/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27022099
finally the real thread

I will marry ragdoll!!

I might stream today, or I might jerk off again. Tough call.

I want to get into a fistfight with Ain!

>>27024851
can't you just do both?

>>27024898
she's so small you might break her

>>27024915
That's against ToS, anon

>>27024915
>tfw you will never start pleasuring yourself secretly while streaming and then somehow your viewers figure out what you are doing and are somehow in your room raping you on stream like in my doujins

>>27026440
No you just go to the bathroom after 15 minutes and jerk off for 10.

>>27028582
Ive come close to doing that before. I think I was ovulating and I didn't think about that before trying to do an intimate stream with my viewers. Towards the end of it i felt so frustrated, but it was kind of nice.

>>27028715
How did you convince them not to rape you?

>>27030152
By sucking them off before they can rape you.

>>27030152
by having your mods defend you

>>27031750
How did you convince your mods not to rape you?

>>27032016
by dating them and fucking before every stream

>>27032016
grooming

Will the real slim /asp/ie please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

Konrad needs to watch one of his vods and review his sound settings, can't hear shit when he talks.

>>27033555
i don't want to be a crab. that would require he actually talks.

>>27028715
I get increasingly unhinged on stream when I ovulate. Honestly it's the best time of the month to stream.

I dare one of you /asp/ies to pull a Ames/Elizabeth Crimsbeth and masturbate on stream

>>27035015
In that case, it’d be better if they stream on YouTube.

>>27028715
>>27034648
Is no one here on hormonal birth control?

Except no one is getting laid here anyway so no need.

>>27028715
>>27034648

>>27035176
I went off of it because it made me depressed.
Now I just am crazy in different ways that make me more entertaining and appealing to a male audience.

So miru was ovulating and frustrated during that first 3dio stream. She says she doesn’t want to make asmr sexual but it seems her body has other plans.

If I move back to my home country $100 a month is enough to pay for my groceries and I have my own house so I can freely stream..

>mashi live
>doing small talk for a few minutes
>audible knock at the door in the background
>stream abruptly ends
THEY FUCKING GOT MASHI... NOOOO

>>27037221
she's finally going to the gas chamber

>>27037221
that was the shortest stream i ever watched. i also heard some plane noise but im not sure if that was just a sub alert

>>27033555
he doesn’t talk so that’s not an issue

>>27034433
>>27037355
Neither of you actually watch Konrad and it's extremely obvious.

i missed this thread so i couldn't shill sadge

>>27037221
Sorry, that was me the boyfriend, coming back early

>>27037495
it’s precisely because he doesn’t talk that I don’t watch him

>>27037221
Mashi is being mashed into mush as we speak...

>>27037221
the mossad is calling her bros...

>>27037221
that was me, her husband

I will post my stream today to this thread.

https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys
https://discord.gg/UZV6Swys

The most talked about topic on /vt/ and in the back, the aspcord

>>27037495
Don't give them any attention, this is just straight up schizoposting.

>>27038638
The schizos aside, it's true he needs to fix his volume settings.
I didn't really want to tell him during stream because it's really bad. He needs to listen to his vod to realize it.

>>27038442
thanks for the invite, fren

>>27038943
why

>>27038700
That part is reasonable but saying he doesn't talk is a legit lie? He is talking at the very least 95% of his stream.

Violent bear…

>>27038977
Why not?

>>27038977
i've got a new project i wanna shill.
whether it gets off the ground or not, i'm not sure.
but what i am sure of is that i've got my oshi's blessing

>>27039042
Goddamn these threads are so shit that newfag /asp/ies forgot one of the most basic things about streaming. You have about 11 seconds to convince someone to stay. If you don’t say anything worth listening to in that timeframe then there’s a good chance they’re gone (and not just say ANYTHING, actual valuable commentary). I checked two VODs of his and both instances I checked he barely said a thing. Whether or not he actually isn’t quiet for the rest of it doesn’t matter to me

>>27039729
You sound like a viewer I would hate to have, please just go back to watch Ain.

>>27039729
i like the quiet chuubas. they are easy to talk with and make me feel less lonely

>>27039818
i don’t care what a 0 view that doesn’t care about improving thinks. If you don’t care about legitimate criticism then stay in your clique discord and keep orbiting the same femchuubas

>>27038977
more grooming targets...

>yellow cat is active on the board again
>everyone on the discord is being weird and also acknowledging crab shit as if they aren't in the conversations right now
gonna be one of those weeks huh

>>27039729
>100% of the words out of your mouth need to be "valuable commentary"
I know you're just regurgitating things you've heard other people say but this isn't just a fact across the board. There's plenty of viewers out there that don't enjoy the word vomit or are happy to watch purely because they like your personality and not just the constant spew of words. There's nothing wrong with chatty streamers, but to say everyone has to be one and always have something "valuable' to say is just exaggerating. No one has valuable commentary 100% of the time nor do most chuubas know when someone new has joined.

>>27039917
i see you like doing things the hard way. respect for that

>>27039729
wow man you're such an ass lmao are you really expecting hololive levels of quality in a ragtag starter thread? get real this isn't even a real thing that applies to every streamer lol

I haven't read /asp/ all month. What have I missed?

>>27039971
it’s impossible to get 100% valuable commentary but the important thing is to at least TRY. This is one thing you’ll see in all popular /wvt/ chuubas. Kongou, Jones, Callie, Woozle, anybody. Valuable commentary can come in many forms: informative, comedic, or exaggerating. If you care about actual entertaining streams for the people that watch you then you better have a goddamn standard. Don’t be fucking lazy when it comes to your streams

>>27040147
Girls can do well by just talking. it can be anything as long as they just talk

https://www.twitch.tv/kumavennas
Going live with some ace combat 7 here in a few mintues. playing around with a temporary honk PNG while my actual art and extra bits are being worked on.

