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>>26816194
Took you long enough. Worthless piece of shit. I hate kronies.

kronii indifference.

>>26816250
kek I was playing holocure and didn't realize the thread was bumped off
anyways, I think Kronii's great

>>26816250
Are you so useless you can't make the thread yourself?

I missed kronies...

/∞/ is reclining. It took an hour for the new thread to be posted. Fucking Dead General.

>>26816829
I don't think it took an hour for the new thread. It's just that no one posted anything for the past hour in the previous thread.

>>26816829
It's over.

>>26816829
they hate us...

>>26816194
Thats some really shit art

Its like the artist was going for something really good but couldnt pull it off

SpaceTime love!
Sanana stream in minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_-C3tvOnuw

>>26818049
spacetime collab soon
she promised!

>>26818453
I still don't lose hope.

>>26818453
She also promised a lot of things like Pokémon Heroes and we still didn’t get that. Her promises mean nothing

>>26819727
isnt that already scheduled?

If Kronii doesn't stream today I will subscribe to one nijisanji chuuba, and will continue to do so everyday until she streams again.

>>26819863
Good for you unity anon.

>>26818049
>>26818453
SpaceTime!!!

BIG TITS

>>26820393

kronii 3D
one day..

morning

>>26820921
Good morning!

>thread up for 2 hours.
>only 24 posts
its over...

>>26820965
おはよう~!

>>26821110
クロはよう〜〜!

>>26821063
watching sanners

>>26820921
Why not good morning?

>>26821211
it's too early for that...

>>26821176
She will never say that to us... she will never wake up early.

>>26821306
still a good time to have a cup of milk

>>26821345
IRySmilkposter... I missed you... I'll have a nice cup of milk...

>>26821344
It is possible...

>>26821379
i miss you too kronie. have a great day
chu~

>>26821430
im not that kronie but could i get some milk too?

>>26821345
theres probably soda in that milk...

>>26821546
>she's so addicted to soda she needs to add it to her milk
why is she like this?

My day feels so empty when kronies aren't here...

Stop using “she” for Kronii. Use “they/them” please

>>26822648
I'm going to use your asshole

Don't give (you)s dumbronie…

>>26822992
kronies are idiots

>>26822648
Fuck off tourist.

I love Kronii even when I'm phone posting at my parents house.

Kronii Love!

Kronii play SiNiSistar 2 pls

>>26822648
one time i made this post and jannies deleted it in under ten seconds

>>26823332
even jannies leave /∞/...

>>26823332
KYS

>>26823452
why are you so mad at me

>>26823097
>>26822806
They are literally non binary tho.

Me on the telly!

>>26824288
Did she do the gacha yet?

>>26824367
not yet, but after this run she might

>>26824288
Epilepsy alert!

Two Kroniis...

Since everything works now can I hope for a stream today? Or do I just wait for next week

TimeRyS!

>>26824831
I think she'll wait 'til monday, but I'd love to be wrong.

TimeRyS LOVE!

TimeRyS LOVE!

>>26824861
Why would she wait...

>>26824841
I fucking hate Streamer luck...

>>26824959
Because she hates (You)

>>26824988
Imagine not getting everyone in one try.

>>26824993

>>26825055
>cryingronie
Oh she definitely hates you now

>>26825118
cryronie bullying has to stop!

>>26824988
I got her 6 times...

>>26825163
fuck forgot my image

>>26823615
She only responds to she. This isn't 2018, when she was still in University.

Well at least we can always depend on our #1 kronie
https://youtu.be/HiaWpJlMYDA

>>26825710
Kaela, your sleep reps…

>>26825710
You were saying anon?

I LOVE HER!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!! KRONII LOVE!!!!!

>>26826442
She hates us...

>>26825710
She saw (You)r post and decided to troll you

>>26825710
>she's jobbing
haha, like oshi like fanbase...

Lazironii sure knows how to disappoint me. How many “breaks” have we been through again? Thank god she’s my second oshi though so I’ll be fine.

Kronies i beg...

>>26826953
Feel sorry for your "oshi" having such spoiled incels as an audience

Too bad, she doesn't have sustain

>>26827021
She hates us...

>>26827273
Same as everyone else.

>>26827070
This is the worst part about her. Her gimmick is to stay at max HP for the big boost, but she has no natural way to do that. Once you take damage late game the passive turns off and you're dead because now you can't outrun anything.

