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What if your general was not just a general but a nation, devoted to your oshi and their will? Enter this general where the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as countries interacting with each other through means peaceful and militant alike!

Honest Warmongers edition

Interactive map:
https://vtwbg.github.io/

CURRENT GOAL:
- Maps!

>Note that the map isn't set in stone.
>Greentexts of your generals' lore in /vt/ land are much appreciated.
>Flags made for the region your oshi rules over are also appreciated.

THREAD REP TRIPCODE
>/∞/: !XcNdwMsONs, !np2UIvxwi. (backup)
>/pcclg/?: !!S9vZSg00/Br
>/meat/: !!J7IsvbPoQE1

CLIMATE & TECTONICS POSTS (AIDS LORE/PLACEMENT):
Ocean Currents
https://rentry.org/rvqz9
Weather Systems
https://rentry.org/nnvbx
Climate Analysis
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-climate
Tectonic Plates and their Movements
https://rentry.org/dmkyc
Geologic Provinces
https://rentry.org/ztaf99

FLAG POSTS
https://rentry.org/ah74h

LORE ARCHIVE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HM_UK-qNKXQgFH-ixcWsCC3oAgBnFrxCKRPXdKiPMwQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Anchor post for any story/map/lore. Please reply here for archival purposes. Anchored posts in the last thread will be archived within a day.
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>http://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!
Please also report if there's outdated/missing lore in OP!

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Anchor post for issues to be voted on next time.

>Vote Results
https://rentry.org/44do6
https://rentry.org/np9ke
>Bylaws
https://rentry.org/kuygt
>Vote post archive
https://rentry.org/ofx2x

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CURRENT PROMPTS
Feel free to submit your own prompts to inspire others!

>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?
>Superstition/Folklore
What sort of superstitions/folklore do your nation's people have, as in, are there things that the people believe in or things they think they know to be real that are not real on a meta level? What are omens of good or bad fortune? What mythical monsters lurk in the forests, or in the depths of the sea? Do some foods or materials have to be prepared in a certain way before they are seen as fit to use?
---
>Special
We are making a /vtl/ team! Here are the current suggestions:
https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg
Feel free to suggest and add to it!

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>>27060976
Yeah, I guess /meat/heads will have to take bookkeeping rather seriously that way, given that fleshgrafting tend to be done on more "valuable" individuals.
>mfw /meat/ is well-equiped to adopt scientific method

>>27061882
I can see a stopgap solution...

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>>27062704
Official HoloEN Myth strength rankings are out.

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I watched a video and now I wonder if it is possible for the Hickorypuff Family to implement apple juice glass bombs as weapons of war.

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>>27062477
Yes, and efforts to prevent cross-contamination must also be taken very seriously. It was mentioned that the mushroom can only spread orally so of course there's no problem simply grabbing the mushrooms, but touch anything before washing your hands and now there are dormant spores everywhere. Touch something that's been contaminated then touch something you're going to eat and oops, infected! Fungi spores can survive up to an entire year even with unfavorable conditions, so any breach of containment or improper handling would quickly become a ticking time bomb -- a pandemic just waiting to happen, especially since a lot of /meat/'s medicine relies on their chuubanite, which the mushrooms are immune to. You're becoming a whole lot of cannibal scientists, is what you are.

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Hey bud, I think you got the wrong door. The peace club's two blocks down.

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wth is this? bizzaro vtwbg?

>> No.27064104

>>27063958
Old bread's stale

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Bye bye old bread. With that thread, the conversation dies.

>> No.27064455

Pomerlane-senpai and Rose-senpai, voice ONEGAI

>> No.27064487
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>> No.27064527

Man… I increasingly regret posting my voice online for all the reasons no one would expect.

>> No.27064584

>>27064527 (me)
Also when did I become anyones senpai?

>> No.27064756

>>27062477
I mean, just use horses on rails to pull carts…

>> No.27064981
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>>27062477
Why so complicated when simple work?

>> No.27065014

>>27064584
Ok, I will call you Pomerlane-sama.

>> No.27065054

>>27064527
I hope that anon will calm down soon…

>> No.27065085
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you all can fight over pomerlane kek. Im loyal to my rose senpai

>> No.27065114

>>27064455
On /NijiEN/, vocaroos are only posted on the 10th page. Now is not the time

>> No.27065222

>>27064455
>>26261313

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>>27036270
Oh silly Risuners... you do know that we would've given you a map or sent you a guide if you asked right...?

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>>27064487
>>27065085
I'd call you a hoot, but I think it would confuse the hoomans.

>> No.27065542

On another note, I’ve been thinking about writing about the kindred pregnancy cult as it has been spreading at an incredibly alarming rate. Any thoughts?

>> No.27065719

>>27065542
Do it, Aloucreep serial killers are on my todue list

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>>27065351
don't worry about it

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>>27065542
I have no opinions on this whatsoever as I'm both male and completely asexual. I don't understand the appeal, so I can't help you with this one. I'm sure you'll do good work on it, though! Good luck!

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>>27065260
well. we wanted to run around in the forest anyway so its all good.
>>27065351
ironic that the risuner is the loyal one and not a whore. also where the fuck is that vocaroo ive been searching the fucking archives for like 10 minutes now

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>>27065865
It's kind of funny, but it also kind of makes sense.
"goodnight" is one word, not two. Have fun searching, I suppose. Hope you don't get disappointed.

>> No.27066188

>>27065865
Anon, scroll up

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give me 10 minutes guys.

>> No.27069147

Cant wait to see Pomerlane senses tactics in battle. Did you come up with them yourself?

>> No.27069434

>>27069147
I wouldnt write something based on my own theories that I could never see done in the field. Yes they are real. But I am also not telling you who used them unless you do your reps. ;)

>> No.27071015

>tfw you create so much humidity via sweat in your safety goggles it blinds you.
I'm going to have to buy safety glasses later. I tried soaping the goggles. I'm not going to buy defogger for $3 cheap ass goggles.

>> No.27071201

>>27071015
What do you need safety glasses for?

>> No.27071291

>>27071201
Safety

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Tomorrow my day off. Will post more hooman stuff and start up encounter with nasa. You lot are all cool btw just a reminder.

>> No.27072085

>>27071201
Weeds grew too high from the week of flash floods. I have to cut them in layers before I can grind them down with the mower.

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>>27072045
Of course we are cool. We have a cool owlshi after all!

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>>27072045
Sounds alright, if you need to know anything just ask.

>> No.27073586

>>27072045
Any questions to /nasa/ before your border check pat downs?

>> No.27074180

>>27073586
your going to pat us? sounds like fun. Anyway for an actual question did you ever figure out what your foods are? I know you got peridot for gemstones.

>> No.27075642

Come up with ideas for a /vtwbg/ iceberg

>> No.27076239

>>27075642
something something weird fetishes at the bottom

>> No.27076401

>>27075642
Surface
>/meat/ deiphagy and cannibalism
>Rosebuta will turn you into plants
Mid-depth
>Flesh and Bones Conspiracy
Under the ice berg
>Risu nuts are actually sperm

>> No.27077126

>>27074180
For crops outside the greenhouse we have mostly typical staple cold European crops. Snow peas, carrots, kale, brocolli, etc. I had a post of nuts but forgot to archive. Nuts are mostly cold climate nuts like walnuts, chestnuts, heartnuts, etc. For fruits we have snownerries, an alien plant, blackberries, and whatever fruits we can grow in the greenhouses (apples, pears, oranges,). Inside the greenhouse we have most crops found in typical grocery stores since they're engineered to perfection. For grains we have mostly wheat outside. We do have other grains inside. However we don't produce as much of those as wheat. Which is why most of our alcohols are wheat beers.

Obviously bread is a very sacred food in /nasa/. Every Sanalite is required to know how to bake bread to live in NASA. Also we use ground sugar beets for sugar instead of sugarcane. For meat we just now started raising chickens and cattle traded from other countries. The KFP mountain chickens make their home here. And the fuzzy highland cows from /rrat/ can tolerate the cold better than others. We thought about yaks, but yaks need high altitudes. Wild game is nice with elk, caribou, birds, and other abundant snowy game. We're prospecting the wetlands and rivers to see if we can catch edible fish. There are woolly mammoths. As much as we would like to hunt them the schizos drove them to near extinction. So they're protected. Do not hunt mammoths.

>> No.27077499

>>27075642
Top level
>Kindred are horny
Somewhere on / close
To the surface
>Kindred sex cult
>something about Pomerlane

>> No.27077726

>>27076401
>Risu nuts are actually sperm
dyrbi?

>> No.27079068

>>27077499
No, the cult is for pregnancy. Sex isn't a cult that's just what Kindred do for funsies. The Holy Kingdom probably has church-mandated orgies in the streets.

