/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Blessing ver. Phase Connect
https://youtu.be/-5S1W3_OCJY
The gen1 girls made a cover of Blessing by halyosy

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/yNxx3YaHQUY
Uruka is playing Minecraft in the community server

https://youtu.be/OJjL4IyssRo
Nasa is ending her stream

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is playing Ark: Survival Evolved

I want to hug the Pippa.

I AM GOING TO TICKLE THE BUTTHOLE OF PIPKIN PIPPA

Christ is King.
and
Pippa is his Queen.

>>26683567
damn Pippa sure is popular

>>26683567
Oh GOD DAMN IT
JESUS FITS MOST THE CHRITERA PIPPA WAS TALKING ABOUT

>>26683614
Sam is just Jesus with a Katana instead of a hammer

>>26683567
>Pippa not only dragging old ecelebs out of retirement, but the eternal savior of humanity as well

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Uruka block game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxx3YaHQUY

NOW - Michiru Ark
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

08:00 / 12:00 / 21:00 - Michiru Dark Souls
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi Anno 1800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddq2wdTTXTw

TBD - Tenma 1 year anniversary
YT Link TBD

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri/Lumi NTR Thursday
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS6AiVM9Aow

19:30 / 23:30 / 08:30 - Iori reading bits + WoW
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Uruka karaoke
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

i want to hug pippa and tell her she is loved everyday

>>26683721
> NOW - Michiru Ark
She won.

MICHIRUS RUNNING AROUND IN HER UNDERPANTS

>>26683721
Last chance for Lia to draw your OC
https://cyoashelia.neocities.org/

>>26683901
Don't we all, anon...

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539869403403223040
Welp.

Pippa hiatus starting early
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539869403403223040

>>26684059
>>26684060
Hmm I hope it's not related to her parents.

!Pippa admitted something was wrong with her father.

>>26684059
>>26684060
Pipkin Dispensary admin?
We need some programming stat.

God, I hope Pippa is ok.

>>26684059
>>26684060
Take care Pippa, dont be afraid to take more time if you need it

I am gonna do a concern.

>>26684187
She used proper spelling and punctuation in her tweet. It's bad.

>>26684144
I'm pretty damn concerned, since the last time she tweeted something like this was when she said her uncle shot himself :(

>>26684059
oof ive had a pet kill its self while I was asleep and I felt like shit over it for months

Lumi should be the one on hiatus, and by hiatus I mean graduation

Pippa love
please be well

>>26684059
>>26684060
Oh no.

What fucks me up about this is that it sounded like the trip was for recreation so that'll either be called off or ruined.
Whoever is writing the script for this simulation sure has a fucked sense of timing.
Millie from Nijisanji recently had her trip end with some unspecified disaster as well and she's basically been drunk/high constantly since then

>>26684059
>>26684060
Please stay safe Pippa.

Pippa LOVE

https://youtu.be/5j2HdWcNm9A The sheep just came on in case you want to soothe the concern with some singing

>>26684265
Still throws me off how non-chalant she was about that, and open. Either it was a LARP to hide something or she had bad history with him.

>>26684377
Too many misfortunes affecting chuubas lately. These girls don't deserve this.

>>26684478
She's white trash an-non. White Americans generally hate their families and the rural ones have good reasons to.
It's honestly a miracle she actually likes her dad.

>>26684590
Back in the day when /tg/ wasn't a complete wasteland we had something called the Questmaster's Curse. Writers seemed to constantly get fucked by everything from their houses burning down to catching hitherto unknown diseases forcing them to have half their lungs removed. The universe seems to harbor an intense hatred for creatives.

it is time for pure schizo hours for the foreseeable future. commencing at the end of this thread, any and all rrats, including murder (in minecraft), will be posted for an unknown amount of time. OC, stream discussions, ritual posts, and concern posts will be unavailable until the next dose of pipkin, when the schizo hours concludes. Blessed be our new generation of talents and PCG, a thread reborn.

I wish I had a way to help Pippa, she doesn't deserve whatever hit her.

>>26684059
>>26684060
God damn it all. Pippa doesn't deserve this shit.

>>26684059
Guess her pet really escaped and killed itself

>>26684771
Maybe we can wait for her to be better, do some creative work for her and buy stuff from her list? In the meantime, let us minimize accidental damage out of concernfagging. I am a lil teary eyed imagining stupid shit now, but we have to do and think what is best for her.
I FUCKING LOVE PIPPAAAAAAAAA
platonically *sniff*

>>26684698
>Writers seemed to constantly get fucked by everything from their houses burning down to catching hitherto unknown diseases forcing them to have half their lungs removed. The universe seems to harbor an intense hatred for creatives.
Mind you, it's a lot easier to lie about that stuff when you're on the internet. Nobody wants to be the asshole casting doubt onto actual misfortune.