>>27040147
Do you realize all of those vtubers don't really have valuable commentary 100% of time nor try to do such thing? Smaller streamers can't afford to have an active chat and thus can't talk as much as them. Even comparing them to Konrad is unfair and counterintuitive to the point it's very obvious you're just regurgitating things you've heard and you have no idea how streaming works.

>>27040294
it does not need to be valuable. just interesting or entertaining

>>27040147
>>27040359
Anon... They are girls, ofcourse they'll be more interesting to you... Consider just sticking to watching Ain.

>>27040294
You don’t need a fucking chat to talk. The moment you fall into the “I need a chat to be entertaining” is the moment you fall into the NGMI mindset. Notice about the game and comment on them, voice your thoughts, ask questions. If somebody is watching and they feel like talking they will respond. Don’t use massive streamers like Hololive as a standard. They have marketing, even if they were terrible streamers with massive amounts of dead air they’d still have someone watching them because of marketing. As a small streamer, if you can’t market then you need to be fucking good.

>>27040419
i have actually never watched ain

>>27040294
You don't need a chat at all to have good commentary.

>>27039042
I don't watch Konrad nor have I ever, but going to his channel to give him the benefit of the doubt and skipping one hour in to a random stream, he's not flat out silent but he just doesn't really say anything besides "ok house. "'uhm" "k" "go here" "house" and then maybe say a thing he's doing in a dull mumbling tone. I'm not trying to crab and watched for 5 minutes after the 1 hour mark and he's got next to nothing to say at all. In that 5 minutes he hasn't talked about a single thing and just says random words or sounds with the occasional "ok we'll attack here"

My fav aspies don't talk much in the discord, and by extension they don't get mentioned here for stupid reasons. Learn to appreciate the smart ones.

>>27040758
My fave aspies talk a lot in the discord, but also don't get mentioned
What does that mean?

>>27040758
<3

>>27040758
(you) could try, you know, being the one talking about them instead of vagueposting

>>27040834
you can only lose by posting about your favorites on 4chan

>>27040758
stop crossposting

>>27040828
i have no idea who this could be and i cannot wait for them to be disappointed

>>27040659
this is why I won't stream videogames anymore. I can talk 6-10 hours without any interruption about anything without any chat interaction but once i play a game this all immediately vanishes and i turn into the most boring person.

asmr and chatting streams only from now on...

>>27040880
then what are you complaining about? make up your mind

>>27041163
Watch Pekora, Subaru, Kiara, or Marine, they are the best let’s players in Hololive and don’t look at their chats at all (obviously you need to talk to chat but the point is to be entertaining even without it). I personally think chatting streams are harder since you need to actually be a good host if you don’t have an active chat. If it’s a game at least you can commentate on that if you run out of things to talk about

>>27041163
It's quite the opposite for me. I have an easier time narrating videogames and explaining my decisions than coming up with a random topic and elaborating on it.

>>27040758
I knew I was your favorite chuuba, you don't have to play so hard to get

>>27040437
Ironically the biggest of the big hololive streamers are kind of what you should be aiming to emulate as a 0 view streaming experience. At least in game streams. They have such a fast chat that it's pretty rare that they respond to even donations. It does take a lot of practice and effort to do it but that's kind of the gold standard. The biggest difference is that you have to be ready to actually respond to any comments that show up and switch gears into comment response mode.

It's kinda funny really. Being a good 0 view streamer is in some ways the most difficult type of stream to really be good at. And ideally you hopefully won't get too much practice at it but it's not at all uncommon.

>>27041373
honestly respect to you man I cant do that type of shit at all and im tryna improve on commentary while playing games but am dogshit

>>27041351
I like preparing stream slides, making up topics to talk about, and just having the freedom to talk unhibited. There's an unlimited amount of things i want to talk about, i started streaming because i didn't want to bother my friends with having to listen to me all day, i don't even know why i started playing videogames on stream I don't even like them that much

>>27041174
learn to differentiate posters

>>27041453
>Being a good 0 view streamer is in some ways the most difficult type of stream to really be good at
It is. But the best streamers, the ones that really shine are the ones that actually honed their skills at entertainment. It’s the main reason why I look up to streamers like Pekora, Olivia Monroe and even some facecam streamers like Asmongold. If you truly care about growth then EVERYTHING matters.

>>27041529
Funnily enough, the best way to grow on Twitch I think is hanging in the Just Chatting category. I’ve always found it’s easy to get viewers and follows there since that’s where the mainstream Twitch audience hangs out. It might be better for you!

>>27041477
Well I don't know how well it's received viewerwise, but it definitely feels nice and when it comes out smoothly. You can try slowly getting used to it, I don't think I was as talkative as I am now when I just started streaming.

>>27040419
>Kongou
>Jones
>Woozle
>Girls
retardchama...

>>27041856
My redaction reps... I need to sleep, gn

>>27041856
yea ill slowly get better at it hopefully just gotta keep on training.. one day ill make it

>>27041949
those are vtubers i like

>>27041163
>>27041477
It's just a different kind of curse, caring about the game instantly filters anybody who doesn't care about the game.
And there are a thousand gamer-type streamers out there.

theres no way ain isnt a troon

>>27042254
it depends on the execution and who’s watching. If it’s more technical stuff then you need to attract people that care a lot about that stuff (if you’re a fighting game only streamer then you need to attract people that only play fighting games). If it’s somebody like Subaru that does first playthroughs and gets very immersed, then you need to attract people who finished that game and want to activate their mirror neurons and revisit their emotions (essentially people who watch react content).

