legit saved Mori a couple thousand dollars with the tax comments. Does this wisen her up On blindly believing things?

>>27426075
>Blindly believing her stream chat
>Blindly believing Totally not her dumbass expat friends who aren't even from her country

In a vacuum normally you would be dumb to do the first one. However since we know what parties can be involved it is alot more even.

>>27426075
try a couple hundred thousand with teh amount she's pulling in. She's going to find herself able to furnish that second base pretty nicely soon.

>>27426075
she'll do something dumb again but it's why I love her

I wasn't able to watch the member stream yet did she mention that?

>>27426636
I was going to say….
80% is no joke man.
The fact that she didn’t even know that was an outrageously high tax rate is surprising in itself.

>>27426721
The tax situation? Yes. Said she talked to a professional and that she indeed had a misunderstanding.

>>27426075
wait did she actually say she got tax stuff sorted?

>>27426773
God my Mori is so fucking dumb sometimes

>>27426919
Yeah, she talked to some financial people and they explained the Foreign Tax Credit. She will not be paying 80% in taxes.

...?

>>27426772
Honestly I'd be surprised if she even knew how tax brackets worked. It feels like I have to explain how tax brackets work to a dozen people every year when we get our yearly raises at my work since the starting wage for a lot of positions is very close to a higher tax bracket and new people get worried they will somehow take home less. You will never take home less from a raise unless you reach some sort of cutoff for some government credit, but even those usually taper off to make it not matter as well.

>>27426958
seriously how had she not done it before aaa

Jwu
>streamed 4am jst
Why

>>27427131
Because she's not in Japan, retardchama

>>27427131
She's in Texas until around the 11 or 12th.

>>27424579
she is connor's, keep ur distance chud

>>27425822
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1543735413432799232

The bean uoh'd, you know she's serious about it.
It's what she does with KAF

>>27427096
I have no idea. Its been over a year and a half of her losing so much of her income. Atleast think if you over pay in taxes I believe you can carry that over into other years

next stream when?

>>27427519
Maybe tomorrow maybe Tuesday

>>27427519
Possibly HoloCure tomorrow. I'm going in with the expectation that she won't stream because its July 4th tomorrow and she might want to spend time with family instead.

>>27427512
From today's stream I'm not sure if she had actually been paying 80% or just thought she was. It almost sounded like she handed everything off to a tax guy and got the idea it was 80% somewhere else entirely. Then again that wrong idea had her itching to leave Japan.

>>27427695
I keep seeing this. You sure you're not conflating the two? Her plans to move back to America sounded like they were years later, possibly when she retired. The tax thing was a separate thing.

>>27427681
Yeah, I have no issue with no stream tomorrow so she can spend the 4th with family.

>>27424949
I don't know but now I'm disappointed the entire thing is going to be prerecorded.

>>27427789
>"And you pay the same amount in America and Japan. In short I'm figuring out how to move back to America."
https://youtu.be/XEewJnAMlLg?t=8138

>>27425226
I don't think she's really that lacking in femininity. She does girly things. Not like the other EN girls besides Kiara are that feminine. Kiara, Fuana, Irys. That's about it for who is going to be reading a Cosmopolitan and filling out which Summer makeup style fits your hairstyle best quizzes.

Is Ope near???

>>27426075
100% her tax advisors weren't actually making that mistake, she just didn't know if they were making that mistake or not and assumed that's what she was going to pay.

>>27427177
I don't think so. I think she was at least at her mother's today. Too soon to have traveled out of CA.

>>27428322(me)
I missed the even more relevant "I mean I love living in Japan but I just need to finish making a green screen studio in America and then I'm fucking off forever" a few seconds later.

>>27428270
Proof?

>>27428322
Thanks. I don't know how I somehow skipped this stream. It does sound like she was half joking, but it's good she won't move back to America because of her taxes now.

I wish all the deadbeats a good evening. we're all gonna make it.

>>27428507
Zero chance she leaves Japan completely while with UMG. It makes zero sense

>>27428578
Buddy, Holos with 10 songs do prerecorded bits. You sing for 2.5 hours and have your voice not be fucked up halfway through. With an insane number like 20 she's not singing live. A number like that makes me think none of it will be live. If the number was small like 10 then I'd think, yeah it's live. Her birthday? That was live, you can tell by the mistakes.

>>27428665
ogey. Proof tho?

>>27428665
She previously said 15, so why bring up your disappointment now?

>>27428507
>I just need to finish making a green screen studio in America and then I'm fucking off forever
So never. Good to know.

