/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Lumi Glimpse of Us Cover
https://youtu.be/ZZoBd8uqisU
Lumi released a cover of Glimpse of Us by Joji

▼Tsunderia x Phase Vocaloid Medley
https://youtu.be/b0ghXiqC7CU
Company unity

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

All times EDT / UTC / JST

09:00 / 13:00 / 22:00 - Michiru Full Kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21BpDYfAa1M

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk5zVEsK03E

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Ib remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtmGsbCm6fA

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Muse Dash
YT Link TBD

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi God Hand
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa Price for Freedom (pre-recorded)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBNXLdKnJeA

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

So...I decided to watch Pippers for the first time....and I got that last one with her having and extended existential crisis, and causing her friend to also have a minor breakdown by being a shitlord goblinoid mold-troll

Was entertained as all hell...should I expect more to come, or did I just happen to catch her at her pipeak?

3 days and I already miss my philosophical shitpost yabbit
Dammit, Pipkin withdrawal is devastating, I don't want to go back to Q-balling again

>>27022205
You type like a homosexual. Away with you.

shiina seamstress is really gunning for that GFE, you can fucking taste in the tweets she pumps out

>>27022484
>you can fucking taste in the tweets she pumps out
I'm too tired, someone else make the coomer joke

Everytime I watch a Lumi stream or VOD I feel like I'm watching a paid whore perform. She just exudes pure fucking sex and gets so many simps because of it.

>>27022405
>irrelevant french cunt
Baffling response.

>>27022754
Are you gonna cry? Go do it somewhere else.

>>27022900
I don't doubt you think that.

>>27022205
Welcome to Pipposophy 101.

i like Lia

>>27022205
So far she has only gotten better and better as a streamer, so I wouldn't say she has peaked. However she likes to test out new stream ideas so if you expect five menhera minecraft zatsudans a week you might end up disappointed.

>existential crisis
This happens every few weeks, unfortunately it's not always this entertaining. Sometimes it's just dark and sad. Incredible interesting but not exactly 'fun'.

>>27023348
I came to Pippa expecting a menhera meme yabbit, I fell in love for the Pipposophy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21BpDYfAa1M
Michiru is about stream Full Kiss

>you will never have datenight with yuri where you watch a movie and snuggle and she braps on your lap
it's a hard life

how does Michiru manage to be so cute all the time

Yuri will live with the fact that she'll have "brap" associated with her for the rest of her life. Karma's a bitch.

I fucking hate brapfags

I have warmed up to the brapfags

>>27023988
make up your mind

>>27023665
Michiru love!

I love my beaner Pipwife so much. I just can't quench my desire to hug her.

don't fuck don't trust

>>27022205
That's not even close to being her best

>>27022754
She essentially is a paid whore and sees all of her viewers as mere customers

>>27023665
Michiru REALLY loves cute girls

Lumi is a fake bitch and belongs with the vshojo sluts

Michiru is such a coomer, holy shit. She really is getting unhinged by the day.

>>27024626
I don't know what she's saying, but I vibe with her admiring these girls.

>>27023925
Don't worry brother, they will be dealt with in due time. Trust the plan.

>>27023921
Nice try, Yuri. We know it’s you behind the brapposting just trying to keep your name out there and relevant

>>27024803
brapbros have Tenma on their side. They are getting stronger by the week

>>27024896
Leave me out of this..I just want to support michiru

>>27024783
Michiru bros is your oshi always as gay as she is now? It's off putting

>>27025161
Normally only on twitter with her corpomates.

>>27025161
>It's off putting
You'd rather have her lusting after guys like Lia?

>>27025289
>lia likers are cucks
Lia bros.. I don't feel so good

>>27025520
>>27025289
So you finally figured out why Lia likers are gay. They can never get with their oshi so they turned prison gay instead.

