/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Lumi Drunk Cover
https://youtu.be/YNKhH84iszE
Lumi released a cover of Drunk by Keshi

▼Tsunderia x Phase Vocaloid Medley
https://youtu.be/b0ghXiqC7CU
Company unity

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is doing a Zatsudan

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I want to hug the Pippa.

I dont give a fuck about their pls,yabs,whatever the fuck
Who in gen2 are certified cunnyseurs and/or shotacons

I am going to hug Pippa so hard you could put paper between us to print more copies of that rabbit.
I love her so much.

I want to mate with the Pippa

>>27339876
Rie is a shotacon. Check her discord channel.

>>27339904
I posted this

https://youtu.be/JkG6SnozHuE?t=9
Song: Lia
>When I saw her walking down the street I thought
>she was Lia, LIA!
>Now that we're together I'm absolutely sure
>that she's Lia, LIA!

>Move into my mom's house with me
>Lia, LIA!

>I pledge allegiance
>to flag
>of the United States
>of Lia, LIA!

loomy's soft toomy

I want Pippa to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet.

>>27340284
LUMI
YURI
PIPPA

i wonder what lia is doing? do you think she is roaming around dressed in cosplay right now?

>>27339876
>Who in gen2 are certified cunnyseurs and/or shotacons
All the cunny ones because the designs are custom.

>"you cant drive to alaska alaska is an island" - Lia

i had a dream pippa knocked on my door and told me she won the lottery, i hugged her and the hug felt so real i woke up

her jacket is very soft and she is very small

i wish she was my wife

>>27340284
>Twitch girls love phase sex
oh my

She should have done this from the start. The stream would have been a lot more entertaining.

>>27341449
Do what?

>>27341808
Just talk about random shit.

>>27341869
zatsu scary prease understand

>>27339876
Panko: pic related
Shiina had her model made the way it is specifically to piss off the losers who would be offended by a loli model

>>27342071
Not a surprise since her last one was basically a toddler with horns

>>27342071
there is nothing cunny about shiinas model

Pippa is on vacation the same time as three of her genmates and a kouhai.
They said they are on vacation with eachother.
Pippa claims she is not on vacation with them.
QED: Pippa either is not on vacation with her genmates an kouhai.
Or she is on vacation with them but wants us to think she isn't.
In the latter case the only reason is because she doesn't want to be associated with them.
QED: Pippa is either on vacation with someone else/alone or Pippa hates her genmates.

"That's literally where the hole is" - Kaneko Lumi, 2022

why is this gigastacy so cute guys?

>>27340133
MORE PINK UNDER THE EYES
MORE

>>27342294
>the only reason
That's the part where you are actually schizo instead of the funny meme version you're trying to project.

>>27342294
Pippa would be more worried about her genmates hating her than vice versa.

>>27341869
fuck you I was promised karaoke. you fags get to listen to her babble the other 6 days a week

>>27342257
You can think that but it doesn't stop losers from crying that she "literally looks like a child" before she has even debuted

>>27342856
You are completely fucking retarded
Terminally braindead

>>27342943
You are completely fucking retarded.
Terminally braindead.

>>27342979
you forgot the basedjack image

>>27342943
nigger post a image of her on the farms and watch your self get the any% wr for a perma ban + reported to the fbi
the preformer/actor/whatever behind the character might be a hag but the character looks like a 13-15 year old child

>27342856
Because absolutely nobody in the vtuber sphere has a (actual, real) cunny model am I right? And while we are at it lets ignore 2 of her co-workers that are cunny with Nasa almost fitting the bill with how small and flat she is
I'm saying this for your sake, take your fucking meds but first fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out of.

>>27342751
She did karaoke and it was hours of samey ukulele songs

>Uncle Sam gets Pippa and Lumi
IT'S NOT FAIR

reading witcher with lumi would be cool

>lia releases tentative schedule
>more boring ib
god. damnit. why.

>>27343960
Ib is good, you have bad taste.

>>27343960
false alarm. one of the pics was last weeks lia schedule. phew.

>>27344009
the game is great, it is boring to watch,

>>27343960
>>27344009
IB is good but good game and good streaming game is not the same thing.

anon you dont have to be anonymous to spam pics of your autistic wife. go do it in her groomcord.

I envy Lumi, she seems so well-rounded and productive. Even though I've technically gotten my life together I'm still so fucking awkward and lazy

>>27344360
The power of strict parenting man

>>27340143
Extra soft

>people wanted her to play Dwarf Fortress
Lumichat is so cripplingly autistic sometimes.

>>27344745
That's going to drive her insane

>>27344956
Isn't that the best part?

i dont know why i am still listening to her babble after terribly boring karaoke stream she produced.
fuck sakana for sending all of his talents to the con and leaving us stuck with goldy for entertainment

>>27345249
>i dont know why i am still listening to her babble
because she's good at retention
congrats, you're tsundere

Femanon is still seething.

>>27345249
>he is still ignoring Tenma existing
Why do you anti her faggot-kun? Did she call you a fag once and now you have a eternal stigma against her?

