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What if your general was not just a general but a nation, devoted to your oshi and their will? Enter this general where the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as countries interacting with each other through means peaceful and militant alike!

IMPOSTERS AMONG US edition

Interactive map:
https://vtwbg.github.io/

CURRENT GOAL:
- Maps!

>Note that the map isn't set in stone.
>Greentexts of your generals' lore in /vt/ land are much appreciated.
>Flags made for the region your oshi rules over are also appreciated.

THREAD REP TRIPCODE
>/∞/: !XcNdwMsONs, !np2UIvxwi. (backup)
>/pcclg/?: !!S9vZSg00/Br
>/meat/: !!J7IsvbPoQE1

CLIMATE & TECTONICS POSTS (AIDS LORE/PLACEMENT):
Ocean Currents
https://rentry.org/rvqz9
Weather Systems
https://rentry.org/nnvbx
Climate Analysis
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-climate
Tectonic Plates and their Movements
https://rentry.org/dmkyc
Geologic Provinces
https://rentry.org/ztaf99

FLAG POSTS
https://rentry.org/ah74h

LORE ARCHIVE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HM_UK-qNKXQgFH-ixcWsCC3oAgBnFrxCKRPXdKiPMwQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Anchor post for any story/map/lore. Please reply here for archival purposes. Anchored posts in the last thread will be archived within a day.
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>http://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!
Please also report if there's outdated/missing lore in OP!

>> No.27197862

ROSESENPAI SEX AHHHHHHHH

>> No.27197890

Awww hell naww OP got dat janky-ass map projection

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Anchor post for issues to be voted on next time.

>Vote Results
https://rentry.org/44do6
https://rentry.org/np9ke
>Bylaws
https://rentry.org/kuygt
>Vote post archive
https://rentry.org/ofx2x

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CURRENT PROMPTS
Feel free to submit your own prompts to inspire others!

>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?
>Superstition/Folklore
What sort of superstitions/folklore do your nation's people have, as in, are there things that the people believe in or things they think they know to be real that are not real on a meta level? What are omens of good or bad fortune? What mythical monsters lurk in the forests, or in the depths of the sea? Do some foods or materials have to be prepared in a certain way before they are seen as fit to use?
---
>Special
We are making a /vtl/ team! Here are the current suggestions:
https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg
Suggest and add to it!

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>>27197521
Hah, if you think /morig/ has a lot, wait until you see the /who/ lore. It would be fun if we could assemble something like picrel one day. I wonder where we'd put the "origin" of our base humans?

>> No.27198297

>>27198198
I was referring not to Moriji alone but also /meat/, since I've been helping them with various things, as well as the relations I had to keep in mind between my own many chuubas, as well as Pomerlane anon's many chuubas. I can keep the big picture in mind well enough, but fine details seep out like sand through a sieve.

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>>27198198
maybe one day I'll restructure and add more to the current lore but I don't feel like it right now.

>> No.27198421

>>27198393
I think it's pretty well structured, there's just a metric shit-ton of it.

>> No.27198458

>>27198198
if there is an origin point, it would be from the /jp/ era
Before the Jannies split the dimensions into /jp/ and /vt/

>> No.27198462

>>27198297
Yeah, ill admit I cant keep track of everything myself (has less to do with chuubas and more to do with my memory problems since my car wreck)

>> No.27198607

>>27198458
Yeah, and the first chuuba threads on /jp/ were about the OGs iirc, so it would make most sense for that to be placed on the indie continent? I guess? Sidesteps Holofags and Nijifags both wanting to be the origin kek.

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>>27198607
Neither of us should, this guy is the OG

>> No.27198709

>>27198607
We're still looking for the mythical lost city of /OG/!
I know it's there somewhere
Because Shiro, Nojaloli, and Mirai are still alive! Their antedeluvian worshippers must still exist in this world

>> No.27198781

>>27198687
Holy BASED.

>> No.27198854

>>27198687
all of vitubia gods and goddess come from this man… i kneel Max Headroom.

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Ywn be a Deadbeat farmer living in the comfy countryside with your Pentomo wife(male)

>> No.27199048

>>27198993
Those nijis are getting worse and worse. I think I hate this more than the ball pregnancy, because he actually supplied visuals.

>> No.27199114

>>27199048
>When Pomerlane anon, whose is writing about war is the most seiso NijiRep by far.

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>>27198993
That is the single ugliest bridal outfit I've ever seen. If you're going to post traps please at least post cute ones.

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>>27199114
>by far
Did you forget the incest marriage? None of us are seiso at all. Although, I will always blame the Risuners for taking away the seiso I came here with.

>> No.27199267

>>27199247
I mean, incest marriage is just historical accuracy.

>> No.27199282

okay buddy thats it. no more horny squirrels, mpreg, amd whatever meat is doing
New rule!
Jerk off/schlick/whatever before posting! Do not post while horny

>> No.27199314

>>27199247
>incest marriage
>a common practice back in the day, from royalty to peasants
>clearly, he is projecting his fantasies
Rosesenpai, you know he is seiso.

>> No.27199397

>>27199247
As him, that has nothing to do with anything. Hell, marrying your first cousin was extremely common, and actually less bad genetically than having kids over 35. It was a plot device for me.

>> No.27199402

>>27199282
So cybernetic multiuse uteruses are still allowed?

>> No.27199405

>>27199282
but anon
what if im in public?

>> No.27199492
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>>27199267
>>27199314
>>27199397
I didn't say it was his fantasy, I'm just saying it's an inherently unseiso thing. If I talk about grabbing a guy's balls, I might not actually enjoy grabbing his balls. But it's still an unseiso thing to talk about.
Just saying that discussing stuff like that isn't seiso, therefore he's not very seiso. The most seiso, sure, but not by some huge margin.

>> No.27199497

>>27199282
Considering people got horny over me just describing what a woman looked like, that rule cannot be enforced.

>> No.27199543

>>27199492
There is nothing unseiso about two cousins marrying at all. It might be taboo, but it is not unseiso at all.

>> No.27199544

>>27199282
>whatever meat is doing
what are they doing?

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>>27199543
I sort of disagree, but it's not a big issue.

>> No.27199685

Since when does a common form of marriage count as being unseiso? Who made up this rule?

>> No.27199745

>>27199685
first world modern day urban culture
cant fathom people living in the countryside have differnt cultural standards

>> No.27199768

>>27199667
How can you disagree with that considering it was common practice in the west until post ww2 and is still widely practiced around the world? Just because you find it gross doesnt mean it is impure. This isnt brothers and sisters we are talking about either. You are objectively wrong about this.

>> No.27199805

I stand with Rosebud in his stand against cousin incest.
even if he's wrong.

>> No.27199825

>>27199805
Then you are wrong too.

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>>27199768
Dude don't get your panties in a twist over incest, I said it's not a big issue. You can have the win if you want to, I don't really care enough.

>> No.27199856

>>27199825
I don't mind, he's worth it.

>> No.27199913

I really dont care how seiso I am. When did this even come up? Yes, I will die on a hill about cousin marriage but that has nothing to do with me being seiso or me even caring about that.

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DUDE I SAID I DON'T REALLY GIVE MUCH OF A SHIT ANYWAYS CAN WE GO BACK TO WORLDBUILDING?

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>>27200005
No. Fuck your cousin. Now.

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You buddies really need to learn how to just ignore things.

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>>27200005
I JUST CAME INTO TO ME BEING TOLD I AM THIS OR THAT BRO.

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>>27200072
We've got six anons here and about three of them are going wacky.

>> No.27200188

>6 IPs
>argument between multiple people
ri2uner...?

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>>27200127
>6 IPs
>45 posts
hahaha holy shit

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>>27200244
>4 made by me.

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why does every thread i go into turn gay or horny or both

>> No.27200417

>>27200402
clock curse

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>>27200402
IT'S A KRONIE, GET 'EM BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY.

>> No.27200604

>>27200448
it's the /nasfaqg/ kronie

>> No.27200657

>>27200604
you can tell because
nasfags use spaces in file names.

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>>27200604
Darn.

>> No.27200809

>>27200402
It's karma for making fun of Kronies and their internal thread lust

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>>27200188
Not me bro. These are my posts so far
>>27197890
>>27198993
>>27199405

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>>27200662
>tfw the undesired type of kronie

>> No.27200975

>>27200931
Naw dude youre still repping for Nasfaqg

>> No.27200991

>>27200909
So you made 3, Pomerlane anon 4, 4 people made like 45 posts.

