/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

charzu cat

I WILL bring Awuwu back...

>>27361669

>>27361826
Are you in need of more sacrifices? I may have just the thing for you soon...

Anal sex with Reina. Delicious breakfast with Nami. Spiteful neglecting of Charzu.

cat charzu

>>27361918
We all know that Nami doesn't eat breakfast though.

>>27360589
I wonder if she secretly does wear fancy lingerie underneath her hikki rags. to feel more feminine. and imagining how crazy people would go if they knew.

Imoutowife Charzu....

>>27361996
She eats my semen for the protein

Is Charzu a total femcel or has she felt the sensation of being cummed inside?

>>27361669
Rape
>>27361928
Also rape
>>27362415
Again, rape

>>27363086
Charzu is my pure femcel idol sister

>>27363086
I cum inside Charzu every night against her will.

>>27363086
none of them are vigins

>>27363111

I love my wife Lua who will be reading me wholesome stories in a half hour but in the meantime I am watching her fellow Chinese birb Petra spill eggshells on the floor

>>27363086
She's a femcel who hates herself. She needs to be deported

I want to break into Charzu's house and make her feel unsafe.

>>27363211

>>27363223
I took Nami's virginity personally

I wanna know how high Reina's voice can get during sex. Can she shatter the windows?

>>27363356
The tears only make me harder, therefore, rape.

>Reina pantsu
>Lotte pantsu
Will coleknights get mad if I post Isla members only pantsu?

>>27363726
This but Charzu

>>27363831
PLEASE DO.

>>27363726
She will first drain you for all of your semen for nutrition, then use you as a tool to cum herself only to scream so high it will shatter your eardrums leaving you deaf and bleeding profusely.

Charzu is nasty and not sexual in the slightest. I am not interested in seeing Charzu's pantsu or imagining Charzu during sex

hey retard and your fat links

Charzu would make a terrible President. I'm writing in Aruru Gray for President

>>27363874

>>27364209
Oh my god Isla..... This is as bad as her cooking

>>27363874
Here.

>>27364256
Official mashu mama

>>27364302
Naaaah dude there's no way. Now I'm diamonds.

>>27364136
Puppeting Arurus corpse like in Weekend at Bernie's...

>>27364414
That's Neena anon.

Charzu did a tier list of all of the US states? She doesn't care about opsec anymore?

I love my wife Lua who is reading stories in less than 10 min to practice for reading our children to sleep https://youtu.be/-PHVw3EPa9c

Rape

Isla celebrating 32k/releasing her new cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClkaO7tQYY

When I return to the White House, my first executive order will be to deport Charzu and strip her of her citizen ship. You have to go back!

Birb LOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHVw3EPa9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHVw3EPa9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHVw3EPa9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHVw3EPa9c

>>27365243
Rape

I love my Bony Baba Wife Lua whose hands are looking extra bony today

You know what? I've decided Charzu's voice ruins everything. I'm trying to watch this Charzu Nene collab and I can't

>>27364791
I dont watch her so I didnt know

Isla is extra cute this stream.

>>27365894

>>27367175
Extra rape

I want Lua to read me her erotic fan fiction

>>27367175
Mocking Charzu for her repulsive voice

>>27367497
I bet Lua could make me cum with only her voice if she went full power

its cute that lua thinks these stories are creepy.

None of these girls better queue casual in CSGO cause I will drop mad bombs on them no cap. I can drop 7 kills by only awping quad on cache

Islabros... That gargling sound...

I love my wife Lua who has been cursed with 20 more gift memberships although to mdem's credit it was not him this time

are the stories actually scary or lua's story telling and ambience on point?

>I'll be your ghost

>>27368959
The ambiance is helping but I think her tone of tons of voice helps make it seem more believable

>>27368974

>>27368959
The story she just finished a few min ago was pretty good but the ambiance fell a bit short because she couldn't pound on her door to shock us lol, she had to settle for tapping her desk with her knuckles or something

I love my wife Lua who says homocide instead of homicide lmao

You're still here in my heart. I'll always love you.

>>27369438
Anon...It's time to move on.

