/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Damn imagine the smell

This talk about money made me look at the coins I have in my wallet. The oldest one I own was made in 2002, what about you anons?

>Gura got to soak in Kiara’s juices
KFPkeks…

>ME ME video

Kiara's my favourite Hololive EN but then again I don't really watch anyone else

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U

I love Ina!

Kiara's not impressed by your size burgerkeks

>Kiara learns reality is not like shitpost memes on the internet.
Yes Kiara.

Normally not here this early. What kind of crowd we got in here?

>>27188179
Unyu?

>>27188199
Idk, they don’t write the date on the shekel

Were they all in Los Angeles? Is that where Ame lives?

https://twitter.com/candycadetk/status/1542532190579605509

This sounds like she's talking about cocks

Kiara, you went to gay ass California, those portions are small

>>27188213
eu feels

I love Mori!

ohhh nyo, whats that Kiara? the suit smells? what a pity, but I must try it on.

I'M GONNA CUM

Kiara they mean the fucking unhealthy food

>Ame joined me, for whatever reason

>>27188199
I have one from the 80's I keep for good luck

Anya is tiny

>>27188159
You have no idea...

>Ame joined her "for whatever reason"
THEY WERE

>for whatever reason
oh we know the reason

>ametori lost
>sametori won
Wtf? Somebody should fire the writers

>Kiara is unimpressed by the size of "large" american food portion

It's above average, mkay?

>>27188199
I have a penny from 1987!

>chipotle
cringe desu

Random thoughts
Anything can be a lethal weapon if you shoot it fast enough. Even a droplet of water can pierce your body when shot at extreme speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Tl2VKR874

>Cheepot-le

CHEE POTTLE

>for whatever reason
Kiara is really dense isn't she?

>Ame stayed at Kiaras hotel for 'reasons'
I'm reasons!

I like Sora's and Kotone's laugh

She hasn't been to Texas. Should visit a more fat American state.

I'm not surprised Kiara is not impressed by American portion sizes.

Ame, you troll

CHIPOTLECHADS

Chipottle...

biggg face

Chipotl!

chipahhhtwlaayyy

>Ame joined me in the hotel for whatever reason

for SEX

chee pottle

>Ame telling her to say chip otl
kek

>Ame trolled Kiara

Bratty ESL, pronounciation corrected is needed

MALE VOICE

Ame invited herself to Kiara's hotel YOOOO??

I feel like a 6" sub is plenty of food, in fact I'm full with just 4"

I want Gura to get addicted to the smell of my sweaty balls...

>Gura insisted on bathing in Kiara's sweat and took huge whiffs of it when Kiara wasn't looking
Gura might have an even stronger sexual libido than Chumbuds do. Goddamn no wonder Chumbuds are such sexual deviants and can't control themselves, they're just like their oshi.

Chipottle

MALE ON STREAM KFPKEKS?

chill potal ay

>MALE VOICE
yab

>in Southern California
>go to chipotle

you said it right the first time...

Uhhh KFPkeks, are you just going to let this tiny weak shark wear Kiara’s stinky sweat soaked suit? I

OH NO NO NO KFPKEKS! MALE VOICE ON STREAM YAB YAB YAB!

>>27188279
cute

>I'm wrong, Ame was right!
Kiara... she was gaslighting you...

chiipottle

I fucking love Pekora bros
Look at them go

>>27188232
>city of angels
>ame is an angel

duh

Ame getting back at Kiara for making fun of her Japanese pronunciation.

seething that kiara went to chipotle

>>27188276
Holy shit I have just found another penny from 1982
Noice

>For whatever reason

Uhhhhhhh....

>>27188246
>rrat abs

is chipotle even any good
t. non-burger

Why did Kiara and Ame slept together?

Fuck I want chipotle now

poi

Chip ottle is shit

>searches for the pronunciation of a indian word in english
Kiara?

