/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wtf bros....
they used to dance so good, why don't they dance like this anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7FqZJS-ZwA

happy shork tonight!

I love Ina!

>>26990686
Goomba you okay? Did pink bitch do anything?

>>26990736
>>26990745
Where did she say this? I don't see anything

Festival...

KIARA LOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U

Spiderbros... we're in...

ela

kroniis got gangraped by a hundred retarded takos again

Dinowife

>>26990771
members post

Take a look at Matsuri /hlgg/. You checking her out? Isn't she so goddamn cool? The coolest summer festival you've ever seen in your life probably. Today's HoloCure stream is a Bae destruction run as she's gotten a taste of the gambling and the taste is sweet. Deadbeats, Shrimps, Takodachis and the rest, none of them can stand up to the power of Matsuri's swag. The only thing that could stop her is...her alarm going off on stream and her being really adorable about it. Go Matsuri Go, get those stage completes!
https://youtu.be/bI2NzfPvwU4
You all asked for some more HoloEN playing HoloCure and thus you've gotten the perfect Kronii diving headfirst into the game so that she can obtain her oshi from the gacha. She did not make it to Smol Ame on her first try and that means Meimei is still the better gamer, but Kronii's not going give up just yet! She will beat the stage with Ame because Ame is REALLY good for the Stage Runs and Kronii needs that gold to start rolling the gacha. So please pray for her that she doesn't get ultra blasted when she goes to roll.
https://youtu.be/rhCEubxY5sg
Did you witness the absolutely mesmerizing creations Fauna made in today's Miitopia Myth Creation stream? If you didn't then boy are you in for a wonderful surprise when you check the VOD or look at all the pictures of her works of art littered throughout the thread. Miitopia is done for today but she's still being super cute right now reading through all of the supachats she's gotten for the past few streams and going off on tangents about cats which are the superior pets.
https://youtu.be/ygSTyUkQjaE

Gura please tell us if your hymen is in tact this is important to us

*Casts her spell*
Did it work?

Reminder that they're cuddling right now

>>26990740
They were younger.
Only Kiara can do a kickerikick now

biggg face

Late night off collab hinges on how tired Gura is from the road-trip. So I’ll see you tomorrow

are the girls STILL not all together yet?

I GET TO SEE MY SHARKWIFE TONIGHT

>umm actshually choco isnt a succubus shes just a demon who wants your cummies, change the name immediately thanks
Did he really change the name because of these people?

I thought you guys said she was going to meltdown from your epic comments? She’s just craving chicken tendies

FAUNA IS A SPIDER PROPAGANDIST
I agree though I don't kill spiders unless they're big enough to spook me

Matsuri is cute!

HoloCure music is catchy.

>>26990799
Please show member post

fat cat wife

>>26990740
they turned into grandmas

gongaga

Can someone explain to me why /vt/ is being extra schizo and going on about how Calli went partying with Gura?

I love Mori!

>>26990791
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>26990806
i wanna fuck matsurifriend!

gen 3

>>26990760
WE love Ina!

>>26990752
>happy
>members only
not likely

HOLY FUCK SHE FUCKING SUCK AT THIS GAME.

>"there was a rager going on, like full on edm like blasting out the windows"
>"I was like yo... we're gonna kicked out... it was bad"
>9:55
>"[repeating friend's words]'anyways I'm tripping balls right now', and I'm like alright that's great"

>>26990862
>calli
go back

>>26990847
show your credit card

https://youtu.be/Eq_LQukPyqE
https://youtu.be/Eq_LQukPyqE
https://youtu.be/Eq_LQukPyqE

fauna this is the second stream in a row you mentioned reddit...

>>26990872
What did he mean by this?

>laplus got to hold towa's hand on stream
What the FUCK

i don't wanna miss a gura members stream...
i haven't missed one since i membered...

>open holocure
>no Towa
>continue playing holocure

>>26990833
You have to understand, most of the people complaining think posting Towa’s name incorrectly is peak humor.

give me the latest ametori deets

Has Mumei said anything about the offcollab on her member stream?

>>26990686
it's gonna be 12 am or some shit. I don't wanna miss it but I really need to sleep properly this week

she probably heard it from northernlion react court

>>26990862
>can we please talk about this again? I totally don't know anything about it please start talking about it again

Thank God Gura's going to talk to us.

>Fauna reads reddit
I'm going back

I never realized Ina was difficult to use. I never used anybody else.

