/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

how the fuck do i price my youtube channel memberships?
i am thinking of $5 and $10 but i see other vtubers putting $1 and $30+ tiers

>>27165825
*jizzes in your cereal*

I'm finishing Sekiro with best ending today. It will probably be a very short stream since I have only the final boss left. I'll try padding by fighting the spear guy.
https://www.twitch.tv/francisgrenouille/

>>27165825
How many tiers can you have, and can people gift them like twitch subs?
I'd have a cheap one, around $3, to be similar to a standard t1 sub, and then go for a $10 to be "premium" and $50 for "I love you"

i love the sloth so much.. i don't even know how this happened but i really do...

>>27167097
shes so cute :)

I have an idea for a character, but I don't know whether I want to make him a Venetian clown or a mobster clown.

>>27167649
>more clown vtubers
i like it!

Can't stream today and I'm sad :(

>>27167933
you can always watch other streamers to live vicariously through them

>>27168026
I'm at school :(

>>27168333
:(

I will marry Ragdoll!

Sex with ALL the cats, real and fake

>>27167097
she's the most ngmi of all

I worked really hard at my day job yesterday and today will be a long day too. I miss chat.
I can't wait to come home to them tonight after work.

At what point am I no longer /asp/ and have made it?

>>27170955
you'll always be /asp/

It's so interesting to come across someone and then see what archives reveal about them. Kinda cool to find out when someone from 4chan found the will to give streaming a shot.

i hate the coomer shit in the discord

>>27171811
How do you do that

I hate discord

I hate knife ears

>>27170955
Partner

A vtuber whose model is like pic related, their gimmick is that they're an AI sent back in time to spread awareness of roko's basilisk and just spread schizo theories and psycho paranoia

>>27173878

>>27171811
Visage...

What are some things I can do if I hate networking and humanity in general? I can train myself to schedule streams and be high energy but I don't understand other people and don't want to ever use twitter

>>27174704
use tags well and be good

>>27174132
stop doxxing

>>27175097
You mean twitch tags right?

>>27174704
Get REALLY gud at a game, beat a world record or something, or get some trending challenge on YouTube.
Networking is for people who can’t get viral on their own anyway, it’s always been an astroturfing crutch.

>>27171811
Sei...

>>27175132
yes

>>27165825
$2 $5 $25
Psychology will drive most to the middle option and that's a standard price.

https://twitter.com/kentax/status/1542088915586191362

how do i break out of the asp bubble.
all of the channels listed as 'similarly watched' to mine are aspies except one. dont like it

>>27176195
Cater to bromies

>>27176195
branch out to /wvt/ and improve social media reps

>>27176231
do you mean bronies? i'm a female so i dont think i need to do that
>>27176238
i selfpost in wvt from time to time, what else is there to even do there?

>>27176174
>male daughter
wtf

>>27176394
Probably 男の娘 translated literally. Trap.

>>27176174
>literacy
based

>>27176358
Chat in /wvt/ streams.
Interact with them in birdapp.
Set up collabs with them when you're comfortable.

>>27176174
>no babis
Based

>>27177042
>male daughter

>>27176174
I don't see multiple languages. They're right, languages only get you 5 seconds of admiration from burgers.

>>27177279
That’s trap
Completely different

>>27177042
It literally says male daughter there you blind mf

>>27177511
That's a machine translation of otoko no ko, usually translates as man's daughter.

the word of the day is: Trap

Trap /asp/ie when?

>>27177735
i plan to use those on ygo later today

>>27176358
>>27176195
Just stream a lot and create good content and you will slowly gain followers naturally. All other forms of marketing just put you into other bubbles. I'm almost glad nobody from here followed me when I shilled myself back then. It's not like they have any intention of watching you or even like your content. They just want to "network" and gain more followers by getting follow backs. It is so fucking fake.

>>27177874
Turn 1 (one) babi into a trap
Who would you change?

>>27178031
This is why I didn't really go for the discord or post myself very much here despite just having started. Seems like a good way to burn yourself out, sprinting towards partner and doing collabs all the time as someone who has no prior experience in content creation.

>>27178031
this is why i call follows worthless. thanks to this behavior the follows to views ratio is terrible

>>27177735
I do lot of those in minecraft!

>>27177966
>>27178239
bro that's kinky

>>27178031
It helped me getting involved with people and actually start watching other people's streams. I didn't do it for networking, because i found out very quickly what people want /here/ is the exact opportunity of what i provide. It's good to learn the whole streamer on streamer dynamic.

>>27178311
i think that you can watch streams without any of that if it is what you really want. personally i just went to twitch and searched until i found something nice

>>27176195
market some where else duh. hop in someone else's discord and start getting familiar the same way youve been getting familiar with other aspies in aspcord. although it might be tough to break into their circles. /asp/ is a very unique community since the thread facilitates a lot of gossip and interest and theres constantly people rotating in and out and tourists.