>I will never have a cute sperg vtuber wife
>but it's somehow extremely easy to pull fags and babinikus if I wanted
Why do women have such lower libidos than men? Why would God do this?
All I want is to be able to ask random women for sexual favors and be met with a 50/50 yes/no response more or less. Is that really too much to ask?

I want to apply sunscreen all over Yuri's body.

>>27025289
how could you resist

>>27025601
>Why do women have such lower libidos than men?
Length of pregnancy necessitates being more picky.

>>27025161
It would be more off-putting if a woman wants acting like this around cute girls. You don't want a jealous n hateful girl. That kind of drama sucks

>>27025161
Bi/lesbians are unironically the best oshis because they like the same things that you do and are genuine about it. Whenever I watch a straight female vtuber not listing a ton of fujoshit/yumejoshit on their debut, I find it sus

>>27025638
but that's a girl (boy)

>>2702560
>random women
>lower libidos than men
That's why you don't pick random women. Nowadays, I feel like I'm the one being violated.

>>27025601
>but it's somehow extremely easy to pull fags and babinikus if I wanted
Fags are consolation prize for the weak.

>>27026009
I don't want to have to put in the effort. Just look at what happened a couple days ago here, if a femanon dropped her discord in here asking to get frisky, she'd have the pick of the litter.
I want that level of convenience, but alas, supply and demand.
>>27026235
I know, why do you think I'm whining about it?

I miss Big Booba Pippa

>>27026890
Do you think she rigged them herself or had to ask sakana or her rigger?

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>27026954
>she rigged them herself
h-hot

>>27026954
It's a vtubestudio item someone on twitter made.

Did anyone archive Lia corrupting lil bro? Missed it and seems to be removed from her channel.

>>27021774
Praise the pumpkin

>>27027601
>seems to be removed from her channel.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Try Moi's pov.

>>27025161
She is the best bro. Plays dark souls and lusts after cute girls.

>>27027601
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuJ0vE3BPlk

>>27019419
>empathetic
She seems to have little idea of how other people think, to the point of being confused and even uncomfortable when she's reminded how different her own thoughts and patterns are her reaction to our responses to the pact for example and she tends to project her own thoughts onto others. Unlike some autists she realises when she doesn't get how other people feel and puts in effort to understand better.

>>27027601
I just checked, it's not removed, it's not even unlisted. Not sure why youtube is witholding it from the uploads list, maybe it's still processing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuJ0vE3BPlk

>>27026890
So this is how nopan poster feels when someone posts pan.

>>27027601
an-non...

Yuri changed her Twitter pic.

>>27028064
Why would anyone hate pan? It's so tasty!

>>27028262
KEK

>>27028262
roru

>>27028262
Is it the fucking giant tits one

Between being smothered under Lia’s brappy butt and suffocating in Iori’s sweaty pits, Yuri is gonna run out of art to use for a new profile pic she will be changing it so frequently

>>27023665
Michi making me too horny cannot watch anymore. Her lust feeds into my lust and makes it unbearable.

>>27028262
kek

I find Yuri's unityfagging cute as fuck

That VN is really boring. The fact I'm still watching says a lot about Michiru herself.

>>27030003
You can understand it?

>>27030047
Yes. No doubt it helps.

>>27030089
Nice. Good to know.

I just realised. Pippa basically has marshmallows now.

I still remember when Pippa was shitting the whole school of Philosophy. Can't blame her. Modern "philosophers" are more akin to creative writers at this point instead of observing human interactions. The actual Philosophy departments in America are being shut down left and right, while Philosophy classes are being merged with the literary departments due to lack of funding. Gee I wonder why

>>27030327
you are not supposed to point this out on places sakana/muimi can read

Observe this feline.
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

>>27030490
wtf I'm getting an ad. I have all the blockers possible, when did this change?
Thank god the alternative player still blocks them.

>>27030581
use firefox

>>27030455
We all know their only interaction with this place is forcing Pippa to read the threads aloud to them. She can just skip that one.

>>27030707
That's already what I am doing.