>>27345249
Come here, 2view. I'll give you the correction you so desperately crave.

>karaoke was doing 200 ccv
>stops signing
>starts talking
>reaches 300+ ccv
take the hint, Lumi. Stop being such a try hard with your basic white girl songs and have some fun. You taking your singing that seriously is cringe

>>27344360
If she had her shit together that much she wouldn't constantly be late/have to delay her streams like she does.

>>27345676
basic white girl songs ARE fun

>>27341375
Jokes on you, I had an entire Pippa dream stream a few days ago. All I remember is that she was playing Final Fantasy 7 Remake (idle on a rant) and explained that she no longer liked My Little Pony because she found out it was created by Jews. Just straight up. It was a very entertaining, almost believable, Pippa stream, and did more to amend my pipkin deprivation than any of her <10 minute videos did.

>>27345676
it reached 300 because of a raid

an off-colab with lia, uruka, iori and yuri would be clutch tonight

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE PLUCKING
RATE THE CHATTERS
RATE THE SUGGESTIONS
RATE THE STREAM

>>27344889
based ASCII bullshit ant farm enjoyers

I really wish there were more streamers willing to do dwarf fortress tho, yes it filters a lot of people but once you understand it, it is incredibly addictive. Just use tilesets so people can understand what is going on, and don't go in blind yourself.

>>27346332
Nothing based about being horrifically autistic.

sell me on pippa bros. I haven't seen much of her but from what I have she looks really fun.

can any lia likers answer if lia ended up getting rid of her traditional bgm?

>>27346275
Started out nice and comfy but imo the singing got rather monotonous after a while. The zatsudan in the second half was pretty nice though

All in all, I rate this a solid ok/10

>>27346840
that was the old Lia
the new Lia isnt like the old Lia

>>27344889
looks like the steam version may come out this year which they made easier to play for the retards out there.

>>27346928
Swing and a miss.

>>27346702
Pippa is like heroin, once you get hooked there is no going back.

>>27347026
what the fuck are you talking about? What did I "swing" at and how did I miss? I was just saying that it'll be easier to get into the steam version and it'll have graphics that don't scare the average 12 year old twitch viewer away.

>>27346275
5/10.
Like I posted last thread: with only michan to worry about, she essentially has the entire weekend to herself, and she uses this golden opportunity to sing monotonous ukulele songs that all meld together; I couldn't tell you 1 song she sang and yet she played for like 2 hours.

I know she was going for "muh comfy" but nigga you're literally putting viewers to sleep. she should've done something wild and fun today knowing full well the phase fanbase are starved cause all the talent are at the con.

debuts when

>>27346275
I'm glad she does these from time to time, it's nice/10
need better suggestions/10

>>27346898
this makes me sad. is there a clip of what lia's new bgm sounds like?

>>27347315
Case in point.

posting this in hopes in comes true

>>27347910
Nigga just open a stream.

Pippa working hard for dat auschwitz bod

Anybody know of any techniques to artificially boost my schizophrenia? I am unable to mentally manifest Pippa in the detail and duration my heart requires. Techniques that do not leave lasting physical damage would be preferred as I need both hands, both eyes, and the nerves in between to masturbate.

>>27348578
it doesn't sound like lia has any music.

>>27348946
lucid dreaming

Goldylogs' stream left me unsatisfied. I would even take an Iori WOW stream right night. STINKY BUNNY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

>>27348946
browse /x/

>>27346275
She will stream HoMM3/10

>>27348946
Anon assuming you're not larping, schizophrenia is involuntary hallucunations, what you're doing is manifesting a tulpa. Look up info on that and stay safe, the deep ends of this rabbithole involve people's entire personalities being overtaken by their tulpa.

>>27349025
>>27349161
Thank you for the suggestions.
My personal experiences involving lucid dreaming left me unsatisfied due to exploring dreamscapes sexually aroused but unable to orgasm.
I feel it is important to clarify that although I need select parts of my body to masturbate, I will not be masturbating to Pippa. I require additional schizophrenical energy to manifest the distant reality where Pippa is happy and lives in a place that is clean and safe. Reaching such an improbable multiverse is currently impossible with my maximum cognitive abilities.

The more I learn about Lumi the less I understand her.

>>27348946
browse /x/ until you can summon a tulpa

>Pippers is eating out at a sit-down restaurant and complaining about being charged extra for cherry syrup in her coke
yeah that sounds like California

>>27349954
>>27348946
>schizophrenia
I don't that word means what you think it means

>>27349954
just use the morphogenetic field, bro

>>27349615
>>27350197
Thank you for bringing up the term 'Tulpa'. I recall hearing that word in passing long ago. Perhaps this is what my heart is looking for.

Sometimes I cannot tell where roles end and reality begins.

>>27349954
just wait for the merge, bro

>>27349954
Anon I'm 101% sure they were joking
Literally get on your meds as soon as you can

>>27350273
she could still be hunting. they serve cherry coke in the woods, bros.

