[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


View post   

File: 185 KB, 828x674, 94357C33-DCC9-4E00-98AA-55735763651D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
26703316 No.26703316 [Reply] [Original]

NoeFure is the cutest and most loving ship

>> No.26703601

you realize they're faking it for money right?

>> No.26703760

>>26703601
Liar

>> No.26704129

>>26703601
I don't let reality-related doubts get in the way of my ships

>> No.26706054

The ship is so weak that Flare didn't even have Noel as a guest for her birthday 3D live

>> No.26706097
File: 502 KB, 2388x1668, FVXaQfEakAABsNb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
26706097

>>26703316
kys
>>26703601
fpbp

>> No.26706432

>>26706054
The whole point of that live was for Flare to sing duets with people she hasn't done with before. She has sung lots of duets with Noel in the past.

>> No.26706558

isn't one of them gay?

>> No.26706660

>>26706558
No

>> No.26706784

>>26703316
only okakoro and kanacoco is real

>> No.26707432

>>26703601
At least she's turning a profit. Who's paying your fat ass to post here?

>> No.26707633

>>26703316
>the one that got a restraining order
no to diss noel but flare is a piece of shit

>> No.26707839
File: 404 KB, 841x781, 1655753940540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
26707839

>>26703316

>> No.26707871

>>26707633
qrd?
when?

>> No.26711627

>>26707633
Now that's a bullshit rrat if I ever saw one

>> No.26711756

>>26706054
This is why letting the public know too much is bad, then you get spergs like this assuming everything that doesn't include the other to be some slight or hint at drama.

>OMG /vt/SIS CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T TALK ON STREAM FOR AN ENTIRE DAY?! THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!

>> No.26712277

PekoMiko

>> No.26712327

>>26712277
is dead

>> No.26712491

is Koyori lesbian?

>> No.26712652

>>26712327
NO

>> No.26712751

/u/ fags are the most delusional people.
You know what percentage of Japanese women are lesbians ?
Around 1.5%
I guess Cover must have hired literally every lesbian on the damn island

>> No.26716595

>>26712751
Even if every woman in hololive was a lesbian, that number is no where near 700k.

>> No.26716860

>>26703316
>"I want to be seen as cute"
>"Don't listen to my butch dyke gf she's just tsundere"

>> No.26716928

>>26703601
NoelFlare is an anomaly. You're actually more schizo if you DON'T believe in NoelFlare.

>You would have to believe that every single Holo is lying to you and that every single interaction is scripted and faked.
>To that end you'd also have to believe that Noel and Flare didn't go on a hotsprings vacation trip.
>You'd also have to believe that either Noel lied about purchasing, not one, not two, but three new properties in Tokyo (Noel Studio V2, Fucknest V1, Fucknest V2), and that other Holos pretend to go over to those new properties all the time.
>You'd have to believe Rushia and Pekora constantly breaking kayfabe to question NoelFlare is actually a keikakku doori move that is actually part of the kayfabe, they pretend to question it in order to lend it more creedence.
>You'd have to believe that on THAT day, Noel's roommate got her hair, nails, and makeup done, AND posted a rare face pic just to lead people on.
>Then later she showed bruises that she inflicted with an "Xbox controller"
>You'd also have to believe that every Holo that has mentioned the rings, which include Subaru, Towa, Marine, and I think Suisei, among others, is either lying about the rings on a previously agreed upon script, or that Noel and Flare actually got 5 figure platinum wedding rings for the sake of this lie.
>Finally you'd have to believe that every single Holo that has remarked on NoelFlare, which is the vast majority of them, coordinates with every other Holo and Noel and Flare themselves so as to keep their stories straight and not get tripped up in their lies. Because to date, I don't think there have been any inconsistencies in the stories, leading me to think things like Noel interrupting Towa and Subaru just to brag actually happened. Also staff like A-Chan would have to be in on it because she occasionally mentions it. Not to mention all the outsiders like Tamaki, those Nijis that did the couple interview, those independents that did the couple interview, and basically anyone that comes into contact with NoelFlare

I mean it's honestly easier to just believe they like each other. Occam's Razor and all that. If Cover were capable of constructing and upkeeping narratives as big as this one, they wouldn't be such a shitshow. At the very least, they fucked on that one day.

>> No.26717062
File: 104 KB, 270x270, 1655297596388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
26717062

>>26712751
There's definitely some big selection bias when they're auditioning for a position where all your direct coworkers are girls paid to be cute on stream and as a rule you're expected to at least act kinda gay
it'd be surprising if JP didn't have at least 3 or 4 lesbians
vtubing is also known to attracts menharas, and entertainment in general attracts people with validation issues, who are likelier to be hedonists that'll just fuck anything

>> No.26717159

>>26706784
Weird thing to say since NoeFure being so close is what convinced Kanata to do lots of things.

>> No.26717410

>>26716928
Noel is a menhera who is deeply unsatisfied with her life, forcing her to get closer and closer to becoming a proper camwhore.
Someone like that is not in a stable, let alone a happy relationship.

>> No.26719362

>>26716928
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened.

>> No.26719760

>>26712751
That's because Japan plays lesbianism as a joke like it's supposed to.
It's one thing that EN vtubers don't understand so they do it wrong.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action