/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FIRST!

No Welsh beyond this point

https://twitter.com/NAMIORII/status/1543193015677698048

is it too late to join, i message her though

Hello IRyStoCucks! Give me money I will make the best gift for your Oshi for her Anniversary

>>27309083

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>27309083
Dim diolch

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

Yab

>>27309143
I'll send you a crisp one dollar bill, just send me your personal information

>>27309432
IRyS eat your vegetables

>>27309143
not after the last month. Maybe next month. If her pword stream is in fact going on right now, how's her throat? Is it better?

>>27309522

I'm too broke to pay her Patreon that's why I'm asking for money

>>27309522
I can tell you but I'm late, I don't know if she will notice.

Odds of piggy getting off her fat tush and streaming with Sana today?

>>27310079
Nobody knows. She doesn't talk about stream plans. The only reason we even know about a possible collab in the first place is that a Sanalite (I'm amazed there's any left) paid us a vist.

Can someone just (you) me once it's over so I don't have to refresh the message every 5 seconds like a retard? Thanks.

>>27309522
She sounds the same so far.

>>27310515
Any coughs? I want to know.

>>27310321
Piggy’s career is over.

>>27310321
she sent them

The minimum membership tier should have been 500 dollars so I never have to see another SEA cretin post ever again in my life about my oshi

>>27310535
None, so far.

>>27311060
thank you for paying for my free entertainment

>>27311266
I'd just like to remind you that IRyS has gifted memberships now so yes, soon, someone will literally pay for entertainment.

Enjoy!

>>27311332
*pay for your entertainment

I need to slow down sometimes. I keep … a word.

>>27311332
>gifted memberships
oh yeah i just got a free membership yesterday

Not like people are gonna get much use of the membership at the moment.

>>27312091
They can't ruin members streams if there's no members streams, sasuga...

>>27312165
Emote spamming is about to get a serious boost though.

Imagine ever typing in piggums’ chat.

My favorite 2 ENs are Ina and WifeRyS. It's been a rough past month.

>>27312323
At least you got Inass and the stream yesterday

>>27312301
Why not? You clearly have an affliction for her.

>>27312384
I love how her "fat ass" became a work of art with tons of artists jumping on it. The artist in her has to be screaming with excitement having given that much inspiration.

>>27312581
Nah, Ina is a sexless prude.

>>27312581
Noticed this earlier

>>27312653
>>27312581
kek. that's funny.

>>27312447
What possible dopamine feedback loop could exist typing in piggy's chat? Do retards giggle and clap when they type emote spam or "YabaIRyS"?

>>27313359
I get dopamine when she reads what I type or takes my suggestions, to do this you simply have to actually type messages instead of blush emotes.

>>27313359
Some do yes.

Sometimes she reads other comments that make an effort though. You should try it sometime. I'm sure it'd mellow you out.

>>27313457
I don't want to talk to her (or pantomime talking to her). Sounds like a (you) thing.

>>27309116
I have already blasted a ton of my hope juice to this pic if ya know what I mean.

>>27313531
No could you explain it to me?

>>27313504
We all know you don't care about other people. Still, I think you should try it.

>>27313609
Cum anon. He is talking about fapping to that IRyS pic and shooting semen out of his penis.

>>27312609
>Not acting like a sexpest every occasion she gets
>sexless prude
she could be one of the most prominent rule 34 artist out there you wouldn't even know you sperg

>>27313721
>>27313531
Hope juice sounds like they should see a doctor. It's not supposed to be like Apple juice.

TimeRyS love!!!

>>27313762
Basic reps, anon. She never draws anything spicy and refuses to acknowledge the carnal act even exists.
And on the subject of all the ass fanart, she specifically said she would like people to "tone it down."

>>27314505
She seemed more annoyed by the takos spamming cucumbers in other members chats than the Inass

>>27314549
Her response to the fanart has not been positive, either way.

>>27313627
>I think you should try it.
No thanks, if I wanted to talk to pigs I'd go back to jail.

>>27314505
she said to not overdo it as in not spam inass in her chat for the next 2 weeks

people overly acting prude in public are amongst the most degenerate in private anon

just woke up
irys status update?

>>27315064
Sleeping comfy hugging her Kronii Daki.

>>27315064
Cute, as always

>>27315064
Streaming right now

>>27315064
playing gartic

>>27313457
That's fucking weird. Shes just a regular woman playing a character. She isn't better than you.