>>26827070
I feel like I have the worst luck with Fauna, golden anvils don't show up until it's too late

>>26827343
>perfect until you job

I MISS GABE. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A BALD FAT 40 YEAR OLD.

>>26828318

>>26828318
Personally I think he needs to be a little bit bigger before he's deserves any love from me

Imagine a hololive-style project diva game.

>>26828318
did gabe abandon us too?

>>26829002
Why would anyone stay here is the question

>>26828318
shut up gabe

Meido you missed some

At least I'm getting daily streams for a little while

https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1540737426746126336

>>26829892

>>26829892
Kronii shower stream doko?

>>26827343
>play perfectly or make one mistake, gawk, then panic spiral into failure
just like our oshi

https://files.catbox.moe/hvu9gb.jpg

KRONII LOVE
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>26827343
Just buy the HP recovery bonus and hope for the best in that case.

Managed to get a stage clear my first time playing with her because I had that on since Choco's item dropped very inconsistently for me.

Getting a shitton of movement speed upgrades also helped in outrunning the more annoying mob rushes like the Q deadbeat and chumbud one in the 30s.

>>26827070
doesn't perfection give minor HP recovery at higher levels?

https://twitter.com/animerevcanada/status/1540741615198916610

>>26829002
He mostly lurks now.
>>26829122
You know things have gotten bad when even Gabe stops posting here...

Kronii will be out of commission until her Con appearance in Canada...

>>26831925
Source? I don't think Hololive will be at any of the leaf cons, unfortunately.

>>26831095
that doesn't call sustaining, you still have to waste at least a slot for regen item.
Look at Fauna, Irys or Gura, they don't need any slot for regen items. You can even sustain with Cali, though her problem is her clunky hit box

>>26832237
Bro?
>>26831363

Name HATES Gabe

>>26832421
That's cool, no one asked

>>26832534
TimeRyS love!

>>26832288
I just saw that. Hopefully, I can go, but I doubt it. I thought everyone in holoen has to go to at least one convention. But, Mumei, Ame, Ina and Calli haven't, yet.

>>26831522
he hates us...

>>26832484
Shut up gabe

Koyori just called Kronii cute

>>26833033
because she is.

>>26833118
Fuck off Koyori

>>26833033
What's the context? Why are JPs suddenly talking about Kronii? Is it because of Subaru showing everyone that clip?

>>26833033
KronKoyo

>>26833147
She was talking about her during SC reading for like 5 seconds. Probably the clip

>>26833147
More than likely, yea

>>26833166
zzzz

>>26833144
how about I fuck you huh.

>>26833147
Looks like Subaru is showing her clip of the JP practice stream to every holo member she meets.

AQUA LOVE

>>26829892
>Singing Risu's song in the shower

She misses the treerrat...
I miss the treerrat...

I cant believe Kronies are dead

>>26833982
Deep in the mines

>>26834015
Buried in hundreds of feet of rubble

>>26833879
ffs, masturbating to agua again? actually, have you ever stopped?

>>26831363
So much for my hope of her showing up for Otakon, then again that means people like Rice probably won’t be able to travel to Canada for it either so at least the Leafbros can enjoy their experience knowing most of the schizos who went to the first once wont attend this one.

>>26834066
That's horrifying.
Whose feet are these?

Kronii feet..

>>26834226
Gabe will probably go, any schizo with a passport will probably be there. Unfortunately, I'll be on a family vacation in a different part of the country that weekend.

>>26834487
Nah I'm good. This con doesn't have a meet and greet either.

>>26831363
says it's part of the Hololive Meet project but it doesn't say anything about a meet and greet so I guess I don't have to renew my passport yet

When will Kronii become a real idol like Noel?

>>26834487
Gabe is already ruined financially from the Boston tirp, I doubt he is going again so soon.

>>26834556
The panel and IRyS concert doesn't do it for you?

>>26834930
1st meet and greet is something special. Everything else is meh...people are gonna leak that shit online anyway

>>26834930
NTA but the panels now are just sanitized quizzes and not Q&A stuff like what Myth did last year. And if word from Boston has any weight, they only pick casual looking fans for the quizzes.

>>26833033

>>26835069
Well I'd probably qualify since I wouldn't be cosplaying or have anything to out me as a kronie.

