/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura today. I can feel it.

gorbo gabungus

Child

I was just watching some To Catch a Predator clips on youtube and realized that most of our hornyposts here are much worse than what gets featured over there.. .

>>27229268
Good thing they're about an adult child, then.

>>27228795
Gura,what's the secret to cuteness?

I love Gura more than you.

>>27229378
She said it was genetics once.

>>27229378
>>27229564
Just Whiskey

Soft, tiny, cute, funny, good smelling, weak and fragile, shy and quiet, awkward and clumsy... How can one girl have all these qualities? It shouldn't be possible.

CUTE

>>27229268
she is a predator and i want to catch her

>>27229268
Ye but those guys said shit to an implied child. People here are just horny posting about a fictional shark.

Chumbies...

>>27230093
our real shark wife, you mean.
But it does strike me as funny that the same people who insist that Gura is an adult who can take care of herself are probably also insisting that her horny fans are child predators.

>>27229353
I get so turned on by these popsicle arts.

>>27229812

where is the chumbabby emote Gura. I want a chumbabby emote

Look at my house cleaner. T u T

>>27230551
I'm so envious of the people who had Gura as their meido. They have no idea how lucky they were.

>>27230766
dumb brat wouldn't even clean toilets at 5 in the morning

>>27230766
It's weird to think that most people don't love Gura at all and don't appreciate getting the chance to meet her.

>>27229564
Big part of it.
You can't reach that level of cute through effort alone. It has to come through naturally.

https://twitter.com/ChMyxo/status/1542771956088311808?s=20&t=-f7YDZ61_njLQlj5GLGv_A

>>27231283
You can be this cute through effort. It's the voice that took genetics
https://youtu.be/rkBw64E8Tu4?t=10221

>>27231325
thanks

>>27231620
>a real shark tail
please paint it blue please paint it blue please paint it blue

Members stream today.

>wake up in extreme pain at 6am
>go to open /ggg/ to feel better
>20 stupid fish nigger threads in catalog
>its the nijis stupid fish
Today will be a good day for chumbuds

I'm in love with Gura!

I love my unhealthy gremlinwife

>>27231908
Proof?

>>27231908
I wouldn't complain but I'd be surprised, given that she spitballed having her next chat be public. I am kind of starving for a karaoke, though.

What recipe from the chumbie cookbook will Gura cook first? Will she never mention it again? I'm very curious.

>>27232113
How do we fix her?

>>27232113
I can save her...

>>27232348
Pull the plug and watch her get wings

>>27231908
That's bullshit, but I choose to believe it.

>>27232252
>starved for a karaoke
anon we had like 5 karaokes this June, 3 of them came from the sat 2 weeks

>>27232012
Love to see it.

>>27232586
anon.... do you not get instantly angry the millisecond a karaoke ends because you arent listening to Gura karaoke?
You might be a Gura anti dude....

>>27232586
I can't get enough of her voice, is all. The collab karaokes were great but it's been a couple weeks since her last solo.

>>27229564
IDK her genetics seems pretty fucked up

So Gura is cute, girly and smells good.
I want her to be a stinky gremlin and not a girl

>>27232799
I don't. Chatting is better. When I don't hear her voice I feel lonely for a few seconds and go do something else.

>>27232113
Who has the soundpost of Gura making fun of concernfags

>>27233134
she's an idiot who can barely take care of herself, shovels shit when back hort, makes tummy hort all time, eats nothing but strawberry
https://files.catbox.moe/praomn.mp4

>>27230186
I hate that i can hear this.

All of her imperfections only make her more perfect.

>>27233881
Duh, is it really necessary to state the obvious?

>marry a short, caring, clumsy, and beautiful woman
>his daughter is gura, the biggest vtuber in the world
How can a man win so much in life, i really envy Gura's father, he is a real-life Konata father, damn it

I love this retarded shark.