>>27315182
>>27315365

Fuck off

>>27315064
You missed a short IRyS cameo in another EN's stream. Forget those niggas who claimed IRyS has streamed today. She didn't.

>>27315064
get a new ritual post faggot

I only care about the IRyS that exists within the Hololive sphere. A woman without her live2D vtuber model is no longer special or worth your attention beyond what you would give any random slag on the street.

>>27315666
She's using her old Model tho so seethe

>>27315792
Is she really? She's usually just a png

>>27315064
Floral and sweaty in bed with me

I just noticed that she kinda laughs like Mumei in her last twitter space

When irys is talking about her keyboard she'll often refer to it as a living thing.

>>27316064
That's not that uncommon

>>27316064
Japs tend to do that a lot. Probably got that habit from her mum

>>27315110
>IRyS
>Sleeping around 23-24JST
Nice joke anon. I'll be actually worried if she is sleeping at this time unless she has some super early appointment tomorrow

>>27316064
consider dudes that refer to their car as “she”
lots of people do that with inanimate things they’re attached to

>>27316345
>consider dudes that refer to their car as “she”
I've known tons of gearheads and none of them do this. It's more common with boats.

wonder if the nephilim is smelly right now

wonder if the pig lover is a faggot right now

>>27316467
You've never heard this before?
"She's a beauty. X miles on the clock"

FAFNER...

>>27316553
We have to throw in the towel Fafner bros

>>27316581
The towel was well and truly thrown a long time ago. IRyS can't do long watchalongs so it takes too long to finish anything.
not that I care about finishing Fafner. I just want to spend a lot of time with IRyS.

>>27316553
>>27316581
Who wants to watch something she keeps adding caveats to.
>W-we could watch it at 5x speed and skip these episodes and if we skip every op and ed and if I type out one sentence summaries of each episode and-

Piggy has a problem with attention retention in general. Most Holos who played Elden Ring and liked it have finished it or are working on finishing it.
Piggums has lost interest in gaming, though, and only does FotM one-offs and collabs now.

>>27316553
I will watch fafner at the next watchalong!!

>>27316777
She never had much interest in gaming in the first place

>>27316818
She likes some things. Her problem is she either really likes a game, or hates it.

Thank you very much summer season for doing your job

>>27316818
I'd argue it's the only thing she can do aside from infinite zatsudans (which already make up a majority of her stream time) and karaokes (which she's doing less and less).
She already talks about wanting to be a normal vtuber and not a vsinger. Unless she goes the Haachama route, she will unironically become EN Ayame.

>>27316945
I didn't mean that she wouldn't play them, it'll still be most of her content

>>27317075
I agree. Just pointing out that it's obvious piggums is having a problem keeping her "girl gamer" facade up, and it's no one's fault but hers.

>>27317204
She never pretended to be a gamer girl. It was pretty clear from the start that she wasn't one

>>27317204
Maybe it's because she's not a girl gamer anymore?

I don't know what she is anymore. The only constant is that she's streaming less often and when she does it's just collabs.

Is this all IRyS is now? A collaborator?

>>27317314
>She never pretended to be a gamer girl.
Don't know what you call shifting to streaming games on her PL channel and continuing to drop gaming streams nightly when she rebranded as IRyS.

>>27317399
Games are just the default type of content for vtubers

>>27317433
And IRyS wants to be a vtuber.
Are you mentally challenged?

Will IRyStocrats ever be happy?

>>27317517
When my comfy solo streams return and karaoke or two wouldn't hurt.

what a surprise, the schizo doesn’t even listen to things she herself has said

>>27317578
Which one? She barely says anything. She won't even tell us how long her breaks are and when she plans to return, only to find out from somebody else there may in fact be a collab.

>>27317493
I was objecting to the notion that she presents herself as a "gamer girl", not that she plays games

>>27316945
>unless she goes the Haachama route
This peaks my interest. Haachama should start giving her pointers now. I don't know if I would survive a Goth IRyS and Haachama world.

>>27317651
give me a (You) with an even longer reply

>>27317707
So you're just being a rhetorical autist to save face. Got it.

How do you deal with IRyS withdrawal symptoms

>>27317861
reps, all the reps

>>27317861
We watch documentaries and TV shows together in the living room

>>27317861

>>27317861
It's not easy when she doesn't tell us anything. It would be easier to just "go away" and forget about her for a while if she'd let us know how long her breaks are when she plans on returning.

