/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*curses pippa with pippants*
*curses pippa with pippanties*
dead meme reviving anon, it's schizchiru not schiziru.
t. foreheadposter/cute handwriting/schizchiru anon

Flakes will be MINE

>>27217023
What the fuck? Where are the rest of the ritualposters?
What have you done with them?!

PIPPA BUILT FOR BFC

LUMI IS A GOOD WOMAN

ピッパ抱きします!

>>27217138
Based retard

>>27216944
look at this dudes thighs from the last thread.

>>27217247
im going to beat you up when i get buff

>>27217247

PIPPA IS 100% LATIN

>>27217163
Don't call the Phase talents dumb. Also
>frogs >>>> diapers anyday
Because we all know that's where you're heading with this, you sick fuck

>>27217199
Wait hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld the F U C K on.
That line.
On her neck.
HER HEAD IS DETACHABLE
I REPEAT
HER NECK IS DETACHABLE

I like Lumi but she has no soul.

>>27217286
Yes.

>>27217422
She's a robot, it's sort of implied.

>>27217381
you fucking tard it isn't an infantilization or ABDL fetish, it's you a grown man or woman, sucking on her massive teat for hydration while she looks at you from above
you're the fucking degenerate here because your mind took the implication to its logical extreme, which is the ABDL/infantilization fetish

I love Phase Connect!

personally, I think Lia is the best

>>27217479
>it's not infantalization, it's just getting off to acting like a baby!

>>27217548
...you actually think that sucking breasts is infantile behavior?

>>27217425
Your time is limited anon, i start physical therapy tomorrow. Before long i will be back in the gym doing squats, bench, chinups, pullups, deadlifts, and press.
Im going to get so strong and cut that i will pop your skull like bubble wrap with a leg curl.

GENTOO WHEN???

>>27217422
>ywn the mecha dullahan

>>27217627
>being locked on her nipple for nourishment and hydration
Anon I...

I want to hug the Pippa.

https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2022/06/27/irish-man-raped-by-two-assailants-during-holiday-in-spains-valencia-city/

>i will show those POSTERS
>PIPPA CANT DO ONE PUSHUP? WELL NOW SHE CAN AND SQUATS
>PIPPA STRONG
>NEW DAY NEW PIPPA
>SING IT WITH ME: ONE REP TWO REP THREE REP FOUR! LISA'S COOKING COMING TO MY DOOR!

>>27217955
Which one of them is in gen three

>>27217955
I'm sorry this happened to you, but is there a reason you're telling us?

>>27216952
NO PIPPANTS (embed)
NO PIPPANTIES (embed)
>>27217023
curse you schizchiru, i refuse the very notion of lower body coverings just as pippa does! (embed)

https://www.twitch.tv/gingerkitsu
Pipfriendo drawing a happy pippa taking a swim at the con pool its nice that pippa has friends I wish I had friends.... if I became a vtuber could I have friends?

>>27218179
>if I became a vtuber could I have friends?
Are you male?

>>27218156
ffuuuuck, I didn't catch that.
This is why I don't bake
(embed)

>>27218179
>I wish I had friends....
same but im not really sure how to be a good friend

Lumi is a fake bitch and belongs with the vshojo sluts

>>27218432
Lumi belongs to phase connect!

>>27218432
lumi belongs in my bed

Lumi is a trustworthy woman who belongs in Phase-Connect

i've only ever said one thing about lumi and i'm gonna say it again. I want to have sex with her breasts

Lumi belongs in my bed, along with the Vshojo sluts

Lumi walks old women across the street

>>27217704
Good luck with the PT, truly. You doing stronglifts?
>>27218210
>>27218302
This guy and I are going to be friends after we beat the shit out of each other, maybe you can do that?

>>27217704
Remember to do your cardio reps

Lumi would be my third choice for a wife, after Lia and Lisa.

>>27218210
are women not allowed to have friends? : /

>>27218671
>You doing stronglifts?
Ya, i got my squat up to 315lbs 5x5 but then things started getting funky and i had to have a surgery.
>>27218712
im doing 2 miles a day at the moment, i actually jogged for a mile for the first time in my life today without my lungs exploding. I felt like a little kid again it was so fun

>>27218766
I'd up the mile count because you're doing pretty intense weights, Zyzz wouldn't want you to face the same fate as he did.

>>27218755
>are women not allowed to have friends?
Tell me you are a femoid without telling me you are femoid get out HAG

>>27218831
This is our general an-non.

>>27218827
i dont think i could ever reach zyzz but i would love to be a normal man. I will try to go further in distance

>>27218755
They are, you just have to do your networking reps, because orbiters =/= friends. You'll have to stick with other vtubers
If you're a dude, befriending your audience is much more manageable, The hard part would be getting one in the first place though.