>>27234122

Has Gura ever talked about her dad? 've always thought she's a daddy's girl because of some of the tomboyish tendencies she has

>>27234642
her personality is showing a sign that she didn't have any daddy issues

>>27234642
he likes reflux and wants to own the statue

>>27234122
Konata was unironically my first waifu and then her mom

>>27234642
Her dad seems pretty cool. I remember her saying he has a Nascar hanging from the ceiling?

>>27234801
same here, i realize i have a fetish for blue girls because of her

I can’t stop thinking about her smell

Finally, I'm the last chumbud...

>>27235476
You wish.

>>27235448
it's strawberry

>>27235774
She can eat her weight in strawberries she loves them so much, my mom is the same way. What is it with women and strawberries?

>>27236089
pregnant women eating strawberries in the sims increases their chance of having a daughter

>>27236226
Let me guess, eating meat will make it a boy.

>>27236226
You sayin' I'm a girl?

>>27236491

>>27236491
Chumbie...

Gura would've been/would be the type to have liked Sanrio, right?

>>27236989
No.

>>27236989
all those girls are fucking crazy

>>27237440
>>27237356
?
I only know if because my cousin was into hello kitty when she was a kid, like virtually all girls in the 90s were where I lived.
I didn't know there was a "type" or a thing about them.

Gurass

You are good with rhythm games, right? You can impress Gura with your finger speed and dexterity, right?

Good morning chumbies, I need to update my car's playlist. What am I missing? I know I want Part Of Your World and Target For Love but would like some suggestions. Also
>no duets
>preferably no scuff (unless it's cute)
>decent instrumentals (Karafun hate)
Please and thank you uwu

>>27238774
I have a strong, agile tongue to impress her with.

>>27238791
Here are some suggestions from the top of my head
>Strangers in the night
>New York
>That's Life
>Stereo Hearts
>Killing me Softly with Her Song
>Ado
>Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
>Moon Song
>Chiisana Boukensiya
>Ouchi ni Kaeritai
>The A Team
>I Just Can't Wait to Be King
>Haiiro to Ao

hey anons I got a question about the merch, how long does geekjack takes with the shipping? they sai it's going to ship in december/january but I'm changing domicile in april, so I'm a little hesitant to buy my plushie

>>27238774
I had 400 apm playing starcraft 2, does that count?

>>27239520
They will send you a notice saying the merch arrived in their warehouse and at that time let you change shipping address. Then they usually take a month to ship it, and they use the worlds slowest shipping so it takes another month.

So she’s quiet and not super talkative irl?

>>27239569
thanks, I'll buy my plush plush and pray it doesn't arrive at the warehous at an awkward time

>>27231908
No way dude, I don't think she will stream till after the 4th because that is firework day and everyone likes it.

>>27239621
You expected a social butterfly like Klara? Do you know nothing about this girl?

Gura farted i can hear it

>>27239493
Why did Ame feed Gura her hat?

>>27239854
>He didn't smell it
ngmi

>>27240867
I need Gura to close those arms and crush me to death in a soft, warm, rocking hug

FAGS. The lot of you, I tell you. Fags!

>>27240867
rubrubrubrubrub

>>27239793
Kiara's not a social butterfly though, Gura's just extremely socially autistic.

>>27238791
Don't know if this is what you're looking for, but I think it's a really cute song that doesn't get mentioned much.

>>27239621
Guras basically a sperg irl if the other's accounts is anything to go by.

I can't wait to surround myself with the 7 Dino Guras I ordered

Will Nacho mama play HoloCure?

>>27243705
Her mannerisms on stream are enough to figure that out. She acts like a bit of a sperg with her tics and random mannerisms. Her talking so quiet that nobody can hear her is just icing on the cake. It makes me love her all the more.

>>27244709
I wonder if she makes those same cute random noises IRL too

>>27244884
I'm sure she does but she only does them around people she trusts

>>27244709
>talking so quiet that nobody can hear her
She definitely needs to work on that, it also doesn't help that no one seems to tell her she's too quiet.

>>27245404
Gura I will sit there and be your talking practice partner for as long as you need

Won't you allow Gura to ride your face and pee down your throat, using your mouth as her personal toilet?

you wanna snif my armpit?