Holy fuck I actually got a solid 8 hours of sleep.
How were the streams in that period?
There was Tenma, Lia... anyone else?

>>27030757
Michiru just ended like 5 minutes ago and Yuri just started right after.

Can we all agree that Lia was a mistake

Yuri got gifts for the girls and matching ribbon colors
god I love her unironic appreciation of the other talents and her company, it's so bright eyed and heartwarming

I often forget Tenma isn't the smallest IRL.

>>27030750
Use Video Ad-block for Twitch.

>>27031119
Good thing she's dead now and instead we have L.I.A.

Best singer and worse singer duet IKZ

Gambler is a part of the Lia/Lumi/Yuri/Uruka clique confirmed

>>27030581
Twitch updates to fight adblockers.
You update your adblockers to fight twitch. Use TTV LOL.

>>27030581
streamlink + chatterino

I like Yuri's fangs.

>yumi vr yoga
imagine the smell

fuck I love this cat so much bros

cute

>I love my meal ticket Lumi so much!!!

/r/chuubas... is dead.... pippa....

WTF bros I trust Lumi now???

>>27031923
I cannot believe another Pippa community bites the dust like Minecraft server and pixelmon and korean mmo and other mmo.

I love this fucking cat
I love this fucking star

>>27031905
Yuri would be out of vtubing if not for Lumi

>>27032278
>pink m15
Yuri is so girly

>nobody barks
sad

If Yuri wants her feet kissed, she knows what to do. She has done it before, she can do it again.
I'll be over there mashing my F5 key on her twitter page.

>>27032533
I want to grab the fluffy tail.

>>27032608
Tails are sensitive and may cause aggression when grabbed/petted

>>27023606
I was mad she kept the dono and membership sounds going, brother bear was quiet to begin with but that just completely drowned him out at times
also
>asks if he likes her singing
>says he enjoys it
>she seems genuinely surprised at his answer
uwuka thinks he hates her...

>>27032633
I never had such problems before.

Youtubekeks Yuri is destroying us.

>>27032642
Artists see flaws and imperfections in everything they create. Uruka is probably nursing some imposter syndrome regarding her own talents if she doesn't think of herself as a talentless hack.

>>27032995
>Artists bla bla bla
Artists are menhera.

Good morning/afternoon/evening, anons. I am here to bring you today's fun fact:

Bird Prisoner is a green-cheeked conure, a type of parakeet native to South America.

>>27032026
It was never supposed to be more than a thing for a single stream.
The Korean MMO was shit and the Minecraft servers were abandoned by everyone else first https://www.tiktok.com/@pipkinpippa/video/7096256676294135082

>>27033330
>Korean MMO was shit
The hack and slash? Doesn't look bad to me. Though it did filter me before install for a reason, can't remember which. Could be something as mundane as filesize, or worse like a paywall.

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1541827858590339072
>I have to go
>I move to get out of our bed
>5 more minutes
>Uruka grabs my dick
>She's not letting go
>If I leave she will tear it off
>She slowly drags me back into bed and I return to sleep

I like her tail wiggle so much.

>>27033975
we get it brother bear you have a hot sister and sleep in the same bed as her
quit rubbing it in

I'm sorry Yuri but I have to abandon you within 1 bong because Tenma's starting

Yuri might be a worse singer than Lia. Pippa is still bad but the lessons made her better and she has 3 songs she can do.

>>27034108
>extra travel funds
I thought she was a snow leopard, not a jew
>give me your extra shekels so I don't have to spend my own on the trip goyim! you have 2 days!

>>27034403
>today I will anti over...
>checks date
>DONO GOALS

Deerbros the snow cat stole our spotlight again...

>>27028262
it means she just masturbated

DEEROTIC ARMPITS IS LIVE AND SWEATING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk5zVEsK03E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk5zVEsK03E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk5zVEsK03E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk5zVEsK03E

Iori please stop winking at me you're making me uncomfortable...

