/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Lumi Glimpse of Us Cover
https://youtu.be/ZZoBd8uqisU
Lumi released a cover of Glimpse of Us by Joji

▼Tsunderia x Phase Vocaloid Medley
https://youtu.be/b0ghXiqC7CU
Company unity

I WILL cum inside Yuri’s bumbum

Flakes will be MINE

Phase Live WHEN

Big Booba Pippa

Ratio'd

ピッパ抱きします!

>>27090487
>when someone's mere existence infuriates you

I want to hug the Pippa.

>Have you joined the guild yet?

I want to mate with the Pippa

>>27090597
I would but WoW is a drain of time that would wreck me.

I just hit 70 in the current season as a demon hunter.

>>27090678
Yeah but the fact that you can chat in game with her is kind of nice. She plays a lot.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori SAR
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma South Park The Stick of Truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cYP8e5ga5Q

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Tenma Tricky Towers colab
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
YT Link TBD

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Uruka GTA V
https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa Price for Freedom (pre-recorded)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK_hGpAdWfM

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Lumi XCOM 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

00:30 / 04:30 / 13:30 - Iori/Uruka Spy Rumble
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

All times EDT / UTC / JST

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori SAR
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma South Park The Stick of Truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cYP8e5ga5Q

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Tenma Tricky Towers colab
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgEMv558X8Q

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Uruka GTA V
https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa Price for Freedom (pre-recorded)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK_hGpAdWfM

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Lumi XCOM 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

00:30 / 04:30 / 13:30 - Iori/Uruka Spy Rumble
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>removes correct katakana from youtube channel name
>keeps scuffed katakana in twitter bio
Pishipa...

>>27090540
https://youtu.be/cuJ0vE3BPlk?t=3470

>>27091036
I'm still in shock fishman gave the OK for Stick of Truth especially right now since there's a big segment in an abortion clinic

>>27091166
We're talking about a company that has Pippa in it.

>>27091218
point taken

Yuri is for rough sex but Tenma is wife material. And don't even bitch about her having a barren womb, Elon Musk is gonna invent something that will allow her to have children probably in the next 5 years.

Does Wolfenstein TNO have windmills in it? It might open up new streaming possibilities if that's the case.

YES Pippants
YES Pippanties

>>27091166
South Park is seen as politically neutral and absurdist, so playing it is actually not very yab.
>>27091467
>Elon invents artificial wombs
You fool, that's the first trumpet for the Femocide! You must stop him!

>>27091467
Yuri is for rough sex and then lovingly raising our children while I ravish her every night

It's over bros

Yuri will be a wonderful mother to her quintuplets.

>>27092444
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27092444
B-But I still want to see Shiina!

Pippa is for hugging and taking care of.

Jesus christ rabbit go the fuck to sleep

I'm gonna say it: Shiina's design is too Chinese. It has that Chinese gacha style of blatant skin overexposure instead of more subtle uoh. It lacks refinement in its eros.

>>27092707
>blatant skin overexposure instead of more subtle uoh
It's Perfect.

>>27092561
Michiru has moon and star earrings Da Michi is the Nerevar

Are the rrats about Shiina true?

>>27092978
Yes.

>>27093010
Do I have to be schizo to believe them?

>>27092978
No.

>>27092966
>the nerevar
welcome moon and star come to me through fire and war

>>27092978
Maybe so.

>>27093032
Not when there's a googledoc proving them. Thing is, just opening that link makes you a schizo.

>>27092978
I am 95% sure they're not. I've read the receipts and seen the yab.

>>27092978
Fruit farmers basically confirmed it. The things in the Googledoc are really hard to disprove.

>>27093700
I dislike that forum because its UI is dogshit in my opinion, but I guess I have to go and do some reading reps

>>27092978
What do they say?

>>27093700
>fruit farmers confirmed it
>we already knew about it for months
fucked up that they get to take all the rep

>>27092966
>Da Michi is the Nerevar
So Nasa is Ysmir?

>>27093797
>did a funny but ultimately inconsequential yab on stream
>allegedly baited an assburgers viewer into a parasocial paypiggyness
2nd rrat has 60 pages worth of screencaps but ultimately both rrats depend on you hearing the same woman speaking

>>27094672
a boyfriend is career suicide for a gfe streamer

>>27094362
It's kind of funny that /vt/ does most of the doxxing yet everybody else takes credit for it but that night be a good thing in its own way.