>> No.27201135

>>27200909
>ri2ner made the Pentomo trap post
y tho

>> No.27201248

>>27200975
im not even the rep, he is a deadbeat but seemingly he has lost interest in the thread
or he is busy
or both

>> No.27201335

>>27201248
Triangle is a busy man, he has mutual funds to manage now...

>> No.27201441

>>27201248
>nasfaqg rep is a deadbeat
hhhmmmmmmmmm

>> No.27201625

>>27201441
>/morig/ rep is a deadbeat
>/nasfaqg/ rep is a deadbeat
>OP anon is a deadbeat
What the fuck? Was t. deadbeat true? Is it deadbeats all the way down?

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>>27199247
I love you too rose senpai. I bet you fuck better than my cousin does

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Also I replied without reading the rest of the thread. FUCKING KEK

>> No.27202361

I'm back from my out of town trip. Were you expecting a cute girl. Sorry, its just me. Will catch up with Risuner story in a bit.

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>>27202361
Looking forward to it.

>> No.27202556

>>27202421
Now I just have to figure out some names for identical twin Risuners.

>> No.27202561

Shit I need to write about Pomufication.,

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>>27202561

>> No.27202786

>>27202561
Maybe part of why western Ninisani never figured out chuubanite is because overexposure to Pomu-type chuubanite gradually turns you into Pomu. It became a local superstition that if you overstay your welcome in Pomu's magical forest she curses you in retaliation.

>> No.27202877

>>27202786
Convinced that has to be it. Perhaps Pomerlane consumed a lot of PP Energy, Pomuleaf and chuubanite kek.

>> No.27202946

>Pomu literally killing frogs for laughs on minecraft.
I see why Pomerlane is the way he is.

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Pomu and Sonny are literally chunni like us THREAD

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>>27203100

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>>27203153

>> No.27203278 [DELETED] 

>>27203190
And as I speak, Pomu has mentioned Goslings, frogs and chocominto. She is fucking with us /here/ as we speak.

>> No.27203293

Please stop liveposting in the worldbuilding thread.

>> No.27203337

>>27203293
the nijibeggars... i thought it was a joke...

>> No.27203347

>>27203293
Sorry but I was putting this together for my lore. My bad….

>> No.27203675

>>27203347
Don't be sad about it, the more common way to share this would be to type up your bit of lore and post it here once it's ready, instead of posting four times in a row heh. No bully intended. I'd like to see what you make of the Pomu-Sonny war kek.

>> No.27203689

nijibeggars are so obnoxious… like you had one loser for a few months and got more so you think this is your thread to talk about your oshis in. Fuck off.

>> No.27203724

>27203689
>rosebud
>a loser
You're the one who should fuck off.

>> No.27203735

>>27203675
Well… the reason why is that I am on my phone and too lazy xD. I got the screenshots so its good

>> No.27203798

>>27203724
Its the pajeet. Dont reply.

>> No.27204399

>>27203724
You will never be /nasa/'s rep.

>> No.27204450

I hope everyone's been sharpening their swords because it looks like we've been getting schizos in waves.

>> No.27204539

>>27204450
I got F0R-Ks. They're tridents that stabby and electrocute you.

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>>27204450
Beyond my swords and knives, I’ve got this baby

>> No.27205604

>>27204886
nice toes

>> No.27205763

>>27204886
Based

>> No.27206683
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>> No.27207202

Has the actual size of Vitubia ever been established anywhere? Is it about the same size as IRL Earth?

>> No.27207216

>>27207202
Yes to both questions

>> No.27207271

>>27207202
The map has a distance measuring tool if you need to figure out how far something is

>> No.27207337

>>27207271
Isnt that tool in accurate because of the world being a globe?

>> No.27207394

>>27207337
Mapanon said it takes into account polar distortion

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Daily reminder to feed your local squirrels with lots of nuts.

>> No.27207627

>>27207518
We have nuts at NASA. Writing is just going to take a bit. Got busy tonight.

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Looks like I will write about my spicy latina wife tomorrow.

>> No.27208065

>>27208002 (me)
In reality, I dont even know if I will. Probably work on some background stuff and write something about Reimu or Phantomos.

>> No.27208105

>>27208002
An entire section just for the incest

>> No.27208157

>>27208105
? That was going to be a diary entry or two from her. She is the second most important character in the Saga

>> No.27208303

>>27208157
He’s horny for her.

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Tfw you make a serious lore entry and all you get is people thinking you are fucking around. Except /meat/chads, they get me :D

>> No.27209824

>>27209788
What, the cannibal sanalites was meant to be serious? How does that not go against your grand directive?

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>>27209824
The definition of cannibal I am going off of is "a being that eats the flesh of it's own species."
Risuners aren't the same species as us. They are just another possible ingredient for us to sample. Simple as.

>> No.27210187

>>27209824
nta, but if they just clone risuners and keep them as livestock, they wont need to worry about the grand directive.

>> No.27210194

>>27210010
Yeah but they're sentient. Your directive says
> Research of intelligent life is to be as non intrusive as possible
>Conflict with intelligent species is to be avoided at any cost
Eating Risuners violates both of these.

>> No.27210293

Are we really going to have Sanalites kill and cook Risuners?

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>>27210194
True and true. Sadly for the squirrels, even the most stalwart defenders of the Grand Directive often handwaive it when it comes to new and exciting ingredients, specially if they taste good. Hope Risuners taste bad, for their sake...

>> No.27210605

>>27210565
You know if they fail the disease test then we're not cooking or eating anyone right?

>> No.27210664

>>27200402
Honestly this is your fault. You brought the squirrels and every single thing they did revolved around being horny so it changed the thread culture

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>>27210605
But of course! Can't eat them if they are spoiled.

>> No.27211315

>>27211169
Well I think I have a hunch. If Risuners carry diseases that can infect Sanalites then Risuners are closer to Sanalites than we thought. Which would put an end to us eating them. I'm debating if we should catch a non-lethal cold from Hoomans or not.

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>>27211315
For my convenience, I recommend to not eat the squirrels, writing about diplomatic incidents with the deadbeats sounds like a headache.

>> No.27212274

It’s really hard writing about such a large war. I’m certain wave 6 will come before I am even half way through..

>> No.27212601

>>27211975
I really should do research in cultures with cannibalism.

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>>27212601
There's not that many that actually implemented cannibalism into their political and cultural systems (it isn't exactly a healthy way of societal mantainance you see), althought, christianism can be considered symbolically cannibalistic due to bread and wine representing the body of jesus or something. Closest I can think of right now is papua new guinean tribes that ate their dead, but they also decimated themselves with prion disease.

>> No.27213178
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>doesnt eat hoomans
>doesnt eat saplings
>doesnt eat luknights
>eats risuners

Yeah fuck you im feeling targeted all of a sudden >>27209824

>> No.27213302

>>27213178
>humans
>tea material
>humans (sugary)
>human?
Are risuners genetically human? If they were to take a DNA test would they be considered part of the Homo Sapien? This is important to know actually

>> No.27213334

>>27213302
Their lore doc calls them human

>> No.27213343

>>27213302
Yes. They just have squirrel traits. But they are mostly human.

>> No.27213406

>>27213334
>>27213343
Alright, /nasa/ should not be able to eat them in this case.

>> No.27213415

>>27212601
>>27212800
It was more common than you'd think, especially if you also include medical cannibalism.

>> No.27213633

>>27213415
yeah I'm looking at the wikipedia page, China seems to have quite a bit of cannibalism in its history due to constant famines too, like that one decisive Tang victory

>> No.27213742

>>27212800
But didn't that literally lead to all kinds of brain disease in their women and children who were the ones more likely to partake in cannibalism

>> No.27213872

>>27213742
That was because they ate brains. You should never eat brains. There are accounts of other cultures where the consumption of human flesh was common and there were even flesh markets, but these accounts tend to be scattered and subject to doubt, as most ancient history is.

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>/nasa/ won't eat Risuners because they're mostly human
Alright sweet, my friends are safe.
>Rosebutas aren't human at all and /nasa/ has been asking about growing them recently
Oh shit.

>> No.27213986

>>27213945
You're one of the most edible people on the planet...

>> No.27214598

>>27213302
My guess with speculative biology is that Risuners are what is known as a chimera. On one hand I'm kinda bullshitting with DNA for demihumans. On the other hand chuubanite exists. So I'd like to see demihumans be chimeras with multiple sets of DNA. Same with Chumbuds, Merfolk, and other demmies.