Gura is trying to find a way to turn off membergifting, that explains the lack of activity.

>>27245734
Anon, "lack of activity" is basically the norm for her nowadays.

Gura is stinky today

>>27245734
I don't think they're allowed to turn them off seeing as how everyone just has them on and saying its not that bad.

>>27246162
If anyone thinks cover would allow the girls to turn off a feature that would result in them losing money, they don't know cover.
It should be very obvious after the "setting the purchase limit to 10 for the limited edition merch is fine" bullshit

>>27246162
i don't think you can, or at least the option isn't rolled out yet.
also from ame it seems they can't just bump up the lowest tier to $6 so it stops getting gifted since it cancels exiting members

>>27245734
She would spend at most 5 minutes looking for a way before giving up.

>>27246250
Counterpoint Haachama demonetized herself

>>27246479
Haachama is a loose cannon, she is the exception and no one can control her.

>>27245952
>Sorry gays, it's all management's fault. Anyway, I'm off to another party- I mean uh, more Hololive homework to do huahaha.

>>27245952
This is what happens when you give someone a shitload of money for doing practically nothing. The behavior has been encouraged so there's no reason to stop it.

>>27236226
>>27236491
>>27236535
>>27236739
You're not allowed near the children.

>>27247045
correction required

>>27246698
mfw when she plays overwatch and sees lucio

Can't wait to buy this.

>>27234636
Would be a lot hotter if she was pissing herself

GURA

GURA GUAIURIE GUAR GUAR GURA ALIVE

Gurass

MY WIFE

now calm down

>>27247938
ass too big

Fat cunny

Is my sharkwife home yet?

>>27247944
NEVER

>>27248074
We need more shrimp POV art like that.

my soft good smelling warm hug smallest shy autism slow eater daughterwife is awake

>>27248042
you too gay

Mold bros, how are we today?

Gura cute Gura cute!

MY SHARKWIFE IS AWAKE!

Gura was terrified of a hot mic and was whispering to kiara during the live... Gura...

>>27248270
Winning, I can feel Gura's presence again which means she has reconnected to the mold at her house

good morning, gooba!

>Fauna is playing Kirby 64 so they still have perms
COME ON GURA I KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Kiara pointed out every single person saying the audio was too loud or too quiet for Gura. How helpful.

>>27248711
Rolling around on the bed with my wrapped up sharkwife...

GURA PISS ON MY DICK

Gura should pee during asmr

I wasn't expecting a stream until at least tomorrow but the activity was alright nice. Maybe she will do something tonight

>GURA PISS ON MY DICK

THE FACE OF HOLOLIVE

If Gura streamed tonight, what would you want?
Chatty, karaoke, member, game, watchalong, drawing?

>>27249653
zatsudan

>>27249653
Game today, member chatto time tomorrow

>>27249653
It will be HoloCure and you will like it

>>27249653
I don't really care, I just want to see her. your post reminds me that I really miss watchalongs still

>>27239854
Sorry anon, that was me.

>>27249653
Her pee directly into my mouth

>>27249737
You really like piss huh

>>27249653
holocure

>>27249775
fixed

>>27249770
Yes I do

>>27249653
holocure is enough to make me happy

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

kiara said arm wrestling thumbnail was gura's idea. kiara did the poses since they made it right after her dance recording and gura put together the thumbnail.

>>27249985
I must have missed that, but that just goes to show you how hard she works.

>>27249983

>>27249985
I heard her say Gura made the thumbnail but didn't catch what stream it was for. That's cute

>>27249653
Finish the fish game and then chat.

>>27249985
Gura is a creative mastermind when it comes to thumbnails after all...

Gura uses GIMP and fire alpaca still

As soon as Dragon's Dogma 2 releases I'm importing a Gura model for my pawn and throwing her at an ogre.

Gura... just pirate photoshop...

This is why she hates making thumbnails sometimes because she overcomplicates things...

paint.net bros, we lost...

>>27250184
>GIMP
Damn Gura is high level that program is a fucking mess

>>27250265
She's a millionaire, she could pay for it. And write it off on her taxes

the GIMP is the only raster image editor i've used for 20 years. photoshop is a confusing mess to me.