>>26684903
sure, but unless there is punishment involved with the misfortune (as in justice), it is better to believe it in order to work as a proper support network
if justice is required, then one can doubt when you have more info (and if you are the one in the position to contribute to great justice)
this is unrelated to Pippa's cuerrent situation most likely though
stay strong Pippers

>>26684059
>>26684060
so what did she miss exactly?

>>26684609
>She's white trash an-non
But the crazy redneck sex...

I think it's something with the pets, she did say that some shit is going on with them during the stream

>>26685073
yeah, that was my guess too
I just hope papakin and mamakin are alright

>>26685073
I wouldn't be surprised if it was bird prisoner. That bird is kind of old.

>>26684885
>buy stuff from her list?
I would but I don't want a gift to be tainted with the memory of this event. I'll try to do some reps because I think it's what she'd want us to do and it might help take my mind off things. But I may just sleep all day tomorrow and get up sometimes to check her Twitter.

Tenma please tell me already when you will stream your anniversary so that I can oil my body up ahead of time

>>26685073
Why wouldn't she just say that? I can understand being vague about private matters but she talked a million times about her pets. There is really no reason to be so vague about it.

>>26685073
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxj7acen7o3SLiK2fKAow625ke13lfhdcE

Pippa is manipulating her viewers for free sympathy points to distract them from the fact that she has declined and become a bottom of the barrel vtuber indistinguishable from vshojo whores

>>26685370
This, also what kind of vet would be calling her at midnight?

>>26685439
there is animal care 24/7

>>26685439
She said the pets made noises, like they escaped. Maybe something fell on them or they got stuck somewhere and choked?

>>26685421
Yeah, BP died.

>>26685421
gfdi Pippina
just dont hurt yourself pls

D==D 26685433
silence nigger anti

>>26685476
im going with door number 2 and say her dog killed some or all the rabbits

>>26685513
Didn't she say her dog was angry or something?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539878971814338560
Oh boy she's hitting *that* part of her content creation career.
Pippa is now officially on her way to becoming a genuinely big name at the cost of almost definitely killing herself in 5 years.
Once creating becomes your primary cope you enter a dark fucking pact with some really dangerous forces that feed off your misery in exchange for making you an absolute god for however long you manage to hold on. There's living stories out in the ether that consume your life if you express them but make you unbelievably powerful as payment.
Gentlemen. Ladies.
Let's.
Fucking.
Go.

>>26685421
Oh Yuni Luna I'm such a fucking simp for you, let me buy these $200 whore accessories from your wishlist to cheer you up

>>26685536
>we have unironic occultists itt

>>26685536
Chaos magic isn't fun anymore

Zaxanity left me. I'm homeless now. All I want is sex.

>>26684851
immediately thought of the little rabbits because those things are made to die spontaneously

>>26684756
Kino post even if the series is somehow dumb even by genre standards.

I know we are supposed to ignore antis and trolls
but some really like kicking people when they could be at their lowest emotionally
despicable
No place for negativity now, only support for Pippa. For Pips capippalists!

>>26685782
Just report it. If enough people report shit the jannies will delete it just to get it out of the report queue.

>>26685782
Will you fuck me Anon? Will you take tranny meds and be my personal tranny fucktoy?

I'm collaborating with RomanianTVee and another Based ex-Blizzard dev! They're gonna say based words like nigger and tranny to get Phase Connect in trouble because I only care about my own views and not what happens to my genmates

>>26685543
If !pippa posted her wearing the accessories...I might buy it for her.

crusty 2view fingers typed those posts

>>26684059
Well shit.
Take your time Pippa, things are bad now, but they will get better. Love ya

>>26685536
>>26685614
>>26685631
Hello during one of her recent streams she made mention of thinking if it would "excite" her fan base if she were to off herself on stream. I don't know why I have the reaction to that which I do while at once I would never want any harm to befall our pipkins and only hope the best for her it's very kind of her to bait that particular subset of her audience in such a way.

I feel like her flirting with the concepts now is to further resolve herself against a self acknowledgement of being predisposed to that kind of thought process and it's potential amplification as she continues to grow in popularity.

Also Nasa is very cute and I really like her big claws.

Well this thread has gone to shit. So anyways...has switch emulation improved these past 2 years? Last I looked at it, it was kind of jank.

>>26686059
>Also Nasa is very cute and I really like her big claws.
Nasa is a massive pervert and a serial anal rapist

>>26686036
2views are subhuman scum, my genmates who can't surpass my views are less than human and should die and stop breathing.

>>26686083
I'm sorry I don't speak japanese.

>>26686036
correction to my post: crusty 2view indie fingers typed those posts

>>26686108
your loss michiru and nasa are the best streamers followed by iori

>>26686059
>Also Nasa is very cute and I really like her big claws

>>26686059
>>26685536
Wow, schizophrenics don't waste time huh.
It's going to be a long fucking 2 weeks.