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>>27213986
I would eat rose senpai like the fucking snack he is

>> No.27214649

>>27213945
Do Rosebutas taste like tofu?

>> No.27214825

>>27214598
Sure, that might be a classification that might exist, but it is pretty meaningless to the consideration of Homo Sapiens, it would probably be an informal term instead for humans that are extra animaly and shit.

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>>27211975
Can confirm, Sanallites eating a Risuner will cause diplomatic complications. If you want to do this I propose you work out a proposal for a consensual biopsy or some sort, so you can get a taste. Maybe if it's so delicious you can grow non-sapient Risuner steaks from a vat or something.

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>>27213986
Well, I mean at least we're good at not getting eaten...
>>27214627
Can't say I'm surprised that Risuners want to eat us in a different way.
>>27214649
If you bite into us we taste like plant based meat. You know, the shitty replica stuff for vegetarians. However our skin actually tastes pretty good if you lick it, it's a sweet honey-like texture. Just don't bite down.

>> No.27215208

>>27215140
Not texture, taste. Texture makes no sense. Honey taste, texture of peach fuzz. Sorry, my brain is a little rough right now.

>> No.27215239

>>27215140
So what you're saying is it tastes great when you give a rosebuta a blowjob

>> No.27215297

>>27215064
All we need is a DNA sample. The lab will do the rest. No need to eat living Risuners.

>> No.27215323

>>27215297
Ah, maybe you do want to exchange nuts with Risuners, then.

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>>27215239
In hindsight, I probably should've seen that coming.

>> No.27215742

>>27215323
We need the full strand of DNA, not half found in gametes.

>> No.27215875

>>27215742
You can extract plenty of DNA from sperm samples, even if there are no spermatozoids at all (post vasectomy), there's a lot of crap in there.

>> No.27218292

>>27212800
kuru isn't as likely if you avoid the nervous system.

>> No.27219718

is anyone here?

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so I'm really gonna have to go to /who/ to get the genuine, natural taste, huh? Fair enough.

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>>27219774
The easiest way is to wait for a public execution where you'll get soup. But if you want it on a different state then a few temples do practice it. You will also instantly make yourself into an RID observation target but you shouldn't worry about that since any sanallite already is.

>> No.27219943

>>27219718
no, vtwbg sleepy...

>> No.27220454

>>27219915
Oh I can't wait till we get satellites up in orbit so our AI can spread her wings over the globe. I forsee a wonderful friendship as fellow observers :D

>> No.27220610

Nasa reps really trying so hard to avoid sexing the squirrel people. There isn't a single spacemen who would fuck them? Not one?

>> No.27220643

>>27220610
Charlie seems DTF.

>> No.27220762

>>27220610
I'm pretty sure their dicks would literally kill the risuners if they went through with it.

>> No.27221156
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>>27220610
Not a single one. We were all conditioned by Cassandra to only get hard for robutt

>> No.27221494

>>27221156
Only Mik gets off to Cass. Ex-principal Alex is the only one confirmed to have a Robosan friend. And she's a robobaba.

>> No.27221653
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>>27221494
No, I will fight you on this. We are all addicted to robutt.

>> No.27221768

All takodachis in vitubia should have a thick ass honestly

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>>27221653
>they'll fuck the robots
Alright guys, we just need a really good costume

>> No.27221937

>>27221653
If Sanalites don't fuck each other then the population is doomed.

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>>27221770
Aight bet. You get a perfect robosan costume and put it on a risuner with a dummy thick ass, and you will get your dicking, I will see to it myself.

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>>27221937
We just get some really convincing body paint hehe.

>> No.27222244

Funny enough Robosans will be cleared to enter the station because their bodies can be sanitized without injury.

>> No.27222472

>>27221937
Sanalites have been so concerned with preventing the sexpocalypse that they forgot that they still need to fuck each other.
Also, are you guys telling me that the species with the largest dick to body ratio and the beegest women essentially just masturbate with robots?

>> No.27222716

>>27222472
I doubt this is true for all Sanalites. It seems we have a masturbation crisis with the overuse of sex toys (including machines). Sanalites would rather pretend to fuck Sana than fuck each other.

>> No.27222720

>>27222472
Ikr. The species MADE FOR SEX don't even have any SEX except with robots? What a fucking waste.

>> No.27222799

>>27222720
Online pornography also plays a factor. We're starting to crack down on that.

>> No.27223365
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>>27222472
>>27222720
Tbh, we have plenty of mind breaking sex with each other, it's just that we also go diamonds for robutt/rodick. And it's also just an unfortunate coincidence that Risuners make us as soft as a Castella cake. The invitation to get a robosan costume still stands though.

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I'm starting to think people like Pomudachis got off lucky just being regular ass humans. Hypercock Sanalites, horny Risuners, whatever you want to call Rosebutas, they're all wacky as hell.

>> No.27224097

>>27224041
the fucking sanallites gave themselves a 12 inch cock on a shitpost, they did it all to themselves

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>>27197915
Hey, mapanon here. I don't want to restart this argument, but if we're going to be voting on borders in the next couple days then I figure it would be good to clear up some of the confusion I've seen. First off, watamelon does not have land on niji territory, so I'm not sure where that came from. I've made a rough map to show nation "alliances" and there are only a few countries which inhabit multiple landmasses, most of which because they are old claims that existed before the map was settled.
In pic related we have:
Hololive: red
Nijisanji: yellow
Anya-Petra: orange
Independent: green
Unaffiliated: purple
Unclaimed/Schizo: grey
Anya-Petra is on both holo and niji for obvious reasons. /meat/ has a distant island to go along with their history as raiders in the holosea. /hfz/ has a distant island for their colosseum. /nasfaqg/ is partly on holo so they can facilitate their trading empire as per their lore. /ahoy/ is partly on niji because their piracy and naval might led them to want to surround the body of water they have control over to have multiple attack vectors.
Hopefully that explanation gives some reasoning as to why the map is the way it is, for better or worse. I have no stake in this outcome, but I'll be around to see how the vote goes and make whatever changes are settled on.
Also, are there any other changes we want to add to the ballot while we're at it? Like swapping in /mikeneko/ for /rushia/ if that even needs to be voted on at this point.
>>27207337
The distance tool already factors in the globe projection, but when we swap to map 3.0 the added poles will affect measurements somewhat.

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>>27224097
You're just jealous you ain't a sanallite.

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>>27224532
You can use the new map I made with more details

>> No.27226088
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>Comfydants want to eat people
>Whomen want to eat people
>Sanalites want to eat people
Then whats our fucking gimmick if everybody wants to eat people kek

>> No.27226126

>>27225869
Very nice work! But if I'm going to put the new map in, I'd like to replace all the layers at once. So height, rivers, borders, etc. Are there plans to throw that in as well? I could try, but anything more than redrawing the borders is probably above my skill level.

>> No.27226196

>>27226126
Rivers and lakes are WIP
Havent started on topography
Which is going to be a pain trying to trace everything

>> No.27226423

>>27226196
I can imagine lol. Well no rush, I'll be looking forward to it!

>> No.27226598

>>27226088
we are the undisputed kings of eating people, and doing fucked up things to them before and after they are eaten. our chuubas cut themselves and shove razorblades into their cunts, and that's just what they do in real life, so there's no way anyone can compete against us in-universe, right?

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>>27225869
I hereby proclaim this land to be Cunny Atoll!

>> No.27226769

>>27226598
Also we have deicidal eschatology
There's that

>> No.27228097

bump

>> No.27231042

energy

>> No.27232743

bump

>> No.27233053

>>27224041
Nah, we have a psycho goddess to make up for iy

>> No.27234213

Pomerlane-Senpai! I have a few ideas for /2434/
1. Shinto style gods
2. Imperial Government but like a sengoku period state
3. A lot like Japan in ethics and culture
4. Friendship with all In Nijisanji.
5. Certain gods and goddess are thought more highly than others
Can we also form a trade agreement and everlasting alliance with you?

>> No.27234447

>>27234213
Tell me what you think about my ideas too!

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>>27223365
>This is one small nut for squirrel, one giant coom for squirrel kind.
How detailed does the costume (or how drunk does the sanalite) have to be for it to pass without notice? Could the tail be explained away by having this model of sexual relief device be a squirrel sex simulator?

>> No.27234731

>>27234213
Hey bro! Glad to see you are doing better, I hope the map drama with me didn't take the wind out of your sails.