>> No.27079643

>>27079068
I mistyped, I need some sleep

>> No.27079810

>>27075642
Final layer
>Nijisanji acceleration
>/meat/ is right

>> No.27080393

Do Risuners have adequate cold protection? Even /nasa/'s summer nights gets chilly.

>> No.27082711

Bump. Are Risuners still here? I don't want you to freeze in /nasa/.

>> No.27083802

>>27063283
Does he have tar? He could probably make a molotov cocktail out of ethanol.

>> No.27084025

Risuners going to nasa are more or less cold protected. And yeah risuners when they cum, refer to it as "nutting" so nuts does mean creampies as well. Nut exchanges can either mean food exchange or literal sex. Remember everyone to have sex with squirrels.

>> No.27084394

>>27084025
Good because there's not enough Sanalites nor bread dogs to snuggle up against for warmth. And no you cannot have sex with bread dogs.

>> No.27086414

risuner fluffy tails

>> No.27086651

>>27086414
good post. unfortunately i don't know what it says as i've accidentally installed the /meat/ font replacing "times new roman" and everything is in runes

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>>27086651
i'm not kidding, send help

>> No.27086715

>>27086651
Dangerously based.

>> No.27086732

>>27086710
based.

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>>27086710
You are my sworn enemy.

>> No.27087282

>>27086871
yaoyotl

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Man, it's kinda boring now that civil war is over. We have basically no direction...

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>>27087466
Oh no, you have to just worldbuild like sane people instead of shitting yourselves over what an unsolvable narrative corner you've written your country into!
When the Deadbeat-Lunaito Arctic base is established we'll come visit.

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>>27087583
More like we won't worldbuild at all. Mark my words, this is how /nasa/ drifts away.

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>>27087466
you could try developing some of the lore regarding folktales and religion, /nasa/ rep has been hinting at it but never really done anything about since we wrote that story a few months ago.

>> No.27088209

>>27059027
ty nijichad for helping me come up with the idea, and for defending and building upon it in my absence. i figure it might be worth thinking of a cure as well, at some point. i would like it if it was just as painful and inconvenient to get it removed as to have it stay, but i'm too tired from a long, eventful day to actually articulate any of it. see you later hopefully.

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>>27087717
You can't drift away, the gravity is too strong dumbass.

>> No.27088283

>>27088209
ooh, actually, it didn't take much effort. we know heat can kill it pretty effectively. i'll leave it there for now.

>> No.27088455

Speaking of the niji cannibalism enthusiast. You describe comfydants in your overview as being half a step away from being /meat/heads. Do they actually share any theological similarities or was it mostly a cannibalism joke?

>> No.27090269

bump

>> No.27090426

>>27063801
Well, /meat/ already knows a fair bit about keeping things hygienic (mostly by experience given by the amount of body-opening they do), so that shouldn't be too difficult to adapt to. Cannibal scientists have a nice ring to it, though. I also don't think /meat/ chuubanite is ever meant to be antifungal to begin with

>>27088249
I mean, I AM pretty dense...

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From: Lieutenant Justicia Kinui, Temporary encampment, Uuuuing Forest
To: Liliko Kinui, Tibium, Moriji

Hey sis!

You're lucky to get this, I'm sending this along with my report to the Admiralcy, I guess you can figure out how much fun I'm having based on how much of the letter you get gets expunged!

So, we spent some time in the Hooman Republic, which was a ton of fun. I totally want to take you some day, I bet by the time I get around to that they'll take tourists on those hot-air balloon rides, that was *amazing*. I know how much you like hiking, but having all that... Empty just below you, it's totally different from standing on the top of a mountain, you gotta try it.

Anyway, we did some other stuff there, it really felt more like being a part of a tourist group with really excited and hormonal school kids... Oh, those tree rrats are a handful. They're fun to have around, but it's work, I gotta be honest. Still, compared to being sent off in the Nijisea to hunt pirate bounties this is basically a vacation.

Oh, there was that one Hooman,he was called Rémy... A real cutie, I think you'd like him. He's not so tall compared to our brother, but he was really well-built, and so thoughtful and intelligent. Heh, him and Desuvius really, really didn't get along, it was funny. Well, anyway, if you're wondering, he kinda kept his distances, being professional and all that, nothing happened... I think we'll see him again on the way back.

So, long story short, the squirrels managed to get through the Republic without getting stabbed more than once, which is honestly a decent result. We continued on toward the sapling forests and ho-ly Mori, I mean you know that's why I'm here, but what a fascinating place. The leader of the Risuner group meeting with the saplings, Hamdani, she's really nice, hot as hell too, but pretty single minded. Well, that's almsot a racial trait ain't it? Say it with me, "gems and nuts" hahaha. Well to be fair to her, she seems to also be interested in the forest's magic chuubanitic effects as well, but for now she's more worried about looking into the Sapling's food and nuts (both kinds) than that. Not I, I wanna know more about those Saplings!

1/2

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>>27090723
So the big thing I found it that their chuubanite has an affinity for plant life. I mean, fucking duh, right? But it's confirmed now, I planted my tester nails into the dirt, a beetle I grabbed, some sand, water, a tree, grass, an apple, and the flora is definitely where it accumulates, but there's also plenty of it everywhere. We're still quite far out near the edges of the forest, apparently the concentrations ramp up quickly as you go deeper, similar to the Underworld's chuubanitic gradient. I think we'll probably end up going a bit deeper before we leave, but Sapling chuubanite reportedly acts a lot quicker than ours, almost impossibly so. The psychoactive effects are very light compared to Mori-type chuubanite, but the physiological effects are pronounced. We've been wearing our Death Masks constantly, and the Hoomans gave use lead amulets that are helping too. We expected this, so we packed low-con Masks for this mission, and I think they're helping, but based on the measurements I'm getting, they'd probably get overwhelmed if we went too far into the forest.

Ahh I'm rambling, anyway what I was saying is that the Sapling process seems too quick to be only the body responding to the chuubanite, like with us Deadbeats. It's more like, the chuubanite changes something in the body, do you know what I mean? And it's a huge change too. Those saplings, they're not just looking like plants, as far as I can tell that's genuine chloroplasts in their leaves, I grabbed one that fell from one of their antlers and put it in my herbarium, I'll have to look at it under the Academy's microscope once I'm back, or maybe I can use one from a Hooman university. So, that's kinda crazy, right? A whole-ass different life kingdom. It's kind of the ultimate denial-of-area defense, unless someone built a fully chuubanite-proof suit, and I don't see how to do that without a solid shell of gold all over yourself, or something ridiculous like that. The good thing is that it's a localized phenomenon, so I don't think they can weaponize it. And I don't think they'd want to! Those saplings have been quite nice so far. I'm just hoping that sexy Risuner bitch doesn't test them too hard.

The other thing I wanna do is quantify how much growth assistance this local chuubanite provides. Risuner chuubanite is pretty powerful in that regard. I'm a bit scared of cutting any trees, wouldn't wanna chop off someone's dad, but the Hoomans told me cutting down tree is done occasionnally, so I'm hoping I can find some stumps like that to establish tree-ring number to trunk diameter trends, I've got all my results from my research in the Risuner lands so I'll be able to make direct comparisons.

Sooo yeah, you can't really send me a message where I am, but if you send any letters to Captain Gustus through the Hooman Republic's Moriji embassy, I'll be able to read them when I get back! Well, that's if Hamdani doesn't get us in trouble I can't get us out of.

Lots of love sis, I miss you a ton!

Your favorite garlic-grower,
Justie

2/2

>> No.27090793

>>27061607
Please anchor >>27090723 >>27090755 under https://rentry.org/wgfvd#hamdani-logs-ch2
Sapling love, Hooman love

>> No.27092397

bump.

>> No.27094049

bump

>> No.27098394

>>27086710
This post reeks of blood and cocoa

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>>27098394
>not adding spice to your blood coffee
ngmi

>> No.27101609
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alright retroanon back from the dead, works been super bitchy last few days so i missed quite a lot of stuff, last time i was in here was when the risuner talked about fucking his cousin. can someone catch me up on what i missed?

as for sanalite and meatbro, i continued our stories, tho not much since i am still super tired and burned out from work but i did not want to make you wait any longer.

>> No.27101915

>>27101609
Let's see, /nasa/ ended the civil war so now cuntnallite is doomposting, tensions in the nijicontinent are ramping up as Pomerlane accumulates scan feats faster than a comic book character, and Rosebud has a bunch of kino biology in the works.

>> No.27102071

>>27101915
oh god you just remidned me... its been over 3 days wich means i missed like 20 new pomerlane chapters...

>> No.27102221

>>27101609
It's fine, take your time. I know the feeling of burnout well. I did make a reply as well, although I think this is a pretty good point to fade out the rest of the scene and move onto the next one

>> No.27102858

>>27102221
oh don't misudnerstand, i am not burned out form writing, i meant i am just super tired fromw ork right now so having a hard time thinking and writing atm.

also i looked into the archive to try and catch up on some of the stories that i missed and... archive anon what you is immense worke of great importance and not aknowledged and thanked enough

but the archive is an absolute mess, could i please reorganize it?

