/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

based OP I will now jerk off until the announcement happens

Bingo card here before Panel

Okay so now that Kson has been soft confirmed, how is the Michael Cat rrat about talking about being hired by another corpo during a stream and inexplicably following/being followed by the new Vshoujo JP dude looking? Does this shift the odds?

Toaster live?

MINI MEL LUMI SEXXX
https://twitter.com/Lumituber/status/1543247209759588352

https://twitter.com/_Silvervale_/status/1543256654757634048?s=20&t=vnYmFczFAJyxHZlDJcjr3w

Silver hyping it up. Said the other girls will be live reacting on twitter.

>>27313374
>kson link in OP
retard

>>27313427
Time traveler here. Event just ended. You guys are in for a surprise.

>Kson
Retarded OP

>>27313505
these people are so annoying

>>27313493
Bets on vei being too lazy to stay awake for it so she schedules a tweet and due to a delay spoils the announcement?

Zen live with an AX countdown presumably https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

Im all for kson but this spam is just retarded

The things I would do to Kson

I want Kson in but now I hope she's not just so this thread hits bump limit because the entire board comes to shit on OP for being a fucking retard.

Why would kson even want to join vshitshow?

>>27313461
90% of her thread on 5ch is talking about this, sadly they're mostly uninvested tourists shitposting so I won't get to watch them seethe when the announcement hits.

can someone make a proper thread

i went to bed when people were thinking the kson rrat was dead because she scheduled a stream a while before the announcement, anything new happened?

>>27313708
Cope

Kill yourselves vwhoreniggers, stop spamming the catalog with your begging.

OPs who shit up the thread with their autism deserve to die

don't forget to support them

>>27313751
The stream confirmed she's not at home. She claims to be visiting family. So it's not unconfirmed but not being at her normal streaming situation helps the rrat.

>>27313751
>when people were thinking the kson rrat was dead
it was never alive to begin with

Who's the fittest and most good looking fan who took a pic with vsj so far? Was it true that all veis fans are realy fit?

>>27313751
Nothing. Just the same two underage autists doubling down on their faggotry.

>>27306636
You can’t graduate when you’ve never even shown up to class

>>27313427
Yours is bad.

>>27313789
no

i bet nyanners' cats miss her.

So essentially the english audition has been scrapped?

>>27313796
>>27313836
Doesn't Mouse commenting what he did confirm it?

>>27313708
she's gonna suck all of the vsj's fanbase and you can't do anything about it

>>27313944
Yeah, they're announcing that the company is disbanding. All the girls are super excited to get their freedom and merch rights back.

>>27313957
No. Mouse gets excited for literally anything. I think she's in but Mouse saying she's excited for later today is like the weakest evidence of all time lol. Kson not being at home is way stronger since that guy claims to have seen her at AX

Why do people suck ksons dick so much? She used to be the top yeah but all that showed was how much brandfagging goes on with HL since after she left she dropped down to be smaller than the average vsj

when does the stream start ? i went to vshojo's twitch and it wasn't online yet.

>>27313427
for the purposes of this card. would any of the named ones being /IN/ also tick the large indie space?

>>27313461

>>27314000
1 hour 10min

>>27313763
Dw anon youll see us on your oshi's next stream

>>27313708
Management provides background support for things like vetting and arranging sponsors and merchendise and legal issues that are complex and stressful to do alone. And Vshojo as an org doesn't take anything from streming income, just a percentage of select merch that they arrange for the creation and promotion of alongside whatever else. What they provide the talent isn't really something an indie could buy for themselves, maybe at all, and definitely not for anything like the small cut off some merch.

>>27313896
If they do NFTs, I think Froot and Zen would be instantly repulsed. Vei would go for it because money and she’s shameless. Mel’s head is empty so she won’t understand.

>>27314000
70 minutes

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1543259444104011776
Mouse needs fresh masturbation material, stat.

>>27313476
possible a little bit more of a formal partnership between vshojo and mwm?

>>27314000
should be in an hour. I'm sure it'll get linked here.