>in my mid 30s and jackhammering f5 on some anime rabbits twitter
god why is this happening

>>26686166
attachment

>>26686059
I won't kill myself as long as my loyal simps keep buying into every emotionally manipulative tweet I make

https://files.catbox.moe/4y8b6y.mov

>>26686216
I'm so glad Beatani doesn't stream anymore, I was tired of that 2view ESL trying to leech off me

>>26686216
do I want to know

>>26686166
> god why is this happening
Because you're an idiot who doesn't know how to use Tweetdeck.

>>26686059
I took it more as her lamenting (musing?) about capriciousness of mobs. Given her preferences, it probably excites her, but I'm sure it could also feel lonely.

>>26686354
I am using the website I don't need an app to browse twitter.

>no Pippa streams
>anons begin to larp as Pippa
Neato.

>>26685433
she doesnt openly stream with her boyfriend, so not yet vshojo level

>>26686180
chuubas are for pretend, yes

>>26686279
>>26686281
Leave my trapped on xp hill polar bear daughter alone.

>>26686381
I don't know it doesn't seem like she would go that deep for our sake considering the nature of her character it's more likely she was throwing it out there as a teasing acknowledgement of the sickness of the human condition (blood/lust/self determination/termination).

Then again... her thank you chat cover tears were awful convincing(thats her job) and she does really good at whining about how much she hates chat. I try to watch sterile 2d anime because I hate the proclivity of 3dpd females to play the make me feel pursued like you're going to rape/kill me power dynamic that gets flaunted as a shit test. Either way I'm sure yabbit will continue providing quality definitely not federally funded entertainment.

>>26686154
pippa is one of the designated schizo honeypot chubbas sorry anon

>>26686154
It's not even that schizo if you know a little bit about metaphysics

>>26686154
I fully expect the threads to become so atrocious they loop around to becoming good again.

>>26686664
You are a retarded faggot

Pippa is upset because she forgot to change her furry boyfriend's diaper on time. Sad!

>>26686611
I want to have sex with your daughter while she calls my dick cringe.

>>26686610
We have the respect of hololive fans

TENMA
WHEN DOES THE STREAM START MATHAFAKA

Good afternoon to our SEA friends. Stay unmedicated my schizo brethren.

>>26686731
understandable

>check out her other channel
>latest stream is a collab with a fucking unironic commie
jesus christ bros she really is a grifter

>>26684460
thanks anon. thread has turned to shit but Lisa's singing has been great.
Somehow everything's gonna be alright.

>>26686458
/become/ Pippa

>>26686760
Nothing in this thread is remotely related to Phase and the OP is blatantly some retard who screenshot his own post.
As such I conclude that you're the OP.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1539893354460233728
Is there a tool for easily analyzing how much someone streams?
Because holy fuck she just isn't slowing down.

>thread schizo goes full retard
Thread is going to be pure shit for the next 2 weeks. Hope Pippa avoids this place for the time being.

I hope the gentoo debuts soon so that we can direct our energy to something. I'd like an entertaining #AceOfPhase shit throwing contest more than a depressing shitstorm like we do ITT

>>26687005
the lack of a soul prevents the Sin of Sloth from latching onto the Japanese

>>26686881
>Democrats are shit
>Republicans are shit
>independents are non-existent
I mean can you blame her?

>>26687005
>Tenma will finally announce our wedding
I'm not sure how to feel about it.

>>26687119
Congratulations anon!

>>26686881
I have seen his streams. He is not a commie. It is just pure aesthetics (as in cold war post nuclear war stuff).

>>26686611
What the fuck even happened to Beatani? Her ESL shenanigans were fun to watch.

>>26687146
He doesn't care, he just wants to shit up the thread.

>>26687019
I'm not entirely sure why I need to explain this, but ok.
Anon.
Pippa loves lolcows.
She loves schizos.
She loves people making fools of themselves.
She loves people wanting her.
People were only half-joking when they said that Pippa getting banned improved the thread.
She abso-fucking-lutely *thrives* off the meltdowns in here.

>>26687153
looking for employment

>>26687221
>She loves people wanting her.
Yeah but I want Nicolette, not Pippa.

>>26687221
You are right, maybe I am just getting too concernfaggy.

>>26687219
it was a joke man relax

>>26687153
Nobody fucking knows. Just kind of packed up and left.
If I had to guess it's because she ran out of ideas she sufficiently enjoyed.

>>26687221
She was made for /here/, federally funded, internet proofed, Fishman wrangled, yabbit.

>>26687315
Yeah pretty much.
In a way she's less discount pekora and more premium Gura because Gura seems to have come to despise /here/ over the years.
>>26687295
It's fine we all get a little antsy at times.
In its own fucked up way the thread probably sustains her to some degree.

