/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

remember to love your Mori

>>26705351
It's what she said. She doesn't to leave, even if she wanted she couldn't because she has a contract.
Then someone in chat asked "What about after the contract", and she said "Eh, we'll see".
So unless there is a miracle, I don't see her staying unless both her and UMG decide to renew.
But we're still probably 2+ years away from that, so no point in going nuclear now.

I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!!
Remember to love your Mori!!

HELLO, MY LOVELIES! You were all so eager for my appearance last thread, so here I am!! How are you failed males and unshaven lesbians doing?

>>26705482
>2 years.

A lot could happen in that time frame. But I do think the continued short-changing that COVER is doing to EN, and then HoloX getting better equipment despite being newer, is slowly eating up their collective enthusiasm

>>26705529
It's been a nice week of streams, I'm looking forward to more building sims

>>26705350
>Largest part of her career is entirely based in Japan
>"Nothing tying her down there"
Maybe once the UMG contract is over, but she literally JUST committed to it. I doubt they'd be too thrilled about doing everything remotely so their talent could perform across the country as someone else

I love my moon princess

>>26705482
Could she get a different contract at some point, like a more worldwide one as opposed to just Japan?

>>26705685
cute ears

>>26705665
*across the world

>>26705482
I highly doubt UMG's contract was for less than 5 years so that gives a prospective timeline and we will start seeing just how long vtubers are willing to go without yabs bringing them down. Mori might not renew the UMG contract but may just stay in Holo to stream for fun and keep in touch with fans.

>>26705665
>I doubt they'd be too thrilled about doing everything remotely so their talent could perform across the country as someone else
Actually, that's an interesting point. If UMG don't also have rights to DD as well, they're probably going to be rather annoyed by that.

>>26705698
If they upgraded her to the main, non JP branch, sure. But I honestly don't see that happening.
>>26705724
>5 years
Man, I wish that was the timeline. 5 years with her would be fantastic.

>Gen7 introduces a member who inspires Mori into staying.
I will meme this until it becomes reality.

>>26705805
>5 years with her would be fantastic.
It sounds kinda weird when you put it like that. Wouldn't you want to get a wife in the meantine and quit this whole thing?

Actually, we all say UMG, but she's not literally UMG right, more technically? She's in a japanese company bought by UMG to serve as the japanese branch.
The mainline UMG is the heavy hitter like Billie Eilish, no?

>>26705897
Wait, so a Billie collab is actually possible???

I feel like a was barely listening to that stream because of how tired I was. Might put it on again after I catch up with the dad manga strea

>>26705944
Sorry to hear that anon, both streams today were fucking amazing.

>>26705878
I mean, Mori is entertainment that I really like, but she wouldn't get in the way of an actual relationship, she'd be like a tv show that I catch up on.
The reason I put it like that is because vtubers are by definition finite, especially someone like Mori who won't reincarnate.
When Mori is gone, she's gone. It's different than if it was a normal streamer quitting.

>>26705936
Technically. A Shrek OST would also be technically possible.

>>26705944
Yeah, I get how you feel
I was half dead in bed for most of it

>>26705779
Considering how bad communication has been at this point, I wouldn't doubt that they have no clue what she's actually doing on her breaks in the States

>>26705873
It'll be Lucitan.

I miss Mori.

I wish she was real

>>26706075
ABAY-oh, nevermind.

>>26705779
Why would they be annoyed by it?
You don't think labels actually own the person themselves, do you?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>26706083
Be interesting if someone informed them.

>>26705944
>>26706075
C'mere USBeats, Mori gave me lots of pats today so I'll share with you

>doomposting

I miss Mori

I wish I could drink her milk

>>26705435
>>26705472
KRONII! I LOVE KRONII!

>>26706012
To add to this, it also doesn't help that they are inconsistent with schedules and whatnot. And I'm not talking about releasing schedules, just the consistency I'd like in a streamer.
The whole thing creates a scenario where they feel like they could slip through our fingers any second now, and it leads to most of the over analysis and arm chair psychology (the irony of the statement is not lost on me).

>>26706187
>for profit company
>not annoyed that one of their talents is neglecting her job to make money and fame on the side.

I keep rewatching the Mori/Gura duet from the birthday. So cute.

she joined the Hololive to acquire money and contacts.
the money was unreasonably taken by Jap government and company, and the contacts were already got.
so she doesn't have to stay in trash island, or work with jap producers with little ability.

>change "50%" to "100%"
>She sent equipment she needed for her music career.

rm will now work on removing the disgrace word "Japan" from her profile.

>>26705108
>>26705379
Idzim4n. Literal who, but still a pink skull.

He really disliked Mori's voice acting in VA-11 Hall-A, which would merely be fatally bad taste but he also sent a whiny SC during stream 2 about how Youtube didn't die hard enough to stop her voices, and left a similarly out of touch comment.

Mori got to the superchat today and completely obliterated him: completely took the piss and mocked him with one of the voice changers, then moved on and completely put it out of mind. Brutal and perfect.

The dude was then silent for the rest of the stream, but has left another bitchbeat comment. I'm like 90% sure he's stopped his membership and we'll never have to deal with his shit again.

>>26706357
I've been looking at retarded spam all morning, and somehow you're still the dumbest one I've seen all day

>>26706012
enjoy it while you can, then

doomposting will just ruin the experience

>>26705435
>>26705472
>>26706254
/morinfinity/?