>>27314051
t. retard

>>27313997
So if you have enough evidence despite that then it means that Kson is more or less soft confirmed

https://twitter.com/Lumituber/status/1543247209759588352
Lumi posted her Mel cosplay

>>27314113
Why yes, I am one. Takes one to know one though.

These 2 vegetables will kill your belly and arm fat overnight

>>27313944
Kson had a one year non-compete with Cover that literally expired yesterday. When they did the auditions they learned about it and gave the new members the choice of debuting seperatly or in a group, or waiting for Kson and then everyone being revealed all at once. Maybe you'd rather things have gone another way, but this is how it's happening.

If your pushing the Kson rrat and she isn't in please don't come back to this thread.

>>27314062
I thought she had a exclusive vault of Mouse x Bubi porn

>>27313842
How was she recruited in the first place, was she friends with some other members or it's just about her TT connections?

>>27313619
Bets on Vei not living rent free in your head?

>>27314166
Absolutely one single source (that is not your ass) is required.

>>27313763
Got some shocking news for you retard - Threads with "Vshoujo" in the OP are not made by anyone here

>>27314166
that makes no sense, the audition would be 1 year long now

>>27314139
A 6'2" Melody would be amazing to see in person.

>>27314139
finally some good content

0% that is kson because of AHOGE

>>27314257
Lumi is 6'2"???

>>27314182
I think Gun/whoever saw her video about applying for a VTuber company and thought he made the big brain move of taking her instead. What they didn't account for is that she doesn't fucking stream

Thread will become absolutely unusable in the next hour. At least Zen might stream her reaction with Haruka and Geega, as they agreed yesterday.

>>27314287
New model

>>27314182
>>27314309
It was a good business move though. She moves merch and never causes problems.

>>27314316
thread is already unusable because of the nigger OP

KSON CONFIRMED BY ZEN STFU NONBELIEVERS

Time for a week vacation if this anouncement is shit

>>27314337
yes anon, I'm sure kson is getting a new model 5 days after debuting her 3D model based on her current design

>>27314361
This is our punishment for not posting about Nyan's cats enough in the past few days.

>>27314294
yes she is a valkyrie from finland. she literally could do that one picture with fat tits in it based on that prison game.

>>27314366
Clip it and ship it

>>27314366
OH MY FUCK IT'S A CLUE IT'S A CLUE

>>27314016
Japanese Pink cat became mutuals with loutlot a few months ago without exchanging a word publicly, not long after she became mutuals with Kson and got her vtuber model.

>>27314418
>>27314424
WHY WOULD SHE TAKE OUT A PIZZA WITH THIS TIMING? IT SUS AF FRFR

>>27314424
>Peekza
IronMouse confirmed for Vshojo!

>>27314401
catfags need to take a long look in the mirror and try not to cry about how sad their lives are

Just bumped into Kson at the Tsunderia booth bros... It's over.

>>27314309
She was friends with melody since before that video, and the others said Mel aproched them about joining vsj so she probably had a big say in who was in.

this gecko is really cute

>>27314466
I'll take catfags over ksonfags any day.

As we stand upon the precipice of this momentous occasion, a turning point that will surely change the landscape of western vtubing forever, I would like to cordially invite this thread to eat my entire ass

and balls

>>27314515
IDK at least the Kson spam is about a Vtuber.

https://twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1543263235322695682?s=20&t=3ASnJUKe6F2osaopkHW1ow

1 hour until D-Day

>>27314528
okay

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE DISAPPOINTED

>>27314466
The catfags are right, you don't get a pet and abandon it the second it becomes inconvenient.

Silly Gecko, Trix are for kids

>>27314596
cant be disappointed when you have no expectations

I can never tell when Zen is on because her fucking profile picture matches twitch dark mode too well. I'm falling for Zentreya camo every time I look for her stream in my sidebar.

it's been an honor boys. Just know that whatever happens, whether it's good or bad, I've enjoyed my stay.

>>27314548
This will make or break the org. Either Mouse was right and we're all going to be blown away, or we're justifiably the laughingstock of this board for the next 5 years.

