/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gay nasfaq sex

*casts a spell to make the market crab*

azki!

>>27279404

>>27287470
>add gay volume funds
you heard the man

>>27287470
>Rushia price Honk downwards
what does it mean

>>27287470
>ˡᵉᵗ

>>27287470
>luna real blue

>>27287470
>using money probably

>Mutual funds tanked divs across the board.

>Ohhh Konnui

>>27284983

>>27288845
cunny sex reports
yes when

>>27288939
IDK. Be the change you wish to see. This was a pain in the ass to find. https://litter.catbox.moe/d9fdsb.svg

>>27288845
>honk wants better daily posts pls
damn...

>>27289023
you left the report i was going to leave the cell there when i slept so you had a friend

>>27288477
nerf autotraders

Here's this week's dividend overview.

Total payout pool was $63,678.70, a 0.64% decrease from last week's pool.
Average payout pool slice was $964.83, down 1.1% from last week.
This week's average payout is $10.76 under the average payout pool.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Gura :: -$1201.09 :: -31.18%
>Noel :: $707.20 :: 80.56%
>Laplus :: $490.73 :: 59.41%
>Hololive :: -$486.82 :: -11.50%
>Miko :: -$479.51 :: -27.13%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Civia :: -$0.59 :: -5.19%
>Kronii :: $4.18 :: 0.71%
>Coco :: -$6.29 :: -1.25%
>Nabi :: -$7.87 :: -7.00%
>Zeta :: $19.36 :: 3.02%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$6.19
Average Dividend Increase was $158.39
Average Dividend Decrease was -$192.02

After a few weeks of mostly going up, we have a minor dip this week.

>>27289399
I didn't, the tab might've gone to sleep itself.

>>27288477
Let this be evidence to not buy any shares of Ui Beam

>>27291238
I will now buy Ui Beam x1000

>>27291238

night, /nasfaq/!

>>27291238
You have made a serious lapse in judgement....

>>27264847
I'm on there!

Which holo do you think this image fits the most?

>>27294684
me

>>27294327
How so?

>>27294811
we were conned...

>>27294852
You were warned from the start though...
>>26645463
>>26679532

Aki's dividends...

>>27294684
Alice?

>>27296712
I'm going to alice

>>27297154
ARISUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aki

Flare

Marine

>>27298910
>>27299064
Marine Flare

>>27288845

dead thread, dead apple fund, dead diccies

>>27301104
And a dead chuuba

>>27301166
fatherless behaviour

>>27301210
Rushia's actions truly were of a fatherless woman

>>27301166
correct

>>27263197
Either email honk with the username to get verified, email in the 'info' page
or if its a fresh account you can also delete and remake (probably quicker)

Aki again

Roboco

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 23)
>Marine :: $20,251.24
>Aqua :: $10,879.91
>Sana :: $5,162.25

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Pekora :: -$13,081.06
>Hololive :: -$10,609.74
>Lamy :: -$6,448.60

Overall Average Adjustment is -$622.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,699.50
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,399.66

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

ohhhh im going to lose so much money

Luna

Dota

>>27305483
An!
>>27305694
Pon!
>>27307323
Tan!

>>27308286
Wonderful post!

So what's gonna happen to purgatory purchasing today when the orders go through?

Uohhhhhhh, buying hymen coin x1000

page nasfaq 10
you know you read it as something else

>>27311724
bitch

You better watch my GF doing Ring Fit IN 3D
https://youtu.be/20D0EzW8BHc

>>27313106
oh nice all that ayamy coin i bought will go up

>$62,542.78
>BUYING 10x
>BUYING
At least the network will look funny.

Live

>>27309231
what's that tag he has next to his name

>>27285154
source on the OP picture?

>>27318749
uooohhhhh bratty deadbeat traders

Aki

Roboco

Tuna

Luna

>>27321250
An!
>>27321349
Pon!
>>27321396
no
>>27321645
Tan!

>>27322139
Wonderful post!

>>27321250
>>27321349
>>27321645
>>27322139
>>27322286

>>27322139
Yes.

To all the fandeads here
Is it really her?

>>27328313
Sure sounded like Michael Cat

>>27328313
I just watched it and I have to say I'm a bit disappointed but yes I think it really is it's Lelouch vi Britannia

>Fandeads argue that Rushia isnt a whore and is just misunderstood
>joins vShitshow
Uh, hermanos?

>>27329887
there are way better places to farm (you)s about this topic than here

>>27329947
And yet, you gave him a (You)... As am I giving you one.