>>26706440
Adding to this, he's also the same autist who sperged out about the Mario Kart tournament.

>>26706210
Fuck that, it doesn't matter until it affects their side of things. NUO will be the critical moment, because you know she's not forgetting her lyrics for her other concerts

>>26706448
Why are you looking into a mirror, Anon?

>>26706440
Holy lack of meds. He shat on male voices, which deserve it.

>>26706498
I miss Kronii..
I miss Moririn..
I miss everyone..

>>26706561
>t.Idzim4n

>>26706533
I'd lol so hard if she was drunk during that.

>>26706357
Anon... its clear you don't know anything about the music industry. Artists and bands do this all the time. Especially when someone signs up with a stage name like Mori did

'''deadbeats'''' are dumber then usual today......

>>26706751
Good streams, retards out in force, honestly just sounds like another Thursday to me

>>26706664
Okay, Anon. But don't come crying to me when your girl tries to fly too close to the sun and falls to her death.

>>26706751
(((Deadbeats)))

>>26706561
I think you're confusing him with one of the other more moderate responses dogging on just the worst of the voice changing choices, which is fair enough and quite a few expressed that opinion.

>>26706913
Hmm, could be. Can't really be bothered to double-check right now.

>>26706913
Personally, I'm a proponent of goxlr hate but he's just a retard

That's enough from the jealous femanons. If you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake.

>>26706664
I could see it being more about her trying to force both into overdrive simultaneously rather than give hard focus to her very first event with the label.

>>26706972
t. "there's nothing wrong with being a housewife" deadbeat

Just ignore the doomfagging and look forward.

>>26706972
I'd say "Based." but you just gave them an idea. Enjoy your bundt cake with glass shards/feces in it.

Is this any good compared to Until Dawn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHPHXwxgUc

>>26707175
Nah, most of the Dark Picture anthology has been pretty mid as far as being a serious narrative goes (and it's not like Until Dawn didn't have its share of flaws) They're more like if someone took Horror B movies and turned them into games.

>>26707057
There isn't. If that's what someone wants, Mori clearly does not. She has aspirations of continuing to develop & perform her music.

>>26707175
I think Until Dawn did the supernatural aspect better and the montain/snow added tension that Quarry can't get, here you know what's up from second one.

>>26706988
I get the feeling posts like these are made by people who don't watch streams but want to comment anyways. She's said she though that she could manage to these things a lot easier than they turned out to be. Literally just an instance of her not knowing what a reasonable work load looks like.

>>26707288
Oh I know. It's just really funny how someone donated money to be like "It's not all bad! You don't have to worry about physical labor, and you get to stay at home!" etc

Damm 3 streams today for me and I cant get to all of them, my backlog is growingand I still cant catch up aaahhhhh

>>26707356
I don't think I caught the exact SC, just Mori's reaction to it saying it was something she actively did not want. And at one point something she saw as a punishment which would be inflicted on others.

>>26707353
>She's said she though that she could manage to these things a lot easier than they turned out to be
What? Are you saying she bit more than she could chew, or that she adapted?

>>26707360
>tfw American and was asleep for two of them
I'm used to being a part of the VoD gang, so it's no biggie. Although The Quarry is definitely the sort of game you wanna catch live.

>>26707356
It's funny because that's the exact kind of person who will never get a proper housewife
You need to bring enough to the table to make them want it themselves

>>26707353
>Literally just an instance of her not knowing what a reasonable work load looks like.
Considering most of her workload is Holo related, a reasonable work load would just mean less Holo stuff for her.
She can't keep doing 2 weeks of streams everyday + music and then vanishing for 2 weeks.

>>26707353
As soon as she saw how many flights she would be on in a two month period, she should have known it was going to be miserable. Though that's where her "I like flying!" cope came in. Didn't hear that after her last trip unsurprisingly

>>26707539
I don't think it matters how much you "bring to the table" when your wife already has a full-time job she loves. Unless you have a plan to take it all away from her, in which case fuck you.

>>26705435
Cute Kronii pic... Mori is also cute of course!
Anyways, bye deadbeats. Have a nice thread...?

>>26707615
If you can't make your wife want to take it slow for a few years to have a child and raise them together until they can at least speak, then that sounds like a you problem

>>26707590
I would have been perfectly content even as a hardcore deadbeat to only have like 3 streams this week if it meant she could get shit done and be less stressed for Myth meetup

>>26707691
Well go ahead then, bigmouthbeat, do it.

>>26707702
She would have just piled on more RM activities and got the stress back.

>>26707590
After the solo she won't have the workload of EP + performance hanging over her head, I'd bet on nothing on the same scale until the end of the year at best. Maybe singles.
So there is going to be a time where she'll have time for Holo and her personal life without burning the candle at both ends.

>>26707595
16 hours in economy class will do things to a person.

>>26707655
Thanks clockfren, enjoy your thread too. See you another time.

>>26707835
dyrbi? She's not going to stop until either she gets fired or someone stages an intervention.

>>26707595
Because the flight was fully booked so no pillow fort.

I can't believe she sang the lazy town pirate song in response to Vcarnival.

are we done doomposting

>>26707959
Yeah we're talking about wives now, and how Mori is mine

>>26707702
The next stream is the only one that isn't at night for her, right? Most of the stuff she has to do probably involves wagies so it wouldn't happen during streaming hours anyway. The streams seem to put her in a good mood so I'll take them

What if the housewife comment was made by a fembeat throwing her hat into the ring, and Mori just made her cry?