>>27218755
may i smell your butt maam

>>27218926
I could tell you what her butt smells like

>>27218908
What I meant that Zyzz's heart went pop in a sauna (granted he did steroids). That's why cardio reps are important.

Remove the friends section, Phase only has enemies and poach targets

>>27219048
*and grooming targets

>>27218299
its okay an-non, if i may tell a story-ive fucked up worse on the OP (inbed)

>>27219129
I want to break into Aoi's house, find his roommate, and
delete her monster hunter save

>>27219503
>mommy experience is done already
>grandma
make cake make cake make cake!

>>27219503
I love spending time with my grandma.

>>27219503
shes trying hard to make sure no one goslings her again, but the first karaoke she has its all over

>>27219503
>grandma friend experience
She can't pull that off. She is simply not worthy.

>>27219503
chances that the words boyfriend, brother and oni are on a autoban filter already?

>>27219503
jokes on you bitch lolibaba's are my fetish

>>27219673
That is a guarantee

Lia? i'm thinking about Lia

Ok let's start moving. The VTL prep season is officially open and now proof of interest is being accepted from the threads. I've also been approved as a team manager now so I'm speaking in official capacity.

The roster used last cup is in pic related. There will be a revamp as old memes get culled and room is made for invaders and gentoos. Start firing off the suggestions cannon and tell me what you want to see on the roster, as well as what you want to see gone. This extends to team music, chants and ball.

Side question: will Tenma remain a GK?

Side note 2: the /vst/ stadium is set to become a placeholder home ground for the team unless better ideas are put forward.

Aesthetics-wise, we are lacking models of any kind for the gentoos (for obvious reasons). This is why I'm hereby requesting the help of anyone who has experience in Koikatsu or CM3D and can make models for them. Yumi are also in a fairly tight situation but at the very least they have placeholders ready from their time in /clg/.

Lastly, pitch-side adboards. The resolution for those must be 512x96. If you're feeling creative feel free to submit some.

I'm sure there's stuff I'm forgetting but this will do for now. Looking forward to working with you. Also, I will be joined by another manager once he gets verified.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

08:00 / 12:00 / 21:00 - Michiru Dark Souls 2
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Wolfenstein TNO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk4ZIkebaDA

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Lumi YLYL
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Trauma posting is autistic, and im not gonna pretend that pippa is some holy reason that i havent an hero'd. But all the bros here in /pcg/ and pippa have helped a homey through some really rough times.

i love you anons, alot. Thanks for being the bros you are, and i hope you guys are doing alright.

>>27220487
>15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Lumi YLYL
Outdated. She's playing Songs of Conquest instead due to a mix of workaholism, autism, fangirlism and - my guess - a desire to cement her branding.
I really hope she moves the stream to 6 hours later so all the autistic Germans and Slavs get filtered and don't shit up the chat screaming for HoMM. Not because I dislike HoMM but because it just isn't fun to be in a whiny Chat.

>>27220487
i prefer the updated one more, even if i fucked the hat and hair up a bit

>>27219503
https://youtu.be/D3l9IN287kY

any anons have Gin recommendations? I just started drinking it and it's amazing

>>27220497
Love you too faggot.

>>27220915
The selection here sucks, but tanqueray is pretty good.

What kind of drinks would suit the girls?
>Pippa
Pabst and a cheap sweet strawberry wine mixed
paired with wendys chilli topped with blue cheese (because then it's ok for it to be moldy)

>>27220915
Just run through all the ones available at your local liquor store, or as for their recommendations

>>27218755
you're not the only femoid, dw dw

>>27220915
Kyro Gin

>>27221214
>Pabst and a cheap sweet strawberry wine mixed
Not sure why it never caught on in the US but there's a "cocktail" Spaniards love that is
50:50 gutter-tier red box wine and coca-cola. Higher ABV than beer, goes down easy and can be whipped up in giant batches with additional flavorings like cinnamon lemon quarters and orange peel. Then you just get a big cup full of ice and do a McDick's style free refill program.
Pippa loves trash food and small town festivals. I think she'd like this sort of thing.

>>27221431
You’re thinking of a kalimocho and they are delicious in summer

>>27221431
>50:50 gutter-tier red box wine and coca-cola.
What about Franzia and Monster.
>cinnamon lemon quarters and orange peel.
All the wine/whatever combos kind of make me gag to think about, but this might actually save it.