>America or Japan?
>State your reasons as well.

>>27428744
It's like if you thought you might be being handed a check that was going to bounce. If the guy was handing you a check for 20 bucks you might think about it, but if he makes a big show of handing you a check for 40 grand, you know for a fact that check is worthless.

>>27428763
I think she's had a single good non-collab stream from the US, today was literally the first one you could argue for.

>>27428763
>Off collabs/full studio access in Japan
>Mama Mori in America
Too close to call anon

>>27428665
I don’t really care about the live part. Maybe because I’m watching over a stream but I’d rather see her show off some neat choreography and hear the live mixes like vcarnival, she sounded great there.

>I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea to sing so much as of recent, but I think I need to chill on that
Hey wait a minute Mori, you haven't sung too much recently...On a serious note it's reassuring to hear that she's well aware she overbooked her schedule. Honestly I'd predict very light streams until the Live to help preserve her voice

Deadbeats, explain

yeah this JP Rolling Stone interview is goofy. Like she did do the interview in Japanese.

>>27426075
With that money she’ll have enough left over after hats for food

>>27428920
I wish she had the ability to nix things as she wanted. The fact that she's feeling voice discomfort this close to the concert is a huge concern and even more so considering there's still more reaper business to come

>>27429014
Yes, she mentioned in the members stream that a ton of shit is mistranslated, too.

what's the best stream to drink with calli to? I'm feeling a bit down and don't want to drink alone

>>27429033
She's really dumb burning the candle at both ends this brightly. I could understand burning the candle at the other end a little but this is far too much.

>>27428965
I think Friend's face says it all, really.

>>27429053
Do you feel like watching a movie with her?

>>27428965
mumei is a pervert who thinks about what would happen

>>27428920
Needs to preserve voice
>Light streams
>Still doing concerts as rm
What does this tell you about her priorities?

>>27429053
She actually hasn’t done a drinking stream in quite a while now that I think about it. Also what’s up with the influx of people calling her Calli?

>>27429100
yeah that's cool, especially if she's drinking and it feels like a chill time

>>27428965
tummy

>>27429107
It means she's going to graduate any day now. This time for real.

>>27429053
Scarface or the recentish JP only stream where she drinks and eats snacks. Could also listen to the archived Myth karaoke and drink as Mori makes drinks

>>27429077
better to burn out than fade away

>>27429160
Then take your pick of her mafia movie watchalongs. Whichever you haven't seen.

>>27429053
Scarface watchalong

>>27429150
That's just what I've always done
feels more like a name than mori

>>27429193
This is not true. You will feel regrets later on. "What if I didn't burn out so quickly? Would it have been better? Would I be remembered more?"

>>27429107
It’s just one more concert though right?

>>27429160
Scarface or Goodfellas

>>27429107
Anti's begone!!!

>>27429160
Scarface watchalong. It was fun getting drunk with her.

>>27429194
>>27429196
>>27429210
that's a good idea, thanks a lot anons. honestly didn't expect to get met with good suggestions from genuine people. Love you all

>>27429014
I'm going to have to call bullshit on something she said, the part about her her not having "a stick up her ass" about fans expectations of her. I'm not saying that's what Q is about that bit was definitely a mistranslation and I doubt Mori would put a meaning like that to a song without Gura's input.

>>27429293
I'm going to fucking murder you for your Deadbeat badge.

>>27429293
Scarface is one of her all time best streams

>>27429288
it makes me feel good that other people do the same thing.
you're a badass, anon

>fried chicken for breakfast
Man you really can't take the Southern Girl out of her.

>>27429314
Buddy, /vt/ is full of antis that think Mori always has a stick up her ass due to moments when she's streamed while stressed and then get spammed across the board.

>>27429325
how can you kill that which has no life?

>>27429404
I'll find a way

>>27429235
>4 concerts in the last 30 days
>still plans to do more
>not a single one as Mori
>is already feeling voice strain before her single concert as Mori
Seems like a terrible choice on her part

>>27429364
Well breakfast was at noon

>>27429288
>>27429364
I need to marry and breed this idiot stubborn cavewoman...

>>27429451
You can do an hour of singing each day if you take precautions and sleep well. I don't think she's doing that.

>>27429439
maybe we can come to terms in less violent ways, champ

how much does one Mori tiddy weigh?

>>27429563
11lbs

>>27429590
I was gonna say 10 pound a tiddy

>>27429563
2 stones

So I had to sleep through the stream plus I found out I'm broke. How was the member stream? Any summary?

