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Hololive Global
Are you enjoying the Ina stream?
>>2696916Yes immensely. It's really cool and she's actually seeing a shitton of my messages today
CHOWA LOVE
>you can't make it upSHE'S HERE!!! THAT'S 4CHAN'S PHRAESA
>>2700325Haha gay
I feel asleep.
>Instead of picking Hollow Knight or Bloodstained for modern iterations of metrovania she picked outdated shit and her viewership is suffering from itHow do we save her?
>>2700334Gura cute
why is gura taking up a fifth of the screen? she's usually never this big
I love Ina!
GURA'S SPOON WAS HEARD ON STREAM, HOW WILL CHUMKEKS EVER RECOVER?
I love Gura
KIARA LOVE & lust...
Reminder that the original I love Ina poster got dethroned by a copycat. You can notice this by the filename. That means that she was betrayed by Tako Prime.
>>2696916This is fucking disgusting
I'm in love with Ame, bros.
Gura mentioned my chikinwife so have this. Enjoy your stream chumbuds.
gura is black
>>2700334I played hollow knight before super metroid and honestly super metroid holds up remarkably well for a 27 year old game
>>2700346Because the game is 4:3, so why wouldn't she?
Can you give enough?
>>2700334super metroid still holds up well enoughcycling the weapons with select is trash thhough, maridia is also complete dogshit
>>2700334We don't. She's having fun and boomers (me) are throwing money at her.
>>2700350I can't believe my oshi is a heroin addict...
>>2700346Aspect ratio of game.
>>2700334Kill yourself
>>2700275Bloodstained is an ugly, overrated game.
>she actually made sad waffles
>>2700346huge black bars on the sides of the screen means she can take up more empty space
>>2700352I love her more
>>2700334She's based, fuck numberfags
>panckes from scratchI love her so much
>>2700349私もイナが大好き!
>>2696916but why...
>>2700359Cute and based KFPbro
I wanna try Gura's redemption pancakes...>Made them from scratchI love my chef sharkwife
How come number shark when dog rabbit number different?
>>2696916god bless burgerland
GURAS VERY TASTY CUNNY
>69 health>pauses, looks at screen>"Nice!"Guuuura!
Can she still redeem herself at this point?
>>2700333Whose footsteps are these?
>>2700346I hope she learns to crop MHR like all the other Holos at least
>>2700346Hope: she's no longer playing off of OBS preview windowReality: she's dum.
>>2700334super metroid is the best metroidvania though
>>2700358Can you imagine.Gura turns out to be black, completely obliterating any previous rrat about her roommate
>talking about her blue wafflesYAB
>>2700346Do you not see the wall of black emptiness on the righthand side of the screen? ITS FREE REALESTATE
Why goorah no play A2MRNintendo give permission to play game of NinNin claim ownership of A2MRtherefore game of Nin permission = a2MR?Play game goorah it fun
>>2700334have her watch Cromartie high-school
>>2699523
EATING BREAKFAST IN BED WITH GURA
Watching Gura get assaulted by a spoon as she plays some more of the fantastic Super Metroid, learning her controls, getting spooked by giant skeletons and grappling her way to victory while talking about her victory in making breakfast after her pitiful waffle attempts.While Temma's favorite meal is Shio Ramen, and now he wants to learn his fans favorite meals. He's having a blast chatting with his kaiginikkis and is showing an actually decent understanding and pronunciation of the eigo variety. But he doesn't like ChocoMinto because Mint is too hot and now he's in the doghouse.And one more reminder that Shion has released a great cover of Vampire today. If you haven't listened to it yet, I highly recommend you do. You can catch it here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso4f52Pl6YTemma also released a cover song today since it's his birthday. He covered Happy Syntisizer due to his vast love and appreciation for Vocaloid songs. You can catch that song here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTCInki1Ew8So friends, where we at?
UOH GURA'S OLD LADY BONES
LICK!!
Breakfastbros...
>>2700358>she can swimNah. Cope. She's UNA MEXICANA CABRONVIVA
>bed and breakfast with GuraUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>arrow keyswtf is she playing on
Gura bed and brekfast UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Tell me about Ina. Why does she say WAH?
CAN SOMEONE SHOW ME EVERY HOLOMEMBER AND THEIR WEAPON IN MONSTER HUNTER?
TICK TOCK CHICKENSHITS HOW CAN YOU COMPARE TO GURA'S BREAKFAST CHAIN?
>Gura was playing SNES game on analog joystickwhat the fuck?
Would you go to Gura's Breakfast Diner?
... Arrow... keys?
>>2700391She's not a fucking voucher, why would she need to redeem herself?
gura is food
>she's proud of putting flour, eggs, milk and sugar togetherCute.
Coccyx, right? It's the coccyx.
Is Gura ogey?
>>2700375She talked about it on stream that day, she made waffles that turned out badly
>>2700346BEEG
>she's been playing with the analog stickJesas
>>2700421She meant these
>>2700421She just forgot what the dpad was called. She was using the stick before.
>COCK
Muh VOD views in 5 hours.
>tibulamy blain is blokenow watch as she wont know how to pronounce coccyx
>cock ix
COCK
COCK MENTION
She walked right into that one.
>you can all come>moans
>cockGURA???
I love this cute girl!
>>2700404Fuck yeah, they all should watch it.
>>2700391Do you have a full version?She doesn't need redeeming
She said cock.
>>2700425yes. Somebody definitely can. There are infographics.
>cock sis UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>2700426We literally can't... we don't do breakfast...
THE WHAT
Haha she said cock
>>2700334Every game she plays that makes numberfags rage is based.
COCKSEX>COCKSEX
>>2700412TOWA LUST
>cocks, sixGURA NO
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHGURA TALKING ABOUT MY COCK!!!!!!!!!
>>2700334SM holds up extremely well though. It's just MaridiaFuck Maridia
>Cocksix
UOOOOOH GURA'S EROTIC TAIL BONE UOOOOOH
gura is matress
>>2700421Joycons
https://files.catbox.moe/43im5b.mp4
>Gura is using ZSNESYAB
do you think they'll all ever have an off-collab and become actual friends?
I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe! I’m so glad she’s back!
>>2700445>using the stick before>2d gameI want to FUCK this zoomer shark
I FEEL IT IN MY COCK SIXUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
GURA UOOOOOOH GRAB MY COCKSIX
GURA SAID MY COCK'S SICK
Holy shit guys I just noticed something interesting. Go into "purchases and memberships" and next to your most recent superchat, click the three little dots and you get a special message
CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR COCYX?
I can feel it in my cock gura!
>cock sexG...Gura???
oh I'm feeling it
COSSACKS MENTIONSTREAM WHEN?!
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY COCK ALL RIGHT GURA
COCK SIXOCKSIX
Gura doesn't have a pro-con and has been using joy-cons analog stick...
>>2700400Thank you, anon.
UOOOOOOH I'M FEELING IT IN MY COCCYX!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtj9Oe1IBUgcumming with Coco!
UOOOOOOOOOOOH I CAN FEEL IT IN MY COCCYX
COCCYX MENTION
gura is missile
COCK SIX
>>2700358Hey, me too!
>>2700491
>>2700496Eventually.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2700334>Numbers numbers numbershttps://files.catbox.moe/7o443m.webm
>>2700411Gura is a lolibaba confirmed
>>2700465Isn't she wonderful?
GOD THE WAY SHE PRONNOUNCE COCK I'TS TOO HOT
Gura planned this bit 100%
>>2700522COCCYX LOVE
This stream has already been fucking great and it's only been... HOLY FUCK ITS BEEN 45 MINUTES ALREADY?
>Gura sucked six cocks and they were all mineChumkeks explain
C O C K S I X
>>2700430On the left, there's a joystick and arrow keys.No wonder she's having trouble playing the game...
>TTSZentreya collab
>>2700358Shes Filipinx we've been over this
I'M FEELING IT IN MY COCC
She said coccyx so happily that I laughed immediately.
Why....
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2700498To be fair the joycon d-pad is fucking terrible. I'm a d-pad purist and still default to the stick when I'm stuck with the joycons.
Is "Cock Six" Gura's Ace Combat identifier
UOOOHHH GURA'S COCcyx
gura, don't pretendyou just wanted to say cock on stream
>>2700504Fuck you.
>cock six bonesgooruh... enma gonna bonk you agai
>>2700520>bussycoco's cocock and balls....
>>2700358Hey so am I
Would you buy it?
gura is enemy
giant side gura is S tier like corner gura
uoh..
CHUMBUD-2 BOOGIE AT YOUR COCK-SIX
gura won't reach 11k
>>2700546Bro I don't think you're supposed to have six cocks. Get that checked out
gura is hornier than usual
>>2700571I would buy 20
UOH
>>2700504Motherfucker
>>2700536She is very wonderful!
>>2700571did she fuck it up like the burger?
THAT WAS MY COCCYX, LUIGI
Jesus christ every gura thread is people just giggling about her saying something unintentionally dirty, it's like a group of 12 year olds
>>2700571Where's the peanut butter?
>>2700582Anon, really.
>>2700410Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Gura talk about coxxyxes!
Gura just wanted an excuse to say cock on stream.
>>2700571yes!
>>2700403>Playing something that could spark controversyNo.
Metroid bros, how far is she in the game? Got an estimate on how much longer it'll take her to finish?
>>2700571In a heartbeat
>>2700118I'm sorry.
>>2700571yeah
>>2700551>>2700561Gura... buy the pro controller onegai...
>>2700571I don't know why Gura's name is so good at selling me shit.
>>2700490she's so cute bros
>>2700562I can't believe Gura would leak Ace Combat 8 details like that. This is why they don't have Bamco permissions.
I WANT GURA TO SUCK MY COCCYX
Nice cock!https://youtu.be/n07I4g01FPo
>>2700546...in a row?
>>2700581FUBUKI-2 FUBUKI-2 MISSLES IN THE AIR
>>2700599>unintentionally
>>2700571I already have some in my freezer
>>2700334Super Metroid is still one of the kings of genre despite being so old, it's great for first timers and replaying it is really fun once you learn how to walljump and shinespark
>>2700444>playing onjoyconsget a pro controller gura
>>2700620it would be extremely painful
Gura is a whore
>>2700571too much meat, not enough eggs
I love Reine!!!!
>>2700346Bigger Gura theory.
>>2700595
>ourselves>we
>>2700334>10k are bad numbersnumberfags are delusional.
>>2700615She hates playing games on console so she thinks it's a waste of money
>>2700334At least Gura plays other stuff...bros how do we save Koro-san...
chunky cat
Gura's depression arc rages on...
>>2700643(DO NOT RESEARCH)
>>2700609It's been a hot minute, but I think she's around halfway through?
>>2700633>>2700633>>2700633>>2700633
>>2700623ohhhh
gura is comfy today
>>2700599That was exactly what HER was but just 24/7
>>2700551Sometimes I forget she still hasn't invested $70 to make her Switch games more fun.
>niggyGURA NO.
>>2700595i hate that pic becasue it reminds me i dont ave a roboco wife.
>I only have $300Bros how do we save me?
>>2700550based
>>2700490HOLY KEKI missed that, how did the thread react?
>>2700504And here's what it looks like after the message
>>2700609Anywhere from 10 minutes to 10 hours
>>2700334Debuff games are kino and comfy, fuck yourself
Is it possible to redo the rigging on her model?
"Da JOPs, dey love Guwa!"
>>2700670Invest it all in dogecoin right now.
>>2700652Doom Eternal. It's been long enough, Doog needs to return.
>>2700637She's literally a virgin.
>>2700504jokes on you i dont superchat
IT MAY BE THE PAIN MEDS OR THE ALLERGIES TURNING MY MIDDLE EAR INTO A WALL OF PURE PAIN BUT I JUST GOT A BRILLIANT IDEATHE GIRLS HAVE ACTIBLIZZ PERMISSIONS, RIGHT? THEY PLAY HOTS, DIABLO 2, CAWADOOTY, ETCTHEY SHOULD PLAY BAND HERO!
