/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Blessing ver. Phase Connect
https://youtu.be/-5S1W3_OCJY
The gen1 girls made a cover of Blessing by halyosy

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing XCOM 2

https://youtu.be/s1QZat4YYkI
Pippa is celebrating the Anniversary

https://youtu.be/yNxx3YaHQUY
Uruka is playing Minecraft in the community server

Flakes will be MINE

HOLY FUCK THAT PURPLE CAT IS WAY TOO SEXY
THANK GOD ITS NOT PIPPA

>>26674862
Pippa sounds upset at fishman the boss; not fishman the actual guy.
He's probably really nice, but he's doing business decisions rn and certain talent needs to get on board with it and trust him to run his company.

I love Pippa!

dubs for yuri and lia are both each others braap poster

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lumi mindbreak

The purple cat is Pippa if she got healthy and escaped shutin.

Hug Pippa
Hug Lia
Hug Yuri
Don't trust Lumi

Which one's is going into the rabbit stew?

>>26675332
PIPPANTIES NOW!!!

Lumi is a narcissist and a liar
Lumi does not enjoy vtubing or vtubers
Lumi does not appreciate her fans and only cares about money

>Lia wants to take Yuri to eat Korean BBQ while on vacation
>Lia and Yuri are also sharing a hotel room together
>Yuri is kinda scared to meet Lia and co. because Yuri is smol and gets intimidated easily
how did whomever made this art know?

紫猫抱きします!

>>26675369
princess (male) Luna

Lumi is ours, nobody else can have her.

Lumi's completely mindbroken

Not gonna lie, purple cat starting to make me hard

>>26675371
NEVER

Lumi is a fake bitch and belongs with the vshojo sluts

>>26675404
it's because amaris yuri is a brapposter and she does it to cause chaos

>>26675434
Holy shit you aren't kidding

>>26675434
Great isn't it?

Lumi does not have any marketable skills other than her customer service mask, hence why she turns to vtubing.

Can I get a QRD on who these people are that Pippa made Lisa collab with?

Lumi has so many ritual posts now

Lumi secretly hates Gambler and Pippa because Gambler and Pippa are better streamers with better personalities

Her Nyanners impersonation is pretty good

STAR WOMAN BAD, LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE

>>26675607
Lumi and Yuri are the members of Phase Connects gen 1.5 - Phase Invaders!

i want to fuck that purple cat girl, holy shit

The 3 smile makes her look very correctable.

>>26675701
same

southern lumi makes me DIAMONDS

>>26675607
>kirsche
terra collab, they bonded over stories and their love of asmongold. Kirsche considers her an actual friend and a rare instance of someone she relates with well.
>lumi
Phase invaders, bonded with pippa over depression and mmorpgs.
>yuri
Bonded with pippa over depression and shitposting.
>Lisa
the corrupter, has been making lisa into a better person. She has covid because of her mom.
>the boys
!pippas friend group.
>the fox girl
i have no idea but she owns a house which is cool

what the fuck is !Pippa

>>26675858
reps

>>26675858
her other vtuber act

The russian guy in chat just said
"In her eyes sometimes slips complete madness" according to gt wtf

WHO'S FAILING NOW?

>>26675404
kayfabe

>>26675858
It's not pippa

Why do other streamers find us so scary anyway? We're not that bad.

Haven-X leecher got ignored lol

>>26675784
>>the boys
>!pippas friend group
We both know I'm asking about this.

>>26675784
ginger and the boys are from the zomboid collab earlier this year

>>26675858
its like clark kent and superman

>>26675784
>the boys
>!pippas friend group.
Dumb newfag retard

>>26675880
point me in the right direction and I'll do them

>>26675946
>>26675950
>>26675978
ah shit my bad i thought it was the russian boy she hangs out with, the one with the cute gas mask avatar. I didnt watch zomboid because i think its gay

>>26675925
Maybe because cappipis actually interact with Pippa and don't just simp over her?

Also her chat speed is fucking fast.

The hug posting is getting to her

>>26675858
!Pippa = Yuni Luna.

It's Pippa's part time vtuber account on the side. Follow her on Twitter and Twitch under the same name. She usually streams every Wed & Fri at 3 PM est.

The streams are chill. In order to keep things comfy, keep it under wraps you don't want too many schizo's showing up

is lumi high on something
i have her on the background and i think she hasn't gone more than 30 seconds without laughing at nothing in particular for the past hour

>>26676010
Sure thing anon:
https://archive.alice.al/vt/

>>26676106
Keep it under wraps the faggot says

>>26676106
kys in minecraft

>>26675978
So who were they?