Yuri is on the toilet doing things rn

>>27034968
Like changing her twitter profile pic.
or prepping her next legs post

>Yuri goes nopan during winter

>>27034908

>yuri was breedable at 9 years old

Yuri please stop making me IMAGINE

>>27022754
And how does that make you feel, anon?

why are all girls obsessed with horses

>>27035423
makes them coom

>>27035423
bumpy spine go up and down make cunny feel good

>>27034698
she needs some art that can be posted in >>27015975

>>27035423
She was forced into horse riding by her parents.

>>27035588
well they knew she was a perfect jockey size

>>27035604
This makes sense. Maybe they expected a derby champion.

>Yuri's family is very wealthy
no wonder why she didn't care about the $4 cyberlives paychecks

>>27035677
They were doing it as a business, not as a fancy reachfag thing.
>didn't care
She was doing starvation reps during that time.

>>27035527
How would she react if I touched her ears?

Horse girl are bitchy? KEK

>>27035677
>just because I had horses it doesn't mean I was rich
there's your answer

>I was forced to ride cute ponies as a girl
I'm so so sorry happened that happened to you, Yuri. That sounds terrible.

>>27035855
>>27035852
Dishonest anti-sama...

>>27035423
girls like horses because of stupid reasons that you should ignore. however, there are reasons why horses are cool and masculine and you should appreciate them as a man
>can be used for manual labor
>can wear badass armor
>if properly trained can be ridden directly into battle to murder the shit out of plebs
>having horses vs. not having horses sometimes determined the fate of nations
>horses are relatively smart
>horses look cool
>means of transportation not dependent on Saudi oil barons
and uhhhh that other thing that starts with the letter P that I can't remember

>>27035886
i'm 855.
my post was not dishonest in anyway.

she is on a 15-minute tangent is doing "poor me. I had to ride horses as a kid. life was tough having ponies :("

Yuri's pulling good numbers at this hour.

Yuri growing up with horses/farm might shift her from Winnipeg to Calgary. Calgary is canada's horse town

>>27035986
She explained to you, in no uncertain terms, why she hated it, anti-sama

>>27035986
typical yuri
>woe is me the typical trust fund kid with rich parents who made me ride ponies! the horror, the agony! give me money oh the suffering!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtmGsbCm6fA

Some kind of Tonma endurance stream LIVE

>>27036227
>I hated having money
spoken by absolutely nobody

>>27036305
>>27036282
jealousy and envy are poison of the mind, brother

>>27036108
Calgary hosts the Stampede, yes, but it's common enough for farmers all over the Prairies to own horses.

>>27036332
so is being a disingenuous faggot

>>27036305
She didn’t grow up with money. They were dirt poor and homeless. Don’t let the fact that her family bred and sold horses and owned a ranch distract you from her struggles!

What's up with the fag flag posting in Uruka's chat? How do you guys bear with this shit?

>if you weren't completely destitute you weren't actually suffering

>>27036346
She really loves breeding rrats doesn't she.

>>27036530
t. guy who is stalking a vtubers likes to make shit up

I like Uruka's smile.

>>27036443
Are you talking about that "The Rapture Queen" guy?

>family owned a farm
>raised and sold horses
>wanted for nothing
>got to have pet ponies
>got to travel and ride horses competitively
>"...but they sold my favorite pony named Butterscotch!
>....and my mom yelled at me!"
>"I have since forgiven my mom for making me cry and forcing me to ride horses. It was a tough life."
that sounds so HORRIBLE. I'm amazed Yuri found a way to fight thru it and survive.

>>27036530
I heard she's a cuniculturist too

>>27036618
I'm not the one retweeting comics about cutting ties with your surroundings.

>>27036362
Sorry for interrupting your lies, anon.

>>27036346
Does she mean us or discord?

>>27036661
There was an other one but yes, that one too.