>>27329947
im just trying to liven up this dead thread UwU

>>27330024
well he seemed like he really wanted one so i'll give him one out of courtesy so he can move on

Funds Autism Report for second mutual funds dividends.
There is an extra liquid% column now to denote funds who either havent spent their starting liquid, or are struggling with investment liquid.

>>27329887
not all vshojo are bad

>>27330478
thank you for your report!

Akagi watchalong begins at ~4 PM Eastern about a half an hour from now

>>27330478
Thank you!

Sora

>>27318749
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99382915

post em

>>27333279
I don't think I bought other funds since it released.

Hi, I haven't visited nasfaq in a while, a month maybe and how the fuck my 150mil portfolio paid 150k divvies? For a month??? How does it work, do I have to daytrade to recieve divvies now?

>>27334005
Is your entire portfolio Rushia and Civia?

>>27334005
Actually post wallet. You may just have a bunch of shitcoins.

>>27334374
Of course not, I'm not a retard.

>>27334779
Looks retarded to me.

>>27334779
if this is cumlord, auctions that dont get bought on the auction house take a tax, then put it back up for another 15 minutes, over and over

>>27334836
Did I miss Polka graduating

>>27335024
No, I don't have active auctions. Im Polka ASMR Enjoyer

>>27335142
Idk did you leave orders on the auto trader? It stays on even if you run out of liquid.

>>27335369
Oh, right, I thought it didn't work when the tab is not open, does it work when I'm offline now?

>>27335660
Yes, the auto-trader is server side now. It will run indefinitely to whatever you set it to.

>>27335660
Yeah, autotrader is server based now and will stay on even if you run out of liquid. I figured that out after I left Mori on perma buy on my divies only act.

>>27335868
>>27335729
Well that explains everything, thanks for the help, have a Pol

LIVE

>>27336197
post more pol

Don't fret, precious, I'm here
Step away from the window and go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do

Count the bodies like sheep...
Count the bodies like sheep...

GO BACK TO SLEEP

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices, son
They're one and the same, I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself

a network

GO BACK TO SLEEP

>>27341743
>the sliver of red on suisei
sellers shall be punished

>>27342490
DUMPING SUISEI PLEASE STEP ON ME MOMMY

>>27342570

>wake up
>Coco and Rushia are on Vshojo's team now
Maybe I should go back to sleep

>>27343179

>>27336197
No problem. Cute pol.

>>27343179
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

19th hour (and a minute), enjoy, etc.

>>27345420
How do we respond to this?

>>26275813
Heh, I stand corrected. Coco ain't a saint, she's a whore who does nothing but ruin everything. Come on, praise her like the saint that you thought she was.

>>27345420

I won't let the thread die like the fandead at the moment

>>27347074
I don't think they're really dying

>>27347074
Just look at the Mike threads. They can't see anything wrong whatever she does. They're on a whole level of cucks.

>>27347074
Watching them meltdown again is pretty funny though.

Just as a reminder if you are a fund manager.

There's a bug when you go public with your fund it wipes existing shares in other funds. (Or it does so when you dissolve the fund IDK).

Just make sure you dont abayo your shares for memes.

>>27347323
they're dying on the inside
>>27347475
things just won't get any better. It never does

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 38,523,270, a 0.85% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 583,686. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,890,768 shares, or 7.5% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 69,837 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Nachoneko :: +7.3%
>Rurudo :: +5.1%
>AZKi :: +4.4%
>Kronii & Ui :: +3.6%
>Fubuki :: +3.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Sana :: -3.6%
>Marine :: -3.3%
>Aqua :: -3%
>Mumei :: -2.9%
>Reine :: -2.3%

1 coin (Gura) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $270,000.42, which is an increase of 1.24% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,196,286,074,199.97, which is an increase of 2.5% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,053.60. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $123,035,248,785.92 in total market value, or 10.28% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $954,379,925.16 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Marine :: +34.7%
>Sana :: +24.9%
>Aqua :: +18.4%
>Miko :: +16.1%
>Kanata :: +11.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>Hololive :: -14%
>Kronii :: -13.9%
>Melfissa :: -13.7%
>Pekora :: -12.4%
>Roboco :: -10.8%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $998,107,097, which is an increase of 177.25% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,954,860,780.79 today, a decrease of 10.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Nabi :: +6.3%
>Aki :: +4.4%
>Kovalskia :: +3.4%
>Towa :: +3.2%
>Marine & Lamy :: +2.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Rurudo, Kanaeru) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>6 coins (Suisei, Risu, Haato, Ayame, Civia, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins (Shion, Moona) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $714.11 Down
>Pekora :: $614.00 Up
>Aqua :: $407.72 Down
>Lamy :: $373.25 Up
>Fubuki :: $339.09 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Mio :: $0.54 Down
>Rushia :: $2.27 Up
>Civia :: $3.34 Up
>Kiara :: $10.61 Down
>Nabi :: $10.91 Up

Overall Average movement was $45.96 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $116.72 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$105.68 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>27347669
Mahjong :)

>>27347475
why should anyone care?