>>27042341
to me she just sounds fat

>>27042341
I thought she was a boy the first time I heard her.
And it looks like Xia is going to be getting that dead bird cock soon.

>>27041477
Might try out different types of games. Some game I have a super hard time saying anything interesting and other games I just won't shut up at all.

>>27042589
i need to watch her eventually

>>27041758
I kind of want to try a just chatting stream. How do you do it as somebody who can't at all guarantee even 1 viewer shows up. And even more so can't guarantee any chatting for feedback. Do you just prepare sort of like a presentation on something you find interesting? Like make slides and stuff? How do you name your stream? I want to experiment with it but I'm afraid doing an entire hour long + stream to 0 viewers will be kind of psychologically crushing for something that requires so much prep.

>>27042341
Ain is a bona fide tomboy.

>>27043284
Easy way to do a just chatting stream as a no view is to ramble with a web browser showing, and when a searchable topic comes up, show webpages / videos to add context. It's like when big streamers do 'youtube nights' but instead of chat giving directions you explore based on whatever is on your mind.

>>27043284
Everything you mentioned from the title to the thumbnail to the topic etc. matters so it’s good you realize that. And the 0view problem is something that all streamers that started from scratch have to deal with. I had to deal with that too since I did no marketing or networking whatsoever but I got through it. Maybe try doing some sort of topic-focused stream? It can be something simple as a tierlist. Even if it’s something as lazy as watching videos at the very least it would make for an attractive thumbnail for someone to click on. It doesn’t need to be incredibly high effort, just enough for something to compel someone to click on it and stay. And also, make sure to use the vtuber tag (and prepare the ban hammer for potential trolls because there are a lot of them in Just Chatting).

>>27040419
Kongou, Woozle, and Jones are girls now? When did they transition?

>>27042812
xiain is endgame mark my words

tann and juniper deserve affiliate just for their personalities and im amazed they havent reached it yet

>>27044008
>/asp/ie schizo tries to pit them against each other
>they end up fucking instead
I hope that schizo learns to use his powers for good.

>>27044084
never heard of them. maybe that is why?

>>27044192
juniper always posts her stream in the discord and self-posted a lot before the discord was made, tann doesnt really post his streams though

>>27044084
Tann is cute and he needs to get affiliate so I can fuck with him via redeems.

>>27044236
>discord
i don't use it. make your stream discoverable to viewers if you want them

Drop link to aspies who deserve affiliate and I'll follow them if I haven't already

>>27044324
https://www.twitch.tv/juniperheartstrings
https://www.twitch.tv/tannthorgard

>>27044401
Got any more?

Anyone has the soundproof cage tutorial in japanese at hand?
I seem to have lost it and I'll be meeting with a carpenter tomorrow for another job. I want to ask him about it since I don't have most of the tools needed at hand.

>>27044527
anyone else i could think of got affiliate already even recently, therefore i wont post them

are there any aspies that do bfe? they don't have to be dedicated to it, long as they're not weirded out by playflirting with viewers. non-unicorn yumejo asking btw

>>27044782
ask again in a few weeks, none i know are currently doing it

>>27044782
Try your luck with the ikemen model aspies. I'd recommend Jay since I've seen him playflirt a bit with chat.

>>27044880
I wouldn't call Jay a BFE streamer, he's a family guy loving dork who likes huge tits.
>>27044782
Try DekuNobou, his model is pretty but he's also kind of a fun clueless guy.

>>27044782
you can go on a date with me on friday if you want to, i have an asmr urban exploration stream planned (stole the idea from kenji, thanks cat if you are reading this) im a babi though

I dipped out of here for a month and I’m kinda surprised that the thread already has a new it-girl.

>>27044782
elliott is being forced to do some bfe script readings soon

>>27044782
>>27044880
There's also that vox jr looking guy. Not sure about bfe but he got the model part down. Can't recall his name tho since I left the cord.

>>27045026
sure, i'm fine with checking out babis. drop your link!

>>27045124
what is his channel? sorry, i'm a bit busy to look through archives

>>27044942
thank you for the rec, will take a look later!

Do you guys still want to start streaming or is this just a thread for aspie fans??

>>27045458
aspie fans and aspies that are already streaming using this place as a gossip center

>>27045481
When’s the last time we read some questions from aspiring vtubers here?

>>27045458
no. i would just be another boring 0 view male

>>27045538
I've got one, how often should you post on tiktok?

Babis and tomboys in a nutshell

>>27045808
Someone will say daily. Don't listen to that for your own good. Post when you have something to post.

Babis are so gross I hate seeing them circlejerk each other so much. The way azu and cordy go at it is embarassing.

>>27044782
Dog playflirts with his chat all the time, to an alarming degree almost, the only problem is that he hasn't streamed in a while.

new aspie tierlist maker WHEN

https://tiermaker.com/create/-wvt--tierlist---marginally-and-tangibly-related-edition-v3-1271761

>>27045808
i think 3 times a week is prob decent. however if you do no other content then you prob want to do daily tiktoks. they arent too hard to make and its easy to make a low effort one just to fill quota to keep your self consistent and used to the routine. personally i have to spend a lot of time doing art and making new assets and stuff so i have very little time for tiktok so i have that excuse, everyone who isnt doing art reps or getting fucked by IRL responsibilities should atleast do the bare minimum of 3 tiktoks a week

>>27046593
discord aspies arent on here

>>27046593
Most /asp/ies are missing...

