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Say anything you want

>> No.26953564

Estrogen voice.

>> No.26953703

I love her

>> No.26953828

>>26953538
she's aight, but I'm only watching her until Ina comes back. Doesn't help that they overlap usual stream hours.

>> No.26953875

>>26953538
Who tf put shoes on her

>> No.26953878

>>26953538
Anything you want.

>> No.26953879

Never listened to any ASMR stuff until I randomly decided to try her lap pillow one.
I was tearing up less than halfway through, had to stop. She's too powerful. I think the KU100 streams would kill me.
She's very sweethearted and I appreciate her love of Hololive. Great pick Yagoo.

>> No.26953901

>>26953538
You know, after everything that just happened last night and everyone being fucking flaky with streaming or shitting on their fans I have to say she's not that bad by comparison.

I'm never going to member to her though.

>> No.26953926

i wish i had a bigger sister like fauna

>> No.26953940

>>26953538
Vile green seductress got me in her clutches good. I'm not sure I wanna struggle anymore.

>> No.26953976
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>>26953538
Mommy UuuuUuUuUUuUUuuuUUuU

>> No.26953982

>>26953538
I need to suck her tits.

>> No.26953994

>>26953538
I

>> No.26954027

>>26953538
Mori should graduate

>> No.26954085

Would be my kami oshi if not for “that thing”
I love everything about her, which is why it stings even more
I respect saplings who are able to look past it

>> No.26954090

>>26953538
I liked her since the Pokémon Unite stream and now that /vt/ is finally noticing how good she is I feel vindicated.

>> No.26954110

She has a nice voice and streams. I don't care about ASMR. I wish she was my sister.

>> No.26954117
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26954117

psycHOTic

>> No.26954121

Her horror game streams are fun and comfortable, so I enjoy putting up her stream while working.

>> No.26954180

She's the best. She's smart, cute, funny, basically the whole package.

>> No.26954219

>>26954085
"That thing" only means she has life experience. Time to pull your head out of your ass, sapling.

>> No.26954259

>>26953538
She talks funny. Like the way she annunciates words, it's very stiff and each syllable is so pronounced. I would like to know what she sounds like casually.

>> No.26954273

>>26953538
I know hardly anything about her. She pronounced her Ts very sharply though.

>> No.26954392

At first I thought she would be the boring uwu streamer but she's actually pretty funny and always has good energy in her streams, good strimer

>> No.26954397

>>26954219
It means she's a whore.
Why? Cause it wasn't me. Simple as.

>> No.26954467

>>26954397
Meds can fix that. Just say aaahhh

>> No.26954491

>>26953538
Not the biggest fan of her voice and still dislike her giggling tic.
Despite it I'm a member though. So I'm also biased but I like how she is educated, embraces cringe, is witty, girly, teases her friends and thus an overall great collaborator.
She also seems to enjoy streaming. Even as soon as getting back from her off collab. Which isn't a high bar, but for the holo en girls it's atypical.

>> No.26954515

>>26954085
Your an idiot if you don't think they all have or had "that thing"

>> No.26954546

vegan

>> No.26954589

>>26953538
She's suspiciously witty for a woman. Does she live on the internet? Do I need meds?

>> No.26954611

>>26954467
Defend your whore to no avail, cuckling. Waste your energy.
>>26954515
Sure, but the point is not having "that thing" when they take this job.

>> No.26954626

>>26953538
Mommy shouldn't cuck me, she's for only me

>> No.26954628

>>26954515
I don’t mind if “that thing” is something that happened in the past, it’s if it’s an ongoing thing where I get put off

>> No.26954691

>>26954628
This. I need to know.

>> No.26954714

>>26954628
Weak saplings don't deserve to live

>> No.26954762

>>26954611
Defend the voices to no avail, schizo. Waste your energy. Or just take the meds.

>>26954691
Allegedly had a boyfriend in the past. You know, like 99% of 16+ women.

>> No.26954775

Would you take your meds if they were administered by nurse Fauna?

>> No.26954786

>>26953538
the drawing and the design is very good, but the rigger did not do a good job

>> No.26954794

>>26954691
Have a conversation with the voices in your head, they must know

>> No.26954833

>>26954085
Honestly, at least it means you don't have to worry about a girl being used as a public use cumrag like chumbuds have been fretting.

>> No.26954840

>>26953538
Pretty likable overall, good sense of humour, not autistic, awkward, or annoying like most of her genmates
Her voice can be annoying sometimes since it's permanently on ASMR mode

>> No.26954857

>>26954775
She can slip some "meds" into my coffee any day, bby.

>> No.26954861

>>26954762
>Allegedly
She literally said it herself

>> No.26954863

>>26953538
God tier design.
Subpar everything else.

desu it takes actual talent to be more bland than Ina, and she is.

>> No.26954898

Feminem, Cute, great addition to Hololive.

>> No.26954924

>>26954861
...and? Does he like to watch?

>> No.26954990

>>26954775
If the meds were administered by my having to suck on her tits and stick my dick on her snatch, then yes.

>> No.26955024

>>26953538
i like her

>> No.26955070

Her level of femininity is impressive in its own way

>> No.26955121
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I kind of want her to stab me with a long sword right in the gut, afterwards lodging an ice pick into each of my temporal lobes. Then she would caress me and tell me it's all going to be fine as I embrace the darkness coming for me.