>>27350373
My notes define schizophrenia as an impairment in perceiving reality, which can include:
Delusions (fixed, demonstrably false beliefs aka there are rabbits hiding in my room watching me)
Hallucinations (perception of stimuli that don't exist in reality aka there are rabbits crawling on my skin)
Disorganized thinking (coherence in logic aka if A=B, then B=C)
Detachment from reality (generalized)

I know that Pippa exists, but in an incomplete existence. Destroying the self-imposed shackles of my mind is the only way for her to be free.

Not a joke but I have a Lia and Iori tulpa. Whenever I jerk off the Lia tulpa berates me and tells me how pathetic my small cock is and laughs at it and claims she will only jerk me off just to see me cum like a little wimpy loser. While the Iori tulpa is more kinder, she is more aggressive in her own way, she pats my head and calls me a good boy and tells me my cock is just perfect for her. But she will tell me to do stuff like how when I'm grocery shopping I should be a good boy and whip out my cock for her and jerk off. I can't resist sometimes because of how cute her deerotic allure is and I find myself going into public restrooms and jerking off for Iori, the beads of sweat running down her face just get me going and I don't want to a disappoint her. She even lets me sniff her armpits sometimes too. My Lia Tulpa gets jealous if I spend too much time with Iori and she gets really bratty and demands more attention. I've seen them get into fights over my cock only for it to end with Iori pinning down Lia and getting her some deerfuta cock correction.

>>27351076
Most heterosexual Lia liker.

>>27351022
How many of those symptoms are a problem?

>>27351199
None of them are problems if the objective is to manifest a happy, clean, and healthy Pippa existence. If the reality I perceive does not contain the ideal pink rabbit, I reject that reality and replace it with my own.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1543389373001089025
Pippa not starting shit with bigger talents challenge Any%

>>27351022
All of those things are involuntary. You may want to day dream about Pippa but then you stub your toe on some furniture and suddenly you are on a 4 hour rant/mental breakdown about how the co-worker you really dislike must have sneaked into your house and slightly moved the furniture around to fuck you over.
Mental illness isn't some super power, that shit ruins your life.

In Hong Kong, you can fuck a pretty Asian prostitute for 70-100 USD. With this in mind, DancingCharmander deserves to fuck Lumi at least 67-95 times.

During Pippa break I have witnessed on /pcg/:
2 suicidal meltdowns
1 attempted schizophrenic tulpa summoning

In all honesty It's less than I expected, however, there are still two more days.

>>27351546
who is mikeneko? qrd?

>>27351739
I only saw one suicidal meltdown, could you please link them?

>>27351569
>Char
>W*men
The reason he has the cash he does in the first place is because women are a major resource drain he doesn't have in his life.

>>27347470
That would be difficult for her to do because she has no soul

>>27351739
The thread has been shockingly sane all things considered. The main source of schizophrenia has been 2views begging to be corrected.

Pippa's absence has pushed me towards my previous oshi. It's been over a week, it's not my fault.
Somebody tell me I'm not a whore. Please.

>>27346702
Pippa is one of the only two entertaining members of Phase Connect, the other being Tenma.

>>27351975
Shut up whore

>people can't take a couple of days off without a major meltie

>>27345676
To be fair though, singing is her only real talent.

>>27352001
Don't fall for Lumi's bait, she loves being called a whore

>Phase poaching talents before it was cool
>Yuri's card opening
>Yuri being told by the 8-ball that she will cause the final yab
>Kson and Mike debuting on Yuri's anniversary
This is all proof of Yuri using meme magic. She caused the shitstorm in the catalog.

>>27344360
She only "works" as hard as she does because she has an obsession with money. If you were as greedy as her, you'd probably be more motivated.

>>27352045
>meltie
You are a LONG way from home aren't you

>>27352206
based if true, to be honest

>>27352238

>>27351798

>>27208702
The other one way earlier in the week.

>>27352151
meme magic midget strikes again

>>27352206
I LOVE MY SLAVIC JEW OSHI

>>27351739
I read both of the suicidal meltdowns. I may have been the one to write one of them.
In the absence of external stimuli, humans create their own, but everything humans make contain pieces of their true selves.

>>27352566

the thread has honestly been very nice during pippkin's break. not nearly as bad as you faggots doomposted it would be.

>>27352714
I legitimately think some anons killed themselves, had a psychotic break or straight up started grooming their own Pippa on discord

>>27352898
agree, this is weird, usually just the 2 days off are enough to trigger the pipkin

>>27352714
>>27351926
>>27351739
It wasn't bad only because we had the biggest possible distraction in the extremely long-awaited gentoo unveiling.
I shudder to think what would have happened otherwise. Fishma- no, Sakana-sama truly cares about /pcg/ and wants us to be happy.