I love my ESL wife Lua who says treech-rous

>>27369470
There is no moving on. There's only carrying her burden

>>27369438

I love my wife Lua whose efforts to appeal to today's youth include today's scary story stream to take some heat off of Shee who will no longer have to suffer alone

>>27369750
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP. FUCK WAGIE JOBS

I love my ESL wife Lua who says la-RYNX

>>27369625
And her rotten corpse

Actually I changed my mind Shee please come take these children back

I love my wife Lua who is ignoring this backrooms child

I love my wife Lua who says Win-CHES-ter

>>27370397
How about we find a way to funnel all kids from all streams into hers? That way she can be the babysitter and we can enjoy streams without kids!

>>27370039
You could've saved her...

>>27371197
>could've
You still can. You just need to know where to look, and how long to wait.
Keep believing.

You cant post Nami's panties because she's still wearing the same old pair she put on Monday!

>>27371379
Don't do that. Don't give us hope where none exists.

RAPE

>>27363950
hot

When is Charlotte going to try to unionize Kawaii?
https://twitter.com/charsuzu_kawaii/status/1543466972372865025

I love my wife Lua who says o-cure-ence

I love my wife Lua who says CON-sent

I love my wife Lua who can't help herself when it comes to gross stories

>>27364327
Leaking members only, anon you disgust me.

I see your Aruruposting and raise you Hana's ass.

lua was anally penetrated...

I love my wife Lua who got her virginity taken by a pole for badminton nets

>>27375455
Which was me btw

>>27373036
staff are going to hire a union-buster to beat the shit out of Charzu...

plot aside, the way redditors write stories fills me with such unreasonable disgust, I want to slap them

>>27375663
Yeah, me. Except I've been tasked with raping her too. Once she's pregnant, she'll have to drop her other job to care for the baby, meaning she'll be forced to work from home for Kawaii. Then, stuck with them, she loses all bargaining power, and is nothing but a pet.

>>27376050
>Pet
Anon, she should be an onahole. Pets are actually useful for something else.

>>27376402
thanks isla poster

lua uses rosemi's ending music and it still hurts every time i hear it.

>>27376480
no problem.

>>27376531
why?

what the actual fuck is isla doing

>>27368881
That's ok, I'll gift her 100 later this month.

Her face when you show her your boiled bread.

I love my wife Lua who raided Isla

>>27369205
Why is this hagbird so fucking sexy

3rd original song let's go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClkaO7tQYY
isla hates getting donos from coleknights

Isla was really cute today

I respect the effort Islaposters are putting in these days

Isla deserves to be center

>when you raise the flag for isla's route

>>27378218
is there supposed to be a timestamp?

I love my wife Lua whose schedule is going up soon

>>27379377
I posted that at the very end of the stream

I love my wife Lua whose schedule is up https://twitter.com/LuaAsuka_kawaii/status/1543503694431682561

Does Lua like Hololive or only Niji?

>>27380136
She likes me

birb was cute tonight

>>27380136
She's a fujo. Make your deductions.

>>27383887
Well tbf so is Nami.

>>27383913
I like how both of them denied it at the beginning but they just can't hide it.

>>27380136
The only big corpo I've heard Lua mention is Petra

>>27383913
All my favorite chuubas have been fujos, for some reason. It's like a seal of quality to me at this point.

My sister-wife-in-law is streaming again in 10 minutes - https://youtu.be/bfxO7-ZX5qA

I hate dead hours so much

>>27386286
I'm kind of used to it by now. I've just been catching up on Nami vods while playing Elden Ring. Kinda comfy just listening to her talk as I explore around and hit people.

I still can’t cope with *****’s model being gone forever, I loved that design so fucking much, it appealed to me more than anyone else in Kawaii
Why did it have to go to that aussie whore?

I am once again asking gen 3 not to waste any models

I am once again asking the thread to not die.

>>27369438
>>27369625
I wonder what happens if every Wuwu image gets posted in a single thread

>>27386286
Play Marathon during dead hours. 3 free games. I also recommend TimeShift. Paid, but cheap. Just refund it if you don't like it before the time limit is up - or does Steam not do that anymore?

>>27385579
Has Nami rigged the little hero on her shoulder? I think Nene's little mascot is the first she's done, no?

>>27388141
It didn't really move all that well. One of the few models I've ever encountered that comes off as substantially awkward to me.

>>27391760
the heroji is rigged

>>27391760
She did the heroji first https://youtu.be/DrQglRUbS5w

>>27391991
https://youtu.be/s7zKMlL5wdQ

>>27391962
>>27391991
>>27392066
Thanks, this'll be fun.