>> No.26955163 [DELETED] 

>>26954762
She said so herself, cuckling. How is it schizo to consider a FUCKING WHORE for engaging in parasocial relationships while having "that thing?"
You want my money and support? Get rid of that thing. If you must have "that thing," if it isn't me you're a dirty fucking whore. I don't make the rules of this game. I just play it.
Cope with that however you want, cuckling. You will never change my mind and probably won't stop being a cuckling until you find some dignity.

>> No.26955220

>>26955163
Have a (you), lil nigga.

>> No.26955306

>>26953538
I want to fuck her

>> No.26955331

>>26954833
Yeah exactly this. Would rather have my oishi be loyal than take dick after dick after dick.
I also think they might be done.
>Nails cut
>On a diet
>Bought a small pot

>> No.26955560

>>26955331
>on a diet
Isn’t she already vegan? She doesn’t exactly sound fat sadly so I don’t see what good the diet would do

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>>26955331
>I also think they might be done.
Maybe. That'd be cool I guess. Fauna is definite girlfriend material if you can get around the whole vegan thing. Femininity is just so lacking in most women these days.

>> No.26955646

>>26953538
The most stale white beard girl in existence. The literal stereotype.

>> No.26955650

>>26955598
Isn't she one of the very, VERY few sane vegans?

>> No.26955709

>>26955646
Sorry
>Bread*

>> No.26955764

>>26955646
I love white girls, though.

>> No.26955861
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>>26955646

>> No.26955897

>>26953879
>Him doesn't know about the ones that she made in her PL that are guaranted to make you cry
NGMI

>> No.26955930

>>26955650
She doesn't push it on anybody and does it for herself. I dunno, it'd probably still be pretty difficult if you're eating a steak dinner, but I've done a celiac disease relationship before which was not that hard.

>> No.26955942

>>26955598
>Femininity is just so lacking in most women these days.
What does this mean?
>>26955650
Sort of. I can buy that she doesn't lose sleep over others not being vegan, but I'm not so sure she'll act that way with a romantic interest. It's like religion. It can be a deal-breaker. If she is honestly done, I'm willing to wager diet was at the center of it.

>> No.26955998

>>26955942
Sorry, he's referring to American women, whatever country your part of is probably still good, maybe

>> No.26956019

>>26954589
She is the sharpest EN by a country mile. The thinking man's oshi.

>> No.26956048

>>26955998
I'm American. Again, what does it mean?

>> No.26956503

>>26955560
She cut all desserts and sweets.

>> No.26956548

>>26953538
I love her. The best thing that happened to EN vtubers.

>> No.26956622

>>26956048
The most feminine thing the average woman does these days is pay to get her hair chemically treated and set the oven temperature for a ready made meal.

>> No.26956626

>>26953538
i want to fuck her tits

>> No.26956964

>>26953538
Tbh, I don't even wish I had her by me, just hope for a day I could met her

>> No.26957009

>>26953538
To elaborate further on what I said last time. I want my dick in her stirrup as she lazily gives me a footjob

>> No.26957031

I want to know what happened between her and Shondo, if they're cool now, and how they are these days. I know she was a fangirl enough to actually buy Shondo merch so I want to know if she was her oshi.

>> No.26957091

>>26955560
She's def not fat, she mentioned she stopped eating sweets. She's also very into lolita fashion and those dresses are hard to squeeze into for white girls

>> No.26957206

>>26953538
She is cute. Too bad I'm not dumb enough to watch full streams.

>> No.26957289

>>26957031
They are cool. Shondo joined Faus membership and commented on her chat.

>> No.26957324

>>26957091
>lolita fashion
That shit is so cringe lmao

>> No.26957373

Very erotic, this one. Not very exciting though.

>> No.26957378
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26957378

She’s a perfect 10/10. Great personality, great voice, great design, consistent and entertaining streamer, very cute.

>> No.26957409

>>26954611
delusional unicuck

>> No.26957461

>>26954762
>during debut
you mean

>> No.26957726

>>26953538
I'm unironically in love with her, she's lovely, adorable, so cute.
No I don't need my meds I know she's basically an e-celleb crush and nothing more, I don't mind her RM relationship because I separate the character from the voice actress.
I just want to fall asleep on her lap while she gently headpats me and tells me I've been a good boy.

>> No.26957796

>>26957726
What a cuck lol

>> No.26957856

>>26956964
Same. Just want to meet her and thank her for what she does. Though since that's not gonna happen in person, a meet and greet will have to suffice at a future convention.

>> No.26957855

>>26953538
>Your honest opinions
>Say anything you want
What is it?

>> No.26958096

>>26953538
I'm not a fan of ASMR but she seems like the kind of girl you want to impregnate 10 times and raise a family in a cozy homestead in the prairie like it is Nebraska in the 1880s.

>> No.26958152

>>26953538
She's the only EN that appears to be entirely sane and stable. She's a model of professionalism, and has never had a yab or put her foot in her mouth.

>> No.26958167

>>26953538
Council hard carry.
I like her.

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she if comfy and helps me sleep somtimes

>> No.26958503

>>26958152
you must not watch her much

>> No.26958534

I wonder why a young woman has trouble finding time to stream. It really boggles the imagination. 4 hours a week, she must have a busy life! Diapers don't change themselves!

