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One month debut desuwa !!

>Previous stream: 【DbDモバイル】モバイルで、命の危機【ですわ】
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5N89GppB68

>Youtube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgIfLpQvelloDi8I0Ycbwpg

>Twitter:
https://twitter.com/1000000lome

>Corporate Profile:
https://www.nijisanji.jp/members/salome-hyakumantenbara

>Art links:
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23サロメ百万展%20filter%3Aimages&f=live
https://www.azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3A壱百満天原サロメ&r18=true
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/壱百満天原サロメ

>Tags:
#壱百満天原サロメ - General
#サロメ満点配信ですわ - Live Stream
#サロメ百万展 - Fan Art
#サロメッセージ - For 'egosa'

>Schedule and chatroom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52563OjVB-8

Reminder to ignore and report shitposting, discord shitters, and tribalists.

>> No.26778045

>Previous thread:
>>26476208

>> No.26778123

Sadistic ojou-sama was a different kind of sex...

>> No.26778165
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>> No.26778184
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bri'ish desuwa

>> No.26778235
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i love her

>> No.26778338
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I love her but what's up with this /100万/ shit?

>> No.26778353
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Sex

>> No.26778410

Posting in a dead split

>> No.26778485

>貴様
助かる
>>26778123
the best kind

>> No.26778499
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>>26778353
this one is good too

>> No.26780427

Jesus she really can't even maintain a split anymore? That was fast

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>made a thread during dead hour

>> No.26781469

>>26781336
She is not EN. Do you really care that much about the difference between 2 and 10 posts an hour?

>> No.26785100

I MISS DESUWA

>> No.26785939

>>26778338
I agree this is bullshit. The full thing should be /dsw/100万/1000000/

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this threat can't live without shameless bump, i guess it's time to go back to the 2434 thread

>> No.26793466

https://twitter.com/Kaiman_800/status/1540455344740044800
Paizuri desuwa

>> No.26794765

https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1540532517404835840

top tier content. A shelf assembly stream

>> No.26795872

>>26794765
Better than more Raw Danger in my opinion.

>> No.26799262

>>26794765
Finally some non-gaming stream

>> No.26808140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayk-f3HbF5Y

>> No.26809948

>dbd stream
>salome will never brutally murder me
bros...

>> No.26810048

>>26781336
Why is she so fucking hot

>> No.26810084

>>26810048
her personality

>> No.26810593
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>>26810048
She's dumb, poor, a commoner, plays otome, loves borgar, plus she needs your help.

>> No.26812486

>>26794765
I will now start watching her again

>> No.26812571

>>26794765
oh that is early

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>>26814117
CRUSH(my balls) and DESTROY!(my virginity) Sucks that her Killer game lost, i mean BHVR, wtf why give your sponsoree a low tier killer.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UErEBI1J8hg Time to make her room

>> No.26814984

>>26814965
Let's go

>> No.26815105

Wink

>> No.26815243

The fact she GETS so much what makes the ojou such a beloved archetype is, and remains, incredible.

>> No.26815282
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I feel guilty watching a chuuba assembling furniture when I, a grown ass man, paid someone else to assemble my own.
I don't even own any instruments aside some basic shit like a screwdriver set and a hammer.

>> No.26815302

No ohoho yet but we get a KYAAAA! instead.

>> No.26815312

>>26815282
>I, a grown ass man, paid someone else to assemble my own.
In that moment anon, you were a boy.

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>>26815312

>> No.26815351
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can this ojou wrestle?

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Im not really sure whys now the time she decided to stream despite most of her jp viewers are still working, and its not that i am also watching her while working atm.

>> No.26815480

>>26815438
Anon, it's Saturday.

>> No.26815494

Why is hearing salome hammering away making me erect

>> No.26815506

Ero sounds...

>> No.26815529

SHES MAKING LEWD SOUNDS

>> No.26815543

>>26815494
I'm imagining her bashing my skull in and it's making me goom

>> No.26815565

she has to be making those noises on purpose

>> No.26815581

yep.. nothing can beat the IKEAock

>> No.26815600

Her bgm is distracting

>> No.26815617

>>26815600
You're distracting

>> No.26815627

At long last, Salome found a worthy opponent

>> No.26815633

Hammering away at salome 10000 times with my 100 inch cock

>> No.26815663

>>26815627
Is she the only vtuber to have proven beyond reasonable doubt she is a genuine female?