Ame just loves bullying her, these fucking dorks

>>27188199
A penny from 1912 and a quarter from 28
Got both after I bought a bagel in has and just happened to peek at the dates

chi pout oil

I can’t believe Gura got to enjoy Kiara’s sweat.... It’s not fair....

>Ame went to Kiara's hotel with one bed even though she didn't need to
HOLY SHIT KIARA THAT WAS YOUR ONE CHANCE, SHE LITERALLY THREW HERSELF ON YOU.

Why is Gura such a disgusting smell pervert? What happened to her to make her like this?

>>27188360
She also made fun of her spanish!

>>27188348
That's really cute.

https://twitter.com/Ciarn_/status/1542513675600547841
Sweaty

>>27188290
>the US AVERAGES double my daily caloric intake, as an average height, fairly muscular male

>in LA
>get fucking chipotle
teamates your oshi is on thin ice

Fucking baby tastebuds...

>>27188372
make fun of it for being an ojisan

>couldn't put anything spicy
then what's the fucking idea?

>>27188382
Why not?

>>27188382
why not

Ame taking Kiara to Chipotle in LA is sacrilege

>>27188313
Sauce?

>ame immediately introducing Kiara to her culture

>>27188381
It's pretty alright
t. spic who went to burgerland a few times

>>27188379

>>27188381
It's better than shitty fast food chains like Taco Bell but not as good as actual burritos and shit.

>>27188400
Nothing happened to me and I'm the same way.

>>27188381
Apparently yes but you might get explosive diarrhea

>>27188337
Yes, of course.

No rice nigga?

Don't like avocados
dropped

>>27188411
*you're

>>27188360
the true lex luthor...

>AME AME AME
TALK ABOUT INAAA

>Kiara's entire experience of American cuisine was just fucking chain restaurants
What a waste of a country with a rich and varied culinary tradition.

>>27188411
Seriously, don't they have some food trucks they could've gone to?

She hates avocados

>>27188381
It's alright. Cabo Bob's is better.

>>27188319
I'm gonna sniff your armpits till they can no longer produce a scent.

I've had 3 dreams recently about meeting vtubers irl, I think it started after the myth off collabs started like they suddenly feel more real? I wasn't a simp before but now I am what's wrong with me?

WTF KIARA I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WHITE GIRL??? YOUR AVOCADO REPS????

>chipoture

>>27188381
It's the mexican equivilent of panda express in a way. Like it's fine but you're better off with something more authentic.

>>27188381
it's pretty good, better than fast food places

>>27188382
what's wrong with 2 friends having sex ?

The only thing I know about chipotle is the south park episode where people are shitting blood
How accurate is that?

>doesn't like avocados
GURA DON'T LOOK

わためちゃんのケツ暑。。。

>>27188379
I SEE IT

>>27188199
1999. That's the year the euro was created, so it's not going to get older than that

KFP, YOUR OSHI JUST GETS WORSE BY THE SECOND

Is this place like Subway?

>corn

>>27188458
Good joke, anon

>>27188199
2000 apparently

>>27188241
Hey, me too!
Stuck at work though, and can't listen to Kiara's recap right now, but Ame's last night was a lot of fun, so I'm excited for a good Zatsu VOD

KFP could your oshi stop dickriding Ame for 5 minutes?

>>27188199
Not i my wallet but still, from 1973

>>27188387
poi???

Guacamole is bland and should be used as useless filler at most.

>>27188199
I actually got a coin from the 1800s somewhere

>>27188381
It’s ok
Good enough to where I could classify it as “real food” when I was a college student

>Queso
Why not just say cheese?

We need Kiara's updated opinion on headpat's after Ina's blatant attacks on Kiara's head. (I need more takotori details)

>doesn't like avocado
wait I thought Kiara was a woman...

Do you think Kiara checks her shit for Corn Kernals

>>27188382
"""whatever reasons"""

>>27188411
Literally any food truck or stand would have been better, what the fuck is Ame thinking. It's not like there's a shortage of Mexicans in LA.

