/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good luck
I will beat you to it though.

>>26768648
Redpill me on cakes.

>>26768868
>sub-30 y/o
>sweet
>still looking for a male partner to be in their life because most japanese men would rather work themselves to death than breed

>>26768868
an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated.

Pic for reference:

>>26768648
Miosha is just so unbelievably cute

>>26768648
>Cake
>Posts Mio
What did he mean by this?

>>26768648
>cake
>posts hag
not that i'm mad though

>>26769918
>>26769968

>>26768648
By the time I've actually built my self as a man worthy of my oshi, haachama would've turned into a cake, making me about 3 years older than her
Which is perfect

>>26768648
Would not a cake be something more like Marine? She is a cake about to expire though

>>26770788
A cake is a cake mang

Caption: TPGAY

>>26769277
>sub 30
Cake is a generic term for over 25, there is no upper age limit. /vt/ just prefers to use hag for over 30 as a differentiation, but over 30 without a husband is still cake.

>>26768648
Easier said than done but good luck with shit they find to be socially acceptable and their culture.

>>26771108
Retard logic

>>26768648
Why japanese though? You can’t even speak japanese

>>26771108
Actually, the term for over 30 is "new year's noodles" but it's not used as much as cake and hag (baba)

>>26771264
learning the ropes frien

>>26768648
Don't get her pregnant, she will run away and abort, if she has the baby you have no rights as a parent in Japan and won't be able to see your child.

>>26771641
And if you're female, the guy will straight up take the kids and VANISH. There's nothing you can do about it...

>>26771641
oh trust me if she is preggo with my child she will be happy with me. I will make sure of that

>>26771406
I want to ___ Mio's noodles.

>>26771835
>>26771641
So in japan the baby is like a football and the game is keepaway for mentally ill couples.

>>26772383
the menhera games.

>>26772282
Do you have a respectable job, high income, willing to let her manage ALL the money, and live your life scheduled to what she wants?

>>26772480
Almost yes. I am due to work abroad and it's all slowly coming together.

>>26769918
A hag is a cake.
A cake is not a hag (yet).

>>26769309
>baked and sometimes iced
Yes. By me.

>>26768648
Mine too, OP. God bless.

>>26772383
YEP. There's actually a big "missing kids" problem in Japan, usually from one side take the kid and fucking off to who knows where with the other side looking for the kid/partner. Cops don't really look or do shit about it.

I want to fuck an obscenely sexy cake/hag on her school uniform after she asks if it still fits her as her extremely sexy and slightly overweight body overflows the small clothes with her delicious body.

>>26770788
soon

>>26773253
What if she wants you to go away so she can go shopping with her friends?

>>26771641
>Japanese female
>Not wanting my white genes

Doesn't sound right to me

I will make it my mission to become Mio's platonic partner.

>>26768648
Join Holostars EN and hope the do a meet and greet.

>>26768648

>>26768648
Please universe give me the pink coyote...