>>26675925
Yeah, don't think it's warranted. Just look at how well Lisa is getting treated. Capippalism is an ideology of peace.

>>26676010
grug open archive
grud search notpippa
grud do reps
grug find moth
grug achieve success
grug happy

>>26676106
Thanks for this. I had no idea Pippa had another account.

>>26676122
thats how she is most every stream

I can't believe Pippa's face peels back like some kind of rabbit Cenobite.

>>26676122
Xcom mind broke her, she's no different than any other woman in a hentai at the end

>>26675978
So who are they?

>>26675784
>depression
More actually considering sleep in nether.

Important post

>>26676337
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=Rimmy

>>26676179
>>26676337
Fine, just this once.
https://www.youtube.com/c/RimmyDownunderGaming
This guy and one of his friend groups, which Pippa is a part of.

They also post in this thread from time to time in secret (and not so secret)

bros I miss Lia :(

>>26676382
its to obvious so its not erotic, Lumi is a nice jacket or a coat? Now that would be hot

what are some vbooba? (vtuber with big boba)

So yesterday I found pippa and told you guys in th last /PCG/ and y'all told me about kiki and beatani. Thanks for that by the way! I decided to look at some other PC choobas and I think I'm in love, they're all so fucking funny lmao.

One thing I have to ask though is what nationality is tenma?

I know she's 'Canadian' but like... what is she actually Her accent is very fun to listen to and she is just a very funny woman in general

>>26676435
snuffy likes making her models have like G cup tits and doing porn memes because shes a porn artist.

>>26676438
100% Cherokee.

>>26676122
Lumi doesn't do any kind of substance though she'd probably like Amphetamines if she happened to find her way to the Darknet Bible. Not that she ever will.

>>26676438
same anon here, what is pyon?

>>26676225
It's her original account/community. Don't be a retarded nigger by shitting up the chat with pippa references.

>>26676382
when will she ask for tributes

>>26676438
Watch her stream. You would figure it out in 5 miutest

>>26676416
>>26676179
>>26676337
For context, they like to invite vtubers for collabs once in a while, and after she got invited to a Project Zomboid server, Pippa put them under her spell, like she does with literally every eceleb on earth that talks to her.

There, live in peace and utter rrats no more.

>>26676438
DIdn't you see the spanish streams? She is mexican

>>26676507
>>26676438
Do your fucking reps, retard-friend.

>>26676052
This. Another vtuber that does this properly, but not quite on Pippa's level imo, is MariMari_EN
>>26676177
We are an ideology of peace, prosperity and truth (or at least authenticity).

>>26676519
She wants correction not tributes

>>26676438
Tenma is an infertile Japanese gremlin woman, I think she is ok

>>26676507
Just go back. You're unironically NGMI

I'd like to see Pippa watch a compilation of cringe moments from her early streams.

>>26676438
do your reps no spoon feeding

>>26676520
>>26676549
Based but also I'm really bad with accents, I think she might be korean? IDK somewhere from main asia. Not chinese though, she's too based to be from china

>>26676647
Ah thank you! She is a gremlin

>>26676659
I'd rather fucking shoot myself in the cock and balls than go to that cesspool

>>26676106
what is wrong with you

goldylogs is kinda cute rn

Pippa is becoming a hag. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26676416
>>26676522
Thanks dudes but this is still pretty bad. I'm going to use the nuclear option.

Pippa and her battle with low self-esteem. Good on her. Glad it's improving. She's ahead of me now.

lucky bastard gets lumi to sing him happy birthday

>>26676933
Who's going to support you like you supported her?

>>26676988
me

>>26676793
>>26676951
lumi is a good woman at heart

>>26676988
me

>>26676988
That's the fun thing about being male, we dont get help.

>>26677147
Bro are you a REAL MAN or a pussy? Just Get Over Your Problems

>>26677197
We dont need help

>>26677229
>We

>>26677250
I am. We are.

That's some pretty good advice

>>26677250
I don't need help

>Pippa back down to 500ish ccv after a week in the 700-800s
the incline wasn't real afterall

>>26677197
Just gotta push it way way down until it explodes like a volcano and you have panic attacks for a week straight and takes months to recover. Be a man.

>>26677346
Wild what a male collab will do

>>26677296
don't try to be famous, try to be a middle class companyman with two kids, its much more fulfilling

>>26677346
Yesterdays stream was pretty bad.