>she speaks 3 words of japanese>the JP bros come out of the woodworkamazing, splendid.
>suddently dozens of JOPs show up like ninjas in Gura's chatI never fucking tire of it
>suddenly chat is filled with nips
>>2700599You have to realize, anon, that Hololive isn't a very sophisticated pastime, and it doesn't attract fans who are particularly interested in a nuanced comedic approach like, say, Takanashi Kiara's comedy. For the grand majority of them, simple sexual innuendo is all they crave, and all they understand.
Is anyone else playing along with Gura? I fired it up during the last stream and managed to catch up to her during the stream. Gonna see how far I can get today. Probably been 5 years since I played, surprised at how much I still remember.
>>2700643Related to golf rumours. Research at your peril.
Roboco is ugly
>today is mondaygura your weekday reps
>>2700615>$3500 PC>$1400 chair>$1000 microphone>$500 mixer>$99 USB capture card>$50 headphones>Bundled joycons
>>2700490I like how strongly she says it. She says it with so much force that it makes me think she just says it for fun in her free time.
>>2700626OH DEAR GOD IT'S A BOTAN I REPEAT A BO
>>2700667if she got one and tried it with project diva, she probably just threw it away.
>>2700426Two words for you:Chicken. Biscuit.
>>2700692>>2700694>>2700696JPBros are kinda cute... ngl
Gura has a really pleasant voice, it has a really nice sound
Gura doing her basic nihongo reps.
>>2700685How do I buy crypto and is this an actual good idea or just another /biz/ meme?
>oshi>who is more black, Mori or Gura?
>>2700504kek
>>2696916KFPbros...
>>2700571
>>2700702It's Monday in japan
>>2700571Who are you and what have you done with Jimmy Dean?
Less live viewers (today) than:Ayame, MiKorone, Aqua, Marine/Flare/Noel, Subaru, Pekora and NENE.
Gura sounds Finiish sometimes
5ch must be fucking cumming rn
>>2700671It hurts, doesn't it?
>>2700702but it's monday in japan
gura has the tickle beam coochie. she really is going for tickling next
>>2700490She pronounces it like she's choking on one.
>>2700670donate it to Gura
The JOP's must be cumming in their pants right now
same-chan watashi ni "ohayou" to iimashita, abayo kuzudomoga!
>>2700410Right here!
サメちゃんかわいい
>>2700689No, she isn't. Now fuck off unicornfag.
>>2700692Based. I didn't even think anybody would know what the fuck she was saying. Respect positive reinforcement JOPs.
>Check to see if 5ch is having their usual freakout whenever Gura says anything in Japanese>Pic relatedFair.
>>2700701Your heart is ugly.
What are our Japanese counterparts opinion on the current stream?
Holly shit, is this from Scatman alone or something else got nuked?
>>2700582I see you faggot
>>2700692Literally the same as Korone's "Hi guys!"
>>2700649Playing off the 200ms delayed OBS preview window isn't helping her enjoyment
>>2700754kek
>>2700721reddit memewhich in /biz/ standards is a good thingshit spiked up like 10 fold in a day
>>2700754Naruhodo
>>2700717you are coming under her spell
GURAFOR OPTIMAL DISTANCE YOU WANT TO RELEASE AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLETHIS WILL MAXIMIZE YOUR PROJECTILE MOTION
>>2700721It's an actual good idea which is why most of /biz/ is fucking seething about it right now. They can't handle the fact that all their shitty altcoins got blown the fuck out by le funny shibe.
>>2700750>>2700689begone both of you
>>2700721If you want my completely unprofessional opinion, I expect it'll continue climbing for at least another few days so if you buy in now you should have a small profit.
>>2700711INCOMING BOGEYhttps://files.catbox.moe/dj5tdu.webm
>gura actually became better at using the grappling beam faster than I did on my first playthrough
Do you think a shadow monster Vtuber would work?
>>2700756A bunch of shit got nuked but Scatman was the biggest
>>2700692>>2700694>>2700696It's the same way when a JP holo starts speaking English and all the English speakers bust through the windows and action roll into the chat to say hello.Everyone likes cute girls.
>>2700637>>2700750>source: I'm an olliekek
>>2700716Reminds me of Korone teaching someone else that you can summon overseas bros by saying "Oh hey guys~"
>>2700754Me too JP bro
>>2700609well lets see. Grapple > find ghost ship > kill phantoon > explore ship > get Gravity > find way into Maridia > fuck Maridia > stumble upon Draygon and kill it > find path to Lower Norfair > kill Ridley > enter Tourian through the big 4 statue > Kill Mother Brain > Escape
>>2700754Sou ka
>>2700553that was ina
>>2700701Your oshi wouldn't want you to say mean things about her friends.
>>2700754same desu JPaniki...
>>2700754Based
Why is Gura so BIG?
>coochie beam
>>2700692Just like EOP on any other holo, or spics when anyone says "hola"
>>2700754Sugoi!
>>2700774BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAT
>>2700721it's always a meme, dudeif you have to ask then you're the bagholder that makes everyone else rich
>>2700754Same desu
>>2700504
>>2700724I actually knew someone who would do that, not only to his tenders or nugs but also his fries and burger. We ragged on him everytime but he would just laugh it off and say don't knock it til you try it. Still haven't tried it.
>>2700729I've never seen anyone more asshurt in my life. You're hilariously pathetic.
GURA TICKLING MY BALLS WITH HER TONGUE
>>2700756every song that had a copyright got shafted.fuck the music industry.
>>2700756All of her music parody memes got nuked. Remember that Japan has no fair use cutouts for copyright so Cover's lawyer probably told them they need to take them down.
>>2700775She just admitted to have been using the fucking analog stick this whole time and just switched to the "arrow buttons" just before making it over to the energy tank. Dumb shark
>>2700689>literally over 9000 years old>mating ritual battlescarsdyrbi?
>>2700671yet. out of all the fanbases you guys are almost guaranteed to get your oshi eventually
>>2700754
>>2700813Joseph you just graduated from high school, save your money for tuition
>>2700756Why though? It was acapella
>>2700599Just like in her chat, i filter them in my head now but that's really sad overall.
>>2700504Based.
>>2700324who?
>>2700775Gura tensai
>>2700721I've heard like 2-3 anons here claim they got rich off it, so in other words just like the Gamestop thing you're already too late to profit as much as they did.
>>2700504>>2700813kek
>>2700599>NO SILLINESS ALLOWED. INTERNET IS SRS BSNS.If I wanted high-brow humor for intellectuals, I wouldn't be on 4chan.
>NiggyGURA?
>>2700755uoh
What's Noel's fucking problem?
>>2700813kek
>>2700504I have expendable cash for days, my chikin deserves it.
>>2700772GO BACK TO MANILLA
>>2700779You'll need to give her facial features, definitely mouth and hair outline, probably can skip the eyes, but it'd be neat albeit extremely unsettling.It wouldn't be cute, which is a problem for hololive, but would make a great indie probably.
>>2700845Most based post I've seen all day.
>>2700754JOPs sure are obsessed with the EN girls' asses, huh
>this is the second time Gura doesn't tweet that she's starting her Super Metroid streamWhat's her endgame?
Hidari...Migi...Hidari...Migi...
>>2700693>A game full of music with copyright It's never going to happen
>>2700756scatman aloneif john scatman was stil here, he probably would have endorsed her. He loved japan
>>2700816You sound asshurt.
>>2700599>unintentionallyI bet you thought the meatloaf stream was just about cooking.
>Hidari migiIt's the fucking Luna playthrough all over again
>>2700721>400% increasenah man, I'm not feeling up for ponzi schemes
>Ame requested teamates for padcast-esque conversation topics for her Gura collab>Thinks the idea "is so good" that she commissioned official art for itWhat kind of collab is she planning? Ame seems to think it's going to be awesome. What would comissioned art do to enhance something involving podcast-style conversation?
>>2700840Maybe not, it can definitely go to a dollar. It's just a question of how long it will take.>tfw bought in at .03 and sold at .08
Will Gura save the animals?
>>2700851Kek, I'm a fucking Noel anti now
>>2700871What about Clone Hero?
>>2700867An idol's vagina is off-limits after all.
>>2700681Of course, Coco had similar problems and had hers fixed up just fine.But Cover needs to make everything a BIG EVENT so don't expect it until there's some dead time they need to fill between anniversary/announcement/birthdays
Walljumps again...
>>2700653Based fat cat poster
>>2700883Bro...How many shares?
>>2700830The composition is copyrighted. In US law it would've had a good chance of passing as parody, but there's no such thing in Japanese law.
>>2700867what did he mean by that?
>>2700599Yes, and?
>>2700884Them fucking
>>2700867JOPs are discovering the wonders of asses after being into tits for centuries
Gura..........
>>2700851>Noel>Image is Lamy talking about NeneYou okay anon?
>>2700599>Jesus christ every thread is people just giggling about her saying something unintentionally dirty, it's like a group of 12 year oldsFTFY
>>2700869To have comfy times with the people who care enough to keep track of her schedule
GURA IS A MOUTHBREATHER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2700851Noel gigaton pressed Lamy's fat ass with her fat cock
>>2700334Gura wants to decline, let her decline.
Mouth breeder Gura uuuohhh
>>2700599
>>2700878updownload
Is Gura cute?
Gura's bratty whiny voice is so fucking cute.>not aloooooot!
>>2700855JUST BECAUSE I POST TOWA, DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE WACKY BROWN MAN WITH WEIRD NAILS
>>2700925This rrat is unironically the most believable thing I've read all week
>>2700874You've been posting the same shit for months, friend. Consider a different hobby.
Gura focusing, mouth agape, is cute! CUTE!
Sneaking up on Gura while her mouth is open!Sticking your ____ in Gura's agape mouth!
Which Holo is the most awkward about getting huge superchats? Is it still Money Mori or has she gotten better at dealing with them? I've been impressed lately with how Kiara just emphatically says something like "thank you for your generosity" and doesn't get all awkward about it, she's really a pro about the whole thing.
>>2700933GO BACK TO KRAKOW
>>2700933Are you that guy that got accused of being Polish earlier?
>>2700637>>2700750>>2700822>stares autistically at a dude until he gives her juice>that dating "advice">whoreDYRBI?
>>2700884It's just an hour of them laughing at the creepiest superchats they've both gotten.
>>2700919she's stealing Ina's niche!
>>2700929Not in the slightest.
>>2700947tounger so that I can kiss her!
>>2700893I don't know, i guess it would depend of the songs they play
>>2700884Lore zatsudan
>>2700947Whipped cream canister
>>2700953wtf anon, that happened hours ago, go to sleep
>>2700947
>>2700851t. didn't do his repsat least plug it into deepl
Goorah...
>>2700949Send one to each of them and measure their reactions to find out, from EN, ID and JP each
Do you think Gura has enough missiles?
>this is my momentDid Gura just sing fucking rebecca black?
>Ahh, nothing like a GAWR Boost drink after your first large Baskin-Robbins OREO Chocolate milkshake!
>>2700851Lamy and Noel did an offcollab ASMR stream with a double heartbeat section.I'll leave it to your imagination to think about the logistics of that.Lamy was intimidated.
>>2700947Tongue just like my JAVs
Why am I getting ads for schizophrenia medication?
>>2700947Toothbrush!
>>2700929The cutest>>2700958This anon is a dirty liar
>>2700756>somewhere Pekora is cackling because she gets VODs brough back up, others get them taken downTICK TOCK VALKYRIE AURORA
>>2700884here's a good place to share my rratits an offcollab. Ame moved close enough to Gura that they can offcollab now.She wanted to move to fix her internet, but the real reason she moved close to Gura is because Cover made her so she can keep tabs on Gura/physically satisfy Gura's needs/ be someone Gura can interact with in person since she likely never does (pick one)
>>2700929Gura is dead. There is only Gawrzawa.
>>2700953yea
>>2700925just realized after looking this screencap over that i misspelled my filename, thanks!