>>27094672
>did a funny but ultimately inconsequential yab on stream
The best part is the paypigs ultimately didn't care. She was a cuck gfe vtuber.

>>27093700
The fruits confirmed Spooki was autist who failed to groom a vtuber.

>>27094869
kinda dark but wholesome internet ecosystem

HEY!
Was that a person of any color?
A double nijinigger?!

I see

I just wish the fruits doxxed Yuri. I want to see that sexy midget.

>>27094672
Oh that was on the previous threads. Was thinking that I missed something more new.

>>27093755
Funny you should say that because ZENFURO is a forum software made by a pedophile furry who runs a site known as Sufficient Velocity the kind a place full of people that fruitfarmers like to make fun of

ironic no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zukpiSTr5M
literally whos

Do Erina and Airi have any rrats yet?
Except for the schizo headcanons where Erina astroturfed /here/ as Airi

What kind of insulation does Uruka have? Her room seems to be hot af all the time. Lia is also having this issue.

Whats the point of the hood?

>>27095795
Shit, for a second I thought she it was an interview about Fenix's "agency". That would be one for the ages.

Every time Yuri streams, I start trusting Lumi
Then Lumi streams, my trust % gradually falls

>>27096407
>he doesn't understand something so obvious
Huh. I suppose you could say it...

...went over your head.

>>27095714
You see that sexy midget on stream every day.

>>27096988
I WILL slap you

>>27097236
I, Anon, avoid your slap.
What now Will?

the way lumi sets up her avatar so the eyes look like they're glowing makes me feel weird

>>27095795
Interesting, and probably spicy, I'm surprised she'd be allowed to do it.

>>27097451
your move

>>27095795
is it that vtuber company that disbanded like a week after they started

>>27097736

>>27098294

>>27098668

>>27098855

>>27098995

epic raid /b/ros

>>27099133

>>27099268
Chat will never win at tictactoe

>>27099409
True. Having said that, GG.
>>27099217
Slow thread is slow.

Don't trust or fuck Lumi

>>27099540
tits doko

>>27099753
Stealth mission bro. Power level needs to stay hidden.

>>27097736
>>27098294
>>27098668
>>27098855
>>27098995
>>27099133
>>27099268
>>27099409
>>27099540
>I just made the original 2 puns
I swear to God if I cop a spam ban because of you assholes...

Trust Lumi
Trust Yuri
Disregard gentoo

>>27080359
>imagine paying for shit games and DLC
>imagine paying for digital only games
>imagine renting games
>just for a stream

>>27100137
If you do I will laugh.

>>27100483
You're talking about Ms.$100 Foundser's Pack bro. What do you actually expect?

I just wanna fuck a cat (preferably this one)

I need to hug that pink rabbit more than ever.

>>27092707
Gentoo is surprisingly coomer friendly. I wonder who is going to be the first one to have a mental breakdown about it and rebrand.

>>27101047
tenner says it's Shiina

Definately Remilia

>>27100887
I want to cuddle with her under the blanket in a cold winter day.

>>27101116
Remi strikes me as very stable under the shitposting personality.

>>27101047
Don't forget the "if you don't support it you're an incel" part or it's older brother: "It was never supposed to be coomer" gaslighting.

>>27101491
>"if you don't support it you're an incel" part
I can see Rie do this
>"It was never supposed to be coomer" gaslighting.
I can see Airi or Erina do this

>>27095714
>that feel when you can't affectionately say midget in her chat because it's filtered (twitch's filters? her custom filter?)
>that feel when you can't even circumvent it because the jannies won't have any of it anyway

>>27101491
hasn't gura done blowjob asmr?

>>27096287
A closed room with a computer and 2 monitors.

>>27101546
what about munchin. Like the cats with the hilariously tiny legs

>>27101551
Don't confuse a dignified Hololive member with your mother again, mongrel.

>>27101551
Yeah with my penis.

>>27101699
Fuck, I did an image search of munchkins and now I have the urge to hug even more.

>>27101540
>>27101491
my schizorrat is that Erina is unashamedly gunning for the mommyfag market, she knows what she's doing, she will be the biggest coombait of them all and won't be hypocritical about it

>>27101805
She has the model for it, her voice matches and her shorts so far seem to be leaning in that direction. It's hardly a rrat.