>>26687380
>Gura seems to have come to despise /here/ over the years.
what gives you that idea? she just doesnt break containment as hard as pippa

>>26687005
>another 20 bosses run in elden ring
last time it took like 16 hours in one go. At this point I think Tenma is actively trying to kill herself and wants to go out live on stream.

>>26687464
>soon phase connect will be the dead girl company
I don't like it

>>26687493
FISHMAN SAVE US

>>26687493
>all of gen 1 will die right before gen 2 debuts
>all of gen 2 dies right before gen 3
>only ones left alive are the invaders

>>26684267
Yeah, my dog got out of the yard during the summer and died in the heat. I was IN THE YARD and I didn't hear her yelping or anything, but she was just outside my gate. Feels bad,

>>26687464
>that 170 bpm debacle
Yes.
Beware the... Well not quiet but seemingly put-together ones.
Knowing her she almost definitively has a trust set up so when she inevitably croaks her pets get professionals to care for them until the end of their natural lives at which point the remaining money goes towards the creation of a shelter

>>26687493
>>26687521
>>26687464

SLUGMA ALL MY TALENTS DIED LET'S GOOOOO

>>26687622
kek

>>26687521
Yuri will die to the Canadian ATF and Lumi will die from sleep deprivation induced organ failure.

>>26687665
>JP Branch wins
All according to keikaku

>>26685543
Why would I send her superchats and give google money? I wouldn't give her anything at all if it weren't for throne.

THE DOG IS DEAD LETS GOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539902265271767040
o

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26687809
Jfc
My condolences Pippa. That's terrible.

>>26687665
>Yuri will die to the Canadian ATF
I swear to protect her when the day comes, even if it costs me my life. Yuri is my Pakistan. May the rake be swift, inshallah brothers.

>one bird
>three rabbits
>one dog
>one mystery dog(rip)
ANIMAL HOARDER BROS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Wasn't she saying that the dog was acting strange while she was picking songs?
So like it was basically preparing to die right as the stream wrapped up.
>no anon we don't live in a simulation take your meds

>>26687809
what the fuck is with this week and pets dying

cheer up pippers sam is only a dream away

>>26687958
no, it was another dog that someone else was taking care of in the meantime

Dog's death always feels bad man

>>26687972
Whose pets died aside from hers?
Inb4 Mumei's
She has that mysterious pet death vibe to her

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539903674692124672
Even if you hate Twitter now is the time to make an account.

>>26687957
For a second I thought you were listing off all her pets that had died

HD is still processing but here's Yuri's unarchived karaoke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtyeTKefME&list=PLLbJr4aAAPjj8t9DHoRPBeSU8RzAK48nG&index=4

>>26688078
Shit

The two pet deaths I'm not looking forward to is Theo from Tenma and Bubba from Amelia in Hololive. It's going to rain hard on those days...

>>26688098
Thanks

>>26688053
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
fallenshadow's sphynx cat
she claimed that her vet killed her due to negligence and is now going to sue her, somehow. check it out for yourself
Mumei's dog seems fine to me though

>>26688119
>Theo
>dying
He's already part cyborg Tenma will just go all the way if she has to.

Don't fuck or trust Lumi. Goodnight pcg

what happened pippas tweet is deleted

>>26688567
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539904170211147776
she thought it'd draw too much attention
smart

>>26688504
Goodnight. But I will fuck her, though.

>>26688567
The dog came back to life.

Or she deleted it to avoid attention like every deleted tweet ever. What do you think, retard-kun?

At least it wasn't the invocation of castle doctrine and/or a loose glowie on her property...

>>26688504
Cool post Lumi

>>26688634
>The dog came back to life.
REJOICE

>>26688637
Pippa or Yuri shooting someone and getting into a legal battle sounds like the type of thing that is almost certain to happen at one point. Just because we're in this kind of absurd timeline.

Yuri is now rock hard

>>26688742
You can get sued for castle doctrine? Thats no different than leafistan wtf

>>26688742
Didn't yuri say in her last stream that she wants to explore potential crack dens?

>>26688869
good excuse for some impromptu live combat drills

>>26688850
>You can get sued for castle doctrine?
Yes, if the prosecutor feels like that there's grounds for manslaughter or worse.

>>26688119
Bubba can die? Jesus, why live in such a cruel world?

>>26688850
You can get sued for anything. It's the outcome that matters.

>make vague tweet that causes a lot of concernfagging
>clarify what happened
>ask for people to cheer you up
>delete tweet about what happened but leave all other tweets up
Pippa...

>>26688850
Why the fuck would you not be able to get sued? You can get sued for a person getting an STD in a car your company owns. Whether or not you win is a different matter but courts fucking love murder cases.
>>26688869
As a stream idea? As potential living space?

>>26689566
She wants to do urban exploration after her vtuber career.