>>27188435
No, if she really wanted to do that she would've taken Kiara to a taco truck parked in an alley at 11 PM at night

>>27188411
She got In-n-Out too, you know?

Kiara had a beeg burito and ate a lot of it and Ame was impressed by this.

Architect bros?

>>27188411
Kiara is the one who wanted to go there because she heard the name before.

>>27188463
...

https://twitter.com/fernrOreo/status/1542480420646039552

>>27188441
Oi take back those spats!

>>27188382
To save money. They also hugged each other so they could cut down on the heating.

Happening?

>>27188382
Ask Ame. She joined her

>>27188330
>>27188237
It's "Morifornia", you newfucks.

>>27188501
No.

why do you freaks want these nice, straight, Christian girls to have sex with one another wtf

>queso
Why don't they just say cheese?

>>27188381
It’s premium taco bell

>>27188381
it gives me explosive diarrhea. my stomach has never hurt as much as when i ate chipotle. i tried it on 3 separate occasions and every time it caused me immense pain. it tasted alright though.

gura wearing the sweatsuit and ame sharing a bed for mysterious reasons and chipottle I'm screaming and hollering

>>27188510
Nakama

In my mind Ame said
>Damn Kiara, what dat mouth do
and I will not change my mind.

>>27188381
It's alright. There's a local place that's like it but better that I liked going to, but it's a 20 minute drive away and I can't justify that with how much gas is now

>>27188540
>Everything is big
Just wait until she sees me

man that lady fucked kiara hard

>>27188540
My rrat is becoming true.

Chipotle is dogshit compared to Moe's.

>>27188522
>Ame being that outgoing.
Yeah no.

Kiara's anus got finger blasted again

Kiara had a deep-tissue massage in a hotel and her body was destroyed by the woman.

>Kiara's hymen was destroyed

Kiara should have tried gas station food

kiwawa assage...

>>27188489
Subway serves their customers sewage waste so not quite

>>27188540
is that a former collegue?

>>27188246
Woah those....

Oh she's talking about the massage, I thought she was talking about her shit after Chipotle

>>27188558
it's white people wanting to be a bit spicy

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>27188540
wtf mika pikazo is real????

>>27188590
based and moe pilled

bone-breaking lesbo massage sex

>every Holo girl wants to fuck Kiara
>Kiara is completely oblivious

I need art of Kiara eating a chipotle burrito

>>27188588
>>27188540
What Rrat

>>27188434

KFPkeks...

>>27188528
>Wow Kiara you ate almost an entire american kids portion
>...kids portion?

Her massage went too deep

>>27188604
Stay pure, anon. You don't want to look this up. Trust me.

TALK ABOUT INA TALK ABOUT INA TALK ABOUT INA

>>27188585
She doesn't need something that small to compare with anon

>>27188608
Same, was confusing

>>27188482
Ich möchte Watame von hinten umarmen

>>27188592
>Kiara's anus got fingerblasted
>Nene's anus got fingerblasted
O'RIENDS LOVE

>>27188468
Pretty sure she said before she doesn't like avocado.

>>27188199
I don't carry coins, in fact I haven't had any contact with cash at all for 3 years

you could go as hard as you want and kiara would feel awkward telling you to slow down

>>27188643
JESAS

>she went so fucking deep
SOEBODY CLIP THAT

>>27188489
Chipotle was like Subway back when they were actually good. Current Subway is McDonalds tier.

>>27188458
As an American, lol. Our best food is just food from other cultures.

>>27188623
rrat went to america to meet her mama

>>27188604
That's her artist

>>27188199
2001 I guess.

>>27188510
supacha

>>27188540
Bae meeting her mama would be pretty cute. Don't think any of the ENs have, hell not even maybe not even any Holos period.

>>27188337
I am beyond jealous

Kiara's new outfit is her second-worst one overall.

>>27188603
Catame

>>27188199
>2020
The inflation in my country made all old coins (5, 10, 25, 50 cents) useless

yo, that whole pokemon 4th gen arc kinda came and went to me
did anyone ever get arceus

Kiara really likes it rough during happy endings doesn't she?