>1. Shinto style gods
Good idea, that's how you will get it to work well. Shines from individuals gods and goddess certainly would be found across then land, working this with 5. I can see that it makes sense that way.
>2. Imperial Government but like a sengoku period state
Unless you want to write about wars, I'd recommend you not go in sengoku but rather some kind of Shogunate. Idea works good with that, you can choose who you want to be the shogun and daimyos. I can spit some ideas for you.
>3. A lot like Japan in ethics and culture
Good idea, might want to take it further and go for a traditionalist japan view that would allow you to work a lot of interesting historical things too.
>4. Friendship with all In Nijisanji.
Absolutely, although you should get KR and ID to agree (They will, but as one of the main Ninisani people, I agree personally and I think my peers would too. If they don't we can figure it out then.)
>5. Certain gods and goddess are thought more highly than others
Already mentioned in 1. my thoughts
Can we also form a trade agreement and everlasting alliance with you?
Yeah, Let's work together but make sure you have what kind of economy you have I.E.: What is produced, what is needed, etc. Everlasting alliance is something that I, controlling 8 girls and the Imperial throne can in principle agree to but the other reps need to approve for their own chuubas too. Always here to help you out my friend and hope you are doing great!

>> No.27234899

>>27234731
Kek, I REALLY don't want to write about wars since I don't know anything (Unless you want to for me xD). I guess a shogunate would make more sense, since I'm awful with names, can you help?

>> No.27235026

>>27234899
>names
Just because I think it's cool, the Tsukino Shogunate sounds like a good idea (unless you had other ideas). Maybe I should add an Imperial City with the Emperor being Rikun. What do you think?

>> No.27235140

>>27235026
Imperial city sounds cool and I like the idea of Rikun being the Emperor, is it he himself or ancestor? I like the Tsukino Shogunate. I guess the Daimyos should be based in other cites, right? I won't ask you to draw interior borders.

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>>27235140
Good, Here is the map update (I fixed the island, Mapautists please.) As for my ideas about Emperor, Unless you want to make Rikun some demigod it shouldn't be actually him. Daimyos work based on what you said. Just don't overcomplicate it like me if you can't handle it.

>> No.27235475

>>27235327
DOMO ARIGATO POMERLANE-SENPAI. I will do my best and you truly are awesome! I wouldn't be able to do this without you and am in your debt!

>> No.27235528

>>27235475
I also plan on sort of mimicking your style until i get the feel of writing.

>> No.27236110

>>27235327
Can you change the name of Tazumi to Ichikara and make a river leading to it? I feel demanding from you Pomerlane-senpai...

>> No.27236250

>>27236110
Gotcha. No worries, I am just relaxing right now thinking watching Deron before I get into my own works, so I am free.

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>>27197861
I MADE SOMETHING
I suck at writing but I hope it is good.
https://rentry.org/ybpum

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>>27236647
Here's your map. Good work, I like the origin stories a lot. Not sure how other anons would think of the CEO being a Demi-God in vitubia but since Rikun is just an ordinary guy that is immortal, I don't see an issue personally.

>> No.27237474

>>27236797
Arigato!

>> No.27239014

SEX YOUR LOCAL SQUIRREL GUYS AND GIRLS TODAY EVERYONE. THEY DESERVE IT

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Chapter XXV: Will you love your own people or send them to destruction?
https://rentry.org/c2dkn

>> No.27240646

I wonder at what point will people realize HOLY SHIT RISUNERS HAVE LATERITE ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND ARENT EVEN USING IT.

>> No.27242808

>>27224097
The women are well endowed like Sana when you take off the suits. Well most of them.

>> No.27243817

>>27240646
NASA will take the discarded aluminum.

>> No.27244564
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The year ends disastrously for Pomerlane on all fronts. Chapter XXVI.
https://rentry.org/zfs6m

>> No.27244815

>>27244564 (me)
I haven't forgotten all of the people who told me there is no suspense in my Saga or that Pomerlane just wills everyone to victory. This has been a terrible year despite the great victory at Schwarzbach.

>> No.27245732

Pomerlane encounters nice bread dog that wants headpats, wut do?

>> No.27246108

>>27245732
sandwich

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>>27243817
NASA too far away to even make use of it. even if you guys came about what you give us?

>> No.27246731

Actually this raises a question for me. moleRisuners would be digging caverns like crazy for gemtree farms but wtf would they do with all that other rock? I could either say Panrong is a massive hub of rock and they distribute it everywhere or that kronies taught them the basics of iron mining. Heck they probably have even more metals down there and are probably harvesting gems down there too. I really didn't give much thought into this now that i really think about it.

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>Viewer Discretion is advised, if you have problems with domestic violence or anything like that, skip this one for your own sake.

But if you can stomach it, this chapter is one that can give you the feel of the emotions of the Saga's two main characters at this dark hour.
https://rentry.org/or6xr

>> No.27248132

>>27247926
Might be one of the darker things wrote on here. I think you did well though. Really humanizes both of them.

>> No.27248288

>>27220762
How big are Sanalites supposed to be?

>> No.27248299

>>27248132
Yeah, I once again have to say I don't condone any of this at all. Really, from either of them. I've seen this shit a lot at home (minus the hitting) so it was both easy and hard to write.

>> No.27250131

Pomerlane anon coming out today with twists and turns.

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>>27250131
>Pomerlane anon coming
ahhh

>> No.27251441

Did I kill the thread with my rentry?

>> No.27251614

>>27251441
Speed normalized, this is normal speed before nijifags arrived

>> No.27251848

>Matsuri constantly teases you by giving you not so subtle pantyshots
>Decreases in subtlety until she's not wearing panties anymore when she does it.
>She plays innocent so you can't do anything but enjoy the quick glances
>She bumps into you in the hallway
>"Whoops!"
>There's a wet spot on your leg now
>She playfully sits on your lip.
>Can subtly feel her grinding against you
>Giggles once she feels how hard you get
>Stops and gets off, giving you another peak in the process
>She starts noticing how frustrating you're getting
>She smirks
>"Anon what's wrong?"
>You tell her it's nothing you're just frustrated
>She giggles
>She asks at what
>You tell her it's nothing
>"You know Anon, being frustrated that easy isn't good. You need to relax! You can always tell me anything and I'll help you relax "
>She winks and prods her tongue lightly against her cheek.
>You ask why she did that
>Did what? I'm just saying I can help you relax silly
>She giggles and acts like nothing happened
>She's doing her usually sit and grind against your lap. Giving you bedroom eyes and a smirk.
>She's not even hiding it anymore
> You feel like you're getting ready to burst.
>"I'm just saying Anon. You've been pretty stressed lately. Are you sure there isn't anything you don't want to tell me? "
> You can't take it anymore.
>You admit how sexually frustrated she's been making you.
>She can't help but giggle and smile
>"Me? I haven't done anything to do that to you though Anon! Ehehe~"
>You explain that either way you're been frustrated
>"Well.. I did say I'd do anything to help."
>"Have you tried taking care of it?"
>Explain that it isn't enough for how much she's teasing
>"That bad huh? Well.."
>She leans closely and places her hand on your crotch while she whispers in your ear
>"I guess I'll just have to help out more then"
>She pulls back and goes to her usual cheerful self.
>"Once we get alone time of course! Ehehe~" she gives you another wink and smirk
>Just because she said she'd help you doesn't mean she wasn't gonna let up
>Why did you have to tell her at the beginning of the day?
>"You know Anon. If it's really that bad why don't you tell me? Maybe I could help you now. Ehehe~"
>You let her know without hesitation.
>"I know you're frustrated silly. What am I supposed to do."
>She's playing Innocent again. You know what she wants
>She wants you to beg for it .
>You swallow your pride and beg for it a bit.
>She giggles a bit before accepting
>"Just because you're so cute doing that!"
> She takes your hand and leads you to an empty bathroom, hiding in one of the stalls
>She gives you a deep kiss. Her tongue playing with yours
>"This is only to help you out for now so don't get to excited Anon~"
>She slowly starts running her hand down your chest toward your zipper.
>She's certainly taking her time unzipping.
>Once she's done she quickly pulls your pants down.
>She stares at how hard you are.
>She starts blushing with a smirk, lightly licking her lips
>"You really wanted this huh? Poor guy looks like he's getting ready to explode."
>She leans in and whispers softly in your ear as she slowly wraps her hand around your member.
>"Well let's was the tension a little bit. We'll save the "exploding" for later. Ehehe~"
>Her soft voice combined with her grip makes you shiver
>She slowly starts stroking.
>She keeps her mouth near your ear so you can hear her breathing.
>You feel like you're going lightheaded.
>"Does that feel good anon?"
>You nod your head
>She giggles
>She stops stroking
>"Wanna feel better?"
>You nod without hesitation
>"Good boy~"
>She slowly unbuttons her top
>She stops at the button below her chest
>She grabs the short and pulls it apart
>You get a clear view of her flat chest
>"Not complaining about it now are you Anon?"
>She goes back to stroking you while letting you stare at her soft chest
>"How's it feel now?"
>You tell her it feels even better.
>She leans back in to your ear
>"Then show me~"
>She grips your hard on and strokes you faster.
>You can feel the tension building up in your crotch
>You tell her you're getting close
>She starts breathing heavily in your ear
>You can't take it anymore
>The tension releases as you shoot across the stall.
>Matsuri keeps her speed as she milks you through out the orgasm
>The feeling is so intense you feel like you're going to pass out.
>You give out your last spurts on to her hand as she strokes you slowly
>Finally she let's go and stares at the mess on her hand
>"Looks like you were really backed up anon"
>She playfully licks her finger.
>"I can't wait for later. You're probably gonna make a real mess on more than just my hand this time. Ehehe ~"
>You both get cleaned up and get back to your usual schedule
>You still pretty frustrated.
>Matsuri promised the wait will be worth it