Should I opt for genuinely trying to be entertaining or getting groomed and acting cute?

>>27045413
if you are a regular you probably already know and hate me but here ya go, good luck on your search, i have done a previous asmr date stream you can check out so you know what to expect i guess it has no trigger stuff though so barely counts as that. don't wanna let people here believe nobody self-posts anymore.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nltVMYogDhU

>>27046593
this is wvt shit. /asp/ experts and lorekeepers update this pls

>>27046351
What kind of rrat is this?
Take your meds.

>>27046822
Those two aren’t exclusive

>>27046824
LOVE YOU KAISER!!!!

>>27044782
Yeah me, i'm debuting next week

>>27046838
the guy who updates it regularly hasnt updated the latest version either

>>27047056
that anon commented on one of the desks recently saying they wouldn’t have time to update it, but others are free to make their own.

>>27046351
babis are cute

>>27047349
what a waste of a model

>>27047368
Nah, Nasu's great

Babis should be banned from posting here, why come to a thread for advices, then do the complete opposite and do everything within their power to become unlikeable and unwatchable?

>>27047446
would have been better if it was a real girl

>>27047475
That really says a lot about you.

>>27047526
>i like women
wow, yeah, really problematic...

>>27047526
i don't like babis

>>27047475
Women don't have what it takes to actually cater.

/asp/ hates males but not when they have a female model

>>27047579
I think the difference between liking woman and thinking people that want to have a female model are a waste is pretty huge

>>27047637
literally
>only guys know how to suck dick properly
levels of cope

>>27047637
i watch males and females but i won't watch babis or troons

>>27047694
Name one /asp/ie female that actually knows how to cater.

>>27047697
based

>>27047748
Ain, Xia, Sloth

>>27047786
>sloth

>>27047748
miru got people to buy her a 3dio

>>27047786
>Xia
Not really, no.
>Sloth
Not by a long shot
>Ain
I'll give you that one. But that's why she's the most popular here. She's an exception.

>>27047828
>>27047804
Coping babis jealous of sloth moggin them

>>27047903
Even /wvt/ knows sloth is terrible

>>27045413
twitch.tv/elliottambers

>>27047936
Then how does she have many followers and people buying her things? You're just coping.

>>27047973
Because she pity baits and posts pictures of her tits in the back room

>>27048000
are you guys really still on this...

How much of her dog's medical donations do you think actually went towards it?

>>27047642
i don't like those. for me it is only real manly men

>>27047936
i love that girl so much...

whats the optimal video length for a "short" ASMR

>>27048120
You aren't a chuuba kissa, fuck off

>>27048137
plenty of viewers even in the cord

>>27048000
She doesn't and even if I did that once that was ages ago. Sloth tries very hard to keep her audience and constantly tries to improve.

>>27046460
I want to flirt with dog...

>>27048198
>even if I did that once

how did this thread end up becoming worse than the unmoderated /wvt/

>>27048345
There isn't an "official" /wvt/ discord

>>27048226
As in I posted the pictures once myself I'm not Sloth.

>>27048411
Okay Miyu

>>27046824
while I dont really watch your streams I think your videos are very cool

What can I actively do to be more entertaining? A lot of the big streamers in the past kind of sucked, so it might just be time, but I want to actively work on becoming a better streamer

>>27048535
Be a cute girl and pretend to like your audience

>>27048581
you could be a cute male too

>>27048581
I mean actually being a good streamer, not using my model to bait coomers or whatever

>>27048646
Be good at improv, always have good commentary on whatever topic comes up yet be able to steer the mood and topic of the room to areas you're strong in.

What is the "likeability timeloop" discussion? I havent been around here long enough to experience it

>>27048225
sorry hes busy getting fucked by me thats why he hasnt been streaming

>>27048535
It's not really a good answer, but "be entertaining" is literally the only thing you need to do. There's obviously not any type of guide to getting there but I think some people just have "it" and others need to figure it out via watching others and trial and error. No one can tell you how to be entertaining.

>>27048761
its just people realizing that their stagnation isnt a matter of reps or presentation or whatever, its just that they are kinda just corny and unlikeable and that the naturally likeable people are the ones that can just grow naturally without breaking a sweat. then people make the argument that theres plenty of unlikeable retards doing well as streamers and it relies on marketing and the argument continues over and over

>>27049109
>theres plenty of unlikeable retards doing well as streamers
The "unliekable" ones (Quin, GGX, Kaceytron, etc) aren't unlikable, they just farm a completely different crowd of incels, femcels, alt-right weirdos, coomers, and similar audiences. No one big is "unlikeable", you just don't like them and/or aren't their target audience to begin with. No one's target audience is some boring mumbling corny retard.

>>27044573
Also, it's not so my stream can be quieter but to avoid annoying my neighbors.
My family rents and the other apartments' walls are very close to any place where I can sit my computer on.

>>27045822
You're not wrong. He died when I was a child and now I'm a babi.

>>27044782
>she doesn’t know she’s already my girlfriend

>>27049250
>GGX is considered a part of the incel crowd now
Take me off this fucking planet. What went wrong?

>>27048138
10 minutes.

>>27049491
I think he's been having some serious mental issue but he's so redpilled at this point that he's pushed anyone who actually cares away. There's definitely something wrong when you go live and start spewing the whole "my woman belongs in the kitchen" shit live. It's one thing to unironically believe that, but another to say it on your platform. It's been downhill since the weightloss.