Don't let Gura fuck up and get the VOD deleted, I'm gonna be asleep

>go out on a big trip with mori to multiple locations
>stream alone

I JUST CANNOT FUCKING COMPREHEND THIS "OFFCOLLAB ARC"

I JUST GET MADDER AND MADDER I CAN LITERALLY FEEL MYSELF GAINING SEA CITIZENSHIP WITH HOW SCHIZO IM FEELIN

>>26990847
Anon, this is a blue board.

You chumbuddies are going to remember to count all of Gura's blinks, right? She might be trying to send you guys a message in Morse code.

>>26990905
toyota...

>>26990866

>>26990821
Stop tilting

>>26990862
get out tourist

>>26990806
>Cool
Ayamefriend, why do you always confuse "cool" and "lewd"?

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS GOING TO FIX MY SLEEP SCHEDULE YOU FUCKING BITCH
I LOVE YOUS O MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26990812
everything is the same...

>>26990888
Polka... please collab with an EN...

>>26990862
Unironic straight edge authoritarian edgelords/SEA who think weed is worse than having sex with your siblings

yeah i hate googling bugs or physical ailments

>>26990862
>calli

>>26990806
Right here, Matsurifriend
How long will it take Kronii to unlock herself or her wife?

>>26990919
>>26990884
Ok. Can all said schizos not reply to me?

Always bet on the shork!

Never forget where we went with La+ today.

>actively minimizing the number of targets that she's hitting
what's wrong with your oshi, kronies?

Am I the only person in the world who finds baby roaches cute? Like they're absolutely harmless and when they climb on to your finger they'll jump off in a real cute way

Well that answers that. Chicken Tenders are actually Kiaras asshole

https://poal.me/f69rnv
https://poal.me/f69rnv
https://poal.me/f69rnv

>spider talk
Fauna's stream is no longer comfy

Do deadbeats really believe that Mori is the most important Hololive members in Cover's eyes?

>>26990857
hot

>>26990888
EN JUST FUCKING COLLAB WITH YOUR AUNT ALREADY. SHE REALLY LOVES YOU, BUT IS SHY

>>26990890
She's mentioning her oshi's favorite bit. She doesn't go to reddit, just watches Northernlion.

>>26990974
fuck off twitternig, go prowl the catalog

>>26990966
I thought sibling sex is in the domain of the American midwest?

<-- shark

>>26990993
Or both

>>26990932
the alternative is streaming with Mori

Mori is going to barge in on Gura's member stream at 2am to offer her some of her tendies...

>>26990862
SEA doesn't like to acknowledge that sharky is a big girl who can make her own decisions.

>>26990980
it was really awesome, one of my favorite streams of the year so far

>>26990891
member contents are usually about them ranting dude, cmon you should know this

>Ame matched with Mori
>Fauna made Mori's mii first
>Kronii played as Mori first
They're doing this on purpose at this point. They know we hate her, and they're taking jabs at us because they hate us. Why are we so hated by everyone, bros? We just want to protect the ones who really care about Hololive, but they just keep pushing us away like we're the problem. Frankly I'm getting tired of supporting vtubers who hate my guts.

>>26990932
>wants other people to interrupt member streams
Niji thread is down the hall

>>26990812
I think it had the opposite effect

>>26991017
real?

>>26990905
tristepin...

Doko

clock spiders are the worst

>>26990974
>can you please spoonfeed me the latest drama so I can start a timeloop?

>>26990993
Being close to Kiara makes her cane raise

>>26990940
Also desk slams for tap code.

>>26990992

>>26990996
spiders dont even do anything, they just sit there

>>26990993
maybe shes eating kiaras asshole at raising canes you ever think of that?

>>26990993
One step closer rimjob anon

>>26990760
Ina sweat!

>>26990932
Fuck off, we're full. And don't steal out chickens.

>>26990905
I legitimately don't know what Tokoyami Towa's name is. Does anybody know how to say her name?

>>26990993
they probably taste the same kek

BLESS MORI FOR LETTING GURA USE HER STREAM SETUP
BONEBROS CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>26990833
She finally learned that the best thing to do when it comes to drama is doing nothing at all. Better late than never

>>26990777
That chicken Kiara is hugging close to her brüste?
That's me.