>>27317916
She enjoys being manipulative like that. Since she can stream today she'll probably be back tomorrow anyway

>>27317861
by watching more IRyS

>>27317916
>go away
unironically good advice that some anons should try sometime

You are giving her too much credit. She's a casualty of the entertainment industry. Many such cases

I think I'm starting to hate Irys...
familiarity breeds contempt...

>>27318067
but then she might come back without me realising. Leaving this thread open in another tab is a good way to stay glued in. I wouldn't even know about the possibility of a Sana collab if I hadn't stayed here. Still don't know the date but at least I know something is coming.

>>27318129
I understand the feeling

>>27318129
>>27318238
At least you fuckers can admit it. Now go away and find someone you aren't feeling hate towards

>>27318292
But the thread is my oshi

>>27318129
Sound engineer-kun is really gonna hate her by the time he's had his fun with her, then.

Retweet RyS

>you will never be fed up with IRyS' nagging
Bros... I want an IRyS ex-girlfriend

Bros she said she'll "definitely come back" to Sekiro......

>>27318636
That was a lie from the start and (You) should have known that

>>27317861
Watching Wimbledon and doing my vidya and anime reps

>>27318636
Ah, yes, the stream where she wouldn't stop munching like a fat pig and got so frustrated she had to vent on main. It was also just before her menhera arc that has yet to conclude.
Arguably, Sekiro ruined piggy.

>IRyS is RTing stuff
>Bae is RTing stuff
They're together right now!!!

>>27319183
Based and true.

>>27317861
fapping to art of Ina's ass and back

>>27318636
She said it before that she's gonna review clips but didn't :( I'm sad

watch my clips btw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ9lz9S-4YyEUyyT1BuplLg

>>27319776
Don't shill your channel here. I'll say this nicely because others won't put it so nicely.

I only watch JP clippers.

I only watch 'clips' if they put as much effort as this
https://youtu.be/K68IuPzG8lQ

>>27320461
TimeRyS bad.

>>27319776
oh wow is that piggy clipper Holozilla appearing in my very own thread
hey Holozilla why are you gay

I don't know if the fact that the schizoid is 100% up to date to any and all Irys stuff is absolutely pathetic or kind of endearing

>Irys

>>27320871
>>27320801
The shitter has a point. It is pathetic. It's natural to forget stuff. I don't remember everything IRyS says (some stuff sticks more than others) and I usually don't go back to check either.

Re-watching VODs just isn't the same for some reason.

>>27319906
Fuck you

>>27320461
Fuck you too 2view clipper

>>27321033
Translate JP and I'll sub to you. Just don't fuck it up.

English clips serve no purpose to me. Especially when your popular clips are all Bae or Kronii. Fuck that.

>>27321136
>English clips serve no purpose to me.
They're what got you into vtubing.

I don't watch streams and I don't watch clips. All I look at are the screenshots people post here. That's all I need to know what's going on.

>>27321500
Yes. English translations of Japanese clips.

I can speak and understand the Queen's English just fine mate.

>>27321136
Lmao are you really going to subscribe to this guy?? I bet you are also subscribe to that discordfag clipper IRySimp

We fucking love discordfags and CFAA bros here. If English is your native tongue, get the fuck out.

>>27321500
No that was Kizuna Ai and her reaction images

>>27321661
If he translates JP, yes. He won't though.

English clips serve no purpose to me or anyone, really. English clips could be useful if they were attached to IRyS channel because they'll promote her and drive engagement to her but not on some random lone entities channel.

>>27321579
Even if you don't watch clips of chuubas you like, you absolutely watch clips of chuubas you dislike. Otherwise, you'd be watching 5-hour vshoho streams to form your opinions about them.

>>27321744
Seamonkeys are really on high alert lately huh?

>>27321886
I don't watch clips of the VWhores unless I happen to see one on /vt/. My whole opinion of them is formed from this board. As you can likely guess, it's not great.

I'm not interested in western vtubing companies anyway, or western media in general. They can stay as far away from hololive as possible as far as I'm concerned.

>>27321744
What does the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act have to do with any of this?

>>27322086
That IRySimp Faggot is part of CFAA I guess

>>27322086
What are you a cop?

>>27322067
>My whole opinion of them is formed from this board.
lol are you fucking real my retard

>>27322086
you’ll never catch hackeRyS

>>27322228
Someone who can Google

>>27322348
Sadly, yes. I'm not going to watch them. I'm not interested in them. I don't give a shit about them. I don't have an ounce of integrity invested in them. Quite simply, they do not exist to me.