>>26677346
probably other PC watchers checking her out after the anniversary collabs

>>26677346
tick tock

>>26677345
Real man don't have panic attacks and recover instantly. You must be a fake man.

>>26677434
>minor spelling mistake.jpg
s/man/men

>vaush hate messages get deleted
she's been talking to him hasnt she

>>26677577
it's the snake janny, she is a fucking snowflake

>>26677577
Rule 5, retard.

>>26677577
Vaush in chat has been blacklisted since Vee's spam a few months ago

>>26677577
Vaush is a notorious grifter and regularly tries to stir up shit by claiming XYZ is a nazi/fascist.
Probably a good idea to avoid talking about human trash like him.

>>26677608
ive seen other names like "asmongold hate" "xqc hate" or vee mentions etc go undeleted. this excuse doesnt work

>>26677577
the "don't talk about other streamers" rule is enforced really weirdly and inconsistently asmon = ok, others= not ok, just use indirect reference its much safer.

>>26677429
#TheAceOfPhase
gamblergooners, we're on a massive incline and we haven't even debuted yet

>>26677607

>>26677346
Lia streamed enstars today. Most lialikers probably didn't tune in today at all.

>>26677737
You're retarded. Pippa started talking about asmon therefore it is okay as a stream topic.

>>26677346
>big "wtf is she doing now"-stream gets better numbers than her debuff game and "lets look at community submissions part 2"
What a surprise.

super idollll

>>26677736
Vee was spamming superchats about vaush, it's how he got his main account banned from all of PC

I FUCKING LOVE THIS BEAR!

>>26677736
It doesn't apply if Pippa mentions the name herself first. It also good idea to get rid of any vaush mention preventively.

>>26677827
she'll say hey to vee and anyone in chat who does this as well might be deleted, it depends on which mods are on at that time

>>26677908
that just makes it even more suspicious that pippa secretly likes vaush

>>26677346
She is now 2/2 in low effort streams since breaking the news that she has lost her timeslot. I don't think it is a coincidence.

>>26677908
Vee one strange strange gypsy troll, i like his rant videos though.

>>26677908
good kick the Romanian everywhere he appears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxx3YaHQUY
uruka is live

>>26677736
Just don't be a retard. It's that simple.

>>26677737
>5. Please don’t mention other streamers in chat unless I bring them up. Also do not bring me up in other streamers’ chats unless permitted.
>unless I bring them up
How hard is that, you fucking retard?

>>26677953
Vee was just in the auto moderator because people couldn't stop themselves from randomly screeching about him.

>>26677737
It's probably an order from Sakana or something, they obviously want to keep the association with certain streamers considered problematic far

>>26677908
Well, Vaush (and his mask off account irishladdie) really is fucking trash and it is better to not mention that moron. It would be better for her to reference the weatherman or PSA Sitch. At least those are pngtubers.

>>26677882
>tfw there are actually japanese takes of that song
>they sing the chinese lyrics then add some sort of japanese version to the end of it

>>26678044
just dont be a retard = you must agree with me politically

>>26677961
Going by deep lore, she liked early vaush when he was presenting as a moderate leftie that was anti sjw bullshit, but then the mask fell and now everyone but his retarded fans know him by the commie grifter he is.

Uruka

Controversial opinion:
>Uruka is a good but not great singer. She is not nearly as good as Chapipi or Lumi.

>>26678111
>t. retard

>>26678233
That's a pretty high bar though

>>26678055
The rule has been added late. Sometimes around the Flamenco, Vee and other retards being containment breaking shitheads.

Even if it was not Sakana's idea, girls would probably do it themselves since the chat was hellhole at the time.

>>26678273
ok vaush fan

>>26678281

>>26678111
There is tolerating different views and then there is supporting people that unironically would be fine with genocide/democide if they could get away with it (like Spencer and Vaush).
If it was about having the exact same politics, then comments like this >>26678070 would not exist since those guys have pretty different politics (weatherman and sitch).

god i want to drown uruka in a tub of my own semen

>>26678303
rule 5 has been there from the very beginning

>>26678233
>Chapipi
The Chapipi Chippa, 8k subscriber vtuber from Aetheria?

Look into my eyes and repeat after me.
Uruka

>>26678414
Glans-ears

>>26678379
>people think Pippa and Uruka are better singers than this
https://youtu.be/Tl40gnA5WqI?t=20

>>26678233
uruka isn't a singer. shes a musician

>>26678414
Michiru

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE RETROSPECTIVE
RATE THE RAGE
RATE THE EVOLUTION
RATE THE SHILLING
RATE THE FISHMAN
RATE THE MUUMI
RATE THE SAM
RATE THE CHAT
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>>26678439
>>26678458
very close ok one more time guys!
Look into my eyes and repeat after me!
Uruka

>>26678372
Are you sure? I certainly remember people noticing it around that time. Or maybe it was just not needed before.

