/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27385363
Anon, if you’re so tired of your girlfriend take your meds. She’ll be gone as soon as the pills start taking effect.

>>27385363
Sounds like she has a good sense of humor. Keep her around.

>>27385363
Make sure you give her a goodbye fuck before you do.

>>27385363
Make babies with the girlfriend and name them after vTubers, it'll be the ultimate revenge-joke.

>>27385363
if you're dumping your girlfriend for a virtual nigger, you may actually have a mental illness. assuming your gf is not a nigger, of course.

>>27385859
She's lovely she just goes overboard sometimes. I will admit, I did laugh at her comment at first but it's just this on top of everything else. Ever since I became a Sanalite, she's been making just little remarks and jests at me.
>Started making fun of me for cutting the crust off my bread
>Putting more blankets over me at night to the point where I get fevers because the summer is so hot, I wake up feeling absolutely disgusting
It's not just this though. Sometimes she's really sweet but she's only started doing even weirder things. She makes all the money, and I'm practically a house husband.
Even on my birthday last month, she pre-ordered the Sana birthday merch for me. When the council and hope OMOCAT merch got announced, she said she wants to get matching Moomers and Sana merch with me, and she'd pay for it all. But she said only on the condition that I crossdress in it wearing twintails and let her peg me. She said she'd get an extra shirt for it so my main one doesn't get dirty, but still... I don't know if I can handle the humiliation anymore. We've been dating for 3 years and I don't want the stress get to me now, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had

>>27386395
Sorry to skip over the rest of your schizo rambling, but when was the new Omocat merch announced?

>>27385363
3D girls sucks unless they into anime and vtuber especially hololive.

>>27386395
Accept your fate anon. Normally I wouldn't encourage someone to stay in a relationship they're uncomfortable with but to be frank it sounds like both of you are the best you'll get

>>27386787
https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1542508251421474816

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>>27386395
Totally break up with her then. This sounds FAR from healthy.

>>27386917
She really loves Hololive and especially Mumei. I'm fortunate to have someone that shares so many interests with me... Whenever we get ice cream (we get it every friday night), she even plays her favorite hololive music with me and we sing it in the car
>>27386929
She's really good to me and at first I welcomed her opening up her deviant side, but she's been talking about buying me cosplay soon... I know she's into exhibitionist stuff and she's shown me some doujins here and there and I'm scared she's going to want me to go out into public one of these days... Maybe I should talk to her. The shit with the blankets though, I've talked to her about that and the next day she put my special weighted blanket into our warmest duvet cover, and then put that over me along with the itchy guest blanket. She did make me a very cute breakfast after that though, pancakes... she even used a squeeze bottle to draw a bread dog and made a really silly and fucked up looking yatagarasu.
I'm sorry for the blogposting, guys. I think I've just been spread so thin lately.

>>27387343
If she wants you to indulge in her fetishes, then make her do something for you too. Give and take. What are some fantasies you would like to do with her? She seems more on the dominant side with her wanting you to cosplay and peg you, but what do YOU want? If you never take something back it could lead so some unhealthy relationship dynamics where she expects you to put up for nothing in the future.

You have to discuss it with her and tell her "Fine, I'll do X, but you have to do Y afterwards"

Also it wouldn't be bad for you to get a job. I know, her paying for everything sounds dreamy, but if you feel you have to do everything she says because she pays for your shit, that's bad. I don't mean become a wagie slave, but try to get some way to earn some money on the side too so you don't become a financial slave too

>>27387574
She really, really doesn't want me to get a job. I insisted at first, and tried to get jobs at first, but she makes enough money for the both of us (she's a Full Stack Dev at a good company). I wasn't used to NOT being independent.
She wants me to be a house husband for her. She does indulge in some of my fantasies... I did like crossdressing for awhile, and even get into the house husband stuff a lot more than I realized I would... I've got a special apron I wear and everything. I guess the sex life is pretty good in that regard... I'm not super into pegging though, I'm fine if it pleases her, but the practice she needs me to put in to get to a satisfying "size" for her is a bit tiring... she wants me to get to about, well, 'horse' size, and normal pegging is already humiliating enough. That said however, I think I will try what you're saying since that sounds like good advice. I'm not an extremely kinky guy so I'm not sure what to ask for though. Maybe I'll even look into couples therapy or sex therapy.
I'm not sure if getting a job would be a deal breaker for her or not. She does give me an allowance for doing specific chores around the house on certain days, and I usually do all of those and extra (gladly though, since there's nothing else to do in the day and it's just us and the two cats so the house isn't that dirty). She rewards me with a nice dinner at the end of it...
I need to get to sleep before I wake her up and she takes my phone again. If any of you have any advice I'll gladly read it when I wake up. Thank you bros. As I said, she really is a good girl at heart... She puts on hololive VODs every night when we go to sleep, and she even started helping me learn Japanese so I can watch her JP oshis.

>>27388048
See, her wanting you to NOT get a job at all costs is a red flag. It's about the domination, she needs to feel that you can't go on without her and that you need her in your life.

Also please don't go up to horse size. Some pegging is ok but disifiguring your asshole for life to satisfy some crazy bitch is not worth it. Look up what happened to that lolcow Nikocado

She seems REALLY dominant. It's a bit scary desu. You need to set up some boundaries like telling her you are never going up to horse size. If you don't, eventually she's going to run over you and you won't be able to say no.