>>27322505
This is a real IRyStocrat here! No watching clips only stream. Fuck dem clippers

IRyS should hang out more with some of her hardworking japanese senpais. Maybe their work ethic will rub on her a bit. Probably not, but never hurts to try.

>>27322629
She should Collab with one of her kouhais like Koyori. She is a very hard-working coyote, it could rub off on her. She's streamed a lot lately, hurt her throat and still did a member stream tonight where she watched a movie. I know all of those because other than dipping in and out of her streams, I enabled Twitter notifications which is a bit of a mistake because compared to IRyS she's some sort of Twitter addict.

>>27323313
IRyS won't be able to learn anything from Koyori until she's a proper hag

>>27322629
>Maybe their work ethic will rub on her a bit.
It's the only way she'll develop a work ethic at this point. She's clearly a grasshopper and not an ant. She needs peer pressure from her fellow chuubas to get off her fat pig ass and stream.

>>27324036
No. My lazy grasshopper will be carried through life on the back of the ants

>>27324602
>will be carried through life
Not at this rate. Her voice will deteriorate, and if she doesn't work, she won't eat.

I hope Whori pulls a Coco and graduates so we can finally have chadcast with the only good chadcast members.

>>27325165
IRyS is the only good member

>>27325165
I nominate Kronii to replace Pink Woman

>>27325165
Bae too. It'll be an IRyS talk show then.

I hope IRyS leaves and joins VShojo Japan

>>27325165
Fill the giant hole whori leaves with Ina and make it an anime podcast which they can invite a JP onto
Indifferent to the rat she can either stay or go

>anime podcast
get testosterone

>>27325259
I can't stand Kronii. She rubs me the wrong way. An anime podcast with ina is a better idea if she can't do her own thing.

How about Mori and Bae stay and they graduate IRyS so she can go back to being an indie since you faggots don't like anyone in Hololive

>>27325943
I like everyone in Hololive except Mori

>>27325943
I like everyone in Hololive except IRyS

>>27325764
this thread has more /vt/sisters than nijiEN, not a drop of test to be seen in the last 20 posts

>>27325943
I like everyone except:
Bae
Mori
Kronii
Kiara

>>27325943
How about IRyStocrats graduates and then IRyS can get a nicer fanbase?

>>27325943
it’s really only a few obnoxious faggots that you’re referencing there desu
t. faggot that actually does like hololive

>>27325764
>>27326083
What's wrong with anime?

It'd be better if IRyS could do something on her own but an anime show is by no means a bad idea in my opinion.

>>27326083
>last 20 posts
make it the entire thread so you don’t forget you’re included too

Watching anime in 2022 is actually worse than watching Mori
Like holy shit you have to absolutely hate yourself to do this shit

>>27326434
Nothing is worse than Mori.

>>27325943
I like Hololive JP. Hololive EN is run by retards and only IRyS is any good.

>>27326434

Irys is cute

>Irys

You fucked up the soundpost again.

airisu...

IRyS is dead. It's time to move on.

>>27327845
She's alive and well

>>27328410
Piggy's alive, but certainly not "well."

>>27328864
Her coughs cleared up and nothing gives the impression that she's I'll again. Who knows though. I suppose time will tell when she eventually says something or comes back.

>>27329693
*ill again
(stupid auto-correct)

>>27329693
Aside from her status as a chunker, her mental health remains in the toilet as far as we know.

>>27329868
She's fine.

>>27325990
this but Ollie too.

SHE IS BACK!

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1543317098331484162
I will not kill myself today

>>27329956
>She's fine.
She's a sad piggy.

>>27330602
no u

>>27325943
That would be ideal, yes

>>27330602
She's not.
>>27330587
>>27330590
Well that was sudden.

>>27330590
My wife returns...
I love her..

>>27330590
Shame, I was excited about the Sana collab

Sana BTFO'd I guess.
Bad look for piggums.

>>27330850
>>27330792
It'll still probably happen. At least I don't see why not.

it makes sense that her return is with a public streams but... fafner...

>>27331135
Nobody cares.
It's a solo stream with IRyS, I'm happy.

>>27331178
i care

>>27331211
too bad IRyS doesn't care. I'd love to marathon watch it with her, not because I care about fafner but because I care about her.

She can't do that though.