>>26678448
that is actual talent why is she wasting away as a vtuber?

Yuri is uploading her VODs.

>>26678491
otsusam

>>26678448
>brings up Pippa out of completely and totally nowhere
meds

>>26678504
Urka

>>26678491
She's come a really long way and I love the rabbit a whole lot/10

The things I'd do to bang Lumi, like a second holocaust or something...

>>26678491
can't wait for Gambler to take over 9pm/10

>>26678233
Uruka is musician, Michi is miles better.

>>26675102
anyone else feeling the burnout from /pcg/? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

What did he do wrong?

>>26678491
For this one I'm going to have to watch the vod for the first two hours, it sounded worthwhile.

From what I did watch cringe, nostalgic, and inspirational (kind of)/10

>>26678551
Now take your pants off and bend over

>>26678233
Gambler is infinitely better than Lumi

>>26678448
Do you have link without reverb and a cappella?

>>26677403
Pixelmon? What happened?

>>26678513
just go back and look at the video description for the debut stream

>>26678448
Chapipi once farted on stream. Do with that what you will.

>>26678677
>Pixelmon? What happened?
it wasnt an entertaining stream but pippa was having alot of fun with her friends. Nothing really happened bad, Yuri did have alot of anxiety and left early to play counter strike

>>26678670
LET'S GO

>>26678504
Uwuka?

>>26678513
Always been there, but almost never enforced

>>26678677
12 man collab with people constantly talking over each other while Pippa, Yuri, Lumi and Lisa barely talked. She had a lot of fun but it was obviously a not very enjoyable stream.

she's so concerned about this wet noise

>>26678491
Break the conditioning/10

>>26678772
>>26678728
Damn was gonna put that one on for background noise while soldering. Think i'll just watch an older chat vod instead

>no ratepost for xcom
It's over...

>>26678663
>Peacekeeper

>>26678491
Fun stream. Old Pippa was very similar yet different to the enhanced version we have now/10.
Background info and seeing the purple cat was interesting, I kinda internally retconned the fact that they were actually pushing Lia to be the leader/front of Phase Connect.

>RATE THE SAM
Kino dream.
>RATE THE SHILLING
Imagine not appreciating the CUSTOM BLEND!

>>26678882
I was gonna do it but got scared

Lia or Tenma
>Shut up about that stupid dream I don't care
Uruka
>Finally a topic that's not horny. Sure I'll talk about Sam for the next hour.

>>26678491
Really liked the stream, she has so much grown since the debut it's kinda crazy. Her dream was hilarious and I am really looking forward to all the content it's going to spawn.

break the conditioning/10

lumi fired her mod mid stream because he miss clicked what a gigastacy

>>26678945
i saw it, he even begged her to let him do it for free AGAIN and she gave him the cold shoulder.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1539833273375150080

>enter goldylog's stream
>be nice
>get ignored
>call her a big dumb baby and weak
>she says my name and says hi
what did she mean by this?

>>26679016
I hope she deletes them one by one then begs them back

>>26678945
>>26679009
I'm stuck on my phone who got fired? If it's Wenham I will have to anti.

>>26679065
She's grooming you in anon, it's not rocket science

>>26679065
You're not nice in an interesting way. I'm generally pleasant to her and she tends to respond to me a fair bit.
Just don't be boring bro.

>my PC plays audio for a tiny bit after closing a youtube video
>close Uruka because I have to go to bed
>the lingering audio was "true homies sleep together"
gonna be a good night

>>26679078
lumi said she wouldnt give the special xcom characters to the mods after someone suggested it, one of the mods unmodded himself as a joke. it wasnt wenham i cant remember his name

>>26679123
Girls can't groom boys, even Iori said so

>>26679179
she can sense your tall personality through the screen

>>26678945
So what did actually happen? Is she being retarded again?

>>26679199
based.
this is how you keep your mods in line

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>26679193
Good night anon

>>26679212
Fuck Iori (in the ass like a gentlemen)

>>26679065
Lumi doesnt enable behaviour she doesnt like

>>26679274
. . .