>> No.26815682

> An ikea shelf slightly wounded Salome
That's it. We kill John Ikea. If that's his real name.

>> No.26815687

>>26815663
Rosemi's can opening skills come to mind

>> No.26815731

Don't worry Salome even if you can't finish it I will be your furniture

>> No.26815740
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>>26815687
Wosemi needs borgars, as atleast salami can hammer some sticks into place

>> No.26815741

>>26815581
>>26815682
IKEA instruction manuals don't have text though
This isn't even the final boss

>> No.26815766

>>26815741
its more about sending a message

>> No.26815769

WE HAVE OHOHOS! I REPEAT, OHOHOS ACHIEVED! THREE TIMES AT LEAST!

>> No.26815794

next stream the shelf will be assembled proving she has a boyfriend (me)

>> No.26815817

I wish I was that shelf so Salome pegged me.

>> No.26815875

This sounds more like a sex than carpentry.

>> No.26815878

Half an hour to get one screw in

>> No.26815906

>>26815875
Because it is, the shelf is just a cover-up. I'll put it together for her after the stream.

>> No.26815912

JWU. What did I miss?

>> No.26815922

>>26815875
Same thing

>> No.26815944

>>26815875
Yes. With me.

>> No.26815955

She can't make this shelf all by her own, she needs help, MY HELP

>> No.26815956

>>26815912
Salome-sama's most excellent carpentry

>> No.26816002

>>26815912
She's giving it 100%

>> No.26816030

stupid ojou is cute...

>> No.26816049

>>26815955
and my penis

>> No.26816134
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>>26816030
I agree

>> No.26816165

is she drawing loss?

>> No.26816167

>where is your hole?
>this won't fit in your hole, why?
>moaning

>> No.26816203

listening to someone building a shelf shouldn't be this arousing

>> No.26816239

if i get gf the first thing im making her do is assemble furniture while masturbating

>> No.26816260

>>26815480
Normalfag are outside camping and dating at this time in the weekend anon. They don't comeback until sunday late night

>> No.26816279

>>26816239
it'll be hard for her to assemble furniture while also trying to masturbate, anon
the tool can't be in two places at once

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Finally, riveting content

>> No.26816295

>>26816285
That was not very 100% of you.

>> No.26816311

>>26816285
CARLOOOOOOOOOS

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Now now guys, in just a week she's gonna have her period again and this might be a reason why she's being too eroi again. Either way her hammering is giving me wood

>> No.26816356

>>26816239
>>26816279
And that's why you make furniture assembly instructions abundantly clear -and- with pictures just in case.

>> No.26816395

>>26816356
No, women are just incapable

>> No.26816498

>poor
>not allowed cup ramen
so that's why she's always eating mac

>> No.26816520

>>26816395
I'm talking about grammatical ambiguity and masturbation jokes anon. Please, if you're going to scream you hate women, at least do it in semi relevant situations.

>> No.26816585

I can't believe she made it so far in under an hour!

>> No.26816595

It would be better if she lives stream with cam

>> No.26816609

>>26816520
Based man who appreciates women by telling them they can do it rather than helping them assemble their furniture

>> No.26816622

>she's going to keep streaming until she finishes
today is a good day

>> No.26816624

>>26816595
You can't stream visual porn on YouTube, anon

>> No.26816631

>>26816595
And risk making fap material for all salomates? I don't think she's that dumb to only tease us with her voice and 2D model

>> No.26816643

>>26816395
he says in a thread about worshipping a virtual woman

>> No.26816660

>>26816595
she does that's exactly what she looks like irl

>> No.26816675

>>26816631
I don't know anon. She -is- pretty dumb.

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>>26816643
>>26816520
>Reminder to ignore and report shitposting, discord shitters, and tribalists.
Someone didn't read the fine print, nonetheless please focus on watching Salome and look less on the thread.