>>27101805
she is going to earn a lot of antis if she does that and thank fuck she is not retarded enough to listen to idiots like you

>>27101805
Hopefully this.
And also, hopefully gentoo knows to have relatively non-attentionwhoring jannies like gen1 currently does. It's something we take for granted now but it's not a guarantee.
>>27101999
tits or gtfo

>>27101066
>I just noticed this
Fine, I'm almost sold. What are the details?

>>27101805
Imagine the eventual Pippa collab though.
>."..so let me tell you about the glowies"
>Erina lets her get into it enough to get wound uo
>Erina fires up mommyCalmingAFussyInfant.dll
>Pippa's schizo is defused
I'm not into the dommy mommy thing, but I think if she pulls it on Pippa it'd be kind of hilarious. I think she'd be weak to it.

>>27102129
Tichondrius, horde, Pc Nerd Herd.

Erina is going to be PC's Amiya Aranha and you're gonna love her for it

>>27101761
I mean, she did say she was getting closer to me. Then a weird sound that almost made me cum.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>27101999
you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs

>>27102438
except here you are making a omelette with a jackhammer because some retard told you to do so

>>27102682
>>27101999
Are you management or talent?

>>27102380
Why, is she /vrt/?

I want this cute guy to become JP Phase Invader. Please make it happen Fish Man.

>>27102885

>>27102885
Neither, a femcel.

>>27103049
shouldn't you be busy making an application vid for Tsunderia ?

The Panko squib reminds me of Risu.

>>27103184
thank god I am not alone

You expect me to believe that Uruka saw 5 penises and did nothing?

>>27102895
Not sad enough yet.

>>27102892
I hope.
I also feel like she might be more dorky than Amiya, but a bit more sexual/sensual as than Amiya

I'm getting Emma but burger vibes from Erina.

>>27103229
You sure it wasn't one penis 5 times?

>>27103171
Not sure what you're referencing but
>right again
How do I keep doing it?

>>27095795
>UwU.tv
Wait this was an actual company? I remember Rochan being in it and it never struck me as an actual company but rather a loose association. Probably why it failed too.

pippa withdrawal intensifies

>>27095132
^This. KF loves Shiina so far, it's probably just the same POS trying to
gaslight that anyone but them cares about a creepy retard getting butt
hurt. "oh my simp money" fuck you. "oh I want to be special fiends" fuck you.

>>27103693
>KF
>POS
>gaslight
>types like a redditor
Who asked?

>>27103693
>those linebreaks

>>27103693
>This. KF loves Shiina so far
>^
You have to go back.

one of gentoo will be catering to ntr can you guess which one?

>>27104235
the one that will fail miserably because every other girl in PC is vehemently anti NTR

>>27104235
So you found out huh? I'm sorry, but Manko is long overdue for some serious correction. I hate to make you all watch but it can't be helped.
I don't make the rules.

>>27104235
Airi

>>27104235
lmao
and maybe spooki could be an occasional guest for cuck jokes - reverted towards shiiiiiina and his b-b-bb-b-b-b-bfffflmao

I've come here to say I love Tenma, I want this hag to comfort me

>>27104335
>NTR Thursday

>>27104335
But they all have boyfriends.

>2 girls have conversation
>immediately talk about a man
The Bechdel Test is a fucking joke.

>oni bf yab vtuber joined PC
I know I'm late but that's pretty funny. I wonder if she wanted a fresh start kek

>>27104614
Another anon mentioned that she had said they broke up before her graduation. Whether you believe her or not is up to you but I hope she doesn’t even remotely try GFE.

>>27104614
I am willing to give her a chance, but have note read the schizo doc yet
But even going by the bf yab and vague rrats, I am willing to give her a chance

>Uruka/Lia space
>no one says a thing
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1542070885191778305

>>27104693
this
she should not go GFE imo
she seems to have enough of a personality to be a variety vtuber
only thing is how do you compete against the local ultimate variety vtuber, le Pippa

>>27104526
Bechdel test was always a joke.
It was a joke in a webcomic about lesbians and the punchline was that every single movie Hollywood fails it. The fact that academics tried to take it seriously as a feminist standard to hold films to is retarded since our species contains both males and females.