>>26678491
I'll say it again, non blood related incest is cringe. You go full incest or you go home. I'm immensely disappointed in Pippa.
I expected a hell of a lot more on the tag than there was considering we filled a kudoboard and had more left over. I guess barely any of us have twitter. Pippa cringing herself to death was great, deep lore was great. I liked all the little details on how she customised her backgrounds. She really is a creative little bunny. Metallica HATE.
367/10

https://youtu.be/OJjL4IyssRo

Nasa starting soon. Show your love for the dragon

>>26678928
I'm hardly a puritan but it's kind of disappointing how hard Uruka's chat degraded. Lia's did too but not as much. Lumi's currently in the process of getting wrangled so it's kinda swingy at the moment but generally it's trending upwards. Tenma chat is merely decent but it's decent regardless of stream. Pippa chat is a well-oiled machine that is only improving.

>lia hasn't tried the coffee
>uruka hasn't tried the coffee
>tenma hasn't tried the coffee
>only Iori

>>26679386
I agree on this take

>>26679232
I mean I am 187cm but that's not tall in my country.

>>26679315
inseki is not incest fuck off with that boring faggot shit

>>26679386
There's three or four regulars that really force the horny topics to get themselves off, and the rest just follow the leader. Mods need to draw a damn line for once in their life, as Urukas to timid .

>>26679457
its to late you hit 6ft+ anon, now all the womanlets are snaking towards you

>>26679386
Lia’s chat is a good balance IMO

>>26679386
Lumichat is fucking hilarious because they have the most potential if they manage to not be autistic for 9 seconds
They're smart but they need to stop being nerds about it

>>26679386
>>26679496
The horny shit needs to stop, it feels like a bunch of old men running a joke into the ground.
>hey uruka remember that time you did the horny test? ha ha well guess what we are going to talk about it for the next month

GEN3 IKZ

>>26679504
Burger units confuse and frighten me
I have a fetish for girls taller than me it's so fucking over

fuck I love being a tall muscle man for Tenma

>>26679606

>>26678491
10/10 Enter Sam Man

>>26679368
Dragon has started!

>>26679644
you think you have it bad? I want an amazon too but
201.168cm

>>26679368
>>26679728
thanks ive never caught a nasa stream before

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Uruka block game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxx3YaHQUY

NOW - Nasa superchat reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJjL4IyssRo

08:00 / 12:00 / 21:00 - Michiru Dark Souls
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi Anno 1800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddq2wdTTXTw

TBD - Tenma 1 year anniversary
YT Link TBD

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri/Lumi NTR Thursday
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS6AiVM9Aow

19:30 / 23:30 / 08:30 - Iori reading bits + WoW
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Uruka karaoke
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>26679644
you'd be around 6'2" burgers which is according to studies the ideal height for sex appeal

>>26679800
https://m.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

Catch Michiru too while you're at it

What's your opinion on 6ft, losers.

How long before Pippa runs out of ideas for gaining viewers and does a
>let’s raid 4chan together!

I cant believe Uruka is about to put on Pippa's used socks...they're going to get even smellier...

>>26679433
Why thanks.
>>26679496
>>26679568
Agreed.
>>26679538
They used to be better. To me a good Chat is actively contributing to the entertainment being given. I can't find the post right now but about 2 months in someone commented on how Lia's chat was purposely feeding her wrong information as a mutually agreed upon gag and how that helped keep things moving. That kind of got lost along the way.
>>26679566
P. Much. I genuinely appreciate it when she calls Chat autists whenever they go too hard into irrelevant minutiae.
When Lumi's Chat is great it's unparalleled but when it's bad it gets absolutely abysmal.

>>26679901
Right after her reddit gets banned

how does one little witch get so smug

>>26679315
It was nice to see a lot of artbros on twitter. The only reason I have one is to follow other artists.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NASA IS CUTE

>>26680014
Yes, she is.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1539839905571807232
Lumi and Pippa will have awkward lesbian sex in a dingy motel room.

Tenma and Yuri stayed up to be in NASA's chat, they are such good partners.

>>26680048
GOD JP HAS BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US

>>26680058
she needs to take more breaks, at least 2 days, this should be mandatory for workaholics

>>26680072
Yuri is a smelly neet. Time is meaningless to her because she doesn’t have a job to wake up for tomorrow

>>26679901
Like, raid the thread? She is my oshi but I will make her regret it till the end of her days if she does this.

>>26680117
She falls apart really fucking fast when she doesnt stay busy.

>>26679315
I like NBR incest only when it's between step mother and son but that's more a comedy than a fetish thing because being hole brothers with your dad is just inherently funny.