>>26990812
oh no... now my pener is only a foot long

>>26990932
>streaming with Mori
No thanks

>>26991029
Retards think Gura is actually a kid and not an alcoholic roastie in her late 20's

Kronii with the worst fucking build I've ever seen

I lost reception for about 30 mins. Did I miss any kino from Kronii?

What happened to this Koyori VOD?

>>26990740
https://streamable.com/mguois
compare to this...
it was better back then...

>>26990993
that doesn't answer his question, Mori

>>26991037
Did that unironically happen

>>26990862
Go back /vt/ourist.

>>26991036
>a deadbeat

>>26991012
Have you ever had a lucid moment where you resented yourself for not getting therapy?

>>26991104
privated

AHHHHH MY WIFES VOICE TONIGHT

>Is THIS how you're living in Australia? I'm so sorry
KEK

Kronii sucks at this game wao

Kronii fucking sucks at this game

>>26990980
Who was behind the camera lapkek?

>>26991109
because the answer is 'both'

FAUNA PLEASE STOP THIS ARACHNID TALK

>>26991104
Doxed herself Fauna style.

>>26990956
My passive allows me to be immune to the confusion status unless it's self inflicted and Matsuri is mega super duper cool. Look at those shades of hers, could you even hope to be as cool as that? Only someone like me could even hope to match with that.
>>26990972
Lady Luck could be a cruel mistress or a benevolent saint. This is Kronii we're talking about to Lady Luck might choose to be a dick.

>>26991104
A behind the scenes whoopsie.

>>26990996
Lmao femsapling you're a pussy, spiders are cute

>5 levels in 5 minutes
kronii is gaming

Btw. It's for real

>Gura is streaming at fucking 12 am

Gura for fuck sakes, I do remote teaching for elementary school kids, I have to get up at 6:00 am. You could at least do this shit at 8:00 PM.

>>26991035
Cope and seethe

DO AUSTRALIANS REALLY?

I just got here who has she used so far and what's the furthest she's gotten?

>>26990910
>Mumei members stream
>anything other than her venting about autism and loneliness

>>26991156
anon...

So how have the devs for Vampire Survivor reacted?

This spider talk reminds me of that time Gura said a big spider could push her around and I had all sorts of fantasies of giant spiders raping Gura.

>Kronii sucks massive ass at the game
>will probably accidentally win with Gura

>>26991115

Tarantula hawks don't live in Australia though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsis_grossa

would you hold towa's hand

Festival sex noises

>>26990862
>ask why /vt/ is being extra schizo
>gets hounded by schizo replies
Mental illness is bliss

>level up
>3 extra attacking options
>1 "do 0.1% more damage every 40s but only on Tuesdays"
>picks the useless option

Kronii would love Diablo.

>>26990985
All harmless roaches are cute. They clean up waste, they're helpful.

>>26990985
You live in filth and squalor
Bugs are dirty creatures that dig in the mud and crawl around the dirt
Yes, some eccentric people can admire a spiders proficiency as a predator, ants ability to work together or the might of a beetle
But a roach? They live in rot, festering and pus filled demons of disease and plague.
Like fan like oshi

Kronii made the mistake of assuming upgrading your main weapons first is the best, while it works for vampire survivors, it does not work as well in holocure.

>likes Ame the most

>>26991162
>I do remote teaching for elementary school kids
>chumbud

How hard is it to kill big spiders? You can't just whack them like small spiders, can you?

>likes Ame the most
based clock

>>26991104
Was there even anything bad about those files? I can't into japanese.

>>26991108
release the fucking bluray yagoo you FUCK

You know I just realized that after all these off collab streams, I forgot to grudgepost
>>19350585
>>19350844
you were wrong, kill yourself

>>26990760
hm2

>>26991117
Have you ever had a lucid moment where you resented your mom for being a whore?

>>26991172
including the current one, every Myth except Kiara

>>26991181
KRONII IS GAMING

>>26990740
Wasn't this MMD and not mo-cap? Roboco never danced that fast with mo-cap and sora is talented but hardly gets any fancy choreography work.

>>26991162
chumbud...

>>26991063
It’s not Canes ir is Raising Canes adjacent. I need every property next to a Raising Canes

>>26991202
Even better, Kronii PoE autism

>>26991138
>My passive allows me to be immune to the confusion status unless it's self inflicted
Well of course it's self-inflicted; you're a woman. Please just substitute "lewd" or "erotic" whenever you type the word cool next time.