She also clearly is using Kronii's voice filters to make her voice sound lighter. You can tell the difference between her current voice and her debut voice.

>> No.26958579

>>26953538
why do you keep making these threads
why so insecure

>> No.26958643

you're comfy
I like your voice
love the UUUU
want to fuck your tits

>> No.26958696

>>26953538
She might be best girl EN, time will tell.

>> No.26958813

>>26958152
She also starts her streams literally on the dot. It's kind of astounding.

>> No.26958884

>>26953538
Should have been loli. Her model and voice are still good, but I dropped her 8 months ago because no cunny. There's a limit to how much non-cunny I can watch.

>> No.26959226

>>26958503
Yeah she fucking squeebed like the dirty fucking squeeber she is

>> No.26959646

>>26958534
I wonder why you never spam this pasta in the /uuu/ threads

>> No.26959805

>>26959646
Explain why a woman her age is SO BUSY she can't stream more than 4 hours a week. What could she possibly be doing all day. Try to explain that to me. I think any reasonable person knows the answer.

>> No.26959858

>>26958503
most people don't

>> No.26959930

>>26959805
she streamed 10 hours last week

>> No.26959951

>>26953538
really cute voice
her giggle sounds a bit forced sometimes

>> No.26959985

>>26959805
Pretty sick of this pasta being spammed in irrelevant threads honestly

>> No.26960153

>>26959930
>if you exclude Bae she streamed more than every other holoEN combined

>> No.26960162

>>26959930
Oh wow. The vtubers I watch typically stream 35 or 40 hours a week.

>> No.26960481

Egobaiting once again, Fauna? Damn, I thought you were different

>> No.26960492

As a Holman, I think she’s dope as fuck. Punctual, great streams without the usual flavor of the month games, and she has amazing comedic timing. Second favorite VTuber.

>> No.26960588

>>26954611
That’s not at all the point. What’s a matter baby?

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>>26960492
What about this is "punctual"

Is it really "punctual" to stream 5 hours a week? I would just call that "lazy"

>> No.26960721

>>26960162
with 168 hours in a week, that's only a free time difference of 18%

>> No.26960740

>>26960643
ESL, please learn what punctual means.

>> No.26960772

>>26960643
Being punctual doesn't mean being consistent

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>>26960740
it's not the adjective I'd choose

>> No.26960923

>>26959805
sex with me

>> No.26960938

>>26960786
Go back

>> No.26960937

>>26960786
>it's a nijifag
If you were at least an indiefag there would be benefit of the doubt of how bad your taste is but now you've made it obvious that you have hours upon hours of content that you wont watch.

>> No.26961026

>>26957726
This is post-med clarity, anon.

>> No.26961075

I was a gosling for her when she first debuted and decided to stop watching her because it was becoming unhealthy.
I started getting mad when she didn't tweet or when she'd disappear for 4+ days at a time or when she would unintentionally hint at the E man so now I don't watch or care about her anymore

>> No.26961087

>>26960937
You're praising a girl who streams 5 hours a week. She barely even exists. The vtubers I watch are streaming 20-40 hours a week minimum. Elira has done some weeks over 50 hours of streaming. That's someone who actually is working hard and care about their job.

What is Fauna doing all day? Why is a woman that age so busy all day? I think it's very obvious why.

>> No.26961117

>>26958152
I want her to put her foot in my mouth. If you get my drift.

>> No.26961128

>>26960786
Bae fell off so fast. What happened? She used to be the work horse of the group.

>> No.26961214

>>26961075
When has she hinted at E? She's pretty good on stream about being careful about what she says

>> No.26961223

>>26961128
She streams 4 hours a week, what are you talking about? That's typical for a hololive talent. I think only like 2 of the hololive talents are actually streaming a significant amount of time.

Bae, Fauna, Kronii, Ina, they barely even exist.

>> No.26961259

>>26961087
>Fauna has her own nijischizo now
Based. My girl is truly inclining nowadays

>> No.26961302

>>26961087
MEDS

>> No.26961309

>>26961087
One day Fauna will dance on stage with girls like Watame.
Elira, who I don't have a clue who that even is, won't.
The difference between a holomem and a nijiwhateveryoucallthem is obvious

>> No.26961312

>>26954762
And here I was thinking "that thing" meant she had an onlyfans or been a stripper or some other spicy shit, turns out its just a bf lmao.

>> No.26961317

>>26953538
I want to have sex with her.

>> No.26961350

>>26960786
Fullgut…

>> No.26961394

>>26961309
Implying Nijisanji doesn't do 3D? That's literally how their company was founded, it was doing 3D. They did Live2D later. All of them will have 3D

>> No.26961399

>>26961312
People freak out over the most normal thing some one can have

>> No.26961450

>>26961087
You don’t get extra points for quantity. A lesson nijitrash never learn. But note that 1 minute if Faunana= 30 ninjiminutes. They’re like pesos, you have to shave off the 0’s.

>> No.26961477

>>26961312
You are on /vt/, what did you expect? lmao. Just don't say it's normal again or you will get called a cuck

>> No.26961489

>>26961214
Nah it's schizo shit like she mentions staying somewhere else for a few days every week and obviously I know where that is because I'm not retarded. Her conveniently streaming at certain times or having certain days off that a certain someone else has off. Very harmless things that I schizophrenically lead to conclusions.
Hence why I decided it was unhealthy and stopped.