>>27036669
>retweeting
lying faggot

>>27036282
it's a mixed bag - coming from another ex horse girl. I was a pretty middle class kid - but there was a wide range in my lessons. a range of parents who had saved up for their daughter to get to do a lesson or two to kids who's parents just paid for everything the kid wanted. you could tell, who would have all the fancy boots, caps, etc. you would find more richy rich kids in the english lessons versus western riding - since english was the more prim & proper looking riding.

>>27036660
rich parents are super demanding of their children and heap abuse on them so they become their perfect little golems. Its nonstop

>>27036660
Your life must have been harder than hers, but the thing is you deserved it.

>>27036743
There is virtually no difference between retweeting and liking, they appear the same way on your timeline, retard.

>>27036708
That guy is always there whenever I watch a small corpo stream, going "Hi vtuber-name *fag-flag*x2". Without fail.
His channel is pretty interesting: https://www.youtube.com/user/animefreak123ization

>>27036853
He's like a bot with how consistent he is.

>>27036660
Are you hoping to mislead people who aren't watching the stream or are you retarded enough to actually believe those misrepresentation you're pushing?

>>27036762
>rich
It was some stupid money making scheme that failed spectacularly and they are still paying it off many years later.

>>27036853
>Obese and ugly
>Is a Yurifag
>Fag flags
He trooned out

>>27036913
I was going to post this. He posts his flags then doesn't interact further. It's kinda weird but I am glad he doesn't insist.
>>27036853
What a weird channel. 9 years without an upload, but daily updates of playlist and fagposting all over the internet (I'm pretty sure he's on twitch too) when a stream starts. It really feels like a bot.

Trust Yuri
Trust Lumi
Do not fall into rratbait Pipkin peddles

>>27036853
Chrischan got out of jail already?

>>27036943
>changed his name to Rapture Queen
>about section
>A New Start For My Life! (fag flag, tranny flag)
Definitely.

>>27036943
yurifag, not Yurifag

>>27036108
We have horse pulls too. But we in the East

Yuri....the debuffs....

>>27037108
What happened to the anon mailing chris asking for a Pippa drawing? Was it all a larp?

Will we get more brother bear? They should start a couple channel.

>>27037296
he has been busy

Life without Pippa is so dull

>>27037644
Why is it when Uruka brings her boyfriend on stream no one cares and wants to see more of him?

>>27037734
>no one cares
>wants to see more of him
ESLchama...

>>27037734
Because I can appreciate wincest. If they weren't related I'd probably seethe about it.

>>27037734
Hey boyfriend is on twitch and she raids him every time she streams there, what are you talking about?

>>27037895
what...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPQOsswTNw

>>27036701
>>27036530
Pippa is an entertainer!
Pippa is a woman!
Pippa's colleagues are entertainers and women!
Entertainers are crazy!
Women are crazy!
Woman entertainers are very very very crazy!
She means vtubers who get her down!
(You)r schizo is nothing compared to female minstrel schizo!
I hope that helped!

>>27038216
cute rosebud

>>27037895
>her boyfriend
She wishes. Dude's hardline outta her league (and also a fag).

RATE THE CAT
RATE THE PLANS
RATE THE LAUGHTER
RATE THE STREAM

>>27038351
Anon... they were in the same state during her uni yab

>>27037690
>Flipping the frown
That looks terrible, I will make you a version if you post your favorite Pippa

I want to marry Lia and I would let Aoi kun join in on our lovemaking as long as I get to put it in his ass

>>27038402
The abusive parents to vtuber pipeline is real/10.
I'm gonna adopt myself a bunch of little girls and take over the vtubing industry in 14 years.

Hope they have fun during their phase meetup.

>>27038593
>14 years
Did you know that you can be Youtube Partner at 13 with parental consent?

>>27038500

>>27038216
I kinda want to hug rosemi and lick her tights wearing legs

>>27038500

>>27038663
Capippalism is a beautiful thing. My homegrown menheras will be able to directly compete with Phase Gen 3 at this rate.

>>27038500

These coom like sounds Uruka makes when she clears her throat. HNNNNG.