>>27314596
When will she use the 3D model again? Its so cute

This is not Zen
someone else is streaming with her Gecko model

>>27314625
Save your eyesight and use light mode.

>>27314644
Never. I think she quit because she was inclining like crazy with it and she hates having an audience bigger than 8K.

wideGeckoM widepeepoMASTURBATION77769420GANGSHITNOMOREFORTNITE19DOLLERFORTNITECARD

just one more hour

>>27314636
Hey man, I don’t know how to break it to you but the board is already a laughingstock.

>>27314633
same anon
fun times were had despite everything

>>27314287
In what world is that an ahoge

>>27314650
zen will appear on the stage in a gecko fursuit

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1543259444104011776
Mouse making sure she has a welcoming gift for the new members

>>27314440
who is japanese pink cat?

>>27314742
scalesuit*

>>27314745
>wants to get art done in an hour
is she retarded

>>27314684
I used light mode until a few months ago. It just burned my retinas so I switched recently

It's kinda weird if they only have 2 new members

>>27314748
Mikeneko aka former rushia

>>27314748
Mikeneko

>>27314748
Rushia

>>27314745
Lucky artist who gets to see the new members early.

AHH BROS ITS SO CLOSE

>>27314745
probably asked if she could have some welcoming art and gun just gave her the go ahead to get it.

this is why she is the greatest

how much time will they waste stalling?

Kind of weird they're hyping Nyan's pregnancy announcement this hard.

>>27314788
counterpoint, the fanartists for 17.8 dnd streams.

>>27314887
The girls told them to talk about random shit for 2 hours straight before doing anything

>>27314803
like i said before probably two headliners, one for next, and the other for the new group.

>>27314440
Didn't Mouse follow her too or something?

>>27314745
looks like it's a "please finish in a few days" commission and not "please deliver in the next hour" commission

>>27314803
Froot said months ago that she thought it was only one person so I'm not disappointed

>>27314723
We're all on the shortbus, but we're the most retarded.

>>27314817
>>27314819
>>27314824

thank you. i was not aware for i do not have a semen encrusted body pillow.

>>27314891
The earliest she could realistically be pregnant is mid july. If you care about this stuff consult the ovulation tracker before making embarrsing posts like this, please.

SHE'S /IN/ BROS

I feel bad for the new girls. We're already out of boyfriends, so Zen has to yuribait with Haruka. Imagine what will happen with two more members.

>>27314942
just like in every single of their streams

>>27315054
congrats anon, you got the joke
i'm so proud of you

>>27314992
>A FEW

as in multiple, as in more than two........IIIINNNTTTEERREESSS....TING!!!!!

>>27314837

>>27315154

MOOSE IN GECKO CHAT.....i repeat the moose is /IN/ the gekcos chat.

Anyone else think the new member could be Sydsnap?

>>27315021
Guess who will be entering the fandom now though

>>27315177
Snuffcheck. How is she doing?

>>27315177

>>27315224
of all the shxtou viewers only 300 are left.

>>27315224
She's fucking addicted to Webkinz

>>27315224
she's currently pissing

>>27314047
she already have a manager and vshitshow have absolutely no experience with the Japanese market, that shitty, misguided promotion campaign shows it rather well before their JP branch even really started. Vshojo might have a generous contracts but their branding is a burden in the same time.

>>27315302
yeah in my mouth

>>27315224
she still has more viewers than zen + tob combined, i think she might be /in/ guys

>>27315264
more like a bit over 1k

We just have to be positive. Collectively if we put enough good energy out into the world in the next hour, then surely the universe will reward us with cool and interesting announcements.

Start edging, meditating, screaming, whatever you need to do to start giving off good vibes

Will today be our day tob bros?

>>27315363
there's no saving this thread, don't even bother

>>27315363
I didn't want to kill myself at work today so I'm primed for good vibes

>>27315369
Must be, why else would she stream all night?
Completely out of character

WE HAVE TO SEND GUNRUN OUR ENERGY BROS IT'S THE ONLY WAY

>>27315369
Day of the rope, maybe.