>>27104693
>believing someone that instantly did damage control by lying

>>27103264
>I also feel like she might be more dorky than Amiya
I don't believe this is physically possible

>>27104818
>instantly did damage control by lying
t. either didn't watch the clip or was too retarded to understand

>>27104738
Didn’t Uruka have a relatively fixed sleep schedule just a little while ago? What happened?

>Lia and Remi send intense BL to each other

>>27102211
Sounds awful

>Uruka has friendzoned one thousand men.

>>27104806
>academics tried to take it seriously
Academics are a joke

Guys I have a serious problem. Yuri keeps repeatedly draining my balls and they are started to feel deflated and hurt, what do I do?

>>27103693
You’ve got to go back

>>27106140
Accept your fate

>>27104235
Which one? I need to know who to avoid. I only aka supa "good" liars.

>>27091738
damn you schizchiru
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>27106350
I don't like those socks. That uneven gray gives off pyjama vibes.

Anyone recorded this?
>>27104738

>>27106350
When was that?
Also
HOW SMALL?

>>27107080
>When was that?
her dicksword last weekend
>HOW SMALL?
4'7" I think

rrat: Rie pretends to a gigastacy, but she's actually a nerdy sweetheart

>>27107668
But we already have a lumi.

>>27106350
IMAGINE

>you will never be bullied by lia, yuri and lumi where they all take turns sitting on your face and releasing rancid wet braps
it’s a hard-knock life

>>27106350
Damn Yuri is fucking sexy

>>27106350
She can't get thinner thighs because of her physiology, can't she?

>>27108672
You say that like it’s a bad thing

>>27106350
Bruh that little peek of thigh, wars were started over such glorious scenes

>>27106350
>that tiny bit of meat
Yuri is a bad, bad girl

>>27108744
I do, besides the thighs she has basically perfect proportions and that's despite being small. She's so close to being the perfect legal loli isn't of a midget.

Wait, Michiru had a collab?
https://youtu.be/6OzcrN5ABQc

>>27109010
Why didn't she put it on her schedule?

You are using your free time to get in shape right? You are improving yourself right? Do you really believe your oshi is just happy with your money alone? Dedicate yourself further

>>27109266
>Do you really believe your oshi is just happy with your money alone
Pippa isn't getting any of my money though.
Also I'm starting to believe few things can ever make her happy, she may require that I impregnate her.

>>27109359
> she may require that I impregnate her.
With a fit body you will produce sperm at levels only present in the human race during most primal days. Are you really satisfied with flooding her womb with not your best cum shot?

>>27109451
>human race

>>27109557
Stop being fat its hard to probe you

>>27108315
Imagine Lia and Yuri making your pic a reality this weekend

>>27109908
>ha ha iori here take my phone this will be blassic
>YURI LET ME GIVE YOU PIGTAILS IT WILL BE SO CUTE
>Ok NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LEAN FORWARD
>A LITTLE MORE FORWARD
>HERE LET ME GRAB YOUR PIGTAILS REAL QUICK
>I SAID FORWARD LEAN FORWARD YURI
>I DONT CARE IF IT FEELS WET I SAID LEAN FORWARD
>IT DOESNT SMELL LIKE FISH YURI
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>27109908
Lias gonna remember that crack at her funeral. Gonna make Yuri regret it

>>27105043
>Didn’t Uruka have a relatively fixed sleep schedule just a little while ago?
What does "a while ago" mean in this context?
Because she genuinely has less of one than anyone else in the company.
>BU-BU-BU--
Stop crying about PolyCHADS already. Just because the Fox's schedule is unorthodox doesn't mean she doesn't have one. Meanwhile Uruka is overtly took most of her studies remotely and allowed her sleep cycle to basically orient itself around streaming and must-attend IRL events.

>>27110108
Uruka's been groomed by 3rd shift chads.

Does Uruka even play games or like anime?

>>27106350
I want to slurp these ankles.

>>27109998
Dangerously based

>phase connect does an IRL meetup with fans
>Tenma is disgusted but polite to her obese fans
>Lumi is service face smiles to several autistic college men trying to get her to read their shitty books.
>Yuri is just sitting on her tallest fan's shoulders and spitting on the rest of them
>Pippa is dryheaving with her band of neets, all of who are having an anxiety attack
>uruka is surrounded by a ton of dead eyed men who have just come off graveyard. She is also dead eyed
>Iori is drunk, her fans are drunk, everyone is shit faced trying to set up a dell pc to get the authentic WoW classic feel going on
>Lia is just in blue jeans and a FNAF shirt pretending to be a random Iori fan while several saudi arabian men walk about with gym bags full of USD shouting her name in distress.
>nasa is asleep, wakes up and shakes various random passerby's hands assuming them all to be fans before she falls back into her chair to sleep again.
>Michiru is being taught every swear in the book, she can be seen vigerously scribbling words down as men from the united states navy are instructing her on how to call someone a fucking pussy with fury.