>> No.26961491

>>26961394
That's not what I implied. The implication is that Fauna has a future which has clear goals and potential.
Nijisanji doesn't have a future.

>> No.26961508

>>26961087
>post an image showing she streamed 140 hours over 3 months
>repeatedly state she only streams 5 hours a week
I want more Fauna streams too but those numbers don’t add up

>> No.26961519

>>26961450
That's not true whatsoever. I think Fauna is completely average as a streamer. Except she's far below average in the hardwork department.

>> No.26961528

>>26961394
Who?

>> No.26961630

>>26961491
lol what? Complete nonsense anon

Fauna gets an average of 800 subs per day.
Elira gets 1100 per day.

Elira is gaining subscribers faster than Fauna. That's because her hard work is paying off. Elira definitely has a future, she's doing very well.

>> No.26961641

>>26961508
Fauna streams an average of 11 hours a week....
My oshi streamed 11 hours the other day (obviously a lot more than normal) and streams 6-7 days a week.
We are not the same.

>> No.26961683

>>26953538
I like that she's a hololive fan.

>> No.26961690

>>26961519
Who cares, there are thousands of 2views that stream endlessly and don't deserve any more praise just because they choose to do that.

>> No.26961700

>>26961630
That's not the future that's the present. If you're saying their future will be the same as this present, that's exactly what I was saying too.

>> No.26961706

>>26960786
>>26961087
Good luck learning English, nijinigger!

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Is this the same niji schizo that's been crying about Fauna in the numbers thread since she's been getting consistently 10k+ vieweship lately?

>> No.26961752

>>26961491
>>26961630
>>26961690
>>26961700
Go to /#/, subhuman niggers. This is a Fauna thread.

>> No.26961754

>>26961519
It’s objective fact. Ninjiwhatevers have to stream 40 hours for a chance, however slim, of producing 4 hours of Fauna tier content. Like panning for gold, you MIGHT get a few ounces per ton of trash whereas Fauna is all solid gold, all the time, Deal with it, najifanjo shitter.

>> No.26961769

>>26961690
Not exactly. Actually most "2views" stream much less than Nijisanji, and very inconsistently. Although they stream more than Hololive, but that's not saying much, Hololive is the laziest and most over-promoted people in the business.

>> No.26961776

>>26961489
>a certain someone else has off
Is E an actual content creator/streamer? I thought it was some random nobody

>> No.26961804

>>26961752
Shut up retard and if you ever (You) me again just to tell me you're insecure then I will slap your father.

>> No.26961829

>>26961754
Complete nonsense. Having watched both of them, I can say you're completely wrong. Actually Fauna is pretty boring. Her ASMR isn't even very good, and that's supposed to be her specialty

>> No.26961863

>>26961776
You believe that schizo?

>> No.26961907

>>26953538
Best member of Council, I don't watch her though

>> No.26961917

>>26961630
Who?

>>26961641
Low standards. You’re the filler-bloated 600 episode shonenshit series vs. Fauna, the big-budget cinema release.

>> No.26961940

>>26961804
ESLschizonumberfag, what a surprise

>> No.26961959

>>26961863
He seemed quite self aware for a schizo, so I took him at his word

>> No.26961967

>>26961716
Yeah, he goes around random threads that criticize any girl and imply that they're all pregnant for some reason, probably common in his third world SEA shithole.

>> No.26962001

Hope SEAtards go to bed soon.

>> No.26962010

>>26961641
You don’t need to hide who your oshi is anon. I won’t know who she is anyway

>> No.26962035

>>26961917
Fauna said she watches Pomu. And that's why she started doing Miitopia stream, because she was watching Pomu's Miitopia

https://streamable.com/78ajur

Cope and seethe.

>> No.26962093

>>26961940
I'm Scottish and im correct on the posts I mentioned and the posts you responded to had nothing to do with numbers, the person I was responding to was posting numbercope.
Again, don't respond to me you're embarassing your father. And if you don't have one then it's all the more reason to shut the fuck up.

>> No.26962189

>>26962035
And here I thought I couldn't love Fauna more. Luv u bby.

>> No.26962214

>>26961769
Yeah when you’re all hits, all the time, as Hololive is, you don’t need to desperately scrape for numbers. Holo are carnivores feasting only on red meat, najisanjo are cows who have to graze 14 hours a day or starve.

>> No.26962255

>>26962035
Your point?
>>26962093
Fair enough, I see who you are now. I beg your pardon, good sir. That anon got the replies mixed up

>> No.26962304

>>26962214
You mean like Kronii pretending to be female with voice filters. Bae's unwatchable garble voice. Sana the literal piece of shit. Fauna lazy and boring, with shit asmr. No group dynamic between the people either, they aren't actually friends.

It's not good at all. In fact if I were you, I'd check out the competition.

>> No.26962327

>>26962093
>Can’t do basic math
>Struggles to use comprehensible English
>Angry at something because it’s bigger and better
>Screams like a retard to people who don’t care about his inferior group
My bad, I should have realised you were Scottish earlier

>> No.26962335

Faggot

>> No.26962365

>>26962304
Threadreader-chama..

>> No.26962393

>>26961829
Nope, she’s distilled perfection. It takes days of nanjosanji to equal one Fauna blessing. And you’re here seething about it in jealous rage, impotently. Having the exact opposite effect that you want.