I could actually imagine her drinking it on stream and shouting "FUCK YOU CHAT IT'S GOOD"

I like the bear

>>27218755
post benis

I wish pippa had more footjob porn

>>27220497
Thanks but I'm not

I wish Pippa had more feet

>>27220398
Thanks for managing.
Obvious thing would be to get some Invaders players in.
Having said that, I do believe we should wait for Gen2 to debut and get some memes in before we start deciding on roster names though, even for Invaders and name changes to Gen1, since you never know when that might happen between that time and now.
It's unfortunate that the tourney is starting so close to a new gen debut, but it can't be helped.
My 2 cents.

I wish I had more Pippa feet

>>27220398
Trying to get some gen 2s in is obvious. Killing of some of the dead or mostly dead memes would also be a good idea. Stuff like Gorillas are Extinct, The jacket comes off, Uruhulk, clean it up janny, one of nasa's 3 players. And I swear to fucking god we better not get a brap player.

>>27222751
There is no reason to have someone that didnt even debut yet in

>>27221783
>I could actually imagine her drinking it on stream and shouting "FUCK YOU CHAT IT'S GOOD"
That was the point yeah. It's got that girly trashy simple flavor combo that people like her tend to adore.
>>27221682
Right that was the name thank you.

>>27222888
>>27222751
Things referring to Gentoo should exclusively refer to their (non)existence rather than individual members.

>>27222888
No shit we wait for debut you mongoloid.

>>27222888
Anon the cup starts in September.

It's over bros

>>27220398
How much of the entire thing does Holo/Niji take up? A reference to cross company collabs/pairings might be nice to have. The cross company minecraft server and the recent cover with tsunderia come to mind.

'Wallmart Pekora' seems more descriptive and accurate than 'Discount Pekora'

'Muumi marry me' and 'Kevin' have to stay.

Maybe the one year anniversary coffee make for a good reference. 'SHILL THE COFFEE' maybe.

The 'discount/prototype okayu' purple cat that might have been Pippa's model would also make for a good player.

Also I hate to admit it but maybe the brapposters could be acknowledged...

>>27219673
where is the evidence its her?

ooooooooooooooooooohhhh im loooooooooooooopeeeeennnng

>>27223818
already been posted at least 76 times already
1 second of looking in the archive

>>27223818
All the rrats depend on you hearing oni boyfriend yab's voice in Shiina. An autistic voice analyst could probably definitively show if it is the same person.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1542757914871418880
LUMI GET THE FUCK TO BEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

>>27223928
people saying it's true doesn't make it true.

>>27224102
and your head saying its not true doesn't make it not true

>>27224115
but i'm not saying it's not true

>>27224102
>>27224208
You're right honestly, there is no definitive proof.
Just like there's no definitive proof that you're a real person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efPrtcLdcdM

Turn the bots off Yannic. It's not funny anymore.

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1542709320575377411
>Pewish
WDSMBT

>>27224233
fuck, you got me.

>>27224270
she means she cute

>>27224233
Come now anon just because he is some shitskin from twitter that doesn't give you the right to degrade him like that comparing him to a bot. He is still a human being at the end

Although I am not a brapposter, the unusual prevalence and acknowledgement makes it a good subject.

>>27224270
>she knows
SHUT IT DOWN

>>27224270
like perish

>talk to a real vagina having femanon for once
>she starts talking to me about puppy and how she browses kiwifarms
I thought those types were all neet losers wtf

>>27218299
>>27218156
>>27217971
>>27217164
>>27217023
she has a boyfriend you know

>>27224548
Shut up, we know what you meant.

>>27224630
shad I’m trying to groom her female viewers not her

dgaf
onions
fyi
btw

basedboy
desu

>>27224009
Let her jerk off to Griffith art before bed

>>27224630
Yeah, me and every other post below I make saying the same.

>>27224777
Griffith is a cute femboy

>>27224787
I made this post.

>>27224769
candyass

>>27224270
>first thought was that it’s like lifting your child into the air and having them pretend to be an airplane
>Airi did too
we are?

>>27224850
I forgot the word filters and was trying some off the top of my head gomen

>>27224402
the gift is pippanties

https://twitter.com/MelyTheVT/status/1542553753311649799
Lumi is fucked, can Fishman cover this?

If Pippa and Yuri ever meet Pippa's mold spores are going to kill the cat before the trip is over.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27225493
It's krampus68 and I'm pretty sure he's never donated. No I don't have a spreadsheet.

>>27225545
He did

>>27225645
show receipts

>>27220497
get well soon

Hime LOVE!

>>27225493
>Beware of Don_Krampus69
kek

>>27225885
I want to hug this bratty princess

>>27225493
So these are your "oil barons"?
Fucking embarrassing

>>27225885
Cute.

Looking forward to gen 2

4 days till she returns how you guys holding up

It physically hurts how perfect Lumi is. I'd rather kill myself than not be with her.