>>27352206
Eh, I wasn't really referring to the work motivation, moreso the other aspects of her life. For work there's half a dozen common different reasons why someone might be motivated to put in as many hours as possible

Been doing my lumi reps with her cyberlive debute. She's a fucking nerd but trustworthy

>>27351546
love this yabbit

>>27344360
Try "can't hurt me" by David goggins. He's very motivating and breaks down how to be productive and some toolsets he uses. Its helped me abit as a neet getting into running and bodyweight exercises and abit of self study though I still suck at studying.

rewatching the phasmophobis collab with pippa, lia, lumi, and yuri because it is the comfiest stream.
everybody but lia sounds so different.

>>27353643
i love that collab just because of how much fun they all had together.

>>27340284
>seething tenma
>uncanny michiru
>dont pipkin
>yuri phase sex reps yes revenue else pipipi
>janitors problem
>lia fun stream
>iori probably hard
>next scenario told heavy hug
>4channel rape betray
>noticed faggot
>model retard without bathroom hope streams hag content basically 1view rrats
>pippa please sleep
and a few others

am wondering how far along yuri is in the quest of finding out who in phase connect has the best braps?

>>27352898
>grooming their own Pippa on discord
If this was anywhere near possible, I would have already done it. Unfortunately there is only 1 rabbit.

>You must be exhausted after walking around the convention all day, Lia. Why don't you grab a quick shower then we can join Uruka and Yuri for dinner.
>What's wrong? I thought it would be faster if we showered together. It's a little tight in here, but you don't mind, do you? It's just us girls after all...
>You know, in Japan we use bar soap to massage sore muscles. You just gently glide it along the body getting in every crevice, pushing into those aching spots...shhh, don't fight it Lia, we both know how much you want this

Pippa come back

what are some contuber? (vtubers that are at a con right now)

>>27354535
shylily

>>27352332
You just hate me because I'm right and you know it.

>>27354535
I find everything about this post hilarious. From the obvious esl grammar, to the unnecessary creation of a new term.

Great job bud.

>>27354337
i cant wait for iori to come back but i hope shes having fun

Tenma is best girl.

lumi groomcord is either pipkin or makes me feel like i should actually learn something new
today it is the second

imisspippa

>>27354886
I find your post hilarious because he has been spamming that shit in every thread for the past 3 weeks

>>27355155
Thanks for the update anon! I'm really not sure who actually asked but I'll do my best to find them and let them know. Stay safe!

Tell me about Nasa. Is she really this sleepy or is that just lore?

pippa is too busy stretching out some fox ass and will be back after she empties her sack multiple times

>>27355706
The Pippenis isn't real, an-non.

>>27355834
>he doesn't know

>ywn share a bed with Lia after she just finished a big korean bbq dinner

>>27355834

>>27355013
not for a long fucking time

No one told me bear bros were absolute chads...

>>27356350
>manlet

Another day and nobody will take a good picture of Remi for me!
ARE YOU ALL GAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY?

luv lia
luv lumi
luv pippa
luv yuri

>>27355155
>i should actually learn something new
>today it is the second
lumi is honestly one of the few people who makes me go
>ya i should do shit because when i dont lumi and her discord piss me off because im not doing shit
always takes me a second to realize im not pissed at her or her fans though but me. Its fucking weird but i like it desu

>>27343258
Thats a good sign, might mean vtubers can finally be banned from that fucking shitstain on the internet.

>>27357677
>the reason Pippa and Lumi get along is because they're both groomers
>Lumi just doesn't do it intentionally

>>27357905
>>Lumi just doesn't do it intentionally
Hey if this is being groomed then groom the fuck away. I haven't been this motivated since highschool and it doesnt feel like the fake it to you make it shit it feels like im doing something.

So how old is Lumi? She at least 25?

>tfw like all of phase connect
>tfw like tsunderia
>tfw small corpo comfy

>>27358200
2 billion and a year.

>>27357054
Thanks you fellow angle enjoyer!

>>27356350
Yeah, Lia is a chad

>>27356350
i saw his twitter post, he's got the fucking short shorts made but he isnt wearing them because hes a COWARD

>>27358352
our whole lumiverse was in a hot, dense state...

This woman is a fucking nerd

>>27352898
It makes sense if you recall all the trauma dumps during her anniversary

Nobody killed themselves, had you done your reps we are not allowed to.

>>27359326
There's always a dishonest faggot who thinks the rules don't apply.

>>27359508
Then the rest of us must redouble our efforts, life is suffering and the suffering is good.

>>27351866
>women are a major resource drain
>he doesn't have in his life
>guy who donates tons of money to a woman
>he doesn't have in his life

Women really arent expensive unless you did something stupid like date in a tax bracket above you.

Y'know, I think Yuri is pretty cute.

Do you think they have talked about us while on vacation?

>>27360074
She is pretty cute

>>27360097
>us
Me? Maybe. I know they didn't talk about you because you're a clingy faggot.

>>27360097
>Do you think they have talked about us while on vacation?
Yuri popped in around noon to call an anon a "bad boy" but otherwise I doubt they have. Im sure they are having fun and enjoying their time off

>>27360074
>gets to live all of our wild fetish dreams
Is this gods way of making it up to her for making her a leaf munchkin?

>>27360074
I THINK YURI SUCKS

>>27360365
yuri for thefinalrumble when?