>>26688954
My non-blood related niece-wife is a little bit special

>>26689658
Based Sam

How did this become one of the fastest generals on the board WTF

>>26689947
autism and schizophrenia

>>26689947
the power of /here/tubers

>>26690075
>plural
I thought only Pippa was /here/

>>26689947
pippers incline

>>26689947
tourist general

>>26690138
All of them are /here/. One of Lia’s first popular channel memes was spouting “kino opsec poggers” randomly.

>>26689947
There is life here. Elan de vie. Elsewhere is settled but here is growth.

>>26689947
we have the best girls obviously now git

Is now a bad time to DM pippa about getting unbanned from her chat?

>>26690262
>All of them are /here/.
Even Uruka?

You did send Pippa your cutest bunny pics right?

>>26689947
pip pip pip pip pip

>>26690375
lmao no. uruka is so sheltered, she's probably never seen her own vagina.

>>26690375
Yes.

>>26690138
invaders are /here/ and pippa infected lia with /here/

>>26690492
just shave bruh

Pippa Piper pipped a pip of pipled pippers,
A pip of pippled pippers Pippa Piper pipped.

If Pippa Piper pipped a pip of pippled pippers,
Where’s the pip of pippled pippers Pippa Piper pipped?

How many pips would a pipkin pip if a pipkin could pip pips

I'm going to miss her so much, bros. Pipkin Pippa, light of my life, fire of my heart. My yab, my menhera. We made a promise not to hero ourselves, but even I doubt if I can even hold onto that.
May your pippalosphy keep me strong, Pips!

>>26690262
Tenma isn't /here/

>>26691545
Prove it.

Schizo rabbit shows up in a schizo mod for an autistic map painting game? Quite fitting.

>>26691545
Canadians can't post on 4chan.

>>26691686
well I'm proof enough that you're wrong

>>26689947
> How did this become one of the fastest generals on the board WTF
Because we go over every stream and tweet with a fine comb and livepost really fucking hard.
Other small corpo threads just kind of get two posts per talent per stream unless there's really big news.

>>26691747
Our anti-per-viewer ratio feels much higher for a small corpo too so at least 1/3 of threads are attentionfags ritual posting their anti messages and reaping (You)s from our poor autists in replies.

jwu qrd????

>>26691983
one of Pippa's dogs is F, so she starts her hiatus early

tenner says that she'll hang out with Lisalisa and the stream devolves into real doomer hours with Lisa acting as the hapless therapist for Pippa and chat

If someone's pet dies and your first reaction is "how will the thread schizos cope with this" then you need help.

>>26692545
Who did that

>>26686696
>sometimes for something to properly heal you first have to break it
I believe.

>>26692479
but she cancelled her upcoming streams

>>26692740
The waiting room is still up

watch michiru
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

>>26692783
for now

Lumi is a fake bitch and belongs with the vshojo sluts

>>26687464
>last time it took like 16 hours in one go.
Wasn't that 40 bosses?

>>26687005
You have to factor in that her schedule is for 9 days instead of just a weak for some strange reason. Still streams a lot of course.

>>26687743
Nasa when asked how she survived the dead girl company: "I just took a nap" and then with her reverb effect enabled: "Oyasumiiiiiii"

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
PLEASE BE OKAY PIPPERS

Gamblergooners and Royalretards, is it our time to rise up?

>>26692833
Michi love!

>>26690138
Pippa is probably only number 3 in /here/-ness, she just gets most of the screeching for some reason.

>the other Pink Woman Bad is reading the manga our local one trashed now
Rumao

>>26687809
>>26687880
>>26687972
>Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
She had a 2nd dog, that dog was with somebody else and that dog died. Am I piecing this together correctly?
If that's the case she at least hopefully won't have to beat herself up too much over missing/not preventing it because she was streaming. Rip doggo.

>>26693300
I watched the Cali stream instead of reading the manga. I guess Cali likes it enough to or is it literally to continue the dad jokes?

>>26693344
>She had a 2nd dog, that dog was with somebody else and that dog died. Am I piecing this together correctly?
yes

>>26693380
>I guess Cali likes it enough
Wasn't she sponsored by the publisher? That manga was pretty trash.

>>26693344
>PIPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR DOG DIED LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26692846
>>26692783
>>26692740
She mused about copestreaming rather than taking her break early. Which is a good way to limit break creative ability at the expense of pretty much every single other mental stat because once your brain learns how to burn despair for energy it's stuck in that mode.

>>26692545
Only if it was your pet.

>>26693300
You meant the one she trashed so hard she had to delete VOD?

Where is the rosebud? I want to kiss you!

>>26693774
Officer, the picture book was asking for it.