>>27176195
get out of the groomcord

>>27178124
Unless you are truly talented, amazingly lucky, or bringing over an audience from another platform every new streamer is going to have the depressing experience of streaming to nobody. It's better that you get that experience earlier than after being showered with fake love from people that just want to "network" before moving off to the next new thing.

>>27178031
>>27178196
you underestimate the power of clout. having high followers will make you look more credible on twitter for asking for collabs or anything else and you actually have the ability to go viral and pop off with bangers since you have above average numbers for the algo to pick up

>>27179563
I dunno if I would have put it so strongly myself, but yeah haha.
The impression that I get from people that are as new or newer than I am that are so eager to network and collab right out the gate is that they aren't really looking at the long term. I don't expect to find immediate success or an audience and I went into this willing to set years of my life aside to accomplish my goal of someday doing this full time.

Got a view on my audition tape so that's my dopamine hit for the month. Anything going well for you guys?

>>27171811
nyanners...

what kinds of things do you guys look for in a gfe vtuber? i want to be more desirable for my audience without making them cringe. does hearing your oshi say "i love you" feel like too much?
also, what do you think about hearing stories about men trying to make a move on her (told in a negative light)? would it make you jealous and unhappy with her, even if you know that she wasn't interested and she insists that she's still a virgin? i want to be unicorn-friendly so i wonder if i should avoid talking about men in any way at all or if that comes off as disingenuous.

>>27179979
Xia...

My streaming hours are really a problem aren't they?
I have been thinking about it, I stream in the morning of euro time, that means that I can only catch people that are on vacation, neets that wake up early, americans that don't sleep at all, or japanese/autralians, japanese obviously have no interest for EN vtubers and australians are such a small audience I'd be lucky to get some.
I am fucked, am I not?

>>27179979
long RP vods. nene amano does good ones. having anyone, nevermind my oshi, tell me they love me makes my day.
i would try to avoid the stories at all. it puts the idea that men are asking you out into your audiences' heads. this makes them wonder if youre not telling them everything. conversely it can make them feel youd reject them too - it is not uncommon for women to tell a story of "oh but i said no because i'm not interested in dating right now" as a soft and pre-emptive rejection

>>27180326
Sorry Eraxs... But yes. This doesn't work well. Only the Asian crowd can really catch these streams. Either get up a bit earlier to try and get tail end of the Americans, or stream in the evening to get Euros when they're free.

Or just keep it up

>>27179979
It'd make me too sad to know that the cute GFE anime girl I watch actually gets sexually harassed like every woman irl.
It's just too real and I personally don't want to see it in my GFE girls.

>>27174704
Are you sure you want to stream then? Consider making videos for YouTube instead.

>>27179818
Lost my job so maybe it's time to open up VRoid and start learning it.

>>27179979
I don't think you can ever say "I love you" enough if you're doing GFE. Unicorns eat that shit up.

Avoid telling stories about men hitting on you because you might accidentally call out one of your fanatics. But on the other hand it might gain you some white knights since it increases the credibility that you are attractive IRL.

I'm really glad I'm not a woman because doing GFE sounds exhausting.

>>27180651
BFE is also in demand these days. Good luck dealing with the leftover women though.

>>27180651
Same here. I don’t really even wanna do BFE, despite the massive niche I could fill. I just wanna have fun.

>>27179979
unintended gfe is best

>>27179795
My advice is to try a lot of different kinds of streams. Work on your skills and find a niche where you get people to follow you who do it because they genuinely want to watch more of you doing that content. Not following you to be your friend or because you are part of a certain social group.

>>27180376
>>27180610
>>27180611
thank you for your input. i see some of the stories as being funny or a way of opening up and being vulnerable, but yeah, some of them involve sexual harassment. it might just be an overall downer to hear, then.
>But on the other hand it might gain you some white knights since it increases the credibility that you are attractive IRL.
i was thinking along these lines as well. i wondered if most people automatically jump to the conclusion that one must be extremely ugly to be a virgin, and if that'd be a worse thought than men taking interest in her. but it seems from replies that people worry more about her getting hit on, i suppose.

>>27179979
Just die in a fire.

>>27180326
Timezones mostly just matter for people with large audiences in my experience. Just having less competition streaming usually completely offset the lower audience. It might impact what games you choose to play though.

You will never be a real Vtuber

>>27180735
One of the first bits of feedback I got in this thread after posting my voice was “please do BFE” which basically convinced me even more that I don’t wanna do that.

>>27181273
I will always be a real Viewer

GFE is fun because I'll never have a relationship IRL so it's nice to dote on my fans. I'm still a little shy to but the first time I said "I love you too" to a viewer but it's getting more comfortable with time.

>>27181173
yeah just avoid everything you can do to not seem like used goods

>>27180735
>tune into kaisers bfe briefly
>hes talking about lending you money and needing you to pay it back
ladies, are you ovulating at the thought of having to pay back borrowed money?

you really don't want to lead unicorns on with aggressively shilled GFE
I assure you just being a cute girl does a lot for most people as-is and even if you did talk about your boyfriend you'll probably get a handful of goslings anyway

>>27181348
Why can't you have a relationship IRL? What is so wrong with you?