>>26680117
No. Make her work for being a lying slut.

>>26677607
Wait snake is a girl? Can we groom her?

>>26680209
no you can't groom me

>>26678882
WAT
>>26678927
Why?

Nasa is live and CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJjL4IyssRo

>>26679944
I like the dynamic Pippa has with her chat. It's like both sides making fun of each other lots of "FUCK YOU CHAT" and then minutes later she'll get all sappy and say she appreciates chat.
I think a lot of streamers have a hard time getting into that kind of relationship. It's more fun and natural being able to have that sort of banter instead of just straight simping.

>>26680245
shut up lumi

>>26680233
Even if you are the real snake or not, posting on 4chan is a a dead giveaway that you are groomable. If you are not snake and a guy, I will make you into her. I am a Lia Liker, we make do around these parts.

>>26680245
Lumigumi are the most whipped fanbase so they need permission.

>>26680245
Go fucking sleep lumi, you already know your xcom stream is kino and don't fucking roll over on that burn.

>>26679368
Chill stream is CHILL

>>26680233
Why do you like Vaush?

>>26680014
>>26680048
>>26680082
>>26680255
The Karaoke relay made me subscribe to the JP girls. They are indeed very cute

>>26680245
The stream was excellent don't ask for rateposts retarded star

>>26680178
>>26680117
Lumi needs a labour intensive hobby of some kind. She larps as a girly girl but the tomboyish need for activity never left.

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>yep that's me. You are probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>Well it all started two hours ago when I talked about that strange dream I had...

>>26680416
>Lumi needs a labour intensive hobby of some kind.
How about childbirth?

Lumi's gonna go shoot with Pippa
Yabcast EP 1 live from innawoods shootan range

>>26680255
NASA IS CUTE AAAAAHHHH
that reminds me, I bought her voice pack, I need to give it more of a listen

>>26680464
>He didn't get a custom voicepack
NGMI

>>26680462
That's not a bad idea actually

>>26680416
Yuri needs to get her into guns and make Lumi post instagram videos of shooting large caliber rifles while lying on the ground

>>26680117
The ultimate form of bullying Lumi is forcing her to take breaks

You WILL watch Ark

>>26680456
>>26680555
>yuri, pippa, tenma, and lumi sit around drinking for an offline collab
you would need to delete the vod but it would be fun as shit

>>26680433
>you will never be a woman who vtubes
>you will never rage so hard at a video game that it goes into your dreams
>you will never see a dream where Sam gently holds you in his strong and safe arms as you smooch
>you will never pretend to be tsuntsun over it to your chat even though your cunt is gushing love juices

>>26680590
I watched enough with this bitch you can't make me watch anymore

>>26680495
I'll have you know I'm a PROUD PCG SECONDARY and NOTHING you can say will make me ``PAY ATTENTION'' or ``JOIN DISCORDU'' or WHATEVER ELSE I "HAVE" TO DO TO BE A "TRUE FAN"
I DON'T CARE NA NA NANANA BAKA BAKA USOTSUKI URUSEEIIIIIII

>>26680625
If I was a woman I'd just commit to a hot rich guy instead or whore around on Onlyfans. Why would I want to waste my time pretending to be an anime girl with no boyfriend

>>26680590
i will give a view but im watching Nasa, i love michiru but this is my first time ever catching nasa

>>26680671
because you can do all those things at the same time

>>26680233
I will groom you snake. I will change your ways. You will serve us instead of your Janny overlords.

>>26680433
Now I'm going to have the same dream....thanks anon

>>26680462
That sounds amazing, and kind of hot.
It could be good material for Brandon Herrera's Gun Meme review

>>26680662
So cringe, yet so based

>>26680671
>If I was a woman I'd just commit to a hot rich guy instead
anon women do that and they get bored instantly the husband does to, thats why cuckoldry and weird relationships are so common in the wealthy throughout history. Money breeds the most alien behaviour

>>26680662
most dedicated PCG fan

>>26680671
you need to be lucky enough to be born at least slightly above average in physical appearance.
I see your point it's just not an option for every woman. Also personal ethics etc but whatever yeah

>>26680662
I would never make you join groomcord I just wanted to gloat

>>26680662
You really are the best of us

>>26680576
The second D&D setting ever created (and arguably the first to be a complete one) had Dwarves enforce idleness upon criminals as a form of punishment. Usually only really bad crimes got that punishment because it was considered existentially horrifying by them because of their innate need to do something at all times.
...whatever happened to the D&D collab they planned, anyway?