>>26705435
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>>26707995
Awaken, Deadbeat! Your dreams are not real!

>>26708081
She made Kiara cry, so why would the tears of a single fembeat matter to her?

>>26708081
Lesbeat, ganbat..

>>26707175
Jujube... stop being a fag... she wants to shed the jacket so bad...

>>26707807
this, lack of Mori work doesn't mean less work for Mori.

ᵉʸ ᵇᵃʷˢˢ

>>26708081
I got her to talk about kids, that's a victory.

>>26708284
She's going to get a new 3D rapper outfit for NUO with removable accessories.

>>26708388
Exactly. How much you wanna bet FT would start leaning on her again too?

>>26708497
If it happens next winter I will create a sockpuppet and complain.

>>26708497
Heh heh heh Lean-ing.

>>26708161
Nice

>>26708477
I am inhaling so much hopium too, I hope it really happens, at least give us the outfit

>>26708477
>the reason the base model hasn't been updated is because Cover and UMG are prioritizing a new one for NUO
Yeah I'll huff some of that hopium.

>>26708477
(X)

Watching the SC reading VoD now, has Fauna ever used her half of this intro animation?

You know? You guys aught to be nicer to Irys with how much hopium you're huffing.

>>26708477
>rewatching Mera Mera
>her veil doesn't move around like the one in her official Holo outfit that we saw in the previous 3D Lives
>suggests that they really did make a new model for Mori
I'm gonna huff hopium so bad like you wouldn't believe.

>>26708697
the skull mori? I think it was just a piece of art and then a different person made an animation after mori used it a couple times, not sure a fauna one exists? fauna's basically used the same loadscreen since debut afaik anyway

>>26708728
>Takes extra hit
She should get Ricky as a 3D prop and with a mic on the bottom!

>>26708728
She gets $5 and like 10 hours a month from me, I always prioritize Mori first though

>>26705599
Imagine how many yabs this fat yab machine can pump out in two whole years

>>26708793
There's a Fauna one that the artist made as an opposite to Mori's. Not sure if it ever got animated though.

>>26708728
But I love IRyS.

https://twitter.com/splendiferachie
wish rookie a happy bday!

Rachie is wrapping up her bday karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVIx_R2QdMY

>>26708907
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1539823353917501442
cute zoomzoom

>>26708477
as much as i want this, a Council 3D debut is likelier to happen sooner

>>26708728
How about Cover gives that poor woman her new outfit and 3D

>>26708728
Baffling post. This thread is fairly positive towards IRyS. Dunno which thread you've been reading.

Mori HAS to be a lesbian.

I WILL MAKE HER MINE

>>26709099
cosplay as Jolyne lesbeat

>>26708956
She'll be in ID4, I'll inhale as much hopium as I have to

>>26709093
Oh, come now. You try to pretend here, but everyone knows it's falseflagging deadbeats who are shittalking her on this board.

>>26709099
You're more deluded than the tallbeats.

>>26709093
Don't you know? Deadbeats, like Mori, HATE Hololive. I read it multiple times on /vt/ so it must be true.

>>26708960
>she's mid
She's low tier bro

>>26709180
Manlets can cope as much as they want, but if I walked in looking like Jotaro I'd beat you all

>>26709174
>but everyone knows it's shitposters falseflagging as deadbeats
Agreed. Glad we're on the same page friend.

>>26709099
She's superstraight and you're not going to change that. I mean, if you kidnap her and continually rape her for years you might be able to simulate it, but she'll always hate you.

>>26709214
You'd have to not only be built like an Olympic athlete but also looking like an actual cartoon.

>>26709214
My low centre of gravity will carry me through the battle

Mori aught to get more of that spicy ramen. It always helps clears the sinuses, at least the brand my Dad always bought.

>>26709244
Listen, just because I may have to use roids to get there, doesn't mean that I can't

>>26709242
NTA but none of us have any chance with Mori. Just let lesbeats be as deluded as the rest of us. It's cool.

>>26709209
yeah that's part of the charm

>>26709313
Your hair will suffer then and you still wont look like Jotaro

>>26709322
No, I do. I check all her boxes. Just need to get more fame and money.

>>26708960
it could be her 1M wish, since Kiara said Mori's wasnt done yet

>>26709099
>>26709242
you're both wrong she's clearly bisexual

thought it's not like anyone here has a shot with her realistically

Rachie is so cute. Hope she had a good bday.

>>26709402
Not done yet? What could she have asked for?

>>26709453
Nendo doko

>talking about 700 yen being cheap for Manga
Damn isn't manga like 100 yen a volume in Japan? Amusing even with how much more expensive manga is in the US it's cheaper than US comics.

>>26709461
That was 2 million.

>>26709453
Mori asked for the Nendo at 2 Million, though I don't know if that was a milestone gift in the same way.

>>26709322
>not trimming down the competition just in case
Are you even a deadbeat?

>>26709453
The world, Doctor Anon, she wants zhe world!

>>26709415
Yeah it's pretty obvious that she's bi or at least romantic/asexual towards women and romantic/sexual towards men.

Tallbeats deserve love too....

>Injects moriphine laced with hopium
What if one of the full Myth off collab things is singing a musical number together?

>>26709402
didn't she hit 1M way before Myth's 3D debut?