>>26690262
Rrat: Lia was the true author of that one fanfic posted /here/. She had one of her chat members take the fall. She did this so she could successfully psyop Lia likers into being faggots and then they would have gay sex and erotic roleplay with each other to live out Lia's fujo fantasies. To a fujo shipping and gay sex are key fundamentals, this is something Lia has always wanted since her tumblr days but using fictional characters can only get so far. Now controlling the Lia likers into gay sex is a thrill she never experienced. Source: I am Sakana, CEO of Phase Connect

>>26694045
Lia is too stupid to execute a plan like that. If she wanted to have her audience drink the gay sex Koolaid she would just tell them to, and they would listen.

>>26694356
I don't know anon, he did say he is Sakana. Maybe he has insider information.

>>26694356
I really enjoy how Security Breach effectively revived the fandom into an even stronger form somehow.
It was FNAF's Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines moment.

Phase D&D wan

sorry for your loss pippa i hope you have a relaxing break and i'll miss you while you're gone

>gets a demotion at work and loses her timeslot
>ccv is dropping
>gets voted off of team /vt/ for the 4cc
>dog dies
heh, nothing personal, kid.

>>26693575
>saving the imitation aka
Really nigger?

>>26693774
The very same.
I love how this thread was so autistic they didn't understand the creator's sarcasm when he found out.
>>26693380
Who knows. Her tastes are almost comically bad even by vtuber standards so who knows.

>>26695438
>understand the creator's sarcasm when he found out
I'm sure we did. The decision to take it down was made by Pippa/PC.

>>26695174
Why is /pcg/ handling our incline so poorly, gamblers?

>>26695174
add a couple more
>loses her groomship with Lisa
>loses her frenship with Tenma

bros I'm an anon fo simple tastes
I just want my face to be Lia's new gamer chair.
is it really so much to ask?

>>26695174
I can already hear the Poker Face karaoke

>>26684059
>>26684060
Guess the Rabbit Rescue Mission is taking precedence. Good Luck Pippa.

>>26696260
She is gonna have a lot of good character themed song options. Given all the great things we've heard about her, I'm also going to assume she is a top tier singer, so midnight karaoke is finally gonna be listenable for the first time in Phase history.

Lumi's not feeling well so shes taking the morning of to test. Pregnancy test?

>>26696523
yes

>>26687153
>[an announcement]
>Thanks to everyone who came to my birthday stream!
>As I mentioned in the stream, due to a change in my personal life situation I will be taking a hiatus from all activities for a while. How long this hiatus will last is yet to be determined. Basically, I will be focusing on my current job and job search, which could take up to 3 months or as long as 6 months.
>I may post some updates on Twitter, etc., depending on the situation, but please do not expect much. As mentioned above, this hiatus is to focus on my personal life outside of Vtubing. I have never been one to contact family or friends unless I have something to do, and I really want to keep my distance from the Internet during my job search so as not to distract myself.
>I also take into consideration the fact that as long as there are a certain number of people who enjoy my content, it would be more pleasing for everyone to receive information in some form or another. On the other hand, for me, the starting point of this activity is that I do it because I like it. I would like to resume this activity at my own pace when I am in a position to enjoy it again. I am not asking you to wait for me to get a new job, as I am completely uncertain about my schedule when I get a new job. If you all remember me when I resume my activities, we will meet again. I have a goal of defeating Chihiro this year, and I plan to inform you all of my progress and results, so I will be back at some point. Please be patient.
I believe this is because the grass on xp hill was getting too long and she needed to mow it and look for a job to pay for food (she uses a push-mower, the poor thing..)

>calls Monday off because she's tired
>calls morning stream off because tired
>doesn't call evening or Friday or Saturday or Sunday stream off
That's.
It.
She's getting The Wall.

>>26696665
it was me, i breeded the loomster no hard feelings i hope

But I'm all seriousness, I hope they take their upcoming break and get some well needed rest. Between their end of school stuff and anniversary prep, they've been at the grind lately.

>pippa won't stream
>lumi won't stream
what's next?

>>26697158
please sing more often Yubi

>>26697542
10ma's sudden heart surgery announcement

>>26697542
>tonma won't stream

>>26697158
>>26697661
>Yuri's fucking midget daughter with lumi's workaholic syndrome
Yuri you are going to create a real life fucking dwarf race from fantasy, fucking stop i hate fantasy settings

>>26697790
>tonma
am i fucking retarded?