>>27360365

>>27359806
I tried dating someone way out of my league once, got through a single date and just couldn't do it anymore
>I made a quarter of a million a year
>I have no friends and mainly hang out with my parents
>I am very uncaring and will probably love my cat more than you
>am looking for a stay-at-home dad to take care of the child we will have while I am the main breadwinner
I thought you know this won't be too bad, she's out of my league but it sounds like you literally just get to stay home and do nothing while she makes all the money
she's quite literally desperate for someone to put a baby in her so her life will be complete
first date she chose the place every fucking meal started at $25 and up and she looked like she was at least 60 despite being 36
dinner wasn't even that good and she spent the entire date just bitching about coworkers
>so tell me about yourself anon
>well I-
>you know that reminds me of what my boss did the other day she's such a nasty bitch

>>27360459
>I tried dating someone way out of my league once, got through a single date and just couldn't do it anymore
My experience was different, she felt like from an entirely different culture and when I wasnt suddenly having fun she got mad and said i was insecure about her being smarter and all that. I got to date two before I said fuck it this isnt fun at all.
>she was at least 60 despite being 36
OH YES im glad lumi fucking exercises and takes care of herself because most workaholic rich girls i have met look like old beef jerky.

>>27360097
>go on vacation
>meet your friends for the first time in real life
>huge convention to explore
>TEE HEE GIRLS LETS TALK ABOUT THOSE SILLY ANONS
bruh

>>27360853
>implying we don't live rent free in their heads
How new? Not even holos are safe from /vt/ derangement syndrome.
I feel sorry for Iori who has to listen to their insane ramblings.

>>27360853
its a proven fact antis live in yuris head rent free

>>27360097
This gets asked every single thread.

>>27360853
it's not like it's a vacation among high school friends who are catching up on old times.

this is a business trip and the sole reason they are going is because of vtubing. vtubing is why they even know each other. chances are at least one of them is gonna talk about their fanbase etc etc

>still no Pippa birthday merch
I think the Fishman scammed me guys.

>>27361293
you tried contacting him about it?

>>27361293
go to anime expo and send complaints (while picking up your dakimakura)
no refunds

>>27360097
Yuri may mention me. I frequently send her maro's telling her I'm going to rape her irl.

>>27361079
You're projecting in a very pathetic way.
>How new?
How retarded?

>>27360097
I would say there is a decent shot Yuri/Lia bring up their schizo's from here to each other.

Iori slept with your oshi before you did

How hard is it to learn japanese? Like how many years do i need to understand michiru and nasa

>>27361475
I bless this union.

>>27361277
>and the sole reason they are going is because of vtubing.
That's over and underselling it at the same time. There's no real reason to travel due to vtubing.

>>27361702
1 year. 8 months if you crunch hard.

>>27361908
Fuuuuck

>>27361834
No no I’m not meaning they went there to actually vtube. Their business is being a chuuba and their company paid for them to be there. It’s not like they that sat down and planned a trip by themselves on their own time and money. They are there because it’s a business trip

>>27361409
>Everything I'm too new to know is projection
Based head-in-the-sand newnigger

>>27362017
What the fuck are you talking? Are there any streams I am missing?

>i wonder if they are thinking of us
they are thinking "damn yuri got a sweet sweet ass"

>>27361702
there's a reason memes like these exist, but they say if you can learn english every other language is a cake walk

>>27362141
anon I think you are lost or retarded. Or both.

>>27361908
>>27362257
i dont think lust is enough for me to chase the dream.

>>27362017
You're not understanding my point. Yes they're going to call in from location, no they don't *have* to be on location.

>>27361702
Even if you start now, there's still a years worth of content, lore and in-jokes for you to catch up on.

>>27362706
…I never said they had to be on location.

>>27361293
My small, but treasured, consoomerism shelf will NEVER be sullied by one of fishman's cheap ass acrylic stands. My one Pippa or !Pippa thing will need to be of value if it is to take up my limited space.

Just like sell pic related, mark up the price, and call it Official Phase Connect(tm) Bird Prisoner Plush and you'll make bank. I though fishman was supposed to be good at business, but only Pippa knows what the customers want.

>>27362970
She does want to do merch for !pippa if you dont know but she wants to make sure she can afford it first incase she doesnt hit the preorder requirement. I want one too

>>27362854
Then what are you trying to prove?
You said "the sole reason they're going is because of vtubing" and that it's "a business trip".
That is only correct in the most technical sense in that they met because of vtubing and are going to do a small amount of work during it.
It's not a business trip.
It's a company retreat.

>>27340284
The word nigger isn’t in the word cloud and I use it at least five times per thread.

>>27363401
>That is only correct in the most technical sense in that they met because of vtubing and are going to do a small amount of work during it.
yes, anon, that is EXACTLY what I meant, plus:
>their company paid for them to be there. It’s not like they that sat down and planned a trip by themselves on their own time and money

you can be pedantic say it's "well, technically actually it's not a business trip, it's actually _____, ok?"
that's neat.
my point is, they are only gathered in a hotel room in California right now because they are vtubers and their vtubing company they all work for has paid for them to be there.