>>26709819
Jan 2021 so yea
https://youtu.be/YRKZnRale5g?t=41659

>>26709608
Unless you're a green ogre or a half wolf-man then she's probably not interested.

>>26709792
what like 3D or something? Or just a karaoke?

>Mori talking about her art style in relations to where it "fits"
If I were to give a serious critique of her style, I think, that she thinks her drawings needs to be more complex than they need to be. She has a interesting style, and she seems to want to push how complex her drawings are to look more "finished".

>>26709981
Well, I might be able to do that second one if I can find some weird shit in Romania

>>26710036
Either or. Just something with individual roles and then a big group part.

>TTRPG is a very strong maybe for the off collab
Damn that'd be pretty kino if it works out.

>>26709819
yeah, but also Kiara hit it last year and just got her outfit this month

>>26710090
Nah my critique is that her faces can look a bit samey at times. Still love her art though

>>26710090
Her style is definitely for a cutsey, darker-theme, niche. Considering she was going for animation, there was emphasis on simplicity and replication. Same face is one of her weaker points but it's almost endearing. She's hasn't trying to divert from that though, so she should try just to see what the results are.

>>26710247
As with always regarding the ttrpg, keep your expectations low. Getting a simple game of Smash to work was a disaster for these girls. I don't think their brains are in the planning mood while they're around each other, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Also I think Mori's underestimating the sheer logistics of setting everything up in general.

>she's aware of the Bully Hunter's absence
The antis were too much for him........

>>26710328
>implying she has the time to sit down and re-learn anatomy and everything else they dump on you in art school

>>26709792
>Ina in the center
Disgusting. Everyone knows pink is always the leader.

>>26709981
Cue the "I want to marry Stella!" clip

>>26710413
>I think Mori's underestimating the sheer logistics of everything in general
That's all you need to say really. I really doubt the TTRPG will happen, even though doing it in person together would be best, the time just isn't right for it at the moment.

>>26710090
What prompted this? Mori hasn't mentioned drawing since she talked about maybe finishing the IRyS drawing

>>26710663
Maybe she's been drawing something special to commemorate their first full meeting?

>>26710248
fair, I just don't think she'd have thought of it that far in advance

>>26710708
She had free time to draw one thing, but she decided to do it for her friends instead

>>26710588
Yeah it's a shame since her heart is in the right place but Mori tends to underestimate the logistics of things a lot and tends to speak idealistically.

>>26710663
Anon it was in relation to drawing her life as a Vtuber that got brought in during the SC reading stream, it was near the beginning why does it seem like no one watches streams

>>26710811
I didn't know she was doing the stream until the tweet happened right as it was starting, was away from my computer after the other stream ended

was nice to hear about her cutting down on booze cause "yeah, should just care about feeling well" taking priority over "fuck the haters"
our girl is really maturing

>>26710879
>"yeah, should just care about feeling well" taking priority over "fuck the haters"
I don't understand your post. Are you saying that Mori was drinking before to spite the haters?

>>26710879
On the same note, choosing apple juice purely so she "can pretend it's whiskey" is a bit concerning

>>26710990
I think she was joking anon...

>>26710990
Do people normally put ice in apple juice? I've literally never seen someone do that

>>26710990
I haven't gotten to the vods yet, is she pretending the whiskey is apple juice so nobody would call her drunk, or is she actually drinking apple juice and her autistic mind needs to pretend it's whiskey?

>>26710990
Maybe you should convince her to go a step further by drinking water and "pretending" it's vodka/gin

>>26711062
I used to when I had a gigantic jug of apple juice that wouldn't fit into my fridge. But normally if the apple juice is in the fridge, I don't use ice.

>>26710879
I was never worried. She didn't drink constantly and she knows very well when things could become a problem. I've been in the same boat lately too, just not in the mood. Last few times I drank to relax and it had the opposite effect.

>>26710990
She was drinking orange juice earlier. She had a slip of the tongue because the colors of apple juice and whiskey were similar and chat put her mind on drinking. It's not serious.

>Mori used to go days without eating when she had a depressive episode
Jesas. If I get in my armchair, I'd draw line between that and the fact that she seems to view taking care of others and making them food as a great fantasy of hers.

>>26710990
it's jork anon

>>26709792
>Ina's TOMORROW has been a piece of foreshadowing all along

>>26710990
*endearing
Sorry, typo

>>26711280
>Sorry, typo
(X)

>>26710990
She is alcoholic and she should just admit it.
>>26711069
>is she actually drinking apple juice and her autistic mind needs to pretend it's whiskey?
Well that is what she is saying but who knows.

>>26711223
Are you suggesting a day, plus a single additional? Because my knees would be ground into dust if Les Mythérables became real.

>>26711451
Nah, I joked about the number being Tomorrow, one of the songs Mori sang in her musical karaoke.

>>26711165
>she knows very well when things could become a problem
I do too as my parents were alcoholic and I still became one.

So she's leaving sometime Sunday JST time of we go by what she said today? She said SC after Monarch collab Saturday but then said she might try to stream right before she leaves, which we can assume is the next day

>>26711508
Ooooh. Now I get it. Any of the ones from the musical karaoke would be good.
Extra Bri'ish You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two from all of them!

Damn I didn't know Va11 Hall-A was such a well liked game, I didn't really know about it until that one recommended it to Mori either.

>>26711586
Picking anything but I Dreamed a Dream or Defying Gravity is the wrong answer

>>26711062
yeah, it's fucking great

>>26711637
Must've not been on /v/ at the time then, its an /agdg/ game.