>>27309745
>IRySoSanta coming down the chimney on Christmas
>child catches her in the living room putting presents under the tree
>Drop kicks the kid and takes the presents back

>>27330590
>"I wanna play WITH myself"

>>27331540

>>27331588
that’s how I read it at first glance

>>27331588
She's not being yabai (I think). Her foot massager didn't even arrive yet.

LET'S GOOO
https://youtu.be/5tjEJqh_Jbg
https://youtu.be/5tjEJqh_Jbg
https://youtu.be/5tjEJqh_Jbg

>>27331775
It did arrive.
We moved in together and I brought it with me
my cock

>>27331883
comfy zatsu time let’s fucking GO

>>27332142
your cock vibrates? that might be parkinson’s, anon.. maybe see a medical professional about that

>>27332628
Its the speedforce I tell ya!
ITS A SUPER POWER

>>27332628
or he's packing some serious heat and IRyS just steps on it like you would when using a tennis ball to roll out a sore spot on your body

Today is good day

Is it really though

>>27333914
thanks a lot, now I'm imagining him with one of those back roller things for a pp

>>27332628
its ok to be envious anon

>>27334840
not jealous... I swear I'm not looking up how to induce parkinson's disease

>>27334690
i just pictured a door stopper instead

>>27335145
wedgeRyStocrat..

>>27335564
>wedge
nah, one of these

>>27335688
oh kek, I'm retarded. that makes way more sense

>>27331883
we know she played off stream you think shes already unlocked herself or gatcha hell?

well fuck, one step at a time is now officially stuck in my head
it has some serious city pop vibes, so goddamn catchy

>>27336297
she said it was harder than she expected iirc. so I'm gonna go with either she hasnt played alot yet or gacha hell

>>27335138
Something about women pressing their fat tits into each other is hot as fuck even though lesbians are disgusting.

>>27335138
Great pairing and those shimipan are top notch. Good stuff, draw anon

>>27335138
>>27336614
It's because they're doing it for me…

>>27338507
It's also hottest when one of the girls is embarrassed because she's slightly less endowed than the other.

>>27338173
internet overdose JKRyS shimapan merch when

WHERE'S MY Woh there she is

poll later

>>27342218
Fuck off.

>>27341856
fitting that piggums' first collab partner was a wide ride herself

>>27342339
that's the only good thing this thread has left, you shut your fucking mouth

>>27342995
>shut your fucking mouth
you're saying what everyone wants, sadly this thread is the only thing in his life

Raging at divegrass baffles me like the people who rage at goslings. They are all harmless

>>27344152
>lol why wouldn't people love it when me and my discordfaggots invite ourselves to random generals
Kill yourself

>>27344306
Meds

>replying to schizos
>again

Soccer is for faggots.
Go back to Discord.

>>27342995
>>>/vt/cope

Stop linking your dead ass crybaby thread

>>27344496
I still think it's just the one but accurate nonetheless

>>27344933
Stop breathing.

>>27344961
Go back to your discord, you'll find your safe space there

>>27345042
nta who exactly is the crybaby supposed to be here?

>>27345124
The ones who cry about the state of the thread every day instead of just ignoring the things they don't like. You know, like normal people do.

>>27345042
My safespace is right between IRyS' cheeks

>>27345234
so like the people bitching about divegrass instead of ignoring it, and the people giving those thin-skinned retards (You)s
got it

>

It's /HiRyS/
Not /HiCouncil/
Not /HiMyth/
Not /HiChads/
Not /HiDiscordfaggots/
Not /HiHolocure/
/HiRyS/
For IRyS

If someone posts something I don't like, I absolutely MUST do one of two things:
Cry my eyes out while biting my pillow
Fervently respond to each and every thing they post

That's, there's literally no other thing I can do. My hands are tied.

>>27346030
>Cry my eyes out while biting my pillow
>Fervently respond to each and every thing they post
Yes, you are. Right now.

Good to see you retards are doing about the same, can't have your thread shit up by new drama if it's already shit. 300 IQ really

>>27346242
Feel free to leave.

>>27346242
I like hostility

>>27346242
I mean, it's offhours, it's hard to expect much more than shitposting and timeloops

>>27346326
Bingo. Nothing says "low T" like wanting a hugbox where you can giggle and play with friends.

This is it IRyStocucks
We did it
IRyS will finally play that shitty game.

>>27347994
Don't give a shit about the game. As long as I get my hopium and there's no wigger or rat in the stream to dilute it.