Nene mafia stream going live soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5kYEIkpoo

>>27390203
She'll return. Maybe.
Possibly.
Probably not.
Yeah, nah. Never mind. It won't do anything.

>>27393254
What would it take for Nene to go double full time and stream 16 hours a day to prevent dead hours?

>>27393713
Giving up her idol dreams and transitioning into becoming a full-time streamer exclusively.

>>27393713
just wait for gen 3 there's a chance they fill dead hours

>>27394104
>instead streams at the exact same hours as everyone else

>>27393713
You have to be a super supportive boyfriend who'll actually keep her in a state where she can take that. Lots of embraces, massages, and ability to make delicious meals that are also good for energy. Good luck, Anon.

>>27393254
I like the title

>>27394241
I accept these terms.

>>27393621
She was most likely too scared to even talk to management about leaving, despite this being the least blackest company and management being extremely lenient in most cases from what the other talents heard. She definitely would not want to come back if the prospect of being an idol that had to actually go on stage was in the mix. I want to be wrong though, I miss the catbro and hope that maybe somehow the stars align and she gets the courage to come back and management gives her a second chance.

>>27394297
That's the spirit

Nene.... make me an offer I can't refuse

>>27393713
Gen 3 will have an Australia/EU timeslot filler.

What sort of gap in content do you want to see filled by the Gen 3 girls? Games, types of streams, etc…

I'm back from my ban so expect Nene posting to go up by about 200%

>>27394767
>Australia
I'd only be ok with this if we got a musically inclined Chinese colonist hag instead of another convict. But like... unless she were a hikki with a fittingly degen sleep schedule this wouldn't fill dead hours since Australia ranges from 1 hr behind Tokyo, to 1 hr ahead of it.

>>27395854
None of the gen 3 silouhettes look like birds so no Chinese kouhai for Lua

>>27394840
a retro gamer
a jrpg gamer
an artist

>>27395854
The biggest dead hour is actually prime time jp anyway but no girl in kawaii jp/aussie streams on prime time jp. It is understandable as that is not a good hour for number for an English stream as it would be in the dead of the night in America. Nami/shee does cover morning/early afternoon America hour sometimes but it is probably easiest to find an American girl with free time in the day to cover that unless you find an EU girl.

>>27393713
Don't kill her please.

I don't think Nene can get 300 CCV in a non-ASMR stream, she can barely go over 200 as of now

>>27394840
combination of FPS, marshmallows/zatsudans and asmr. Mainly FPS since I miss my gamer cat

>>27397426
RAPE

>>27394840
RTS or VR games once or twice a week would be cool if one of them is into either

>>27397426
I thought I somehow opened an atelier thread on /v/ when I saw the thumbnail

>>27397502
> you get your fps chuuba
> she's addicted to apex

Nami knows how to open wounds I didn't know I had

Nene is going to be stuck here for a while:
- the second timer when you bring back the car is thight and the car drive even more badly
- the race is HARD.

>>27397648
Your comment reminded me of the first time I learned about Production Kawaii.

>>27399686
Did koshita pit charzu up for debut first? Lmao what was he thinking?

>>27399686
He's not wrong, Charzu fits perfectly though.

>>27399857
No, Charzu was fourth. Reina was the first one to debut which is equally confusing.

>>27400079
> someone keep up with kawaii announcement for debut
> check out the first debut
> Reina blows out their ears with her mic set up

Refuse to speak to friends about this because I care about possible anonymity. Also sage for journalposting but if I don't talk about it I'll drive myself insane. My audition videos all got multiple views and that has me feeling very cope that I will get an email back at least... Not the same GFE femanon who was posting before, just someone who likes Kawaii a lot and wants in and wont waste a model. I just want to be in the same corpo with Nene and Nami anons..

>>27400378
I thought is was gonna be about THE RIGGING

>>27400079
I remember that audio imbalance like it was yesterday

>>27400641
There are 6 staff including Koshita iirc. Don't post viewcount though.

>>27400641
Please graduate 3 months in solely to continue the trend and then reincarnate immediately
The torch must be passed along

>>27401046
5 staff
Koshita
Kaolin (my wife)
Raizo
Furi-chan (my other wife)
Benji

>>27400641
Expect multiple views because the staff may rewatch multiple times on their own and in meetings. It's not a sure sign of anything but best of luck to you.