>>26711655
Those aren't really multi-role though.

If you date Mori, is she still "your boy" or does she become "your girl"?

>>26711724
Looking at the original release date that was the summer I graduated High School and I didn't really have a computer to play games then.

>>26711810
Your boy in the streets
Your girl in the sheets

>>26711822
Baby!

Baby child!

>>26711856
Your boy on the streets
You're girl in the sheets

>>26711586
>spoiler
This but unironicalli

>>26711822
>I didn't really have a computer to play games then
Poorbro lemme hug you

Damn YT being really shitty and making watching the VoD a pain. Mori beings suspicious of ARS currency is amusing though, and her talking about her friend is nice.

>>26712241
The ARS thing could be something she talked about with Kiara. I remember sitting through one of her SC readings and she seemed to know about people abusing the currency.

>80% of her income goes to taxes
what the fuck

>>26711810
anon-chama, you're almost a christmas cake...

Who's excited for the Ironmouse collab tomorrow?

>she's cutting back on alcohol for her health and professionalism
Ah that's neat to hear. I never got on the "She's an alcoholic train" though I imagine since she's trying to improve her health overall the more casual drinking probably doesn't help with any sort diet or exercise she seems to be trying to do now.

>>26711856
GOD
DAMMITTTT

So it seems like Kiara has the other girls involved in her birthday stream somehow, presumably doing the covers she did with them.
But it also seems like Mori will be hosting the girls somewhere away from Ame's place when she arrives.
So is Mori going to be present in it, did she pre record it in Japan, or am I missing something else entirely?

>>26712633
should be cute

>>26712673
Mori's so perfect...

>>26705435
>Sleeping Samael
is this a jew thing?

>>26712648
Is there a stream going on?
I was more just worried about her drinking habits, I never called an alcoholic though.

>>26712633
Slightly more hyped for the AmaLee collab but yeah I'm pretty excited for another Deadmaus collab

>>26712677
Probably just recorded separately like with Mori/Gura

>>26712633
None. I will be watching movie when it is on.

>>26712731
she did a superchat reading earlier today

>>26712731
I'm essentially live blogging watching the VoD

>>26712805
kek. It's fun to read your summaries so keep it going

>>26712731
>Is there a stream going on?
Yeah Mousey is on
https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse

>>26712805
I'm watching the manga reading vod, I'll bring up anything interesting. I especially want to know what she said about living in Japan.

So why you don't believe she is alcoholic?
Like how do you think she would act be like if she was alcoholic?

Fuck (You)

God can you imagine Mori casting a spell on you and transforming you into her bidet?

>>26713081
I swear these ESLs are getting dumb and dumber...

>>26712805
>>26712932
Based and VODpilled

>>26712633
I haven't seen any of the episodes, I just hope it's more focused on the questions rather than "you're cute/no u" back and forth

>>26713145
dumber and dumber*
I need to take a nap...

>>26713081
yes, i do in fact want Mori to fuck (Me)

why do you ask

>>26713185
No, you were right the first time
This is how I picture their mentally challenged selves

>>26713176
>rather than "you're cute/no u" back and forth
I blame Mori's low self-esteem and lack of positive affirmation in her formative years
I do find it kinda funny with how rare rainforest collabs are that Mori and IM can just collab and gush over each other most of the time.

>>26713251
Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
>GUUUUuuuuuUUUUUuH

So why don't you believe she is a alcoholic?
Like what kinda alcoholic do you have in mind that she needs act like before you count it as being alcoholic?

>>26713272
>Mori's low self-esteem and lack of positive affirmation in her formative years
My fucking god, she's JUST like me.

>>26713406
"Fanbase reflects oshi" gets too real sometimes...

>>26713406
Sorry despairbeat, I think she's mostly over that now

I'm kinda sad that "actual millionaire Calliope Mori" was disconfirmed.

>ESL deleted his post and is trying again

>>26713512
And Money Mori was finally made canon just recently too...

>>26713512
I mean, you should probably lie about that if you are. But also probably mostly not true due to government theft.

>>26713558
i wanto to speak like cool kid too you know... like an actual nigga in GTA

>mori does 3 streams in 24h
>rest of EN doesnt even bother scheduling
sad

>>26713558
Hey, I try to have an honest conversation.
I am genuinely curious what anons here count as alcoholic and what is their reason that they don't believe Mori is one.

>>26713512
From my understanding whenever you sign a big contract where a lot of money is promised to exchange hands, you don't get it all at once, you get scheduled payments for so many years to come. It might be different in the music industry, but it's not like Eddie Hearn has 15 million dollars to pay Canelo in one lump sum for getting his ass beat by Bivol. He's gonna be receiving checks for a while.

>>26713774
alcoholism is when it becomes a need or gets in the way of the rest of your life
mori is just a 20something who gets a bit caught up in it
shes still a workaholic business lady getting shit done

>>26713558
I appreciate the Kaibaposts. I love Eric Stuart's voice for him.

>>26713451
Yeah, unfortunately I didn't have the autistic drive to strike out for my aspirations so I got stuck in stasis instead

>>26713885
>alcoholism is when it becomes a need
To me it seemed it like it was many times in the past.

>>26713406
I think she got better over time as Mori. This is one thing everyone leaving positive comments in chat can take a bit of credit for. And our reward are streams like Va11 because she's no longer afraid to play into this kind of thing.

