/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27244371
I wanna marry a Holo

>>27244371
I have everything I could ever want. Perhaps someone else could use this.

>>27244425
FPBP

>>27244425
granted

>>27244371
Gura as my wife

>>27244425
Your wish is granted however she is the Holo you despise the most.

>>27244683
That's kinda hot in and of itself

>>27244669
Granted but she has a grown up body.

>>27244889
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>27244371
Holorgy while Nijis sucks on my oshii toes and meat toilets.

>>27244425
It's Towa

>>27244425
granted. You marry a holostar

>>27244371
Kiara-Pomu collab, that has no doxing happen as a result of it.

>>27244371
Males never debut in HoloEN

>>27245157
Sadly cover wants more money.

>>27244371
I'll take a box of donuts, please

Fauna as my faithful wife for all eternity.

>>27245157
Your wish is granted but MtF make it into HoloEN and fuck your oshi

>>27245114
Granted however Niji EN Finana crashes the collab and brings Niji Males with her. At the end they reveal HoloStars EN.

The collab is kino of the highest order and even the Finana and Male crash was a fun part that was done as a deliberate joke to tease holobronnies but sadly no one will remember any of that and the catalog will be filled with YAB, Graduation when, your oshi is a whore, and other bait threads. The storm will pass but no one will remember the best collab ever. Even your memory will be tainted by the "outrage".

>>27244371
Males debut in HoloEN

>>27245234
They're ames gluten free donuts

>>27245157
Granted but your favourite HoloEN member gets to collab with Vox.

>>27245307
I'll share them with Ame!

>>27244425

>>27245360
You give them to Ame... however there was cross contamination when the doughnuts were made. Her tummy horts and she is now on hiatus. Thanks a lot anon you ruined everything!

>>27245360
Cute

>>27245459
I can save her...

>>27244371
I wish to nuke all of China except Taiwan, with all the nuclear fallout heading in the general direction of Russia and the Middle East.

>>27244371
Kiara will get the numbers she's always wanted

but she will become more distant with chat and eventually start over working herself like Pekora

>>27245680
nuclear fallout will mutate Jews into something even more powerful

>>27245680
The Nukes cause a tsunami that drowns your oshi... only ID remains untouched.

>>27245680
China has Israels iron dome. They then bomb the US into dust. Taiwan is reunited with the PRC. The CPC brings the world to communism and world peace is achieved. Israel is nuked in this process and Palestinians have control of their land again.

>>27244371
I wish that Irys gets a new model.

>>27244425
Granted.

>I wish for Nijisanji to be more popular in the wests
some nijifag before Finana leapt headfirst into twitter sjws

>>27246066
Granted however the rigger fucks it up and everyone wishes for the old model.

>>27246066
Granted.

>>27244371
Hymen check, body count and relationship status for every EN vtuber as publicly accessible info

>>27244371
Bring Senzawa back to the boys.
Hololive, VShojo, etc. is some of the most forced, socially stinted, awkward and downright demeaning forms of entertainment besides preschool programming and femdom porn.

In a market pandering to Autistically numb spergcels, watching a sheer powerhouse like Senz gear down and neuter to her drooling Leddit Gurwa persona is the most bang for buck.
For the rest of us however, it's disheartening.

>>27246233
Granted. Your penis inspection becomes publicly available too whenever you watch any vtuber.

>>27245246
She gets hounded by jealous gachikoi and IMF saplings on social media, and as it starts getting to her she becomes more reserved in her ASMRs.

>>27246278
Granted. Senzawa is being raped by a pack of black boys.

>>27245246
Granted. However, she never says "uuu" in her entire life anymore.

>>27246278
watched sen on twitch back before she did the rap covers on YT and I absolutely concur

V-Tubers as a business model is cancer.
Preys on the most depraved men with the most lazy shovelware content.

>>27244683
HoloCN harem! Sadly no Yogiri or Spade Echo for me. Who will be my best girl? How will they feel that I would be watching Kiryu Coco archives live while having sex? If they finally found a cure to ageing, together we will wait 500 years for Coco's return.

>>27246233
Body counts all double digits, all in a harem with a giga SEAchad

>>27244647
That’s Korbo

>>27246145
woah, who's this cutie?

>>27246298
This is basically what happened. I'm ok with it especially if I was on the other end.

>>27245077
I'm gonna mating press Izuru

>>27244371
sex with Mio

>>27244371
will you?

>>27246694
Granted, but you develop a distaste for hags, erectile dysfunction and can't get it up.

I want my oshi to think of me favorably.

>>27246435
Rosalyn. She will top you when you try to watch Coco.

>>27246894
Granted. But you become her anti.

>>27246847
Afterwards at least?

>>27247001
lol no. But as a consolation, afterwards she says it's okay and gives you a pity gifted membership.

To become Lamy and have everyone in this thread run a train on me

>>27244371
pls give a girlfriend that is a fan of hololive and not nijisanji

>>27247107
Granted. She's MtF.

>>27246933
That makes sense, no one could ever think of me favorably. She must be lying to manipulate me!

>>27244371
Amelia Watson graduation

>>27244371
Mori graduates.

>>27247167
Even better.

>>27244371
I wish for enough money to be able to start a successful vtuber agency.

>>27247211
Granted. She becomes the most popular indie vtuber and your oshi graduates with her to join her crib and drink lean with her all day.

>>27247211
She becomes wildly successful in her next endeavor to the point where all vtubers try to emulate her.

>>27244371
Go back to 2012.