>>27429563
one large condom filled wth water

>Gura tried to be cheeky with Kiara and immediately crumpled when Kiara flirted back
>Gura was apparently super shy around Mori the entire time despite usually teasing her when they were talking online
I didn't expect Gura to have such a gap like that.

>>27429698
feels like everyone really likes calli in person. she's got a good party attitude.

>>27429663
Mori is retarded about managing her taxes as we expected. She's about to save a lot of money thanks to people telling her

>>27429563
1 bubba

>>27429663
>Gura has magic fingers and loves mamamori, she was also very polite, overly so.
>Mori connected the most with Ina
>Mori rented a house with a pool because she knows Kiara loves pools.
>Myth stared at Mori in her cute black swimsuit and Mori felt shy.
>Mori and Ame are like Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak, Mori is Gary
>Mori has not received her 1 mil or 2 mil
gift
>Mori figured out the tax thing
I’m too lazy to type more

>>27429756
me, too
I think having to do taxes is stupid, it's not like the government doesn't know what my income is

>>27429756
Not entirely true. She had a tax expert who was actually handling the taxes, she was just entirely uninformed at how they were handling them.

>Mori doesn't like swimming or swim suits
Damn those body image issues run deep. Also everyone in awe of her bust is another check mark on this collab being something straight out of an anime.

>>27429663
>Her throat hurts a bit but it's fine (so she says)
>She staying in America till the middle of the month
>She's going to try and do more streams while in America but her laptop is wonky when streaming
>Ame has a scary aura and is a tech wizard
>Gura is shy and polite but also leaves drink cans everywhere, also they sang songs while on the car trip
>Kiara is cute when loses at something and Mori got a place with a pool for her
>Ina is a workaholic and Mori bonded with her the most because they would just find each other in quiet places together
>Bae was shy at first but Mori says she has a scary aura like Ame, like she could kick her ass
>Her two million wish was a nendo but she's changed it after finding out about all the Myth nendos
>Her one million wish is still being worked on
>She's doing over twenty songs for the sololive
>She's got her tax situation fixed, she shouldn't have been paying that much
>She's not in PASWG but wants to be
I might be missing some other stuff but that's off the top of my head

>>27429990
If we're being honest ID probably exaggerates their "lewdness". They'd be arrested by the Indonesian government for half of the stuff they claim to do

>>27430121
then reine makes a phone call and some poor official gets black bagged

>>27430121
idk man, the stuff they do live is pretty lewd

>>27430083
I don't like swimming either and I don't have body issues. I just don't like floating around in water. What's the point? You're just wet. I can talk to friends without us getting wet.

>>27430212
Fantastic exercise and not as monotonous as running/walking

>>27430259
well that's obviously not what they were doing

>>27430083
Teenage calli probably wasn't treated very well huh

>>27429893
>>Mori has not received her 1 mil or 2 mil gift
They are using her and she is too nice to notice or fight back

Mix me a drink, mori

>Ame and Mori were evenly matched strength wise, but Mori just had a better gas tank
Does Ame do any weight training or anything? She just seems unnaturally tough and strong for no good reason.

>>27430494
Ame walks her dogs and just isn't a hikki like Ina, Gura, or Kiara with 0 muscle mass.

>>27430494
She has a brother, that's enough reason for her to be strong in arm wrestling

>>27430399
Kiara's new outfit just recently came out long after she hit 1 mil. These things take time. Besides, that's not what happened. Her wishes were things that Cover was working on already, like the nendo, so they allowed her to take back her wishes and ask for something else. She has a wish that's currently in the works.

>>27430399
While I generally agree, this is obviously a case where she just grew too quickly, same with most of the Myth wishes taking a long time/ still in the works.

>>27430529
>>27430578
yeah, just seems like she's more active than everyone else

>>27430583
I really hope it's a "scout an anime OP position" request. That seems to be what she really really wamts

>>27430121
Indos aren't the throw you off a roof type muslims, they're the chill ones, they're also very horny people.
t. had to live there for a few months on business

>>27430652
I mean how can Cover actually enforce that? Unless it's some tiny 2bit anime

>>27430494
sexy tomboy

>always thought it was weird that Ina and Mori don't collab more despite have similar creative backgrounds
>they immediately vibed hard core and connected quite a bit when they met in person
kyuut

>>27430937
I always knew they had mutual respect for each other for being such workaholics. It's clear how much Ina cares about Mori when she stuck up for her yesterday by telling off people using her image to shit on others.