>Catalog is already full of bait threads
Sometimes I forget how cancer this board is, but kind anons are always here to remind me.

no way in hell i'm gonna watch the event i waited for over a year with TTS donos, let me know if then says anything worth of notice during the announcment if you watch there

>>27315369
look at that, its the day to kill yourself

If its kson and rushia this thread will be unusable for a week

fuck sending energy, send gunrun your backpacks

wife "boss" song on zen stream, she's /in/!

I still don't think Mike has a chance. Everyone else is getting hyped though

>>27315569
Kson and Mori

>>27315510
theres a reason i only come to here and /lig/

>>27315605
we all know why she didn't get enough sleep.

zentreBanana

>>27315605
mouse stop schizoposting

>>27315569
more like the board

What if it's mike but not kson? Just a swerve of everyone's expectations. What if Vince Russo is writing for VShojo?

>>27315631
you come to /lig/ and /lig2/ ?

also look at this captcha i got

>>27315605

>>27315590
No.

Everyone is building too much hype for what will be a very mediocre reveal of a couple of new talents and the mandatory IRL backpack showcase

>>27315716
mafumafu on a pole match when?

>>27315762
Thats exactly what I want though

>>27315605
wow they're both real. Kson is actually in.

>>27315465
I'M REPURPOSING MY COOMER ENERGY AND SENDING IT TO GUNRUN NOW

>>27315465
You think he's the one that needs help?

>>27315762
2 minutes of announcing new members, the rest will be a showcase for backpacks.

>Zen is still silent
What if... just what if she will use her real voice to comment on the announcement the moment it starts...

>>27315762
yeah but it's a long weekend so disregard meds, get high, and schizo out

Time traveller here, the panel is mainly about GunRun's new backpack and Connor will make an appearance to help show it off

>>27315841
>>Zen is still silent
stopped watching.

every one of you doubting kson is gonna be in the panel are retards and i know you will change sides as soon as it happens and i know each and every one of (you), you will learn why i'm called gunrun

>>27313374
REMINDER:
>any new talent will be lewdtuber coomertubers because that's all vshojo wants
>your favourite orbiters such as snuffy and anny got DENIED
>they'll still hire controversial characters as they doubled down with veibae
>vshojo still don't know what they're doing
>and fans will just lap it up even though they didn't support new talent when they were 2views
Hope you like your new talent though since people weren't so happy about the lack of streams going on. Just a shame the auditions were so incompetent.

>>27315841
>30 minutes later
>You hear a deep black man's voice

Why does everyone say "we are not ready"? What could possibly be in this panel that we would not be ready for?

Mikeneko and Kson will join and funds raised from their backpacks will be used to destroy dramatubers and the CCP, I am 100% convinced of this and will not believe anything else

>>27315912
gunrun is gonna pull out his massive oversized cock and jerk off on stage

>>27315912
its just hype

>>27315907
I will cum so hard I'll lose 50 pounds

>>27315912
You don't know? VShojo is deploying Covid 2. If you don't have supplies for the next 6 months you're fucked.

>>27315850
Actual time traveller here, the panel is mainly about GunRun's new backpack and it is revealed that the investor was actually the United States Department of Defence, the backpacks are actually fitted onto CIA operatives in the Ukraine and the girls(mainly Froot and Zen) will get to control them in espionage and combat operations. Then everyone claps.

>>27315907
please no, my dick would explode

I'm from the future, the new girl is Hime Hajime streaming again

>>27315903
so which hololive girl is your favourite

>>27315912
Ask our resident tuber Mouse.

>>27316022
the one that goes to frat parties.

>Zen starts stream
>Is silent for over 50 minutes
>First thing said

She said the thing

>>27313476
Lumi is too good to be true. Treat her well at AX, anons.

>>27316022
not that anon but Sana

>two former hololive chubbas join
>the entire board explodes
One can only hope

>>27316048
You have a 3 day ban incoming for insults like that.

https://www.twitch.tv/vshojo

LIVE
30 Minute timer running

VShojo Channel is live

>>27316015
that's the worst possible outcome

>>27316022
Miko!