>>27227879
you won't do it

>>27227774
I don't know if I'll make it.

>>27227886
Maybe one day.

lumi should show her tummy more often

>>27227774
I didn't think it would be this hard, it's actually negatively impacting my mental state.

You see, shit like this makes me worried about Shiina.

https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1542630904379482114?t=3iclWOSFoIr32cLcSzCLng&s=19

Iori is cute.

>>27228134
Isn't that a good thing?

>>27228376
he has a granny fetish pls understand

>>27228134
You'd think she would stay away from GFE considering her yab
is she legitimately braindamaged?

>>27228515
Nigger are you? She's shitting on GFE in that tweet.

>>27228607
The very first video on her channel is a GFE video

>>27228643
And the topic isn't that video, now bring back those goalposts.

>>27228041
I agree with this. Lumi get to it.

>>27228675
>claims she shits on GFE
>her own video proves her wrong
>"lmao goalpost"
?????

Mknk still does gfe what's the problem phascucks?
Also
>We can tell what most of her streams will be based on a few tweet videos

>>27228134
you don't want a hag gf to bake you cookies buddy?

>>27228704
>Does generic ass anime scene.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIII NIGGERMAN TASEKETE SHE'S GOING TO BE A GFE VTUBER NIGGERMAN!!!!!!!!

Lumi, you need to have children ASAP. Your eggs are gonna expire. Stop being a dumb broad and hurry the fuck up.

>>27228515
>>27228643
>>27228704
>arguing with the retarded oni
she has been shilling herself here since day 1
how new are you that you dont know this?

>>27228867
I knew she was a /wvt/ regular that threw herself at drama on every opportunity but you'd think that she would be sm-
Wait you are right she is retarded

I know it's dead hours, however it needs to be said: GET MARRIED HAVE SEX HAVE CHILDREN

>>27229130
why?
that sounds like it would be really annoying, even if i could manage to get it done
i like being alone and watching vtubers

>>27228841
>Lumi, you need to have children ASAP.
With me. We don't even need to fuck, we can just do IVF if that's your jam.

>>27229130
very well

>>27229130
In this economy?

>>27229443
You're human. You need to at least continue humanity. I know marriage is tough, but it's not just about you.

COPULATE OR DILATE

test

>>27229663
>>27229130
Fine, if you insist.
What's your home address?

>>27228789
>hag
iirc she is 29 so not yet hag status.

>>27230055
You can't copulate with me anon. Unless you're a girl?

>>27230284
She's a bit younger going off that one discord leak.

>>27230313
I'm not a girl, stop pretending you're a guy

>>27230284
>iirc she is 29
>not yet hag status

>>27230346
I think we're at an impasse.

>>27230461
Well, I'd tear your impasse open free of charge if you'd let me, but it seems the only thing you put out are platitudes.
Oh well.

>>27230619
Stay away from me you lia liker. I'm not into boy's.

>>27230695
>you lia liker
Now that's just uncalled for. No need for ad-hominems.
Fine, LARP all day for all I care. Good day to you.

>>27230940
Fuck you. Have a good day.

>>27208347
What was this?>>27213174
>kill Pippa (in a fair fight). I love Pippa but she's the only one who could fight in an honorable duel.
She already said she'd bring a gun to a fist fight. She knows her limits and won't put herself in a situation of life or death without having an edge to giver herself a chance to win. Do your reps.

>>27231188
It was Metokur's YOTC stream.

Pippa my love, I am in dire need of hugs.

>>27220487
>my first wolfenstein game
>plays the pozzed one instead of the kino rtcw, the original or the not too bad console reboot
what a waste

>>27229130
I do my best, but Pippa is kind of hard to approach you know.

>>27231496
Why the fuck would you want her? She's used meat, and she's a pig-sty. Gross.

>>27231648
Even then it would still better my life.

>>27231648
Pfft, as if your coochie is still in one piece.

>>27231727
You're not wrong... just not ideal.

>>27231648
Those listed properties make me like her even more.

>>27231752
I WISH I had a coochie.

>>27231779
Not objectively ideal. But for me this is the dream.

Listen. You can have Pippa. I'm just pointing out the obvious.

Now that the dust has settled, what happened to him?

>>27232014
(((him)))?

The offcollab group will go to the beach. I trust at least one of us has scoped out the location and bought hidden waterproof cameras.

>>27231648
just mind break her into the perfect house wife

>>27232202
This is the only acceptable take I can tolerate.

>>27232014
I guess we'll have to wait for either a leak or the 10 years later Phase Connect reunion documentary.

>>27228515
You'd think you'd shut your retarded nigger mouth and gtfo spookie

>>27232192
Is this why Pippa didn't go?
I imagine her spilling more spaghetti than she has in her pockets at the thought of being half naked in front of the other girls.