Did anyone soundpost "I'm not going to spoonfeed you, you gotta look for it yourself"?
Also I just wanted to mention this
>Speedfoon

>>26712432
I'm switching countries because of war and in the new place taxes will take at least 20% of my income, and I'm like "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT". Where I lived before it was 9%.
If government took 80% of my income... what's even the point of working? It's fucking slavery, self-voulonteered too! Find a different country, Mori, I heard Cyprus is alright.

>>26713999
I fell into a depression because I felt like my aspirations were unattainable. Now I'm just trying to pick up the pieces 10 years later.

>>26713110
"bro imagine pissing in mori's asshole"
uhh yeah i already do that...

>>26714087
I think we're gonna get a lot of mileage out of that around the concert date.

>>26713039
>constantly drunk on stream
>instagram-tier yab happening every week
>depressed drunk vibes

>>26714087(Me)
I need someone to acknowledge "Speedfoon" is real I feel like I'm having a stroke I can't stop replaying that part
It sounds like a word but I know it isn't

>Anti post
>Wrong on the first point
>Still insists on continuing with the list
Many such cases!

>>26714032
except that she is actively cutting back now
so she didnt need it, she just wanted it

Haven't finished the second VOD but I'm pretty sure she has played a bartending game for 2 4+hour streams without drinking though she had a perfect excuse

>>26714267
being an alcoholic is to be physically dependent on alcohol. She wouldn't be able to just say "I'm gonna take a break from drinking to lower my tolerance" if she were physically dependent on the sauce to get through the day/week.

>>26714330
Yeah now but at one point it was nothing but drinking.

>>26714132
idk what kind of money Mori makes so maybe she still walks away with a decent amount, but no one should ever have to pay more than half their fucking income at the absolute most

>>26710413
TTRPG is low tech enough that it may work

>>26710509
He's posted comments though, she just hasn't read them

>>26711637
It was a /v/ meme game for half a year back when

>>26713512
She absolutely is a millionare, or will be after all payments are made to her over the next 10 years

>>26714417
then she chose to cut back
it being a choice is why it is not alcoholism, just a bit of unhealthy behavior, like lusting after anime girls

I can stop at any time

>>26714423
>thinking any amount of taxation is acceptable
What are you, some kind of fucking communist?

>>26714538
Not if she keeps paying 80% in taxes

>>26714577
nah, She's getting like 20-40K a month. That's well over a million over the next 10 years.

>>26714564
who builds the roads

>>26714639
Me.

>>26714639
minimum wage construction workers

>>26714141
Yeah, sounds about right
I feel like I need to fix myself before I can get a proper job but getting a different job also means less time for things and I already feel like there's never enough time for stuff

>>26714639
foreign tariffs
lofty immigration fees

>>26714423
I bet her tax advisor is shit; there's literally an agreement between the US and Japan so taxes paid in one country get credited to the tax bill in the other country. No way it should be 80%

On one hand it's nice to hear that she doesn't let her experiences as a kid getting bullied bad in High School make her a bitter person, but on the other hand she seems to be really be downplaying the fucked up shit they did to her. That straw story was super fucked up no matter how you slice.

>>26714600
40k per month with 80% tax is 8k per month. Over 10 years that's $960,000 before factoring in any expenses.

>>26705435
Hololive, and Vtubers in general are the great satan of this world, fucking cooming ass simps really think their gonna fuck Mori IRL

>>26714822
She's not sticking with the 80% tax. Also I call bullshit and exaggeration on 80% tax. Even getting double taxed (which she shouldn't be if she's smart) it should not be higher than 50% even in the highest bracket.

>>26714745
Kids are cruel, Jack
And I touch my inner child

>>26714898
A hypothetical on what it actually is would probably be something like
>taxed 40%
>taxed another 40% of that leftover amount

>>26714898
She said she's in the highest tax bracket for both countries, which is 37% in the US and 45% in Japan, and since they don't have a tax treaty, she has to pay both of those.

>>26714972
1. that's not 80%
2. she shouldn't betting taxed twice in JP because of deals the US has made with Japan, she's not selling concrete or cars or anything that wouldn't be covered.
3. Money made in the US shouldn't be taxed by Japan.
Yeah she's going to have to fill out taxes twice, but it shouldn't for the same money both times.

>>26714898
Her income is probably enough to be in the 40 percent tax bracket in both the US and Japan and doesn't understand how tax brackets work.

>>26714564
the problem isn't the taxes themselves

it's that the gov't is retarded and can't do anything meaningful with taxpayer money

>>26715031
https://www.irsstreamlinedprocedures.com/united-states-japan-income-tax-treaty/

But the US DOES have a tax treaty with Japan.

>>26715073
Well that's true no matter what percentage you're taxed.

>>26715072
I'm not about to read through the legal document you linked, but I'm inclined to believe that she and her financial advisor know more about what she's supposed to pay than you do.

>>26715073
No the problem is the threats of violence if you don't give them money AND that the government is determined to make everything worse with their stolen money.

>LC Lapen tricked her into saying erect
Okay that got a laugh out of me.

>>26715133
You are stupid if you trust Mori to understand numbers.

>>26715133
I don't think she understood the tax laws correctly or that her off hand comment is indicative of her actual financial strategies. But her financial advisor is an idiot of she's actually paying double tax.

>>26714742
Only up to 100k

>She's calling us cuties and saying she wants to cuddle with us and give us headpats
I love how cute and possessive she is when she gushes about us, it's like she imagines us as cats or something.