I want Yuri to spit on me.

Braptards need to be truly gassed

>>27110279
She does, but good luck getting her chat to focus on those subjects. They're a horny one track hive mind.

>>27110760
>Lia after eating blueberries

>>27110760
>be me
>lia liker
>round up by the ioriSS
>put in the CHAMBER
>i see a pipe
>i put my ear against it and i can hear sounds
>"So iori you are telling me you will give me the doujin if i just fart into this right? You wont tell anyone right?"
>i scream and beg iori to stop, i swear i will join the guild and talk to her everyday
>the pipe begins to rattle violently even though its cemented into the wall
>i put my hands over the pipe trying to delay it
>a gentle warmness touches my palm
>i scream iori's name and beg forgiveness
>the feeling of warmth goes away
>my a hole in my palm has appeared
>my vision doubles then tripples as i stagger away and begin banging on the door like an animal
>iori is looking me right in the eye as she mouthes "you left the guild"

>>27110998
Didn't read.
Replies hidden.
Sage in all fields.

>>27111182
Anon come back I can change

>>27110998
.,,,,hot

Hi guys I had sex with Yuri

>>27112371
you are me

I was just about to bump the thread with something about sex but that anon above me did it first. Thanks anon.

>>27112371
I posted this

/pcg/ oldfags, I'm kind of curious as to whether any o us have gone this whole time without making an OP for the general before.

>>27110625
>>Iori is drunk, her fans are drunk, everyone is shit faced trying to set up a dell pc to get the authentic WoW classic feel going on

> >Pippa is dryheaving with her band of neets, all of who are having an anxiety attack
Image related is how you bring the two together and ensure the Pippa fans are as shitfaced as the Michiru fans.
inb4 what is that, turn in your weeb card now

>>27112531
I only bake new threads for generals who strictly use a fresh thread to bump off a page 11 old thread. It's generally speaking the only way to ensure proper continuity.

>>27112531
I fucking hate baking so I’ve dodged it all this time

>>27109266
My time is work or vtubers. Maybe some eating and sleep

Deer is live! https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Tune in and play with your goddess

>>27112760
Sorry, my penis is sore right now. I'm sure you understand.

>>27112905
It has been a though day for all of us. I am drained too. The girls must be brimming with energy right now.

>jokingly comment that Lumi has a Disney princess persona to her
>some retard repeats it
>it lives rent free in her head 7+ months later
>she brings it up with regularity
>she changes her model because of it
...okay then

>>27109266
I'm already lifting and jogging for my oshi Erina and she hasn't even debuted yet

>>27113447
You know now that I think about it she kind of does

>>27095132
This was never in doubt.
>>27103693
>cares about a creepy retard
Nobody cares about him. She doesn't get a pass on being a manipulative whore because uhh, look at the guy he's socially retarded and weird. Of course he fucking is, he watches GFE vtubers.

>>27112760
I love Iori

>>27109266
Does having nightmares about getting fat despite having a perfectly healthy BMI count?
Not that BMI doesn't break down when you actually lift but that's neither here nor there.

>>27113540

>>27095008
if you care about vtubers not having boyfriends then every vtuber is a cuck gfe vtuber for you

>>27113653
>every woman has a boyfriend

>>27113750
Yeah, me

>>27113750
You're right, some of them have husbands.

>>27113750
Most of them do, its actually really odd for a woman to be single. Like if a man is single he's a loser but if a woman is single she's probably disgusting.

>>27113750
unironically, yes. women stay single for very short periods of time and it's only cause they are in-between their last relationship and their next one

>>27113843
https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2020/08/20/a-profile-of-single-americans/
Take with a mountain of salt, whatever.

>>27113817
>but if a woman is single she's probably disgusting.
There is some potential for overlap with vtubers there

>>27109010
I'm watching this right now. She's getting too cocky bros. We need to tone down a little on calling her cute and other compliments.