>Wave beamSOMEONE POST IT
Imagine sneaking up on her with your dick out while her mouth is agape in focus and shoving it in
>>2700971>go to sleepIt's only 8:57 pm, Polish-kun
>>2700947Shotgun
>>2700996kill yourself
>>2700994>physically satisfy Gura's needsU-uoooooohh
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2700982what a funny nickname
reminder
>>2700985I got addicted to bandori after that sponsor...
>>2700985Suisei, no! You'll have another metabolism crash like you did on Holotalk!
>>2700901I can't remember. It wasn't more than 2k dollars. I don't want to do the math. I wouldn't have made FUCK YOU money, though. I was burnt out because I had been planning on buying dogecoin for a while before it broke .01, but I was INSISTENT ON coinbase. Ended up buying on RH because the alternative exchange I made an account for wouldn't get verified in time, and had a bad experience with RH. I've been a bit depressed and unable to look at stonks/crypto ever since.
>>2700982She's been learning a bunch of songs off-stream
>>2700697peepeepoopoo
Polka
>>2700867It's weird how much alike we are.
>>2700929maybe
>>2700981There is never enough dakka.
>>2700956You don't need to date to have sex, retard.
>>2700884If she's commissioning something for it, I get the feeling she's planning on this 'podcast' being a recurring thing. Whether it's specifically Gurame or if she plans on bringing in others I dunno though, I think it'd be cool either way. The zatsudan collabs (Ina with Ame and the Takamori off collab one) are honestly some of my favourite EN collabs by far, I'd love to see more in that vein.
what does 5chan think about the gura's super metroid stream?
>>2701011YAB
>>2701011um
>>2701011>>2701009YABAI
how come everyone abandoned terrariawhat happened bros? i thought you was keepin it gangsta
>>2700981no, she's going to be thankful for all the missiles if she ever reaches Mother Brain
>>2700985NO THAT'S A COLLECTIBLE!
>>2701009>>2701011yab
>>2701015Erase
>>2701011HEY WAIT A MINUTE
>>2701015Fuck off Damascus
>>2701017watch the animewatch the live concertsat least youtube search Raise a Suilen, theres alot to like about bandori
Gura won't even get 15k this stream
>>2700919To think she mocked our boy V...
>>2700981the game has 250 of themno
>>2701031Can someone remind me what her queen sized bed is for?
Boomers should all fucking die from the great coof. The internet would be better place without those faggots. M*troid is not a classic it's a literal boring garbage, the viewer counter proves it. At this point I believe that anyone who likes m*troid is a mentally challenged individual.Hopefully Gura finishes this boring trash this stream. I don't want to see any m*troid streams ever again. Retrofags should fucking kill themselves.Gura could have played DMC, monster hunter or terraria instead of this... This could have been a kino stream... inb4 zoomer. This game is objectively worse then DMC or monster hunter. Go fuck yourself nostalgia degenerates. Once you die nobody would even think about your "classics" because they are all trash. NOW PAY UP! COMMON! The only fucking reason Gura tolerates (you) and your old ass garbage is money and (you) fucking know it. I'd say that it's your moral obligation to make it up for your shit tier retro "game". Nostalgia is truly the worst thing that could cloud your judgement. I will purge anything that I consider nostalgic in order to be a better individual
>>2700925holy shit...
>All that for missilesWow, such an amazing design.....
>>2701011it was months ago ame..
>>2700994>its an offcollab>ame canceled it on the day it was going to happenlol no
>>2701011Ame...
>>2700929The cutest in the universe
>>2700998But you are Polish
>>2701039
>>2701031remember the couple of weeks after Amon9 Us where /hlgg/ was in love with Polka and talked about her constantly? I wonder how come nobody even acknowledges her in here anymore
>>2700653
>>2701011
>>2700933flipbro has completely ruined Towa for this thread, unfortunately.
>>2701005I see you don't watch the streams
>>2701054>live concertsBy the seiyuus?
>>2701063i was born in 1981 and you are right
>>2700851She's a whore
>>2701063Anon, your pills...
>>2701071NO that'd be Towa...
>>2701015I hope to see my child soon...
>>2701071extremely so
>>2701058>>2701072https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1383948411678826503I AM POLKA
I guess tonight I'll try watching another Gura stream and see if I find her funny yet
>>2701047>Why yes, yes it is. I even obtained it through nefarious and quite possibly illegal methods, what are you going to do about it?
She really thought Crocomire was a hard boss if she expected to fight it for at least one hour
>>2701011wtf ame
>>2701063>Weeks later he's still seething because he was so sure Gura would drop itkek if you hate it so much fuck off and watch something else
>>2701031I'm so glad that our little enclave of Omaru-za has survived and thrived for so long while still understanding the most important thing in life: Polka
STFU everyone! Tenma is gonna teach us Japanese slang while Gura suffers.
>>2701011You have to let it go ame...
>>2701063i was born in 2001 and you are wrong
>>2701028The love of cute girls transcends all boundries, and is a foundational feature of civilized men.
>>2701039>Gura is fucking random guys she doesn't even knowthat's even less believable
Gura end this stream right now
Did something happen to Gura's rig in the past few months? I noticed her head looking more squished than it used to and did a comparison. Her head looks noticeably more skewed. Left is Luigi's Mansion 3, right is current stream.
Chumkeks, our oshi is retarded.
gopher...
>>2701063ogey
>>2700878>>2700870I don't get it....
Take a shower after Gura's stream, /hlgg/!
Goodah...
Gura...
>>2700981With her "all that for some stupid missles?" attitude? Not a chance.
>>2701058Cuddling and love making
Pain peko...
Goomba...
>style points
Goober....
>>2701114UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>2701113She had a stream where she fucked around with her aspect ratio for laughs and I think she never properly fixed it.
>>2701089Explain this, kenzokeks
>>2701113She never figured out how to reset transformations after this stunt.
>>2700982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCFOcqsnc9Ysorry not sorry
>>2701113she never got the aspect ratio back to normal after messing with it a few streams ago
>>2701114abayo
>>2701114あの...
>>2700721WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I HAVENT CHECKED DOGECOIN IN WEEKS AND NOW I HAVE 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS WTF
So you all keep saying Gura's enjoying Metroid...Are you sure?
>>2701093So it wasn't a rape dungeon, but a transformation facility...
inb4 sequence break with bomb hopping
>>2701063I agree, Metroid is a shit game, Super Metroid on the other hand, a timeless masterpiece
>>2701063i agree with you on her other metroid streams but for some reason this one's kino?
>>2701063(You)
>>2701114yab calm the fuck down Ame
>>2701089Towa is cute beyond reason but I’ll have to respectfully disagree
>>2701073>this copeSad
This is someone's oshi.
>>2701155Congrats anon drop a big aka on your oshi
>>2701114Me on the left.
>>2701113This is literally the Bigger Luke Theory of Hololive
>>2700996HERfag...
>>2701133angry shark
>>2701119No the game is badly designed or more accurately it's design is outdated.
>>2701158Gura enjoys boss fights more than the exploring.
Why is she so big?
>>2701113Odds are she probably never reset it after messing with the scaling
>>2701158Yes
premium cute voice gura today
>>2701113ah I called this before but was too lazy to look it up. thank you for making the side by side. hopefully someone tweets it at her.
>>2701114Is Ame actually a southpaw?
Gura won't even look directly at the screen and dox me
>>2701173what the fuck did i just read
>>2700425Dual Blades: Watame, Suisei, Reine, Mel, Rushia, Anya, RisuLongsword: Aqua, Kanata, Ayame, Shion, Temma, Moona, MiyabiHunting Horn: Marine, Ina, Polka, Roboco, Izuru, Rikka, Towa, NeneGreatsword: Lamy, Oga, PochiHammer: Miko, Luna, Coco, Okayu, NoelSwitchaxe: Fubuki, Roberu, PekoraGunlance: Aki, ShienLight Bowgun: Mio, Botan, Aruran, KoroneSword and Shield: MatsuriInsect Glaive: Flare, IofiCharge Blade: Gura, AstelHaven't Played/Streamed yet: Kiara, Subaru, Amelia, Choco, Ollie (will stream in 6 hours), Mori, AZKi, Sora
>>2701143Goofy...
>>2701021Anon I have a dollar and ninety one cents in my bank account right now. While not fuck-off levels, that's still a good chunk of change.
>>2701108Not really. Tons of girls do it.
>>2700676>/hlgg/ watching coco's streams that aren't meme review
>>2701160Based. I never played Metroid and I never intend to. Super Metroid however is great,
Honestly if your oshi doesn't have a signature greeting AND signature sign-off catchphrase, then she's shit.
Towa...
>>2701183The longer she goes without sex the bigger she gets
>>2701168yeah, mine
>>2701155give goobles $100 rn
>>2701063I thank the lord every day I'm not actually autistic.
>>2701168Yeah, mine
>>2701168Yes, mine
>>2701200okay then...how did /hlg/ react?
>>2701195>no bow userswhy is Hololive so full of scrubs again?
>>2701113She became fat
>>2701189No I think all of them are right handed.
>>2701173How long until Guura debuts?
>>2701192Kneel
>>2701143Torra...
>>2701147first ollie, then haachama and now even rebecca black... teenagers should be banned from the entertainment industry
>>2701173Star Wars fans are truly unparalleled autists. They set the bar.
There’s such thing as a Holo that isn’t cute, because all the uglies got the boot when HoloCN got shut down.It is unfortunate that Yogiri, the only good design of the bunch wasn’t able to be saved, but alas.
Are people getting vaccinated really killing HoloEN's numbers that badly? This is fucking brutal.This isn't even "muh nousagi" anymore, Gura's competing with the mid-tiers like Noel and Haachama at this point
>>2701101
>>2701063the "boomers" who remember super metroid are like late 20s and wont budge from the coof
>>2701216>orangeyou serious?
>>2700425
>>2701195How will lancebros react when Ollie is the one that uses it?
>>2701173god, how can our rrats even compete with this shit?
Holy crap my reps are working well enough to get what Tenma is explaining, along with his english. This is great practice.
>>2701114Thats a bad sound, indeed.
>>2701222gura definitely plays taiko with a strong right hand preference, can't say anything about the others
>>2701198Naturally, but saying it's not enough money to fuck off to Mexico for a couple of years and still have enough to comfortably reinvest is how I cope on losing out on like 20K.
>>2701147I genuinely like this
>>2701158Who the hell knows. She dropped Terraria after saying she loved it.
>>2701193It gets so, so much better
>>2700425It's a little dated but this is what Gurenge was talking about
>>2701195>only 7 holos haven't jumped on the bandwagonThank God Ame is my oshi and will never play this game.
>>2701195Ollie is 100% going to use dual blades.
>>2701234Fuck you Shion. Artia and Civia were cute.
>>2701063I remember the cold war as an actual thing and not as a chapter in a history textbook. This is dangerously based.
>>2701147Music has never brought me such genuine pain before
>>2701200I watch Coco pretty much every time she's on if it's a reasonable time for my time zone.
>>2701063I really don't know if you are a common anti SM schizo or one of the anti DMC schizos who I've seen using it as ammo to stir shit up or simply a weir fusion of both.
cue replies about deep
>>2701203https://youtu.be/VVNTUCzh4E0?t=6650
>>2701222Kiara is left handed
>>2701174The opposite actually
>>2701240I thought the cocock would prevail over the antiposting...
>>2701237Well, yeah. The West doesn't really have a shut-in culture like Japan does, under normal circumstances. This is a phenomenon brought on by the pandemic. I don't know why this is surprising.
>>2701195I haven't seen Risu's stream with Anya and Iofi yesterday but in her stream last week she was using switchaxe
>>2701195Has anyone watched shien or aki with gunlance? I got filtered hard by that weapon in MHW and wasn't sure if they are any good with it either.
I accidently donated 100$ instead of 10$ how do I do a chargeback with youtube?