>>27049511
any examples of ones you like?

>>27030152
They didn't notice
>>27034648
It's only happened that one time, but yeah it was nice

>>27049359
you think this is a joke but i will become gachikoi for anyone who is nice to me and slightly funny. happy 20 minute anniversary darling

>>27051420
a lot of the males around here/wvt might steal your heart then if you fall that easily

https://www.twitch.tv/kumavennas
Round two for the day, gonna knock out the rest of ace combat 7 to see if i can do longform streaming.

>xia already collabing with miyu
menharas gonna menhara

Xia and Miyu are so cute together. They're good streamers and are complimenting each other very well.

>>27034648
You girls have no right to complain about hornyposting. Because you're making me horny right now.

>>27053468
I'm fine with horndogs just keep it to yourself. I've already accepted the fact that people probably get off to my streams

How I read this thread everyday

>>27048198
>even if I did that once
THIS DUMB BITCH

>>27054600
watch her post from her phone saying it was an intentional falseflag

>>27054600
At this point do her yabs or slip up even matter? People that like her are oblivious or dumb enough to not care and the ones that don't already don't like her.

>>27055599
Okay but seriously, who cares if she posted her tits here or not. There are plenty of good streamers with nudes floating around, it doesn't really impact their content so who cares

>>27056670
You'd be completely right... If her content was good to begin with.

Are keyboard and clicking noises annoying to people?

>>27056921
Yes. There's no reason for your microphone to pick them up if you have it set up properly.

>>27056921
Some people really like clacky mechanical keyboard noises

>>27057611
never had an issue with my streams where the keyboard is audible but i think people like the mechanical keyboard sounds

Any good tutorials for artists on how to partition and layer art for a model so that the rigging is possible/easier?

>>27057611
How do I get rid of them? I put a noise gate but guess my keyboard is still loud enough to get picked up.

>>27057981
Should be the expander, I just followed along this video and I never had issues, but then I don't know much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwbxbuxpPN4

>>27057891
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xdh4zjhesY4gdUiyyWsCuXPn-zt9zEMoQzZDApwiY8w/edit#

>>27044942
Deku please rape me.

>>27058951
Thanks anon, this is exactly what I needed. Time to become a dad I guess.

>>27059422
if you asked him nicely he probably would

>>27059642
if they asked wouldn't it just be consensual at that point

>>27059751
he would be awkward and uncomfortable and make the whole experience terrible but since you asked for rape, he's not gonna stop even after you get bored

any guy can do what they want to me bc i'm too anxious to acc find a partner lmao

>>27054167
do you have this picture without the writing on it and if so could you post it please thank you

>>27060029
woman moment

>>27048535
Big streamers aren't entertaining, they are people who lucky and can stream more than anyone else, which is kind of a luck of circumstance thing. 16 hours a week is really good to stick to for a minimum if you want to grow, but 16 hours a day? Divine. Only people who can manage near that (8-16) have no other obligations though and need to resort to just freeboating other peoples work (they do reaction videos). Think of all the big face streamers on Twitch they're mostly doing reactions and stealing peoples shit to freeboat it. That's it. All this stuff about be entertaining is a cope.

>>27060399
What in god's name are you talking about this is the worst fucking tip I have seen on this board Jesus christ

>>27038700
>I didn't really want to tell him during stream because it's really bad
>I don't want to tell people that they have a problem when it is the best time to try and fix it
/asp/

>>27060399
I don't care about being big, I want to be entertain people and make their days better. Who cares if the big streamers put 0 effort in.

>>27059642
I did ask nicely I said please. He's probably just a scared little baby.

>>27036728
Sounds like you'd be living the dream.

>>27060703
Oh yeah it's a bad tip to just point out what already successful people are doing right now, including le 1%.
Sorry retard but it's a fact that even small streamers with a hundred regularly are still streaming 5 hours every other day at least and can't even maintain that without large portions dedicated to video reactions.

>>27060399
biggest retard award goes to you my man check ur glass of water pal because its going from half empty to being full of my cum

>>27061705
yes pls daddy

>>27056921
I find it cute when a girl starts slamming her keys during a game, you can hear the panic she doesn't vocalize.

>>27060399
>Big streamers aren't entertaining
Incredible cope.

>>27060915
You don't understand, he's had that problem since he started streaming. It's not just this stream, it's every stream.

>>27062105
NTA but I agree. What's the point of watching someone you can't interact with live?

>>27062813
For the same reason you'd watch someone that isn't live?

>>27062105
>big streamers are entertaining

>>27063020
I don't understand this picture.
I don't watch react streamers

>>27047475
If vtubing is still a thing when I graduate, I will pass on my model to a female.

>>27060029
Maple…

>>27063228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU5Q1BeI_Fg
90% of what the biggest streamers on Twitch do is, be silent, grunt at the camera, eat food, and go afk randomly. All of this regularly and constantly.
You don't have to be a react streamer or non-chuuba to apply the lesson. Two hours is a good stream time for a VTuber, but you can manage five with pretty much zero extra effort by watching whatever you like. Freeboating is as old as facebook and older still.

>>27063955
>hasan
ultra retard detected

>>27063788
it's late night lonelyposting hours

>>27064142
Opinion discarded chud retard. Go back to 4/pol.
The biggest Twitch streamer of all time is this guy and he blows your retarded ass two view out of the water doing nothing for 90% of the stream while mumbling his way to the literal top ranking of twitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvdjgsikA6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNJlMZmGYCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZFtkm1J3Vw

>>27063548
You should get a daughter and pass it on to her

>>27064142
go back snowflake
>hasan man bad!!!
you have to go back >>>/pol/

>>27064303
>>27064652
all political streamers and youtubers are poison regardless of what twister color they fall into for the sole fact that they like being belligerent shits that argue and fight with people all day, all just clout chasers. likewise all their fans are fucking retarded too, some of the worst people i've ever met are fans of people like hasan or the dog cum eater whose name i forgot

>>27060088

>>27044573
>>27049306
bls help

>>27064669
Not my Pippa though...