>>27232014
No kap. He was probably just friends or edating and had a massive falling out or broke up. Explains why he left everywhere and moved on.

>>27232482
>gtfo
>>27232634
>no kap
why is reddit raiding these threads

is this too lewd

>>27232654
>why is reddit raiding these threads
I guess ironic humor is dead. It was a pun anon.

>>27232634
They’re still at least friends and play games together.

>>27232014
Kap here. I miss you guys too.

>>27232578
Just imagine Pippa's concentration camp physique in a swimsuit. It would be a one piece, wouldn't it? No way she'd wear a bikini.
If the US had school swimsuits like Japan's you just know she'd bring one of those.

>>27232482
>>27228607
>>27228820
Stop saying nigger so much Shiina, it's not very ladylike.
>>27232654
>why is reddit raiding these threads
Why are newfags raiding these threads?

>>27232798
Spooki...

>>27232684
kek it's fine
but you don't have to plaster the Phase logo over everything
look here for examples
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Billboards/Gallery

I see a lot of Pippa in this thread. I'm guessing she's like 50%, would you say?

>>27232717
Do you have proof?

>>27232778
>Just imagine Pippa's concentration camp physique in a swimsuit.
This reminds me that someone once called me a happy holocaust.

>>27233131
I do but I won’t share it. I know that means (You) won’t believe me but I don’t want to put stress on their relationship like in the past.

>ywn snuggle with Lia all night and she accidentally braps on your crotch and giggles
painful life

>>27233370
Is it kagi's valo and league history?

>>27233420
With you fags grooming her into becoming a braphog I can totally see her starting to fart on her next husband-to-be.
Stop ruining this girl.

Who looks to be the best in gentoo? I like Erina but I wonder how long she can keep that voice up. It's not natural.

>>27233698
Assuming Shiina is done with the bf shit, I will watch her.

>>27233698
For me it's Airi because potential shenanigans and maybe Rie because cute.
But I already have my hands full of gen1, so it's difficult to know if I will have time for any of gentoo. It will depend a lot on their schedules. And since this is overlap connect the chances of tidy scheduling are low.

>>27233744
congratulations, you will be her one and only viewer
no she isnt

>>27233698
Hug Pippa
Watch Remilia
Swap spit with Erina
Don’t trust Lumi or Shiina

>>27233448
Didn’t his name include “kap” in it? He doesn’t show up in any of kagi’s history. I don’t think he ever mentioned playing valorant either.

>>27233972
>robot
>spit

>>27234070
TIGER robot.

>>27233992
Kagi plays with 2 alt accounts. Lia is the Sage one-trick.

>>27233622
Imagine not being able to handle a girl brap

>>27234116
Oh I see it now. The champions they’re using in the match history in league basically confirms them. I’ll shut up about it now but it’s nice to know they’re still at least friends. Thanks anon.

>>27225493
Don Krampus is based af.

>>27234299
Funny as fuck that kagi causes another yab for Lia.

>>27234497
>Lia has a male friend across the country
Quite a yab you’ve got there. I hope she can recover from this one.

>>27225493
How long does it take until they can no longer ask for a charge back?
All you really have to do is plan around it and not spend any money that hasn't settled.

>>27234578
Never said it was a big yab but they went through the trouble of using alts just for kagi to expose them.

>>27233698
Remi : really attractive, interesting design and sweet voice. Lots of fun so far and seems unpredictable,
might pee on you, She's a fucking angel and a semen demon, I like her a lot but not sure why....my fav
Shiina : Beautiful design, beautiful voice, scissors to castrate stalkers and groomers, high effort content,
very engaging, something magnetic about her in general!
Panko: Cute, funny, can sing, we'll see...
Rie: Cute, funny, can sing.... we'll see
AIri: Idduno but I'll give her chance!
Erina: Probably not the kind of vtuber I'm interested in... but I'll give her shot of course!

>>27234634
~6 months or something

>>27234839
That's quite a lot. But it shouldn't be a problem unless vtubing is your only source of revenue or you are just debuting.

>>27229536
>all the 3rd world shitholes have more than enough for massively increasing population numbers
>the rich countries are too poor to have children
Funny and retarded.

>>27234755
Even more annoying for kap, this was his second alt. Still I think even calling it a “yab” is giving it too much credit.
can he come back to us now that he’s been found? :(

>>27235011
yeah, have fun being subservient to the fucking ruling elite that hates you, your family, and your children just like those 3rd worlders. You fucking retard

>>27235299
90% of people are subservient at any given time in history. The vaccine proved that recently. You will eat the bugs, regardless.