>>27188540
Oh, it all makes sense now
She went to LA to meet her mama
Cute

Gentlemen.

Ame is a disgrace to her spic bloodline every mexican worth their salt knows the best place to get food is where all the sweaty ass construction workers go which is the local small taqueria with barely any food safety and sanitation.

kek, I actually know what Kiara is talking about

>>27188666
pizza is american

>viewcount steadily decreasing
Is this what we call a reverse Ina curve?

>>27188651
I've never gotten a massage is that a normal thing or is it sexual harassment?

>>27188534
Arms up faggot

>>27188686
Ui...

>>27188199
Some from 1970, but I have one from 1962 somewhere

>>27188683
>scents
you have a coin for that?

>she joined me, for whatever reason
>made a 3d studio for her
>invited her to stay at her home
We had it all wrong bros. Ame was the ghosling all along and got friendzoned. She and reine should make a support group

Kiara just get Ina to massage you

>>27188199
I still have a bunch of Soviet coins and bills from the 1980s stashed somewhere

>>27188683
I thought you were a brit for a second there

>>27188708
Plenty of holos played Arceus

Ame is a saint...

>>27188670
To fuck her for an new outfit

>>27188620
There's still the Bali trip, Reine...

>>27188447
>>27188608
If brown rice, black beans, chicken, and hass avacodos give you diarrhea your body is a complete joke.

ame is a saint

>>27188645
同じく。

Ame is an angel...

Das right

AME AME AME

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27188620
She's got dense anime protagonist syndrome please understand

>>27188462
They're relatively new and there's only 9 locations across 3 cities.
But your opinion is generally sound: In most parts of the southwest there is going to be a local or regional fast casual burrito chain that is better.
So >>27188381 there's my answer: unless you're in the North, it's only ever second best in its category.

>AME AME AME
WE GET IT AME AME AME TALK ABOUT THE OTHER GIRLS

Ame was patient, eager, fixing thing, selfless and supportive according to Kiara. That does sound like her.

AME IS BEST GIRL CONFIRMED AGAIN

>>27188625
oh nyooo

Ame is a saint

>I know Ame is part brown bean (not black!) but she wasn't lazy at all! Trust me!.
Ay ay ay....

>>27188713
that's kind of a bad idea for foreign nationals on a time crunch. you don't want to lose a day to food poisoning.

>Ame never showed annoyance and
Holy shit I can't keep up with that whole list

Ame is an angel

>>27188686
Kronii would literally get raped if she met Wada

>>27188686
Suba and other holos hang out with Ui all the time

>>27188713
I'm not even Mexican and I know that the best place to eat is where construction workers eat. I always ask them when I'm in a new city. It's a surefire way for great cheap eats, doesn't matter if the workers are white, black, or brown, construction workers know the best joints.

>>27188731
Thats a 5

That´s my oshi yep

I love Mumei!

>>27188722
Are you just watching the view count the whole time? How do you even notice something like that?

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27188776
u mad deadbeat?

>we don't have to go to Japan
du u REELY beleeb?

Ame is an actual angel...

>>27188749
Where did I say diarrhea

I fucking love Ame

>>27188723
if there's a finger in your pooper massage is likely not that establishment's main business

I think Ina getting frustrated and lashing out makes her way sexier and erotic.

Kiara LOVES Ame bros, but only as a friend

Rrat: Ame doesn't constantly help Kiara because she's a selfless saint, but because Kiara's worship amuses her.

>>27188683
That a beaver?

Same amount of time and money to visit America and Japan for Kiara.

>The extra of meeting Ame

Kiara wants to use the real studio

>>27188556
you're in a thread full of degenate coomer brown losers

>>27188710
I should make a Kaela version of this

Forget the money they’re making now, but do a good portion of the ENs come from money? Not knowing coins is absurd, my rich friends could tell you their value since like 1st grade

>If I go to America, I get Ame
>If I go to Japan, I get HoloJP
Gura Gura Gura...
Ina Ina Ina...
Mori Mori Mori...