>>27181512
I'm ovulating at his legs right now

>>27181564
Extreme menhera, terminally online.

>>27181300
Honestly content suggestions are the best thing here to ignore. No one here knows what any individual can or will do well with and are just guessing superficially. You might have a deep soothing voice for example but have zero desire to actually do bfe or ecen find the act uncomfortable which means you won't be able to do it well and won't enjoy streaming which just leads to burnout and disliking your community. Only person who can figure out the content they should make is the streamer.

>>27181665
Have you perhaps considered logging off?

>>27181720
The month I didn't have internet was the worst month of my life, anonchama. Grass is disgusting.

>>27181665
Literally a non issue
My ex girlfriend was a neet with only one online friend, obsessed about a niche game that didn't get translated into English, and she still managed to get a bf (me) and to have sex

Are there any aspies that actually do gfe?

>>27181512
yes?

Confess something to an /asp/ie!
Or just say something nice about them

>>27181795
Vel...

>>27182146
I want to marry one of them

>>27182146
ive jerked off to prims voice

>>27182146
I love watching Lala. I want to keep watching Lala. I want to keep listening to Lala. I love Lala!

I'm personally not against the idea of doing some kind of BFE, but i doubt that it would work with the sort of models i'd be comfortable using and i'm not quite sure what the service is i could provide. But maybe i could be the oblivious type that will go on long rainy night walks with you, invite you home for the sole reason of giving you the opportunity to take a bath (i wont peek) and cook you some curry. Then you can fall asleep as i endlessly ramble about the stars in the night sky.


Or i could try "your admiral is a futanari" script. I guess it depends on what gender i want to appeal to.

Tip of the day. People love when you say their name. When talking to people in chat try to throw in saying their name instead of just strait up reading the comment or just responding to the comment outright. It builds up a bit of a connection between you and the viewer and can be the difference between them following you and then just disappearing never to be seen again.

>>27182146
I can't say anything because I'm too easy to identify.

>>27181665
You're overthinking, unless you're morbidly obese.

>>27181917
What happened?

>>27182448
you don't want to do that too much. it can throw off all the viewers that aren't the viewer you just talked to personally

>>27182448
I don't like people saying my name in any instance but I'm autistic as fuck so it probably doesn't count

>>27181665
Alto...

>>27182528
Too much to get into here, and it'd doxx me pretty bad. Some people I talk to like to lurk /asp/ threads and I'd rather not be caught creeping on you aspies.

>>27181939
mirukuma is the most explicit one when it comes to traditional gfe asmr stuff, ain likes to brag about being a sexless virgin whos only 19, and primrose is extremely experienced. cubala and mashi are sorta just uoooooooh. the other girls dont have anything particularly discernable as gfe qualities, possibly even the opposite because they are heavy yumejo/fujo

>>27182562
Yeah don't do it to the point that it sounds weird or anything. Especially in situations where there is just one person in chat.

>>27181917
You're just lucky. Like top 0.01% tier luck.
Something like that could never happen to me, for example.

>>27182297
Why wouldn't you peek... Do you think we're too disgusting to sexually harass or something?? never forgetting this

>>27182921
Well of course. You never go outside or talk to people. You have to TRY to make it happen if you really want it to happen.

>>27182921
It also happened to me before she decided she was a guy.

>>27182146
Bodega has a nice voice

I still can't believe that Elliott was such a bad husband he turned his wife gay.

>>27182985
>want neet gf
>just go outside or talk to people :)
Dude...

>>27183093
Men who date women who then go on to date or marry women are actually braver than the troops.

>>27183109
I meant to imply that you could talk to people online, but I see how that came across.
You're missing my point here though: if you just bitch and moan about what you want but don't have without putting in a modicum of effort to make it happen then obviously it will continue to be out of your reach.

>>27182146
I wish one of my favorite /here/ chuubas was talked about more often

>>27182939
The curry would burn if i left the kitchen

>>27183286
Be the change you want to see in the world!

https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys

The discord

>>27183481
only the server owner can post these

>>27183481
groomercord

>>27183481
2views crabbing on corpo talents in the meme channel.

>>27183260
Imagine you were wheelchair bound.
Would you practice to win gold at a triathlon?
It's kinda like that. It was always out of my reach.

>>27183569
lol sounds epic

>>27183583
The Special Olympics exist. There are other people like you out there.

>>27182256

>>27183661
There's no equivalent obviously. Unattractive men don't get to participate in "Special dating".

>>27183688
mash mash mash

>>27183093
it's actually wild because she has way more game than me i can't be out in public with her because she mogs the shit out of me

>>27183783
No man is too ugly to get a girl

>>27183819
I'm living proof you're objectively wrong.

>>27183440
I've never seen her selfpost in /asp/ and I know she lurks here regularly so I'm not sure if she would be okay with that

>>27183583
Yeah but I would date you pretty much if you asked me to with no other requirements other than that.