>>27038663
>there is a small but non zero chance Aoi is an irl shota

>>27038593
>spend the next few years getting a degree in business and learning Live 2D
>the day has finally come
>adopt 7 girls
>teach them genshin, apex, and valorant
>as well as how to act like a whore on the internet
>start my own vtuber agency
>disband at the height of their popularity
>send them off to apply to different agencies
>you've raised these girls to be vtubers from a young age
this could definitely work

why aren't you turbo faggots watching Tenma?
I knew you where shitters for all the gossiping but giving no support to the lolibaba cements this fact. One of the worst generals

>>27039203
Say you were joking or that you were going to do that in minecraft or I'm reporting you to the feds for child abuse

Vee.

>>27039225
>wanting retards from this thread to invade her stream
there is a very good reason I stopped posting her streams here

>>27039225
Ib is extremely boring. You have to be some tangent god to make this game interesting to watch.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1541860884766552064

>>27039225
>>27039315
This.
For comparison: I've sat through Valorant for her. I don't even dislike this sort of game but it's for playing on your own not watching.

Miss you Pippa

>>27039234
>thank you for homeschooling us all our lives and teaching us accounting so that we may manage our own finances and not have to worry about hiring a third party to manage our vtuber wealth
>thank you father for not forcing me to go to college and become some brainwashed feminazi
>thank you for not allowing me to leave the house and hang out with people so I was never taken advantage of and don't have any stories I can tell that could paint me as a whore
>and thank you for naming me after one of the most successful vtubers of your time
>you have come so far and made me so proud Kiara Takanashi II

>>27039620
>not naming her last name first, japanese style

>>27039225
>why aren't you turbo faggots watching Tenma?
I am tho

>>27039664
somehow that didn't cross my mind...

>>27039346
What did she mean by this?

>>27038992
He sure has the BMI of one.

>>27039225
It may come as a surprise but I don't really care for Tenma. Watching an Uruka vod right now, I even dropped Yuri mid-stream to do that.
I only really care about Pippa and Michiru.

Shiina, Makina and Airi have had their twitch channels added to the phase connect twitch team page.

>>27039963
sell me on michiru, what's her moe point?

>>27040119
Cute witch, perfect mix of soothing yet still grating voice, the most adorable laugh alongside Nasa, big mana reserves if you're into that, but you won't see them much on stream, same for her cat hears, she really pulls them out, but it's cute when she does and feels special since it's rare. Also she gets good at video games as she plays them, and she very clearly doesn't like defeat so she will keeps playing until she wins. She has been turning into a coomer lately but it's still relatively subtle on stream.

>Even Tenma herself thinks this is a mediocre stream

>>27038719

>>27040425
lmao I kneel

>>27040425
>>27038719
That's the look of the rabbit after getting bonked one too many times by fishman.
I don't think scrambling her brains would fix the autism though.

>>27040638
Fish was really autistic in the beginning with great ideas like "no country names". Poor bonk-magnet.

>>27040119
She's a diligent dork with a nice voice. Recently finished Dark Souls, Sekiro and is currently on Dark Souls 2. She has refused to use summons and most consumables spending hours on harder bosses until she downs them.
She seems to have some fujoshi tendencies and will UWOOOH and try to look up characters skirts when playing dating sims.
To sum it up: Earnestly fun dork who plays hard games and actually finishes them on stream. Is very interactive with her chat and has gotten quite good at English. Absolute gamer.

>>27038889

>>27040842
Also you forgot to mention she cute.

>>27040425
kek

>>27040842
>>27040358
thanks, i'll give her a watch

>>27038968

>>27040919
Nice one, you should have added smoke on the upper gosling too though.

is Lumi a tsundere?

>>27041087

>>27038500

>>27041149
Lumi is a future domestic abuse victim

Urubros, why is your oshi so cringe?
Carrying fanny packs over her shoulder. wtf?