>> No.26962477

>>26961917
This. Fauna is prime cut steak and the ELS retard faggot is here to say “but you can get 20 McNuggets for less money!”

>> No.26962490

I just wish she released uncompressed audio of her ASMRs outside of youtube. Just got into the Japanese ASMR rabbithole and some of the shit they have on DLsite sounds so fucking good because of the high bitrate

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She's the most adorable dork in existence, I love Fauna very much

>> No.26962501

>>26962393
Anon she stream 5 hours a week. She's lazy as fuck. I don't even know why you'd be fan of such a person. Aren't you bored all the time?

She spend all her day changing diapers instead of streaming, while other people are actually putting out entertaining content you can watch. That's why other people are growing faster than Fauna is right now.

>> No.26962538

>>26962327
If any of those greentexts were relevant to anything I had said, your attempt wouldn't be in vain.
I know its upsetting to come to grips with reality but there is a clear future for Fauna and despite it already being extremely bright the potential for it to grow beyond what we perceive as success is real.
Nijisanji on the other hand...

>> No.26962599

>>26962035
Po-what? What’s a Pomma?
Imagine wasting time on stepped on dollar store ninjishit when I could just watch a Fauna VOD.

>> No.26962611

>>26962490
Foreign language sounds like ass. I hate listening to awful japanese shit all the time.

Fauna does 1 hour ASMR per week in typical lazy fashion. That's why I much prefer Millie. Her asmr is ridiculously good, and she does 2 hours a week

>> No.26962615

>>26962501
Go back to your numberfagging thread, shitty nijinigger

>> No.26962625

>>26953538
She is a good influence for EN as a whole, she got her niche and are good at it
She is an actual fan Hololive and I never sigh when she is a part of a collab
I find no deal breaking faults in her
>t.Shrimp

>> No.26962697

>>26962599
She's not putting out hardly any content anon. There's nothing there. You're talking about a void

>> No.26962763

>>26962304
There is no competition because nobody else is good enough to be in the running. I’m at the Olympics. No need for your sloppy drunk 40 year old company picnic softball game.

>> No.26962811

>>26962501
Last week she streamed like 15 including the member stream. Anyone can go to her channel and check.
Also I don't know about what kind of reaction you expect if you go to a thread full of people that like a girl and say "she sucks, watch these other girls I like instead"
Do you enjoy being told to fuck off or what?

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>>26962763
There's a lot of competition anon.

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I want to squeeze her slender body with a big hug and thank her for all the fun times she provides me

>> No.26962926

>>26962393
Yeah, I might have eventually run out of Fauna vods some day and been bored and desperate, maybe drunk, and checked out najasanii eventually but knowing what kind of ESL mouthbreather dipshit they’re associated with has turned me off of ever giving them a single glance now.

>> No.26962941

>>26962811
15, so like 1/3 what people are doing in the other company. And that's a high mark for her?

>> No.26963032

>>26962501
I’ve never been bored before because only boring people can get bored, ever.
Literally retarded, no wonder your standards are so low.

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>>26962501
Then go watch your streamers and stop obsessing over numbers for irrelevant streamers.
Holo en streams enough for me. I have a life and come home to watch a couple hours of primo content streams and then do other hobbies and am perfectly happy. Meanwhile you live in a third world country and watch 50 hours of subpar streams per week and schizo post about other company's vtubers.

>> No.26963081

Never watched her, probably never will

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>>26962941
No one with real world obligations can watch 40 hours of streams a week

She streams just the right ammount for me. If you don't like it you can go beg elsewhere.

>> No.26963113

>>26962859
None of those are competition, they just want to be.

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>>26953538
She's my favorite hololive member, even among the JP ones. She has no flaws and is the only god tier scout from EN2. I thought the same thing during debut when everyone was paying attention to Kronii and now too, she'll only incline from now on. Perfect voice and personality for men starving female affection.
The ONLY single flaw is that she's lazy and doesn't stream.

>> No.26963148

Imagine being in the same fandom as this nijinumberfag, I could never. That's why I will never give your shitty oshi a chance.

>> No.26963161

>>26963032
I think you are kind of a stupid person. You think "more people watch this stream, that means this stream is better". It's a herd mentality, the sign of someone who doesn't have any individual judgements of their own. Which I'm sure is typical for the type of bandwagon bronies in your fandom.

>> No.26963176

>>26953538
Annoying voice

>> No.26963228

>>26963103
I have more options. I can switch between streams and watch whatever I find interesting at the moment. You usually have 0 streams to watch. Or if there is a stream going on, it's usually the ONLY one. You have no options.

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>>26963161
>N-no the fact that she's popular means that just stupid sheeple watch her
>I'm not jealous or anything

Please keep posting. Loving every post you make. Thank you for bringing schadenfreude into my life.

>> No.26963390
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26963390

My Fauna? But of course I can provide you with my opinion. She's cute, witty, entertaining, a bit clumsy at times, cares about others and her saplings, good taste but overall she's just utterly adorable

>> No.26963442

>>26963347
Maybe fauna will let you help with the diapers anon

>> No.26963494

Fauna has exceeded my expectations and I enjoy her streams a lot

If I had to dig real hard for things to improve it would be the low Faunas Per Second problems (which yeah, can take time to fix, I know), and how she sometimes skirts a fine line when criticizing games (mmm the dopamine) where I do enjoy her speaking her mind but it's a bit of a different take than the other girls

>> No.26963532

Uses kronii's voice filters to sound younger. Kind of creepy and disturbing

>> No.26963537

Whats nice about the nijischizo is that it brought back to the front of my mind the vast narrative and story that Hololive has.
The 2021 Sports festival was a year ago today.