And yes I was pissed at cover for how they handled her "break"

>>27316072
LOOOOL THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAH

I'm gonna laugh so hard when your Vtuber doesn't make it in. LMAO!

>>27315912
>wow someone I've never watched, I guess I'll have to see if they're good at all for me
>wow someone I watch, cool that they have a different logo on their twitter

Why are we still entertaining the possibility of Michael cat joining? Kson sure, but I doubt Rushia is in.

>>27316072
That's our Zen.

>>27315912
Vshojo eroge annoucement

vshojo will debut a new IRL division for the sole purpose of doing IRL streams using gun's backpack cap this

https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1543267455908429824
Snuffy pulling a Mouse due to lack of content.

>>27316098
Remember, it's only okay to bash VShojo!

>>27316158
After what she did she just seems like a walking red flag for any org, even one as hands-off as Vshojo.

>>27316158
It's funny

you guys got your bingo cards ready right?

>>27316072
She's been trying to spell this shit out for 50 minutes non stop

Last chance to make an actual guess. I'm guessing a 2 view. HannahHyrule Just a hunch because she's been acting weird.

>>27316212
>she's a mutual with Tob
bros?

>>27316220
The only reason it could be possible here is if Kson pulled some strings for her

>>27316214
Unironically yes. Even our pocket janny hates us.

My bet is that whatever the big news is, it wobr improve stream quality at all. It will be some auxiliary bullshit that might influence 1 stream and that's it.

my wife is suspiciously still live, almost like she's waiting to see something

>>27316248
I believe the 6-7 new members rrat and I like her a lot recently. No idea on if any of the weird shit she's been excited about could be related but I like it.

progress on soda 3D model

>>27316248
That would be cool and GEEGA would seethe

How tall is veibae and soda?

Most importantly, how big is soda’s cock?

>>27315942
mikeneko is actively trying to get into an irl job to better learn how to socialize irl due to how prolonged time as a streamer has done to her social skills, if anything getting away from vtubing or *being* on the internet will do her some good mentally

kson is free from the bugs if only because they're a disorganized mess, still present but it's like the fly getting in as you close the window, a small annoyance easily squashed

Dramatubers and the CCP will be around longer than we live sadly anon

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches. We have 25 minutes to post in a normal thread. For most anons, no time at all. We are not most anons. We are Vshobros. We have the topics. The will. To make these minutes count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let's begin.

New JP branch, more EN members, vshojo animated series written by merryweather, IRL backpack upgrade/update, anything else?

>>27316334
Man I lost so much interest in this model when I realized it's not a boy.

Whatever it ends up being, this place will catch on fire and the rest of the board will bully us, can't wait

Silver on call with Zen lol is she gonna react too

>>27316343
short
like a pencil

Silver on Zen's stream!

>>27316147
I doubt anybody from vtuber fanbases are the ones shitposting, they probably either don't believe it, don't want it, or just don't care

>The girls reacting together in a call
UNITY
Maybe Vei will even show up and we can have the first big collab since New Years

>>27316356
Yes, disappointment

After this panel, we will enter another new chapter in vshojo. Let's hope this chapter is better than the one we just went through

>>27316343
Soda is 5'8 (~172cm) he has a self professed 4 incher.

>>27316387
>>27316371
who? is that the new member's name?

>>27316334
https://youtu.be/y8VfziFZMGY?t=70

>>27315903
if they only wanted lewdtuber coomertubers saruei and anny would be /in/

>>27316406
he's a manlet? wow, he looks way taller

BROS WHAT'S HAPPENING

WTF

>>27316400
What would make you happy? Besides the org shutting down, that is.

>>27316428
I don't know, I've never seen this person before

Surely jannies will make a sticky for us, just like they always do for Hololive and Nijisanji, haha, surely

>>27316428
new member? looks good

>>27316454
They do that for Niji? That's a surprise.