>>27041273
and now I have an erection

>>27041273
>future

Hey Sakana if you're here or someone adjacent to PC is could you tell him to check wherever the mail for the contact form on the merch website gets sent I'd appreciate it.

I somehow thought the Helltaker thumbnail was also Iori and it made me want a dommy deer stream...

>>27041528
>have a problem with the merch site
>post on 4chan about it in the hopes that the CEO of the company sees it and does something about it

>>27041094

>>27042021
Sakana is one of the people that is proven to be lurking here, same with Pippa and Lia who can tell him about it if he doesnt see it

I require legal advice.

I have been preparing on attaining a state of non-existence, but am compelled to survive due to Pippa's pact. Escaping to the void would be comforting, but I am tempted to be able to watch and support someone who might be my oshi.

Am I obligated to adhere to the pact or may I be exempt due to preexisting conditions (Bad Syndrome)?

Consultation or Pippa images would be appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5REMCP7_s
Waiting for her debut is like actual JOI, it's insane

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>>27042234
we are going to make it hagbro

What are some dtubers? (vtubers that read Descartes)

>>27043108
i thought about wiping my ass with some of descartes writings once, does that count?

>>27043403
vtuber?

>>27042217
no pact = pact, this is binding. To violate would be the same as to kill Pippa by your own two hands, which is unacceptable. That you would even consider this causes me to doubt your loyalty.

Besides you are too late to be reincarnated as one of Pippa's rabbits anyway. Try getting some vitamin D, as deficiency in that can be one of the major causes of depression, by either being outside slightly more or supplements if you cant bear that.

>>27042926
I really like this. Thank you.

I want to
Tenma

>>27043700
Should I have made it wallpaper sized?

>>27042217
You can say that "escaping to the void would be comforting" but the fact that you made that post instead of just killing yourself should tell you that a part of you clearly still wants to live. 'Cause what the fuck do you expect us to say?
>yeah bro I am a lawyer you can kill yourself. Pippa approves.
Obviously most anons are going to tell you to not do it, so why even ask?
I'd say tag along for the ride for as long as you can. Pippa is a miracle of the universe, maybe along the way you can find some happiness that'll make living longer worthwhile or even completely change your mind.

>>27043983
Yes.

>>27042217
>Am I obligated to adhere to the pact or may I be exempt due to preexisting conditions (Bad Syndrome)?
The pact is binding, nigger. You ain't getting out of it that easy.

ugh... Lumi

>>27042217
sorry bro its legally binding you must live as along as pippa does

I want to do a deep dive into Yuri's pussy!

>>27044738
Its not very deep considering she is only 4'7

What >We watching?

>>27044863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GmJQA4yXh8

>>27044738
Anon, get out of the children's pool.

>didn't even watch the stream
>but somehow Who Killed Captain Alex: Uganda's First Action Movie (English Subtitles & Video Joker) - Wakaliwood shows up in my feed
how is this even possible

>>27045427
Youtube temporarily associates fans of Pippa with fans of Wakaliwood

>>27045427
A ton of people who watch the vtubers you watch just watched that movie. At least that's the official reason.

>>27043636
>>27044076
>>27044524
>>27044729
I wasn't sure what to expect. Messages advocating for the opposite action would have been acceptable too. I appreciate the kind words. Plans must be put on indefinite hiatus for now, at least.

>>27045926
Being honest with you, if some anons and an anime girl is your current deciding factor on whether you want to live or not, then there's something else going on. You're gonna have a much better time dealing with these thoughts if you can face the problem head on.

I'm watching Miko's car sim streams and they are awesome.
Which phase connect member would be best to do the same thing? Preferably someone who can't handle a car and panics when shit goes wrong. Pippa seems to be the obvious choice but maybe too obvious. I don't know how Nasa handles cars but I feel her personality would have great chemistry with such games.

>>27046639
>underestimating the power of the pact
Pill peddlers fear the pact.