>>27235149
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/kagihana%23612/matches
Liakeks getting cucked nightly. Tells you cucks to only watch Lia. Whiles she ends stream and then plays valo with kap for 3 times as long as she streamed.

>>27233109
Depends on the time of the day and if she streams or not but on average I'd say that's about right. If there is a particularly crazy stream it can go as high as 90% pippa though.

>>27235707
Stop watching her. She's a cuckold enabler.

Michiru will be late 30 minutes today

>>27235707
I’m gonna blow your mind, anon. Every girl (You) watch spends multitudes more time with males off-camera. Some aren’t even all the way across the country like in Lia’s case. Not having to “work” while playing a game is still a relief.

>>27236081
It's over

>>27231362
>plays the pozzed one instead of the kino rtcw, the original or the not too bad console reboot
Perfect for Canada Day.

>>27235011
Costs of living are different, so is the reach of the government into your pockets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L9CKXl1F6A
Pippas little (big) sister is debuting in 5 minutes

>>27235707
These pathetic stats perfectly reflect the cuckhold energy. When you sell your soul to the devil, he just takes it.

>>27233698
I haven't particularly interacted with any besides Remi and Panko, so I can't get a read on the others.

>>27236198
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
dropped

>>27236198
>Mori and Lisa had a baby

>>27236300
Mori does have a futa cock and balls after all.

>>27236198
>exact same eye twitch as Pippa
You blew your cover yabbit, why are you on a new account?

>>27236198
Why do all of Pippa's sisters have such deep voices when the models look cute and mischievous? I can't accept it.

I'm sorry I have to be the one to break it to you, fellas. Kap disappeared from our eyes to prepare his body. He's on his way to Anime Expo right now to fuck all of (You)r oshis at once. Sakana paid for the hotel to make history, to ensure the greatest cucking a corpo has ever seen.

>>27236088
Keep coping. A little unrelated but all of gentoo except Erina have sent more messages in the groomcord than Lia has in a year. Only watch Lia. She loves you guys so much.

>>27237126
Counter-cope: Do not thaw other ANY of the girls.

>>27237016

Wake up bros Nasa hands just dropped

>>27233698
If Gambler is actually good at Mahjong she will be my new oshi.

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is live

>>27237857
these look like the hands that molest me on the train to work every morning....

>>27237857
I want to suck on that pinky finger

Lia is so cool!

>>27237857
Cute.

>>27237126
I don't care about that boring zoomer.

>>27237857
I want to kiss it.

>>27237857
hand model nasa over here

>>27237857
Cute, but kinda has skeleton fingers

>>27237857
>not big meaty claws
dropped

>>27237857
My clawjob...

>>27238428
More like whole hand.

>>27237857
Built for h*ndh*lding.

god tier stacy hands
>Lia
>Lumi
>Nasa

swollen because of fats disease hands
>Yuri

hideous unmanicured and have to be hidden behind oversized gloves hands
>Pippa
>Ururka

>>27238789
Tenma has posted her hands before. They were god tier stacy hands

>>27238789
Tenma hands are better

>>27238789
Forgets Tenma’s god tier gyaru hands..

>>27232945
I figured logos/names would be good to have for identification so people don't think its just random cropped anime porn (It is porn of my oshi).

>>27238868
>>27238883
>>27238919
Post 'em then you faggots put your hands where your mouth is

>>27238969
I don't think that text is going to be visible on stream.

>>27238977

>>27239226
now actual proof these are her hands? link the tweet?

>>27239226
ywn have your back dug into by gyaru fox nails

>>27238789

>>27239226
UUUUUOOOOOOH
also her pinky nail bends just like mine.

>>27216952
Tenma is pure sex

>>27239310
those are dude hands.

>>27239278
Google it nigga

>>27239349
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1542251503699857408

>>27239352
nah, the burden of proof is on (you)

>>27239310
Why are you posting Kevin’s hand

>>27239377
literal stock image

https://www.czxtrade.com/?product_id=342365963_37

>>27239386
Burden of proof doesn’t exist when I don’t give a fuck if you believe it or not

>>27239443
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1494227249234591745

>>27239226
Damn... Very nice, you can tell she's on another level from bitches like Lumi or basic zoomies like Lia.

>>27239545
ty anon. updated list

god tier stacy hands
>Lia
>Lumi
>Tenma

very cute but kinda skeleton like hands
>Nasa

swollen because of fats disease hands
>Yuri

hideous unmanicured and have to be hidden behind oversized gloves hands
>Pippa
>Ururka

>>27239337
Why did you have to point that out?

If Kap wants Crunchyroll's sloppy seconds that's his prerogative. Whether you watch vtubers or anime or hollywood all the actresses get casting couch weinsteined behind the scenes.

anybody have the uruka twitter space from last night?