>>27348126
Because there are two fandeads in here that you all love so much

>>27348166
yeah but why should anyone care?

>>27348166
I love the fandeads regardless of what rushia does

>>27348411
>>27348166

>>27348790
>>27348411

>>27348820
>>27348166

>>27348952
>>27348411

>>27348981
>>27348166

>>27349064
>>27348411

but what does that have to do with towa

>>27349090
>>27348166

>>27349133
>>27348411

>>27349721
>>27348166

holy shit the fandead in the global chat is on full blackpill mode

>>27351613
the fandeads are cute even when pissed off

>>27348166
>Because there are two fandeads in here that you all love so much
>one of them is a tranny
lmao try again

>>27352726
Sir do you have a source for that rrat?

should I buy a vtuber model

>>27352775
I do
>>/vt/thread/S14066422#p14085344

>>27353020
They're clearly reformed, I remember them talking about that. They cast it aside, from what I recall.

>>27353064
Once a tranny always one

>>27353137
I disagree, you can come back from it. I've seen it happen. Minds can change. It takes a while, but people can get better, they can fix their minds.

>>27353237
It's literally a mental illness retard, you don't come back from it that's why the 41% exists

>>27353137
sure it might be but you have the will to shelf it and worship the Divine Feminine instead of becoming one. I think the effeminate males who were groomed by fucking retard nigger twitter tumblr trannies aren't really "trannies" per se as to become a tranny, you must be autogynophillic, which most of them aren't. They just recognize the beauty of the divine feminine unconsciously, overwhelmed by her spirit, and thought they're gay because of it, which isn't the case.

>>27353399
which is why i guess you'll be a faggot forever

>>27353399
But you can if it's not too late. Putting on girly clothes and thinking you're a woman isn't the same as chopping your dick off. The same way people with anxiety can alleviate and even get rid of their symptoms, these people can too. It's probably a long process, but it's possible.

Thanks anon you inspired me to troon out

>>27354074
Why not femboy out instead of troon out? It should remain a kink and nothing more. Something you can keep in the bedroom.

>>27354074
kill yourself

>>27354074
you're welcome
all KFP should be free-use whores regardless of gender

>>>/a/239693161

>>27355414
>israel

>>27354074
is that you chloeposter
>>27354136 is right cute femboys crossdressing learning how to be girly pull more men than someone whos clearly a dude just doing surgery/chemicals for it.

>>27355414
>it's actually real
the year of the chud just can't get any better

>it took Kson whoring out for vshojo to ressurect Panty and Stocking
you can't make this shit up

>wanting another season to panty and stocking
It wasn't meant to get another season with that ending. This is just milking by a creatively dead trigger. Why would you think this would be any better than other trigger work when they have yet to put out a single good original work besides the first LWA ova?

>>27356191

>>27356269
/a/ sings LIGHT YOUR HEART UP

>>27356191
Luluco was good

>>27356443
>Luluco
I never finished that it was eh

>>27353622
>But you can if it's not too late.
And what tells you it wasn't too late for the trannydead

>>27357226
Why do you have a hateboner for them? I believe it's not too late because they said that they got past it. I'll have faith in my fellow human being.

>>27357226
Andy Warhol has managed to remain celibate for his entire life despite his homosexual tendencies. Why won't you believe your fellow anon that he can do it? You're just forcing him to troon out again. Is that your endgoal?

>>27356191
First of all, it's a "project", which is fucking nothing until they announce what exactly it is. People are freaking out about "MUH NEW SEASON" even though nothing was confirmed.
Second of all, LWA's actual series was decent, and the parts of Franxx they directly worked on are considered the best parts of the show.

>>27360219
>and the parts of Franxx they directly worked on are considered the best parts of the show.
I have no idea what parts those were but the best part of franxx was the very beginning and that isn't saying much considering fuck all was happening there. Everything after, what was it? Episode 5? Was just a train wreck but not the good kind.