>>27247231
Granted. You have enough money, but you lack skill to start a successful vtuber agency, so you waste all your money, girls graduate after a week and you're in debt.

>>27247211
Granted. She finally did it. Her final yab destroyed Hololive and forced everyone to graduate.

>>27244371
I wish misery on the entire vtuber industry, so that it may crash and burn forever.

>>27247359
Granted. All vtubers become vastly successful irl streamers and you become the last vtuber with funny pronouns.

>>27247291
Your wish has already been granted twice, but okay, I'll do it again. You forget everything on the way back.

>>27246654
Based.

>>27247167
nvm I'll take a real woman thank you

>>27247496
>You forget everything on the way back.
FUCK

>>27247211
Her roomates career booms in popularity. Who plays stadiums nation wides and wins a Grammy. She continues to collab with Hololive who are great friends with her still. Oh yeah and day one after graduation she reveals her Japanese boyfriend she had the whole time.

>>27245680
This would be a dream come true

>>27247437
very nice

>>27244371
I want Mori to stream her making lean with Connor and drugging Gura afterwards

>>27246035
>no US
>no Israel
>communism
2 out of 3 ain't bad

>>27248421
Moris belly knocks over the vials and they die in a meth lab explosion

>>27246521
anon that's a trap!

Kill all schizos

You're too late, I wanted to see Kaguya Luna at Kizuna Ai's final concert...

>>27249377
You die

>>27249336
You activated my brap card!

hololive releases official cunny merch

>>27249647
A small price to pay

>>27247103
Granted but the train hits your legs first and you slowly die from the bleeding

>>27244371
I wish for Gawr Gura of Hololive to collab with Vshojo member and prominent lewdtuber Projekt Melody

>>27244371
Suddenly HoloRU appears

>>27249913
They take turns blowing Mel's manager

>>27244371
https://youtu.be/Cl63BiEWqbA
I want a real boss fight, not a meaningless scrap with some random fuck, but an archenemy
I want an adventure, the thrill of battle with something meaningful at stake
I want to be covered in scars and blood

>>27249336
the fuck did you just say?????

I want to be a famous chuuba

>>27244371
I wish to fuck Risu everyday

>>27250939
Her tail gets too crusty from your cum and it's to fuck from it poking your balls.

>>27244371
Iname animation of https://youtu.be/rsF5EWOQN9Y?t=108

I wish i had never discovered vtubers

>>27251942
You become an Amouranth simp.

>>27250812
0 profit 1view career, followed by massive, worldwide posthumous infamy due to suicide, complete with fanart

>>27244371
I want to marry my oshi.

>>27246278
Having actually watched her from time to time when she was on twitch she was incredibly lackluster. And everyone just egging her to stream drunk or high wasn't doing her mental any good.

>>27244371
i want gura to finally stream her rm like ame, mori and kiara did

>>27246066
Granted, but it is made by the same artist and her skin gets a shade darker.

>>27245459
>>27245562

>>27244371
to become the demon king, marry my oshi and earn a billion dollars.

>>27244647
This is even better than what he asked for.

I just want one more mahbols stream :(

I wish Twitter screencaps were banned from 4chan

>>27248668
Yeah, the first and the third

>>27244371
I wish my oshi to become famous so he can have doujinshis like he ever wanted.

>>27244371
Fubuki's immediate graduation and blacklisting from the company

That COVID didnt happen so we wouldnt be in this board. No streaming, no Gura, no Coco, no Mito, no Holo, no Niji, no corporate EN chuubas, no tribal wars and only Vtubers in the literal sense

>>27244371
I want Suisei to be my gentledom gf

>>27245680
China's destruction collapses the world economy, causing revolutions and wars as people become so impoverished they struggle to even feed themselves. The wars destroy even more of the environment. Only 4 billion people remain with a mix of late 19th - mid late 20th century technology. Many countries have become either fascist or communist.

>>27244371
A father who at least learned to not be a narcissistic POS around my nieces after fucking me and my sister up already...

For IRyS to marry me and be mine and mine alone.

I want Choco to be #1

>>27244563
Just imagine being in the middle of intense lovey-dovey, baby-making sex and she accidentally calls you Onii-chan.

>>27244371
Is this what happened to .WebMrel?

>>27246423
>Anon says as her whore of an oshi as reacting content as her favorite hobby

>>27244371
Please have a wave of HolomalesEN that cater to female fans we actually give them money and numbers also I will support them and watch them grow and help them beat the nijimales

Youtube monetization goes back to the golden age, reigning the high effort video trend

>>27271942
Granted but the VAs are SEA

>>27255522
>Liking some wolf's dirty seconds

>>27273706
As long as they are fluent enough in english, this is fine.

>>27244371
I wish my Japanese would be better.

>>27270486
please tell me that this is an elaborate puppet and not a real animal

>>27244371
My ultimate hope is that everyone who watches vtubers eventually earns the love and validation of their respective fathers, finds a nice girl to settle down with and have 2.5 kids with, and makes a moderately successful life for themselves with a stable career, a small home in the suburbs, and a 401k that takes them comfortably through their golden years with a modest lifestyle.

Also I hope they stop simping for cartoons they're fucking adults jesus christ

>>27276799
Granted but an invincible black guy fucks ur ass at random times during the day

>>27258106
They are replaced with Facebook screencaps.

>>27244371
>what you wish for /vt/
A flame war that ends in tragedy

>>27244371
Oooooh no, last time I made a wish on that thing we got HoloMyth.