>>27388048
I agree with the anon above, she clearly has a thing for being in control. However I think your relationship can still work, you seem to have a lot of things in common. Your girlfriend should do some introspection nonetheless...

>>27385594
lol rekt! oh my god, this was a good one

So long as you keep supporting sananana i dont see an issue here

>>27388048
>Not only pegs you, but intends on doing so with horse dildos
>I need to go to sleep before she takes my phone again
>Oshi that never streams
It sounds like you just enjoy terrible circumstances.

>>27385363
>Do I end it bros?
no

>>27385363
She sounds like she's got the bantz. Sana herself would approve.

>>27386395
>cutting the crust off my bread
I would make fun of you as well.

>>27385363
>Anon becomes a personal manslut for a menhera femhooman

>>27387163
Are you a gigantic faggot or joking, I can't tell?

Anon it's time to become Sana while you have sex with her dressed as Moomers

...and I thought Saplings were the unhinged fanbase in Council

Why are hoomans the most sadistic fucks?
t. hooman

Man is really getting his back blown out by his girlfriend for vtuber merch, that’s alot of dedication NGL.

>>27386395
She's making you her boytoy, you're basically living the dream of many. My suggestion is to stop being a bitch man and get better at sassy comebacks. Take a course about it, join a debate circle, whatever you do

Your gf is based.

https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1543623193281253376

>>27385363
Just end it

Screen cap dis shit nigga

>obnoxious blogging Sanallite
wish your kind would fuck off from threads when there are no streams to discuss

Hey vt_kek, got another one for your followers.

>>27396896
This is really exactly how you'd expect the relationship between a hooman and a sanallite to go ngl
He should just be thankful he's not dating an IRyStocrat or he'd have his computer time monitored

>>27385363
ok

> ITT: Insanity
t. Haaton

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>>27399368
You all have a point. Thank you for taking the time out of your days for me.
When we first met I was more of a delinquent type. Maybe it's the domesticated lifestyle... she always did say that I was always like an 'oreo with two feisty cookies and an awkward cookie cream'. In a good way though, I guess. Maybe I've lost that, and she misses it.
I think I was having a mini menhera meltdown last night. I woke up feeling horrible and sweaty this morning again since she woke up before me and did the blanket thing... again. But after I got out of the shower she made me bacon + eggs + toast + 'galaxy coffee' which was really cute. She arranged everything on the plate to look like Sana with these big egg eyes and bacon hair, and put this weird-tasting edible glitter in the coffee that didn't quite show up, it was KINO though. I don't think I'll find a girl as sweet as she is with things like that...
We're running errands and going to her parents today to visit for dinner. She also said there was somewhere special she wanted to take me...
I'm going to be more assertive, and see how that goes. I'll keep you guys updated.
I'll try to talk to her about the horse thing while we're out, too.

>>27414239
>I'll try to talk to her about the horse thing while we're out, too.
That's bedroom talk. Don't mention it while visiting her parents lmao

>>27385363
Ask her to cosplay Sana next time you two fuck. It will anoy her surely a lot but she will do it.

>>27385363
>>27329109

Mods delete a bunch of shit threads but this one remains, a blogpost that has nothing to do with the vtuber in question, yet actual vtuber discussion threads got deleted.
Good job bros XD, EPIC
Fucking retards. Hiro needs to kick all of you out already.

>>27414726
Don't worry, I wasn't going to. Not that I think they'd be bothered... she likes to talk about her sex life to friends and family, and her parents don't mind. They encourage it, even. Her dad said something like how he likes to know that his daughter is having a healthy relationship, so knowing about our... 'deeds' just means we have a healthy sex life. I don't like to talk about it personally, but she likes to give updates.
>>27416146
She mentioned she wants to cosplay Mumei and me as Sana one day. I don't mind because our height difference is pretty big (she's 4'11" and I'm 6'2). As I said, I'm not entirely opposed to crossdressing either and Sana's clothes look comfortable... it would just be in the bedroom though.

Unrelated, but while she was getting ready to go out, she said that since I seemed restless lately, she wanted to spoil one of the surprises she had for me... she ordered two more bread dog plushes from the Sana birthday set! One for display at my battlestation, one for her car since it's like this deep-blue color with that sparkly kind of coat. I showed her some itashas one time and she said it would be cool if we did a Sana and Mumei one with her car, since it already has a nice color for it. I guess this is her start.

>>27416570
No, no no, her as Sana. You have to cosplay as manager.

If you give up too quicly I forecast you will end up as a third wheel.

>>27417148
>bf making a menhera gf cosplay as his favorite vtuber
even if she agrees she is going to end up hating sana and then him if he says something like that

you don't have a girlfriend
none of this happened
you also suck at writing

>>27386395
Holy shit anon i wish i were you

>>27406667
OP has a girlfriend and it's more interesting?
weird move tranny

>oshi must be single
>don't reciprocate
Fucking hypocrites

>>27385363
>>27386395
>>27387343
>>27388048
>>27414239
>>27416570
Fuck you
You don't deserve your girlfriend

>>27385363
based

>>27386395
>>Started making fun of me for cutting the crust off my bread
Good. Grow up and eat the crust, you're not 8 any more. jesus christ. are you also one of those people who only eat chicken nuggets and pizza?

holy mother of larp'ing. I cant believe people fell for this shit, fucking disgusting