>>26835459
They got multiple cosplayers tho

>>26835488
wasn't it mostly Gura cosplayers

>>26835533
Then be a Gura cosplayer

>>26835560
you're that Gura cosplay videoposter aren't you

>>26835533
stand out by being an aqua cosplayer!

>>26835069
Didn’t a Kronie get picked at some point? I heard something about some of them dressing up like butlers.

>>26836560
That group got ignored during the panel, Kronii did mention them later though.

>>26836560
Dude who got picked said he was a Kronie during his turn, but it looked like he wasn’t part of that group in particular, so yeah looking like a casual fan/cosplayer seems to be your best options.

>>26834580
I don’t think Anime Boston explicitly said there was a meet and greet until about 3 weeks before the convention, so might want to work on that just in case if you really want to see her (in person).

>>26837831
It was the first thing they announced, they mentioned the panel right after

>>26837831
the very first announcement for boston was for the meet and greets

>>26834070
I don't fap to Aqua anymore..

>>26834226

Don't jinx it since there is always a chance Akisu and midblight showing up ready to turn everything into a retarded mess

>>26836560
Tate_Aniki was the Kromie who got everything right at the Boston panel.

>>26834226
>>26837907
You do know you guys are more schizo right?

>>26837934
Of course they don't know

>>26837918
he got one question right that was easy for any kronie that actually watched streams though it was greatly overexaggerated /here/ even after we got the recordings

>>26837934
As far as we can tell, no one from /here/ has been caught trying to collect data on Kronies who got M&G access like Rice did at Boston, so at the very least we’re better at masking it.

I’m hoping Kronii gets to interact with new fans just because the spreadsheet timeloops will start again if someone who was at Boston lucks out and gets to M&G with her a 2nd time, and KC in particular getting it again would only be the height of obnoxiousness.

>>26838098
This entire post reeks of cope and seething. No normal person would write this.

>>26838146
>/∞/ - Ouro Kronii General

>>26837983
As someone who was at the panel, the fact he knew the answer immediately was savant-like in comparison to most of the knuckle-dragging fans who got easy questions and still couldn’t get them right.

>the sapling who didn’t know Fauna’s favorite tea flavor

>>26838224
the sapling was pretty sad, didn't Fauna literally say that in her debut I feel like she did

>>26837934
More schizo than those two? Some of us are most of us aren't.

>>26838344
>His oshi will appear in a con
Normal Person:
>Oh man I wonder if I can go
You and everyone here:
>I FUCKING HOPE RICE AND KC DON'T GO
>I FUCKING HATE CONS WASTES OF MONEY
>OH YEAH MORE EXCUSES FOR KRONII TO NOT STREAM

>>26838271
Yeah, she asked for someone who considered her to be their oshi and he couldn't get a debut stream question, right.

>>26838098
KC said in one of the spaces that he won't try to get into another M&G this year so other people get a chance.

>>26838403
Only, I hate cons, they're a waste of money is something I agree with. Anirev would be my first con if I end up going.

>>26838271
I'm pretty sure "David" is a blacklisted name on /uuu/ for that reason alone.

>>26838452
He also said that assault anyone he sees as a threat to Kronii.

Can you niggers stop gossiping over people not Kronii? This isn't /soc/

>>26838452
That just means if he gets another chance he won't publicly squeal about it like he did the first time around.

>>26838542
that's fucking hilarious

>>26828318
I'm still here

>>26838403
>>I FUCKING HATE CONS WASTES OF MONEY
thats one of midknights good takes desu

>>26838572
>Can you niggers stop gossiping
its called /vt/sisters for a reason anon

>>26838690
Shut up gabe

>>26838572

>>26838777
The latter 3 frames really ruin the joke here

>>26838915
Orb > Cube

Have you loved a hag today?

>>26839028
yeah
your mom lmao

>>26839028
BREED

>>26839232

>>26839305
AHHHHHH BREEEEEEEEEEEED

>>26839028
Going on a date with Choco-sensei so you can stare at her boobs...

Do you guys think Kronii will join Fauna's MC stream? Sana and moom will likely be there again, I think.

>>26839528
No

>>26839528
imagine a full council collab...

>>26839700
imagine a full council offcollab

>>26839835
imagine the offcollab of breaking Sana and Bae out of Australia

>>26839232
Kronie mommy?

>>26839948
I want Kaela and Kronii to work together to smother me in their tits

>>26840385
her tits just keep growing

>>26839528
Way too early for her. Best you can hope for today is a single comment in chat during mumei's stream.