>>27064789
Especially Pippa.

>>27064669
My favorite streamer is all about politics but his streams are really comfy and friendly, as if he doesn't care about proving he is right because he has confidence in his positions.
Not a vtuber, though.

>>27026050
>Getting into a fistfight and folding her so hard she breaks her ankle
>She can’t stand up but you keep kicking her in the face and set free her last baby tooth
>She’s trying to spit it out but you pick her up by the abdomen and shove her to the ground AGAIN, causing more pain on her ankle
>The shock from falling to the floor that time forces the loose tooth out of her mouth
>You see the red blood stain on the ground
>You grab her by the hair so she can look at what you’re looking at
>”Hey now, looks like you made a mess. Go ahead and clean it up”
>”wh-what…?” Ain answers, delirious from getting her shit kicked in moments ago
>You push your finger on her left cheek, she groans while you do
>You feel all her teeth there
>You push your finger on her right cheek, she wails in agony this time
>A small space around the back of her gums
>Oh yeah she’ll feel that tomorrow, assuming you don’t just send her in a coma now
>”Clean. Up. Your. Mess.”
>You let go of her hair and she falls face-first on the floor.
>Blood coming out of her nose now
>She finally decides to obey the victor’s order and clean up immediately.
>Her thin burgundy tongue touches the stain and begins lapping like the mutt she is.
>The blood is leaking from the injury in her mouth and she had to use her right talons to prevent the nose injury from dropping on the floor as well
>She is left shaking after 10 minutes of struggling to clean this.
>You, in your infinite kindness decide that’s enough torture for her.
>”That’ll be all for now”
>You grab her by her hair once more and kiss her, pinching her nose, making sure she can’t breathe.
>She is still conscious for all of this because of an energy drink she had an hour prior.

This greentext has been sponsored by Bang!

>>27064932
that's fair enough, all power to you if you find him relaxing, normally I don't actively seek these people out but I keep getting exposed to shit about these fuckin weirdos in one of my discords and I lost two friends because 1) i said i wasnt interested in watching a contrapoints video that i already agreed with and 2) i called the dog cum guy the dog cum guy and said ben shapiro had a tiny face, so im already over these. political discussion is so fucking pointless when the people who are actually in control are all just corrupt robots and those who are running for office are already entrenched in their views for the most part. just a waste of time

>>27065123
this greentext is incredibly unhinged but that last line got me good, kek

>>27065123
Blood kisses! Hot! Erotic! Bloody kisses!

i wish someone would write a ryona fic or make guro fanart of me

I dont personally like react content, but I'm aware for fans it can feel like showing a video to their friends and getting to enjoy seeing their reaction.
Even though it's "lazy" content, some streamers seem to be skilled at it and know exactly how to play up their persona and can make it enjoyable or non-fans for when it's clipped and posted on youtube.
Just because I dont like it doesnt meant it's not entertaining.

>>27065452
I wouldn't say there's a right way to do react content since I personally hate it but someone like Asmongold will pause videos repeatedly to actually react and give his thoughts on it, even if he's kind of a dumbass.

>>27065389
Alto…

>>27065522
im not alto god dammit

Xia ryona(consensual)

>>27065267
I may be at my limits of horniness, but I’ll never pass up a good joke.

>>27065332
Glad you liked it, ainon

>>27065389
Who are you? I’ll probably do it eventually

>>27047786
>>27047804
>>27047828
>>27047903
>>27047936
>>27047973
>>27048000
>>27048064
>>27048198
>>27048226
>>27048411
>>27048440
i was streaming at the time that was posted. i also never use my computer to post here and i also rarely browse asp. Please stop lol

>>27065884
nta but there's definitely a few chuubas both male and female that have expressed interest in getting beaten up

>>27065884
It's me, Xia. (I consent).

>>27065884
>Who are you?
if I outright told you then i'd be broadcasting it to everyone else
>>27066154
I talked on a stream with 10 viewers about having my heart ripped out and eaten by chat

>>27066083
Miyu you are perfect marriage material.
You are autistic.
You aren't afraid of schizos.
You just want to be loved, so sweet.
Will you groom me?

>>27065181
The thing with this guy, though, is that you can't really point to him having a side so that makes him more interesting and less off-putting if you are of one or the other side.
He's also all about exploring ideas and reminiscing on them to see where it takes him.

>>27065452
I know a guy that is making good money from just talking about seasonal anime on twitch.
People crave parasocial relationships.

>>27066083
God Miyu can you please link me your paypal, I'd gladly give you some tributes my queen

>>27066512
Sorry she's busy, I'm tributing her face right now :)

>>27065452
God damn I hope react content is dealt with at some point. It is just absolute cancer in every way. Anybody who is a "react" streamer is a lazy piece of shit and should be sued to oblivion.

Offering cum tributes to aspies is kinda degenerate
and that’s coming from the anon who just wrote about getting into a fistfight with a bird girl

>>27066512
https://streamelements.com/miyuyus/tip

>>27066830
I'll tribute Xia next after a I edge for a handful of days. I want it to be massive. I'll cross link the post here from a red board.