>>27114019
What benefits do you see in that grooming strategy?

I want you to remember this anytime you feel confident, insecure, or just normal.
>Is my oshi single
no she is dating me
>is this vtuber single
she is dating me
>i wonder if she is a virgin
i took her virginity
>i wonder if she is having sex right now
yes with me
>am i having sex?
yes with me

>>27113817
A man being single doesn't make him a loser. What are you 15? I do agree that women seem to never be single for longer than 6 months. At least during the fertile years. Unless they are fat. But even then they usually find somebody who is cool with a bit of cushion. Femcels dont count of course.

>>27114055
I just want to keep the streams comfy for a little longer before she inevitably goes full coomer.

>>27114119
I want to see her orgasm live on air (only ironically)

>>27113995
>51% for men and 32% for women
I mean it sort of tracks but damn, no wonder vtubing took off so hard. I guess the fact that such a large percentage of young people live with their parents/are broke schizos contribute to this.

>>27113817
>>27113843
I don't get why retards like you always think normalfag standards that are heavily distorted by you now knowing what you're talking about apply 1:1 to the menheras who do vtubing.

>>27114219
>a large percentage of young people live with their parents/are broke schizos
This hits close to home. Except I'm not exactly young anymore now.

>>27114219
It's clearly 21% for men and 49% for women.

>>27114269
oh its not even normalfag standards its tv standards, i just like reinforcing the idea in the people who believe it

>>27114311
What stat are you even referring to?

i am pregnate

>>27114610
congrats Yuri

>>27114635
Thank you! The announcement will come later today~

>>27114667
>667
I see we know the father too.

finished a TedTalks on Torture Methods
>this lecture originally aired on September 11. Something about this stream reminds me of that one tragedy
now for the Lia approved methods of torture:
>The Tub: the victim put in a tub, is covered in honey and then the put bees & bugs on you so you would be eaten alive slowly.
>Breaking Wheel: this wooden wheel has spikes on it and it would be rolled over the victim or the victim would be tied to it and then the wheel would spin; "back hurtie leg smashie"
>Da Rats: tie a person "50 shades style" and put a heated cage ontop of their belly. then, put the rats in the cage and the rats start burrowing thru your belly.
>Laffy Taffy Machine: arms and legs are strapped and stretched out while you're lying on a table and a spike device rolls over you! Lia says this device also would be used on manlets who need to gain height
Chat came up with their own torture for Lia:
>Blue Switch ASMR: where Lia is strapped down and has to listen to keyboards with blue switches and it drives her insane
back to the lecture
>The Bull: where a person is inserted into a huge metal bull; then underneath the bull you light a fire and slowly burn the person alive.
>Hores: when a victim has each limb tied to a horse and the horses run and rip your limbs off. "all bronies get the hores"
>Bendy Noodle: victim would just be shoved into an uncofrtable ball position for a long period of time "back pain yowie!"
>The Oven: where the victim has to snuggle with Lia, but she holds your heads under the covers and braps for hours and you choke to death
>Watching Lia Play Gacha: Lia pranks chat with some self deprecating humor
very very fun stream! I hope Lia does more of these once she gets back from her trip!

Iori LOVE!!

>>27113750
boyfriend = any male in their lives to a gfe cuck

>>27114786
love!

>when iori says thank you she bounces from side to side
adorable

>>27114269
just go out and try your luck in the dating scene then if you know so much (you wont)

>>27114610
By me.

>>27114699
>The Oven
sneaky sneaky, brapsniffer

>>27114699
most of these aren't really torture, they're elaborate execution methods
the goal of torture isn't to kill a person

>>27092978
(yes) I am going to give her a chance, I think. If she starts leaning hard into GFE though and starts whining about how lonely she is - it's going to be really hard to not think about how fake she is.

>>27114699
Didn't read

>>27114699
>Hores: when a victim has each limb tied to a horse and the horses run and rip your limbs off. "all bronies get the hores"
Noooo, not Pippaaaaa!

How much would you pay Iori to kiss Pippa with tongue

I love you /pcg/.

>>27115334
You better shut your mouth before I kiss it

>>27115334

>>27115106
all vtubers are fake, anime isn't real retard

>>27115397
You can't accept love. But you will when i hug you.

>>27115334
I hate women.