>>27249653
Obviously return zatsu wtf? She can do Holocure tomorrow.

>>27250369
>giving money to ad*be

>>27250372
damn you must be especially retarded

She uses Fire Alpaca but all anyone is saying here is gimp

>>27250445
No one knows wtf Fire Alpaca even is probably. I have literally never heard of it before

>audacity
>GIMP
>OBS
proprietards on suicide watch

>>27250476
She has talked about it on stream before
>>27250445
Kiara said she uses both.

>>27250188
Same desu

The Gura is Jewish rrats...

>>27250637
what did kiara say?

JOIN US NOW AND SHARE THE SOFTWARE
YOU'LL BEEE FREEEE
CHUMBUDS, YOU'LL BEEEEE
FREEEEEE

gurina fans just making shit up. at least draw her watching ina draw or something

>>27249653
Shark kisses.

>Gura avoided this
https://twitter.com/Anime/status/1542912042255798272

>>27251501
only complete tards thought she'd be anywhere near there

>>27251631
and she still retweeting she is safe. Let see if she gonna stream something tonight

Ame apparently apologized for bullying Kiara, but Kiara said she didnt think she was bullied. Were all the girls bullying the chicken? Was Gura bullying?

>>27251724
she's scrolling through twitter while waiting in line, about to get covid for the second time

Bring me cunny.

>>27251782
>Was Gura bullying?
yes but no one could hear it

>>27251924
There's no way she would browse anything holo related in public let alone surrounded by weebs.

>>27252015
I know I'm just joshing, she'd probably faint from a panic attack first. Afraid she'd be recognized, and if she were, that she would not have anywhere to escape too

>>27251501
https://streamable.com/jp5dt2

>Sana playing minecraft
imagine if Gura joined...

>>27251782
Only Ame was teasing her as far as we know

>>27252185
Oh God no, last time Gura was with Sana my ears were bleeding.
I can't handle Sana

>>27252199
I wonder what she was saying that she thought was mean but Kiara thought was fine? Especially because she told Gura to eat her food off the flood like a dog and thought that was fine because Gura is into that

>>27252344
I guess it was when Kiara was recording and Ame doing the tech. Maybe she was teasing her a bit on her dance and all.

>>27252249
>my ears were bleeding
Bae i get, but Sana?

>>27252453
I just don't like her voice

>>27249653
I'd like any kind of GFE stream she wants to make.
Recently I'm feeling starved for Gura's love more than usual.

>>27252344
Well between Gura and Ame it seems pretty normal. I can see them teasing themselves a lot. Gura did throw pillow on Ame head for example for fun.
Maybe Ame was doing the same with Kiara but she was way less receptive and Ame thought she didn't like it.

You guys think they're at anime expo?

>>27252894
no

>>27252894
Maybe. I'm waiting news from the anon deployed to AX.

>>27238791
>Wake Me Up When September Ends
Based.

>>27252987
Can he even find anyone with that crowd?

>>27253239
Why wouldn't it be simple. Just find Mori and look for any girls near her. That is if she's there, though.

>>27253239
I never went to AX. How bad is the crowding? I think it should be easy though, anon above is right.

Gura please...everyone else is back give some sort of a life sign

>>27252894
They already separated and went home.

>>27253396
She liked something a few hours ago.

>>27253361
>>27251501
Yeah, easy.

>>27253396
>>27253440
She retweeted something a few hours ago

>>27251501
jesus christ that looks so stressful and im not even bad with crowds

would a crowd this big give you better or worse chances to be "discovered" if someone went undercover

Are there any good emo fanarts of Gura?