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>>27102858
Just looking at that post, please get some rest before you reorganise anything...

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>>27103001
yeah i am headed for a nap

but i would love to reorganise the archive, i actually would enjoy that greatly

>> No.27103511

>>27103200
You'll have to ask whoever made the archive doc to add you in, but yeah it really does need some reorganising

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>> No.27105522
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Good morning. Are we ready for WAR!

>> No.27105773

>>27105522
WARanon?

>> No.27105861

>>27104855
HoloEarth to vt is like Asgard to Niflhelm

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>>27061823
I told you WARanon. Pomelance seems to be just as much into WAR as you. I would love to see you two in a sparring match to see who could best each other in a fight. Or perhaps even have you two battle it out with your armies. Wait, do you have an army WARanon?

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Oh yeah today is the day we get to have SEX WITH SPACE AUSSIES

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Good morning. It would see that Rosemi has decided to back me up on my recent claim towards her being a Goddess of Creativity. I've woken up to a pretty cool ARG that she's making. I love my oshi.

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>>27106294
Hello darling! Please feel free to make me resemble pic related whenever you please.

>> No.27106593
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Risu streaming. See you all later. Especially you spacemen

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>>27105773
I am Pomerlane-Anon.

Here is Chapter XX of the Saga, it is about the opening moves of Magnus's army. https://rentry.org/yn6t2

>> No.27106809

>>27106294
You do know that Gods can share multiple attributes, like Selen, Pomu and Sonny are all gods of Chaos. I should have said that yesterday but I forgot.

>> No.27107166

>>27106809 (me)
Let's agree that Pomu, Millie and Rosemi are all goddess of Creativity.

>> No.27107339

>>27106294
Just saw the ARG Rosemi made, looks interesting!

>> No.27108518
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well then i will proclaim my goddess to be a goddess of creativity too, lumi has one of the msot unique takes on streamoverlay with her onobot chat. has a feature where she gltiches mitdstream into different models depending on factors like mood ect., worked with an artist together to create a lore comic of herself (https://imgur.com/a/RJyFViH)) and also created an ARG that she just silently uploaded and continued even when no one even seemed to notice it. (picrel)

she is also goddess of hard work because she streams koyori level of times while also having an actual mainjob and is also a goddess of perseverance because she has finished every single game she has played so far.

>> No.27109020

>>27108518
Well to be clear, what we were talking about was the NijiEN pantheon, which Lumi isn't in. That's why there was a debate between us on the matter. I like Lumi and I agree with you. She should also be something like Athena, the Goddess of Strategic Warfare.

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Chapter XXI: "Old Cranky's" trouble in the Southwest.

https://rentry.org/ccsbv

If you cannot entirely understand what is going on, Good, thats the Fog of War.

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>>27109020
i saw a chance to praise my chuuba and i took it, i regret nothing

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FINALLY FOUND WHAT RISUNER BUILDINGS WOULD LOOK LIKE! This is actually perfect. They are capable of building but of course it would not be perfect and fits with the primitive theme. It actually fits almost perfectly why did i not see this before. Actually......risuners act like them in a lot of ways as well.

>risu streaming
>"im against trees now "
>"stop planting trees"
risu......

>> No.27109527

>>27108518
I keep thinking of PC's Lumi while reading your post

>> No.27109932

>>27109217
you absolutely should though! Lumi is great!

>> No.27110017
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https://rentry.org/xmsdk8
Chapter XXII: Pomerlane's Opening Moves

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>>27109527
how could you confuse them? i am of course talkign about the one true lumi!!!!

got nothing against lumi tho, she is nice too

>> No.27111299

Pomerlane Chapter XXIII: the Road to Schwarzbach
https://rentry.org/fpdux2
This ends my work on the Saga for today, tomorrow will come a major battle that you will not want to miss.

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>tries to make a cool looking settlement in genshin
>realizes you can barely place shit
>doesnt wanna farm for hours just to be able to place more shit
fuck it ill use roll20 or something

>> No.27111938

Why is there no suspense in your Saga, Pomerlane anon? Not trying to anti, but you've made it clear that he will clearly destroy this army thanks to the way things go. Why couldn't the Dragoons have more success either? It just feels too easy...

>> No.27112079

>>27111938
It's all a buildup for the inevitable DBZ fight between /here/ chuubas

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>>27112079
/here/ chuubas in a battle royale? oh shit.

>> No.27112270

>>27111938
not him, but that's basically every story.

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If you are still here /2434/ rep, I made the map.
>>27061607

>> No.27112772

>>27111938
Thanks for the criticism, but I want to try to address something.
1. Just because there is in fighting and things aren't going the way for the allies doesn't mean it is a clear victory.
2. I guess I will have to spoil; the Dragoons are going to have major success soon.
3. One major victory isn't going to end the war. There are a lot of enemies on all fronts and even if Schwarzbach is a rout; that's one army beaten. 4 remain as well as reserves and reinforcements.

>> No.27112932

>>27112772 (me)
It's not like Magnus is going to see Pomerlane win a major victory and pack up his bags saying "Well, the war is over." This isn't straightfoward. Pomerlane won't have successes everywhere and he might loses some battles.

>> No.27113193

>>27112207
Nijis having a breakout until a bunch of /here/ /asp/ies and indies like Kiki appear to send them home

>> No.27113328

>>27113193
>Assuming Reimu won't come in here and do battle like she does in our general.

>> No.27113655

Lore question
If the major chuubas like Holos and Nijis already have their own heavenly realm Asgard loke HoloEarth, why would they even come down here to this shithole realm?

>> No.27113677

>>27112772
Oh I see, I am just not good at understand military stuff. I have this idea in my end that one major battle ends a war from stories.

>> No.27113703

>>27087466
I'm lorebanned until July 25th. Use the lore that we have to write a story. You can write about how Sanalites worship Sana. I hinted at bread being a sacred food for Sana. I swear I will never rewrite stuff you write unless there's a logic error or something minor.

>> No.27113728

>>27113655
Do Nijis even have that? Holos do I know but I don't think the same is true for Nijis.
Also, a ghost, a demon and a fairy visiting the world makes sense lore wish given their attributes.

>> No.27113823

>>27113728
As the rep for said fairy and ghost, I am being strict about it, limiting it to dreams, because I refuse to exploit or cop out using anything more.

>> No.27113847

>>27113728
But we're not the mortal realm. That would be surface level communities like twitter and youtube
We're the Tartarus and Gehenna of vtubing fandom

>> No.27113992

>>27113823
Still going too far if they are actually coming into dreams.

>> No.27114009

>>27113847
Maybe it's like Fight Club
Sure youre living the cushy life in heavenly penthouse
but once awhile you wanna visit the underbelly and beat up some fags without any criticism

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Risu is here to collect nuts

>> No.27114067

>>27113992
>Still going too far if they are actually coming into dreams.
I fail to see how a Goddess appearing to someone in a dream and just telling them "Do this or that for me" is anything more than me using it as a plot driving device. It's not like Pomu is coming in and saying "Yeah, if you attack here you will win easy."

>> No.27114171

>>27113847
The thing is that there is nothing in NjisanjiEN lore that dictates that. There is no HoloEarth or anything. From what I have read from their reps, they are being very responsible with it and have formed their own sort of dynamic.

>> No.27114178

>>27114067
>>27113992
>>27113823
how about have them physically being here but disguised as a commoner
It's how Risu and Reimu does it usually

>> No.27114207

>>27113703
>>27087466
Continuing
Why don't you write a story with your own Sanalites about exploring the wetlands to the coast and documenting the wildlife? Again I'm not going to touch anything you write. I can only make suggestions. The 30 day loreban is because I took and destroyed your idea. You write what you want and I'll anchor.

>> No.27114217

>>27114178
That's sort of how it is portrayed with the idea of Ghosts and Fairies commoning in as changelings. They aren't throwing lightning or anything crazy, but they are more connected to the world than other deities.

>> No.27114282

>>27114171
It doesnt have to be an actual canon NijiEarth. As long as they are in their own godly realm far from the common followers

>> No.27114295

>>27114178
>Reimu
She is actually /here/? Her out of all people?

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>>27090755
>occasionnally
haha

>> No.27114334

>>27114295
She accidentally broke her disguise once

>> No.27114353

>>27114282
>As long as they are in their own godly realm far from the common followers
That is actually messing with the lore of Vox and Fulgar if I am not mistaken. That's the problem, we can't apply this the same way.

>> No.27114374

>>27114353
Wait what? Dont tell me they are actually here?

>> No.27114442

>>27114374
Vox isn't but he visits the dreams of Kindred and non-Kindred sometimes too. Fuuchan, I am not certain but I think that he does have something similar.