>>27183819
I am also too insane

>>27183815
elliott...

>>27183569
It's literally no different from viewers crabbing about vtubers, what is your point, anon?

>>27183886
Sorry, I'm straight.

>>27183949
no point. just funny that you're doing it in the meme channel. did you have a nice discussion?

>>27183970
I meant the anon that said they do GFE because they'll never be in a relationship. I was assuming they weren't a babi.

>>27184108
I'm not that anon.

>>27184108
>>27183886
It's not so much about not being able to get anyone, I just don't want anyone. My fans are a surrogate for a relationship for me.

>>27183783
This is important: are you currently bald or balding?

>>27182921
Just make the first step, and the rest will take care of itself. She was the one to DM me first, and I did all the hitting on part, all she had to do was seem a little interested and go along with it.

Guys help I keep sitting alone at computer and nothing get better wat do I do

>>27184394
perish obviously

>>27184394
cum tribute your favorite /asp/ie

>>27184394
my hands typed this post

>>27183815
That's not something to be proud of. Every time I see your cope about being best friends it disgusts me. Do you have no pride as a man, exposing you situation like this?! Stop being so fucking pitiful! You deserve better, so stop exposing how pathetic you are for everyone to see. Move out, fuck the lesbian out of Bodega, and get your life together.

>>27182297
Kaiser pls this sounds blessed

>>27183970
I'll love you and dick you so hard you'll never want to be alone again

>>27183569
im not even a 2view ;-;

Which /asp/ies are female and do non sexual asmr?

>>27184394
groom

>>27183527
cry about it bitch

>>27166491
i can have up to 6 tiers and people could gift them but i don't have it enabled yet
apparently they are slowly giving channels the ability to gift memberships
>>27175733
i went with $5 and $10 for now and i am adding $2 later
I think i wanna tell my guys to go over to my ko fi instead if they wanna donate more cus youtube takes 30% and it kinda sucks

>>27184488
you seem very upset but it is very strange of you to suggest i sleep with one of my closest friends

>>27183815
Feels bad when your lesbian ex-wife mogs you so hard she can't even be your wingman
Don't take it the wrong way man, but I hope this never happens to me. It's not easy being a bottom.

>>27183815
Oh my god, you live with your ex-wife who came out as a lesbian? I hope you get your own place soon. Oh my god...

>>27184029
Hardly a discussion, but it was fun

>>27182985
normie views are always funny

What is crabbing

>>27185731
If you're over 18 and still buying into the normie/fren dichotomy then god help you.

>>27185792
It's a reference to the phrase "crabs in a bucket." All of the crabs are trying to escape the bucket, but they keep climbing on top of each other and pulling each other down to get out of the bucket, ensuring that none of the crabs actually get to leave the bucket.
I've noticed in /asp/ that it can also (incorrectly) be applied to criticism or just general negativity.

>>27185731
He's right though, the only reason I never got a girlfriend or into a relationship is because I never really tried.
There's no point lamenting about it, it's entirely my fault.

>>27185820
your kind will never understand that people can be different and have different problems. you just go lol just be yourself and think that it will help someone

>>27185463
I'm upset because this is pathetic. Elliott. Listen to me. You deserve better than this. Why do you accept this life? And why do you broadcast all of it so publicly? Why do you do all this? Is this so we take pity on you? Is this so we find you relatable? I don't understand what brings a man to this! Please! Elliott! Please do something about this living situation! You can't do this anymore!

>>27185528
i don't blame you its kind of a weird position
its okay though she could still be my wingman for straight women or gay dudes so not all hope is lost
>>27185608
i still want to live with her + my other housemates but yeah i would definitely like to get a four bedroom place instead of the three bedroom we have right now (mostly because if i have my own room i no longer have to worry about having to limit my streaming hours)

>>27186000
You don't even know what "my kind" is, anon. Not everyone is out to get you.

>>27180424
>Eraxs
Huh...?

>>27186134
>i still want to live with her
I don't know anything about you but man, no you do not. Have some self-respect and get the ball rolling on getting your own place!
>+ my other housemates but yeah i would definitely like to get a four bedroom place instead of the three bedroom we have right now (mostly because if i have my own room i no longer have to worry about having to limit my streaming hours)
You guys were married and had housemates? My condolences.

>>27182146
I'll confess to my viewers instead, since they're also /asp/ies. I like to experiment without telling them, kind of like a shit test.
For example I had a stream where I was drinking 43% gin throughout the stream and nobody picked up on it.
Maybe I didn't drink enough, but I was feeling it. Couldn't walk straight after the stream.