The best way to defend sloth is to not defend her or mention her at all.
When someone throws shade at her, usually some other anon replies with another joke at her expense. Then that's it, she's dropped, sloth talk over.
It only gets dragged out when someone tries to convince people about something having to do with her past not being a big deal. Or her being a retard and posting as anon with "oh just fucking stop". Yes those are her because every time a few minutes later she's on discord depression eating.

>>27067160
Try to write an X with it

>>27065123
H-hot. Thanks anon! I really like the line with the kiss

>>27066512
Can't you just use her throne?

>>27066163
THIS IS NOT ME
i hate you guys for making me google what that is

>>27069220
What do you like, then?

>>27065884
please write one about Visage

>>27067470
I thought she was anorexic

>xia shows up and says hi
>like 5 people suddenly appear out of nowhere and greet her despite not being active at all
she's not gonna fuck you, spergs

>>27069880
t. roastie chuuba

>>27069880
female crabchama...

>>27069525
One where he gets his cock rocked as well? Probably not since he doesn’t stream. Groomer unity

>>27069880
I'm already in her DMs my dude.
Plus I know who you are.

deku getting raped

>>27070672
Now here’s a aspie with “creativity”

>>27066512
Are you sending?

>>27070851
DEKU TIED UP AND FORCEFULLY GIVEN VIAGRA SO HE CAN PENETRATE A STINKY FUJO VIRGIN PUSSY

>>27071019
tying up males and abusing them... nice

>>27070997
no, they didn't send anything
id be okay with cum tributes too...

>>27069220
If this is really you, can you tell us what fetishes you don't like? I'm gonna draw fetish art of you and want it to be something you could actually enjoy. Thanks.

>>27071429
You heard it here first Xia, sorry, but Sloth was here first. Cum tribute for her it is then.

ain declaring that she wants to be the best singer /here/ and immediately getting mogged by xia in both singing ability and entertainment ability is almost poetic. xia LOVE.

do people actually watch pngtubers? i want to start streaming but im worried people wont care

>>27072838
Yeah, but why not just buy a model? It's not like they're all that expensive.
The only reason to be a PNGtuber is because 1) you're a cheapskate or 2) you're waiting for your model to be finished but you want to get started on streaming right away.

>>27072838
this might shock you but people watch streamers who have literally nothing at all. as long as it looks good a png is only an improvement

>>27071762
yeah it's me, uh i really don't want any r34 art please (not that i can actually stop you, but at least i tried.) there's no 18+ art tag for a reason

>>27072988
Not that anon but how much are vroids nowadays?

>>27072988
>It's not like they're all that expensive.
[Citation needed]

I love Xia. I want to wife her.

>>27072482
based
xia cute, shes a good speaker and shes insanely easy to listen to especially for how entertaining she can be

>>27073086
Yep, that won't stop me. I'm raping you. So just tell what you don't like.

who is the most talented /asp/ie?
the most GMI /asp/ie?
the most creative /asp/ie?
the most talkative /asp/ie?
the most annoying /asp/ie?
the most successful /asp/ie?
the most sex /asp/ie?
the most ESL /asp/ie?
and the most forgettable /asp/ie?

>>27073653
all of them are just going to be the same handful of people that are active on the discord or any that recently joined

>>27069880
Ain..

>>27073653
Most talented aspie is probably sloth
most gmi xia
most creative ain
most talkative elliot
most annoying aspie is either yc/azu
most succesful is dog
most ESL is easily alto
and the most forgettable aspie is definitely the ragdoll

>>27074051
>Most talented aspie is probably sloth
Stopped reading there, bait post do not interact

>>27074051
>and the most forgettable aspie is definitely the ragdoll
Okay I felt like this was a troll but this just confirmed it.

>>27074051
im definitely not the most talented lol. that would be lala, miru, or xia

does anyone actually actively watch more than 5 aspies

>>27073653
>who is the most talented /asp/ie?
Xia
>the most GMI /asp/ie?
also Xia
>the most creative /asp/ie?
Jay
>the most talkative /asp/ie?
Ain but not in a good way
>the most annoying /asp/ie?
Azu
>the most successful /asp/ie?
Lumi
>the most sex /asp/ie?
Azu unfortunately
>the most ESL /asp/ie?
Alto or Remove
>and the most forgettable /asp/ie?
the rest

>>27074352
can you and xia kiss?

>>27074403
if you count /asp/ies from the beginning then yeah

>>27074528
this is just pathetic sloth

>>27072838
L2D model>high custom vroid>PNG>vroid is how things usually go

>>27074352
If I sent 200$ would you ERP or do lewd stuff with me?

>>27074458
This is actually a really good list. Especially for considering Lumi.
Remove isn't ESL though? He just screams a lot.
The rest seem accurate (Azu because of his design and everyone drooling over it) but I don't watch Jay and had to drop Ain because of the motormouthing.

>>27074604
those are just /wvt/ now

>>27074051
>most creative ain
I don't mean to be rude but how exactly?

>>27074748
dm me and find out

>>27074748
she gives it out for free in the back

>>27074826
i would do it, but i wouldnt want to upset her by making her think people see her that way, shes very lovely

>>27075089
im sloth...

>>27074814
she can always think of something really transformative to say or something to say that really adds value to the experience

>>27074780
they still started here so i count them as /asp/ies

>>27075173
i dont believe you, i just cant, and i wouldnt want to hurt her shes a cutie, i want to eat her up

/asp/ went from praising and adoring Ain to being more negative towards her. what changed?

>>27075479
xia became the new flavor of the month

>>27075457
id be happy if people saw me that way

I'm writing a poem for xia. I'm so embarrassed ...