>fauna into gura
just wish I had a bae stream in between and it'd be a perfect night for me

>>26991104
She showed her folders. There was her previous incarnation in there.

Spiders are unironically a meme, there is always at least one spider in my shower and it has never bitten me or even tried to get friendly with me, they simply don't do anything why are you scared of them?

>>26991172
Ame, Mori, and Ina.
Ina's run is the farthest she's gone. Ironically it's also the lowest level she died at.

>>26991199
>hounded by schizo replies
Telling you to fuck off and take your bullshit to the catalog where it belongs is not "schizo".

>>26991219
You absolutely can.

>>26990740
Damn why didn't I know about this gamer girl banger

>>26991163
REAL

>>26991163
Based

>>26991213

>>26991163
considering the kind of "people" that respond to pollposts, gurame confirmed

>>26991177
she gave out a loose schedule for the week that schizos used to scream about en3 (again)

I'm gonna say it: I LOVE Takadh4p0nashi Kiara!

>>26991195
Only if she became my wife.

>>26991104
She showed all her linked Microsoft shit and folders

>>26991233
based

>>26990932
jeez its almost like you guys went completely schizo last night and have just calmed down enough so gura can do a members talk to scold people.

>>26991110
You mean "does", and the answer is: frequently.

>>26991255

>>26991246
that's the joke anon

>>26991016
Deep South. The Midwest’s domain is being irrelevant.

>>26991213
Unless you are mumei her upgraded weapon is better than some weapons outright

>>26991266
Fuck off Fauna

>>26991220
>>26991247
What's wrong with me teaching kids and being a chumbud? I'm not some weirdo!

>>26991140
>>26991141
>>26991264
>>26991294
Oof, thanks for the QRD

>>26991162
>I do remote teaching for elementary school kids

>>26991138
>my passive
What would your (or your oshi's) passives and ultimate for Holocure be?

>>26990888
>almost been 2 years.

Winners this week
>Ametori
>Bonebros
>Kronmei
Losers
>everyone else
>specially Ina

>>26991246
It moves a lot like MMD.

>>26991237
Based Kronii.

>>26991286
Mumei is an exception

Are these the current hololive alliances?
Kfp-teamates
Chumbuds-deadbeats
Takos are chaotic neutral

>>26991313
The Midwest's domain is being *relevant only during election season

>>26991162
Umm why not just go to sleep now and w
wake catch the stream and back to bed?

>>26991104
her boyfriend (chloe) entered and raped her

>>26991163
I bot every poal

I hope this game will be available on phone too. My old ass laptop can barely handle the game.

>>26991110
The story I heard was some male joined a female's member stream

>Gura's going to yell at her concernfags after grooming them for 2 years to think the way they do

So have they all met up or what?

>>26991219
They explode
You need a hard surface against a hard surface though

>>26991346
>mythshart only

Why is Fauna so weird?

>>26991346
Chumbuds aren't very happy with deadbeats right now

Guys with 6" dicks, have you guys ever placed your dicks into half-foot longs from Subway before?
Just curious.

>>26991308
I bully you because you're cute.

>>26991162
ojibud...

>>26991357
Strangely it sounded less sexual than Koyori just playing the game

>>26991206
True, I agree
>>26991211
Wrong, I feed roaches in my kitchen with my leftovers and they live in the gaps in my ceiling so they're pretty clean I think I can understand your concern about adult roaches but baby roaches? They're definitely clean

>>26991389
Who is that white girl???

bonebros are tribalfagging again

After watching Mumei play I figured out easy mode is just playing Mumei and maxing feather immediately.

>>26991353
I can't sleep if I do that, it messes up my sleep schedule

Huntsman spiders might be harmless but I hate how fucking fast they move. I remember watching a video where a professional tarantula keeper said he still didn't like huntsman spiders because they're so skittish and unpredictable.

>>26991162
This feels illegal.

>go out on a huge trip with people
>Stream alone

WHAT DID HOLOLIVE ENGLISH MEAN BY THIS

ANSWER ME

>>26991346
Please stop fucking larping you cringy nigger

>>26990888
ATLUS

>>26991335
I don't think bonebros won anything except dick

Kronii is being cuter than usual

>>26991372
I can’t remember the last time that gura got mad at her fans publicly.

>>26991246
yeah that's MMD or something similar.

No ina off collab, and that's a good thing.

>>26991305
It happened once when Vox joined Reimu's watchalong, anything else?