>>27316419
to be fair the reason they got turned down was probably to avoid favourites and to make it clear the orbiters don't get free passes

When the auditions got announced people implied it was a sham to make the likes of snuffy and haruka get in "legitimately"

>>27316428
Unity.

>>27316448
Nux becomes a member of Vshonen

20 Minutes and counting

>>27316448
Silver posting more boobs

>>27316484
With the amount of child porn, it’s not

>>27316493
>Saruei
>"favourite"
lol, lmao

LESS THAN 20 MINUTES

Isn't this a Yuc'e song?

>>27316454
Jannies would delete our thread and word filter Vshojo and all our members before they even consider a sticky for us.

>>27316420
he's 5'11 he stands next to his 6 foot Norwegian woman roommate everyday.

>>27316352
>mikeneko is actively trying to get into an irl job to better learn how to socialize irl due to how prolonged time as a streamer has done to her social skills, if anything getting away from vtubing or *being* on the internet will do her some good mentally
I didn't want to post ITT because there's enough shitposting going around but that's not the case at all, don't know who told you this narrative but they completely distorted what Mikeneko said
t.archive browsing nekofami curious to see who the new JPs will actually be

>>27316454
I don't fucking want one

>No more secrets
Gunrun is going to doxx all the talents live on stage then liquify his assets and run away to his backpack-filled tropical island

>>27316584
The only right prediction

>>27316584

>>27316552
I think it is lul. I guess that's one for >>27313896

>>27316550
So 30 minutes due to technical difficulties.

>Vei's going to join Zen's call
oh my god

>>27316550
VSHOJO JUST GET PUPPETEER TO JUST FUCKING DRAW ZEN
The model is good BUT COME ON

>>27316584
only believable thing in this thread

im so fuckin hype I can't wait to be massively let down

>>27316625
unity is back, for today at least

>>27316537
they hated saruei though

Time traveller here, GunRun is assigning the girls their own boyfriend each to improve their mental health and will be forced to make content 5 days a week

>it went by so fast
Lol
Lmao even

>>27316428
i want to hold her close. let her know she is wonderful and everything will be okay. just be there for her as she lets everything out. then do twisted things to her funbags while getting love bites. then feed her jerky while letting her know she is a very good girl.

>>27316672
So that's where the 11 million went

>Nobody's guessed correctly
Kson is out...

>>27316672
I volunteer for Silver.

>No one guessed it
Now I'm scared

>>27316334
This artist is a tool

>>27316672
Even Mouse?
Who won the Otome game?

Froot on Zen's call now lol

>>27316454
most retarded post in this thread

>>27316638
I heckin love official art!

finally...
unity...

>>27316569
her tweets ran via google tl and bad memory?

>not saying what they might have actually have been

Guess we're both shit posting as we wait and see what happens here then, I'll say no more on the matter then to be safe

>>27316703
I hate silver

>>27316705
I can fix her...

>>27316672
>VShojo gigilo service.

They're making a full 12 ep anime. There, you can stop guessing

>>27316703
>>27316708
So no members?

>>27316368
He said it has a big cock.

bros why is the rest of VShojo hacking Zen's stream

She's /in/. I can feel it.

I kneel Zen
Always the one bringing everyone together

why are they just playing several YUC'e songs

what the fuck how can Zen show THREE models at once??
why aren't they jpegs that light up when they talk?

My guess will be on the non-talent side. There will be talk of backpack improvements, ping.gg getting way better latency and some other improvements, along with Vshojo taking a controlling stake in the company, and probably some more of those VILLS style concerts, but independently created by Vshojo.

>official vshojo account is on the front page
oh boy

Froot joined Zen's call
Vei next maybe
UNITY HAS RETURNED

>>27316724
Mouse already has multiple boyfriends, GunRun skipped assigning her one

>>27316741
Clarifying here to say that I don't think she's joining either btw but for different reasons
And by don't think I mean I'll eat my cum if it does tier of don't think, because it's not happening

>>27316823
big beef pc

AHHHHH BROS IM SO NERVOUS I HATE THIS ANTICIPATION OF NOT KNOWING WHATS COMING

>>27316823
please stop shilling ping, mouse

>>27316823
Zen has probably the best rig and internet in VShojo

>>27316823
This is what the announcement is
The next generation of Fushigi

>>27316770
It clearly doesn't unfortunately

>>27316844
Oh that explains people asking in chat what the fuck it is.