>>27363481
better use it more then

one day I hope the word goldylogs is right in the middle of the word cloud

Who do we blame for Uruka turning out so sexual?

>>27364239
Her parents

how you guys holding up only 2 days before our shitposting rabbit returns

>>27362141
>>27362706
Team building exercises are part of the job. At least pretend to know basic things before you act smug like that.

>>27362257
>they say if you can learn english every other language is a cake walk
They being EOPs who have never touched another language in their lives.

>>27364282
I don’t watch Pippa, so I don’t care.

>>27363401
>It's not a business trip.
>It's a company retreat.
What the fuck is this take?
Anon, the work is the reason why they are there. Company retreats are about fun or teambuilding and NOT work. The amount of work is debatable, but they have an AX booth, and they went to AX to do vtuber-at-AX things. They would not be there if not for AX.
You can still see the sights during the downtime of your business trip, but the keyword there is "downtime". There's work to be done, and that's non-negotiable. The amount of work is irrelevant, after all they don't do a lot of work anyways.
Furthermore, almost no guests technically HAVE to go to cons in this day and age, so vtubers aren't unique in this regard.

>>27364282
I feel like shit

>>27364168
It would require a lot of astroturfing to get goldylogs in the center of the word cloud. In fact you would have to refer to goldylogs as goldylogs every single time anyone was to mention goldylogs. Not only that but typing out goldylogs takes a lot of work, imagine typing out goldylogs every time you wanted to refer to goldylogs, it would be almost impossible to hold a discussion about goldylogs. Sadly this means that goldylogs will never get to the center of the word cloud. Tough luck, goldylogs.

>>27364282
I'm not going to make it

>>27363273
There isn't a lot of !Pippa merch, but it's already a thing.

>>27364282
I FUCKING MISS PIPPA!!!

>>27364282
I will endure!

>>27364282
I'm holding up surprisingly well, I only felt vaguely sad at the beginning, I've been playing vidya and doing my reps using the app Pippa talked about. I'm much less emotionally reliant on Pippa than I thought. I still miss her a lot though.

>>27364567
What does vtuber-at-AX even mean? The only thing vtubers should as part of their job description is to not be seen at cons.

>>27364689
>It would require a lot of astroturfing to get goldylogs in the center of the word cloud. In fact you would have to refer to goldylogs as goldylogs every single time anyone was to mention goldylogs. Not only that but typing out goldylogs takes a lot of work, imagine typing out goldylogs every time you wanted to refer to goldylogs, it would be almost impossible to hold a discussion about goldylogs. Sadly this means that goldylogs will never get to the center of the word cloud. Tough luck, goldylogs.
fair enough. while i think it would be funny to see goldylogs in the middle of the cloud, I know it's too big of a goal. how about if instead of goldylogs being the middle, goldylogs gets positioned right underneath the big middle word? or maybe goldylogs would be ontop of it? or goldylogs to left? or goldylogs to the right? really, any of those prominent spots saying goldylogs would be sufficient.

the best chance for goldylogs to be in the middle was probably the original goldylogs thread where goldylogs posting originated and there were goldylogs pastas and goldylogs pics being made. i'm unsure when exactly the goldylogs thread happened, so i don't think it's traceable to figure out if goldylogs would, have in fact, been the top word in the world cloud for that thread.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1543440731670544385
shitposting

>>27365528
cute Michi!

>>27365528
>they cancelled
okay

>>27365343
It means something very stupid. Sometimes they will do live performances (obviously hidden behind a curtain or whatever) as their normal avatars.
Don't even ask me what the point is, when they can just use the internet but despite this, for some reason, the fact that they're there "in person" is special to a lot of fans.
But yes, this is why they all announce that they'll be there "in person". It's a weird con tradition that carried over to vtubers too.
Again, this also applies to non-vtubers.

I miss Lia
I really miss Lia
I really really miss Lia

>>27365955
I need to hear that thick valley girl accent again...

>>27365955
I miss Lia so I do cocaine

>>27363855
Business trips can be fun and almost like a vacation.

>>27352898
no anon truth is im undergoing a sigma grindset ark and dont have time to shitpost

>>27365356
>>27364689
Why not just spam walls of text like the unfunny retard you are?

When did Yuri become a vtweeter?

>>27364689
Niggers will get to the center first because niggers are everywhere ruining everything like niggers. Did you see all the niggers in the pictures of AX? Where did these niggers come from? DBZ has been off the air for ten years. How are niggers still getting into anime now?

say hello to the third Phase Invader

>>27366286
unironically words like "niggers" and "goldylogs" are filtered out by word cloud.

>>27366355
who is ppp?

>>27366361
Sounds like something a nigger would do.

who do you think is partying down at the bar and who is already up in their room? it's 9pm there

>>27366448
no one truly knows, but supposedly he's the head honcho at Tsunderia and the cause of all their past and present woes

>>27361702
my younger brother taught himself japanese. started with wanikani to learn kana/kanji/vocab, then branched out to different sources to do grammer and reading reps. Just do reps, 10 minutes a day minimum.