>>27252987
I don't think they'd be prancing in public, surely they can cater to VIPs through backstages and stuff.
>>27253435
I wonder. AX is so huge, I bet a lot of deals are made there, they could benefit some from it since Cover is a non entity for EN

>>27251782
pretty sure all of them teased kiara based on that poptart stream, you'd have to have actual paper for skin to interpret it as bullying

>>27253618
the inside looks even worse
https://twitter.com/Anime/status/1542912042255798272

>>27250721
Gura is a freechad:
>GIMP
>FireAlpaca
>Audacity

>>27253651
Ame said sorry about it, but Kiara didn't think it was bullying at all. Kiara apparently bullied the shit out of Ame in front of Ame's aunt by saying how well the aunt raised Ame and what a nice young woman Ame was and embarrassing her, so maybe chicken was upset

>>27253618
Put on a mask and a hat and no one would know.

>>27253740
Based

>>27253717
>that twitter avatar
kek

>>27253629
It’s a moot point anyway since Mori’s RM isn’t actually going to be at AX itself. That plus this crowd and they fact that they separated makes no sense to assume Gura is there

>>27253618
I think Gura would have actual problems being stuck in a crowd that large

>>27253862
Would she get groped and dick-bumped like in the doujins?

LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>27253780
There is always a chance someone still finds a way to recognize you. Or hears your voice at any point. She is already paranoid enough as is, no way she'd survive in there

>>27253780
sure but youre not just there to look, you probably want to buy things for which you need to speak up. but people dont get recognized for their voices do they?

>>27254006
Imagine her trying to buy cute Gura art. She would get recognized instantly by all the fans nearby

New rrat fresh from the voices in my toilet's walls:
Remember when somebody asked here what kino songs we want to hear from the collab karaoke? someone said sk8r boi. They did sing it during the karaoke on Mori's channel. Which one of them was it? do you think Mori could be a chumbud? I don't see why she would ask here if it really were her who chose the song list.

>>27254126
it was irys :3

>>27254114
Gura can just ask the aritsts for it directly. Which she might do, it's not like it's much different from contacting them for official business.

>>27253740
>>27250721
While I still maintain the daughter of Abraham rrat. Gura is also a carpet bagger and apparently the New Englanders/Massachusetts people being such cheep kikes stereotype dates back to at least 1775. Because after patriots day people were interviewed to send a written account back to England to provoke war and there was a 55 year old American named Hezekiah Wyman who killed at least a dozen bong soldiers by firing his squirrel hunting gun at them from ranges they couldn't hit back at and when they asked his neighbors why he was so accurate the neighbors said it was because he was such a cheep piece of shit he would not waste an oz of lead. That sounds a lot like a certain goober and that certain goober has almost certainly been driven past Wyman's home
https://www.winchester.us/DocumentCenter/View/3528/White-Horseman?bidId=

>>27254160
The fuck are you talking about? I don't remember her in the karaoke. There was Bae for a while but not Irys unless I was distracted somehow and didn't notice.

I'm talking about the off-collab karaoke hosted on Mori's channel.

Is goob?

>>27250369
Most of the girls from hololive don't know that you can write anything you buy and use for streaming off on your tax's.

>>27254126
>>27254233
Mori has explicitly said she comes here. I do believe Ame uses global. I am pretty sure Gura comes here and Kiara was familiar enough with here that she said /vt/ was the place where everyone hated her one time on stream

>>27254238
yes it was very sad :(

>>27253396
It's over

>listening to Gura's singing while shitposting
>get distracted by the beautiful voice every 10 secs
>get a gosling fit
I WANT TO HEAR HER VOICE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27254180
Having artists ship posters and such to Cover, then ship to her, sounds like quite the waste in comparison.
I wonder how much Gura merch she actually has, I know she basically gets all the official Cover stuff for all of hololive but I wonder how much fan stuff shes bought

>>27254245
I hope she has an actual tax accountant helping her, they would know (unless you hire some boomer)

>>27254319
I know Mori posts on 4chan since I shat on her face a couple times but does she actually post in /ggg/?

>>27254416
I expect she has a lot of Miku stuff.

>>27254416
mail her fanart, she has a corkboard for it

>>27254454
I dont know if mori would go on /ggg/. I'd assume it would be Gura or Ame coming /here/, but Mori has explicitly stated she comes on /vt/ to read people writing mean shit about her

>>27254477
Of course but I was more wondering about of Gura. I'm sure she has like every Miku figure in existence

Gurhombus....