>>27316844
Gun bribed the twitch higherups with his backpacks

>>27316813
https://twitter.com/MemoriCiena/status/1543273119883833344

>>27316808
she really is carrying the org

>>27316847
Vei stayed up playing vydiagames with Sodacan guy. She will be asleep

inb4 its soda as a hybrid irl and vtuber member.

>>27316874
If by rig you mean ASS…

>>27316888
She so far /in/ I don't even know where she is.

>>27316888
please stop shilling yourself key-chan

Aethel will propose to Nyan live on stream

>>27316868
I'll fucking shill it myself if it means I don't have to look at fucking jpegs again

>>27316897
Riot?

>>27316916
quick, look in your ass

>>27316916
She's /in/ picrel

>>27316932
connor will object and plead for aethel's hand in marriage right after

>>27316868
Ping.gg is the superior method of collabing.

>>27316932
Katana Anon will force Connor to propose to Mouse live on stream

>>27316891
She still likes that guy? He seems kinda boring to me. When will she get tired of her. I don’t need her to be single; I just want her to not date unremarkable white men.
I would like her to date penniless, obese autistic Hispanic men from Idaho. They are at least interesting

React stream sounds fun. Silver said that none of them have seen the actual things that they're going to show. So they probably just know what's going to happen but it'll be their first time seeing the actual stuff.

>be me
>see mori and thin girl walking to the store
>its gura
>i unzip my pants
>charge towards her
>tear off gura's clothes
>mating press
>mori's lean fueled shriekes are echoing through my head as she tries to pull me off
>but its too late
>my erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation kick in
>its done
>gura is pregnant
>roe v wade repelled
>i am the chumbud
>fear me

only chads who would do same if they saw gura irl can reply to this post!!!!

>>27316823
Zen's setup is really complex and kind of comically over the top. It's like nine seperate computers. Like she had a collab where no one else's model worked and they had to use two panel jpegs and so she built something that would literally run everyone's model at the same time so that never happened again.

>>27316932
>Aethel and Nyan will get married in-model on stream

Zens stream is about 30 seconds behind the Vshojo stream.

It's gonna be something nobody here fucking expected
Screencap this

Look at this cute family out and about with their baby.

i would prefer if they did it watchalong style so i can lower the girls volume when i'm listening to the announcement, guess ill just keep the vshojo channel open

>>27316866
>Hi I am new member here is my weird stream where I emulate hololive debuts with likes/dislikes lists and pretend to have kayfabe which is dropped in the stream after this one

>>27316885
Is there a running joke that gunrun cares more about his backpacks than vshojo?

>>27317044
Yeah, it will be ____me___

>>27317031
wrong thread you fuckin weirdo

>>27317008
Ok Schnizzz

>>27317008
So you're an interracial fetishist, got it.

>>27317067
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>27316897
i wish
the thread would finally implode and cease to exist, and i would become free

I was here the day vshojo didn’t announce any new members but promoted some new merch including an overpriced pink padlock with a key

https://twitter.com/MemoriCiena/status/1543273119883833344?s=20&t=GXj90EHulqUlkriHDABFKA

/IN/

Highgai in chat

MOUSE ON ZEN'S STREAM. NYAN AND VEI ON THE WAY

MOUSEY HAS JOINED CALL
IT KEEPS GROWING
NYAN AND VEI COMING

Zen is a unity machine

Mouse on zens stream, nyan and vei on the way

holy shit unity.

My last-minute prediction is they're going to announce albums by Nyan and Mouse

>>27317070
It became a joke because he used his backpacks to get more investment for VShojo.

>mouse here
>vei and nyan soon
Unity bros....this feels so good to see....