>>27401331
Thanks Nami

>>27398325
Many Moons at McDonald's... to Nami it can be to FNAF what HoloCure is to VS in her eyes.

you will fall in love with a gen 3 girl and betray your oshi

>>27402149
Not happening

>>27400641

>>27396757
My wife can do anything she puts her mind to

>>27402149
>oshi
lol

>>27402149
Fool, I possess the incredible power of not having an oshi and just being a whore that watches whoever is doing something interesting

Nene... This isn't mario kart.

>>27402149
Unlikely. I doubt any of them will be as GFE as Nene.

>>27400641
which of the models do you have your eye on?

>>27402149
>not being a hako-oshi

>>27402149
Nami is the only VTuber I watch, so unlikely.

>>27401046
>>27401253
I am thankfully not that retarded. Thank you for this info however!!

>>27402149
But anon, my far left future hag wife is already my oshi

>>27402979
in b4 she's a zoomer

>>27400641
Play FPS anon. I need someone to fill the empty spot left by Aruru and even her. But not Apex; Isla already does that enough. Also, don’t be a stubborn bitch. We have enough of that as it is

>>27402149
Lucky for me, I have more than one oshi anon.

>>27402149
If there is a GFE like Nene but with a deeper sexy voice then maybe

>>27403176
Whore.

>>27398325
I don't remember he pirate or the scientist thing...

>>27401331
Thanks for the info anon. I've gotten a good number of direct views and I'm not dumb enough to give anyone else the link so I'll cope with the next week by assuming it's a good thing.

>>27403667
If you get in, be sure to take good care of your opsec. Only acknowledge /here/ to call out hornyposting.

>>27403667
Said it before but if you get in, give us a sign once u debut. Like a subtle inside joke or something like that. Good luck anon

I like working alongside Nami when she does her drawing/Live2D streams, more please

>>27403667
>>27403873
Talk about how much Nene's Hairloops inspire you

>>27404013
She want to do all the kawaii mascots. So you have at least 10 more streams. (not counting gen 3)

>130k
Nene grows closer to her second outfit.

I love my wife Lua who noticed some dust in my hair while we were in bed together and brushed it off for me

>>27404447
>130k
but at which cost?

god I wish Nene would punch me in a back alley

>>27404447
I hope her 3rd is less "cosplay' like and maybe something like the formal outfits holomyth got. With a plunging V-neck

>>27404013
Do you also do art?

>>27404472
Tulpanon...

>>27402149
Lua is pretty unique and I doubt there will be another chuuba that's also an OL in her mid to late 30's that is still cute enough for GFE but also freaky enough to indulge people's fetishes.

>>27405746
yeah

>>27406635

>>27405703
It’s gonna show a lot of skin

>>27405703
If I recall correctly, she said she was planning for it to show off a beauty mark on her hip

>>27407414
praying for more thighs

>>27406014
I feel like a lot of fujos would actually fit that, the problem is that they would lack the pure sexo voice.

>>27400641
I like how I’m called GFEanon here, lol but hello!
Interesting that someone else is getting lots of views on their audition videos, mine are on the double digits. I saw someone in my last thread to not post the link publicly and I didn’t get to respond to them to say the link is only accessible by the company which confirms all those views that the videos get just about every day are only from the company.
I know you’re pain though, I keep wondering why my videos keep getting views? If I had no chance they’d watch once and be done but every few days they watch the videos again and it’s giving me false hope.
I was supposed to debut as an indie starting this Friday but now I’ve decided to wait and see what happens with my application. Knowing I had 5k followers and would average 50 live viewers on Twitch in the past makes me feel more than qualified for this position, but I also want to be mentally prepared if I don’t get in.
I’m unsure if you’ve streamed in the past but I do wish you luck as well. It would be hilarious if we both got in, in which case I hope we can become friends and support each other.

I'm not sure how I'd feel if Gen 3 was all /here/tubers

>>27408730
It would be a wonderful time

>>27408535
Maybe you made the final round. Ever since you posted the secret chu~ on litterbox, I've been rooting for you.

>>27408535
Sorry fellow femanon I had no idea how to refer to you otherwise...It was actually a bit of a relief to see someone else going through the same thing. I Have streamed and made videos for a solid chunk of yeara so I like to think I have a shot but the wait sucks. I will hope for your success and good luck if you land an interview!! Ending up genmates with someone also from the general would be pretty wild.

