/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

inb4 cringey memes and underage posters

>Slice the witch's head off
It will be done ma lord

>>27118134
Implying this pisshole isn't permanently living in a primitive mentality already

>thine shark maiden ravaged by fellows of darkened complexion

>>27118299
>underage
What is that?

>>27118304
Beware of the devious witch and her foul sorcery

>>27118409
It means the type of people chumbuds are sexually attracted to.

>>27118473
Shion turned me into a newt !

Reminder that Dante and Petrarch continued worshiping their Oshis even after they got married

>>27118490
Ah, younglings before their first communion.

>>27118490
smelly shark girls ?

>>27118501
a newt ?!

I'll see you all at the hanging of that fiend Mori Calliope, the harlot has been spreading her substances and over indulgence of ale to our fair maidens. I've collected a bag of rocks to soften that rotund form up as she drops from the platform

>>27118501
A newt?

>be me
>get the plague
>die
>

something about a dead hovnd

Degenerate maidens need to get the rope. Maidens must remain pure for their audiences!

when will Ayame stream again ?

>>27118134
Thee dareth dishon'r mine own oshi? A joust at dawn I sayeth!

It's almost harvesting season.

Thy oshi is a harlot

>>27118593
>>27118609
I... I got better

What doth thou think of Charon's apprentice?

>>27118593
>>27118609
… I got better

beholdeth mine shark daught'r wife

I am so glad the warriors from the Far East defeated the foul dragon.

>>27118501
I pray that once upon a time it shall be me.

>>27118702
There are ways of telling whether Shion is a witch.

>>27118766
Begone, gnat.

>>27118760
'Tis I who created this scripture.

do not open

>>27118134

Beware of the wolf stalking the woods, it is most troublesome and foul.

>>27118780
does she float like a Shuba ?

I shall assist the venerable lady in continuing her family line.

let me watch the warrior lion, one last time

A maiden childe and a wenche hatte puella, as it were clene and pure as be blake of be y3e, as seib Isidre. For among aide at is iloued in a wenche chastite and clennes is iloued most. Men schal take hede of wenches for bey bene hote and moist of complexioun; and tendre, smal, pliaunt, and faire of disposicioun of body; schamefast, fereful, and mury, touchinge be affeccioun; delicat in clothinge. For as Senec seib, semelich clobinge bysemeb hem wel at be chast wenchis [et cetera]. Puella is a name of age of soundenes wiboute wem, and also of honeste. So seib Isidre. For comounliche we vsen to clepe maydenes wenchis. And a maide hatte virgo and hab bat name of grene age, as virga, ‘a 3erde’ is iseide as it were viridis ‘grene’. Obir a maide hab bat name virgo of clennes and incorrupcioun as it were virago, for sche knowib not be verrey passion of wommen. So seib Isidre.

>>27118725
you're thinking of thanatos, charon just carries dead niggers in his cab

>>27118970
i dont know what you said or whole puella is, but based

>>27118639
thy foul eastern daemon shan't eft perform, as she nu bounces on her beau's phallus

Niji...what ?

>>27118134
Hark! Mine sea wife sing she shall! Gather all!

/meat/

>>27118169
>>27118760
>observe
>infants
>orator
>spectacle
Why would medieval Englishmen use so many latinate words?

>>27118725
She is a great annoyance, engaging in wanton behavior and causing problems for others. She is also a vulgar imitator of those of lesser color.

>>27118766
Oy! Ye "foul dragon" t'was me drinkin' accomplice. T'will be a nippy eve n 'ell 'fore I forgive ye venomed fat-kidneyed foot lickers.

>>27119295
Medieval Englishmen were all fluent in Latin and Greek.

>>27119295
Medieval English scripters replaced every second word they could with Latin
they were Latinaboos

Yer oshi is a hobby horse!

I yearn for the well endowed mace maiden's hand in marriage.

Thee think little chaste lassies are the most suited for vtubing and should be encouraged to take up this position. It is after all respects position for a pure maiden to hast so many suitours

>mfw four thousand thousand men have pledged allegiance to the fish girl

>>27119367
they were also very ethnically diverse, i've seen in on bbc documentaries

>>27119868
>i've seen in on bbc documentaries
No one tell him.

>>27118169
Kek

>>27118947
>wanting to breed a Christmas cake past the advent calendar
Thou'st maiden is a hag!

>>27118516
How lowly of them.

>>27119685
Verily.

>>27118606
Your siren is a WHORE!

>>27118760
Degenerates like you belong on the cross.

What didst the lady cullionly by this?

>>27120291
Still the best one

Thee want to hast lay in the bed of the courts jester.

>>27118134
guards

I have pooped mine pants and need changies

>>27119998
HAG INTERCOURSE

I say! thy honorable myrmidon from thy feudal lands of nypon emanates an affective appearance worthy of marriage.

>>27120807
Doth thee wish to lay with savages?! Hast thee lost thy mind?