>> No.26816774

a quick ohohoho

>> No.26816787

>>26816774
More of an "oho" but wonderful nonetheless

>> No.26816868

ANOTHER ohohoho

>> No.26816869

there it is

>> No.26816887

Oh THAT one was a solid ohohohoho. Gooood.

>> No.26816910

NO STOP, theres too much OHOHOHO both near and far from the mic!

>> No.26816918

Do you think she practiced her ohoho? I don't feel they were that clean or numerous before.

>> No.26816945

ohohoho

>> No.26816954

>>26816918
Probably more so because she can actually read chat today, and chat is funny

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>>26816910
> too much OHOHOHO
No such thing anondesuwa

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>>26816954
Absolutely, unlike her regulars where the chat is a raging storm and wave after wave. I prefer this ones where she can read chat and my chats too~

>> No.26817162

Satisfied hoho.
I'm reporting that one in hopes one very dedicated anon makes an ohoho supercut, and can use post timestamps to help with the edit.

>> No.26817308

>>26817162
I can maybe make supercut of this stream provided anons caught all the ohohos

>> No.26817331

So what is she gonna put on that shelf anyway?

>> No.26817383

>>26817331
Her ass so I can fuck it

>> No.26817466

o45....

>> No.26817800

Saloli...

>> No.26817812

If Ojou won't do it, are there any chuubas who do do frequent DIY, cam or no? I've awoken to wood/metalworking background noise. There's a few who do gunpla, right?, but you don't get all the moaning and grunting that comes from shifting things.

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>>26817812

>> No.26817979

†Tanatos† (shelf)

>> No.26818023

>OHO-
>>26817979
>naming her shelf
She's so cute...
I hope we get updates on it as she fills it with RE merch

>> No.26818022

A much longer stream than usual, but very enjoyable and cute

>> No.26818063

>2 streams in one day
she's spoiling us...

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>>26817864
Got her cam rekt by her cat, and save file lost. She's having a bad day, that poor lovecraftian creature...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_rMWCA2-jM
Waiting room

>> No.26820545

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fle6sSv82tY

>> No.26821068

I hope she does more random streams like this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_rMWCA2-jM
It's starting

>> No.26823444

ima koko

>> No.26823626

>>26817308
ohoho?
20:07
29:01
1:01:58
1:05:01
1:05:59 x2
1:07:16
1:12:58
1:42:50 ahuhu

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>>26823626
if someone needs a timestamping/timestamp checker tool
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/youtubeliveclock/chpodcedholiggcllnmmjlnghllddgmj?hl=en

>> No.26823926

ohoho

>> No.26824017

>30k
5k viewers by Raw Danger #10 let's go!

>> No.26824063

Fuck off numberniggers

>> No.26824158

>>26824063
Nijifags will really pretend being fine with their chuuba going from 100k to 10k in two weeks just to feel contrarian.

>> No.26824211

salome...

>> No.26824737

I really really want to fuck her...

>> No.26824843

Omario party

>> No.26825107

>>26824737
It feels exactly as good as you would think

>> No.26825426

I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE DESUWA I LOVE YOU OJOU-SAMA PLEASE MARRY ME I'LL TREAT YOU WELL I'LL BUY YOU A CASTLE I LOVE YOU

>> No.26825584

arararararararararara

>> No.26825826

This dumb ojou...

>> No.26826094

>named her shelf
>named her PS3
ん?

>> No.26826363

herb

>> No.26826747

Finished the 1st character. 5 more to go

>> No.26826991

Otsusalome desuw-

>> No.26827032

>>26826747
Oh god there's more?

>> No.26827119

>>26827032
The rest will be uploaded as videos. Hopefully that doesn't mean videos instead of streams.

>> No.26827139

>>26827032
Iirc the rest of the characters stories aren't as long as the 1st character, except maybe 1? I could be misremembering things.

>> No.26827142

>>26826747
>>26827032
No, it will be edited video series

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https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1540718625275138049
Next stream 2400 on Monday.
Tomorrow should be a shorts video.