>>27431240
what happen
I don't pay attention to drama but I think it's funny

>she doesn't want to just up and bounce and be away again when she's no longer as busy as she is right now
>even though she's been talking about going someplace really nice for a proper break after the Live for a few months now
Damn it sounds like she's feeling guilty about the constant breaks away from streaming.

When will the gsc figure be available?

>>27428965
She enjoys anatomy you see

>>27431365
She's probably /here/ too much and reads all the menherabeats posts, nowhere else complains so much about her taking a break. If she wants to clear her mind and go on vacation stress free she needs to stay away.

>>27431240
Im always amazed at all the schizo posts about Mori and how she hates her genmates and they hate her to, then an event happens that proves the complete opposite and people still can't process it.

>Quarry marathon
I'd be into that. After the Live of course, endurance streams in the near future might be a bad idea

>>27431365
It's almost like she should use breaks for actual rest instead of "reaper business"

>>27430652
It was originally a nendo then she ended up just getting one normally

>>27431536
J-chad and Jenma were there so their getting along was influenced by management presence.

No, you can't bring up the fact that managers were also present for the rager yab and there was no problem.

>>27431292
Mori got a SC during a member's only stream from a dramafaggot here with an Ina profile icon, basically saying Mori's a terrible friend for not being with the other Myth girls to offcollab. The nigger spammed it in /hlgg/ and got banned for replying to himself 25+ times.
Yesterday on Ina's return stream, she talked about how things her viewers do outside of her chat could reflect negatively on her, such as the cucumber spamming. She also condoned people using her image saying negative things about others.

>>27431540
Motherfucker he didn't mention the Reaper Business he's talking about her feeling guilty for taking any sort of breaks.
It doesn't matter how she spends those breaks, she still feels guilty afterwards.
She should be able to do what she wants without feeling bad about it, now shut the fuck up and quit trying to make everything about the RM.

>>27431536
look you just don't understand she only got a place with a pool so that she could drown kiara

>>27431482
I believe she likes streaming because it keeps her in contact with her fans. And she may feel guilty not being there for us (similar thing happened where she felt guilty about not calling Kiara more) to do "self-indulgent" things. This is compounded by most fans asking her to get some rest and what not while she is away. Almost all fans would be alright if she used the time away to take a legit break but both sides (Mori and chat) know she isn't even if neither side can say it. That may be where the guilt is coming from.

>>27431714
*condemned, anon

>>27431714
I remember her mentioning something about that during the offline collab, mad respect to her for making her thoughts clear for all the kids and stinkers who think that's funny

>>27431845
Sorry, that complete changes the message, doesn't it? I drank too much stupid bitch juice.

>>27431836
>both sides (Mori and chat) know she isn't even if neither side can say it.
Yeah that's probably another reason. She has to straight up lie to people about breaks sometimes and feels guilty when she knows everyone can see what she's really doing.

>>27431993
it's okay anon I understood what you meant
stupid bitch juice ain't a bad look on you

>>27431240
>It's clear how much Ina cares about Mori when she stuck up for her yesterday by telling off people using her image to shit on others.
do you know around when in her stream she said that?

>>27431536
What events? She hasn't exactly collared with any of the other girls and prefer to Collab with TT and the mouse over her genmates that much is a given. She's not even in the U.S. FOR the off Collab, she was there for something unrelated and the timeline just matched. When was her last solo stream with Ame? Now how many collabs have she done with amalee, mousey, TT, and milky each? More times than she has with Ame since the last time.

>>27432153
Don't use me to schizo post.

>>27432153

>>27432153
Use Ame for your drivel one more time and I'll show you what a Florida man can do to people with a gator and ten gallons of industrial lube

>>27429893
>Mori is Gary
You can't ignore her girth

>>27432253
teamatechama???

>>27432253
I'll let you borrow my truck for it fellow FLbeat

>>27431743

>>27432153
Anon quick your meds

>>27431365
She's pretty consistent about how she enjoys streaming and that it's a great de-stresser for her, she likes interacting with us and the weeks-long breaks have been getting in the way of it so she's left feeling guilty about it

>>27429451
This is literally the day after doing 2 concerts in a row, of course her throat is going to be a bit rough. Some pros that go on tours do a concert every other day for an entire month and are fine at the end of it. She will be fine in a day or 2.