>> No.27251882

>>27251848
Wrong thread unless you want to make that lore for something.

>> No.27251961

>>27251882
i forgot which tab I was on

>> No.27252102

>>27251961
Done it before, no worries.

>> No.27254297

Pomerlane anon is sexxxxx

>> No.27254844

>>27251848
MATSURISU FRIEND COME BACK
WE CAN ADVANCE OUR COLD WAR PLOT NANORA!

>> No.27256275

is this the first time something as touchy as DA has ever been written about?

>> No.27257018

>>27256275
As touchy as domestic abuse? Anon, we've had brainwashing, public torture, >>10 years of Namek rape (tm), cannibalism...

>> No.27257364

>>27257018
Yeah, don't understand that. I just put don't read it if you have problems with that shit.

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>>27234564
This will be the biggest test of will for you yet. How far are you willing to go to get dick? Most of the costume can be relatively simple, just add some metal tidbits here and there and paint yourself in metallic colors. The hard part comes after.

Shave the tail.

Also, don't try to get us drunk, if we drink, you drink, and trust me, alcohol poisoning ain't a good way to go...

>> No.27259333

>>27258567
Oh, you should definitely have a drinking contest with the visiting Deadbeats. The risuners are probably lightweights, but we're the entire board's dedicated alcoholics.
This battle will be legendary.

>> No.27259515

>>27258567
>Shave the tail
Um no.

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>>27259333
OH you're on skelebro! First to the ER loses!

>>27259333
Shame. Guess your determination to get nuts is still not big enough.

>> No.27261325

>>27248288
They're supposed to be 12 inches on average iirc.

>> No.27261691

>>27259515
>>27260069
You lack intuition! Our tails shall remain unshaved, instead, we will wrap them around our waists like belts!

>> No.27261695

imagine...
Risuner loli taking in a Sanalite and Rosebuta at once

>> No.27261861

>>27260069
Oh we're on! Also, don't worry about us trying to "exchange nuts", we're not sexless freaks like yall, but the /morig/ delegation is soldiers on the job, and sexing strange aliens is strongly advised against. Drinking you under the table is allowed, however.
I hope you've got some strong stuff, a couple (looking up cunt slang) schooners ain't gonna do much.

>> No.27262190

And here I wanted to introduce squirrels to hologram video games and baths.

>> No.27262632

I do have another suggestion for Risuners. Have you tried talking to Sanalites? Many Sanalite men are very lonely people. They don't want to have sex with anyone. Sanalite men want to have sex with their one woman as their wedded wife. Because space is a lonely place. And Sanalites look for life partners who never leave them.

>> No.27263630

>>27262632
>Sanallites are tradwife-seeking incels
Christ, the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the sanallite race.

>> No.27263894

>>27262632
Are sanalites the goslings of Vitubia? And if so, can Risuners be their tradwifes?

>> No.27264071

Does anyone know how to make those little thread word sphere thingeys? They look interesting

>> No.27264132

Pomerlane anon… why did you write domestic violence. Wtf is wrong with you?

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>>27264071
I have no idea, but I dread to think of what the most used words might be.

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>>27264163
Do RoseButas have rosemi beams?

>> No.27264297

>>27264163
The biggest one will be SEX due to risuners alone

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27264440

>>27264132
Im watching Rosemi. Ask again later and take some meds.

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27264490

>>27264276
With the help of /nasa/, yes.

>> No.27264680

>>27264490
That looks more like a weapon of the Hoshiyomi-Moriji Allied Space Fleet in 2380 VTE.

>> No.27264696

>Rosebutas have lasers
>Rosebutas also super weak like wosemi

>> No.27264745

>>27263630
>>27263894
I think we can add an exception to the directive for Sanalites to adopt native species as wives. However that species must become naturalized.

>> No.27264870

>>27264745
>However that species must become neutered
There. For the Grand Directive!

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>>27264680
What's a Hoshiyomi again? I haven't kept up with Hololive JP in a few years, which I think is what you're talking about.
>>27264696
To correct you, Rolis are weak like Rosemi. Just the Rolis.

>> No.27265023

>>27264870
This does not solve the birth rate crises.

>> No.27265233

>>27264440
BASED POMERLANE ANON.

>> No.27265360

>>27264951
Hoshiyomis are Suisei's fanbase, the joke is a reference to Mori's and Suisei's unit together, informally called Deathstar.

>> No.27265522

>>27264870
The species children must not be re-released back into the ecosystem. Normally this was done through euthanasia. However I'm throwing adoption on the table.

>> No.27265871

Why did pomerlane hit his hot wife with a cane?

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>>27247926
You\re fucking disgusting, I don't know why I bother interacting with you.

>> No.27266377

>>27265871
To quote Pomu herself: “She was being a little bitch and she needed to be taught a lesson. Not him by the way.

>> No.27266394

>>27265871
Pavlovian training

>> No.27266472

Great, the schizo is skinwalking now. That's not how nijiboys anon names his files. Do not respond.

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27266549

>>27266359
You do realize you're stuck in here with nymphomaniac squirrels and guro fetishists?

>> No.27266690

>>27266359
>rape, cannibalism, genocide, and everything else fine
>DA when he specifically warns you not to read it if you are uncomfortable.
>Wow, your disgusting.
Kek. Nijifags are pathetic.

>> No.27266739

>>27266359
The niji countries are in spitting distance of a nation where beating woman is the national anthem

>> No.27266826

>>27266739
You do know that narrows it down very little

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27267003

Yeah, I know thats a falseflagger and I knew schizos in our general would do it here.

>> No.27267179

I'm jealous of Pomerlaneanon, people telling me they're horrified by the sick filth I write would honestly get me off.

>> No.27267189

Why do you fags fall for bait so easily?

>> No.27267198

>>27267003
THE SCHIZOS ARE RISING, WE MUST ARM EVERY ABLE BODIED CITIZEN

>> No.27267272

>>27267189
Because the bait isn't making anyone angry.
Its really funny.

>> No.27267360

>>27267189
He chose one of the worst possible targets to falseflag as. It's funny imagining the anon who had a very enthusiastic conversation about human cattle making that post.

>> No.27267369

>>27267272
This. I honestly laughed at it because it was awful bait.

>> No.27267515

>>27267360
Whats even funnier is Pomerlane anon was disgusted by that himself and admit early he found his own work disgusting.

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27267529

Behold! The chumbud!

>> No.27267599

>>27267515
Pomerlane anon is too pure for this thread.

>> No.27267622

>>27267369
>"HOW DARE YOU BEAT THAT WOMEN? YOU'RE A MONSTER!"
>"that guy over there literally eats babies."

>> No.27267720

wait, are people actually mad about domestic abuse or are they trolling? /meat/ does ryona, literaly translating to abuse, and guro, literally grotesque in abbreviated engrish. it’s not even half as serious as some of the stuff we do when we want to take it easy.

>> No.27267813

>>27267720
Falseflagger did not do his lore reps.

>> No.27267863

>>27267720
No one is. That scene was tame and believable given the circumstances and both of them committed DA there as well.