>>2701240but /hlg/ loves Coco
>>2701257I'm not buying this rrat
Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear, this one you'll save / Better lock it in your pocket, takin' this one to the grave...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNJGAwqV0ysi unironically listened to the nightcore version of this for god knows how long
>>2701225Bro delete this, they're going to find me
>>2701173Our schizos are like children in comparison to starwarsfags
>>2701216you'll have more luck just going into the archived coco thread
>>2701208ok
>>2701199anon, I could believe Gura having a boyfriend and maybe fucking him, but you really expect me to believe Gura, as shy and socially awkward as she is, is hitting up the local bars and clubs and fucking random guys that give her a quick wink after buying her a pina collada? your rrat is fucking retarded, cuckfag.
>>2701237Why do you care?
>>2701267No, fuck you for having taste so shitty that you could comprehend that retarded gremlin as “cute”, you mongrel.
>>2701267>Artia was cuteIf you're into women with down syndrome maybe.
>>2701262Considering that her complaint as to why she didn't get into Mohun early was because "the combat looked too slow", definitely
>>2701222all are right handed except kiara in en
>>2701267literal la goblina...
LARGE SHARK
>>2701257>what is camera perspectiveStar Wars fans are retarded...
>The nose knowsGura no!
>The nose knows???
Nose...
say something good about it
>THE NOSE KNOWS
RATE GURA'S NOSE
JWU, what Fubuki videos got deleted?
THE NOSE KNOWS
>>2700643>bigger gura theory
GURA CUTE NOSE!
nose...
>>2700688Agreed, but I'd rather her play Dead Space.
>>2701215I believe Okayu said she will play bow when she plays multiplayer.
>the nose knowsGura?
nose....
>The nose knowsGURA WHAT THE FUCK
>OY VEY THE NOSE KNOWSGURA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WTF
>The nose knows...OY VEY GURA
>the nose knowsis she redpilled on the jews?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING NOSE
GURA IS DRUNK
>THE (((NOSE))) KNOWSSHE'S HERE
>the nose knowsgura....... no need to be antisemetic
>the nose knowsGURA..?
>The nose knowsGura no
>the nose knowsUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Trying to interact with their foreign audience usually by using words in that particular language>Hidari, migi>Keep mouth open when concentrating>Banter with their domestic audienceHow long before this fully mirrors the Luna playthrough and Gura yells at her audience for telling her to use missiles and kills Ridley with the charge beam and finishes the game in a Japanese Only Stream
>>2701294Reminder that these fucking schizos have a rule for their wiki that they must refer to fucking EVERYTHING in past tense because "technically it all happened a long long time ago"
>>2701325It looks pretty lewd desu
>>2701270Same, she just doesn't get a lot of discussion here since she streams on prime time and a good chunk of her streams are just superchat thanking like kiara
>>2701287Tonybones you cuck
gura is anti-semitic...
OY VEY
>>2701287>youtube>chargeback
>>2701147Incredible, she turned into a hyperwhore
>>2701284Anon, you can't claim that when other EN vtubers are still inclining...
>the nose knowsshe is letting her /pol/side out
>>2701173>>2701257Help these niggas.
>>2701325looks like a belly
>you want to suck Gura's nose now don't you
>>2701328Scatman and all the musical parodies.
>>2701325I wanna kiss it
haha gura is funny
o-oy vey!
THE NOSE KNOWSGURA IS A /pol/ TARD CONFIRMED
>>2701114Thanks but ABAYO
>>2701328Her Scatman cover, and based on that, all of the short vids of her singing copyrighted songs.
>>2700760gyoi Mr. Koro
That "twoink" sound she made was pretty cute.
>>2701299Damn you tony bones.
>>2701354I'm still waiting for Gura or Ame to try and do a Japanese only stream, that'll be something.
>>2701368not me,>>2701299me
>>2701195>Festival's still the only SnS userHopefully she sticks with it and trains better. that weapon is fun as fuck in Rise
Gura's been hanging out with Kiara it seems
>>2701354Did Luna finish the stream in an English Only stream?
>The nose knows>people in chat saying bergno wonder she is the only EN without reddit
>>2701381>>2701329Nose...
>>2701374What EN vtuber is inclining? Vshoujo is tanking too.
uuuuoooohhhhhh a gummy shark blowjob
>What would you guys think if I didn't have teeth?Is Gura high?
Getting a gummer from Gura?
Gura... what?why?
>>2701275First of all, CUTE. Your oshi is very cute. Second of all, maybe this is retarded but I was surprised when Reine described it as "very concise." It just strikes me as the kind of word a native speaker would casually throw out but not an ESL.
Calm down fags, this isn't just an antisemite meme.
>what would you think if i didn't have teeth?SHE'S UNIRONICALLY HERE
>>2701328scatman
GURA MUST APOLOGIZE>GURA MUST APOLOGIZEGURA MUST APOLOGIZE>GURA MUST APOLOGIZEGURA MUST APOLOGIZE>GURA MUST APOLOGIZEGURA MUST APOLOGIZE>GURA MUST APOLOGIZE
>toothless gura blowjobs
>>2701303She went to high school
NO TEETH GURA LETS GO
>>2701382reminder: Topsis released her original recently and also some new acoustic covers! they're cute, even if she used a lot of autotune in the former!
TOOTHLESS GUMMY BLOWIE JOEY UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2701072I know this is bait but I'm just going to use this as an excuse to talk about PolkaI LOVE POLKA!
Gummy Gura...
>>2701354gura also did that sucking on her lip in anger thing several times this stream. it really is a mirror.
>>2701382top sis...
no teeth = better blowjob?
gums.....
Getting gummed by Gura...
SHE IS LOOKING AT THE EARLY LIFE SECTION OF WIKIPEDIA
FELLATIO
Gummy Goomer
>>2701354My sides would be obliterated if she finished the game in a Japanese only stream
>>2701384BANG BANG BANG, PULL MY DEVIL NIGGER
>>2701237Obviously more number=more money, which is good, but the sooner people can go outside again the less grey names and niggers we'll have to suffer with.
>>2701195Thank you
>>2701432kek
Reminder that >the nose knowscould simply be a reference to Parliament's funk classic "Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk"
>>2701067more fuel for the rrat that they live very close to each other now
I don't remember this boss level.
>>2701382I can't believe you fuckers abandoned her
>>2701114https://files.catbox.moe/mewah1.ogg
>>2701392If they at least romaji I can see it happening
>>2701421Fact! Polka is a real comedic heavyweight, whether she's hamming up video games with her amusing antics, or just chewing the fat with her viewers in her zatsudan streams, her larger-than-life personality never fails to bring me laughter of seismic proportions. Truly the center of gravity of Holo5.
>>2701354god I fucking wish. Luna's SM was the funniest shit
>>2701397The entire finale for Super Metroid was her trying to speak only in English yeah. She cheated using a dictionary though but it was great and basically what made me a Lunaito
Whoa cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks Gura
>>2701375IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER
>>2701444Who?
After this surprising revelation of Gura's antisemetism, I would like to consider making Gura my oshi, but chumbuds creep me out. How do I ignore them?
>>2701072We do all the time, but this is an EOP thread and we quite literally do not know what she's saying most of the time, anon. What could we possible discuss under such circumstances?
>>2701354She needs to do a JP only stream so we can get a moment like this.
>>2701425It's safer, and shark teeth grow back as many times as needed, so it's advisable to remove your shark girl's teeth before doing the deed.
>>2701444It's also just an idiom. I dunno why these retards are immediately jumping to Jews other than /pol/shit rotting their brains.
>>2701401Probably
>>2701382OY VEY
>>2701359>must refer to fucking EVERYTHING in past tense because "technically it all happened a long long time ago"This is elite autism, I fucking kneel
>>2701448>He missed the ultra secret boss in the v2.3.06 updateNGMI
Do people forget the nose knows is an actual real world saying?
>>2701450I did not.
>>2701445No, it isn't.
>>2701462The writing has been on the wall ever since she went on that rant about the Palestinian right of return
Is half this game just jumping on tiny platforms? Isn‘t this supposed to be the best SNES game ever?
>>2701460My fucking sides
>>2701462Stop being a weak faggot
>>2701475Wanna know something even funnier? THEY HAVE A FUCKING PAGE FOR EARTH DESPITE IT ONLY SHOWING UP IN A SINGLE FRAME OF A COMIC AND THEY STILL USE FUCKING P A S T TENSE FOR A PLACE WE ALL LIVE.
>>2701415....and?
>>2701451Fuck thats hot.
>>2701063this is bait but im going to take it this once, If it was so bad then gura would hate it and it would just be another unfinished dropped game that gura is notorious for doing.the fact she is still bothering to play it is because she enjoys it, so to quote (you), Gura is>a mentally challenged individual who likes m*troid.that and you are obviously looking for numbers Mr. numberfag.>This game is objectively worse then DMC or monster hunter.No shit retard Metroid came out on 1994 on the fucking super nintendo. you are comparing it to the peak of a franchise that came out in 2019 and a game that litterally came out less than a month ago in the year of our lord 2021, shit the fuck up
Why is she so big
>>2701450Never followed her
>>2701477yea ive heard it in cartoons, i never knew it was a 4chan dogwhistle
>>2701486ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>2701359>>2701460Oh my god.
>>2701469Weakhttps://litter.catbox.moe/suauj9.jpg
>>2701448>He missed the version of 9927.NGMI
>>2701398Kek
>>2701468kek that "naruhodo" always gets me
>>2701195So what is the meta monhun weapon?
>>2701462Fuck off faggot Gura is going to join forces with Kiara to create the Shark Reich where cute and funny will prevail.
>>2701460I NEED TO FIND THESE PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN A HOSPTAL FOR THE INSANE.I HAVE POSTED (((PSYCHIATRY))) AND (((MEDS))) BEFORE, BUT THIS IS SERIOUS.
>>2701415Please get off the internet once in a while.
Gura is weirder than usual today!and cuter too!
>All these fucking Longsword users and no Lance users in HololiveThis is why Longsword is Capcom's favorite child and Lance is the kid forgotten through time.
I haven't watched Gura in a few months, why does she seem so bummed out now? Is she okay?Kind of making me feel awkward watching, like she doesn't wanna be here
>>2701460I kneel to Star Wars schizochads.... we can't hope to compare...
sadface...
>>2701462How can you be a Nazi and not be antisemitic? That's like eating a hot dog without the bun!
>>2701462>surprising revelation of Gura's antisemetismqrd?
>>2701486This is literally what SNES games were about: jumping on tiny platforms.Back in the boomer ages, this was considered peak gameplay. Samus can switch weapons, which back then was some revolutionary shit
>>2701415I want /r9k/ to fucking leave. high school girls aren't fucking everything that moves retard
>>2701460What's the problem of these people?
>>2701468The fucking naruhodo kills me every time
>>2701486No, that would be A Link to the Past
>>2701173Why are fa/tv/irgins here?
>>2701421Funny you should say that, I love Polka too!
>>2701405Thank you sir. And honestly you won't be very hard pressed to find ESLs who speak english very proficiently to the point of sounding like a native speaker nowadays. It's still not any less impressive but at the same time it's becoming way more common.
>>2701481devils advocate she didn't want to get gura sick
>Only half shark half girl you could findSHARTEMIS OF THE BROWN BTFO
>>2701523probably cause lance is a slow clunky piece of shit with like 3 buttons
>I mean, it tastes good I guess, but it just doesn’t compare to my one true love.
Anyone else put their mouse cursor over Gura's so it felt like you were holding hands?
>>2701237Why do numberfags have such short term memory?
Gura's slowly encroaching more into the 2/3 of the screen for the game.
>>2701523What's the point of being able to block attacks and do low damage when you can just wait for the monster to whiff and then do big damage?
holy fuck Gura is boring
>>2701523Lance is garbage, give up
>>2701525bait.gif
>>2701541everyone is here
technically true since the other one is a dude
>Only half shark half girl you could findfuck....