>her back started to hurt after around 3 hours reading supas in chat
>my back is starting to hurt sitting in a chair for around 3 hours listening to her
WE need to stretch more to increase circulation

>>26715419
>>She's [...] saying she wants to cuddle with us
I call bullshit there's no way Mori would admit to wanting to cuddle with the personification of her fans.

>>26715619
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEewJnAMlLg&t=37m48s
Never doubt me when I say she loves us

>>26715419
the moments when she got possessive in Vallhalla and manga streams were cute

>>26715419
I belong to Mori..... Im happy

>>26715133
I'm inclined to believe she doesn't talk to/doesn't have a financial advisor considering how many problems she's had with her banks and just not knowing things that would be common sense after one meeting. She has a terrible habit of seeing one thing then believing it to be the truth without any more research

>>26715932
Watch streams then? She's talked about having one several times.

>>26715518
You don't have the massive weights attached to the front of your chest that she does though... or do you....?

>>26715966
She doesn't talk to them very much then because >>26715072 just clearly presented evidence that contradicts a very important financial judgement she made

>>26715724
>ywn get headpats from mori as she declares you her property
what's even the point

>>26715419
Mori's with her Deadbeats, All's right in the Underworld

>>26716058
Show me the line in there that proves she doesn't have to pay double taxes. You can't just link a document you didn't read and use it as proof.

J*U and I see someone LARPing as a Marvel villain and several people complaining and doomposting. We literally have a full off collab coming as well as many birthdays coming up Unity has never been more prevalent. You motherfuckers are never pleased huh.

>>26716007
>spoiler
Fembeats, they're onto us

Kind of have to thank the people talking about making it to NUO for reminding me to request off those days. Hope they're quicker to release that on Blu-Ray than Cover with Holofes 3.

>>26716468
>thread is good and comfy
>new IP comes in and complains about posts that aren't actually there

>>26716570
Scrolling from the top and I also see catalogfags complaining about taxes or some shit. Its something new everyday.

SC stream was fun, I kind of wish she'd schedule more considering the ways they tend to double as zatsus. Seems perfect for light streaming on the road too.

>said she was recording "special" videos in the Va-11 Hall-A stream
>C-Man showing up saying it's his time to play while Mori is away
Will he make his return?

>>26717066
I want to believe

>>26716994
Yeah, honestly a SC stream instead of the Death and Taxes stream probably would killed two birds with one stone. Less intensive on the laptop and would have helped with the backlog

>>26717129
What I don't get is that her laptop is supposed to be a beast. Even with the laptop GPU downgrade, she shouldn't have any problems streaming some more graphics intensive games.

>>26717533
Laptops are notorious for not being good for gaming

>>26717533
It’s also a weird 2 screen setup built for animation

>>26717533
Well that stream was a stuttering mess despite that. I'm pretty sure she watched it back and nixxed the rest of her planned road streams because of the quality

>>26716423
NTA but Article 23 Section 2:
in accordance with the provisions and subject to the limitations of the laws of the
United States (as it may be amended from time to time without changing the general principle
hereof), the United States shall allow to a resident or citizen of the United States as a credit
against the United States tax on income:
(a) the Japanese tax paid or accrued by or on behalf of such citizen or resident

>i slept through SC stream
worth a watch?

>>26717533
ASUS has designs that are Fire-hazard tier.

That thing probably throttled like a bitch. She should've bought an actual Zephyrus, not a gimmick one.

anyone did anything from the >>26694061 list?
I might take a shot if not

>pepper spray moment actually disappeared from the clip vault
I think it might be the time to just shut the door on that one and convert the shorter ones into soundposts

>>26717985
>Mori getting gimmick trapped when she tries to buy her own technology
We should thank whichever staff helped her get her streaming PC that's been decently reliable. She probably would have bought a pre-built with a toaster built in

>She's going to show this to Gura
Goddamnit Mori.
I wonder if she still has the pic of Gura's naked model though. Didn't she say she wanted to show it to her when they meet?

>>26717533
>>26717985
Yeah, just cause you're computer has got beef doesn't mean it's in the right place or even using it right.

I'm completely off my meds and I'm convinced the reason why every literally HoloEN outside of Mori is silence is because we are really going to have an HoloEN house with everyone, I will fucking believe this until someone besides Mori streams again and I will be normal again

>>26718333
Someone floated the "Gura's new place is Mori's second base" rrat out there a couple threads ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdDgWL08qi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdDgWL08qi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdDgWL08qi0
more snek music soon

>>26717679
Yes. She's been really cute recently.

>>26718387
Fine Gura is planning to have a huge orgy with every HoloEN and everyone is just getting scanned for sex viruses or something this is the worst possible time for there being no streams I need my fucking escapism from my shit life ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>26718492
>Spoiler
Mori just streamed twice and she's got another stream in less than five hours.

>>26718598
but I miss all of HoloEN too

what did the AI mean by this

The second base IS the HoloEN house and nobody can stop me from believing it

>>26718798
they're all sick and tired of being let down by cover and we're about to get the worlds first quintuple graduation

she has to be at least bi

>>26718865
Please do not respond to my posts.

>>26718798
>Fauna, Mumei, and Kronii not streaming today
They're on their way

>26718893
Nice try, nigga

>>26718492
Anon, there must be 100s of hours of VODs from other hololive members waiting for you. Go watch Reine play TGAA or 999 or something.