>> No.27114479

>>27114295
Yeah, she literally just shitposted in our general yesterday.

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Good morning! I actually got some sleep for once, but somehow this has made me more tired instead of less. I may be extra braindead today, so please forgive me in advance if I'm especially incomprehensible.
>>27088209
You're welcome! It was a fun conversation. "Curing" it by burning the mushrooms off makes sense to me.
>>27088455
It was mostly a cannibalism/ryona joke, since we do like to see our god helpless and writhing. But it was also a reference to the fact he's a corpo who very well may actually graduate from life one day. Bit of a morbid joke... He'd approve.
>>27090426
>spoiler
I think the /meat/anon was concerned about large concentrations of /meat/ chuubanite inside hosts stimulating antibiotic production in the host's body. I do not know enough about /meat/ to know if that makes any sense, I was just responding to his concerns.
>>27106294
Fuuchan has had an ongoing ARG since debut. Don't make me fight you too, senpai.
>>27113992
Speaking as one of Vox's reps, he can visit dreams because Kindred frequently actually talk about him visiting their dreams IRL. Non-Kindred anons have talked about it happening to them too, sometimes when they haven't ever actually watched a Vox stream before. Some of them have started watching him specifically BECAUSE they claim he visited them in their dreams. Combined with him essentially being an incubus in lore, it makes more sense for this to be an in-universe power of his than not.

>> No.27114599

>>27114178
Pomu likely does to but does it to play tricks on mortals as the devious fairy she is.

>> No.27114695

The hierachy goes as follows
>Vtuber Universe
Represents the chuubas own canon lore and their private behind the scenes network.
Not a single homogenous realm. Divided into multiple sub-realms according to their lore and networks.
Mori's underworld, Debi's home dimension, etc
>Mortal Universe
Represents surface communities like Twitter, Youtube, Reddit, Discord etc
This is where the chuubas actively interact with followers, believers, and spread their words.
>VT
The final level. Represents /vt/
Furthest from the Vtuber home dimension, we only receive second-hand interaction from them unless they are actually /here/

>> No.27114722

Think I am going to do a series of individual write ups on the Goddess (I am sure our femanon friends can do the same for the boys) in terms of Lore. Starting with Pomu, naturally. This whole idea is mainly for reference for people like myself who enjoy having such materials at hand.

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>>27114722
I've already been working on that as part of each kingdom's "Religion" section, but I can bump it up in priority and split the parts about the gods off into a separate doc. Should we compile it all in one rentry afterwards to archive as "NijiEN Pantheon" or something?

>> No.27115199

>>27115049
That's the plan, I am trying to figure out how exactly I want to write this as I go along so stay tuned.

>> No.27115279

NijiEN and NijiJP being different sub-pantheons remind me of how Hellenic and Roman pantheons split

>> No.27115429

>>27115279
I am going for EN being more Roman than Greek, that's sort of the concept to a degree.

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>>27109520
>the Risuner Deforestation Brigade is canon
DEFORESTATION BROS, IT AINT OVER YET!!!

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>>27106809
>>27107166
Well, yeah. That was my original idea. I assumed all three could be in charge of Creativity if we wanted to write it that way. That's why I always said "a Goddess of Creativity", never "THE Goddess of Creativity."
>>27107339
It does! It seems to be a WIP as well, so I'm excited to check back every so often.
>>27114598
>Fuuchan has had an ongoing ARG since debut.
Hey now, I was never discrediting that. I'm well aware of his ARG and I give him respect for that. Although I've never actually taken a look at it, to be honest. It never really interested me.

>> No.27115993

>>27114598
>spoiler
what?

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>>27115500
no....also i really like the fucking hilichurl architecture a lot. it makes pretty much perfect sense for risuners to have all that shit. fences, ladders, towers, dome houses and even how its built is nice. The wood is constructed enough to be sturdy but its not perfect. Thank you genshin for being based as fuck for once

>> No.27116360

>>27116019
How do you guys get ideas for the architecture of your nations? Is it just as simple as finding a fictional/irl culture that sinks up with it well?
I've been trying to figure out how Lunaito ships might look but I'm not that knowledgeable about ships or ship culture.

>> No.27116512
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Pomu Rainpuff: The Chaotic Fairy
https://rentry.org/pu7t8

See how you like it fellow reps, this is the style I was going for. (Inspiration means creativity traditionally.)

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>>27116360
Lunaitos still favors Late medieval tactics and arms so your ships would most likely have very pronounced fore and aft castles, where archers and crossbowmen can pepper any would be boarder and knights can have a fortified position to fight from.

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>>27116360
i just know history and see if any game or IRL thing resembles what you have in mind

>> No.27116672

>>27116512
>Pomu loves to interfere with the affairs of mortals through trickery and deception and is known to appear as a nymph or an old woman before people. It is said that where chaos is found, Pomu certainly had something to do with it herself. She also is known to visit the dreams of her followers, either in a sexual form or in a divine form of hope and inspiration
This goes against how vitubia work. Pomu isn't /here/. She isn't posting as herself /here/. This violates our universes metaphysically rules which were just outline.

>> No.27116787

>>27112673
THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS GREAT!!!

>> No.27116850
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>is known to appear as a nymph
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>> No.27116904

>>27116672
>No fun allowed unless you create something like chuubanite which we made up.
I am a holobro...This is annoying..

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/horni/ wildlife be like

>> No.27116965

>>27116360
i just looked a bit at whats common for what i wanted for /vrt/ beign based on the east india trading company and then form there add stuff i feel is fun and fitting for retro people

>> No.27116985

>>27116672
The nijireps have said multiple times that she and Reimu are actually here. Pomu appearing disguised as a random nymph or old woman because she's /here/ isn't any different from Risu walking among her people disguised as a commoner because she's /here/

>> No.27117083

>>27116904
Chuubanite has rules that were created. This is a slippery slope which I do not like.
>>27116985
Maybe, but unlike Kiki, they won't ever post her as themselves. Risu shouldn't be considered either just because she mentioned it on stream.

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>>27116985
Risu only comes out once a year. Anytime else shes in her temple.

>> No.27117167

>>27116904
I've never seen anyone use the term holobro non-ironically or to hide shitposting

>> No.27117181

>>27116672
for dreams, who knows whats truly a goddess appearing or just someone having a wank dream himself and the fact they lurk /here/ is pretty common at this point so them appearign disguised ect also makes sense.

no one bats an eye about risu appearing ocne a year to collect nuts or potentially hiding among her folk as a normal person

even /vrt/ is unsure if or if not lumi is actively in the retro thread wich is why its ambigious if she truly is in the sealed throne room of /vrt/ or if the bots are hiding something there and saying she is there

>> No.27117205

I think that there's a secret club in the Niji Capital where the incognito /here/ chuubas hang out in their avatars/disguise
Imagine being the poor schmuck who accidentally got in and started making anti comments

>> No.27117253

>>27116672
>>27117083
Am I not allowed to play around a little bit with this harmlessly? Tell me, where is a slippery slope with what I wrote when this is a Mythological piece that, while has facts in it, doesn't imply "Oh Pomu can destroy nations with her PP Energy."

FFS I just want to have a fun man.

>> No.27117348

>>27117253
>>27116672
Maybe this hierarchy can be used? >>27114695
She managed to do all those BUT in the surface community realm. The Pomudachis of the Twitterspace
While /vt/ Pomudachis only picked up the stories

>> No.27117650

>>27117348
Here's my issue with that as a writer, /vt/ is not isolated like that implies. For example, I can SC her on stream and talk in Public spheres but also post here.

Furthermore, that is just overcomplicating things where creatively liberties should be given to writers here to have some fun making stories and lore. It's our responsibility to not break the world with our stories as writers, but there should be some matter of trust given to the writer to uphold their end of that as well by the community. It doesn't just come to this, but everything we write must be written with that same principle. That's just my own opinion, however.

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>>27117167
That's definately someone trying to falseflag, so ignore them.

>> No.27117968

ok i read it over and i fail to see why this is a big deal to autists here, kind of like everything he does that gets blown out of propotion. for fuck sake, just let the nigger write and have fun

>> No.27118312

Pomerlane-sensei, is PP Energy a euphism for something?

>> No.27118437

>>27118312
It's called Pomu Power Energy. And yes, it is a dirty joke.

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For the newbies here the countries are meant to resemble 4chan thread culture. Only use stuff if there is not enough to go off of. NijiEN reps should have plenty but for me the risu thread is mostly dead and when its not its full of hornyposters.