>> No.26963628

>>26963537
Pomu has grown a lot over the past 6 months. Ina is reusing jokes from years ago. One side is having real friendship, and real growth. The other side is stale and boring schlock. Weird fake personas instead of real personalities

>> No.26963688

>>26953538
I can only wish I meet a woman like her

>> No.26963707

>>26963075
Take it easy on the poor roach, anon. When you love in the kind of shithole he does and have the life he does, you desperately need something, anything, to fill the void with noise, however inane. Even ninjasanda boring low-grade filler is enough for him. It’s just white noise, like morning talk radio for retired boomers. Something, anything, to fill the endless emptiness.
Me, I barely can keep up with Council, let alone Myth. Pretty sure I have never actually watched the screen during any streamers’ entire stream (too much to do so they are mostly background noise and I’d never literally watch a video game get played for hours).
Seen all of Fauna’s well documented doxes, though, btw, and nope. no baby has come out of that tight scrawny body lol. Hopefully she makes enough cash streaming that she can buy a home and then have some lucky guy pump 5 or 6 kids into her before too terribly long though. No girl can stay such ripe, sublime fruit for very long, after all. And then when she has time, eventually Hag Fauna can be a manager and train up new padawan learners for HoloEN 7.

>> No.26963787

>>26953538
A good streamer can talk for hours without getting bored, her viewer retention is crazy good. But she definitely need something more to stand out.

>> No.26963796

>>26963628
Even if that was true, it's still tunnel vision.
This Pomu girl you're talking about will never be part of the epic Hololive narrative.
Ina has already made herself part of something that will be remembered 50 years from now.

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>>26953538
stream Let Me Stay Here

>> No.26963935

>>26963707
I do not believe Fauna would survive childbirth. Her vegan body is just too frail and weak.

>> No.26963947

>>26963120
>you know realize that’s not sweat, it’s Fauna juice and tastes like she crushed peaches and grapes on herself too cool off

>>26963161
It’s the opposite, unable-to-correctly-reply-chama.

>>26963228
I have far more to watch than I will ever have time for.

>>26963390
Blessed image, based poster.

>> No.26963960

>>26963796
There is no epic hololive narrative dude. I have no idea what you're even talking about.
>will be remembered 50 years from now
ahahahaha

Anyway you're missing all the fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAeY1mAvOE&t=25

>> No.26964014

>>26963628
What’s a Plamu?

>> No.26964018

>>26963947
>I have far more to watch than I will ever have time for.
You have fauna, the lazy-as-fuck boring shit streamer who you imagine is your pure virgin waifu while she lies to you.

>> No.26964032

>>26953538
Nice chuuba, asmr voice. A bit cringe. Seems like she’s setttled in and is doing more consistent streams, which is something council needs.

>> No.26964033
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>>26963960
>PLEASE PLEASE WATCH NIJ-
No

>> No.26964059

>>26963960
Even something as minor as Pekora using invincibility potions in Minecraft and annoying Subaru will be remembered more fondly than any nijisanji moment you can produce.

>> No.26964133

>>26964059
You're watching japanese streamers? Lol I couldn't give a fuck about those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKkzRCp6gs8&t=60

>> No.26964212

>>26964133
I could already tell but that says everything, not just about you but the entire potential of Nijisanji.

>> No.26964261

>>26963075
>>26963707
>SEA
Like clockwork, the West and Americans like Hololive while sea likes Nijisanji.

>> No.26964265

>>26964212
It says everything I don't watch streamers speaking a foreign language? lol
yeah no thanks

>> No.26964388

>>26963935
She has very powerful mommy vibes and understands biology. She is vegan but also has common sense and a level head and has a practical streak. She’d do what needed to be done. She has the exact right body for pregnancy she just needs some supplements. She would definitely learn to cook all the right things in her cozy cottagecore kitchen and would spend lots of time staying as active as possible, shopping for maternity clothes with floral prints, and painting murals on the baby’s room walls.
>giving preggers Fauna’s green-toenailed feet a massage after she walks around all day at the farm market
UUUUUUUU

>> No.26964393

>>26959805
>cucklings
>reasonable persons
lol
lmao even

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>>26964388
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE FAUNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.26964469

>>26964018
I don’t “imagine” anything and she’s never lied to anybody. Too many streams to keep up with atm.

>> No.26964523

>>26964265
There's no link/bond between you and JP, like there is no link/bond between NijiEN and NijiJP.
It shows the likelihood that if you're still watching in 10 years, it will be the same type of content you're watching today while vtubing could be evolved into something greater than streaming by then and no matter what happens, Hololive will be at the forefront.

>> No.26964522

>>26953538
eddie whore

>> No.26964595

>>26964388
>green-toenailed feet
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.26964619

>>26959805
>fauna doesn't stream enough
>she must be caring for a child
>reasonable
do SEAnigs really?