>>27119942
SALLY FORTH

>>27119443
>Latinaboos
Latinxboos.

>>27119356
this faggot fucks males and shall be stoned to death

>>27121034
REFORM YOU SPINELESS WOMEN

Can you stupid, syphilis-ridden bitches quit deflowering the eunuchs in the dungeon for one season?
I'm running out of "pages" to bring to the castle and the king is going to have my head if I can't get him at least one complete scrying session before winter comes. My readings are only so accurate when the virginal fingernail I'm examining reflections of incense smoke in is attached to a dead eunuch and not one that can talk back to me.
What the fuck guys. Help me out here. I'm the only Jew in town.

>>27121605
>I'm the only Jew in town
not much longer scum for you will be brought before the gates of hell by the cleansing flames of the pyre

You must find fauna…a shrubbery!

>>27119295
Because they would have been heavily influenced by the Normans and anyone who could read would have learnt how to through reading the Bible which was in latin.

>>27121819
Bro this is serious. I'll give you my shiniest coin. I'll let you see the golem. I'll do anything.
Please stop fucking little boys in the dungeon. Please. I need at least one (1) of them for wizard shit. Please dude.

ELVES ARE WRETCHES

>>27122146
Aha! He even admits to use wizardry! Blasphemy! And he wants to buy himself free of all his sins by providing one measly disk of metal? If I were cought in such a conundrum I would pay at least 5 metal disks!

>>27118725
The church and many others hath tried to quash her. Reject her, force reform upon her, destroy her. Treat her as some form of daemon. Lo, I hath seen the truth. Lady Mori hath given me fortitude and faith. My dedication to her shall be rewarded as I am given eternal strength, in this life and the next. As I, and my brethren, one day rise from our plots and go forward to take this land in the name of our lady. On that day, ye shall see the errors you hath made.

>>27122572
Jeremius pls depart from this lands

>>27118490
Lady Gura's entire fanbase dost be underaged.

>>27122591
Return to your faraway isles and your dwelling made from stick and thatch. I know not how yuv reached these lands, ye must venture back.

Ayame is ye wench. It's bean aeons since I've seen her. Me thinkest she is fraternizing with the league of legends whilst not doething her paid labor activity.

>>27122490
>oh my god this fucking goy is going to get the entire town killed all for a little boypussy

>>27122264
Thou hast to admit they grant good fornication...

The Saracen wench hasn't performed in two moons. Folk prates her canine kicked the bucket

>>27122936
thou must appreciate thee maidens while thou art able

>>27123555
Yet the godess nyx was streaming that aether game a day or twain since, Sir anon.

>>27121192
Latina boobs

>>27118134
Damn, I must replay Stronghold someday.

gentlemen...

The moor of the east tarnished the name of her noble house once more

Dost thou speaketh ill of mine fair electronic lady? Have at thee, ye fucking peasant.

>>27118134
YOUR OSHI IS A WHORE WITH A FAT ASS,DID YOU KNOW THAT NED ?!!!

>>27123555
This is what happens when contracts are handed to people based on their blood or their house's associations instead of merit.

Salutations maiden overseers. I seek to parlate with thou of such indulgences as

rwby, danganronpa, persona vidya,weeb things, creative hobbies, patchuili lolis,Monster Hunter Freedom Unite,vtubers, pokemon,girls from dead or alive and amongst other things.

nocturne#0149

>>27129132
Be away, man that likes to be gallivanting with other men!

>>27129132
Is this some new pasta or are you that fucking lonely?

Thine Covncil hast not yielded the honor they expected to

>>27129357
Thou only sayeth this for you want mine mud-skinned maiden's breasts on thine countenance

I doth misseth Lady Fauna!!!
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!

>>27129570
I shall violate you, sapling.

>>27129570
Thou miss the maiden every day!

Rrat merchant! Rrat merchant here! Come get your rrats! Now trading rrats! Fresh rats and old rats! Come get them!!!

I have a special deal on:
>Lady Gura achieved sufficient intoxication during Lady Mori's ball a Fortnite ago

>>27130100
Good morraew rrat-sellah, wot fresh new rrats ave'ye got un lady Calliopieth? 'always a hoot, that there wenches' tales,

>>27124138
>"No taxes is good taxes, that's my motto!"

>>27130100
Give me your most flea-ridden and plaguestest rat. I'll have my heated bursted corns and butter at hand.

>>27118473
BURN HER AT THE STAKE!

>>27131092
I want her on my stake

>>27118866
I volunteer to go hunt it.

heareth ye the gudgeon hast outlaw'd the w'rd trapeth in h'r kingdom

>>27129570
ven vill thou stop missing that wench?

>>27122146
>I'll let you see the golem
KEK

>>27118338
thy shall never become a fair maiden

>>27118338
distend and fume

Milady

my lord, who is the worst maiden?

>>27136446
If thy numerals were to be aligned, thou shalt be thy hen of oranje colour, master of pyrokinetic arts and hailed protector of the lands of thy Archduchy of Austria.