The ONLY half girl half shark
>>2701455Was this before the Holocaust? Sounds kino.
>>2701123tetaho
>>2701529I meant to write how can you be antisemitic and not a rapist/pedophile but c'est la vie.
>>2701462Gura is my oshi and I'm actually Jewish
>>2701486No, that's Megaman X
>The only half shark, half GIRLAccurate
SHARK FACTS MENTIONSHARK FACTS MENTION
GURA LORE
>>2701525This is peak soft voice Gura, she's just sleepy
>>2701415Is that literally your reason?That is?
>>2701237Viewers with adblock aren't counted.
>>2701286Shien is really good with it,I think he's using the spread ammo type.
Nacho....
>>2701544Allergies aren't contagious, retard.
Gura???
>>2701523Lance is fucking trash
>>2701359>>2701460shit, not even the ironically stupid narratives can compare to this shit
>>2700911Nigger can you read? It's even translated in English for you>ノエル先輩お邪魔しました!!>Noel-senpai bothered me! !!>DeepL: Sorry to bother you, Noel-senpai!
>>2701551numberfags don't care about facts, mang.
>>2701525Only newfags don't recognize your sad posting at this point, schizo
>this bs story about teethshe's here
Nacho...
i don't know gura's lore, is bloop an atlantian or just a mascot?
>>2701325is that her nipple?
>>2701563>>2701564
INA'S IMAGE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
>>2701513>>2701538*doesn't naruhodo at all*
>>2701415so did I.and so did the weird girl in my AP govt class who liked to talk about Halo fanfiction and Inuyasha. she never got laid either.we were in the same D&D group recently, she's still weird
>Gura almost didn't have teethWhy the fuck did Cover rush EN so badly? Yes I already know why
Lies! Gura said she ate her siblings, which means she couldn't have been born without teeth.
>>2701598Sebastian thing.
>>2701563>girl
>>2701486no that's TMNT Turtles in Time
I hope Gura's next outfit shows her bottom teeth but hides her top ones.
>>2701583might have been before ame got confirmation from the doctors
>extremely racist>good sense of humor and taste>very feminine >redpilled on the JQAlmost perfect. Shame about being a whore...
Shut up
>>2701468lmao
>>2701515longsword, i guessmeta really only applies to armor sets though, since armor skills are more important than what weapon you use most of the time
Gura is really fucking cute tonight bros
>>2701598sex slave
>>2701598Who?
>>2700984Which is saying something, cause Lamy ain't exactly a slouch in the chest department herself.
>>2701615what is jq?
>>2701606Vored whole.
>>2701551>Buff game and game ark>Not getting big numbers
>>2701571Would you let her gas you?
>>2701605Aloe...
>>2701615>>2701616
>>2701497Man, I remember the edit wars between the Star Trek wiki page for Breasts and the Star Wars wiki page for Breasts
>>2701615Stop talking about your mom and watch the streams
>>2701468God Luna is great
>>2701605Retardchama...
Fartemis
>>2701514All the pieces are falling into place... The Final Solution to the SEA problem will be televised.
>>2701605I don't, help a newf/a/g, おねがい…
COVER MENTION
>>2701486no thats bahamut lagoonsuper metroid is top twenty though
Wat a funneh story Shark.
>>2701615Her hymen is intact, she only does fellatio, the little slut.
>>2701605What if she isn't talking about her live2D?
SORAIRO DAYS COVER MENTION!
>>2701598An ultra-low-frequency, high amplitude underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
can you retards stop trying to backseat gura about the tube? its not as fun when she's told what to do
>>2701644>the Star Wars wiki page for BreastsOh god I remember that
>>2701609oh shit a leech like CDawgVA (connor AKA Sebastian)
>>2701631the Jay question
so that shark teeth thing, was that supposed to be funny? does it seem to anyone else like sometimes Gura just starts making something up in an attempt at humour but then has no idea where she's going with it so she just kinda mumbles about it but then stops talking? like her sentences are a maze that she's trying to find a way out of
>>2701615Excellent bait
Subtle based SC
Do you think that her model would be improved with bigger teeth like pic related? I could see it being awkward with her talking if its not set up properly.
>>2701599GURA'S NIPPLE NOSE UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>sucky suckyUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>2701549i hover it on her head from time to time when she does good, so it's like i'm patting hear head
>>2701486For me it was Terranigma, but there are really too many incredible games to say definitively. Good thing modern consoles don't have that problem.
>>2701619What should i expect using each weapon?
>>2701644Can I get a QRD?
>>2701651Look up Mano Aloe. She returned to being an indie after what happened to her.
>>2701659Icaruschama, calm down.
>>2701665you're way too late
>>2701678its fine now. she just needs better rigging
>>2701615she really is a virgin though, which makes her truly perfect
>>2701598He is food and probably also a convicted criminal
>>2701676kek
>>2701631https://stedolan.github.io/jq/
>>2701534Uh huh...
>>2701551>debuff game not part of game ark>not getting low numbersOf course, "11000 views is low" is only demented numberfag shitposting anyway
>>2701627
what is she doing
>>2701637Bigger than marine and pekora if that's your metric.
>>2701566>Wat this before the HolocaustNah it's still up, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kiYjw52e28
>>2701678What that other anon said, though I think her having Ame like teeth except them being sharp would be interesting.
>>2701671Welcome to adhd.
>>2701687>What should i expectto become chuuni prime
>>2701698>Fartemis>This SCGura knows.
>>2701703cool fan art
Ah shit, why did this part exist.
[Sad news] The only thing anyone remembers about S*r**r* D*ys is "bottom teeth"
>>2701671I do the same thing
>>2701523>people genuinely surprised fucking SWORD is the most popular weaponI will never understand Mon Hun elitists
>>2701704raping a child
>>2701681MOTHER LOVE ME LONG TIME LONG TIME SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY
>>2701571Disgusting...
baby keem sampled this for a song. I was losing my fucking mind because I couldn't remember where I originally heard it fromhttps://youtu.be/U9FgsySskAA
so what happened terraria bros? i thought that she was addicted to it and having fun...
>>2701668I'll forgive you because I forgot the crab existed and thought the fish was sebastian.
>>2701671You are obsessed bro
>>2701704God is shaking her booty, but for what reason?
>>2701587IT GETS BETTER
>>2701727I dont get it
>>2701460The fucking "A Larger World" piece of "evidence" has sent my fucking sides into orbit
>>2701571please leave
>>2701727>>>/r/eddit
GURA IS SWEATY!
>>2701727NEXT MEME!
>>2701742How much further does the schizo hole go?
waht the fuck is this
>>2701678baby teeth > big chompers
>>2701525she's had "a lot going on"
Gura don't mention sweat...
Fucking Dio
Gura's losing it live on stream!
>cold sweats>fan
>is that dio?DIO HATE
Gura, no, don't encourage him
>>2701742THIS RRAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE SENSE. *WHY* WOULD HE CHANGE HEIGHTS?
>>2701727its called Sorairo Days not S*or**ro D*ys, and its a great song
Shut up Dio I know you're subbed to HoloFightZ.
>>2701763>he doesn't clap when his oshi finishes her stream
>>2701736MonHun happened.
>>2701571I'm sorry, but you need to have a kosher oshi like Shion or Aki.
>>2701687Hammer feels very satisfying when you get those stuns off and get to go to town on their head, Overextending will 100% get you knocked on your ass though
Taking advantage of a sleepless shark who can't defend herself!!
Is Gura on her period?
>>2701763now you too can pay to be an americlap
>>2701727Sorario Days?
>>2701678big teeth would be so fucking hot I wouldn't be able to contain my chum
>"cold sweats"Wait, is she actually sick? That would explain things.
>>2701763please clap
>Every day
>>2701515meta in monhun only really applies to speedrunners. every weapon style is capable of soloing any monster without too much trouble if you have decent abilitypeople like hunting horn players, they do help alot in online play. theres some cool builds you can do like paralysis charge blade and 100% crit cat claw dual blades
>>2701727I really wish this asterisk meme would die already, can't understand anything.
>>2701737how the fuck do you forget the singer for under the sea is the crab
>>2701775Because there's always a bigger fish.
>>2701763CLAP YOUR HANDS
>>2701763N E X T M E M E
>>2701763Superchats but for comments
>Most subscribed Holo>Can't reach 20k in stream>Her fanbase must cope with Vod views to feel better about themselves.This shark.
Yes Gura thank the schizos that want to rape you for making your day brighter
>>2701783How can I find a bf like this?
>Dio gets recognized>Ichigo doesn'tBleachbros........
explain this, takos
>>2701566No, it's from the first round of EOP pandering after EN came out.
>>2701736It made her want to play the good 2D games from the best era of them.
>>2701727>Number 1 if it wasn't for marine's shitpost most listened holo cover of the weekYeah no one remembers it
>>2701173>commonly abbreviated to BL
>>2701783I wanna pick her up when she's trying to practice singing and princess carry her and then when we're in bed I'm gonna cuddle with her and hold her hands
>>2701615this slander won't stand.
>>2701775YOU DON'T GET IT THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LUKES
>>2701478WHY GURA WHYYYYYY?
>>2701763You don't clap at the end of streams? Next you'll tell me you don't order crab legs at the cinema.
>>2701813I want to smell her butt
>>2701763Prease crap
>>2701468>At least one piece of banter involving English users misunderstanding the Japanese users and start telling her they're saying these things then she asks for clarification and they say it's cute and she goes "HAH learn a thing or two from the JP niki!">Kill Ridley with charge beam>Japanese poem superchat that gets butchered and confuses the shit out of both EN and JP viewers>JP stream for the final streamIf she does those then it'll be an exact mirror and it'd be fucking kino
>>2701798
gura won't reach 12k
>>2701598Open wide, newfag.Bloop is actually an allegory for Gura herself. Bloop represents the feelings of containment, imprisonment, and restraint that Gura endures while playing her character. The whole reason Bloop can't be released is because it actually means the shedding of Gura's own limiters. The implication of this is that removing HER limiters would result in a being too powerful to be contained, even by Hololive.This is also why Gura never shows Bloop on stream anymore. Who wants a constant reminder around of what they could be without restraints? It would be like a slave carrying around their collar as a constant reminder of their station in life.
>>2701825THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EVEN BY STAR WARS LOGICS AND WHY WOULD THERE BE TWO
>>2701818>uke luke and seme luke
>>2701812Sorry bro, people only care about his hot wife now
>didn't have teeththis is the second girl from that area of the world that i've heard about this condition from.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Failure_of_eruption_of_teeth
>>2701818Ame no, calm down
>>2701818MIKO, MARINE GET DOWN
>>2701832>>2701840
>>2701450I never abandoned her, and she hearts my comments on every video and community post! It's just the algorithm that fucked her over since even I only see her community posts 2-3 days after. I think she is working hard to overcome it!
>>2701775The Force works in mysterious ways...
>>2701796I watched the little mermaid exactly once, at the age of 5.
>>2701615>Being virgin>WhoreSomething doesn't connect
was that marriage humming, chumkeks care to explain?
>>2701838get fucked
>>2701604>a girl that likes Halo lore and Tabletop and is willing to hang out with youNIGGA FUCKING DO YOUR SOCIAL REPS AND GO FORGE A CONNECTION
>>2701838Anon??
GURA IS GETTING MARRIED SOON
>>2701858We got married
>>2701838
>>2701832>>2701840blueclappermind...
>>2701858I married her. Sorry deadbrap.
>>2701775it depends on what shoes he was wearing each day of recording
>>2701841>>2701775You wouldn't understand....
>>2701604Anon, for all of us, marry her
>>2701813welp that's going in the folder...
>>2701838Anon please for you sake...
>>2701841LUKE AND VADER WERE CONTAMINATED BY PALPATINE'S FORCE ENERGY BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN BORN AND LIKE PALPATINE THERE ARE MANY OF EACH, BUT THE LUKES EXIST PARTIALLY AS FORCE GHOSTS DUE TO THE SHEER NUMBER THAT HAVE ALREADY DIED AND THEY SOMETIMES POSSESS EACHOTHER'S BODIES CAUSING THEM TO SWITCH PHYSICALITIES
USING MY XRAY SCOPE ON GURA!