>>27254497
I'm no artist but I really need to get around to sending my letter to her. Its been in the "In progress" stage for over a year now as I am incapable of being satisfied with what I write

If Gura pulled a Finana would you drop her?

>>27254511
Gura regularly comes here to shitpost.

>>27254514
No way she has every Miku

>>27254553
I believe it

>>27254511
Did Mori mention who chose the playlist for the off collab karaoke? I completely forgot.

>>27254551
Have nudes leaked online? Maybe.

LIKE

first rule of girls being here: conversations about them being here are FUCKING BORING
Gura liked this btw

>>27254551
She wouldn't.

>>27254759
UOOOOOOH child ToT

>>27254551
Gura defends and lusts over her loli-kind. Can't say the same for the other fish.

>>27254551
No of course not. People are allowed to have their own opinions and don't deserve to have hate rained on them for it if they aren't hurting anyone.

>>27254759
Stream instead of shitposting you cheeky brat please ;_;.

>>27254551
Gura would just silently ban whatever words she wants banned without telling anyone about it. Like she's already done a ton of times.

>>27254744
wrong one, fiana banned the word trap and futanari

>>27254551
>Finana
Who? the only possible instance of this lifetime where I might start to hate Gura is if she pulls a ny*****s.

>>27254551
Unironically yes but she wouldn't and that's why I love Gura

>>27255030
This

>>27255003
Which is weird since Finana ERPs with traps and futas on XIV(though she has a strong male preference.)

>>27255003
where are the pitchforks over Gura banning voice and seen?

>>27255030
Anon..... That's pretty much what Finana did

Gawr Gura General?

GURAAAAH
DOKOOOHHH

>>27255105
it wasn't due to her just banning them she apparently tweeted about it going on about how those words are bad
regardless its offtopic so any further post about this, the anon who made it has to give me a blowjob

>>27255105
Those aren't banned what the hell are you talking about?

>>27254553
I remember her coming here blowing up and having a shit fit cussing people here after the overwatch stream when she did the sucky sucky, It was funny as hell and everyone knew it was her but she just dropped the whole shit posting that day and ended up picking a fight with most everyone here about it till it died down.

>>27255183
She told people to "educate themselves" as well when it's clear she had no clue what she was talking about.

Do you think if I DM'd Gura a different love poem every day she would consider taking up the marriage stream idea? or would she just block me?

>>27255271
on your knees then sunshine

>>27255262
meds

>>27255262
>after the overwatch stream
What was the reason?

>>27255318
She'd just block you.

>>27255262
meds

>>27255262
true this happened and i remember it, i was gura btw

>>27255225
These two are peak "won't even have substantial interactions but have a fuckton of art together".

Hiiii hi hi !

>>27255383
She made a blowjob joke in reference to a black guy in game so some people here threw a temper tantrum in response.

>>27255414
Chloe knows exactly what to do to maximize interaction in the shortest possible time if her birthday callin is any indication.

>>27255456
Meds

>>27255225
Will she tickle Gura to death?

>>27255456
no she didn't, she was just being autistic like normal and didn't realize what she said.

>>27255456
I remember that but wasn't the joke about sucking rather than giving heads? I don't play OW and I barely understand what's going on when I see OW streams but I think she was playing with a weapon or a character that does suck whatever or something.

>>27255225
There's no way Chloe could ever sneak around with that outfit. All those belt buckles and loose metal will just rattle all over the place.

>>27255414
I wish these two got that level of art

>>27255495
I hope so.

>>27255225
>stinkymata and mold goomba in the same room
imagine the stenchs

>>27255456
Retard, the weapon she was using sucks up HP. Your diseased american mind made it a blowjob joke, and focused on the nigger aspect extra hard

>>27255495
No but I'll goom all over her pouty face. T u T

>>27254126
>sk8r boi
Gura is Belle Delphine. That is why Belle also released a sk8r boi cover the same week and was filming in LA with that twitch streamer and why Gura sang that Belle Delphine song and why all the other girls said Gura is short, cute and girly

>>27255579
Anon, do you know what sucking stands for?