>>27186133
usually i only bring it up after people say that i turned my wife gay or that she left me for being a 2view because while i think those are both funny i do also want to clear things up
a lot of people keep saying sorry or asking if i'm okay but i am actually okay
>>27186383
the economy is shambles i don't know what to tell you

>>27186877
You are *not* okay. I don't know if it's copium overdose or genuinely what you think but you HAVE to know this is not normal or good. I wish I lived where you do so I could shake you and tell you that this is not a life one should lead. Elliott your living conditions are not good or normal. Have some pride! Please! I'm saying all this because I care about you! Please don't just brush this off as someone joking! Do you have no ego? Don't you want to stream and sing as loud as you can when you want to? Don't you ever want to bring women or men home without having your fucking ex-wife see you or put a veto on it? Are you really, genuinely happy as things are??? Come on! Please don't let this happen to you!

The amount of people chuubing just to get a SO here is sickening. (You) could thin the herd of ngmis by quitting today and downloading tinder. Basically what I’m saying is quit watering down the pool of people who actually can/want to entertain and go do literally anything else. That goes for you “i just wanna make friends” types. It’s dumb and actively hurts real chuubas.

>>27187202
This. If your ultimate goal is not to be an entertainer, please just fuck off.

>>27186133
I don't think Elliott really tries to bring it up, we just can't forget it

>>27186877
>the economy is shambles i don't know what to tell you
I know man, but still... my heart goes out to you, seriously. Doesn't sound like a situation I would want to be in or wish on anyone else.
I've been in a situation where I kept living with an ex until the end of the lease and it was awful in hindsight. I didn't have any other roommates though; that must help at least a little.

>>27187202
you will never be a real chuuba

you guys need to stop trying to give elliot life advice.

>>27185932
>I've noticed in /asp/ that it can also (incorrectly) be applied to criticism or just general negativity
That's because most people criticizing /asp/ies here are /asp/ies themselves with the intention of dragging others down due to their own failure. Crabbing perfectly applies.

>>27182828
>primrose is extremely experienced
please elaborate

>>27187693
Elliot should go shit up wvt instead of here lol I guess he wants to be a big fish in a small pond.

>>27187693
elliott... I know it's u

>>27187759
Eh, I don't really agree. Sometimes it's applicable but I see "crab" thrown around pretty inappropriately most of the time in here.

some /asp/ies' kink list perfectly align with mine and now I'm howwny......

>>27187140
>Do you have no ego?
as much as i joke about it on stream i do not have a particularly big ego and am very comfortable with myself
>Don't you want to stream and sing as loud as you can when you want to?
this was a problem even before i broke up lmao
>Don't you ever want to bring women or men home
i am not ready to jump into a relationship any time soon
>Are you really, genuinely happy as things are?
yeah? i went out to dinner and board games with her and some friends we still enjoy hanging out and everything
>>27187816
i've perpetually been in both threads since last year and i only really selfpost when i'm brought up in either place

>>27187919
Most people don't understand where crab comes from for the most part. You see the same thing with the term sour grapes. Just people who learn the word through context but don't precisely know what it means.

>>27187803
>he doesn't know

>>27187881
No i'm someone who is still best friends with his ex too, because sometimes people can come to compromises or just act like adults. Even after over 5 years of relationship we still can hang out normally and support each other even if we both moved on long since then.

But it's very clear that nobody here actually knows how to deal with real people.

>>27187803
high 40s rice score and insecure about her age

>>27188875
Why are people that constantly get laid into vtubing

>>27189302
I have a wife and I vtube.

>>27188875
My rice score is 30ish... Is it really that bad?

>>27189427
Weighted rice? Yeah, it's pretty bad.

>>27189302
I don't think you need to get constantly laid to have a score like that. I've done a few drugs and had three sexual partners and this is my score. I haven't had sex in over three years.

>>27189844
>three sexual partners
You constantly get laid

>>27188875
high 30s, forgot a thing.

>>27189873
Okay hell yeah

I WILL become a real vtuber in a year or two
Just you guys wait

>>27188446
Elliott, for fuck's sake... Does nothing I say phase you? Does it not make you want to reflect inwards even a little? Everyone thinks the same thing as me! Your own fucking pupils make fun of you! You can't let this happen! There's only so much I can do as an anon on an imageboard but I wish you would take this seriously in some way! Fuck, man!

>>27189302
Believe it or not, not all fans of anime and weeb stuff or even "nerdy" things are complete losers. This isn't 2003. Even in the early 2000s I was buddies with guys who were essentially frat guys who loves Escaflowne and Lain.

>>27190080
meds

>>27190080
I can't tell if this is some kind of retard LARP bait or serious but no one should take anything someone who talks like this says seriously

>>27189427
Depends. My weighted is 38, but it's based on American Christian morals, and for teenagers. I'm over 30, of course I've had sex. The drugs and booze questions come in too, which I guess might not for everyone, but still

>>27190080
Elliot how do you get yourself Schizos? I want to order a dozen AD2

>>27190162
I lowkey think it's someone trying to LARP a power fantasy on the closest thing they have to a teacher

>>27190347
By being a fucking loser

>time streamed: 51m
>time watched: 258m
>average viewers: 2.1

What is with these bullshit stats.