>>27115334
>>27115521

>aoi has been playing monster hunter without sound for a hour without anyone telling him
>that retard flakes tries to groom him instead

i'm just not watching Gen 2 is all

>>27115566
me on top when rosebuds enter /pcg/

>>27115574
I don't understand how he doesn't take off, he has everything he needs to, he's entertaining, he's cute, he interacts well in collabs.
Is the scuff his biggest debuff?

>>27115749
m*le debuff even with female roommate, and JP market is oversaturated

>>27115668
You're gonna watch this newly released teaser and you're gonna like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNquohjRODo

>>27115749
>he
>he
>he's
>he's
>he
>his

>>27115795
What he's not actually male?
that explains "his" BMI

me on top when rosebuds enter /pcg/

me when rosebuds enter /pcg/

I like Lia. Only Lia.
Lumi & Yuri are cool too

>>27115795
You can say that again. Have you seen those playlists? Jesus.
We worry about our JPs, but in reality they are in the 0.001% in Japan.

>>27115749
JPs scram at the sight of EOP pandering

>>27115749
There is a indie vtuber I follow who is a manager of a local anime store, she recently hit 2view status
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTSqUYo2ODPiGqWPV9mHqHw
I think the biggest debuff is his chat. Nips are going to see english and get out instantly. I dont think he has managed to get a single viewer on his own legitimately, every single name I see in his chat are phase regulars

>>27116115
>>27116172
So if they have any hope of growing it would be by going all in on the english speaking?
>>27116075 is right then. Our JPs, even Nasa, are doing really well considering the circumstances.

michiru..... erotic

>>27114699
>Hores
My nibba, that's called quartering.
It's a medieval form of execution, and was often combined with hanging and drawing. Particularly egregious crimes would earn the offender all three in succession
>Hang him until he's blue in the face
>"Draw" him by slitting open his belly and winding his intestines around and around on a stick in front of him
>Quarter him, living or dead

Erina's model has a dress on that
>presents the navel in a very erotic way
>has deep thigh-cuts on both sides
thank you for reading my autistic noticer post

I like Lia's new earrings. The colors remind me of a banana split

>>27116785
I just hope the woman behind Erina can deal with the constant coomerisms. I would feel bad if the talent is a seiso sweetheart but her model makes the chat unbearably full of constant coomer memes like BOOBA etc.

>>27116871
there's a 1962 song about blowjobs called banana split
coincidence? you decide

Hello /pcg/, I’d like to file a complaint about your Nephilim.
I was taking a stroll through a back alley one day when this crazy bitch ran up behind me and clocked me in the head. I was on the ground stunned and unable to move. Then she pissed on me. She pissed on me extremely forcefully like a pressure washer all over me. After refusing to elaborate she bent down and licked my face.
Just what kind of company are you running here?

>>27117012
The talents probably had some sort of input in the character design. She's probably prepared.

>>27117071
might want to wait until they debut before doing shitposts like this

luv lumi
luv lia
luv uri
luv pippa

ate gen 2

simple as

>>27117012
>I would feel bad if the talent is a seiso sweetheart but her model makes the chat unbearably full of constant coomer memes like BOOBA etc.
Ive never thought about that before... this is a good point. hopefully she can take it and not mentally snap

>>27117140
stop eating the talents

>>27117140
>ate gen 2
at least wait until they debut before you vore them

>>27117012
One assumes she had input into the model, in which case it's all on her.

>>27117157
>>27117012
I think she'll manage.
Unless she didn't get the connotation...

>>27117120
considering her social media posts I believe anon was assaulted
men can be victims too
never forget what Mr Depp went through

Like many predicted, Erina is just the cheap imitation version of Amiya.

>>27117279
>instinct to bring band-aids and act motherly
I’m calling pochi-sensei and using private rich man connections no one else has for onee-shota doujinshi as we speak

>>27117380
who?

Lori is playing block gaem

>>27117157
>gets a coomer model
>does coomerbait on her own
>oh my god what if she feels uncomfortable
are there actual 12 year olds here?

>>27117380
We know virtually nothing about her, if she's the cheap imitation version of anyone we simply don't have enough intel to figure that out.

>>27117380
I have seen like 2 posts in total comparing Erina with Amiya, and they were probably (You), why do you think this?
Amiya is a dorky hag who likes retro games, and we don't know much about Erina other than her mommy voice and attitude. I don't see much resemblance at all.