>>27346242
Its just IRyS withdrawal syndrome
The takofriends also had to deal with it by taking out their horniness on literally a frame of ina while her 3d model was being spun really quickly

>>27346242
This is true though.

>>27349411
>did Irys unlock herself yet?

They don't know.

>>27349607
Go back.

Finally a stream...... all the doubters can eat crow now

>>27349725
I'm local bro

>>27349866
Prove it

>>27350078
Well, you should prove I'm not local too
lol
Am I good now?

Have you guys noticed that threads went downhill ever since IRyS started collabing with other Hololive English members? Makes you think.

>>27350173
>lol
Fuck off tourist

>>27350367
>ever since
>IRyS started collabing with other Hololive English members
Are you talking about an ancient event?

>>27350427
Prove it

lol equals tourist is madness though

>>27350535
You are sticking out like a sore thumb, faggot.

>>27350367
Thanks Chadcast.
Thanks Mori.

Might owe Bae big thanks in future, depends on Bae's action

>>27350651
Loling at (you)

>>27330590
My hope is back

>>27350704
Stop it, you are ruining that anon's day

>>27350677
Bae is a worthless cumrag

>>27330590
>I will not kill myself today
Bro what happens to you tomorrow? (Also how did you survive up to this day?)

bakerchama
bakerchama bakerchama

You said there will be douzo and edition if IRyS streams.
I remember that.

bakerchama bakerchama
bakerchama

>>27351064
I'm here, calm down negro

Tell me about the baker. Why doesn't he ever sleep?

>>27351086
Prove it.

>>27351159
Sleep during vt inactive hours. Set alarm to sleep shorter hours.

>>27351159
Just always been this way.

>>27351303
Melodramatic, but doesn't explain anything though

>>27351360
I just don't sleep much and never have even as a child, probably some flavor of autism or something. I'm content with my lifestyle though I get a lot done.

IRySweaty Ass

>>27351690
On my face

>>27351690
solely the property of sound engineer-kun

>>27351809
rrat Sound engineer is actually soundanon

>>27351690
>>27351757
How do you think she'd react if you did a raspberry on her butt?

For me, it's IRySweaty Armpits.

>IRyS stream soon
>No more gifted
Bros, I think todays going to be a good day

>>27352266
I wasn't that against gifted memberships, especially when I saw that they're going to long time greys, but I quickly changed my mind when I saw one of them keep reminding her to end the twitter space last time.

>>27352266
Who gives a shit about gifted subs.

>>27352460
I do pig schizo

>>27351159
>Tell me about the baker. Why doesn't he ever sleep?
There is a famous theory about bakerchama. He is an indie programmer who specializes in Optical Character Recognition. He spent most time playing Civilization games, and never bothered with his job. One day, Hope materialized in digital form and this changed his life entirely.

By utilizing his expertise in OCR, bakerchama developed an insanely complex script that recognizes text and can act according to set rules. Being autistic to the core, He has prewritten an enormous amount of rules and included all possible keywords as triggers.

And then…… You know the rest of the story.


I don’t needs meds when IRyS streams

>>27352679
Sugee..

>>27350704
stop bullying the snapping turtle anon you'll hurt his feelings

>>27352679
But does he bake bread or pastries?

>>27353488
Sometimes, I thought about making a dessert for the 4th but i'm just grilling like usual

>>27354450
That sounds nice. I got 2 small chocolate bars. I'll throw one hard enough in your direction so you can catch it.

>>27354685
You didn't specify if they were the right kind of chocolate

>>27354755
You want dark, white or milk?

>>27354808
80% Dark at least

>>27354808
>white
thats not even chocolate

>>27354930
I hope it doesn't melt when it hits mach 5

>>27354958
Some white chocolate is extremely good (yes, there's different types of white chocolate)

>>27354958
We have some nice white chocolate in the Britland

>>27355061
This guy knows what's up.

>>27355021
tru and I've had some nice white chocolate but i still refuse to consider it actual chocolate

>>27355105
I'm a sucker for the milky bar and I will treat my wife IRyS to one.
She'll be able to experience an aspect of my childhood

>>27355180
You just reminded me of that stupid song…

>>27355159
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>>27355159
Douzo~ Thought the gif was bigger, i'm rusty, also thanks to the other baker for condensing the other stuff I was too lazy to.

Piggums shouldn't be eating any kind of chocolate. She's too fat.

>>27355234
Only the best is good enough...

>>27355247
Dark chocolate is healthy though