>>27432153
>collared

My wife

>>27432500
>you'll never look at Mori's phone that she left unlocked on accident and find all of her saved beast porn

>>27432500
>>27432608
eat some dirt

>>27431482
Making a serious post about this, I think she didn't anticipate that the solution to one problem would exacerbate other. She made that schedule with everything she has to do up until the Live in response to the fact that she seemed to have a chronic problem making promises that she couldn't really keep most of the time, due to not remembering she had other obligations at the time or other reasons. But because she doesn't know what a reasonable workload looks like, she then over booked that schedule, resulting in her having to take quite a bit of time away from regular streaming for traveling and then subsequently recovering from traveling. As well, her attempts to stream on the go have been marred by scuff and even a forced rescheduling of a pretty big collab with Gen 0 members.
Mori is someone who's pretty proud of the work she puts out, so as a streamer, having a few months where you have a week or so of regular streaming followed by a week or so of scarce and scuffed streams (and one trip none at all) would reasonably be something that'd bother her, even without menherbeats. Especially since her current way of doing things was specifically to be more consistent. If I were to guess, she might feel like she's made no progress on that front despite changing things up quite a bit.

>>27432846
Okay now what

>>27432846
Tastes chalky, now what?

>>27430093
>>She's not in PASWG but wants to be
She's not in phat ass white girl??

>>27433177
she is one but I'm not sure she's into them being into tall slender Bayonetta ladies and all

>>27433177
Panty and Stocking With Garrerbelt

>>27432962
>>27433062
have a good night because you're good obedient boys

>>27433307
saruei please make out with me and squeeze my balls and also draw some Mori porn

https://twitter.com/hololive_event/status/1543764935016349696?s=21&t=k1THy59-SQWJEkLpgatqXw
The translation of this is pure comedy lol

>>27433307
I want to do pet play with Mori..

Since Calli is still in L.A. do you think she will solo off Collab with Ame?

>20 songs prepared
Damn that's a lot of songs.

>>27433408
who?
>>27433473
not usually my thing but I would not say no

>>27433505
Yes

>>27433459
Seems pretty accurate to me

>>27433505
I want to baleeb

Honestly her cutting low energy ads for her concert would go over well with overseas fans. Probably even JP fans who think her voice is cool.

>>27433505
>Mori
>Collab with genmates more than one day a month
Unlikely

>>27428270
Did you show up here yesterday?

>>27433505
I would be ecstatic

>Mori would have finished off Gura's drinks if they had similar tastes
Gross Mori, don't you know that's like basically kissing her/

I'm watching the vod, the fuck is this deadbeats?

>>27434074
Would you molest a tiny clone of Mori?

>>27434074
My little wife

>Calling her "Mori" outside of /here/ is Hololive's dog whistle

>>27434386
care to explain? who is the whistle for?

>>27434442
me

Maybe her actually acknowledging the P&S question is the ultimate deflection. She could have ignored it, but now everyone thinks it's a hard "no" and it would be a huge surprise

>"Thirsty today"
>I'm just remembering my friends

>>27434503
Forgot to include my rrat image

>>27434503
Her and Gura had an entire conversation akin to "Wow, wouldn't it be awesome to make an original song with each other?" during the first Jump King finale, which was mid-late October, around the time that production on Q already would have been underway.

>talking about Japanese food vs American food
Japanese food reminds me a lot of Mexican food in the sense that it seems like the same ten ingredients arranged in different ways.

>>27434074
itty bitty Mori net to an itty bitty drink

>>27434892
It's too "healthy" for Mori. She needs her bread and overstuffed ingredients

>Mori wasn't paying 80 percent tax, she just heard incorrect info and believed it
Well I feel like I should be more surprised than I am.

my girlfriend

>>27435780
That was the big takeaway from today's stream. We can basically confirm Mori is terrible at anything to do with numbers

Gonna watch the members vod soon, what am I in for?

>>27435851
I want everyone to know that I made this post and am posting another picture of my (me) girlfriend (Mori Calliope)

>crispe-0chan is canon

Wrong, my girlfriend.

>>27435977
>only new story is Mori getting a pool for Kiara, girls were staring at Mori's Moris
>Deadbeats saved Mori a significant amount of money by convincing her to check with her financial advisor

I want to run into calli while we're both drunk out in the city and barely remember our encounter but brag about it anyways

Was her plan to move back to America entirely predicated in the tax thing? I though even before she mentioned that she said it was primarily because of how much she realized she needed to be near her family.

>>27436398
She did, but it probably made her think more seriously about her long term plans

>>27436398
Sounds like 50/50 might be back on the menu after the tax realization

>>27434386
This is why the JP's call her calliOpe

>>27436398
I figure the tax thing was just one bullet point in a long list of things she wants to head back to avoid. I wager she will move back within the next year or two.