>>27255579
Yea the character she was playing when she said that, Moira, has an attack that sucks HP.

I miss parasocial interaction with my sea queen.

>>27255675
>Your diseased american mind
No that was this board at the time. I'm not brain damaged enough to care one way or the other

>>27255541
sucky sucky (5 dorra) is the usual phrase.
she absolutely knew what she said

>>27255212
>he doesn't know
Gura has a bunch of words shadowbanned in her chat. Some of them got unbanned recently so maybe she eased up.

>>27255003
Does Fiana hate IRyS?

>>27255737
Retard

>>27255708
same desu

>>27255620
I mean there must be dozens of botan/gura pieces from that amogus collab

>>27255541
>didn't realize what she said
She said she was gonna sucky sucky Lucio all night. I am not cuck posting, so please keep in mind I'm not trying to start an argument or a /gif/ thread, but she knew what she was saying. She was having fun with her friends and made a lewd joke while her guard was down and everyone lost their minds over it, as usual.

>>27254906
>Slept 10 hours
>Spent 2 hours waking up in bed to not faint
>Spent 2 hour eating breakfast (half of a kitkat and strawberries)
>Hungry already for lunch but need to spend hours on the toilet first
She's trying her best.

>>27255645
Chloe is going to bite Guras inner thigh, and then eat her out.

>>27255654

>>27255729
You said it was a blowjob joke, retard. It wasn't. The weapon sucks up HP

>>27255262
show me the posts boi

>>27255807
>>27255737
Make it less obvious you're the same person retard

I want to lick Gura's sweaty gills
https://twitter.com/hehexd06161704/status/1542923945850339328

>>27255845
imagine being this inept at telling people apart

>>27255456
>>27255675
>>27255729
beastality is a crime

>>27255903
you're fooling no one.

>>27255771
>>27255841
>>27255845
Not the same person but I hope you are because I only want posts this retarded to come from one person, not multiple. It was a double entrende and it wasn't even a subtle one, jesus. Is this the new form of trolling now that we're not taking bait about the off-collab anymore?

>>27255473
>arrive
>call mori a pedo
>leave

Gura is Here

https://litter.catbox.moe/ds1fci.mp4
Gura pees in this

>online
>so bored she starts browsing twitter
How long before you finish your daily shlicking? I miss you. You can shlick on stream you know, nobody is going to notice.

>>27255997
You are genuinely retarded and no one believes you're a chumbud

>>27256027
Why are there rooms that appear to be full of nothing but boxes.

>>27255897

So Gura's 1 mil wish wasn't the Nendo.....
What the fuck was it then?

>>27255744
>You are limited to 1,000 banned words. Delete some before adding more banned words.

>>27256027
There’s going to be someone that zooms in on some pixelated masked girl and be completely convinced that it’s Gura while she’s chilling at home eating strawbs

>>27256027
why would someone subject themselves to this?

>>27255807
yeah, because beastality is gross and based Clarance Thomas is going to ban it because he hates his disgusting mudshark wife for fucking niggers

>>27256117
Where are you getting this information from?

>>27256086
boxes can contain items that have value to venue goers

>>27256117
Probably one of those two projects she said she's been working on for over a year.

>>27256117
She wished for chumbuds to love her forever because she's lonely.

>>27256084
No, seriously, I want to know if you're trolling or genuinely retarded. You think the girl who put her own nendo in a chum jar wouldn't make an off color joke when she's too busy enjoying a game to keep her filter up?

>>27256083
post the rest of the images

>>27256065
Hot, source?

>>27255843
look it up yourself it will take anyone 5min to do so.

Another Gura figure

>>27256086
because they are selling things

>>27256315
AAAAAAAA The PuP figure looks good

>>27256294
you just wanted to start another time loop didn't you?

>>27256294
which posts specifically do you think were Gura?

Stop timelooping

>>27256315
>>27256317
Cute!

>>27256192
Myth is getting nendos minus Gura

Gura IS my daughterwife!