Is this what they call damage control?

>>26680682
Vshoujo...

>>26680625
>you will never be a woman who vtubes
thank you god
>you will never rage so hard at a video game that it goes into your dreams
thank you god
>you will never see a dream where Sam gently holds you in his strong and safe arms as you smooch
thank you god
>you will never pretend to be tsuntsun over it to your chat even though your cunt is gushing love juices
thank you god

>>26680662
If you won't join discord might I suggest joining the guild instead

>>26680816
i already know the stories tenma sent her, they have to do with him using the metal to restrain and torture

>>26680809
Are you talking about the one with Arch that !pippa was maybe going to be in? It's probably not happening untill autumn

>>26680860
fuck you i havent played wow in 4 years

>>26680860
I will join when Dragonflight launches and not a second before

>>26680816
for what?
>>26680787
scary star

>>26680747
literally just be his slave for a few years and then take half his stuff in divorce. most golddiggers fail because they have too much pride and not enough household skills to be a proper wife, they think its enough to have sex with him. not saying all, or even most, women are gold digging whores but its hilarious how the ones that are, are so bad at it with all the laws they have on their side

>>26680809
collabs are hard
https://youtu.be/7xA3oV8gMfY?t=3453

>>26680909
That's not Lumi

>>26679368
Nasa trying to read english is way, way too CUTE for my kokoro.

>>26680860
I really don't understand WoW.
It looks like shit.
The combat is boring.
It has way too much lore for you to ignore the fact it's fucking retarded.
All the areas are roughly the same flavor of Basically Ebberon But Worse.
What's the draw?

>>26681027
>What's the draw?
You get to play with Iori

>>26680909
for shit like >>26680433

She talked about a dream in which Sam was her Uncle and she had a crush on him. Chat bringing it up made her really mad, so there'll probably be a lot of Sam posting over the next few days.

>>26681027
>What's the draw?
We have been asking mmorpg players this question since day 1.

>>26680956
Just paint the eyes blue manually and it be close enough.

>>26681027
WoW is shit, I'm not going to lie. But playing with Big titty mods make it not so bad.

>>26681053
unironically this

>>26680909
>be pippa
>have a dream you are rich and you bought a mansion overlooking your parents house
>dad shows up, dad is raiden from metal gear rising/revegence
>raiden introduces you to your uncle
>its sam from metal gear
pic related
>he isnt a blood related uncle
>you have a crush on him
she hated him in the game because she didnt understand the rivalry thing thats really popular with action games in a dante/vergil sorta deal.
>pippa dreams of some action shit
>sam saves her
>she kisses him
then everyone was messing with her by making the aniverssary tag full of pictures of sam

>>26680896
No.
>>26680954
F
Lumi if you're still here.
Ask Dingodoodles. She's a she, a D&D veteran and basically 2D.
She's a bit retarded but I think you'd be able to work out something.

>>26681027
It used to be good
Now it's just the popular mmorpg and people are too invested/stockholmed to quit

CUTE

>>26681202
What used to be good about it?
>>26681058
No see I get shit like Ultima Online, Runescape, FF14 Tera or the various things Pippa spergs about. WoW is uniquely shit even by MMO standards.

>>26681054
>>26681178
oh that. OK then.

>>26681280
>No see I get shit like Ultima Online, Runescape, FF14 Tera
i dont, her summary that it was a life you wish you lived because your own life is empty was the first time i thought i could kind of get it.

>>26680555
>>26680462
https://youtu.be/VSFnmM12LOQ
This is how it would go!

>>26681345
FF14 is just a dating app for weebs.

>>26681387
>me hunting rosebud for his bussy.

Anyone has that "Sleepy Voice" clip at hand?

>>26681395
that is adorable, good for them

>>26681387
Lmao I can just imagine the seething in the comment section

>>26681345
My life is empty but it would be considerably worse if I played this garbage.

>>26680555
>.50 recoil traveling through Lumi's butt
UOH...
>.50 recoil traveling through chubby Yuri's whole body
UOOOOOOOOOOH

>>26681280
>>26681280
It was coming off the heels of older shit like everquest and all that BS that had a bunch of super sweaty stuff like exp on death and raid bosses all being in the open world, while still retaining a bunch of features that naturally encouraged socialization. It was also one of the few ways to interact with people over the internet back then, so it had the novelty that MMOs have lost over the years. As far as tab target combat goes it was the best by a mile, and it was piggybacking off the success of the Warcraft franchise

>>26681488
I would give my life for a whiff of Lumi's sweaty asshole

>>26681508
God remember how exciting it used to be interacting with someone just through a fucking chat. I still remember being excited seeing people type in the pc version of halo

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1539845622324465664
Pippa's taste in men is interesting.