>> No.27118470

>>27117205
>be Vshojo/Holo/Indie/Whatever nationalist-supremacist giga official/diplomat/merchant
>Business venture within the Niji capital
>Disgusted but you have to swallow your pride to squeeze these undermen's money dry
>Meeting over, badly need a break from breathing the same air as Pomudachis and those pig ents
>Horrid capital city with disorganized streets and poorly labelled signs
>Found your way in some back alley in the middle of some compound
>Saw a sign saying club
>Weird, there's a socialite venue located right here in the middle of nowhere
>Blames it on the Nijis being smoothbrained enough to think this is a good business strategy
>Whatever. Might as well get inside
>The place looks extremely vibrant and exclusive, in fact its much more spacious than the single alleyway you came from
>The chandeliers, fountains, and even... what is that? is that a mirror projecting a picture show? didnt know these Nijis know about the latest tech
>Sits at the bar and asks for a pint
>The bartender gives you the stink-eye and says you dont belong here
>The fuck is this faggot saying? Told him if he recognizes the uniform you're wearing
>He nods but affirms that this place is for exclusive members only
>very exclusive that not even the megatycoons, kings, emperors, nor shadow government are allowed (did he just casually dropped confidential infos like that?)
>Youre not gonna take any of that from some lowly bartender, you pull out your pouch and drop a vial containing a single tiny aphid sized shard onto the table
>a tiny piece of Kaguya Luna vtubium, extremely rare, worth an entire empire
>the bartender is impressed yet he only allows you stay for one visit
>youre dumbfounded. what kind of exclusive membership is this?!
>whatever, you received your drink and takes in the atmosphere
>there were 3 other people in the club
>a woman drinking from her mug. she appears to be inspecting some kind of... rectangular mirror device in her hands
>a little girl in purple dress reading a book
>a man throwing darts onto the wall, you noticed for a split second that he just looked at you
>what kind of status do they have to even be here?

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i still wonder how someone managed to garner hate in a writing thread for fun while others are literily screaming sex all the time and other nonsense

is it because he writes fast? because his story is written as a mythical work depictigg a past event as some super ideal thing that is not 100 percent true as how it happened instead of the fantasy novel style used by most?

who knows, all i know is that my oshi did some super sovlful impro karaoke today and i am super happy

>> No.27118582

>>27118556
It's mostly boils down to
"grrr your headcanon does not match my headcanon! anon hate!"

>> No.27118666

>>27118437
PissuLight.

>> No.27118677
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>be me
>come into this thread
>"make your nation based on your thread"
>my thread is full of hornyposters
>make the nation super horny with a culture developed around sex
Fucking kek

>> No.27118743

>>27118677
>be me
>come into this thread
>"Make a country off your thread"
>EN General is made up of schizos, Pomu posters, hornyposters and crazy shit
Can relate.

>> No.27118807

>Sit down at computer.
>Thinking about writing something.
>The dread of writing for /nasa/ then throwing it away overwhelms me.
>Move to bed to phonepost on WiFi instead.

I think the civil war arc broke me. I've lost enthusiasm writing for /nasa/. If I think about writing something exciting I fear I'll write myself in another hole. So I guess I'll write mundane stuff I guess.

>> No.27118878

>>27118666
If you know, you know all 3 members of LazuLight are pissfags unironically.

>> No.27118889

>>27118807
write about squirrel sex. were coming today for you.

>> No.27118962

>>27118807
Sounds like you need an editor or fresh blood in there

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Pomerlane, how do you plan on incorporating this into lore.

>> No.27119398

>>27119206
Just added her at Eldrich Demon tier with Pomu.

>> No.27120147

>>27118556
Us holobronies keep our schizos in our shitty threads, nijis are too generous, they have to share them around.

>> No.27120273

>>27120147
You should at least learn the terminology commonly used before you start falseflagging. You don't make yourself very convincing as it is.

>> No.27120453

>>27120273
Well, duh this specimen is called a Catalog Nigger. He hates everything and tries to start drama. Low IQ though...

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>>27120273
Who am I falseflagging as? I'm just making a joke. I think holobrony is a pretty funny term, my self worth is not so tied to my identity as a hololive fan that I am unable to use it kek.
Do we need to start using /joke tags...

>> No.27120495

>>27118889
>>27118962
Well, nobody else is interested. And the one Sanalite that was quit /nasa/. So maybe its time for me to resign if /nasa/ is condemned to mundanity. I thought about writing an AI lovestory but that turned into top 10 anime betrayals at the end of the civil war arc. I can write about ex-Principal mining. I can write about foreign relations. I can write about chuubanite research. However I fear that's all I'm allowed to write at this time because of the 30 day lore ban. The ban exists for a reason. I just have to figure out my limits on what I can and can't write within the ban.

>> No.27120569

>>27120495
>implying you need someone else to be interested
I've been writing 95% alone for my thread for the last month and a half, and I've been having a hoot. You're never alone as long as the other thread reps are here.

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>>27120569
same. Also your civil war is at an end. Rebuild, repopulate, get your fucking shit together [spoiler fuck squirrels [/spoiler] and find a way off the planet.

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>>27120495
Mate, I get it but it shouldn't be that way because no one else is interested. I am a rep for 8 chuubas and sometimes, I write shit that I want feedback on that I don't get.

But that's no issue for me, my advice: Just take some time off and think about it. Go over your writing and think about it hard. We are all here to support you, you want criticism? I'll read through and see what I can see as issues.

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>>27120665
> [spoiler fuck squirrels [/spoiler]

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>>27120665
i messed up the spoiler

>> No.27120787

>>27120495
If you're going to bitch and moan then leave. This project is not for you.

>> No.27120808

>>27116360
Given they're right in the core of the HoloEmpire, their technological ship level might be a bit ahead of their general tech level, since most seafaring holonations (/who/, /morig/, Hoshiyomis) are firmly in the late Age of Sail (full-rigged ships, frigates) tier, and being neighbour and allies would result in tech being traded. Your coast being onto an Arctic sea would probably reduce your naval tradition compared to a nation with more easily sailed waters.

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>>27116512
Good god, you write fast. I have it formatted more like a myth:
https://rentry.org/qor5x

Beneath this, there'd be another section with a significantly more factual account of worship rituals and the like.

>> No.27120905

>>27120850
You can format it the way you want, sis. It's really good and I like how it differs from mine. Keep it up!

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>>27110017
The Black Fleet and the Black Army, natural allies, or instant rivals?

>> No.27120977

>>27120927
Allies. We both like the darkness, heh.

>> No.27121002

>>27120665
Yeah we're not going to [spoiler fuck squirrels [/spoiler]. Also this planet is as hospitable as Earth. There's too many Sanalites here that don't want to leave even if we can fly.

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>>27120147
>Us holobronies keep our schizos in our shitty threads
the catalogue deems this to be a lie

share some schizos with us, we kinda scared our schizos away

>> No.27121044

>>27121014
>Scared them away.
we have full on gore posters in our EN general. I just think Niji ones are built different personally.

>> No.27121113

>>27121014
No no you see, every shitty catalog split our schizos make which bumps an actual good thread off the board is included in "our shitty" threads. This is what I call HoloLebensraum.

>> No.27121168

>>27120495
Aren't there pockets of Sanalites that decided to leave the base and the Grand Directive behind. Maybe you could write about some of them trying to make it work out there starting from scratch.
t.lurker

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A reminder

>> No.27121210

>>27120850
Your writing advice made me curious enough to click on this to see what your own writing is like. It's really good. I keep getting more jealous of the nijiEN team

>> No.27121248

>>27121210
They scare me. They are all amazing.

>> No.27121377

>>27121168
Yeah. After the great blackout where Sana stopped streaming for months many Sanalites took spacesuits and technology with them and left /nasa/. They could return to /nasa/ but they'll be stripped of citizenship for tech smughling and never be permitted to leave the country again. Jonathan is kind of a dick with his charged. He throws the book at you because he wants to set examples. Little does he know this clogs up the judicial system with cases and creates unfair plea deals.

>> No.27121387

Can someone explain the Sanalite problem to me? Is it unfixable?

>> No.27121431

>>27121387
they just need fucking meds and to write.

>> No.27121441

>>27121387
Rep needs to be hit with a brick every time he brings this shit up.

>> No.27121502

>>27121387
I'll put it this way, Pomerlane-anon gets schizo'd every day and has no issues while this one schizo'd himself into his mess.

>> No.27121530

>>27121431
>>27121441
>>27121502
Next weekend I'm putting up a vote to expel /nasa/'s rep from the project if he keeps this shit up.

>> No.27121657

>>27121530
Well he has a 30 day writing ban on him, so I don't know if that's necessary.

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>>27116672
Just wanna give my input as the Autism Prime of /vtwbg/. This is clearly established as a bit of ambiguous, unverifiable folklore that may or may not be true, but that people believe. This matches the perception we have of rrat-based /here/ chuubas where we think it might have been them posting something, but there is really no way to know for sure. This is fine.
It would be different if it was an objective narrated factual account describing Pomu coming down from the Heavens to lead armies, for thousands to see, I'd oppose that. But this Pomu lore is fine. It is in-line with the lore created for many ambiguously /here/ chuubas/gods, like Mori or Odin.
Reminder that if you want to have an incarnation of your deity in your world, you can have one, it just wouldn't be literally a god, just a person that shares its behavioral and aesthetic characteristics and who gets re-incarnated through chuubanite effects. This is the solution Lunaitos found to have a Hime at the helm of the Himedom, and I thought it was very elegant and effective while following the logic established in our setting.