>>27240182
No.

Sorry for shitting up the thread with these. Hopefully this is a better version. Image editing and graphic design are not my strong suits.

>>27240675
This one works I think.

>>27237857
Gremlin confirmed. Would breed.

>>27239616
Pippa's hands aren't that bad. They're pretty cute, she just tears the shit out of them sometimes.

I want the pippa grippa on my shaft

Soon the dark times will be over

>>27239910
Who the fuck is Crunchyroll? Lia's bf?

no pippants
no pippanties
no pipprotection when we bang

I don’t care about gen 2 and there is nothing you can do to change my mind

>>27241088
I did the measurements but can't show my work right now, you'll just have to trust me.
Microphone length: 16.5 mm, 710px
Piphand width, ~340px, ~8cm
Perspective is annoying in this so won't be completely accurate but close enough.

>>27242508
You cannot possibly be this dumb.

>>27228867
Man I wish she stayed in /wvt/ now we get one more retard, well 2 if we count that spooky faggot, to shit up /pcg/
I swear this general can just never catch a break

>>27228941
every drama, every time - vtweeting often too, snore

>>27243819
>Thread Schizo
>Pippa Schizo
>Lumi Schizo
>Ghost Schizo
>general shitposting
>newfag timeloops
Imagine the mental illness overload when all of them post at the same time. Everyone in the thread is going to get IP range banned.

>>27244395
Still in the better times of /pcg/

/pcg/ right now is in a golden age. There will come a time where you will really miss it

Who is the best phase connect member to drink with?

>>27244614
What was the bad times like?

>>27244955
You're better off not knowing.

>>27245110
Yes I am actually. Do tell.

>>27236198
I like her voice, feels like an onee-san type without sounding fake or forced.
She likes F1 racing, Legend of the galactic Heroes, Arcane, the work of Makoto Shinkai, and she's going to stream Megaman Battle Network and the Zelda games, she officially has better taste than Pippa, though admittedly the bar is not set too high.
Her eyes tend to do weird things, but she doesn't acknowledge it at all, so I'm going to assume her rigging is scuffed, picrel.

>>27244951
I feel like Tenma and Pippa would be fun. Like in an informal sitting around a table joking kind of way.

>>27245240

>>27244395
I, the FPFRDTDFL poster am far from the only Lumi distruster.

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1542885753868263424

>>27245296
>She likes F1 racing
Will she do watchalongs like Koyuki?

>>27245327
Don't be like that, anon. Don't leave me hangin'.

>>27245330
>hey guyz remember me???
Those 5 seconds of fame sure mean a lot to you, don't they?

>>27245377
Nice another Koyuki enjoyer. That would be nice. Maybe she can get into the racing tournament too

>>27245330
I'm sure you're not the only one buddy, I'm sure you aren't...

>>27239443
based

>>27245476
It was just bad. Stop trying to start timeloops and just drop it.
Maybe it will come up again if there is another "my thread is worse than yours" dick measuring contest, which we always won by the way.

>>27245631
Fine. But I'm curious is all, mkay?

so how long is new Lia gonna keep kayfabe going for?

>>27244951
>Tenma
Probably brings interesting alcohol to, as Lia would say, "the function".
Drinks hard and is the fun kind of drunk. Overall the most enjoyable.
>Yuri
Drinks much for her weight but has specific needs. Probably busts out a joint at some point. Will probably vomit later on into the night.
>Pippa
Strikes me as the depressive drunk when she doesn't feel like she has to keep the energy up. Small but non-zero chance it'll end with you disappearing. Whether that's a plural or singular you is up for debate.
>Lia
You aren't drinking "with" her so much as being in the general vicinity of her being drunk, if that makes sense.
>Uruka
Gets drunk and crawls into your lap (in a seiso way).
>Lumi
Genehanced metabolism burns through a bottle of vodka faster than you can empty yours. Not fun from a drinking perspective but you'll discover a million and one different snacks in the aftermath. She does something weird with tortilla chips, cheese powder, lemon juice, smoked paprika, ha
baneros, curds, pastrami, green pepper and mozzarella that looks like a massacre but tastes like your pleasure centers were just hooked up to a car battery.
She will then insist you try The Luther because while she was banned from watching the show she found the clip hilarious enough to learn how to make it at home, and that is just the beginning.
You wake up completely headache-free the next morning because while you consumed about 20 times your usual amount in alcohol all the food in your stomach has reliably soaked it up.
>Iori
See Uruka.
>Michiru
Questionably fun
>Nasa
she sleep

Is there anyone left in PC that is still a virgin?

Depending on gentoo's virgin status,
Sad girl company maybe turning into broken hyman company.