>> No.27268003

>>27267720
>>27267515
/meat/ blessed us with a new fanfic about Finana gutting herself on stream

>> No.27268188

That was worse than expected schizo retard. I knew someone would falseflagger one of the malelore posters and fail miserably but that couldnt have been worse if you tried. I knew, given our general’s status as pure cancer, this would happen. Ill give you this much, at least you didnt try the usual “The story has no suspense, boring, reee arrogant card” this time
2/10 bait, made me laugh.

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>>27268003
Its true, i saw it myself and laughed because I thought she killed Selen when i first read it.

>> No.27268440

>>27268188
I don't even think its the usual pomerlane schizo because I'm pretty sure the human cattle discussion happened in the same thread as one of his rants. He would have already known

>> No.27268523

>>27268291
What did you think of it?

>> No.27268539

>>27268440
Our general could be bleeding retards here, so possibly. Also just Catalogfags like normal.

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27268567

I left to buy groceries and immediately got impostered... Thanks for not actually believing that was me, wordlbuilding bros. This must be one of the tourist goreposters who was spamming in general earlier, considering anyone who even threadwatches in /nijien/ should know better than to assume a comfydant of all people would be put off by such minor domestic violence. Our wife's favorite BL char locked his love interest in a dungeon and tortured him to death, pomerlane anon's story is very tame.

>> No.27268765

>>27268523
Like i said, it made me laugh. The only part of meat that grosses me out is cannibalism, teeth and fingernails, and shit with getting stuck in your dick.

>> No.27268840

>>27268567
>goreposters
as a /meat/head, i am very disappointed in him for impersonating you.

>> No.27268956

>>27268567
Well, it was obvious it wasnt you from the file name and knowing who you are. Adding on that our general is worse than usual today.

>> No.27268973

>>27268840
I don't mean you, meatfriends! I enjoy our conversations. Our general gets periodic IRL gore photo spammers, we've had them visiting at the same hours every single day for the past two weeks or so

>> No.27269074

>>27268840
The gore poster is just some schizo that gets mad for no reason because: Pomu posting, Femanons, or he just didnt take his meds.

>> No.27269083

>>27268765
i was thinking of doing speculative biology for that one fish that goes up your urethra in the amazon, but i feared it would be too /ringo/ or unrealistic, and there wasn’t all that much detail to give about it besides maybe saying it pokes holes in your bladder to drink your blood. idk i guess.

>> No.27269117

I personally would like to think risuners are not nymphos but just hypersexual.

>> No.27269215

>>27268973
the monkey poster, right? i would have preferred that. want to see if it’s the same as the ones i watch.

>> No.27269226

>>27269083
Well, I wouldnt read it. LMAO. That shit actually gets me worse than cannibalism. I know that fish too.

>> No.27269242

>schizos need to take their meds to stop posting shit
>/meat/head had to take his med to write fucked up shit
bros explain this

>> No.27269319

>>27269242
Easy, this thread is what catalogniggers would be if they took their meds to turning their rrat making skills into WorldBuilding.

>> No.27269361

>>27269242
they lied, the meds actually make them worse! it’s a conspiracy!

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>>27269083
Honestly that fish is weird enough as is that I'm not sure you could possibly make it any more unbelievable than it already is. You could just port it into /meat/ rivers wholesale and it'd fit right in. What were you planning on doing to make it more /meat/y?

>> No.27269838

>>27269423
give it barbed teeth and tongues that attach itself to the deepest part of your urethra and lick a hole into your bladder with the aforementioned barbed teeth, then have it give birth in your bladder and wiggle around until blood, piss, and eggs come out in an instance of forced, painful incontinence. i was thinking of making it smaller so it could fit all the way in, but idk.

>> No.27269908

>>27269838
aforementioned barbed tongue*
btw, that’s what i meant to imply.

>> No.27270057

>>27269838
also, this was inspired by the mpreg conversations, you’re welcome.

>> No.27270258

>>27267863
>Both commited DA
Nigga what?

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>>27264071
I think https://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.html is the site to use. Here's one for this thread.
>>27264163
>>27264297
So close, but there's a different anon who reigns supreme.

>> No.27270343

>>27270272
>yeah eat risuners

>> No.27270452

>>27270258
She literally hit him first. Look, I aint justifying the escalation but she hit something deep in his PTSD to cause that.

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>>27269242
youre talking about me right? Yeah Im the meathead who wrote >>27268003
Yes I actually have meds, SSRIs
For some reason taking them gives me a moment of mania. my mood and creativity improves. it's like the meds removed the shackles that held me back from going all out

>> No.27270640

>>27270057
thanks
i like it

>> No.27270656

Risuners are allowed at the Festival of Sheep
t. Lunaitos

>> No.27270776

>>27270258
>>27270452
The whole point of that scene was not the domestic violence, but to show the tension that both of them were feeling. Pomerlane was legitimately in a bad place because of everything going on and Emylia was so upset at him for sitting on his hands that she went off. Thats why she thinks its her fault. I hope that scene conveyed those emotions well.

Did you feel like the scene captured the emotion well, Comfyanon?

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>>27261861
Once we're drunk, we take no responsibility for what might happen. For all we know you might get more dick than Risuners will(not hard to achieve desu, if they keep their tails). And as for the alcohol, best we have would be some Aletronomy whiskey from Mars. 150-proof, wonderful honey-ish flavor, goes great with Morthy grapes. There are of course other great beverages on board, but as diplomatic guests and fellow drunks, you would first be served that.

>> No.27271245

>>27270776
nta, but i think it was good. she was so occupied with the idea that the nation needed him, that she forgot how much he needed her. kind of romantic. still could have used more da

>> No.27271273

Why would Pomerlane allow that scene in his propaganda?

>> No.27271566

>>27271245
Considering it is romantic propaganda of Pomerlane himself, he wouldnt want too much. Perhaps he did beat her more in real life or it never happened at all…
>>27271273
Simple, it shows his humanity to his subjects. Many people can see themselves in that same situation where they are up shit creek without a paddle. Imagine you try everything to win and everyone else fails around you. Thats the mindset i imagined..

>> No.27271729

>>27269838
I'll get back to you on this in an hour or two, /meat/anon. Internal organs aren't my specialty so I need to look into some things to see if the things I want to suggest make sense.

>> No.27271845

i was thinking about speculative biology for the world in general instead of just for /meat/ and i have to ask, are there any rock/mineral chuubas? i know we have tree chuubas, and robot chuubas, but a chuubas whose body is made out of rare minerals and who could be bred and domesticated for those minerals sounds interesting.

>> No.27271854

I actually think the chapter displays why DA happens, even in a loving relationship. It was a good portrayal of it in a realistic manner of emotions running over causing shit to hit the fan. He probably didnt actually apologize irl but shit, that made me understand both characters a lot..

>> No.27271940

>>27271273
Beating your wife is based and an alpha male move, I'm sure Pomu followers would agree.

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Just dropping by to post this cool pic I found, reminds me of a conversation here like a week ago. Ok bye~

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>>27271940
Pomu herself approve as does Enna.

>> No.27272274

>>27271729
btw, i was thinking of making it a worm instead of a fish, the likelihood of a fish fitting in there is pretty low, desu. also, i was wondering if it should intentionally block the bladder until it was ready to lay eggs, since the more eggs, the larger the stream required to get them to move. it might be too /ringo/ though, so again, idk.

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>>27270776
Yes, but this is an inference the reader makes due to the nature of the conversation (and the rather blunt "but little did Pomerlane know how much she was doing for him!" spiel at the end) rather than something I feel the narrative itself manages to successfully convey on its own. The piece lacks narrative tension, and I think this is generally what people mean when they talk about your stories lacking suspense. In literature, suspense isn't merely a result of not knowing the outcome to a story. Outside of specific "darker and grittier" literature that goes out of its way to kill people off at random like Game of Thrones, it's generally assumed that the protagonists will win all their fights and come out the other side victorious, yet it's still possible to create a feeling of suspense. It's not something I think you can fix in the war campaign portion of the story, since those are being written like battle records rather than a proper story. I don't think it's something you even should fix for those, since writing the war campaign like a story will turn it into a multi-novel length epic, and I sincerely doubt you want to waste that much of your life on a mongolian basketweaving fanfic.