>>26842360
Who are you...

>>26842501
anonymous ice cream enjoyer...

Looks like I was late for the ice creamposting...

I am more of a frozen yogurt type of guy.

bunkeronii time.

Stream tonight?

These yagoos keep fucking killing me kronii is useless without perfection I hate her

>>26843324
Don't say that...

>>26843211
Space tomorrow

>>26843938
I hate it...

I believe karaoke today or tomorrow

>>26843324
Still playing kronii instead of Bae or Mumei kek

>>26844075
Why you do this to yourself anon?

>>26843938
I love space!

>>26843938
Space you say?

>>26843938
Space!

I don't get it... isn't she pretty much ready to stream?

>>26844405
>>26844630
>>26844665
Sanners love!

>>26844828
Have you ever moved house before?

>>26844828
She said her setup is ready, but maybe she is still doing moving stuff.

Kronii will fall for me. We share the same interrests and the same perspective. We both like philosophy and dark &tragic stories. Our politics are a 1/1 redpill. I will make her fall for me and make her crave me lustfully and eventually we will go from FWB to full romantic maried couple. She will successfully detransitoin so she can carry my many children. Here is an exhaustive detailed plan how I plan getting her attention to making this inevitable reality come to fruitoin:

Step 1: Repeated red SCs

>>26845206
meds.

>>26845206

>>26845206
Just fap to lewd fanart of her you weirdo

>>26845206
>he is a white hick

>>26844828
Anon, no need to broadcast the fact you've never moved anywhere before or that your English teacher flunked you for reading comprehension.

All she said was "EVERYTHING WORKS" which is probably in reference to getting the power turned on at her place based from her previous tweet. That alone is zero indicator that she's ready to actually stream, and more just her probably happy about not having to charge her phone at the local McDonalds now. I imagine she's probably more focused on finishing up moving than doing a guerilla stream tonight, or if she does make an appearance, it'll probably just be in a voice call.

If she doesn't stream tonight, she probably will sometime next week, so just hold onto your tits for crying out loud. Moving is never the 1:1 process you hope it'll be.

>>26844960
>>26845558
Yes, several times in fact. And it has taken me 3 days AT MOST.

>>26845527
I think thats the arab

In a just world, Kronii would move in with Gura and have sex with her regularly as the mold closes in around them

>>26845638
college dorms don't count

>>26845747
Kronies don't go to college.

>>26845944
Then what am I doing right now...
Was I scammed?
Don't answer that

>>26846081
>he is a college cuck
>probably a coast fag

>>26846081
Anon, your underageness is showing.

>>26846150
S-Stop...

>being american

>>26846267
I'm exactly old enough to legally drink I'll have you know
Not that I ever have cause that's disgusting...

>>26846081

>>26846081
>scammed
Depends on who you ask, for sure every Kronie /here/ will say yes

Kronies HATE education...

But I'm about to graduate from uni...

>>26846693
congrats you got scammed, it doesn't matter what shithole country you're from education is for retards

>>26846649
Kronies don't hate education, kronies hate paying exorbitant sums for education that just end up paying tenured professors lavishly.

>>26846745
burgeronie...

>>26846745
Kronies HATE anglo education...

>>26846745
why would anyone even go to college unless they're going to be a doctor

>>26846745
But my parents made me a college fund, I'm not even paying anything

>>26846835
college degree equals more income...

>>26846745
I haven't paid a single cent for years

>>26846878
Depends on your degree...

>>26846878

>>26846835

the return on investment for most degrees is still good

granted US education is skull fucked money wise

>>26846958
Kronii probably got a meme degree...

>>26846878
>college cuck believes this
both coasts need to sink into the ocean already, the only real burgerland is Texas

Really the main point of college isn't the degree. It's making connections with people who'll turn you into nepotism hires.

the hate in higer education promoted by conservatives gonna bite them in the ass like the hate in art degrees did lmao

>>26847006

It's clear that most degrees need to be flushed down the toilet, but the ROI for engineering/finance/tech and such is VERY good. life sciences are fine provided you go to professional school. Private school for sociology will ruin your life

>>26847051
hating art degrees is based though

>>26847078
who control the culture? the left or the right?