>> No.27121684

>>27121657
It is if he doesn't shut the fuck up!

>> No.27121718

>>27121387
There is literally no problem, he's just incredibly anxious about doing anything. I think protestantism ruined him.

>> No.27121736

Having reps was never a good idea in the first place. The original justification behind having reps was to keep Kronii insanity filtered down to a single individual, but without Kronii's here there are only downsides with having reps.

>> No.27121744

>>27121718
>prot
Wat.

>> No.27121774

>>27121736
Well, reps are optional. /morig/ doesn't have one.

>> No.27121786

>>27121736
I'm going to need an explantion for what you mean bro.

>> No.27121790

>>27121657
Its a 30 day lore ban. I can still write stories. I just can't add or modify /nasa/'s backstory and lore. What I have is what I have. And I have to learn to write with that. Other Sanalites are free to write lore for /nasa/ if they care.

>> No.27121845

>>27121790
Explain to me what the overall issue for you has been. Give me a clear picture that I can sort through.

>> No.27121879

>>27121744
Is it a catholic church? Gotta be one of the too, the opium of the masses poisoned his brain.

>> No.27121970

I wrote a bit about the pregnancy cult https://rentry.org/gx6d6
I'm unsure if I wrote this decently or correctly

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i think /nasa/ might need a small break from /vtwbg/ as a whole not jsut some lore weird lore bans or whatnots. just striaght up be away from the thread for 4-5 days, i dunno, play some holocure or whatever, and just refresh a bit.

this is supposed to be a fun thing and not some mindbreaking chore you need to spend X amount of time daily like some job wether you like it or not.

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>>27121970
Very nice! Do you want to archive this as its own post, or would you prefer for me to link it in the Luxiem overview? Also, please tell me what you think of the kindred origin myth here >>27120850

>> No.27122040

>>27121970
You have a good base, but I would try to add more information or edit it. That's just me though. I personally don't know how I could write about this myself.

>> No.27122127

>>27122013
Unironically agree, I think /nasa/ as a whole wrote themselves into writer's block and made it too complex for themselves. I write a lot because I have nothing better to do at the moment.

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>>27121970
i love this, would be interesting to have some more stuff fleshed out how it went from just overenthuastic woman to full on cult

>> No.27122215

>>27121845
First I REEEd at Warhammer 40k references. Then he ignored the other Sanalite's ideas to write pointless lore for saving the Starchild he stole. The other Sanalite rage quits /nasa/ because of it. I decide to end the civil war arc with a boring bad ending because there was no justification for the lock down. This was also something the other Sanalite was trying to writing to end after I suppose to remove myself from the civil war arch. From one action to another this caused both myself and the other Sanalite to discard writing. Now /nasa/ seems so strict with what is and what is not allowed in writing that neither the rep nor I have interest in writing for /nasa/ anymore. The 30 day lore ban is to prevent me from making /nasa/'s rules stricter from my sheer autism to overcomplicate things. If I can't stop overcomplicating lore then I need to stop writing lore.

Therefore the ban is to force me to use what I have written and write stories with what I have. If I can't "just write" then I will leave the project.

>> No.27122299

>>27122215
Not "just write", ya gotta ">just write, nigger"

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>>27121970
Ah, if I could make some suggestions, by the way. Remember that events in Vitubia don't have to just be 1:1 factual retellings of things happening in the thread! In a land full of magic where Kindred are capable of quite literally looking like Vox, would the pregnancy cult still remain a purely theoretical fanfic writing club? Or would they actually be acting on these fantasies of theirs? Would there be a male Kindred or two on duty as the "avatar" of Vox constantly breeding sisters, keeping them pregnant and full with child all the time? And attempting to breed brothers. 3 or 4 times a day, every day. Maybe male members of the cult regularly make pilgrimages to Yamini to get magic wombs so they can also be properly bred, instead of just fantasizing about it. Perhaps the person on breeding duty rotates every few months, because even the male members of the cult want to be bred, so it'd be viewed as unfair to force them to top all the time?

>> No.27122436

>>27122040
>>27122179
I feel as though I could add some more onto it as well. I'll try and do some brainstorming and see what I can add and try and flesh it out a bit more
>>27122021
I'm not sure where this would best fit, maybe as it's own post once it gets fleshed out more?
I like what you have wrote! However, the connection of the kindred /here/ and the ones in the lore is a bit confusing. I think that this world is not directly connected to the world in Vtuber lore and it may not work, but I am not sure

>> No.27122487

>>27122436
It's a creation myth, so it's not entirely factual. This is simply what the Kindred believe about their god -- that he once ruled over them directly, and will some day return to rule over them again.

>> No.27122538

>>27122215
> If I can't stop overcomplicating lore then I need to stop writing lore.
My man, I just wrote about battle tactics like a pure autistic retard that hardly anyone will understand because of how autistically complex it is.

Now I must ask you this, what's stopping /nasa/ from not being so strict? I feel that is what is causing this. If /nasa/ wrote themselves into a position where this is going on, take a sledge and break down that wall. Destroying what you made might suck, but on top of it you can build a better structure.

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nasa just needs to fuck anything just get fucking laid

>> No.27122710

>>27122630
After
>Just write
We have
>Just fuck
Also Risuner, Justicia's sister wants to know if Hamdani will get her sister killed by starting the Sapling-Risuner war.

>> No.27122718

The other problem is there was a lot of ideas I had planned but in the end I could never get them to fit in the civil war arc. I wound up building things on things trying to justify the lock down. And that was a mistake. You do not write lore based on stories. You write stories based on lore. Because there was no logical justification for the lock down in the end by either of us I was left with one conclusion. This arc has to end with the principal resigning and losing his citizenship. You don't simply ruin the spring crop and cause ten thousands in fuel credits of manufacturing damage and get off scott free. It may have been a disappointing end, but it was the ending that made the most logical sense. I'm just trying to figure out what I can do to never make this writing mistake ever again. In the end it might just be with the fundamental problems with how /nasa/ lore was written. Which will be my fault if so. That's also why I ancored the disclaimer: "Anything not archived nor anchored in /nasa/'s lore is non-canon."

I still have some other things to write. There's still that /uuu/-/nasa/ encounter story I have to finish. Just waiting on Saplings to continue.

>> No.27122740

>>27122538
>My man, I just wrote about battle tactics like a pure autistic retard that hardly anyone will understand because of how autistically complex it is.
Not him, but your story isn't built on that autism you made. It's nice you made it for autists like yourself but no one actually needs to understand that side piece to understand your story.

>> No.27122909

>>27122538
I wrote this >>27122718 and didn't see this post. The TL;DR is I made a writing mistake and have to change my own writing habits which means becoming more disciplined.

>> No.27122932

>>27122718
>In the end it might just be with the fundamental problems with how /nasa/ lore was written.
Hmm, I haven't read much of the lore but what is the foundation of /nasa/'s lore itself. I also disagree with this
> You do not write lore based on stories. You write stories based on lore.
Stories are how you build lore up. In Pomerlane, I built all of this lore about Pomerania and stuff because of Pomu burning down villages in Minecraft. If you make stories that make sense and fit nicely into what is acceptable as lore, that is perfectly fine.

>> No.27123005

>>27122909
It is ok to make mistake though, I have made plenty of mistakes in my work that I have had to fix or retcon. You want to be more disciplined? Be willing to destroy whatever you spent a lot of time on without hesitation.

>> No.27123172

>>27122487
Ah, that makes more sense. I probably need some more sleep.
>>27122400
Thanks for the suggestions! I rather like them, and I will add on some more stuff to my writing

>> No.27123824

>>27122710
not if saplings respond to risuner scouts with positivety, which so far everything has gone super friendly

>> No.27123849

>>27123005
>>27122932
So far outside of the civil war arc /nasa/ has a fairly solid foundation. I still think the lore can be salvaged. However /nasa/ needs mythology and legends. Problem with that is I don't think /nasa/'s current lore allows that. The original idea is that /nasa/ crash landed on this planet with 60% of the station/ship destroyed and we have to figure out how to rebuild. The civil war arc happened because the Principal got cock blocked on his trade deals to other nations because council disagreed with him on the Grand Directive. The principal knows he does not have the manpower to wage offensive war for resources. That's why he tried trade. So Principal forced everyone outside the station to get fresh air for better or worse. In a way the civil war arc became just another set back for /nasa/ with very little progress made. Its still a historical moment. Sanalites for two and a half months had to live without the station. Problem is Sanalites are like zoomers addicted to modern technology. So lock downs backfired.