>>26991311

>>26991311
>leaked party pics
Anon, those were supposed to stay in the discord.

fauna is so wimpy and girly I can't fucking take it anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gN_1lFqUTg
george was 1 year ago...

>>26991292
DumbFP…

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1541589919209967616
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1541589919209967616
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1541589919209967616

>made too much rice
do these people just eyeball it and not use a measuring cup?

>>26991391
That would require I purchase a sandwich from Subway.

So no.

>>26991266
That spider? Me.

>>26991346
Yes and they are all against you

>>26991335
>Winners
>Bonebros

>>26991291
Point taken.

>>26991163
that pol was done in kfp hours do it again now and you will see the difference

>>26991311
Ass is way too big to be Gura

>>26991054
>12view doxxed by his fans and banned for grooming
it just keeps happening

>>26991372
>Pretend to be a child online and retweet lolicon art
>I'm not a kid guys, SHU-HEESH

>>26991462
kek

>>26991162
>>Gura is streaming at fucking 12 am
members only?

>>26991403
They're covered in parasites

>>26991462
Looks like the Bonebros has finally met up with AmeTori!

>>26991233
based as always

>>26991195
I've had dreams where I'm in a long term relationship with towa and we go on quiet mid autumn dates. There's nothing I want more than to hold her hand.

Kronii is never late its the viewers who are early

>>26991464
>measuring cup
My mum would disown me if I did that

>>26991335
Winners
>SEA
>Schizos
>Mori antis
>Mori
Losers
>People who enjoy hololive
>People who want a nice /hlgg/ thread

Okay /hlgg/ how do we fix deadhours?

>>26986582
I LOVE YOU GURA
I hope nothing bad happened

>>26991462
Mori hasn't told them anything has she?

>>26991406
T. The guy posting BONEBROS WINNING and replying to himself

>>26991162
Living the dream...

>>26991372
I don't believe this...

Would the threads calm down if Gura gushed about how great her time with Mori has been?

GURA PLEASE THROW THE FRAME UP SO I CAN NAP PLEASE

>>26991462
Please Kiara, she needs rape correction

>>26991328
Robocos ultimate would be her combining her weapons into a giant beam ala Genos

Her passive would be nanobot repair, which is pretty redundant with that upgrade but I'm not sure what else to put.

>>26991162
I only know that teamates like GurAme more

>>26991346
KFP-Teamates
Bonebros are
Takos, Sanalites
Brrats and Kronies
Saplings and Hoomen
IRyStocrats are the wildcards and slowly morphing into chaotic evil

>>26991526
Debut StarsEN so I can fill them

I remember once I tried to capture a spider the size of my finger so I could release him in my background instead of killing it, and I got as far as getting him into a plastic container. Then I dropped the container, the spider got out and bolted, and I haven't seen the fucker since.

>>26991523
Your mum is a whore.

>>26991534
I was talking about the nendo coming soon, anon.

>>26991526
exercise

>>26991538
You expect them to address it on stream or twitter? Are you a fucking retard?

>>26991391
>subway

>>26991546
meaning she had consensual sex with strangers at a party instead of being raped

>>26991162
she's still getting over jetlag

>>26991328
I don't know about Passives but my oshi's Ult could be her pulling out the ogre club and spinning so fast that she creates a tornado that sucks up everything (including enemies which will take damage and pick ups) and then ends with a final swing which knocks back any enemies that survive with a YO!

>>26991496
I don't think so, I've never gotten sick or I'll from them and I've been playing with them for years now

>>26991335
Ina got to pet booba and get closer to her hug goal. Will get her terrarium from Ame. She's doing great

>>26991546
Probably yes

>>26991500
>4 ENs together
>Gura streams alone

>>26991526
We root out the women among us and bully them

This board is a mental asylum.

>>26991411
And now it bugged and gave me double BL.

>>26991448
What do with all this meat if you got the baby dick?

i have eaten 3 mcdoubles in the span of 30 seconds im dying
please tell my oshi i love her

>>26991335
More like ONLY Ina.
>Invites herself to Ametori shit
>Gets stuck helping out for two days
>Gets absolutely nothing done except lose time on gacha commissions
>Leaves while Ame cleans up after her
>Disappears for days while Bone Bros and Ametori demonstrate how much they love and care about each other
>Only stream she'll participate in will be the TTRPG

>>26991356
Only if you’re counting the Rust Belt as part of the Midwest. Otherwise it’s just Iowa for the Democratic primary season.