>>27436523
I think you underestimate it. If she can maximize revenue and ease of access to UMJ resources, she'll probably stick out the remainder of the contract in Japan.

I think moving back depends on 3D stuff, if she goes all in on that stuff staying in Japan would benefit her.

I just bough a ticked for her solo concert, only to watch Watame, any song from Mori that you recommend to a fellow idolfag?

>>27436938
You mean if Cover goes all in on that stuff, and that is still up in the air.

>>27437069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXB26PzV31k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ytHNCSTNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krlr_ucg2YU

>>27437069
End of a Life or Dawn Blue

>>27437180
>Holy shitto

>>27437069
Mori's got a pretty unique sound within hololive as you probably know already, but she's done a few idolesque songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNU2BDdgPZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz4m-D30SAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq0xVtTr5a0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Iq738NU5o

>>27437303
I am the last deadbeat itt who enjoys that song more than the others released under UMG

>>27437358
I just can't put it above Mera Mera
It's alright, though

>>27437069
I'm dying to know what their new songs are gonna sound like

>>27437358
CapSule is pretty damn fantastic honestly. It oozes Mori compared to the others

I believe this will happen IRL eventually

>>27438170
It happened in the pool

>>27424949
CapSule
MERA MERA
Holy嫉妬
Kamouflage
Make 'Em Afraid
Let's End the World
Wicked
Q
[Gura #2]
[Watame #1]
[Watame #2]
The Grim Reaper is a Live-Streamer
Bully
Off With Their Heads
end of a life
HUGE W
Dead On Arrival
Resting Power
Scuffed Up Age
Live Again

>>27438277
RIP will 100% be the opener, it always is. remove HUGE W

>>27438521
>remove HUGE W
Never

>>27438277
I see only twenty listed, you can add a few more.
Ending with Live Again is kino though, I really hope it's in there somewhere.

>>27438556
Mori will NEVER perform Huge Dubya

>>27438521
I think Mera Mera will be the opener because of the monologue towards the end

>>27438591
>gamer fuel can't melt steel beams

>>27438564
Ending will be the TeddyLoid song that she basically confirmed in the interview (Let's End the World)

>>27438614
coughing part minna san....
> RIP starts immediately

>>27431536
Or she's just too used to being busy.

>>27433505
Probably depends completely on how far they are i think. We know Ame is in LA, but we don't know where in Cali Mori is right?

There will be a lofi version in the concert

>>27438886
guh or Bully would be great (though I love vanilla Bully too much to want to concede it)

>>27435974
She's an art major, what do you expect.

>>27438886
the description of the concert being edgy and not like your idol concerts rules out, in my opinion, stuff like Lose Lose Days, Ibasho, Dawning Blue and maybe lofi, but that last one its still in the air

>>27438967
I just want live Bully so I can see what stage visual shenanigans they pull with it.

>>27439070
Sounding like a mark right now anon

>>27434503

Considering everything was just announced and they haven't even officially given a staff line-up yet, I doubt she would even know if she was going to be on the OST.

>>27434386
She said we could call her Mori, that it was fine

>>27434503
She's a terrible liar Anon

>>27435780
So is Cover filing all the taxes for her, like every non-American employer does? Still, I'm even more confused now, knowing she doesn't even know how much of her own money she's paying in taxes. The fuck?

>>27436398
Missing Christmas affected her hard.

>>27437220
>>27437180
You fools shouldn't lead with EoaL

>>27439070
More like
>Halfway through the concert
>"Look at how dark and edgy I am with my dark and edgy songs!"
>Ray of light shines in
>Gura appears and calls Mori a silly sausage because she has friends
>They sing Q together
>Mori realizes the power of friendship and she sings Lose-Lose Days

NUO is the Hololive musical we were all clamoring for.

>>27431725
>She should be able to do what she wants without feeling bad about it
Then she should fucking prepare something for those breaks and make it obvious when she is going and when she coming back.

>>27434503
>Moripromises.txt

>>27439477
Based. Will hate Mori if this doesn't happen.

>>27438678
Ending will be instrumental Live Again as she says Goodbye! Thanks for Coming so much! This was a dream come true!

>>27439559
recreates famoous clip of her saying she loves us and she means it

>J-Chad was embezzling from Mori and we ruined it for her

>>27428592
Based. Same to you.

>>27439679
I feel like J-chad would have been successful at doing so if she tried.

>>27428592
If you don't willingly hand over your Deadbeat badge, I'm stomping you until I have it.

Where do I buy tickets for her concert this month?