>>27408730
/here/chuba aren't bad so long as they don't pander and aren't spergy with their containment breaching

>>27402149
I won't betray my oshi even if she becomes mega popular and forgets me, she's done more than enough to keep me around. At this point I'm not sure there's anything she can do that would make me drop her (but I don't want to see her try).

New rrat fresh off the schizo presses.
gfeanon hates femanon for destroying her monopoly of 4chan viewers

>>27409029
Pretty much.

>>27409029
Be /here/ without being /here/.

>>27409320
Be... near

>>27408891
No no it’s fine to call me GFEanon! I just find it funny that that is my name while I continue to use 4chan.
Honestly I’m glad someone else also understands the pain…I’ve been feeling very anxious and trying to sleep the days away to pass the time lol.
>>27409110
Lol that’s a good one!
I won’t lie to you guys, I do feel a bit threatened by her. What if she’s better than I am and she gets picked over me? Of course I would be a bit upset but not to the point of hating her lol.
I mainly only exist on 4chan for a limited time. My first post was asking questions about how to be a GFE Vtuber and I originally planned to be an indie but with my audition tapes being in double digits I figured the best case is to hold off on that and see what happens this month. After all it would be rude to any viewers if I was an indie thinking about joining Kawaii constantly, I want to have my focus on one thing at a time.

I will fill my gen 3 mistresses wombs with my cum. I won't stop until my baby batter is flowing like honey from her hot kitten cave, until my seed penetrates her most beloved egg, until she is so full her mind goes numb from my intoxicating pleasure serum. I will make my gen 3 mistresses cum, and you will enjoy it.

>>27406014
I can't imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone but her.

>>27409487
I wrote this.

>>27408535
you've got a cute voice, good luck

Your voices better be hot and fitting for whichever model you’re assigned if either or both of you get in.

>>27409594
You’re too sweet.
I am a professional VA so I hope I can pick between my loli type voice or more mature type voice. I made sure to showcase them both but currently no idea which they might like.

>>27409629
I wish I could see the models! I’m not sure if I want to go with my loli voice or mature voice but I hope they kind of let us pick as long as they think we fit the design.

>>27409742
They’ll probably let you pick, maybe even hold practice streams if more than one person wants a specific model to see who works with it beat.

>>27409531
No I wrote this

>>27409677
They'll probably pick one that was closest to your natural voice. The girls gave a weird seminar on the audition process and they said that they assigned models based on whatever sounded most natural for you. All the girls concurred that management didn't want you to play a character as much as be comfortable speaking in that voice constantly, every day, for at least 4 hours a day.

>>27409882
That’d be awesome. Whatever happens, if I do get to that point, I just hope they pick correctly for me.

>>27409677
>>27409742
Congrats, you've given staff the difficult job of deciding which model to give you. They're probably seeing if the other roles have short rosters, so you can fill the spot no one else can do very well. Or they think you're the hottest shit in gen 3 and want to give you the best model for you. Either way, I hope you look forward to it.
t. mistress lover anon

>>27409981
I can do two different voices for more than 10 hours but either way I will leave it up to them!
>>27410008
I hope I didn’t make their job harder…I don’t want to burden them.

>>27409742
Nothing stopping you from doing what Liliana Vampaia does and switch between both voices, like personas.

>>27409981
This. They spent like 20 minutes on this topic. It always came back to natural voice. They talked about comfort levels, the dangers of breaking character, and the importance of being yourself over acting. They even through a little shade on vtubers who are putting on too much of a character.

>>27408891
>>27409482
Do you two have any thoughts on some of the usual chatters mentioned or namedropped /here/. If you get in, I want to know how much you’re ok with us messing with them, etc. Since it does seem to vary on a daily basis

>>27410111
Staff: We've got these 5 amazing talents. Which models should we give them?
A-chan is a bit weak, maybe we should give her the best model to improve her chances.
B-but... B-chan is really really cute! If we give her the best model, Kawaii will surely grow even more! This could be Kawaii's breakthrough moment. We have to give B-chan the best model because she is the best talent!
So... what should we do?
What indeed.... Furi-chan, play B-chan's audition tape again.

>>27410288
No one likes Kevin and I somewhat suspect when Lua read that story about "the original Kevin" it was directed towards him.

>>27410288
Wouldn't that be more of a question to be asking those of us that are /here/? I don't really give a shit whenever I'm mentioned, it's usually pretty funny.