>>2701695>>2701856(?) How do you guys know?
What timeline is this?
>>2701549That's a little on the nose, anon.
>>2701784Yes actually
>>2701838>not even a minuteskek
puyopuyopuyo...
>>2701858She wants to get married with me
I forget the x-ray scope is a thing every time I play this
>>2701821>princess carryIofi ruined this for me.
do you guys think Gura finally joined that private discord "dio" made for her so the two can chat personally?
>>2701855alright fair enough
>the Force can literally impregnate some random woman on a dune coon sand planet and nobody bats an eye>but creating two Lukes, no, that's way too weird for Star WarsYou people are so damn naive.
>>2701878t. me
>>2701758IT GOES SOMUCHDEEPER
>>2701891A pretty awful one. But at least one of EN doesn't wear panties on her head. That'd be the worst timeline.
>>2701891the bad one
gura won't have dreams
>>2701903Who?
>>2701838you were saying faggot?
>>2701905THEY'RE
>>2701905oh yeah i'm sure she signed right on up lol
>>2701903What did she do?
>>2696875
>>2701887This fucking image kills me every time I see it. Anya edits are the best.
>>2701912AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The x-ray beam is such a legitimately cool upgrade.
>>2701889I'm her gynecologist.
>>2701571your oshi is cute but she hates you, and so do I
>>2701911I need the link to this NOW
>>2701821Are you me?
>>2701925Reddant...
>>2701604Just fuck her already you coward
gura won't reach 13k
*PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO PUYO *
>>2701468It literally doesn't work in reverse, though.With the JP girls, they can read the western characters but have no idea how to pronnounce them or what they mean.Gura either knows how ot read a moon rune and what it means, or doesn't.
Gura will never marry me...
>>2701905Yes
>>2701889I'm her hymen.
>>2701891He's favorite rezero is beatrice though, he's not bad
>>2701838This guy is a chumbud that noticed Gura would reach 12K and posted it to get (You)s. Deleting the post intensify the (You)s. This technique has been used multiple times by chumbuds recently.
JGBFWHow was Ina today?How is Gura?
>>2701604Laugh at this turbovirgin.
>>2701903who?
>>2701955people went for it twice in this very thread, even!
>>2701950This is true
>>2701955No shit?
>>2701955almost as if they got the joke, damn
>>2700349I love Ina too!
https://files.catbox.moe/w8b9f6.mp3
>>2701952And how do I know (you) exist huh???? And no, I will NOT take my meds!
>>2701515according to speedrun times, Longsword is best meta in Riseand in World it's Heavy fucking Bowgun
>>2701924
>>2701925Radish kun...
>I know I'm going to dieNihilism gura...
>>2701889being a virgin is secretly a requirement to join hololive.
>>2701955Must be fun at parties
>>2701911Bro, I'm gonna need several glasses to take off in disbelief for this one.
>>2701954And yet Emilia remains supreme.
>>2701842Bloop is too big, just like your brain tumor.
>>2701977>IT'S REAL
>>2701956Gura actually learned to use the grappling beam fairly quickly and also beat the boss that made her ragequit the previous stream within the first 10 minutes.
>>2701903how?
>>2701977wtf, SEACHADs explain yourselves
>>2701905yes, they spent their evenings reading poetry to each other
>>2701937Literally just type Bigger Luke in the google search bar.
Gura won’t even reach 500k
>>2701949JOPs that SC to Gura are usually good with avoiding kanji.
>>2701956>Just got back from WestTaiwanGO BACK
>>2701952I will break you one day anonchama...
>>2701981This, but completely seriously. Even if they're actively trying to settle down, like Choco is.
>>2701977
>>2701955no shit sherlock
>>2701981*takes your oshi's virginity*
>>2701952https://youtu.be/8lkhbD9vkfc
>>2701955If I win, there will be a karaoke stream next week
>>2701977>>2701996fucking kek nevermind
>>2701687If anything the meta weapon is either longsword since they keep overtuning it or the hunting horn since they pretty much completely reworked it making it a lot easier to use.Most weapons play differently. Try using them vs the training dummy to see what feels good then after you play some time go back and you might find a different weapons fits the way you've started playing more.
>>2702002but gura hates poetry!
Gura is live!
https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/products/cold-hardy-avocado-treeIs this a good idea? Are avocado trees hard to take care of?
>>2701986Reminds me of a thread on 4chan many years back where someone posted something mindblowing (I don't even remember what it was anymore) and an anon reacted with the gif of the dude taking off the sunglasses, but it was the actual original one where the glasses actually came off instead of the edit where he has another pair underneath, and everyone in the thread lost their shit. It's those kind of kino moments that stick with you and make people keep coming back to this shithole website... good times.
>>2702013but my oshi isn't watame
>>2701977Iofi...
>>2701687>GunlanceThe superior lance with added explosions. Also fast travel is optional>BowYou're one of the go-to weapons for speedrunners. In the hands of a good player it's not uncommon to never get hit during a hunt>Light BowgunYou bring a machine gun instead of an oversized slab of metal on a stick>Heavy BowgunYou bring a fucking rocket launcher instead of a machine gun>HammerThe ultimate unga bunga weapon. You spend most of the time smashing the monsters head into the ground. It's really satisfying knocking Rathalos out of the air with a rock on a stick>Longswordhttps://youtu.be/3eGszP4ZL3w>Insect Glaive90% of the gameplay you're in the air after you get your bugs. It's fun doing flips and tricks but you don't get style points stop messing around>SwShyou're a fighting game character in a Monster Hunter game>Lance>SwitchaxeThe better, less complicated version of the Charge Blade. Not as explosion heavy as the CB but it's the steroid version of the Great Sword>Charge BladeThe better, more complicated version of the Switchaxe. Not as explosion-less as the SwA, but it's the illegitimate child of the SwSh, GS, and Switchaxe>Great SwordYou're Guts
>>2702013But either one is literally gay.
>>2701977Connor's going to 'vacation' in Indonesia in a few months, isn't he?
>>2701856all holos are whore-madonnas
I love Gura so much it hurts.
>>2701977Fubuki won
>>2702002Wtf, Gura said she hated my poems. That fucking whore
is it good time for a puzzle?
>>2701727The bottom teeth is the only thing good about it. Everything about that duo is terrible. It is way too loud, etc etc.
CROCOMIRE LOVE
>>2701977Are the ID girls retarded?
My oshi is obviously pure and your oshi is unpure.
>>2701638>>2701734>>2701745>>2701935I'm glad I can upset /pol/ fags just by being born
>>2701977God damn why are Indos such sluts for white cock.
>>2701736She's still salty that she died to King Slime
>>2702034>you don't get style points stop messing aroundno
IIIII LOVVVVVVVVVVVVEGURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2702025no, she wrote a really cute poem for Kiara during Christmas, she likes poetry so much that she couldn't stand Dodo's poor attempt at it
badum badum bum
>>2702065Based
>>2702034>Lancekek
>>2701977If my oshi tweeted some shit like this I'd fly to Japan and commit a crime.
>>2702041Why bother? They'll come to him.
>>2702060Don't worry, I still love you, my kosher friend.
>>2701736She has too many different games on her plate right now. In a week of 5 days with one day being singing/membership. Though she either didn't like it as much as she was saying or other things have priority.
>>2701977What's the status on the one Iofi fan in here
>>2701638I'm not jewish but I'd let her gas me with braps
>>2702002please don't confuse dio with dodo
i liked how gura said "this area has the best music" in a completely non-emotional voice and shook her head twice with neutral expression
>>2701977I fucking hate mori for this unironically she is the original sin...
>>2700355It's known that there's like five of them. One of them even got raked.
>>2702034Hunting horn...
>>2701981Coco disproves this
>>2702095SEAniggerchama...
SPEEN
wanyatamelon
You guys ever notice Gura's pupils are really small
SAMUSPIN
low energy gura is cute. she makes me want to hug her and wrap her in a blanket and carry her to bed.
>>2702098that was ina
>>2701977https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1383042735779704832?s=19fucking kek I thought it was a shitty edit
>>2702060You do realize you oshi is Palestinian right?
>>2702099who?
>>2702029kino
>>2702034La la lance...
I love my oshi
FIRST LETTER OF FIRST NAME = Donate at least $1 to thier next streamIf you can't donate a dollar, you have to treat them as your Oshi for a week and watch every single one of their streams!At the very least, watch one of their streams all the way through.A-AyameB-MatsuriC-KiaraD-SuiseiE-AZKiF-CocoG-ShionH-LunaI-GuraJ-KanataK-FubukiL-AkiM-ReineN-ChocoO-SubaruP-InaQ-MoriR-MikoS-LamyT-MelU-MioV-NeneW-AmeX-OkayuY-PekoraZ-Watame
>>2702101that's what she wants you to think anon.
Gura is going to be here for a while isnt she?
>>2701188It would be nice. Even a superchat telling her to hit Ctrl+R on the capture would be enough. I thought it would be fixed after she got her new PC but it doesn't seem like it.
>>2701571oh no no chumkikes?
Is it true that Ame voted for Gary Johnson?
>>2702111>Ina was the original I Love Ina! ritualposter
>>2702034Never played Rise, what's wrong with the lance?
>>2701045Capcom perms were too tempting.
>>2701173>No Han Pics (NHT)the fact that they have an abbreviation for this is fucking hillarious
>>2702101Wrong
>>2701977I beginning to think easiest way to lost virgin is fly to indonesia guys...
>>2702108It's the heroin
>>2702099I-I forgot about Hunting Horn>Hunting HornYou're in charge of bringing a good soundtrack to each hunts. Your musical tastes will determine the successfulness of each hunt
>>2702125I will NEVER honor one of these
>>2702125>MUgh, fine. I guess I can watch a stream.School is hard though.
>>2702138No, anime girls can't vote.
>>2702113What!?It was literally real
>>2702060Gura wants you dead
>>2702034Lancebros...
>>2702124I want to make love to your oshi
>>2702125>KiaraShe's my oshi so sure
>>2701905They even had a lan party
>missed 90 minutes of kusogaki playing boomer gamesFuck!
>>2701551>It's been 48 hours since DMC kino happenedGura....please, I...the withdrawal symptoms are getting worse...I need the kino only DMC can give.......
>>2702132Her original aspect ratio was wrong
>>2702132>Even a superchat telling her to hit Ctrl+R on the capture would be enough>doesn't do it because she's convinced it'll send her address, social security number, and pictures of her face to every subscriber
Gura is spinnin'
>>2702139Its the Lance.
>>2701173Still not as dumb as Luuke Skywalker or Luuuke Skywalker
Why do anons here shit on Super Metroid? Gura's SM streams just oscillate between comfy and hilarious, it has very nice vibe. Plus, every time Gura gets excited over discovering some new cool thing, or a secret passage, her cuteness increases increases even further.
>>2702125W-AmeMight have already done it, she's my EN oshi
>>2702138Why did you think she likes the incredibles?
>>2702115You can't pull that bullshit, HH has the most holos/homos using it.
SPIN THAT MEAT
>>2702139In Rise specifically, nothing. In Worlds, it was impossible to play at end-game due to no mobility (you're supposed to guard) coupled with insta-death / impossible to block quick attacks even with the proper build. In Rise though, they fixed it so that you can block 100% of everything with some skill so now it's just boring.
i love how when gura accomplishes something, she immediately looks over to the chat
>>2702149There's a bell hunting horn that sounds like the among us chime and it makes me laugh out loud when i use it. Best weapon by far.
>>2701977Fuck you for tainting my fantasies of princess carrying my oshi
gura's SC revenue for this stream is pretty good!
>>2702149>I-I forgot about Hunting HornAnd dual blades
>>2702177meat spinnin'
>>2702182Zoomer /v/ermin, ignore them
>>2702138No, but Pekora is the type of person to vote against gay rights even if she has gay friends.