>>26681562
This but a hug from Yuri. Im sure I could tank most of the 9mm

>>26681584
>Sam in Fucking Garbage
KEK

>>26681387
That's adorable

>>26681508
> It was also one of the few ways to interact with people over the internet back then
IRCbros...

>>26681584
>S+ god tier
>gay boomer
>rapist cowboy
uhh

>>26679901
Not until she turns 4.

>>26681092
Why are my eyes slanted?

>>26681704
Too much LOEV

no one wants to talk about urukas stream?

>>26681704

>>26681793
Nasa stream too Chill.

STAR WOMAN BAD, BUT VERY EROTIC

>>26679901
You don't gain viewers by constantly innovating. People like consistency, so if anything her current format prevents her from gaining new viewers.

>>26681758
The dream

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1539851373239492608
you WILL wear the maid outfit

>>26680058
You can't bait me into thinking there will be another yab-cast and then link to her taking a single day off, anon. That's rude.

>>26681793
they're probably enjoying the stream or in minecraft with her

>>26680576
>put Lumi on a chair facing an empty wall
>forcing her to sit still
>for
>5
>minutes

>>26681887
and you'll be HAPPY

https://gofile.io/d/hzZxW0
Yuri Karaoke

>got a warning for reporting a !Pippa post
remember when mods used to ban anyone that mentions her other channel in /pcg/

>>26681793
I'm listening to cutest dragon

>>26680361
But that's Pippa's dress.

>>26681887
Can I wear the hooters outfit instead?

>>26682020
anything that puts emphasis on your manliness™

>>26682021
Not enough Nasa art. Must improvise.

So when it one of the girls gonna play Tarkov?

>>26682174
That would be epic

>>26681965
We went over this the worst you can do is giving her the tools for a leisure activity and nothing else. Like a console without internet.

>>26681280
>What used to be good about it?
I remember people trying to get me into WoW during it's golden age and it was a bad game with terrible combat back then as well.
Don't fall for MMO players, they aren't nostalgic for their game, they are nostalgic for the memories they made with the people they played with.

>>26682174
Stop selfposting you retarded fox I've literally never seen you stream it.

>>26682243
That sound too soft. 5 minutes in a chair is way more harsh on her.

>>26682247
Personally I fucking resent MMOs because they destroyed at least 5 communities I was part of. Even the people that didn't leave just talked about MMOs the entire time.

>>26682174
beg Yuri

>>26682321
That gives her the ability to think about productivity not induces a state of shame at not being productive like playing a game without streaming it would.
Your sadism reps an-non.
At this rate you'll never have her tied up in your basement.

>>26682174
>most oblivious and impatient women on the planet trying to play tarkov
they would quit after an hour

>>26682376
>That gives her the ability to think about productivity
For the first minute. The next four is where the punishment lies.

>>26682376
You just can't comprehend the horror of the empty wall.

LEARN

>>26682483
So why not an hour?

>>26682483
I want to hear the noises that tummy makes when I slap it.

>>26682599
Too much waste of time. You then move and do something else to her.

>>26682009
/vt/ jannies are total cunts. Half the thread can be lumi schizo spam and they still won't do shit even if you report it.

>>26682599
I'm calling the police.

>>26682671

You compliment her.

>>26682009
>remember when mods used to ban anyone
No. I mostly remember mods being aggressively nonexistent in /pcg/.

>>26682852

[Then hold hands./spoiler]

Gamblergroomers will be fucking annoying

>>26683064
they already are

>>26682009
this board was made to contain the Hololive Global thread. I doubt someone will apply for a janitorial position for this thread since you frens respect yourselves enough to avoid committing to pointless jobs for free. Nijisisters and Vshitters hate themselves enough that some of them are willing to become jannies so their threads are better moderated in a way

>>26683064
Gamblergooners based. GAMBLER HATE. I HOPE SHE EXPOSES HER BF ON HER DEBUT AND KILLS HER OWN CAREER IMMEDIANTLY.

>>26683136
>I doubt someone will apply for a janitorial position for this thread since you frens respect yourselves enough
Self-respect is essential to be muscly macho for my only oshi Tenma

>>26683136
That sounds awful, what's the suicide rate for jannies...

>>26681793

Gotta love Overlap Connect.

>>26683275
not high enough