Anyway new stories can be written. Alex Jason Steele is going to better serve Sana mining for iron instead of shuffling papers. So stories will now happen outside the station instead of inside.

>> No.27124181

>>27123849
Why can't you have mythology? It would just be myths that you already had while traveling through space.

>> No.27124439

>>27124181
Not saying we can't have history. I just can't write history for 26 more days. Other Sanalites can write history if they want. I'll just stick with current events.

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>>27123849
i would personally prefer sex over the internet anyday. Isekai me to this world please so i can live my life eating bananas and fucking squirrels

>> No.27124493

>>27124439
Mythology is not the same as history. But you do you sanallite.

>> No.27124583

>>27124439
Fuck I'm retarded. By history I mean history of the ship. Not history of Star Fleet. Star Fleet's history may as well be irrelevant. Thinking about asking for the history to be removed from archives. But that's no good without history to replace it.

>> No.27124630

>>27124583
Sanalites having no desire to rejoin Star Fleet doesn't make information about Star Fleet magically irrelevant. I don't see the need to remove that.

>> No.27124734

>>27124630
I'm going to have to do a shit load of retcons on Star Fleet. The biggest retcon I plan is Star Fleet is not Sanalites.

>> No.27125206

Well anyway I'm done shitting up the thread. I'll figure out /nasa/'s history at the end of next month.

A different squad is going to encounter Risuners at the border checkpoint. They'll have a campsite ready for Risuners to stay the night before heading to Lammington Station tomorrow.

>> No.27125585

POV: You are a Dragoon on the frontline and you just took your compulsory war meds
https://youtu.be/ZWmSmXWsWpM

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>>27125585
looks like hotline miami + doom

>> No.27125783

>>27125585
POV: You are a Ryuguard mountaineer shooting those who entered your forest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4kaGPwNdDc

>> No.27125919

>>27125783
I thought Pomudachi were germs.

>> No.27125931

>>27125783
POV: You are a Kindred and dreaming of Vox
https://youtu.be/fgyqYVpCm-g

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Due to structural limitations, the /vt/ flavor of sòybeans cultivated on /morig/ are called negibeans.
Negibeans are an important protein source within Moriji cuisine, and a significant source of micronutrients such as calcium and iron. The white beans can be used in a wide variety of ways; among others, it is made into tofu, sauces and milk. Due to its high mineral content, this is a food that contains a relatively high amount of Mori-type chuubanite when cultivated on Moriji.
Added to the /morig/ Natural Resources document (and available for trade).
https://rentry.org/x99g4
nijis are preparing for war
bone niggas are eating beans

>> No.27126071

POV: You are living in Owl Republique
https://youtu.be/iLJNSD3H5sg

>> No.27126351
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Pomerlanius Rex, unser König und Herr,
der rief seine Soldaten allesamt ins Gewehr,
zweihundert Bataillons und an die tausend Schwadronen,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0lNtFh9Z6E
und jeder Grenadier kriegt sechzig Patronen.

"Ihr verfluchten Kerls", sprach seine Majestät,
"dass jeder in der Bataille seinen Mann mir steht!
Sie gönnen mir nicht Schlesien und die Grafschaft Glaz
und die hundert Millionen in Meinem Schatz."

"Die Kaiserin hat sich mit dem Franzosen allirt,
und das römische Reich gegen mich revoltiert,
die Russen seind gefallen in Pommern ein.
Auf, lasst uns sie zeigen, dass wir brave Landskinder sein."

"Meine Generale Schwerin Nund Feldmarschall von Quedlinburg ,
und der Generalmajor von Makrebolities sind allemal bereit.
Potz, Mohren, Blitz und Kreuz-Element,
wer den Fritz und seine Soldaten noch nicht kennt."

Nun adjö, Luise, wisch ab das Gesicht,
eine jede Kugel, die trifft ja nicht;
denn träfe jede Kugel apart ihren Mann,
wo kriegten die Könige ihre Soldaten dann!

Die Musketenkugel macht ein kleines Loch,
die Kanonenkugel ein weit grösseres noch;
die Kugeln sind alle von Eisen und Blei,
und manche Kugel geht manchem vorbei.

Unsre Artillerie hat ein vortrefflich Kaliber,
und von den Pommern geht keiner nicht zum Feinde hinüber;
die Schweden, die haben verflucht schlechtes Geld,
wer weiss, ob der Östreicher besseres hält.

Mit Pomade bezahlt den Franzosen sein König,
wir kriegen's alle Woche bei Heller und Pfenning.
Potz, Mohren, Blitz und Kreuz-Sapperment,
wer kriegt so prompt wie der Pommern sein Traktament.

Pomerlanius mein König, den der Lorbeerkranz ziert,
ach hätt'st du nur öfters zu plündern permittiert,
Pomerlanius Rex, mein König und Held,
wir schlügen den Teufel für dich aus der Welt!
Pomerlanius Rex, mein König und Held,
wir schlügen den Teufel für dich aus der Welt!

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>>27126071
no comment

>> No.27126393

>>27126071
What does this mean hoomans?

>> No.27126437
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>>27061607
Pomerlane's Personal Flag

>> No.27126449

POV: You are a Meathead varangian guard hired by Risuners/Kronies
https://youtu.be/S5Bvbf_3iH8

>> No.27126483

>>27126351
>Pomudachis are Germans
>KFP are Germans
That's fitting.

>> No.27126552

>>27126483
You didn't notice the german city names? I can speak some german so I rolled with it.

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>>27061607
Standard Army Banner for Pomerlane.

>> No.27126602

>>27126552
Damn, it really is true that all historyfags are wehraboos.

>> No.27126642

>>27126602
I hate Nazi Germany lmao. They are just posers.

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>>27061607
>Another Pomerlanian Battle Flag
I am unoriginal but why should I ruin perfection?

>> No.27126681

>>27126642
oh, you're the based kind of germanophile.

>> No.27126705

KFP Adventurers theme song
https://youtu.be/_49MpKorn2M

>> No.27126728

>>27126681
Yes, that kind. Only basic historyfags are wehraboos who think that winter defeated an "invicible" army.

>> No.27126822
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>>27061607
Banner of the House of Greifswald-Rainpuff

>> No.27127108

Not that Anon but personally I love reading about 20th century german occult weirdoes
Look any of these topics up
theyre... interesting
>ariosophy
>Guido von List
>Jorg Liebenfels
>theozoology
>Karl Maria Wiligut
>Herman Wirth
>Maria Orsic/Vril Gesselschaft

>> No.27128000

PoV: you are an Onobot having to learn the intricacy of humanoid on Vitubia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH3iSeDBLo

>> No.27128067

Thinking about writing a small thing for /nasa/ before the escort troop arrives to camp to meet Risuners. Do I have permission to write.

>> No.27128555

its smelling a little reddity in here...

>> No.27128659

>>27128555
must be you.

>> No.27128743

>>27128555
*sniffs you*

>> No.27128863

>>27128067
You had a three day warning to write ahead of time. Fuck off! /nasa/ is going to get raped by squirrels and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.27128924

>>27128743
*malepregs you*

>> No.27129069
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>>27106108
I am the army

>> No.27129114

>>27128924
*malepregs you back*

>> No.27129320

I wrote this story months ago while the general was still young. So a lot of the place-ins were wild guesses.
Now that we have more named characters, contexts and lore, and stereotypes, I think it's time for a V2 revisit

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuqUofH6D4

Xohildr: Well, well, well... I leave for a day and... the Deadbeats are Crusading, while the Pomudachis are invading! Albus! It's only been two days but it feels like years! And you... uhhhmm... how are... whaddya say... Pom-Pom? Uhh, deadbeat, what is this guy's name again?

Pomerlane: Grumbles

Xohildr: Ohhh! Better watch out for hmmph here!

Admiral Jovial: Meathead!

Xohildr: What!?

Admiral Jovial: Release Restraint Level-

Pomudachi Grunt: Now hold on a minute! I dunno who you think you are, but my name's Lojtanant Alexios Papageorgiou Christodoulodrakoservopoulos of the 1st Pomerani-

Xohildr: Shhh... hush hush... Do you hear that?

Pomudachi Grunt: Do I hear wh- *Gets sliced in two by a thorny tentacle*

Xohildr: Hmmm. Must have just been the wind.

Admiral Jovial: Fuck it, dropping the formalities! Xohildr! 'Go have dinner'!

>> No.27129494

>>27129320
kek

>> No.27129553

>>27129114
*mpregs your balls*

>> No.27129624

now that the nijis are here I can't even complain about the malepreg erp not making sense

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>>27129624
We have some lovely culture, don't we?

>> No.27129758

>>27129624
we'll impregnate you next!

>> No.27129807

>>27129624
eh, once you get used to kronies you get used to whatever follows

>> No.27129814

cant sleep
anon will impregnate my balls

>> No.27130083

>>27129814
ywn get to stroke your malewife's scrotum as he carries your child inside his nuts

>> No.27130117

Mori, please remove my ability to read

>> No.27130157
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Yeah. We've certainly got something that could be referred to as a culture.