I can tell you were attempting to inject some of that narrative tension into the work with this scene, and it succeeds in that it offers the characters themselves uncertainty and gives them a bit of depth. But as readers, we ourselves experience no narrative tension. No questions are raised that the narrative doesn't promptly, bluntly hand us the answers for, and the scene itself feels like it should be serving as the climax to an arc about Pomerlane and Emylia's increasingly strained relationship, yet it's just dropped in our laps with no build up. I think this scene would have worked better if you'd first released a piece actually detailing Emylia's war efforts, showing her meeting with the princes of Pomerania and so on, rather than just telling us "hey, she did this btw I guess that's kinda important or something" at the end That would have served to create proper anticipation for the reader -- one might find themselves wondering where Emylia's efforts would lead, and hoping her hard work bears fruit. This piece would have then served as the answer to that anticipation, and additionally, it would have been much more heart wrenching to see Pomerlane misunderstanding his wife after cheering for her in the previous chapter. Honestly the subject of building a proper narrative is a very complex one that I can't possibly hope to cover over posts on 4chan, but I hope this at least offered some clarity.

>> No.27272541

Because of the size of the woolly spiders I wonder if their eggs make good medicine.

>> No.27272664

I reread this Chapter again. Damn does that humanize this demi-god esque figure. The part about arthritis and him needing a cane really made me set the stage for the emotional damage well. I will admit I think he probably beat her harder than that, i actually imagined him grabbing her by the throat after the suspense of him getting really pissed and just throwing her.

I am really curious as to how things get better from here too. Damn, he sounded and looked like a broken man.

>> No.27272875

>>27272421
True, I will admit it feels slapped in there. I will have to make a whole piece on that. This was spurn of the moment from me writing about the lore. I might take this one out as a chapter from the main story and spin in off into another (yes really) side story that focuses on them specifically. With how massive the war is, i didnt want to confuse myself with the personal relationship stuff until there was a calm. Either that or I will go add a chapter in between cover that.

>> No.27273013

>>27272875 (me)
Like holy shit i set myself up with this one. 4 campaigns taking place at the same time.

>> No.27273026

>>27272875
>i didnt want to confuse myself with the personal relationship stuff until there was a calm
calm is something you put yourself into, otherwise you'll be ready to make personal relationship stuff at the worst time to make it.

>> No.27273125

>>27273026
Calm means calm in the fighting. Not my actual feelings. Campaigning season ended when this scene took place.

>> No.27273175

>>27197915
Hey anons, I'm gonna start putting together the votepost that will occur this weekend. The vote will open at 12:00, GMT-1, in 2 hours, and end in 50 hours.

The items up for vote are as follows:

- Proposal to transfer portion of /ahoy/ on the Nijicontinent to Lazulight General Y/N

- Proposal to transfer portion of /2434/ exclave congruent to /nijiEN/ to /nijiEN/ Y/N

- Rename /rushia/ to /mikeneko/ Y/N

- Create a country for /dsw/, congruent to /2434/

Is there anything else we wanted to vote on? Also, since some votes in there are contentious, feel free to reply to this with arguments for or against proposals, and these will be linked in the vote post. For example, I will include mapanon's thought process re: /ahoy/. The thread is fast enough that I think some reps may not be able to keep up with all the discussion going on.
This will be reposted in the new thread, since this one is dying.

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>>27272274
Some fish like picrel are very, very small. It requires no suspension of disbelief to think yours might be some tiny enough to swim up someone's urethra. I do think your current ideas are a bit more /ringo/ than /meat/, especially as there's no justification for why the fish developed this behavior. Why do they infest humans specifically, and why lay eggs in the bladder? I think this idea works best if the eggs must be laid in the bladder because it's an ideal hatching environment for them. When the itty bitty fish hatch, they then begin eating away at the inner lining of the bladder. When the host urinates, the hatchlings latch on to the host's inner walls using those aforementioned barbed teeth to prevent being swept out. If not dealt with, the fish will eventually eat their way out of the host for a messy, painful death. If you want it to be especially daunting, give the species extreme gender dimorphism. Females are small enough to swim up a human's urethra but males grow significantly larger, causing all sorts of complications for the host as the brood begins to mature. This feels more /meat/ to me.

>> No.27273350

>>27273175
what about the part of /warkop/ and /kr/ towards the grand nijien landmass and the /nijimale/ part towards /2434/

or is that already reversed? missed quite some thread since i was busy so jsut wanna know where we at

>> No.27273422

>>27273175
/Obsy/ renamed to /rose/ if not done already. /ahoy/ needs compensation somewhere that makes sense…

>> No.27273441

>>27273350
What should be done about those parts of the map?

>> No.27273500

>>27273350
Those can be left alone since I will gladly re make the map when they want it done or now if it is desired now.

>> No.27273588

>>27273500
Like I didnt even realize that i took land from them when I drew it.

>> No.27273641

>>27272875
I get that. Do keep in mind that Pomerlane's emotions will affect his campaigning, however, and in those incidences chapters like this one are needed to explain why he's suddenly perhaps not making the most sound of decisions. Though I suppose you could also just throw a literal "Pomerlane's stress from x caused him to do y" in there, since the war campaign is being written like a historical document, and elaborate on just what x was in a side piece sometime later.

>> No.27273668

>>27273312
>I think this idea works best if the eggs must be laid in the bladder because it's an ideal hatching environment for them
that was always the plan, but explaining how it evolved towards that was where i was having problems. btw, it doesn't have to be just humans. it never had to be just humans. i don't get why that question keeps coming up. also, my understanding of guro is that it would include /ringo/, and this is further backed by the fact that our chuubas do a lot of /ringo/ stuff. lastly, worms are easier. 1) they can reproduce asexually. 2) they can be both thin, and long. 3) they can more easily be the size i am thinking of, even if there are some fish that would count. it just makes more sense to me to have them as worms.

>> No.27273696

>>27273175
/rushia/ to /mikeneko/ makes zero sense because she is in Hololands then. We need to either find a place in Indie lands or make one. Same with ahoy being on nijilands and the weird shape of Warkop.

>> No.27273697

>>27273500
not in a hurry, just wanted to know where the stance on that is atm. if you gonna change it back later on then thats fine. might as well wait for the vote so all can be done in 1 swoop if anything else needs to be done

>> No.27273735

>>27273641
Good idea. Might use citations in these to help.

>> No.27273787

>>27273668
Well it's coming up in this case because the chemical composition of urine as well as the internal temperature of the bladder would be wildly different between different species of animals. You can't just slap your parasites in there and go "yup, a bladder is a bladder." If you want your worms to be able to infest humans then at most they'd also be able to infest other primates.

>> No.27273824

>>27273697
Since let the kr and warkop issue stand because i see no reason to vote away their lands without reps. (/ahoy/ is different, i think they just need land somewhere else to compensate) Ill let the map as a made it stay but change it when a rep comes.

>> No.27273838

>>27273696
Anon, you do realize who mike used to be, right? This is the same as /kson/.

>> No.27273874

>>27273838
I dont think either should be on hololands.

>> No.27273929

>>27273874
We will need a new map for EN3 so its no issue.

>> No.27273977

>>27273929
Nah, we just need to draw new borders. Not every nation needs to be massive.

>> No.27274001

>>27273977
Which still means we'd have to redo the map...and probably cause some arguing when everyone loses land to make room for the new chuubas.

>> No.27274019

>>27273824
Holy shit I typed like an ESL

>> No.27274080

>>27273874
I think they should be on the hololands, because it makes more sense for all the same anons who continue watching their oshi after graduation to remain the same nation lore-wise, and this is already established as fact in multiple nation's lore regarding /kson/.

>> No.27274102

>>27274001
Nta but personally, I dont think that would be an issue if we understood scale properly.

>> No.27274110

>>27273787
that's fair. the fish from the amazon supposedly does what it does because fish gills. keeping everything the same and saying it evolved to do that instead is the best option, but some of it would have to change. desu, this is why i wasn't sure if i should bring it up in the first place. there's a lot of skepticism over whether or not it even goes up the urethra at all, or if it's just a myth.

>> No.27274159

>>27274110
Eh, we have dragons and plant people running around. Your fish (or worm, if you settle on it being that) is still believable enough.

>> No.27274166

>>27273175
Feel like we should just redraw borders across nijiland with dsw coming in.

>> No.27274190

maybe we should vote on the fact if we wanna keep "themed" continents to be a thing goign forward or not

it does feel a bit forced and cases like kson and mikeneko make a good reason why it might not be the best idea to have them

>> No.27274214

>>27273175
I would also include the pic from >>27170800 to better illustrate the proposals.