MOUSE HAS ARRIVED!

>>27317034
Why don't the big trio have similar setups when they make more money?

>>27317070
The point of the company is to expand what vtubing can do and the backpacks are the first working expression of that. They're working on lots of other things and probably are going to announce some of them in a bit.

The vshojo girls are going to have sex with zen. Zen is a man with a big juicy ass

Hime graduation party, boys

HOLY UNITY

>>27317214
I wish

Scuffed Mouse

>>27317184
Because mouse cant even deal with 1 computer

UNITY

>>27317116
yeah he draw good

>Ciena trying to speak in English to push the VShojo panel
Cute

>no mention of hime

>No Vei
Bitch hates everyone

>>27317184
Nyan hasn't had a need to I guess
Mouse and Vei are technologically illiterate

SO MUCH UNITY

>>27317214
Oh no, does that mean she’ll stop streaming?

>>27317214
They don’t make significantly more than Zen. Zen makes an absolute killing nickel and dining her chat for every TTS interaction and sound alert

Just remember it's not unity until Hime joins the call

I love Mouse so much not in a weird parasocial way I just want to live a happy life with her and maybe one day she will be cured and we can raise a family together and while she is raising our family I will be at work but in reality I will be cheating on her with Aethel

>>27317031
>wrong thread
>wrong image
If you're trying to piss someone off you're doing a good job because my 'tism is off the charts

>>27317280
I guess unity won't happen today

damn look at all this TECHNOLOGY

>>27317165
>>27317172
>>27317219
>>27317243
fake unity compared to 2021
the girls together on stream used to just be a thing that happened not some event shit

>>27317253
Hime is attending to her grandma.

>>27317263
retard

>>27317329
Even in 2021 Froot and Zen were basically sequestered to their own side group. So this is not at all like 2021 lol

>Sub emote for everyone but Vei
What did they mean by this?

>vei is joining

I will fuck off for now when the zen stream is behind the official one dont want to read what happened from some retard anon.

Gigi is /in/

>>27317372
/out/

If Vei finally joins, only
Mel, Nyan and Hime left...

yeah i'm not watching the announcement with 30 sec delay

Why is vei such a whore?

>you will answer the call

>>27317136
My VShojoJP wife is fucking /in/.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2 MINUTES UNTIL ANNOUNCEMENTS START

https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya
https://www.twitch.tv/vshojo

Zen, Mouse, Froot, and Silver are on Zen's stream currently. Vei is on the way and the said Nyan might be asleep but I'm not sure if its a joke. Vshojo channel is just the presentation

>No TTS and alerts
Thank you, Zen

UNITYCHADS WE FUCKING WON

>>27317452
Because it makes my pp hard.

>>27317466
there's a man behind zen in that pic

Pink Cat doko?

Mouse saw some sneak peeks and the others are hyped even more now.

mouse is in a master class of blueballin

>>27317450
Ah fuck. I guess I'll check out their reactions afterward.

>>27317466
Are those balls?

>no vei
>no nyan
like poetry

>>27317527
Getting dicked.

>Sacrificing the reactions for 30 seconds
NGMI

>>27317543
>contract obligations
>we won unitychads we won

>>27317509
It’s gunrun telling her to stop

>>27317527
Her internet is cucking her

>>27317560
BTFO

VEI ON CALL

MY ASSHOLE IS OPEN AND WAITING

BUBI Tweeted

https://twitter.com/GeneralGEEGA/status/1543277523173269509?t=5gOoPWDV0avsPnqmYi43gg&s=19
>PREDICTION: DOO ANNOUNCES HIS PEPSI MAN MODEL AND GUNRUN LITERALLY BECOMES A BACKPACK #VShojoNEXT
I've been wondering for awhile but Geega definitely must have been /here/ in the past right? Either /vt/ or this thread. She seems to say a lot of things that coincide with thoughts here, and I dont think its all from her chat...

kneel

It's not unity until Aethel and Bubi join.

IT'S STARTING SEE YOU BROS ON THE OTHER SIDE

fuck unity, i hate vei