>>2702055They're brown what did you expect
>>2702125okay, I'm donating in ARS for Fubuki
>>2702186Name 5 nonhomos.
>>2701183>>2701205h-hot
>>2702125>ZWatame seems pretty cool, I can handle Rise streams
It's fun watching Gura figure this stuff out, you can see the cogs turning in her big shark head.
>>2702182>filters numberfags>filters HERfags>filters ADHD zoomers>filters childrenIt's the perfect chumchad stream game.
>>2701736MonHun got her progression autism.Metroid got her platforming autism.
>>2702176Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking her reaction would be as well
>>2702164actually Gura said she loves me though
>>2702182>old ass sluggish gameI wonder
>>2702125>ChocoI'm going to donate more than a dollar
>>2702056Shut up chumbud!
>>2702113What the actual fuck is wrong with the IDs?
this track bops hard
>>2702173Well, it's going be another 72 hours before her next stream
How is Gura allowed to be so cute?
>>2702182the game looks fucking awful but i am really enjoying listening to her tonight. it's very relaxing and i feel extremely comfy.
>>2702173This but unironically
>>2702218The word you're looking for is chumcherd.
>>2702125>AyameI don't have to do anything
>>2702164Gura loves all of her chumbuds
>>2702200Go to bed /vr/
>>2701977The overreactions to this are hilarious. Unicorns are so fucking wildly schizo.
>>2702125>AyameSo I only have one max stream to watch? Easy.
>>2702125Ayame's my oshi so it's not like I don't do that every stream buddy.
>>2702138Scottish Women can't vote
>>2702125>AZKisure fuck it, she streams at awful times for me but I'll try
>>2701736She realized the game has a boring loop to it and dropped it. There's only so much you can enjoy a game like Terraria until the combat and search for better materials makes you wanna fall asleep and question why you're playing it.I'm really, really glad she moved on to play better video games for her streams.
>>2702198Fine fine>DBYou're the LS's chuuni numberfag little brother. Where LS users care about big numbers, DB user just care about numbers. Lots and lots of numbers
>>2702173Some people really got asshurt by that stream isn't
>>2702182Filters the worst part of her fans not really surprising, there's still too much grey.
>>2702113wait IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL
>>2702208I'll give you six, faggotMarine, Ina, Polka, Roboco, Towa, and Nene.
>>2702218Imagine complaining about a game that Gura is enjoying.
I love this game so much bros
>>2702222Still dead tho
>>2702182It filters the unwanted which is why the threads are usually better during them
The x-ray is so fucking dumb. I can't believe games copied that piece of shit idea.
[Good News] Gura has made $3,000 this stream
>>2702113Entire country of YAB.
>>2702182These contrarian faggots shit on literally everything, anon. The few things they do enjoy in life they will never ever talk about for fear of another retard shitting on them. They don't deserve my cute daughterwife.
>>2702250You don't fit in.
>>2702139low damage and is fairly hard to use wellwith that said, multiplayer hunts are memes and as long as you don't cart no one caresuse whatever you like in singleplayer
Fumigating for RRATS in here
>>2702125>AyameAh, I wonder when's her next stream
>>2702226Choco deserves more love and credit than she gets. She's a sweetheart.
>>2702250You don't have to be a unicorn to be put off by this. It would be one thing if it was confined to Twitter, but this clique of males unrelated to Hololive gets mentioned on stream, too.
>>2702247even me, a fat ugly ojisan that loves lolis?
>>2702013Fuck I love this guy
>>2702264I only see 5. And I'm not going to look at 5 streams to confirm while gura is streaming, sorry.
>>2702226How much are you thinkin?
>>2702290Mega cringe post
if things keep going on like they currently are with ID, we will find ourselves with a Shazam poster. I fear how shit the threads will be when that happens.
>>2702250>unicornAnon it's one thing to do shit like this outside of her vtuber stuff but this is on her official account. No one wants to see them do this shit.
>>2702165You can't know with this place sometimes. Remember how hard the bugs and normalfags tried to push the Gura edit of that pekora 5ch homepage yab as being real?
>>2702250Unicorns? Isn't that just eng for gachikois but more obsessed?
>>2702247Gura only loves members.
Gura loves you!
I've been awake for 20 hours, when's Gura going to let me go to sleep?
Why does a “High Spec Android” need large breasts?
>>2702125>D>SuiseiFuckin' Jackpot, she's already my oshi
How much longer is this fucking game?
>>2702113Iofibros i'm so sorry...
PEANUT BUTTER MENTION
>>2702297Yes as long as you abide by what >>2702314 said
>>2702250I'm just laughing at the SEAnigs that spent the last 7 months insisting EN would do this and shitting up the thread, and then it turns out to be their own.
>>2702317>102 minutesYou're gonna be here for awhile
>>2702322Data storage...
>>2702328Okay fair that's pretty hilarious
>>2702316Its been a while since i saw this ritualpost last time
>>2702323about 30 more hours
How close is gura to the end of this game?
>>2702322Battery pack
>>2702322Her pussy would destroy your dick but you can use her breasts
>>2702250Consider posting on /r/hololive instead, normalfag
>>2702256fuck I forgot the image
>>2702328They are still on full damage control claiming it's Mori's fault.
>>2702308>/vt/ ShazampostingIs it wrong that I kind of want this?
>>2702295She really is. I used to watch her streams back in the day but I haven't been catching them recently due to my botched sleep schedule my life reps>>2702304Secret
>>2702034The HH in Rise is actually stupidly powerful.>Don't have to fear bouncing off ever again>Can move as fast as if you were walking sheathed >Your songs immediately apply and emit a shockwave around you that bypasses shitzone defenses>Your best attack shits out DPS AND gives a 25% attack bonus to everyone around you that stacks with every single other bonus, including other attack songs>Silkthread Skills apply insane amount of KO, exhaust, AND damage in an AoE and recover fast OR reapply your songs a second time making healing HHs completely negate any damage almost immediately>They're fucking groovyIt's honestly surprising how fucking strong it got compared to world, where it was a party multiplier only
>>2702322Non-toxic coolant storage
>>2702328Not just one of their own but almost all of theirs are doing this shit. If that's not justice I don't know what is.
>>2702113>Good for you SenpaiFUCKING KEK Ollie, reminds me of when girls tell others good for getting dick.
anyone got the timestamp about austria is never going to be part of germany ever againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJnHzYp7x8&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJnHzYp7x8&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJnHzYp7x8&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-EN
>>2702308We already had that before Gura hit 1 million
>>2702335kek, that was a good one anon
>>2702322I hope she has a reproductive system
>>2701977The ID girls are fucking SLUTS. Look at Moona, toying with this man's affections. Alfred deserves better. We all deserve better. Fucking Yagoo, do something!
>>2702125>AyameWhat the fuck am i supposed to do now, call everyone whores and hope for a stream before the week ends?
>>2702323In average hours? About 3-5At Gura pace? At least another 10 or more which will lock her out of the other endings but the only difference is how much of Samus you see anyway.
ENTER
>>2701977>Connor timeloop AGAIN>even though we've basically had connor general threads on the board for the past several days
>>2702328karma's a motherfucker sometimes
All paths lead Deepnest.
>>2702367t. Alfred
>>2702328I don't give a shit about whatever the IDs do on twitter or in their own life, its just cathartic watching all of this happen.
haha here we go
>gura fell into the wall jump tutorial
>>2702347That one Mori schizo with the really obvious MO has been getting uppity lately during SEA hours, his attempts yesterday during/after the Nene 3D were pretty funny.
>>2701977OH NO NOIofikeks don´t lookWho am I kidding, no one here watches her
>>2702297Especially
I really hope Gura is okay, I'm concernfagging really hard.
>>2702346
https://streamable.com/idk519
>>2702367Alfred will save us from C*****
>>2702376Do I need to find a new term for describing how I want to hold Gura in my arms just to avoid another fucking timeloop?
>>2702125>DWhat am I in for, bros?
>>2700872kfp.... please stop linking /vt/ rrats to your oshi's roommate...
>>2702376Sorry bucko but until the ID whores stop associating with him he's on-topic. Make sure to thank SEA.
STOP TAUNTING MY SHARK WIFE YOU FUCKING GREEN BIRD
>>2702308>we will find ourselves with a Shazam posterA fucking what?
>>2702367This interaction is infinitely more likeable than the recent shit.
>>2702250alright imagine youre an anime fag because you like 2d girls right? because real girls are kinda tough for youand you find vtubers, and theres cute 2d girls you can interact withand then the same chad normalfags that 3d girls are obsessed with come into your vtuber sphere and start wooing them. now the 2d girls will never give you as much attentiona s they used to because theyre too thirsty for chadmanimagine that happeningtl;dr imagine chadthundercock is a new character in yuru yuri
>>2702384This is the shinespark tutorial, the little monkeys are the wall jump tutorial
>>2702328This shit is hilarious
>>2702389Iofianon... I wonder how he feels about this
>>2702404Suisei doesn't stream, anon
>>2702384Wrong animal, this is the Shinespark tutorial
>>2702368Yes. Or be a good poster like the Ayamebro
>>2702396Astel...
>>2702308What is a shazam poster?
At least there's one ID who isn't an attention starved femcel that will fold to any man's gaze.
Completely forgot there was a shinespark tutorial.
>>2702367i want moona to stream about being fucked by Alfred
>>2702328to be fair they kinda need to signal boost off others since they are the bottom of the barrel in terms of views, inly being above the homos.
>>2702404hot steamy gloves
>>2702353>Can move as fast as if you were walking sheathedBack in Iceborne, you could move almost as fast as a sprint if you had the right horn.
>>2702396Seaweed...
>>2702125Someone tell me what an Aki stream is like. The only things I know about her is that she loves alcohol and she's also really fit.
>>2702367Alfred...
>>2702412That's exactly what makes it so funny.
>>2702402Probably.Someone could just repost any tweet involving him every day for the next week and get mass replies as long as you do it during different timezones.
Damn that's a great tutorial, but you would probably discover this by yourself before seeing that bird no?
>>2702367I feel bad for Alfred he really fell deep into the hole with moona. you can't go that deep man. it never ends well...
>>2702367Alfredchama...
>>2702412This shit is retarded. I hate them doing this shit because I don't care about the fucking eceleb they're lusting after and just want them to get back to stuffing their faces full of food.
>>2702427
>>2702367See, now, I can call this cringe while accepting that it's almost cute because at least this dude is shooting his shot. ID cumming their empty heads over some anituber is just cringe, nothing else to it.
>>2702438In the beta you could move even faster than that so they just overnerfed it. Still pretty fucking fast though -- everybody's on their dog so I can't even remember how fast the jogging / not sprinting speed is
>>2702396Seaweed its not that hard, just play the fucking game.
>>2702308>/tv/ Shazam posting on /vt/I really want this to happen
Did you know there's two secret moves the game never tells you about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yz4CpLWmV8
>>2702450Yeah. Shinesparking is pretty easy. the bird's just there if you haven't figured it out yet
>>2702412who the fuck watches yuru yuri
>>2701977This whole situation has made me appreciate my oshi even more than I already do.
>>2702395God damn that's cute as hell
>>2702412>Connor>ChadYou niggers NEED to go out, he is a normalfag with e-celeb boost. Not even rated as a handsome by the mainstream like pewdiepie
>>2702463kek
>>2702475I only know about /v/ shazam posting. The fuck is /tv/ shazam posting?
>>2702367I miss moments like when Moona absolutely destroyed some faggot, and told him to relearn the alphabet.
>>2702364did we have one that posted around when the TT podcast happened
>>2702396seaweedman....
>>2702389Why would someone make a fujo their oshi?
>>2702395fuck that's cute. maybe this won't be so bad
>>2702494Probably
>>2701195Nice. Hunting horn has the most by just a little. Though by play time with Luna the most use is probably hammer.