>>27366355
Newfag /here/, who's ppp?

>>27366448
The guy not running Tsunderia.

>>27366448
I've heard he's just a manager, I've heard he's the CEO, I've heard he's just some guy who has been there since the beginning, I don't think even /tsun/ actually know who he is or what his role is in the company.

>>27366355
there is only 1 seat left on the lifeboat, and it belongs to Chuunifuji Lisa.
MAYBE Amiya can sit on someone's lap. But other than those 2, fuck off we're full.

>>27366355
fishman already making plans for the buyout

>>27366551
Everyone in phase except Sakana because he's probably busy being seduced my slugma's tits.

>>27366189
Because writing is an art form. Throughout history writers have challenged themselves to create great works with words, like the Japanese limiting their syllables to create great Haiku poetry. Me, I challenge myself to involve goldylogs in all of my shitposts, and that my work might be appreciated by onlookers, and possibly even goldylogs herself.

>>27366361
Fuck, really? I still have no regrets, I do this all for the benefit and furthering of goldylogs career.

>>27366551
I think Yuri is probably up in the hotel room alone and scared.
Lia is probably making out with Lisa or Iori.

>>27366448
He is the man not packing out merch right now. Pls I just want my urara stand

>>27366926
>Fuck, really?
Nah, it was a joke. Maybe nigger is filtered, but there would be no reason for Goldylogs. What does Goldylogs even mean to other people outside of this thread? Goldylogs = golden pieces of wood?

>>27366995
Lia, Lisa, and Iori having a threesome with Yuri watching and rubbing her fat puss

>>27366250
because she's on a trip? away from stream? what else do you expect her to do

>>27366895
Slugma really is a revolting human being but she has astounding tits.

>>27366995
this isn't Lia's first con. Lia knows the score and she is 100% getting some action. yuri being overwhelmed might be a good call I think she said this was her first time traveling without her parents.

>>27366840
>buy them out
>immediately graduate the males and the SEAs
>make an offer to miori and yuuna to come back maybe kana
>Aetheria show up at the fish's doorstep with a bottle of wine and some lube hoping to make a deal

>>27366361
Based. Fuck these underage retards.

>>27366926
>lmao how about we shit up the the thread to ruin something vaguely entertaining????
>art form
I hope you and your family dies

>>27367350
chill, anon.
we're all just trying to cope as all of our oshis abandoned us

>>27367398
>we
Nah, you're just being an annoying faggot as usual.

>>27367398
Speak for yourself. My oshi is live tweeting boob fondling and lesbian pillowfights.

>>27367274
what about prism and kawaii?

>>27366551
>Lia is downstairs drinking and smooching other chuubas
>Uruka is drinking, but standing against the wall awkwardly watching and she texts brother bear
>Iori is spiking dinks and forming an IRL one-night guild
>Yuri has been kidnapped and the rest fo the group won't notice until the morning

>>27367160
Miori is there too, asking if she can join

speaking of goldylogs, why did she not go?
she should have had the days off it's 4th of july weekend + she's on the west coast right now.
does she just hate her co-workers?

>>27367398
Fuck off retard. If all retards like you would die the board quality would improve by like 1000%.

>>27367599
Kawaii is a money pit owned by a rich man who has really dove head first into the whole vtubing thing. What they need most of all is someone to get their name out there instead of turning the girls into idols when some of them really cant sing or dance. I don't know how they would go about doing that, but they really need some form of advertising.
Prism is owned by Sony now, there is no saving them. A shame too because they have some great talents. Also I imagine if the girls renew for a year they'll add a "if you graduate every girl does" clause to their contract so they won't leave. Then once Sony get bored they'll just leave them all to wither and move onto the next project.

>>27367799
she's so busy though :/

>>27368265
Hopefully Prism can be one of those legacy projects that gets a rubber stamped budget but no actual oversight.

ousted

>her first stream after the hiatus will be about fat retards posing next to anime cutouts and browsing some garbage twitter tag
It hurts so much

>>27369156
go back

>>27369440
The offkai shit was so bad
I genuinely hope she doesnt do this

>>27369440
She'll be talking about them (and not you) because they are successful enough to have the cash to burn and socially inept enough to go to shit like this. Of course she's highlighting them - if you had anything worthwhile to offer you'd get the same treatment.

>>27369957
it is cringe, but it also helps numbers when you say you get to be on her stream

I wonder who's panties will get stolen tonight. Iori and Lia are looking to add to their collection.

>>27369156
go back tranny

Lia is apparently drunk as fuck right now and brapping up a storm.

>>27369156
I don't get it. What am I even supposed to get out of this?

>>27370277
They'll get them back when they install WoW and join the guild.

>>27370245
Anon has less to offer to society than this. lol

>>27370245
Yeah I understand that the pay pigs have to be appeased from time to time, it's still shit content though. I really hope she powers through the tag and then talks to the other girls about their trip.