Pippa’s dog didn’t actually die she just had an anxiety attack about gentoo and spouted out the first excuse to get away that she could

We already established that Pippa is an actual witch months ago. Entering into a pact with ANY kind of sorcerer is serious business. The power the pact holds will be directly related to what is traded, in this case, a life bond. The consequences of breaking a life bond may not seem readily apparent to any who see no connection between themselves and a spiritual world, not knowing that their soul has already been grafted to Pippa's. The way I figure if one breaks the pact you will not only feel your soul torn into thousands of pieces but also the pain of all other pact members including Pippa and most of the capippalists.

>>27044738
Same bro, Yuri is pure sex

wich general on /vt/ is the most schizophrenic? i'm in the mood for some fun reading

>>27047215
I hope you like schizo stories anon, you’re in one

>>27047215
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>>27047284

>>27047215
It's us bro, it's over a week until the next dose of Pipkin shits gonna get weird in a couple days

>>27047142
Plausible desu the dog is a metaphor for her safe zone dying due to gentoo grifters invading

All I want to do is hold hands with Lia.....and then maybe stick my tongue as far up her butt as it can go. Is it so much to ask?

>>27047204
Each and every hole of Yuri will be explored by Iori, how does that make you feel?

>>27047215
Just read this post until your hunger for schizos is satiated: >>27047142

>>27047358
I like anal and i'm not a brap fag, yes I want to eat Lias ass, yes we do exist

>>27047358
Each and every hole of Lia will be explored by Yuri, how does that make you feel?

>>27047215
Aside from this one?
IRyS & Gura's.
For the same reasons this one is schizo.

>>27047400
Turned on, hope they take pics

>>27047400
>>27047467

>>27047170
Last I checked there was a consensus she had dark powers and the ability to invade dreams but there was some debate to if she was a witch or something else after an Anon contacted various witches on fiver and their input didn't line up right with the phenomena experienced

>>27047465
I'm a bragbro, but I only like girl braps when they are filtered thru fabric like yoga pants or fullback panties. bare ass is too much

>>27047506
You are right the title "witch" was a bit too strong to use, she is connected however to some form of mystical/dark power which still leaves her pact as something to not joke about

>Yuri is gonna get to smell all the Lia braps she wants
>Yuri is gonna get to take as many licks of Lori's pits as she wants
>Yuri is gonna get to watch Uruka be extremely sexually frustrated and desperate as she is separated from brother bear for the week
Yuri is living all of our dreams.

>>27046639
When you're down to your last dime and got no one else, a schizo anime rabbit and equally mentally deranged anons are enough to keep you going.

>>27047608
yuri is the self insert character of phase connect. I don't know how to elaborate it just makes sense

>>27047506
You're misremembering. The fiver witches' input was generic and boiled down to 'yeah sure just shut up and pay me'. I remember an anon saying something about spells not being able to work over the internet or on such a large scale so it would have to be cast on Pippa and to break it you'd need access to her.

please americans, do not talk like a anime character,
this is not how normal people talk,
it is a little embarassing too watch
because she doesn't understand she is fool,
but i would also like to fuck this girl,
at full force in her vagina, mouth, and ass.

>>27047170
>>27047506
>usually dream about mundane, every day stuff
>recently started to have weird fever dreams about Pippa
uhhh

>>27047215
check the archive for /preg/ threads
it got so bad that they're now banned from the board

>>27047400
. . .

>>27047215
not a general, but that "confess sins to Gura" thread is fucking wild. Holos are goddamn nuts. When I saw a guy who watches Fauna in diapers for the "mommy experience" I noped the fuck out.

>>27047608
>>27047668
do you think while they are on their trip, this thread and the fetish posting will come up in any way?
not in a good way, but in a "jesus christ they are such gross schizos who love pits and farts and feet can you believe it?" kind of way

>>27047933
>>27048036
holy based

>>27046639
Yeah. Still, thank you.
When everything is absolutely exhausting, even just a small collection of sentiments from strangers or a pact with a rabbit can be enough of a reason to pick one action over another.

New thread
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