>>26991295
If she denounces the schizos, i fear there will be an even worse shitstorm. Its one thing having concerns, but if she says that they were completely unfounded and that they shouldnt care so much about her safety, it might send people into schizo orbit.

>>26991590
>Will get her terrarium from Ame
About that anon...

>>26991462
What did she mean by this?

>>26991526
>>26991570
this, just got back from the gym

>>26991391
The half-foot long is less than 6 inches long

>>26991346
>Chumbuds-deadbeats
Lmao.

CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
I LOVE CUNNY LIKE YOU WOULD BELIEVE BROS

>>26990824
maybe but Choco is not a succubus even in lore, the first proper succubus was Aloe, Choco is just a sexy demon.

Ok but where the fuck is Ina?
Why is nobody taking about Ina?????

>>26991602
those two words you said after "women"...

>>26991489
when was the last time gura actually got annoyed at her fans?
i can't remember and I watch her a ton

>>26991607
I think that's the friend, he uses the same weapons you have

>>26991605
And I'm the Warden

>>26991556
I prefer Ame x me and Ame x Zeta/Mel
Don't care about Gurame

>>26991446
There were instances before that where it was the males intruding on the girl's member streams. I remember because I used to go there for general shit stirring, and the times they would bring it up were prime real-estate.

>>26991616
cuddle and eat her ass

>>26991462
The return of the Rim Reaper…

>>26991599
Oh man how funny would it be if the other members pop into her members only stream hahahaha funny right?

What the hell...why are you posting REAL LIFE people? Post anime girls instead, 3D women are not important.

Gura stream starts
It's mori
She starts crying...
>i..i can't do this
>i'm so sorry
stream ends
wwyd

>>26991411
Try that in endless

I'm glad Gura is doing this as a member stream so the niggers that have been shitposting all day won't even be able to watch

>>26991587
Her passive can just be bonus damage for getting lost

>>26991658
o...

>>26991335
what happened today to turn bonebros from biggest loser to a winner?

>>26991563
be gentle anon

>>26991162
Average chumbuds's job

>>26991456
>the last time we had actual unity between the branches.
What I would do to return to those times.

>>26991671
summarize the stream, post it here and then go to bed

>>26991335
Ina is chilling with Kronii. She's the one that spotted time mutt, you didn't pick up on that?

Fauna > Gura >>> Ina > Ame >>> Bae > Sana > Kiara > IRyS > Mumei > Kronii > Mori

(In HoloCure)

>>26991570
>>26991642
Okay I'm gonna play Ring Fit Adventure then.

>>26991659
I didn't ask you deadbeat

>>26991669
smart mumeiposter

Amelia my beloved

>>26991335
The only one who won out of this entire Off collab is Fauna.

>>26991671
Start masturbating furiously and laugh

>>26991538
Kiara was literally in the chat you fucking retard. It’s a public stream.

>>26991605
You're only realizing this now?

Wow, Kronii sucks at this game

>>26991639
Yeah, hand delivered.
https://youtu.be/fqJXi79QnQY?t=2831
Ame heavily implies it here

>>26991639
Yes, she said she will deliver it to her.

>>26991645
good post

>>26991372
Gura going all "we need to talk" on chumbuds sounds really out of character, i'd call shenanigans if you had both Ina AND Gura going out of their way to cover for Mori (It was really out of place when Ina did it specifically)

>>26991622
Only for the viewers, Ina herself enjoyed the time she spent with them

>>26990852
Any woman who will stream all the good Paper Mario games is a keeper. Now if only there was a way for her to stream the rest of the ML games.

Why am I getting recommended this shit?

>>26990740
They got lazy.

>>26991671
>click "reply to thread"
>type "OH NO NO NO NO CHUMEKS"
>attach image of Kiara (not my oshi)
>fill in the captcha
>click submit

>>26991346
>Chumbuds-deadbeats
retard

>>26991295
>>26991632
>>26991372
>>26991489
so true sisters, she is totally going to tell those incels whats what

Insider here. Kiara had a meeting with upper management where she freaked out about Mori's yab. She insisted that Mori be terminated immediately and that she should get the Universal Music contract instead. No decision has been made yet.

>>26991526
stick your dick in a pencil sharperner.