>>27369156
>HololiveSaved/PCG/
What retard would make this their discord name.

>>27370574
The only real answer.

>>27370721
He bought the daki. He’ll get mentioned by Pippa for the second time, anon will still be mentioned zero times.

>>27370915
Is that you?

>>27370768
His name used to be hololiveruined/jp/

>>27370245
oof i guess its slightly uphill and then downhill from here.

Cat news: Yuri is having fun

>>27371873

mmmmmm, rubbing belly

>>27371833
This guy is an actual headcase, text book groomcord creep. Everytime hes in discord he says weird ass shit. he's also carl

Lumi you know what you did
No forgiveness now
Coming to get revenge bitch

Whore

>>27372330
Wow more shit nobody cares about. Thanks for letting us know.

>>27372478
this sounds like a pajeet wrote it lol
>son of bastard bitch I come for revenge now whore show breast madam

>>27372528
It’s important to keep track of the groomers because they are the ones who will inevitably be found wearing your oshis as skinsuits.

>>27372967
I trust in Pippa to shoot first ask later.

>>27372051
I've missed you!

>>27372478
>>27372819
>it's noon in India
kek Lumi what did you do to attract these people

lumi liar lol

>>27372819
Based

>>27364282
>how you guys holding up only 2 days before our shitposting rabbit returns
Holding up pretty ok. Been watching older stuff, trying to get a D&D campaign going and overall just been keeping productive.
Though I did pick up Valorant so I'm not fully okay.

anyone else think all the girls should have gay sex?

>>27374548
I... literally just pressed the install button on Valorant 1 minute before you posted this...

Die /u/niggers

>>27366355
>PPP is a non-drinker
...that explains so fucking much.

>>27374610
Who's to say they haven't already?

>>27374548
>get a D&D campaign going
Do you play online or with a local group?

>>27366758
>tsun has strange men hanging around as "staff" with no actual job duties
explains a lot

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1543482180340518914
pippa you are embarrassing yourself further
stop

>>27374610
Only if I'm involved

>>27374637
...we're so fucked up.
>>27374772
Online. IRL the only option's Shadowrun and I really cba to deal with Shadowrun.
>>27374861
Their pink rat loli left because of that and the attentionwhore ritualposter is still having conniptions over it to this day.

>>27374998
>cba to deal with Shadowrun
understandable

>>27374998
who is the attenwhore ritualposter?

>>27364282
Im over it.

>>27374861
ended up finding a google doc from a Q&A they did
>11:50 Q: How many people work behind the scenes at Tsunderia? Are future positions going to open soon?
>A: The current list of people working at Tsunderia goes as follows: PPP (company CEO/President), S-Train (CCO/"Talent Manager"), Char (PPP's alarm clock), and one other person whose name is not stated (Marketing). (excerpted from S-Train)
"Expansion is something we're going to need to do in the near future. There are a few 'wishlist positions' that we're going to need to fill, like video editors; we're looking at possibly adding in-house illustrators ... but those are still a ways down the line." (S-train)

>>27372330
Most of the groomcord can be described as this, idk why you single this faggot out.

>>27374938
the numbers got to her head long ago

>>27375210
(You), more likely than not.
She's addicted to getting shouted out.
>>27375141
My brother took fucking 5 hours for a charsheet last time. Fuck. That.

>>27375596
nah that ain't me, I've never watched any tsunderia except Lisa's collabs with Pippa. I just like hearing drama about these weird small corpos.

>im having a parasocial relationship with an anon on /pcg/
>im actually, unironically this lonely
Finally, suicide is realistically on the table.
How is your day going guys?

>>27375596
5 hours for earlier DND versions or for Pathfinder is pretty normal. Depending on the level.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1543487017962594305
Pippa go the fuck to bed.

>>27376310
The booth is still empty by the way. The convention is so full that they cannot let any more people in yet nobody goes to the phase one
Really hope this was worth it setting it up in the literal janny corner of the convention Fishman.

>>27359063
hate this star whore

>>27376526
Feminine hands with chipped nail polish typed this post.

>>27376513
>The convention is so full that they cannot let any more people
That is normal for AX. It's the first truly big nerd event after memeflu so that's gonna make it extra big.
> Really hope this was worth it setting it up in the literal janny corner of the convention Fishman.
Showing up at a con is the corporate version of volunteer hours except you can't as easily lie about it. Just showing up makes it worth it.

New thread
>>27376964

>>27376513
He gets to give his staff a free paid vacation and they love him for it. He gets to write it off as a business expense. He gets to "network"
All in all its probably great for him.

I literally cant even find their booth
Am I getting trolled and they dont even have one or did they steal(rent) it from another company because if thats the case goddamn fishman this is pathetic
https://ax2022.mapyourshow.com/8_0/floorplan/

>>27377644
They're not in the main hall
They're literally at the place where the janitors are

>>27377644
They are in the entertainment hall
https://www.anime-expo.org/2022/06/21/go-to-entertainment-hall-at-ax2022/