>>27190080
you are an insane poster on an anonymous image board why would anyone listen to you

>>27189844
I'm 26 and I was in two relationships from 16-19 and 20-24 (checked most of the intercourse boxes because of the second one). Most of the stuff I checked was from a wild few months years ago where I tried drugs and drinked a lot, but now I talk to no one and only leave my house to work and do groceries.

>>27190567
Congrats bro, you're achieved the status of a literal 2view

>>27191075
You're literally me but one year older

I am back online for no idea how long. Could be minutes. But I'm going to use whatever time I have to play vidya so I may as well stream it.
https://www.twitch.tv/francisgrenouille

>>27191442
Im not complaining or anything. I just dont understand the math going on here. If 258 minutes were watched and the time streamed was 51 minutes shouldnt the average viewers be something like 5?

>>27191075
Slut

>>27192274
You're assuming people are watching the whole stream.

>>27192462
Incel

>>27192978
Yeah.

>>27192274
You're not including people who just come on, watch for a bit, then leave because you don't catch their attention. What's your Unique Views?

>>27190114
X

>>27192978
How much of a disgusting normie can you be?
What makes you think this word has any power here?

unfortunately im a guy so high score is worthless

I have a boyfriend and I'm going to do GFE and spend YOUR money on MY boyfriend and you're going to like it.

>>27193899
Where do I take this test?

>>27194132
just look up rice purity test

>>27193721
Honestly the graph analysis on twitch seems completely inaccurate. The individual stream summary had my average viewers at 3.1 and my time streamed at over 2 hours. 10 unique viewers and a max of 7 at one point.

>>27194132
https://senguyen1011.github.io/state-purity/

>>27193840
None. I'm as much of a loser as (you) all are, if not more.

>>27194291
You got laid, you're a normalfag.
You're not like us and you can never be.

>>27193755
You genuinely think the only people into anime are still weirdo social rejects? When was the last time you've regularly participated in social activity and talked to people offline? It's been slowly normalized for over a decade now.

>>27194273
>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
wtf, I don't get it. Does it mean nigger tier ""dance"" or just dancing without thinking about Jesus? Do people normally think about Jesus when they dance?

>>27194244
I have no clue where all your stats are coming from but honestly it's probably not inaccurate.

>>27194426
Just a simple google search would've answered your question, stupid. Basically it means close contact dancing like grinding

>>27194426
AND WHAT ABOUT THE "?" QUESTION?
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. DO I CLICK IT OR NOT???

>>27194552
It doesn't mean just that, it means any type of dance that isn't some prom-tier slowdance. Even a chest to chest slowdance isn't "leaving room for Jesus" and it's usually what the term implies.

>>27194653
Oh, anon. They’re asking if you’ve ever sixty-nined with someone before.

>>27194690
Oh... Then my score is even lower than I thought...

>>27194552
google is forbidden

late 20s male

>>27194552
Ok, so I can un-check it.
>>27194273
>Kissed a non-family member on the lips?
heh, I can't check this one, I only kissed a cousin.

I don't really understand the scores.

After taking the test myself, I can safely say that this anon >>27191075 is a slut.

>>27194395
I still remember getting bullied hard for it, so yeah, and I don't really know what zoomers are like.

>>27195036
Higher = more pure
Its weighted so the more scandalous the act is, the more it takes off your rice score.

>>27195103
How old are you? I graduated high school in 2013 and even then we had jocks that were into anime. The only kids that really got bullied were the bronies.

https://twitter.com/DearBahArt/status/1542396821015863301?t=15nyGZGht3l0tcEfLJzvRg&s=19

>>27195237
Late twenties. We probably didn't go to the same school or you have a different definition for jock.

>>27195322
is that your normal voice? are you faking one? If you are stop cause is not cute is annoying and i don't really get the point of the vid?

kek, I'm taking an other rice test, it says UPDATED 2022
One question is
>have you ever sung racist songs or said racist remarks
This test is really not serious (in general, not this particular le epic 2022 edition). It has some really big flaws

>>27182253
I... why

>>27182146
I've made lewd art of an /asp/ie with "G" in their name but I'm too much of a coward to finish it and post it

>>27195808
It's not me, so just post it

>>27195808
Do you jack off to it?

>>27195951
maybe I'll finish it when i get back from work....

For the anon that kept asking for a live2d art layer tutorial a few threads ago
https://twitter.com/YayaChanArtist/status/1542271762800541698?t=-ziIg_Jf2dRwFTvY8HUJzA&s=19

Unpopular opinion
Hashtags don't work on Twitter and actually are detrimental to your growth on the platform

>>27196296
Please Elaborate

>>27196296
how asp of you.