>>27075479
some schizo just wants to sow conflict which is funny because xia and ain seem to be friends now

>>27075667
anon... please... stop... you're hurting my gosling heart ToT

>>27075830
sorry...

>>27075773
no different from literally anywhere else on the board then

>>27075479
Same happened with dog, it's the circle of life. You can only be king of the crabs for too long before they turn on you. I give Xia a month.

>>27075907
i wish i wasnt a viewer i would groom you like you groom your dog (headpats)

>>27075479
I still like Ain a lot. It's just one schizo that's doing it for fun. You can even tell his heart's not really into it.

>>27075773
I'm so glad they are getting along! Xia is so kindhearted and good-natured... She really is the best. I want her to sing me to sleep..

>>27072988
>1) you're a cheapskate
You pretty much described everyone here. There's maybe 3 or 4 chuubas that have a dime to their name/real jobs and everyone else is a poorfag.

>>27073250
You can get some amazing Booth models for under a hundred dollars. I'd say with Etsy and Booth (or Skima for 2D) you can have a high quality channel appearance-wise for about a hundred dollars or less, and that's not even taking into account all the free assets out there.

Even assuming you don't go 100% free assets but aren't good enough to make your own and still want some high quality assets, you can get themed overlays or backgrounds for 10 dollars, a pack of themed sub badges for 5, Panels for 5, etc and just spend the rest on a Booth model and customize the colors (and possibly the model if you're willing to learn) for fairly cheap and end up with a really nice looking channel.

>>27076675
Xia seems like a whore though. I don't want her behaviour rubbing off on my pure Ain.

>>27076675
it just shows how mature xia is. she doesn't let the schizos drag her down and networks instead. this is GMI behavior

>>27076467
People constantly praised dog even after he left an defended him from what seemed like literally one or two schizos that just wanted to stir shit and make up random bullshit about him. It isn't even remotely the same.

>>27073653
who is the most talented /asp/ie? Dog, good all around entertainer with art buff
the most GMI /asp/ie? Dog for reasons above
the most creative /asp/ie? Jay or Mashi skill wise
the most talkative /asp/ie? Ain or Elliot
the most annoying /asp/ie? Hes or Azu
the most successful /asp/ie? Lumi or Lex
the most sex /asp/ie? Primrose for voice and Konrad for design, assuming witch is included
the most ESL /asp/ie? Alto with no contest
and the most forgettable /asp/ie? That one white haired guy with tan skin and glasses who selfposts every time he goes live without fail and nobody mentions him despite that

>>27072988
I'm a pngtuber because I've been using my character on youtube since before pngtubers were a thing and really like my character.
That being said I am looking into getting a 3D version exclusively for livestreams and whatnot.

>>27077247
You're describing the exact same situation that's happening right now.

>>27077254
Mr. Big Crunch....

>>27077247
It's not the same because dog never got put on a pedestal and worshipped the same way Ain did with goslings. People defended him afterwards because /asp/ies started becoming friends with him, whereas crabs and schizos towards Ain and Xia are probably viewers mostly.

>>27077247
you're the ain schizo lol. there's no attitude shift in this thread it's literally just you samefagging like the dog schizo did.

Xia my beloved.

>>27077254
>the most forgettable /asp/ie
>That one white haired guy with tan skin and glasses who selfposts every time he goes live without fail
my sides

>>27078018
Who is that even.

>dog
Trans rights!

>>27078606
here we go again

this thread went to shit. stop trying to divide xia and ain. they are both talented in their own unique ways. ain can talk about anything for hours without end in sight and xia sings like an angel. why would they compete with each other for the same 10 viewers in /asp/? it's a crazy concept but /asp/ can have 2 incredibly talented and entertaining streamers at the same time.

I want to suck dog's cute cock!

>>27078635

this isnt even a controversial opinion though?

the people who attack them spun it up immediately with no other reason because its everyones first assumption hearing her speak and pretty believable

the people who defend them dont even contradict it? they just seem to give up usually and say something like, 'who cares either way' which is just passively accepting it. and ive never seen anyone say that they're obviously not ftm

then its not even like being ftm is bad, theres something very obviously wrong and dangerous about mtf people in a way i dont think anyone cares about for ftm people

>>27077254
>and the most forgettable /asp/ie? That one white haired guy with tan skin and glasses who selfposts every time he goes live without fail and nobody mentions him despite that
he's pretty good too. very unfortunate.

>>27077894
Why the fuck would I be the Ain schizo? I don't care about Ain regardless of what happens, I don't watch her. I'm just saying this really isn't the same as what happened with dog.

>>27078831
Drop the Xia karaoke recording.

Sorry I'm not trying to crab but Ain is talented? She just talks well, which is a given for anybody who wants to even mildly make it as a streamer. And Xia is good at singing, sure, but you guys are making her out to be the first and last of a generation. She's not that good, just better than anyone here, which is a low low standard. Stop putting people on pedestals and crabbing will stop. Love for both the girls.

>>27079203
shut the fuck up already schizo

>>27079307
You're really underselling Xia and I think it's pretty obvious you have some other motive with this post.

>>27077089
Ok, maybe that's the criteria I should have been filtering by from the start, who are the rich aspies

BAD THREAD
BAD THREAD

>>27079203
'literally one or two schizos that just wanted to stir shit and make up random bullshit about him'
Literally describes this scenario as well. Stop crabbing.

>>27079307
you are crabbing

>>27079307
>"Sorry I'm not trying to crab.."
>proceeds to crab