>>27409981
The gen 2 girls at least each got to pick their top 3 model choices. Everyone got their first choice anyway.
I would guess gen 3 will be the same, with management choosing who gets who if one model get multiple picks. They might also hire you with a specific model in mind.

>>27410413
Hi Nami, thanks for putting up with the NAMI SEX posts. They're all serious btw.

>>27410288
I’m dumb so I actually don’t know what you’re asking. I’m not familiar with 4chan lingo…

gen 3 SEX

>>27410619
I'm not Nami, also re-read the post that I replied to. He's asking about /here/ viewers, not talents lmao.

>>27410620
He's asking what do you think about his talking shit about some usual people in the chat that are known for cringe. Idk how familiar you are with some chat regulars but there are a few names that frequently get brought like like Codename Senpai for being a cringe cuckold, Shaaang for his fecal lust, Kevin for existing, etc. We don't really go out of our way to mess with them, it's more like this thread is an outlet to vent about them here since it's not exactly good optics to start shit in a talent's chat while they're streaming.

>>27410413
You’re rarely mentioned if at all Sprite. Besides, I don’t think anyone here really cares

>>27410794
If I join Kawaii I won’t use 4chan.
If I debut as an indie I won’t use 4chan.
I can’t control what you all do not do I intend to but I also won’t be privy to it so it doesn’t affect me.

>>27410794
I'm just a regular guy who tries to avoid showing my 4chan power level in my oshi's chat. I think you can do whatever you want here as long as you keep it here, but if I knew who was doing it I would judge them almost as harshly as shaang kevin and codename

>>27410619
Nami doesn't read this thread because she starts sweating in anger from all the people pointing out how she doesn't wash or shave but maybe thrice a month!

>>27410620
He's asking what you think about viewers that are known to browse here, and if it's okay that the general throws shade at the ones they don't like, or make simple jabs at the ones people know about but don't mind.
>>27410897
Yeah, like me. I usually just get the friendly joke or two, or get mentioned when people talk about Goslings or something, so I don't have much of an opinion on it.

As long as you don't make me regret any future faps that will occur in your honor I'll support you femanon.

>>27410952
Goddamn imagine the smell of Nami's anger sweat getting trapped in her armpit stubble. SNIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>27410923
This is the 2nd smartest post in this thread.
The smartest post is what I said here >>27409487

>>27408535
My girlfriend is here!
Will you make another thread in the future to keep us updated, or if we dont hear about you can we just assume you got into kawaii?

>>27411917
Don't make anymore threads. It would only hurt your chances.

Hey, delete these posts and don't do it again. There's at least one talent who checks these and you've already given enough info to know who you are. Don't ruin your chances.

July 3rd is supposed to be the 10th.

>>27412114
Nami there are different posters...

>>27412114
this, talking about yourself here isn't a good idea

>>27411917
Hmm…My last thread I let you all know that I will be postponing my debut while all the applicants wait. I may do another post later this week, not sure, but if there are no more posts then that at least means I won’t be debuting as an indie.
>>27412075
Perhaps but I’m not worried considering the things I’ve shared with them and the things I’ve shared with 4chan are vastly different.
>>27412114
I assume this was directed at me? I’m not too worried, no matter what happens I will be a Vtuber soon, Kawaii or indie.

>>27412408
What happen if these post is actually kawaii management honeypot to bait actual applicants from posting as well.

Well, i just want to wish you good luck to both of you GFE anon and the other Femanon. I hope both of you get into kawaii and become my wives.

>>27412593
Whatever happens, best of luck to you anon

>>27412114
Shut the fuck up Freesia

Waking up at 6 am in the morning. Getting ready to work the farm. Wife Nami has cooked you some good old gumbo grits and shrimp with cajun spices. You thank your thicc ass wife for the dank breakfast, eat it, before working long, brutal hours for 14 hours. Then you come home and have sweaty, unwashed sex in the blistering heat of your house which has no AC.

>>27413674
Who the fuck says dank other than maybe zoomers

>>27413879
But we're talking about zoomers here

Charzu schedule. Rip to those auditioning you have some stiff competition.

>>27413674
>14 hours
So do you have the next day off or something? What kind of work has 14 hour shifts?

>>27413879
That's a zoomer term? I forgot it used to be a frequent term until his post.