>>2702486Anyone who isn't a fat acne-ridden loser is a chad to the absolute JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP tier manlet betas that are unicorns.
>>2702410>>2702427The poster on >/v/who correctly predicted that cyberpunk would be bad.
>>2702396Based Homo knows his place. EN is off-limits.
>>2702475it was also on /v/, probably still is
>>2702412If they just did this stupid shit on their roommate accounts or kept creaming their panties over him in private, nobody would care. That they feel the need to make their characters part of it just makes me dislike them even more. Learn to separate your hook-ups from your work, you dumb whores.
>>2702429post her spinning tits
If Reine yabs I'm gonna pretend ID never existed.
>>2702442If it's ASMR or one of her bathtub streams, then prepare to beat your penis
>>2702367he's not ogey...https://twitter.com/alfred_ridder/status/1383501962319065100
>>2702396I have a feeling he's hoping people get the hint here and fuck off. Like, he's a charming guy and he's played with Ollie before, but Mori is a top face in Hololive so he's probably scared of his own fans freaking out.
so relaxing watching super metroid like this
>>2702364The best part for me was giving each part a theme song
Gura is streaming and you fuckers would rather talk about ID twitter bullshit and Connor.
So what exactly does matsuri do?
naruhodo ne
I love this dumb fucking face
>>2702517CAUGHT DOWN BAD IN 4K
>>2702507>The posterShazamposting is an idea, a belief.
damn the game got her good
lmao gura
>>2702496Y...yeah, fucking weird women obsessed with homo shit.Who would oshi that?
>>2702367Alfreduchama...
Kek I was waiting for the second missiles
>>2702308There have been a bunch of shazam posts since /jp/ I think.
>>2702476The first one is seen in the little cinematic on the menu screenThat second one I had no idea about
>>2702523Rent free.
>>2702396
Gura getting pranked by the boomer game lmao
>>2702518One of the few times I'll be thankful for the existence of fujos and female gachikois then. Take the fucking hint and leave the man alone.
Gura is absolutely hooked by the exploration and powerup reward part of this game
>>2702517alfredchama...
Whatever Samus does that makes that sound (double jump? orb mode?) sounds like a warped echoey version of Mario burning his ass on lava in Mario64.
>>2702496...you are aware Amelia is the most popular girl in /hlgg/ by far right? Even more than Gura despite having the smaller overall fanbase.
https://files.catbox.moe/4l1dtu.webm
>>2696875image slot for chikinwife and no thoughts
>>2702463
>>2700982>>2701009>>2701011STOP
>>2702396And people think he's a vessel for their cuckposting.
>>2702523I have picture-in-picture so I can post and watch the stream, you fag. Learn to multi-task.
>>2702523It's almost 10:00 AM in Jakarta and Manila
https://twitter.com/KimosabiX3/status/1383957806064177165
>>2702507Oh, so some schizo that will end up being wrong?
>>2702418I actually just want to die.
>>2702524
How close to the end is gura
>>2702494Yes, kinda
>>2702410>>2702427
>>2702524Sexual assault.
>>2702521I love how she springs back to life at the end. I just love everything about Mikochi
Gura loves the X-ray beam and I don’t blame her
Choco please....I miss ARK...
>>2702565*sip*
>>2702395>>2702346>>2702497I can't wait to watch her sing next to Kanata.
>>2702565I sincerely hope you didn't just draw that.If you did, well done.
>>2702581Not even
>>2702517He went to Reinehttps://twitter.com/alfred_ridder/status/1383837499781304322
ina
Gura is going to 100% this game for sure. She loves finding secrets and is excited by all of them.
>>2702486>>2702505not to be a fag but he is traditionally handsome. I guarantee no one would seethe if it was some loser looking dude
>>2702577Did the CDPR check clear?
>>2702576I wish you the best, Iofianon
>>2702556So begins her Metroidvania spiral.
gura's voice is especially feminine and comforting today
SAVE THE BIRD GURA"no"
>>2702576:(
Holy shit that's a fucking throwback and a half
>>2702582>>2702583Shazammind what a retard
>>2702595Nah, its old. Been around since like november.
>>2702560I know but I'm questioning the thought process behind it.
>Gura singing Chacharon
>>2702532kill yourself please
Ah gura thats an old meme, thanks for the flashback
I'm glad she's starting to feel better.When she started, she had me really worried.
>>2702606Gura playing Environmental Station Alpha fucking when
>>2702517Alfredobros...not like this...
>>2702590The secrets would be bullshit without xray
JIGGARUP JIGGARUP JIGIDIGGIDYRUP
>>27025813 more streams after this one.
>>2702581Lmao
>>2702506wtf I like astel now?
>>2702396Wakame...
>>2702597mah man find a better oshi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1uEPtumI0
REPLY TO MY POST OR ELSE THE ONLY THINGS GURA WILL FIND FOR THE REST OF THE STREAM ARE MISSILES
>>2702517Alfred...
>>2702597>move on from C*nner-lusting whore to an actual dykeThis nigga has the worst luck.
>>2702582>>2702583
>>2702595it was done by drawanon way back on /jp/
>Gura singing Macarron ChacarronI love this fucking boomer zoomer
>>2702367is this why Gura avoids ID like the plague?, on the other hand, if non-JP holos can interact with males with no backlash, whey don't they do it more often?
>>2702581she's done two steps towards beating the game, killing croco and getting the grapple snapple beam, she's still got 4 out of 5 bosses left.
>>2702517TAKE STAND ALFRED
>>2702125Shion doesn't stream so I'm in!
>>2702562That Flare playthrough put her on my radar, I remember going to bed when she was stuck in the wall jump tutorial hole and when I woke up and watched the vod she had finished the entire game
>>2702625and asereje
>>2702625YTMNDbros...
Images?
>>2702539Yeah... who would do that?
>>2702644AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>gura autistically checking everything with the xray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_0ShRkXCwcWATCH CHOCO!
>>2702518Didn't he say that's the reason he never collabed with Ame? Homobeggars need to take the hint. However they won't because they don't watch Astel anyway.
>>2702646that's what happend when you follow the ID girls.
>>2702665Anon?
>>2702113https://web.archive.org/web/20210419014926/https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1383042735779704832?s=19Just in case she tries to delete it.
>>2702500was supposed to be didn't was trying to look for>>2702583
>>2702658>soo min park barely visible
>>2702644FUCK YOU MISSILEMAN
>>2702506I trust Astel with the girls more than I trust the girls with Astel.
Oh god it's the forced walljump area.
>>2702662RIP YTMND
Real talk, does hololive have fans menhera enough to go after the TT fags?
>>2702658Pff...
>>2702644ogey
>>2702673i will NOT watch apex
>>2702518He literally said he'd like to play with Ollie and Festival when the latter appeared in chat after that, so no. He really just doesn't want to try and make them speak kiddie English for him, and he probably is one of the few who realizes that Mori and Ollie's Japanese is equally bad since he's been in chat and tweeted about her music.
>Not saving when she found the save stationGura please
HEREWEGO
>your oshi>your oshi>your oshi>your oshi>your oshi>your oshi
Is Ina a fujo?
>3 gorillion ips where the fuck you faggots keep coming from?
>>2702573I saw that ID1 had all of them on Moona's stream, very nice
>>2702590Original metroid, no map, no x-ray beam. If you wanted a map you needed a Nintendo Power magazine or make your own map. I actually prefer that version, it's way more difficult.
OH NO NO NO SEAKEKS
>>2702673>ASMR APEXwat?
>>2702661>>2702651>>2702643Are you spics too or was chacarron a thing in the US separate from the retarded horse?
ITBEGINS
>>2702690Astel is more likely to be raped than any of the girls
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Enjoy the tutorial, Gura
[good news] guras stuck in hell
>>2702489Anonchama, do you think Shazam (The Movie) is a videogame?
JWUGive me the rundown on this holoID stuff?
oh baby time for wall jump
>>2702695I doubt it as long as they don't fly out to brown people countries.
Gura is a moron
>>2702630There's no way in HELL any of the holos can beat that game without a walktrough, shit turns into a creepypasta by the end
THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG
>>2702695Only Alfred.Although unless he's in Japan there's no way for him to get into the country even if he can afford a plane ticket.
>>2702713It was a giant meme here
>>2702673I AM
holy shit those monkey noisesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Walljumping isn't so bad once you get the rhythm. I still can't for the life of me get space jumping right
>jump king but worse
>This is like Jump King but worse
>>2702704>Roboco>Ame>Towa>Polka>Okayu>Botan
>>2702658The man's heart has been broken.
this is painful
>>2702506Mori...Rikka...
Gura it's not that hard...
>>2702723I was talking about the Cyberpunk shazamposting
apex ASMR with choco holy fuck later gura!
>>2702695>HololiveYes.>HololiveIDNo.
>>2702705Her favourite eva character is Kaworu.So yes.
>>2702662>>2702694YTMND came back though?https://ytmnd.com/
>>2702690Jumpking mentionDid she watch Okayu or Kanata? Or is there another holo who played it that I didn't notice?
I'd like to remind Anons that Gura didn't save at the Save stationWhich means she can't escape hell or she'll be somewhere far back
>>2702125>Sguess ill watch a lamy stream
>Jump KingPlease play it Goomba!
>>2702695If he hits on a JP holo then maybe
>>2702728super metroids wall jump is awful anon
>>2702597Dude alfredothe Treeratt is always here and she's single....
this pit was the first time I was ever so stuck, i had to refer to the game's manual to figure out what to do.
>>2702714She's gonna shoot a charged rifle right up against your ear.
>>2702673APEZZZzzz
>>2702396why is this dude so hard on himself?he said Mori has better japanese than him too
>>2702744>>2702745That's a little melodramatic...
デデンネ
>>2702757punch the keys for gods' sake
>>2702724They are Hololive members from the Indonesian branch.
>>2702139Nothing, it's very solid and consistent dps and wealth of counter moves that chain out of it each other, with ironically somewhat of a learning curve but it's not flashy or anything so people downplay the fuck out of it
>>2702653There is a reason why ID is the bottom of the barrel, and Gura has more subs than all of them combined
>>2702713It was popular on 4chan
>>2702772Remember when games had manuals...
>>2702701He's already played with Ollie multiple times and even has a song with her. Festival also has multiple Homo collabs too inside her belt. Even if Mori already collabed with Rikka, there's a significant difference between doing a normal collab together and doing a music-focused talkshow.
>>2702750It's the same, you retarded nigger.
Gura is getting mocked by tiny mutant aliens...
>>2702704MikoMikoMikoMikoMikoMiko
>Those noisesGura.....
Those animals are shit since walljumping in this game isn't straightforward at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw_AULavpQU
>>2702759She watched pikamee play it.
So whats at the top of the walljump challenge?
TWO IN A ROWSHE'S GONNA MAKE IT
>>2702653i mean her only collab outside of EN was with Anya so I wouldnt say a plague
>>2702802I'll fucking kill em
GURA IS FILTEREDIT'S OVER
>>2702764Gura could do about 30 minutes of Getting Over It
>>2702653She's like Anya, an holofag that understand the cgdct that's why they did a collab with each others.
>>2702732>>2702792Ok. I just wanted to add to the latina rrat
>>2702139Its just not as flashy as the other weapons so nobody uses it. It doesnt have any apparent big "holy shit" attacks and its appeal is moreso from the constant onslaught of basic attacks you can do with it thanks to its fantastic defensive and repositioning abilities.
>>2701977At least we have Reine
>>2702813>AnyaWho?
>that kusoCUTE
>>2702576stay strong bro it's just a phaseI hope
>>2702705god I hope
oooookay gura
choco MUH DICK
This part I just gave up and learned bomb hopping.
GURA'S FRIED BRAIN
GO GURA GO
Chumbuds...your oshi is very not good...
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>2702809The rest of the game.She cannot continue the game until she completes this. Or unless she reloads her save, because she correctly skipped the trap save point they put down here.
>>2702728The wall jump is really tricky in this game
>>2702809missiles