>> No.26964692

>>26964450
>falling asleep with Faunana on her floral scented super soft sheets and spooning with your hand draped protectively over her pregnant belly and your face buried in the nape of her neck

>> No.26964759

>>26953538
I miss her

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>>26964692

>> No.26964978

Faunanons what is your favorite Fauna classic stream? Outside of asmr. For me, it’s The Holocouncil Civil War. It was around that time that I finally canceled cable and netflix for good. Realizing that a couple of dorks with microphones and somewhat-animated jpgs could turn a decade old block game into a more compelling story arc than $500 million blockbusters are able to was quite something.

>> No.26965298

>>26964978
It's the Mario Kart collab with Gooba for me

>> No.26965299

>seeing Fauna’s skinny form rapidly develop that extra 10 pounds, her perfect pale skin get that glow, and her big tits get absolutely HUGE
>anon, darn it! none of my bras fit any more so it’s tank top day again
>oh crud, I leaked again, can I borrow your t-shirt
>be a deer and put this in the wash for me
>she fell asleep in panties and your shirt again and you have to carry her to bed, her loosely bound tits wobbling
>you’re dead asleep
>a rummaging hand at your crotch wakes you
>anon…y-you know I can’t sleep though the night soundly unless you put me to bed with a nice deep hard slow dicking…

>> No.26965331

>>26964978
That arc could have been way more kino

You know how in wrestling a heel acts like an ass so that people cheer against him and there's a narrative of a good guy that stands up against him? We could have had that in that arc, but vtuber fans are way too autistic and they had to put a disclaimer that none of this is real and stopped the act. Same as Fauna slapping Kronii. Anyone with a 90+ iq knows it was fake but they still have to emphatize "When I FAKE slapped Kronii" so that retards don't go apeshit.

As long as the audience is as autistic and idiotic as vutber fans are, we will never have true bona fide antagonist kino since retards are somehow stupider than fucking WWE fans and everyone has to be nice and wholesome for the camera.

>> No.26965480

>>26965331
>As long as the audience is as autistic and idiotic as vutber fans are
Anyone that uses a live chat during a stream is autistic

>> No.26965515

bad voice, annoying
feels fake

>> No.26965553

>>26965299
"Written" by a man, disgusting

>>26964692
This is how you do it ^

>> No.26965645

>>26965298
It was cute watching fauna collab with her oshi. Gura could be her degenerate self without judgement around fauna and now we have SNOT which is kino

>> No.26965658

>>26965331
Kronii is a natural and she and Fauna had everything set up so perfectly too. They both did fantastic improv, picking up from each other’s cues. Kronii did her disclaimer right after and that shouldn’t have even been needed but certainly should have been enough. But nope, people are god damned stupid fucks. Kronii was set up from day one as the “cruel and sadistic tyrant” character and tried to actually play out that kafabe in a defined setting and Fauna was the perfect foil, proactive too. But no, retards think anime girls are real.

>> No.26965699

>>26965658
Kronii share his voice filters with Fauna

>> No.26965719

>>26965699
And you share tampons with your mum

>> No.26965749

I want to have sex with her and all the saplings that miss her.

>> No.26965759

>>26965719
KEK

>> No.26965767

>>26965299
>be a deer
Now this is Faunaposting

>> No.26965773

>>26965719
Fauna voice is noticably higher since debut. Kronii use special voice filters to increase the pitch of his voice. He shared with fauna

>> No.26965890

>>26965773
Despite you clearly shitposting, she had a similar development as Lamy in gaining confidence to speak more confidently.
It's not higher pitched.

>> No.26965947

>>26965890
lol yeah anon I'm sure hololive was her first streaming job. She just wasn't confident in her voice at all before hololive

>> No.26965952

>>26965699
Speaking of goddamn stupid fucks…

>>26965719
We should take it easy on the poor insect. It’s tough being a troon in SEA.

>> No.26966037

>>26965947
It's not the same thing. Even girls like Korone became more brazen and outgoing and you can see watch her previous content and see that kind of development was slower before Hololive.

>> No.26966099

>>26966037
It's complete nonsense.
She is getting a bit of older woman voice, so she ask Kronii for his voice filters.

>> No.26966164

>>26966099
Was your first sentence a warning for your second?

>> No.26966207

I’m honestly not sure which girl is more fuckable. Having seen them both like all non-SEAmonkeys have, who is more bangable, the trim athletic gym bunny Korean chick with glasses or the scrawny but big-hipped emo cosplayer chick with glasses?
I’d say Kronii is more fun to fuck but Fauna is more breedable.

>> No.26966244

>>26966164
I know what kronii's real voice sound like anon, I have heard it. I also know that fauna's voice is changed from debut

>> No.26966287

>>26966244
Give an example

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The singularness of man

>> No.26966412

>>26966244
You’ve heard the same publicly available old roommate and persona streams everyone has. But sadly, and hilariously, not seen her photos lol.

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>>26953538
I am hypnotically conditioning myself to become aroused when I hear her voice. My ultimate goal is to orgasm in reaction to hearing her say "squeeb".

>> No.26966520

>>26965645
SNOT is the best thing that happened to vtubers since Kizuna AI.

>> No.26966727

>debut has her going from sweet sunshine to full psycho yandere
>turns out her dark side is actually a dork side
I sort of expected Fauna to be what Mumei turned out to be. What a tweest.