>>26991678
>he forgot about the tremors watchalong

>>26991681
Cock

>>26991624
not completely, but I'd say Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, and Illinois count for both

>>26991526
Group masterbation starts in 5

>>26991669
sorry my primal instincts are acting up

Just tried out Kiara in the game for the first time. She's as good a character as she is a streamer.

>>26991605
it's a madhouse

>Fauna frozen
>Mumei tilting
is something wrong with the Holo app recently?

i want a list of holos that didn't recognize the song

>>26991346
>Chumbuds-deadbeats
>allies
why is this being posted so much itt? did I miss something or is it just a discord raid?

>>26991605
I unironically have spent a week in a psychiatric ward before

>>26991565
It probably ran outside its self...
They aren't sentient but spiders are living evolve creatures that understand being around primates aware of their presence is a death sentence
That's why they usually stay still when first spotted, they'll bolt if you leave the room to get a shoe or something
It could also still be in your house, just 100 times as careful around humans as before... or maybe you spotted it only after months
God I fucking hate spiders so much

>>26991717
>barges in the collab
>sniffs them all
>leaves

>>26991546
>Nooooo you don’t understand Mori forced her to say that
Screenshot this and if I’m wrong I’ll suck everyones cocks

>>26991678
Half the shitposters are probably memberd shrimps

>>26991681
Massive quantities of copium

>>26991696
That IRyS build Reine made was retarded. I only saw like the last 3 minutes of it but she was just walking through enemies taking the damage and insta-healing it.

>>26991671
that would be a suspension at best because what the fuck would mori be doing in another girl's member's stream

>>26991757
Kinda wanna fuck Taiwanese women now

>>26991742
Are you a deadbeat?

>>26991742
DLON INCLINING

>>26991481
all hours are kfp hours you retard

>>26991346
being a chumbud, my best allies are saplings

>>26991767
bonebros raiding, the previous thread didn't have this kind of tribalfaggotry

>>26991669
whoops

>>26991079
Tookatiny Tumble

>>26991787
IRyS has great scaling but needs SO MUCH shit to get going

Kronii won't get herself

>>26991742
Every KFP member I know has posted that.

>>26991671
idk probably still be pissed at her

>>26991770
which place was more sane?

>>26991742
poor guy probably reacted to some early myth/holo content and has been chasing the numbers high since then

>>26991676
Another one could be luckshitting anvils and stuff, I'll never forget those "endurance" fishing streams, such bullshit

bears wear ties

>>26991162
>remote
Don't worry, folks. The kids are safe.

>>26991681
Probably that they failed to bait Calli and completely ignored every attempt at trying to rile her up for a response, she's just eating chicken Tenders right now

>>26991696
Fauna has barely any damage for the later stage of the game.

>The origins and meanings of the game have long been unknown and subject to speculation. Folklore scholars, however, regard the Great Plague explanation, that has been the most common since the mid-20th century, as baseless.

>The plague explanation did not appear until the mid-twentieth century.[21]
>The symptoms described do not fit especially well with the Great Plague.[26][31]
>The great variety of forms makes it unlikely that the modern form is the most ancient one, and the words on which the interpretation are based are not found in many of the earliest records of the rhyme (see above).[27][32]
>European and 19th-century versions of the rhyme suggest that this "fall" was not a literal falling down, but a curtsy or other form of bending movement that was common in other dramatic singing games.[33]

Why do people act so confident that things are the actual truth when they haven't even spent 10 seconds looking it up

>>26991757
enhance the pubic area

>>26991742
>53 watching
I can save him...

>>26991681
copious amounts of cope

>>26991795
she's Vietnamese

>>26991717
>meets and hangs out with Ame, Gura, and Kiara
>fucks off before Mori shows up

All Ws here boys.

Bears? In MY computer?

>7 min
Kronies... your oshi...

Kronii couldn't handle the thiccness

>>26991391
No but sometimes I put it in an empty toilet paper roll. It makes me feel good about myself when it barely fits the diameter of it.

you retards are now posting straight up fanfiction now
get a fucking grip, you motherless faggots

>>26991028
die

>>26991767
He failed to push his epic fanbase wars so now he's doing it in a roundabout way.

>>26991036
Oh, you're just retarded

Spicfriends translate please

>>26991742
GO DLON GO!

>>26991810
HOLY SHIT

>>26991538
the DUMBEST post

kronii is the type of person to turn their body irl when playing a racing game