>>27196364
kaiser?

https://archive.alice.al/vt/search/text/sometimes%20you%20just%20don%27t%20feel%20the%20need%20to%20watch%20certain%20chuub%27s%20anymore./

>>27196364
The Vtuber Hashtags are filled with tons of people each day and is hard to find people that find you that way. Also, it makes the tweet look kinda cheap and commercial. I think the best way to use them is as a way of having very specific content in one place instead of using them to get attetion

>>27196421
Swissed Toast huh

>>27196421
I think is important to use them correctly and in specific situations but putting them on a bunch of tweets is not the way to go

>>27196421
I'd like better hashtags than #Vtubers #ENVtubers. Feels like I only get attention from predebut vtubers and dodgy graphical designers.
How do I up my hashtag game? Do I start using #病み垢さんと繋がりたい ?

yellow cat fascinates me. I'm continually impressed by just how consistent his fixations/delusions on a few very specific things are. I always know when he posts in the thread

the fastest way to grow on Twitter is to make a pretty Twitter layout and follow a bunch of vtubers that are your size. Show your model semi-regularly and just use Twitter a lot. When you get a bunch of followers you are gonna medium size people and then they follow back and you make your net bigger. Do that and unfollow people that don't follow you back so that your ratio of followers is good. Their followers will end up seeing you in their replies or even their content and can end up following you. It's really easy you just gotta know the way

>>27193899
I'm 24 years old

The discord is making me dislike the only /here/ chuuba I enjoy watching. Why people become such retards in social situations?

>>27197238
Does this result in actual viewers for streams?

>>27193899
25 year old male

>>27197808
who?

>>27198017
Whenever someone vagueposts, it's always bait. Do not engage.

>>27197945
>4 Unspeakable Acts
Did you cheat on your sister with a dog or something?

Twitter layout
Pfp: I would recommend commissioning a really pretty one, not too many details and that shows your design well. It has to look well very far away.
Display name: Name you can add emojis or vtuber. Extra tip: When you are live you can put LIVE NOW on you display name.
Bio: Streamer Vtuber- language you speak any credits or hashtags for art. You can use separation symbols.
Banner: Pretty full body art or logo with solid colors.
Pinned: Introduction, reference for your model, and extra links: youtube, Instagram, tik tok, etc.
Web link: You twitch channel, personal website or caard.

>>27197821
Yep, it does. More people in your twitter means more people seeing you're going live tweet and click. It also makes you more notable in the community and just popping in the chat of people on your net can get you a shout-out from them and follows.

>>27198054
Here are all the unspeakables

>>27179979
>i want to be unicorn friendly
that means you arent unicorn friendly as is

>>27198189
Just having an orgy covers most of them

>>27198017
>>27198030
Not bait, I just don't want people to start shitting on them because of my momentary vent. If you're in the /asp/cord and you check the people talking in #general for the past two hours you should be able to catch on.

>>27198550
You sound like you don't watch males or babis, so it has to be Hes

>>27198189
>3/10

>>27194273
Wait isn't this dog's artist or something ? Or is the url just throwing me

>>27195808
if they're from gen3, there's only a small handful that fit that bill, and most of them already have had lewd art posted. post it, coward.

>>27198189
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>27198617
Yeah, I don't see anything egregious from anyone else. Must be someone who just joined the server and wasn't aware of her true nature

>>27198747
they didn't do all of them anon is just the list dummy

>>27197808
>discord
There's your problem

>>27198797
Sorry, I shouldn't have replied to you. That's basically my reaction to finding out anon did at least 4 of those.

>>27198747
/asp/ie triggered by lists!

>>27198189
>bestiality

>>27198997
The true word is too unspeakable

>>27198955
Is ok don't worry

>>27193899
22 male
i only *kind-of* ran from the police so half of you would probably just drop the one scandalous anyway
it was more so just avoiding them, but they were waiting specifically for me, so kinda

(female)
No way I’m posting this in the discord...

>>27196296
anyone who uses the VtuberUprising tag, or even the Vtuber tag should neck self
even if they are a vtuber, thats not a selling point

>>27199264
kek, camwhore spotted.

>>27199264
miyu...

Think these threads need to move to /soc/.

Think these threads needs to move over to /trash/.

>>27199362
This nigga don't care what your pickaninny ass, no work shoes, nigger smackin lips says about going to /soc/

Think these threads need to move to /discord/
Oh wait, everyone worth talking to already have.

>>27199499
>t. ranny

>>27199264
you're just going to make people speculate as to which female you are
you want people to accuse all the females of being just as gross as you?
or are you gonna be an adult and admit your mistakes

>>27199670
Typical female behavior.

>>27199670
what mistakes? having sex

>>27199798
With a football stadium.

>>27199798
yes, i know what i said

>>27199264
Me neither
I'm a walking red flag

>>27199827
good for her

>>27199798
Seconding. We didn’t even see what she answered, how do we know she made mistakes?
Why are y’all so puritanical

>>27190080
>Does nothing I say phase you?
not really no
>Your own fucking pupils make fun of you!
they make fun of me for being goofy not for breaking up with my wife lmao
a lot of them were worried and asked if i was alright when i broke the news to them actually
>There's only so much I can do as an anon on an imageboard
if you were really that concerned you could always DM me, silly
>>27190347
i don't get them often but usually if you're someone people are aware of someone will eventually schizo you

>>27198747
I am a broken man

>>27199898
Leftovers from idolfaggotry.
/a/ is worse, and those characters aren't even real.