>>26847051
hold on, i don't think hating on art degrees is just a conservative thing anon

>>26847098
the jews

>>26847051
t. tenured professor

>>26847098
capital

>>26847122

American education is fucked because politicians and Wall Street made federal student loans enticing and Universities wanted to milk that money out of your for bullshit amenities. Like nigga I just wanna get a degree, I don't wanna pay for your new college football stadium holy fuck.

>>26847122

>Matsuri is playing Sana
Kronii... lost...

>>26848166
Rice tier image macro. Fucking embarrassing.

>>26848166
>moot
who?

>>26848219
riceschizo...

>>26848390
The best blue woman...

>>26848166
>Kronii
>2013
I wonder what she was up to back then.
And do you think Kronii will ever get a Twitch channel?

Don't reply

Have another bad day. I have loud arguments with no one in my apartment in neighbor complained. Just make me angry more. Why Kronii does not stream. Makes excuses but she is mad at me. It is my fault Kronii is gone.

>>26848529
You are not clever or funny. Exit this thread and remove your post now. Kill yourself to.

>>26848576
You're not the boss of me

>>26848576
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>26848508
I miss the REAL best blue woman

>>26848766
big shoes desu

>>26848812
KH ass shoes

Imagine the sex

>>26848588
Just don't be angry and take your meds

>>26848766
That's not a woman that's a girl

Kronii pee?

>>26848872
I will make her a woman

>>26848576
Don't open

>>26848931
HELP SHE'S SO SCARY

>>26848904
piss off

>>26848904
Kronii pee...

>>26848951
You're always the cutest poster in these threads...

>>26848931

>>26848869
My therapist suggested a perscription for anti-psychotic medication. Am I truly this bad?

>>26849032
You presently believe Kronii isn't streaming because she's mad at you specifically, despite the obvious fact that she doesn't even know who you are. Yes, you're that bad.

>>26849156
I miss thinking I had only autism. Why am I even alive in this state of being?

miss...

>>26849220
To suffer like the rest of us, take those meds

>>26849032
Those apparently make you fat as shit, so good luck dealing with that

>>26849149
>>26849236
Shut the fuck, Soren

So no Kronii?

>>26849336

>influx of post
>every single one of them is worthless
Why are you like this?

I want to die strongly. My body and mind have become numb to life.
>>26849338
No there is no fucking Kronii stupid mother fucker

>>26849425
>.gif
>Actually not a fucking gif
What the fuck is your problem?

>>26849425
>42kb

>>26849425
Sorry for asking, Freaky

Fauna is destroying the netheronii...

>>26849570
>HoloEN
>destroying Kronii's things
wow that never happens

Imagine getting squeeb'd by Fauna...

>>26849268
squishy freaky...

>>26849717
I wish they would destroy Kronii (sexually)

Isn't it impressive how we've talked about absolutely nothing for like 10 threads in a row?

time moves slow when youre all alone...

>>26850394

>>26850394
We haven't?

Goddammit why is there no Kronii?

KRONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>26850683
Believe in the Space

Mumei drawing Kronii on the telly!
https://youtu.be/rlAGO0kJrEA

>>26850779
why is she drawing her again? she'll never get through all of Hololive at this shitty rate

>>26850779
Didn't she already draw Kronii?

>>26850779
Is she drawing her seriously or is it going to be another meme drawing?

>>26850823
>>26850825
>>26850889
She hasn't even started the stream, retards

>>26850927
why would I check, I'm not gonna watch the owl lmao

>>26850949
So Anon doesn't make a fool of you like he just did

>>26850426
Kronii isn't sexy...

>>26851094
are you not turned on?

>>26851115
She's like a friend to me, I could never see her that kind of way. Usually when she does something sexy I don't notice it as sexy, but then I check here and everyone is calling it sexy.

>>26851210
You can see your friends as sexy...

Kronii's a liar. She doesn't want to stream.

>>26851908
Good. I'm tired of Kronii streams

>>26851908
I'm afraid she'll start streaming more after the move...too much Kronii...

If you think you'll have too much Kronii just stop watching her

>>26849220
I'm just glad you're finally getting help Freaky! Getting better is a long process!

I'm fucking done at this point. I'm turning in my membership badge. What the fuck is the point of communicating if she lies about shit every single fucking time. Bitch says she's already taken too much time off and now doesn't wanna stream even after she takes a whole damn week off after saying 3 days. What the fuck is wrong with this bitch seriously.