Ame...

>>27188777

>>27188708
Yeah, it was the most fun I've had with the series in over a decade.

>Kiara is gayer for Ame and loves Ame more than all of Hololive so that's why she went to Japan.

how ungrateful

>I really like Ame BUUUT

AME!

Ametech is in shambles....

Not a cult, because she's a real angel.

>>27188811
Ame is building a big studio, that's why Jenma was there as well

>>27188381
Not in California. If you're in a place like Cleveland then it's probably your best option for burritos.

Kiara doesn't even care about seeing the rest of Myth

why would you name your dog booba?

>>27188519
STUPENDOUS SHEEP SHABOINGERS.

>Ame's USELESS compared to those yellow skinned slit eyes in Japan
KIARA NO

>3D studio in US
Okay fantastic
>Run by Ame
No offense to ame but damn.

>>27188829
they are friends!

who kiss

are eggs hatewatching or threadreading?

>>27188830
Yes

>>27188590
California tortilla ain’t bad either

After praising Ame, Kiara proceeds to shit on Ame for troubleshooting since it's done better in Japan.

>>27188839
Only rich people have time to pursue their passion

STOP SAYING LOW KEY

>>27188319
She is perfect

>>27188855
I really like Ame's butt too

>>27188723
>anon goes for a massage
>gets his butthole fingered
>wtf is this normal?
>just lets his butthole get fingered for hours

Theres no way Kiara could set that up

>>27188597
again?

DO IT KIARA
ITS A BUSINESS EXPENSE

>>27188871

Show me your best Watame image

Kiara and Ame should have sex. As friends.

>>27188645
basiert brudi

>>27188844
F

>lowkey
There's that word again AAAAAAAAAAAA

Kiara wanna copy Ame's setup.
Is this a sign for more EU streamers?

>>27188806
Don't you ever call me a deadbeat again you bony fuck, I'm a proud gator.

>>27188199
A denarius from 198 AC

>>27188882
And have sex

>>27188844
What kind of coin is that?

EN3 has a eu holo confirmed

>>27188828
>>27188829
I think Ame thinks Kiara is cute. She's not quite patronizing but she sort of treats her like a small animal.

Kiara can not record and work the tech at the same time alone.

>>27188914
no

>>27188880
You'll eat your words when you watch Kiara's concert

>>27188905

How do teammates feel about this constant Ame praise?

>>27188913
its highkey annoying fr fr no cap

>>27188929
In bizzaro Cover yes

Fuck I missed most of this stream and also Ame's stream last night. I don't want to be a clip nigger but are there important story parts I missed?

>>27188913
>>27188894
Which member introduced this word into Kiara's vocabulary?

>>27188914
no

Borderlands looks even more trash with every new game.

>>27188839
They almost all do. Like most entertainers you need someone to float you (your parents) till you make it big.

>>27188905

>>27188630
I could eat more as a kid than I can now

Just move to the US kiara...

>>27188931
Chonkers and Bonkers are there to help.

>>27188897
Just about your regular socially awkward person experience

>>27188905

>>27188931
yeah, I have to come over to work the tech

>>27188215
Ina BACK SEX!

I love Gura!

>>27188942
Same Kiawa, same.

>>27188946
Yes. Watch them.

>>27188942
bliss

Why is Cover so incompetent? What are they spending all their money on exactly?

>>27188839
They're just weird.
I'm a rich kid and as a kid I remember playing with hell, OOP coins and shit along with then-current-legal-tender coins.

>>27188947
Fauna or Mori.

>>27188942
I'm noding constantly

lmao

lowkey bussin

>>27188914
No

>>27188905
Why don't you ask more nicely?

Just buy XSens you silly bird

>>27188946
Gura is the cutest

>GURAS 3D SUCKS COMPARED TO ME BTW
Holy shit Kiara calm down

>>27188904
I want to bury my face on Kiara's brothers

>>27188947
Either Mori or Gura.