>>27256315
>>27256317
oh yeah i'm gonna skip the PUP

>>27256251
>embarrassed by Kiara joking about kissing her
>thinks she's casually dropping dick sucking jokes on stream
Anon stop being such a horny faggot for a second and realize that she's not always saying dirty shit. She gets infatuated with games and makes noises and says stupid shit all the fucking time without thinking. The fact that you want to think about her saying something like that makes me think you're just a cuck trying to get off right now

>>27256315
I need a side angle of the figure

>>27249312
I love when my oshi gets center stage at every event

>>27256360
No not what I set out to do but hate myself for it now.
>>27256380
Look it up yourself, I'm not doing the work it's in the past and no one cares unless your gura and want to remove the old comments but its archived so not going to happen so just drop it no one cares about the suck sucky anymore its old is not funny to shit post about it anymore people have and will move on to better stuff.

>>27256682
which posts specifically do you think were Gura?

>>27256315
>>27256317
Better angle

>>27256380
no one cares about the past anymore; they care about the party right now.

>>27256192
Kiara said it a while ago. She said Gura's 1m gift hasn't been revealed yet and is still in the works.

Myth are getting figmas too

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1542944770523336704
Shill tweet

>>27256717
If this is the anon I think it is, he's mistaken my posts for "Gura's" before. He's just off his meds.

>>27256542
>he doesn't know
She's had a crass sense of humor since before she up and left atlantis, my guy.
It's very plausible.
>>27256682
Holy run-on sentence, Batman.

GURAAAAAAAAA

>>27254759
Sir this is a literal child.

AX TWEET OH NYO RRAT WERE TRUE

>>27256791
It's cute that she made it so clear that she was tweeting against her will.

Lmao management tweet

>>27256791
Cute sticker

>>27256869
That's because management did it, not her.

>>27256065
>wagahai
Really?

Figma tweet
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1542943888427651073

>>27256868
Anon.. they already announced a booth is there

https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1542943888427651073?s=20&t=-f7YDZ61_njLQlj5GLGv_A
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1542944639820464128?s=20&t=-f7YDZ61_njLQlj5GLGv_A

>>27256949
Hard pass on the figma

Oh look. A scheduled manager tweet.

>>27256940
She copy/pasted the start and the last emote have fun line is her adding on to it.

Finally, articulated Gura...

>>27256717
There is no thinking on it, it was 100% her no in hell to deny it and it was the only time she give herself away and broke the 4th wall here. It was funny everyone had a good time and knew it was her and after she had her fit and stopped posting her had a vacation away from this site we moved on and found something more that entertained us.

>>27256791
This was not typed by tiny Gura hands.

Hey instead of timelooping and responding to bait, why not post your plans for guras nendo?

>>27256791
Kanauwu typed this tweet.

>>27257032
Quit being retarded and point out which posts are her. No one believes you dumb rrat otherwise.

>>27256825
people like you are unironically why we don't get things like RFA anymore.

Did Kiara reveal any new Gura off collab info?

>Nendo
>PuP
>figma
>Full scale
>giant statue I stole from the warehouse
My Gura collection will grow

>>27257015
why is Ame doing a chuuni pose

>>27257063
put it in my gura shrine
kiss it daily
pat it on the head daily

Seriously management has no fucking right to be shilling on Gura's account after the birthday and daki shit.

>>27257032
ok show me the posts that were her

Gura... I got thousands of pixiv pics.
A sticker will never fill the void.

I finally have the money for the nendo. How do I make Goodsmiles charge my card again?

>>27257084
Cry about it.

>>27257085
He's just off his meds. He tried posting the exact same thing that night after the stream happened, trying to pretend it was Gura in the threads upset

>>27255816
>>Spent 2 hour eating breakfast (half of a kitkat and strawberries
Didn't you listen anon? She doesn't believe in breakfast and just chugs an energy drink

>>27257134
Ask support. Don't they have tickets or something?

>>27256825
>https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1542944770523336704
I only know how to do Run-on sentences and don't know any better or how to fixe the way I do things, It was a shitty school.