>> No.27130171

Worldbuilding thread btw

>> No.27130220

wtf why yall niggas ghey

>> No.27130303

>>27114598
/meat/anon here, yes i thought it would cause the production of antibiotics, but i figured later that it would likely also regenerate the fungus since it is biotic. you also brought up a good point about how it would evolve to respond to antibiotics. as for the burning, it would have to be a lot of burning to get it to effect the inside, too, but ya.

>> No.27130372

>>27130303
A meathead! Finally some semblance of sanity!
i cant believe im happy to see you people after so long

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>>27130117
Wait, there are other deadbeats here?

>> No.27130497

>>27130450
No. It's just me, Ri2ner hihihi

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>>27130450
Hasn't there always been two or three of you guys?

>> No.27130513

>>27130450
there's 3 deadbeats man

>> No.27130597

>>27130303
Honestly, thinking about it further, given the way /meat/ chuubanite affects living things I suspect you lot have a whole bunch of super-diseases over there that would be incredibly difficult to cure through regular auto-immune responses. /meat/ natives have probably likewise adapted, so their immune systems can properly combat them. But what might be a common cold to your lot could be extraordinarily deadly to outsiders, requiring the help of specialized medicines to combat.

>> No.27130659

>>27130597
Nah man
if you want nurgle levels of immunity you need to go to /ringo/
eating literal piss and shit made them living bioweapons

>> No.27130776

>>27130497
Ri2ner youre alive?!

>> No.27130812

>>27126552
>pomerlane is a believer in Prussian virtues
My gut feeling suspected this with the hyper fixation on tactics

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>>27130497
Tricky tree-rat
>>27130500
>>27130513
There's a few who visit once in a while. But if there are other deadbeat regulars they should show themselves so I can talk about boats with them.

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i think there is 1 other risuner

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>>27130843
>>27130776
im still here hehe
I'll let you in on a secret...
sometimes I like to pretend to be someone else ;3

>> No.27131126

>>27061607
I wrote a thing. Hope I'm not too late.
https://rentry.org/ArriveAtBorderCamp

>> No.27131127

>>27131103
>Pomerlaneanon is Ri2ner
I always knew it.

>> No.27131172

>>27131103
>spoiler
Damn bratty squirrel! Needs malepreg correction!!

>> No.27131211

Whats happening what is going on, why is aeverything like this all of a sudden

>> No.27131259

>squirrel was the impostor all along
Impossible

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>>27131259

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>>27131126
There's four Deadbeat soldiers inside the cabin btw, their leader's Lieutenant Desuvius Akai. They're just there to observe the proceedings, don't worry about them...

>> No.27131533

>>27131314
Mac was just commenting on the familiar Risuners he and Carlie encountered. Caroline will certainly talk to the dead beat lieutenant. Though I have no idea how the lieutenant is going to act.

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>>27131127
>>27131172
>>27131259
okay okay some clearing up to do here
i havent pretended to be pomerlane anon he's too passionate to mess with
but I have been the following
>a meathead
>a deadbeat
>a mozzie
>a couple lurkers
and thats just in this general
I have other 'sonas for lurking across the board :3

>> No.27131780

>>27131314
>>27131533
Also I got the ranks mixed up. They should be fixed by now. Lieutenants are higher than Sergeants. I really should review military ranks.

>> No.27131981

>>27131671
all me btw

>> No.27132022
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>>27131533
>>27131780
I can give you a rundown on how he would:
Desuvius is very intelligent in some ways, being a trained engineer is a variety of disciplines, so he'll probably be less confused than the average Vitubian by the Sanallite technology. Knowing more about what goes into it, he would probably be even more impressed and enthusiastic about it though. He's very intelligent, but he's a bit blunt and can be accidentally rude at times, he's not the most tactful. He is confident in the might of the Black Fleet, and believes that even with their overwhelming technological advantage, the Sanallites probably don't want to risk entering hostile relations with it in their current condition.
Also, Desuvius and his men are veterans of some wars Moriji has been involved in.
Can I help in any other way? I'll probably write a piece from their POV after the meeting.

>> No.27132029

>>27130659
For /meat/ it wouldn't be a case of developing stronger immune systems due to frequently introducing bacteria/viruses to their systems. It's a case of /meat/ bacteria evolving to be incredibly resistant to antibiotics due to being frequently exposed to them. It's the same reason you're not supposed to use antibacterial soaps/cleaners/etc for everything, you end up accidentally breeding super bacteria by killing off weaker strains while leaving behind the tough ones.

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>>27131981
nice try but you aint me

>> No.27132212

>>27132119
you sure are clever, me.

>> No.27132365

>>27130659
/dingo/ is a subset of guro, and our chuubas have literally eaten shit on multiple occasions, though i think akira’s video was removed. maybe it still exists in audio file form. case in point, /meat/ does that, too.

>> No.27132559

>the schizo youve been arguing with couldve been ri2ner in disguise
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.27132590

>>27131314
I like how this one is simply "a deadbeat" nothing fancy

>> No.27132674

>>27131671
are also the other anon that on occasion posts with an onolumi pic?

>> No.27132701
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>>27132590
Sometimes, you can't beat the classics.

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Wait, I was touching grass. Who impostered me?

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>>27132674
>tfw /vrt/, /meat/, /morig/, /nasa/ and /risu/ reps are all ri2ner.

>> No.27132889

>>27132674
Sadly not. ive only been messing around with fellow holo anons

>> No.27132907

>>27132701
Still need to make a breadbeat.

>>27132022
I will keep this in mind. So I gotta look up a military engineer man. Also he should know /nasa/ is in good relations with deadbeats in trade at least.

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we risuners are the most powerful beings ever

>> No.27132961

>>27130812
I just like the aesthetics man. I actually like Austrians and South Germans better than North Germans.

>> No.27133069

>>27132961
Hallo Dolbuss

>> No.27133122

>>27132855
Nah, /nasa/'s rep is just a trannie.

>> No.27133156

>>27132961
Pomerlane is KFP. I knew it!

>> No.27133215

New bread doko?

>> No.27133251

>>27133215
we're only on page 9

>> No.27133263

>>27133069
Jawohl, Kamarden. Wie geht es Heute!

>> No.27133285

>>27133251
Now?

>> No.27133357

>>27133285
we are literally still on page 9 please do something about your bread addiction

>> No.27133452

>>27132907
Yep, that's right. Keep in mind, he's an officer with an engineering degree, not a military engineer. So he's been in combat himself.

>> No.27133469

>>27132961
>like Austrians
I assume it's due to culture, since I don't know much about the military culture but the memes about the Isonzo river debacle don't exactly inspire great confidence in their military thinking

>> No.27133534

>>27133469
Culturally, yes. But dont discount Prinz Eugen, Archduke Charles, Radetzky and Tegetthoff.

>> No.27133584

>>27133452
What kind of science does his degree specialize in?

>> No.27133630

>>27133469 (me)
Isonzo was an italian debacle, actually.

>> No.27133715

>>27133630
Yeah my brain mixed who fucked up,wanted to delete the post soon as as I posted it but I'll own up to being retarded

>> No.27133791

>>27133715
No worries, Conrad was an imbecile that destroyed the regular Austrian army in Galicia in 1914. Franz Ferdinand hated his guts and wanted to get rid of him, but well.. we know how that went.

>> No.27133838

>>27133791
Why was the austrian army in spain anyways?

>> No.27133851

>>27133584
He's published papers at the Naval Academy in Material Science (shock load fatigue), Shipbuilding (monohull prototypes) and Artillery.

>> No.27133860

>>27133838
not that galicia, the polish one

>> No.27133916

>>27133791(me)
Ill say this much, had he not redirected an army in Galicia to Serbia, the whole Eastern Front in ww1 could have been different. Austria probably holds its own and doesnt get bleed dry in 1914. Italy probably never joins the Entente either. Oh, Conrad, what an idiot

>> No.27133939

>>27133851
>guns and propulsion
Sounds like he'll be at home in /nasa/.

>> No.27133983

>>27133860
okay that cleared up things

>> No.27134016

>>27133357
Sanalites are not responsible for our paying customers consumption of bread.

>> No.27134042

Nobody's baking? I'll bake.

>> No.27134056
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>>27133916
Heres what he did. He sent Second army south, allowed the Russians to steam roll, then recalled it when it was too late.

>> No.27134359

Fresh bread for the bread addict.
>>27134127

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>>27134056
For more context to this decision, his idea was that the serbias would be an easy front and he'd then be able to switch off the total force of his armies towards the russians, when he got bogged down in serbia and btfo there it was too late to send reinforcements into the east since the railway system was fucked beyond belief. Serbia managed to consistently defeat Austro-Hungarian advances until the bulgarians joined the war.

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