>>26718316
>Didn't she say she wanted to show it to her when they meet?
She did and someone should find a way to remind her

>>26718657
This post made me realize the possible reason why we got an uptick of threadshitting and tourists these past few threads.

>>26718865
>offcollab is just the final meeting ground to deploy their plan of dropping out all at once, forming their own vtuber agency, complete with their new studio and living quarters (like the FaZe house)
How fucked would Cover be?

>>26718948
Kronii's just moved and has no electricity, mumei has apparently had some major sad news and said she was taking a while off from streaming (members post). I don't know what fauna's up to besides 'guerilla week'

>>26719027
This, and also it's been known that anti discords swarm this board whenever big things like offcollabs, birthdays, and concerts happen.

>>26719038
They would get sued out of their new collective asshole.

>>26718316
I'm really curious about how Gura would react and how she would act in general with Mori. She's a brat online but she folds instantly IRL as seen with Kiara's kiss joke while Mori is almost the opposite.

>>26719052
>Kronii has no electricity
So she's on her way to the Holohouse where they have electricity.
>Mumei is sad
So she's on her way to the Holohouse where the other girls can cheer her up.
>Fauna is missing
on her way

>>26719052
Mumei just can't take a break. Many things not going her way recently...

>>26719201
>Mori saying that she'll have more time with Gura is actually codeword for them having their own leg of the off-collab wtih Kronii,Mumei and Fauna.

>>26719256

>>26719171
slightly off topic, but i really wish we got more more in person antics with Kiara, between that and the cracking her neck directly in front of Mori and pretending like it never happened the rest of the time Mori was there she seems like quiet a troll irl

>>26719207
Did she flunk credits for a course?

>>26719256
>Mori/Kronii/Gura/Mumei/Fauna

what will we call this unit?

>>26719256
>SNOT + Mori
who is the most in trouble and needs protection

>>26719381
Gura. Mori/Kronii always bullies her when they have the chance, Mumei always follows suit. Fauna isn't sufficient backup.

everybody in HoloEN has graduated a year ago and we're all just part of an illusion I believe this now.

Tried out Dorfromantik after watching Mori play, pretty fun game if you're looking for something chill.

>>26719448
It's strange how Kronii becomes the alpha irl

>>26717533
Hopefully ame can help her get a good laptop or something while she is there since cover seems to be of no help.

>>26719292
Hopefully once they're done with setting up everything they will stream more even before Mori's arrival. But in general I would guess Kiara(and Mori) handle IRL interaction much better compared to the american trio who are borderline dysfunctional hikkis..

We are going to receive a notice at 11PM EDT that all of HoloEN has graduated and we will never see them again in any capacity.

>>26719488
From what they told she simply is the one most socially adapted. Which for HoloEN means "doesn't freeze when she has to talk to a waiter" - so same as Kiara and Mori really.

>>26719573
>11 PM EDT

I admire your optimism, anon. It's gonna be like 3AM

>>26719573
The blue gremlin and Backgammon Baal launch their new duo stream channel. The format is like GG.

We are never going to see HoloEN ever again.

>>26719543
Mori is part of the American trio though. You're thinking of the trinity group

>>26719610
I am a hikki myself, but I cannot believe that these group of women were able to pass interviews for this job

>>26718453
>soon
>28 hours
You got my hopes up!

>>26719791
Probably helps that Cover exclusively hires autistic people

>>26719786
I don't like using that word, it has been ruined for me thanks to intense shitposting. Mori will be part of American trio once she's actually back in America, for now she's still on her own in Japan.
>>26719791
Me too, I can spend days without going outside but they're on another level. Was it during off-collab with Fauna, Mumei and Kronii they talked about how they hide from delivery guys and wait until they drop their packages and just leave? I feel like I'm used to them being socially inept but that was insane even by those standards.

>>26719791
They probably looked for shutins specifically so they would stream more often, with a few special cases like Mori who had other talents they could use. They probably would have her animating MVs instead of music if her music didn't take off like it did.

Why the fuck won't they just admit that all of HoloEN is dead already so I can get over this and move on with my fucking life.

>>26720157
.....
too real

>>26719669
>Vtubers Sans Frontieres actually happens
>Yagoo sends his clean-up crew OloH to destroy ENMother Base
>Mori and the survivors create D iamond D ogs to take revenge

can you people stop doomposting for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!!!!!!!! KRONII LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

>>26720436
everything I love dies

She really emphasized the fact that she sees PP on the internet

I'm starting to think that vtubers never actually existed to begin with and I've just been living the past 5 years in an illusion I can't even fucking escape out of

maybe I am fucking dead

>>26720436
perhaps EN can stop showing the eternal doom of our lives as every- oh for fucks sake I can't keep this shit up.

what do I do

>Hororive
>No one is rive

Am I alive or unalive

>>26720550
She was probably one of the many middle schoolers scarred by meatspin.com like me

>>26720668
nobody was ever alive, the earth was a lie

>>26720576
>>26720632
>>26720648
>>26720698
Become rent free

fuck this shit I'm playing minecraft

>>26720702
What did you just make me go to?

>>26720757
Are you a child?

>>26720668
>>No one is rive
dude, Mori's gonna be streaming again in ~5 hours, relax

>>26720648
I play some games, watch some sports, play some sports, watch map games

>>26720704
oh shit oh fuck

>>26720757
f-fetusbeat...