>>27439771
I'll help you get one of your own, so we can both enjoy being deadbeats

>>27440013
Buy as many as you want, I will have them all. I'm the guy that has forced this Last Deadbeat into being a thing and I'm not going to stop.

>>27440014
This is the reason the anchorpost was made, anon

>>27440061
Even if you take away my badge, I'll always have the heart of a deadbeat. I love you, bro.

>>27439477
cuuuuuute

>>27440353
Yeah okay but your badge belongs to me. I don't care about your heart, I care about Mori's.

https://youtu.be/Cj_7pkPO6X0 All of you get in here for the premiere in 1 hour. Support.

>>27440144
>retards
>reading long OPs
Fucking told y'all it'd never work. It's just a nuisance.

>>27440144
Oh I see it now, thanks

>>27440419
>>27440447
roru

>>27438183

>>27439226

>>27440599

>>27440419
When I say this was the reason it was made, I mean that literally. I decided to draft it directly in response to have links to NUO stuff handy. Also consider that before April, half of the information on the anchor didn't even exist. We didn't need it then. We do now.

>>27440599
>all the newfags realizing it for the first time
Jezas

Lazy screencap

I hope she's spending the absolute maximum amount of time with MamaMori right now, it would be worth all of this reaper business shit if she can hang out with her mom as much as she can and relax

>>27441200
I hope Ame crashes her time with her Mom and makes her train instead.

>>27441200
Shit I'm just realizing I asked Mori a lot of questions about the off collab but I forgot to ask her what meeting Auntie Watson was like.

>>27441200
>>27441235
I'd laugh of auntie watson and mamamori became friends on their own after meeting each other.

>>27439477
Damn, unless they appear as a surprise. Graveyard Shift live with BV would have been awesome for that too.

>>27441343
Ame being dragged along like she's 10 and has to play with the weird reaper girl who draws those foxes

>>27441371
I'm mildly disappointed they won't make an appearance. Live Crown would be ascending.

>>27441330
I'm hoping she decides to do another stream with off collab questions for the non members. There's a lot that didn't get talked about.

>>27441465
I get where you're coming from, but I feel like fags would bring up the party shit all over again...and I'm not sure if Mori would ignore it.

>>27441434
Both songs would sound so good live. Crown deserves a lot more love, it has some beautiful words from Mori and an overall great sound from all three.

>>27441578
>being this much of a p-word about it
>not just ignoring shit she doesn't like
Damn, antis really have her on a leash. Also I like how everyone is collectively pretending that $5 is some sort of an insurmountable entry barrier when they've dropped as much as $200 on a troll supa in the past.

>>27441807
>Anon says hypothetical bullshit he just made up
>Anon #2 accepts it as fact

How do I stop feeling pissed every time the holox 3D models pop up on my feed? They look so much better than myths..

>>27441912
Take your meds and stop being a jealous ho

>>27441854
Yeah, me.

>>27441912
By realizing they're newer and as a result going to look better.

>>27441912
By making peace with the fact the main branch will always take priority over the secondary ones.

>>27442062
Anon...

>https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1543470351786553344
I'm telling you, it's in the cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH91cwQnVMk
(IRyS would also be a great choice)

>>27442140
Orrrr they're just weebs

>>27442230
I'm talking about a song cover, dummy

>>27442140
I want a royal deathstar again

>>27442567
>Royal
>Not IMPERIAL
it must be on-brand.

She must be celebrating with Family.

>>27443279
There's nothing going on, still 24 hours away

>>27443279
This would be a weird time to be celebrating. If you're talking about 4th parties most of those happen during the afternoon with bbqs into fireworks later. Also if she's still in Calli it's not even the 4th yet.

>>27441123
Checks out

most people celebrate all weekend you unamerican fucks

>>27443678
I don't and I'm literally American. My family is partying tomorrow.

she's that one "friend" no1 can stand
fking retard suddenly brings her mother to their gathering.
i swear the faster she leaves the better

and i expect her to be the typical bitch she is, and drag everyone down with her, with her real leaks.
100% her mom's there to take pics of the other holoEN girls

>>27443855
(You)

>>27443855
I wanna fuck Endora so bad...

>>27443855
Based Mamamori showing the world how cute my oshi is

What do you think Mori is doing to her sims right now?

>>27444314
Making the most cursed sims woohoo in as many locations as possible and then killing them while laughing.

>>27444314
Making a group of deadbeats and violently torturing them.

>>27443678
I don't like causing other people's dogs unnecessary stress personally. I save my firewofor the actual 4th

>>27444314
She made all the characters the Myth girls and is trying to get them to rape her because she's disappointed everyone was too intimidated to do anything to her when they met.