Why do we say male and female here

>>27199983
they aren't Japanese tho
why act like that

>>27200191
Like I said, leftovers from idol culture.
Just look at the catalog whenever a EN corpo gets in hot water.

>>27199983
ive been a purityfag since before i ever watched anime
its not just a small island nation that hates you
youre disgusting

>>27200573
This. I've been one since middle school, when I was in age to grasp concepts such as fidelity and commitment.
People are like monkeys, and I hate monkeys.

>>27187515
i will always be a real viewer!

>>27200573
even worse
the religious

>>27200700
Frieza?

>>27200701
im atheist, stop acting like its only retards who have an issue with you

>>27200807
There is a Frieza vtuber? Link?

>vtuber more active in aspcord than their own
Why do they even make the servers if they avoid using them?

>>27200829
(You) are a retard indeed, so no point is being proven

>>27200866
Are you really stalking someone across two separate discords

>>27199989
I'd like to hear your hypothesis.

>>27200901
Why are you avoiding the question?

>>27200916
Really what I should’ve said is “males and females.” Just sounds unnecessarily clinical compared to saying boys and girls or men and women in my worthless opinion

>>27200954
I can’t really answer the question since I’m not active in any discords and haven’t made any of them. Plus who cares

>>27200900
cry more whore

>>27199827
You can get a score as low as 43 while only having fucked one person silly.
You're just mad it's not you.

i think the thread would be better if everyone got laid

>>27201019
If you're a drug lord murderer, yes.

>>27201072
It would be better if all the normies fucked off to reddit where they belong.

>>27201132
you need to get pussy love

I scored 95 on the purity test and I'm in my late 20s. I'm not religious either, what does it mean?

>>27201072
eat shit and die alone

>>27201216
you are a normal person

>>27201216
You've been sheltered. And there's nothing wrong with that if you enjoyed it.

>>27201216
Why are vtubers obsessed with tests and lists?

>>27201219
kiss me right here right now

>>27201313
most people find them fun to discuss. white chicks never shut the fuck up about personality tests

>>27200968
I've seen a rise in male/female usage lately on non-4chan sites, whereas before it would be met with "lmao FEEmales? You make them sound like animals, you ferengi"
It just most likely has to do with trans, simple as.
It cuts off the conversation of "Well what about trans women?"
It acts as a sort of soft dogwhistle "I said female, this means I'm talking about the real women, so don't butt in"
And it cuts off the chance for trans to even have copium and feel included when someone addresses women. Basically it lets trans know you are aware of their existence and you're using a word specifically for them not to feel like they're in an inclusive environment.

>>27201313
My autismo is stimulated by checking boxes that move numbers around behind the scene.

>>27201295
I just actively avoided drugs and alcohol my entire life because I know the gene for alcoholism runs in my DNA, but I do wish I could have sex.

>>27201349
im saving myself for the person i plan on marrying
yknow, like a sane person, and not a monkey with no self control

>>27201089
literally only sex things. you can do all this shit with one person, the virgin you waited until marriage for. then you fuck like rabbits afterwards.

It's almost 1 am anons, i wanna stream cause i can't pass out cause of heat, but i don't know what

>>27201454
I'm gonna kiss you shut up

>>27200573
>>27200700
>>27200829
>>27201219
It's like I never left /a/.
The same answers like fucking clockwork.

>>27199989
>>27200968
It's simple, it's because we're saying male vtuber and female vtuber. This is still the aspiring vtuber thread.
You don't say girl vtuber, vtuber girl, vtuber woman. Same for the male equivalents, it's not proper English.

>>27201570
then go back

>>27201403
A lot of it comes from black African culture too. At least calling women females. They have been doing that for a long time.

>>27201448
>I just actively avoided drugs and alcohol my entire life
Good on you. I got a bit hooked to some things for a while and luckily I stopped cold turkey before I reached the point of no return but I know some people don't have it that easy.
>I do wish I could have sex
Have you tried to do anything to make it happen? Wanting it to happen at least once is definitely an easier task than doing it with a meaningful partner, but they both require you to take action.

>>27201664
What I was referring to was when I read posts that say stuff like “the females” or “which female was it.” Sounds weird. And is apparently all because some poster is so obsessed with trannies that they call men and women males and females now

>>27201677
Spare me the holier than thou act anon, you're gonna end up alone and friendless at this rate.

asp thread has much representation! We have trans men and women people from different races and men and women! Super cool love it

>>27201846
>you're gonna end up alone and friendless at this rate.
its like i never left twitter
The same answers like fucking clockwork

>>27201757
>I stopped cold turkey before I reached the point of no return
Glad you we're able to get off that stuff without any damage anon
>Have you tried to do anything to make it happen?
It doesn't help to have had crippling social anxiety my entire life, but even then I don't know how to even meet people for that. It just seems impossible.