>> No.26966735

>>26953538
She seems like a nice girl. My mom and I liked her tier lists, and I've got her Kirby playthrough in my watch later list, but otherwise she's not really my thing.

>> No.26967171

>>26966427
>"You squeeb me and I'll squeeb you"

>> No.26967873

>>26961087
Eliraschizo is a unicorn
Oh no no no don't tell me you don't know about Sonny and Elira

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Fauna is the cutest girl in Hololive !

>> No.26968282

>>26963929
One of the more unique Holo original songs. I'm very glad she went with something that doesn't sound like it came out of a 2006 Jpop DDR release, even if it's 50% in Japanese.

>> No.26968379

>>26957324
She's immune to cringe, so

>> No.26968392

her voice is asmr tier
but her content is bland for the most part

>> No.26968585

>>26968155
Why is she sweaty

>> No.26968586

>>26957856
She does change my life, there was a time I was so obesed for her. Her affection is not as strong as it was by now, but she was still a motivation for me

>> No.26968660

>>26968585
It's very hot outside these past weeks.

>> No.26968778

>>26953538
I love her gentle voicepuss

>> No.26968846

>>26961489
Just incase any thread readers get curious, this is a pure schizo delusion. If the rrats are true she has no need to stay somewhere else for a few days in the first place plus she almost never mentions this unless she recently stayed at her parents place for a holiday or something.
>Her conveniently streaming at certain times or having certain days off that a certain someone else has off.
This is just pure insanity, theres no possible way you could know what days he takes off. Stop listening to the voices in your head.

>> No.26968879

>>26953538
Discount Finana is cute

>> No.26968897

>>26960786
Numberfag detected

>> No.26969067

>>26968879
Let me know when anybody in hololive talks about skull fucking their mandibles with a vibrating dildo

>> No.26969161

>>26968879
Finana is a shit streamer, even most of the Nijisanji fans agree.

>> No.26969165

>>26969067
Let him and the other 2 ryuguards who are still left bask in their delusion, its not easy having such a shit oshi.

>> No.26969382

>>26961967
I'm a SEAmonkey and this is far from monkey

>> No.26969471

>>26969165
Kek most of them went to hide in discord anyway

>> No.26969504

I can't believe my oshi has her own dedicated schizo, I'm so proud of her incline

>> No.26969558

>>26968879
Fauna is the upscale, top dollar version though. What’s Fannana though?

>> No.26969662

>>26969504
Which one nigga?

>> No.26969673

>>26962501
Said someone got time to watch more than that
Go outside, touch some grass anon

>> No.26969817

>>26962611
Kinda cool with that, anon. Find myself sleepy just 20 mins in or so

>> No.26969851

>>26969673
Do Fauna’s green, warm pubes count?

>> No.26970095

>>26963081
Give her a try tho, /uuu/ has those recommended VODs

>> No.26970219

>>26953538
I want her to bury me in the woods.

>> No.26970267

>>26963532
Why tho lol

>> No.26970377

>>26953538
Her voice is good, her content is good, she's funny. Probably my favourite English vtuber.

>> No.26970488

>>26953538
her roommate is jewish but she's still really cute

>> No.26970614

>>26966207
>bunny
?

>> No.26970616

>>26970488
That makes her even better

>> No.26970918

>>26970616
kek yeah i can agree

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>>26953538
Peak woman
Sweetest girl
I love her

>> No.26972077

>>26953538
carries hololive on her back

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>>26953538
she's so sexy and cute it makes me wanna put my baby in her belly

>> No.26972729

>>26953538
Coomfy green mami uuuuuu

>> No.26972864

>>26953538
all PL stories aside because I don't care about that shit, she's literally the perfect woman

>> No.26972991

>>26970616
Seriously

>> No.26973317

>>26961489
You got info on E?
Curious what they look like? I wanna know if I have a chance.

>> No.26973403

>>26973317
You are a threadreader on /vt/, you stand no chance, just like everyone /here/

>> No.26973499

>>26953538
Best council member

>> No.26973767

>>26955897
It's ridiculous how good she is at producing male tears in both ways

>> No.26974001
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>>26973499
That bar is way too low
I would say best EN vtuber overall

>> No.26974323

>>26953538
I like her streams and her voice but I believe that her entire personality is an act. Her kayfabe is so good that I don't think she's ever slipped up once. Either that or she's a kirin irl because there's no way a woman this perfect can exist.

>> No.26974421

>>26953538
I'd have been happier all in all if I had made her my oshi instead of one of her genmates.

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>>26974001
Agreed if she shares first place with Gura

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>>26974421
I swapped oshi for Fauna a while ago and I don't regret it. I'm a much happier fan now

>> No.26974577

>>26974478
It's a three way tie between Fauna, Gura and my beloved Kiwawa.

>> No.26975040

>>26973403
I watch her streams. But I do doubt I have a chance with her. I'm fat and ugly

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i like her because she remind me of that other character.

>> No.26975480

Deserves to be the most subbed Council member. Got big debuff from doxxfags during debut

>> No.26975562

>>26953538
Best in Council
Mad at her for dropping Skyrim

>> No.26975677

>>26953538
That own goal and her reaction was adorable. She's the perfect balance of competitive sweaty, sweet softness, and witty trolling.

>> No.26976451

>>26975480
isn't she doing very good right now? went from like 5k average viewers to 10k

>> No.26976656

>>26970488
What the fuck

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