>the trip is coming up
>Lumi is gettting exhausted and taking an entire day off which is like a month vacation time in lumi world.
>pippa vacation
SOMEONE PROTECT TENMA

SHE FUCKING UPLOADED HER VODS
HOLY SHIT

>>26697542
We, the fans, demand SAKANA to BACKFILL with HIS OWN SHOWS!
It's the SAKANA RADIO SOUND HOUR featuring SAKANA and his MUSIC COLLECTION!
It's the SAKANA ASMR EXPERIENCE, where he SIGHS DEEPLY into the KU100 and gently berates the listener in an EXASPARATED TONE, just like you're a real-life vtuber talent that's done a big yab! He's not ANGRY, just DISSAPOINTED! He has a SERIES of TIPS and ADVICE that he wants you to CONTEMPLATE!
SAKANA plays SAKUNA: OF RICE AND RUIN! Can this CEO-turn-exile transform the small rice paddy plot on the demon island into a RICE FARMING POWERHOUSE? Will he UOOOOHHH at the loli protagonist? IS THE POPE A CATHOLIC?!?!?
ALL THIS AND MORE AS PHASE CONNECT 0: THE FISHMAN, DEBUTS! SEE YOU THEN!

>>26697542
We can be finally happy.

>>26698181
ANON DONT WORRY SAKANA HAS HAD A BACKUP PLAN JUST INCASE. YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO RISK STOP PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS?
INTRODUCING
MUUUUUUUMIE OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HER
MOMMMYYYYYY

>>26697542
> what's next?
Lia's state gets hit by fucking wildfire again and she has to evacuate the day of her outfit reveal.
Someone in her Twitter replies will point out you can use vtube studio with just a phone causing a test stream so bad she tosses it at the shelter

>>26698181
I'm probably missing an incredibly pivotal reference here because my cultural background is primarily fairy tales documentaries and 70s sci-fi novels but it's funny enough on its own.
10/10

>>26697542
>>26697970
>the old Phase Connect curse of if something bad happens to one of the girls something bad will happen to all of them
Oh shit, I almost forgot about that. We're fucked, bros.

>most of the EN talent are taking extended time off at the same time
>nobody is streaming
>suddenly get a notification your oshi is streaming
>go to stream
>it's a surprise debut of a Gen 2 girl
>you watch them while Gen 1 is away because you have nothing else
>you fall in love
>Gen 1 never comes back and you just forget about them
>they have each girl take over an old Gen 1 YT account and social media, therefore inheriting all the follows and platform

>>26698395
>>26697970
"I want to create a vtuber company whose cultural impact outshines the competition".

>>26697790
>>26697842
Is Tonma the new fatposter's target?

>>26698506
gen 2 are going on the trip

you now realize Blessing and the Anni show was a going away party of sorts

>>26698543
no i simply made a mistake, don't give them any ideas

>>26698543
Tonma... heheheh because she weighs a ton, hey i like that.

>>26698251
why won't she stream, bros. even fishman wants her to.

>>26698954
She knows we would get as attachted to her as the talent is. Her heart just isnt big enough for all of us.

>>26698954
She sees what streaming does to a girl every single day at work.

>>26698954
Managers that stream are bad luck.

>>26698954
Please understand its hard to stream and carry my child at the same time. Im trying to make sure phase connect has future generations

>>26699417
Well if there's one thing that's certain is that a /pcg/ anon's child is going to have enough menhera both by nature and nurture to make it in.

>today i will check on my daughter at 3am
>i bet she is sleeping peacefully
>https://youtu.be/6iU6tu1j-jM?t=2990

>>26698251
THANKYOU FOR THE >CRITICAL INFORMATION!
THEY'RE CALLING HER THE MARIE KONDO OF VTUBING MANAGERS. DOES YOUR WACKED OUT STREAMING IDEA SPARK JOY OR DOES IT SPARK LEGAL ISSUES? THE TARD TERMINATOR HERSELF WILL REVEAL HER SECRETS TO CONTROLLING UNRULY CHILDREN! NO SPASTIC WILL BE LEFT BEHIND AS THE MOMMY MANAGER MUUMI LENDS YOU HER SECRETS!
>>26698368
I'm just a prolific SCHIZO. But I think what MUSE is POSESSING ME RN is channelling the SPIRIT of both THE URUKAPOSTER, those CRAZY INFOMERCIALS on TELEVISION, and THAT FUNNY HEBREW SOAP MERCHANT — THE GOOD DR BRONNER. Your BACKGROUND sounds BASED. I must mention I forgot to DISMOUNT the PEKOMONKEY IMAGE so it is purely coincidental but I ENJOY THAT LITTLE MONKEY'S STARE SO MUCH I WOULD ADD IT TO ALL MY POSTS IF I COULD. MAY IT AND ITS PROGENY INFEST THE PEKOMANSION, AND THE GREATER TOKYO METROPOLITAIN REGION, FOR A THOUSAND GENERATIONS. BLESS.

God I'm so glad Michiru is streaming to take me away from this thread

watch this WITCH
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

>>26698954
He explicitly stated during interview that managers have clear job description and streaming is not a part of it.

>>26700179
thats after she told him no

>michiru gone
i miss her bros

>Rape Lumi
>She gets mind broken on stream as a delayed effect
>Next day she doesn't stream
>Get message that we need to talk
Guys... I'm not ready to be a dad

>>26700419
Good luck smug

>>26700419

Nasa won her Apex tournament. Now I'm gonna have to track down the vod

>>26700709
pagman ?!