>>27117694
maybe it's women

>>27117157
sounds like she's onboard thank god. i love u tiger mommy i love u

>>27117071
This is hot

>>27117380
Erina better be a cheap imitation of Veibae or I'm gonna anti

>>27117694
do you know just how many vtubers pull that shit? even vshojo did before they became the coomer agency
>model has giant tits and jiggle physics turned up to 11
>can you say ara ara? sure let me turn off the music and get close to the mic
>makes sexually charged comments in other streams
>tweets that are obviously meant to string you along
>guys I don't want to be just a sexual object it makes me uncomfortable treat me like a person
>starts banning anyone that makes creepy sexual comments
>while the streamer themselves doesn't change at all
Silvervale's old model was a fine example of this, then someone asked if she'd ever do what melody does on CB "yeah we should collab together!" and the next day "quit asking me to join CB I am not comfortable doing that I only go there to support my friend nothing else"

Whar are some braptubers? (vtuber that big braps)

>>27118315
your mother

>>27118315
yuri let a big fart go during the collab the other day

Iori is cute.

>>27118376

>>27118180
>
Vshojo grifting? wow who saw that coming

>>27118315
try asking in /b/

Iori just learned you don't want to join her guild...

>>27116329
>>27116172
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vd4tRgQWw4c
Tell >him to get set up with this guy and his group. Dude's IIRC living in Japan and can thus do both. Tenma got a fair bit of a boost outta it so there's no reason it wouldn't work again.

>>27116172
>>27116329
Would explain why he has more twitter followers than youtube subs

>>27117104
>probably
The fact that Fishman gave Lia a new model for free is proof that he recognizes stock models as a mistake on his part. There's probably no full-scale custom jobs anywhere in there unless they just re-did everything iteratively while futily waiting for Pandemonium's rigger to stop being a nigger but everyone definitively had at least some input.

Hello anons. I am here to bring you today's fun fact:

Yuri suffers from Hashimoto's disease, an autoimmune disorder that attacks the thyroid. Symptoms may include unexplained weight gain, diminished appetite, and short stature.

>>27119244
nigger you're like a week late fuck off

>>27119244
shortstack girls are for breeding

>>27119282
This information is from more than 2 months ago. I only decided to post it for today's fun fact.

>>27119334
Anon, she's flatter than half the anons in here.

>>27119370
Thats nice but who asked

some Airi (Gambler) reps from past ~36 hrs:
>hates untidy rooms
>hates smelly people
>loves pippa though (???)
>loves gachashit too much
>Iori has slid in her DMs
>got into some gay bitchfight 19 hours ago with groomcord regulars but I'll give her and the groomers a pass since it seems to be in jest
>has a overheating PC that kyses itself from heat within 1 bong of playing vidya
>says she's not doing vtubing for the money
>she alt-f4'd when one of her groomers made a joke about anti'ing her
>says bigger is always better
>(probably)got bonked for that gay slapfight because she apologized for it to the groomer
>pings people on discord as some kind of reward I don't fucking know
>got bonked for revealing things that were secret (probably the birthday from 2 days ago)
I'm fucking autistic and retarded

>>27119401
That's great and all but what's the forecast for mental instability?

>>27119401
>>says bigger is always better
yup she's a fatty

>>27119558
pic related
>>27119502
I cannot say for sure yet. A very strong "maybe, maybe not" at this point.

>>27119401
>>says bigger is always better
cannae believe Airi hates Yuri

>>27119558
why dya care
a vtuber can be a horrific deformed body horror burn victim and it doesn't matter
in fact that's a big advantage of the format

>>27119686
because she's fat and unhealthy.

>>27119686
i want my future oshi to get healthy and fit so that she can entertain me with gachashit rage for many years to come

gen who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cYP8e5ga5Q

Tenma is live with stick of truth

>>27120057
who's the jewish one?

>>27120100
>your reps
Michiru

>>27120057
Based

>>27119375
she's stout in ass/thigh though. guess I should say pear shaped instead

>>27120057
Apple faggot...

>>27120354
>she's going to cover the screen and audio
well this is a bust

I would gladly suck a log straight out of Tenma's tiny pale butt.

mfw literal shit eaters are raiding the thread

susan is on crack again
but also holy shit even the susan'd CCV goes hard

New thread
>>27120829

>>27120812
please don't sleep, please we need to stop them