I've lost faith in Anime a long time ago. Doubt they will make anything worthwhile and thought-provoking again. Well, Yuasa does have a new upcoming movie in the works but he has been disappointing lately

>>27360871
>Doubt they will make anything worthwhile and thought-provoking again
Nah, your tastes are just bad if you can't enjoy something unless its deep and "thought-provoking".

>>27360937
you're the very reason why anime is shit nowadays

>>27361153
No, I'm just not a pretentious arsewipe.

>>27360687
tthe best part of franxx was the 02 porn

>>27361220
>pretentious
you are the one who hates the idea of anime going beyond kitschification. The potential of Japanese animation must reach in levels we cannot comprehend like Soviet or French animation. Worthwhile content must flow from the Japanese to liberate himself from his eternal adolescense the hell that is modern kitsch

>>27361600
No idea what the fuck you are talking about

>>27361600
Just fucking watch card game anime.

bump

>barely even a page 9 currently
impressive work jannies

>>27369086

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

>>27341743
I'm on there!

>>27341743
I am also on there.

Aki

Roboco

Luna

>>27383475
An!
>>27383708
Pon!
>>27383771
Tan!

>>27383890
Wonderful post!

Lamy

Kanata

Mio

Chloe

oh its one person this time, that's kinda sad

reddit pirate

fatto catto

dead ship

>all one minute apart
sad

Nyagger

>you're posting images I don't like that's kinda sad

>>27385741

chammers

whore

Post better arts fag

dead game dead thread

whore

>>27386098
effects of vibrator use

apex whore

>>27386305
Sex with chumbuds!

he stopped what a fag

best thread in a while

Flare

nasfaq

Fauna

nasfaq

Kiara

The fag stopped

does nasfaq even need a thread? it's not like game discussions happen

>>27386922
devs read the thread so yeah
also game discussion happens every now and then

>i post images in minute interval without the thread being at page 9 or 10
>they get mad

Marine

>>27386922
Yes, we do. Stop acting like a retard. Game discussion does happen, ritualposts and infoposts are made regularly, and offtopic is fine before you even make that stupid point.

>>27386922
ill argue that we dont need any discussion to justify a thread existence, as the catalog proves.

>>27387034
I don't really care anon, it's not really that annoying. Just make sure to post better images and don't give up so easily. That was weak.

He completely stopped lmao

I dont feel like stopping might as well continue

>>27387131
I just wanted to see how everyone would react if I do what they're doing and behold, it went as the usual >it's bad if others do it and if it's the holos I don't like

cute retard

>>27388016
But nobody really gave a shit? Are you delusional?

>>27388016
you made the thread more shit by spamming pictures alone like a retard, congratulations

>>27388078
>nobody really gave a shit
>someone was clearly complaining about it kept being called sad for doing what they were doing

>>27388127
I called it sad since you're the only one doing it, learn to read

>>27388127
If you're one person spamming the thread with 50+ images, I'd say that's quite sad yeah. Not annoying, just sad to see how pathetic you are. What point were you trying to make by such a fruitless and low-impact effort?

>>27388158
>it's sad if it's not the usual anon doing it alone
>>27388182
I'm not trying to make any. I was simply doing what they were doing.

>>27388239
but he doesn't do it alone?

>>27388239
Who? Who are you talking about that's got you so angry? What poster?

>>27388253
I wasn't doing it alone, it's just we're all Pomu
>>27388257
Me, angry? Surely you jest! I simply just got jealous and wanted to post images without us being at page 9

shit thread retard poster fatherless behavior

>>27388327
ok

>>27388327
retard

>>27388327
>I simply just got jealous
I fail to see how you'd care so much, but you do you Pomu. It's fatherless behaviour, but fine. It doesn't really matter, so long as you do a better job next time.

>>27388384
Jealousy is a scary thing and got it, Pomu! I'll try and do a better job next time, maybe will try to aim from early posts and not 100.

These two Pomuposters is just one anon replying to himself isn't it.

What happened to the negative share price? Did it actually give money or did honk fix it

>>27388585
Seems like honk anticipated it and hard-coded a minimal share price of 10$

>>27388585
It was a negative networth, the fund share prices have a minimum of $10 to make sure people couldn't do anything funny
-trial dev

>>27388644
>>27388669
Thanks, I guess that does makes sense

>>27386922
It does happen, once in a blue moon.
With an accompanied minigame of needle in a haystack but instead of a needle, it's the game discussion, and instead of haystack, it's offtopic posts.

oi faggotboi me bob you used up all me bumps

>>27392288
>>27392288
>>27392288
New thread!

>>27391937
Almost thought I was on reddit

>>27392357