>> No.26828101

>>26778338
Fuck off spongebob, i will be the one to drink her delicious ojou pee

>> No.26829508

Her next game couldn't possibly be a bigger debuff than RD right? I hope it's something that'll fit her like RE did or the short games like GTA and Truck Simulator.

>> No.26829687

>>26829508
It's XIV

>> No.26829931

she streamed for like 3 hours today, nice

>> No.26831190

Can't believe I got 2 hours less sex with Salome today...

>> No.26832859

Sexlome

>> No.26833321
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>>26832859

>> No.26835835

>>26833321
saloveme

>> No.26838127

salovating over salome

>> No.26838176
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>>26838127
>its salivating

>> No.26839072

Anyone crazy enough to start playing DbD mobile to maybe run into her? Haha couldn't be me...

>> No.26839154

>>26839072
Were you even on the right servers?

>> No.26840569

>>26839072
if you move to japan there's a non zero chance you'll run into her for real

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sex

>> No.26845229

Today don't have a stream so let this thread die already and make a thread when the stream happens

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>> No.26848851

>>26815282
You earned grown ass money and spent it on not dealing with some bullshit yourself

>> No.26851797

How much would it cost to fuck Salome one time without a condom?

>> No.26852326

>reading Houseki with ojou while we're cuddling

>> No.26858352

mmad

>> No.26859041

>>26824158
Still better numbers than most Holos LMAO

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>>26860299
FEET LOVE!

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>> No.26864336

Best way to reduce the urge of wanting to go to Japan to fuck her? Masturbating isn't enough anymore, there's not enough lewd art of her

>> No.26866244

>>26851797
free

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So what's the verdict? Did Tazumi-san turn the bots off, or is Raw Danger genuinely that bad of a debuff?

>> No.26866816

>>26863487
So fluffy, looks and feels like my bath towel. but i'd rather put a small hole on that one.

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>>26864336
If this is not enough, then theres pixiv
https://www.azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3A%E5%A3%B1%E7%99%BE%E6%BA%80%E5%A4%A9%E5%8E%9F%E3%82%B5%E3%83%AD%E3%83%A1

>> No.26868069

>>26816260
>outside
prob not this weekend. It's hot af this weekend (some areas going as high as 40 degrees c)

>> No.26868447

>>26866427
I think I will watch salome because she is an entertaining streamer and I dont care about numbers all she needs to do is do more hours

>> No.26868810

>>26868447
I think sex with salome sex with salome sex with salome sex with salome sex with salome sex with salome

>> No.26868967

>>26868810
I agree, fuck Salome

>> No.26870168

https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1540981514800091136

is shiba an ojousama kind of pet?

>> No.26870331

Cali got really silent since this dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMj4wqZbf74

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>>26868967
>>26868810
Weak, you don't just fuck Salome, you fuck her until she's pregnant with 4 kids.

>> No.26871215

>>26871066
That's what fucking means retard

>> No.26871483

>>26866427
Are people really still using the bot cope?

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>26866427
name one vtuber can get 40k on raw danger stream #nigger-kun

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>>26871483
Yep, and so does those who think Debi is Salome. And speaking of cope, i don't think a half a minute Salami rap is enough copium to survive a day without Salome. I need MORE.

>> No.26873557

>>26872674
Debi is streaming later than usual this week. Maybe that one will finally die.

>> No.26874453

Salome is actually my wife

>> No.26874958

>>26872674
>today is nijisanji typing tournament
no wonder she doesn't stream today

>> No.26880026

>>26874958
Yeah because we're having sex all day

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No Lulu today because she's on a family trip, meanwhile Salome is on a rest day. What do bros?

>> No.26881685

>>26880379
Should have watched Debi celebrate the win with Yashiro fading away into nothingness

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>> No.26885196

>>26870331
Apparently this is a parody of an ancient JOP meme. Weebs, explain.

>> No.26885807

>>26885196
https://youtu.be/jlMdqUNRfSw

>> No.26886497
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26886497

>>26885807

>> No.26887615

>>26885807
Japanese humor is still too high level for me.

>> No.26890818

Would her thighs or her mouth feel better....

>> No.26891855

>>26890818
yes

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