Man, no other streams till Yuri this afternoon. Any phase friends doing anything? Plz tell me, I'm starting to think for myself again and it scares me.

>>26701605
good trick if you are dealing with invasive thoughts or just your monologue coming back to thunder you with the reality you have been avoiding is just to focus on the air touching your nose and going into your lungs. Its muffles the shit out of your monologue.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1539998752466882560

>>26701993
>test
oh so she is pregnant

>>26701993
>she saw the wall post

>>26701605
BatatVideogames is pretty good right now, she is talking about videogame industry atm and her takes are pretty /v/ core but good

>>26701993
Lumi, go get some fucking rest. If you have to do something, just do a Twitter space or something.

>>26694356
while Lia is jealous of Flakes now she used to enjoy the twink posting, chat reflects the streamer and Lia is gay as fuck. ive noticed while most Lia Likers are bi, they only like effeminate men not other regular men. this raises the important question, can we use this fact about the Lia Likers to determine exactly how gay Lia is?

>>26702183
Then she should know that it's not off the table yet.
It does the sleep or it gets the wall again.

>>26702304
>Lumi without Chat
Kyehehehehe

>>26700709
The tournament is on the weekend, this was practice.
>>26701605
The heavenrend girls are playing Valorant in an hour.

>>26702304
you know she doesnt sleep she just looks at the fucking roof while that brain shits itself for not doing anything

>>26701605
https://youtu.be/B0imHQ9h_2M
Mio is doing Mio things. Personally I can't really do her bar maid hostess sex cult thing in higher dosages but she's very good at it.

>>26702304
Sleeping streams are a thing on twitch for some strange reason. She could try doing that.

Smug you retard find her figures to paint for situations like this.

>>26702423
Oh, Haruna's playing super Mario Galaxy. Love pretty much every Minskids, they're all pretty down to earth...except the one.

>>26701993
Lumi really speedrunning getting dat heartattack

>>26702637
Lumi's heart looks like a war veteran after an IED

>>26702584
I don't have an anime girl smug enough for this post but
>implying that wouldn't be shorter than her usual streams

>>26702637
Makes sense that she's rushing since Tenma is her main competition.

>>26700179
If you listen to the whole interview, he also says that he doesn't mind if she streams from time to time and even encouraged her to do so.

>>26702744
>Lumi and Tenma heart attack competition
>Lumi trys her best to stay up for weeks on end, chugging caffeine, taking meth, and just doing whatever she can think of to force her heart rate to spike high enough to fail
>Tenma gets spooked by her cat and hits 300bpm and fucking dies

One day someone going to cum inside Lumi. Think about that for a second.

>>26703370
yeah i already did no need to think

unironically wdsmbt

>>26695174
>....it was revenge for all the yabs.
>They took away her timeslot, her Lisa, and her dog.
>...and there was nothing we could do about it.

>>26703670
>lab
white girls and dogs

>>26703670
She fucks labrador retrievers

imagine supa-strip poker with gambler

>>26703759
>if you win you get her nudes
>if you lose she prints off a picture of you and puts it on the wall
>her wall is covered in dicks

>>26703674
it was among the chinks and small corpos, it was some real greaseball shit

>>26687005
>apex
MIICHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26703801
>streamed live on pornhub

>>26703759
unironically hope ever friday night is casino night when gambler streams.
play poker and blackjack

>>26703908
Pippa and Lumi in bunny suits as her hostesses

>>26703846
i still remember when sweetcheeks used to duo stream pornhub and twitch while playing overwatch before he got caught. Kino days are over

gambler collab with kino casino

>>26703670
>didn't watch the xcom stream

>>26704219
3 AM stream pls andastand

>>26702637
Well more to the point she's making herself dumber every single week she does this. Chronic sleep deprivation is as neurotoxic as moderate meth use or heavy alcohol use.

Lumi is a narcissist and a liar
Lumi does not enjoy vtubing or vtubers
Lumi does not appreciate her fans and only cares about money

>>26703908
She could call it the kino casino

>>26704388
>haven't slept in 40 hours
>Lumi might stream
>no stream later
what do?

>>26703838
Apex is Japanese blind dating. This is happening because (you) didn't lift for her.

>>26704484
Sleep

>>26704484
Sleep you adorable little crack bitch.

>>26704484
How much do you like Anno?

>>26704523
>>26704569
Alright if I miss a kino stream because of you fags I'll shit up the thread with retarded rrats

>>26704598
not much

>>26704680
Sleep, there's plenty of Lumi in a week.

>>26704759
my god think of the logs that will come out of that full belly

>>26704759
>bbw lumi
first time i have ever busted to lumi

New thread
>>26705565