>>27444462
Making >us fire off rockets, indoors

MORI MOGGED

>>27444314
What mods does she use?
Hard mode: No Whicked Whims

>>27444814
OH NO NO NO

>>27444837
None, she's too pon to install mods.

>(70)
>00:37:34
>00:38:36

>>27444814
Who?

>>27444814
devastating

>>27444814
>A youtuber for tweens beats a beechuuba
wow Its almost like only underages listen to drivel en masse.

>>27445370
Watching these mudhutt dwellers humiliate themselves further has been entertaining,

>SJWs
>Tiktok
>Now this.

>>27445453
You forgot iFunny.

>>27444314
segs
>>27444462
Hot.
Yeah, me.

You're replying to bait again

>>27446083
You're late at calling it out again.

>>27445518
Wasn't the ifunny thing only on the MR channel for the most part?

>>27445518
Wasn't the ifunny thing only on the RM channel for the most part?

I keep listening to all of Myth singing SSS. It's too beautiful.

>>27446314
no. It was an effort to go "See, she's not cool!". They even had the gall to go to lolcow.

If this was /a/, they would've been straight up laughed at, hard.

They can only get away with it because this board is a cesspool of tourists, newfags and perpetual summer.

>>27446429
Every "yab" she has had except for that one attempt trying to clap back would of been laughed at anywhere else on this site.

>>27444314
Probably using whacky mods like the magic or vampire ones

>>27446490
>>27446429
This. People on older boards will be awesome if the right situation calls upon it.

Case in point:

The picture in question is a lasting memory that /m/ created out of love, not out of spite , and is proof that 4chan can still create positive things.

You're getting on your high horse about antis again

>tfw we probably will get mamamori karaoke version 2 if she's staying another week
How do we convince them to do some boomer rock

>>27446793
I'll bring it up after my oyakodon double-nakadashi session with them so they're in a good mood ans agree to it.

>>27446793
You will get The Allman Brothers and you will like it

>>27443855
dumbass Autie Watson was there along with a few managers. The girls all talked about appreciating them being there. And the adults weren't there the whole time.

Well, debbies?
>>27438288

>>27429698
We knew that since forever though. This is the girl that told us she has to practice what she says to clerks and cashiers and is incapable of speaking up when they get her order wrong. Unlike Mori or Kiara who are more or less same IRL and online or even better IRL, Gura is pretty much a keyboard warrior.

>>27446886
I hate this

You're crosslinking to catalog bait threads again

>>27446886
Go back to the catalog and stay there forever

>>27446786
They deserve nothing but indignation.

>>27446949
I just think it's a funny thread.

>>27446896
I just need to know how many times Gura got a handful of Mori's titty

>>27446793
You really shouldn't get your hopes up.

>>27446886
Stop calling me that! I am a fearsome skeleton and I demand respect! >:{

>>27446886
>crosslink in the Mori thread
>nuked in under 10 minutes
we should do this for other bait threads.

>>27447221
oh I'm sure it was that and not the reports

>>27447254
What about that thread was reportworthy?

>>27447331
Not the OP, the shitflinging inside of it.

sex with deadbeats

>>27447467
She doesn't have sex with anyone

>>27447483
she wants to

>>27447504
At this point I think fame and fear and hurt and shame would keep her out of any relationship.

>>27447504
Yeah, with me to the beat of Mera Mera

>>27447529
She makes too much money to date a normal person now.

>>27447529
She needs to find someone who she fully trusts, who won't take advantage of her status, and who will respect her need to make music. Her own image of the future right now is cats, friends, and (maybe) kids (adopted?)

>>27447529
>>27447752
Yeah, Me.

>>27447626
It's not just money, it's also "does this person like me for me or my fame?" "Is this person just trying to get a yabai out of me or are they trustworthy?"

>>27447752
Mori literally fantasizes about getting pregnant and becoming a loving mother.

>>27447752
The number of people who fit that are few

>>27447815
The number is 1 (1) (me).

>>27447806
She wants kids but your boy is bad at the sex. Quite the conundrum. Get the turkey baster!

Do you think Mori would hire a professional to help her with her sex reps?

>>27447908
yes, me

this is a doompost

>>27447975
He said professional.

>>27447994
that woudl be a shitty outfit. She needs a cowgirl one.

>>27447997
I am a whore

>>27448012
it actually reminds me of that one show where the main girl is a butler.

>>27447908
Universal will hire her one