>>27245672
Worst was probably late feb to april, just check archives.

>>27245758
Uruka isn't *actually* fucking brother bear.

>>27245774
Can't be THAT bad, right?

>>27245672
Yeah well I'm curious about what it's like to grab a boob.
The direct way isn't always the best.
>>27245774
Not even fucking close. Anything past 2021 is 3rd worst at best.

>>27245758
Pippa said on stream she was a virgin. Now normally I would call bullshit but Pippa doesn't seem like she is the lying type.

>>27245797
>Uruka isn't *actually* fucking brother bear.

>>27245758
Kevin

>>27245797
dropped

>>27245724
>She does something weird with tortilla chips, cheese powder, lemon juice, smoked paprika, habaneros, curds, pastrami, green pepper and mozzarella that looks like a massacre but tastes like your pleasure centers were just hooked up to a car battery.
I want to try whatever that is.

>>27241088
>I love Pippa! She is just like me: a disgusting, filthy neet with edgy humor!
>She lives in mold, doesn't brush her teeth, and doesn't bathe regularly!
>nn....noooo.... Pippa is pretty cute! Why would you think she is gross IRL?!
do pipniggers really?

Pippa is the filthy malnourished girl in school who has lice and wears the same cloths everyday

>>27246089
hot

>>27246089
They have internalized "Pippa" and attacking her is attacking them

>>27246089
she did admit to letting her pet rat piss in her hoodie and still wearing it to school

>>27246332
Are you fucking kidding me? What the...

>>27241088
she has cute hands im surprised

>>27246089
I want to hug and fuck her

>>27246089
Do you not see the cute hand? I'd hold it.

>>27246089
>he's still salty about Lia's manhands in the keyboard picture
It's been god-knows-how many months anon. Let it go. It is what it is.

>>27245758
Everyone but Lumi. Lumi does it with Sei/Melancholic and maybe Yuri

>>27245758
Yuri is 100% a virgin. Likely never had her first kiss.
Has helicopter parents to this day who treat her like she is special needs.

Where Chink parents usually try and pressure the girl fuck, marry and give a grandbaby by age 27, the pendulum has swung the other way for Yuri.

Yuri MIGHT lose it this weekend, tho. Depends on if Lia or Iori are horby

when and why did uruka became this sex fiend?

>>27246752
see all the other girls have been sexualized by the fetishists and are developing followings
>"...hey... guys I want to be sexualized, too! don't forget about seiso bear!"

>>27246752
>when and why did uruka became this sex fiend?
Tenma said that Iori , lia and Tenma herself have been giving her a crash course.

>>27246752
did I post something yab?

>>27246827
if Uruka is looking for a phase fetish, the piss-simps are hiring BUT she has to act now because the position of pissqueen might be filled by someone from Gen 2

>>27246485
i thought all of them had boyfriends

>>27246859
I kekked

>>27246986
Yes, me. I'm just saving Yuri's virginity for the wedding night.

>>27246979
Lia has made reference to Uruka being into watersports int he past iirc

>>27246752
Started a few months ago and got worse and worse over time.

Based on their D****** activity:
>America
Shiina, Rie, Airi
>Europe
Panko, Erina
>Asia
Remi

>>27247144
>2 europeans
i want to believe

>>27246089
How is being dirty and being cute exclusive?

>>27247144
>he thinks pre-debut vtubers have proper location-accurate sleep schedules

>>27247144
>ERINA A EURO
That would be really hot but i would be mad because i couldnt catch her streams.

>>27239349
those are farmer hands

>>27247144
>>27247226
EURO VTUBERS NEVER MEAN EURO SCHEDULES GET IT INTO YOUR HEADS

>>27247305
Those are stock image hands.

>>27247305
>those are farmer hands
As a farmer im going to redpill you, your hands dont suddenly get bigger they just get calloused, burnt, smashed, and broken.

>>27247347
nope

>>27247376
As a fellow farmer i can tell you that being a farmer runs in the family. And so do big hands.

>>27247340
but chicken is streaming right now

oh, it's the "let's pretend Pippa grew up on a farm" episode

>>27247500
From America.

>>27247528
pippa is a city nigger who visited the country once and went "IM A COUNTRY GIRL"
its like when trailer park fucks go to the city and become whiggers

get a girlfriend so iori can cuck her

New thread
>>27247709

>>27247581
she just strikes me as redneck trailer trash, I believe she's never lived in a big city

>>27247744
Cuckquean is currently an unrepresented Phase Fetish. Gentoo, this is your chance!

Did anyone else here buy the Pippa daki? I could have sworn it was supposed to ship by now.

>>27247810
She is a redneck that also had a small farm/pet shop. Probably closer to redneck homesteading.

bump