>>27413972
No I don't. I have to work 14 hours the next day too

>>27413937
>another week with little to no streams
I AM NOT GONNA MAKE IT

I’ve been lurking for the longest time but seeing girls who have applied and are being successful made me want in! First, best of luck to both girls, you guys seem like you’re very talented and are very likeable in mere text, I’m sire you’ll do great!

I’m actually very nervous about sending my audition even if I’ve already recorded it, I know I have to man up before the 7th but its being really difficult!!!

I’ve been streaming for two years and have participated in events organized by Twitch, I have a pretty solid fanbase that actually supports me a lot, but I’ve never gone full vtuber because I’m insecure about my deep voice (spics expect you to be full loli or else they’ll call you trans), I really hope I can build up the courage before Wednesday, I just want to sing with isla and collab with everyone else….

>>27414013
Awuwu...

Charlotte is growing up. this is good character development
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ7uQTBRa1k

>>27414270
If you have a sexy deep voice as a fellow spic i will simp hard for you in my devaluated currency.

>reddit spacing
>twitch streamer

>>27414270
Thank you that's super sweet of you! Just go for it though anon! The worst they can do is say no and sometimes even that isn't a fault of yours but just because you don't match what they need. You miss all of the shots you don't take. Good luck to you as well!

>>27413937
Oh no. Time to debut as an indie it seems lol.
She’s so funny.
>>27414270
I know I can’t give advice considering I haven’t accomplished anything but don’t wait, just do it, don’t wait. You miss every shot you don’t take as cliche as that sounds.

>Gen 3 will be full of menhera /here/ girls. And i am all for it.

>>27414660
none of them will make it in

>>27412293
Tenshi doesn't know how to count

>>27412293
that just means its today!

>>27414270
Deeper voices on girls are attractive, because I'm used to hearing shrill valleygirl ones constantly, but that's just me.

>>27414908
I guess she really soaked in the burger intelligence when she visited her family in New York

>>27414660
> full of menhera /here/ girl
So nothing really changes

>>27414660
good, Kawaii lacks some good menhera

>>27415367
https://youtu.be/2guQv-PaBdg?t=11294

>>27402979
You like Charzu?

>>27415672
This makes me remember someone who would be concerned that I'd be messaging them in the middle of a game.

>>27415672
>*****
Good thing she mentioned Nami, as well as the fact that she was just joking about all this to cover her inexperience.

Every time you dumb bitches touch hand to keyboard it is nothing less than a brazen provocation of Nami's autism. The withering gaze of the Eye of Nauron is already upon you, and still you goad it, fools that you are. Blissful and hopeful in your ignorance that you have been marked for death, you continue this folly at your own self-ensured peril. You invite doom and chase oblivion, unaware it has already obliged your madness. Beyond time, beyond sanity, (She) exists. Your foolishness fulfilled, your end manifest.

>>27409677
>>27408891
you're not only both going to get in, you won't be ritual sacrificed this gen (3 girls for gen 3)

>>27415672
https://youtu.be/2guQv-PaBdg?t=11621

Awuwu....

>>27417000
I love my tsundere wife Isla-sama that tries to deny we are in a mutal gosling relationship.

>>27417000
https://youtu.be/2guQv-PaBdg?t=11098

Oh yeah, somebody should make the next thread. Not me though, I'm still playing Elden Ring.

>>27417492 (Me)
Actually nevermind, I'll make the next one while I wait for my food to cook.

>>27413879
>>27413972
Nah that's a late millennial term.

So /here/ applicants, which one of you can I groom to give me a majority of the attention to cuck other viewers?

>>27416605
Nice little write-up, but Nami doesn't know I exist and never will. Well, maybe that'll change but she won't know I used to watch her by that potential time.

How can I get a french canadian wife like Reina?

>>27418581
Anon.... Reina speaks way better spanish than French

>>27418634
So do the French

I love my wife Lua whose valentine I am https://youtu.be/1EMw85HdexI

>>27419209
Why'd she make a Valentine's Day short in July?

>>27419209
the lua wiggles at the end, cute.

>>27419248
Because she's my wife who loves me very much and likes to do cute romantic gestures like this even after years of marriage, but also because she made them a while back and never uploaded them

New thread here >>27420415

>>27417271
>I've never said that line before.... In my life! HAZUKASHII
I love my cute blonde menhera girlfriend who has never experienced a man before