Why won't this millionaire company simply buy studios in Germany and in California
Fucking hell

wait I thought Gura did her stuff a studio? or is she talking about her normal VR streams?

>>27188899
She would pay some Germans to set it up

>Kiara currently shitting on Ame
What the fuck is her problem?

Wait there were two kind of suits. I'm lost

>>27188955
Please wait in anticipation for the Eli Roth live action movie!

When Kiara goes to Japan she can have other guests in her 3D live like IRyS!

>>27188984
Fuck

Now Kiara is shitting on Gura's 3D concert after trying Ame's setup.

>>27188737
[RRAT] Ame confessed to Kiara but Kiara just said she wanted to be friends and that her admiration is just that and not of a lover. That's why she kept praising Gura last night because her love was denied

Sorry, gonna mog Cover with a bunch of PVC pipes & duck tapes.

>>27188930
She likes to tease Kiara, so there's that I guess.

so this means ame's new 3d hasn't been debuted yet?

Gura did it alone you bitch

>EN 3 has multiple EU holo's and Kiara wants to make it easier for them to do 3d as well.
This is my rrat.

>>27188946
Gura cute, management sucks, Ame is angel of EN

>>27188827
>Ina left for the final day because she was ashamed she snapped at Ame

>>27188199
Zero coins in my wallet. Any change I acquire goes into a jar and once or twice per year I deposit it at my bank.
Not digging through the jar just to find the oldest out of nearly a hundred coins.

>>27188864
>Jenma
The Killer?

>>27189003
She's just saying that Gura has the same suit

i wonder how big is the difference

>>27188947

>>27188947
your boy

So Ame has a good suit AND a bad suit?

>>27188288
Sora+Kotone is a good combo

>>27188942
I don't feel anything because it's clear Kiara is just using Ame as a way to validate herself and not because she wanted to be with Ame
Also she just flat-out admitted she'd still rather go to Japan than visit Ame

>>27189014
Ame's isn't that long and she's super happy and cute during it.

Kiara is always alternating between praising someone and saying their equipment is dogshit

>They originally wanted to use low quality suit, but Ame decide to upgrade to studio

>>27188947
the wigger

>>27188973
jesas how many fan arts are there just because of that one frame

>Gura's 3D concert was scuffed to shit

Ame can't be THAT great and good willed right? You would think she's an angel from everything the girls says about her, what's her plan?

>>27188994
Please post good images of Watame, I hope she can lighten up your day and that you enjoy every moment of it!

>>27189027
no.

>>27188846
do they allow you to get darkrai without having weird movie event tickets yet
never lived that one down

>>27188929
a rich one too if they have a studio

>>27188905
My entire sexuality is based around this image.

>>27189019
IN A CAVE

BONDING WITH GURA

>>27188946
Too many honestly, just watch it when you have time

>>27189002
>Cover proceeds to buy studios
>employ a bunch of people
>all of them are males because its a tech job
>Holos completely alone surrounded by males calibrating their skin tight suits
yes please my dick

>all these Anons thinking EN3 won't be 5 americans
roru
rumao

>>27188942
Please stop posting this img

>>27188946
Kiara friend zoned Ame
Ina would make the best gf
Ame is basically the leader
Gura is small and cute
Bae is small and cute
Fauna became Ame’s protégée
Mori
Mamamori and Aunty Watson met

>has barely mentioned Ina
why does Kiara hate Ina?

>>27189002
>buying property
>in LA

No shot they talked about food and hair salons

Kiara and Gura are such good sisters.

>>27189055
So true fellow teammmate

>food
>hair salons
I think Kiara and Gura might be woman

Fingering Gura after eating pizza.....

>>27188913
You seem low-key bothered.
It doesn't seem justified.

>>27188913
>>27188894
Why're you seething about this 10 year old phrase?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVo4J41XKLc

>>27188986
Have you seen Astel's concert?

>>27189065
Ame likes trying new shit. This was an opportunity for her to test out setups and also see friends. Win win.