>> No.27274221

>>27274159
But our dragons just sit in mountains and get their bellies petted. Lmao

>> No.27274311

>>27274190
I think that the only continent that needs changed is Nijilands. No reason for Ahoy and Watamelon to be there. KR and Warkop are an exception i think

>> No.27274330

>>27274190
hey this is just the zoning argument again

>> No.27274333
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27274333

Rep, if you keep spreading this narrative that Sanallites are these lonely virgins, I will stop holding back and join others in hitting you with a brick.

The reality is that, while we do have a strict cap on the number of Sanallites while in space, due to limited space, we have as much sex as any other species. The interstellar void is a pretty boring place, after all. So Sanallites get as much dick/pussy as they want, we are just extremely serious about contraceptives.
When a couple is selected to finally have a baby, they usually call in sick for the week immediately, stock up on food, and lock themselves into their room.
And I will reiterate what I have been saying for the past month, it's just unfortunate that squirrels don't do anything for us. A true shame. Well, there might be some that could give you the dicking you seek, but they would definitely be a worthless neet that doesn't leave their room unless they really have to. Someone like that would not be present on an official diplomatic meeting like this.

>> No.27274372

>>27273175
I agree with other anons. Redraw all of the Nijilands because of DSW and the nijireps.

>> No.27274573

>>27273175
Wasn't there also a proposal regarding /vnug/ and /kr/ merging brought up at some point?

>> No.27274630

>>27274159
i hate the idea that just because you can explain a well-thought-out, unorthodox idea in a simplistic manner, that less-thought-out unorthodox ideas can be given the same respect. if my idea doesn't have realism within the setting, they don't belong in the setting. do not go easy on me just because i came up with the idea, because i wont go easy on you if your ideas suck.

>> No.27274637

>>27274573
Yes, that should be considered. Maybe we should do the same to Nijimales and 2434

>> No.27274680

new bread doko?

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>>27274330
not saying to redo all countries again or something but instead of havign fixed continents that everyone on there needs to be related have new nations where it makes sense, mikeneko and kson make more sense to be where their old lands used to be and who knows what else will happen in the future

wouldn't be the first time a niji becomes a holo for example

>> No.27274757

>>27274691
This. Mikeneko and Kson are fine where they are.

>> No.27274864

what happens if someone from niji transfers to holo or vice versa?

>> No.27274969

>>27274630
I'm not going easy on you, I just genuinely don't think this theoretical bladder parasite of yours is as outlandish as you're making it out to be. In real life we already have things like tapeworms that infest and grow in the host's intestines, and by the way tapeworms are fucking wild. Did you know the reason they infest the intestines is because they have no diggestive system of their own, so they piggyback off another organism's by absorbing already-digested food through their skin? Nature is wild. I hardly think claiming the existence of a parasite that infests the bladder instead is unbelievable when IRL nature is already off the walls bonkers. Explaining why these creatures infest the bladder is as easy as, for example, saying that in their hatchling phase these fish (or worms) require the presence of minerals commonly found in human urine to grow to adulthood, and the eggs detect the presence of uric acid as a means of determining when it's safe to hatch. There are many species of fish whose eggs will not hatch when something in the environment is missing and will instead lay dormant, sometimes for multiple seasons, so this isn't unbelievable.

>> No.27275016

>>27274864
Well, Niji has mostly group generals, rose and haha are the exception so I dont know what happens if say Finana goes to HL. Holo is made up mostly individual generals, which is different.

>> No.27275141

>>27274969
there also already are bladder parasites in our world too, forgot what they are called but i firmly rmeember that there is a river with a strong "do not pee in here" warnign because it can lead them to their goal and crawl up your genitals to get in there

>> No.27275249

>>27275016
i mean if we go with that example, if finana becomes a holo and that one gets its own general as they tend to do. the thign that would make sense is that the part of lazulight deidcated to her would get split of and become its own nation

>> No.27275308

>>27275249
Finana probably isnt best example because Ryuguards do not exist here aside from 3 guys. If it was Pomu or Elira, yeah that makes sense.

>> No.27275397

>>27274969
i need to be able to explain stuff for it to be realistic. there is always a way for something to realistically work in this setting, but if it isn't spelled out, i don't count an idea as being realistic. with that said, i thought of the tapeworm example, but i don't want another idea requiring infection. the idea of the minerals is good, but that would lead it to be more /ringo/ than it already is by removing some of the other stuff.
>>27275141
that is the fish i was talking about in the amazon. it's uncertain if it actually does any of that.

>> No.27275403

>>27275308
>>27275249
>>27275016
>>27274864
I dont think it works at all, unlike indies, because its questionable how much lore would even make sense.

>> No.27275504

>>27275403
?

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>>27275397
Why would the fish requiring the mineral composition of urine to grow to adulthood force you to remove other features? Explain this thought process to me because you lost me.

>> No.27275684

>>27275519
it depends on where it's getting the minerals, but i was thinking of having a barbed tongue that was sharp enough to scratch a hole into soft flesh. if the minerals come from something that wouldn't require that, it wouldn't make sense to include.

>> No.27275871

>>27274333
Do it. Fire your useless rep. He can't write lore worth shit.

>> No.27275988

>>27275871
Can we vote on that? I would like to fire all of Nijifags too.

>> No.27276055

>>27275684
The fish would naturally absorb some of the minerals from the water (or urine in this case), but it would still need to eat. There is no need to remove its ability to eat at the host's flesh. In fact you can make this work for you further by saying that its tongue is barbged specifically to scrape away the host's bladder lining, allowing the fish to get at the far more nutritionally valuable flesh protected behind it.

>> No.27276211

>>27275684
>>27276055 (me)
To be perfectly honest I think the biggest question here is how the fish gets from the bladder back into water after it reaches adulthood.

>> No.27276220

>>27276055
so where would it get the minerals normally?

>> No.27276243

>>27274333
Obviously not all Sanalites are like that. But we do have a problem with who gets sex. Because of the population limits only a few noteable alpha "chads" get to have sex with most of the women. The rest of the men are betas and omegas who will never get laid. That said it doesn't matter how many men don't get laid. As long as you have enough women reproduce you can keep the station's population in check. Also single men are useful to have them work and advance their careers or to be competent wage slaves. The men who can't tolerate either of those lives euthanize themselves or even transition to women. Which either of those are fine as population control.

>> No.27276471

>>27276220
It wouldn't. You questioned why a fish might evolve to infest the bladder, and the answer is that it needs the minerals found in urine specifically to grow to adulthood. Often an animal's nutritional needs change drastically as it goes through its life cycle. The vast majority of mammals stop producing lactase and become lactose intolerant after they grow into adolescence.

>> No.27276601

>>27276471
i don't understand. if it needs the minerals, where does it get them normally?

>> No.27276740

>>27276601
Are you saying you do not want your fish's life cycle to be reliant on infesting another creature's bladder? In that case I can better understand why you kept saying it doesn't make sense because, indeed, at that point it calls into question why it would bother with this nonsense at all and I can see no good reason for it to go through the hassle of swimming up another creature's urethra when there is no certainty to offpsring would ever be returned to water.

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>>27276243
Aight, get your head here, I'm hitting you with a brick.

>> No.27277303

>>27277162
Does this mean the rep is officially fired?

>> No.27277513

>>27277162
Population distribution might not be so bad between men and women. But you only need lots of women and a handful of men to reproduce.

>> No.27277542

I am kicking all of the Nijireps for being shit

>> No.27277839

>>27276740
no, it's more that everything you say seems so detached from itself that i can't tell what you are responding to, or what problem you are trying to solve, or even where you are getting your understanding of my perspective from. quite frankly, i just can't understand what you're saying at all. maybe i am too tired to think straight.
>the eggs detect the presence of uric acid as a means of determining when it's safe to hatch. There are many species of fish whose eggs will not hatch when something in the environment is missing and will instead lay dormant, sometimes for multiple seasons, so this isn't unbelievable.
so the eggs need a mineral to be ready to hatch, but also
>the chemical composition of urine as well as the internal temperature of the bladder would be wildly different between different species of animals.
so unless this most likely water-based species specifically evolved to humans, a non-water-based species, there would have to be something else in it's natural environment that produced that mineral. what is that something else?
>In fact you can make this work for you further by saying that its tongue is barbged specifically to scrape away the host's bladder lining
that was the whole point of having the barbed tongue in the first place.
>at that point it calls into question why it would bother with this nonsense at all
the fish from the amazon's name is candiru, i looked it up. it goes into the gills of other fishes, but supposedly it sometimes accidentally lodges itself into other unintended locations, with that said, i never said i didn't want my idea to be reliant on infesting another creature's bladder. it's just that there are problems with the idea that caused me to initially give up on it.

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