/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1539700393499799552
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1539700393499799552
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1539700393499799552

AAAAAAHHHHH SHE IS TOO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT

New twitter look

Gura is in Ame's bed....

>>26655405
CUTE

new pp huhaha profile picture

>>26654705
>No argument but still seething.
I wasn't even the first one to bring up the 200k difference.
>>26654843
It will not pass her bday stream from last year. You don't know how badly VOD views fall off.
>>26654896
I made my observation and you passed it off as schizo delusion, why are you even replying to me if you have nothing else to add? Retarded fuckface.

Gura changed her PFP and banner, she’s so cute

>>26655405
i...it's...it's so UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>26655405
wow that looks awesome

>>26655405
UUUUUUUOOOOHHHHHH!!!

>>26655405
I love her

Gura is the cutest

>>26655536
IT JUST BLINKED

>>26655511
This smug damn brat

>>26655405
Chumfucks I hope you all know that's a child.

>26655438

>>26655552
meds

>>26655575
T u T

Did I miss anything after Ina's hosted collab? I just came back from work.

>>26654824
Kiara doesn't like alcohol. She probably gets too loose when she drinks so she avoids it.

I'm in love with Gura!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>26655438
>It will not pass her bday stream from last year. You don't know how badly VOD views fall off.
It will. The growing rate of this VOD in particular is huge and far greater than that of her first birthday stream. It will reach 1 million in about 2 -3 weeks. Meanwhile the first birthday VOD took months to reach 1 million.
>I made my observation and you passed it off as schizo delusion, why are you even replying to me if you have nothing else to add? Retarded fuckface.
Your observations do not mean jackshit. You are making assumptions and have not a shred of proof. You have exactly zero credibility.

There is no reason why Gura couldn't just be taking a nap at the hotel or Ame's house while the others try to get things sorted out. Naps aren't uncommon for her and she was with them yesterday despite no tweets or mentions

>>26655360
Are they still at a hotel?

>>26654933
but gura's tweet could also mean shes just got back/finished the setup with them and is slinking off to bed for a nap.
even kiara there said shes tired

>>26655608
Just the tweet linked above

>>26655651
From all the lesbian sex they've had.

Why does the merch announcement Gura is retweeting include the limited advertisement that sold out almost instantly? That's fucking cruel.

>>26655405
Very cute. Gonna miss the silly chubi drawing though

>>26655613
No, the VOD will not pass it and I'll be laughing at your ass when it indeed doesn't.
My observations don't mean jack then neither do yours claiming that they're wrong, dumb motherfucker. You have no claim in this either.

>>26655608
Some Gura likes and retweets. They're pretty good ones, she schlicked for sure.

>>26655684
you should know holo merch sells out fast at this point

>>26655405
Never forget what they took from you

>>26655613
>about 2 -3 weeks
pretty sure it'll be faster than that since in under a day its gained over 100k
>>26597381

>>26655638
Yeah she's just recharging maybe she will be only on the background for the off collab today, and return to normal mode in the next one

>>26655739
I do, which is why it's weird that they're advertising it. Was it sold out before that tweet was originally made? I bet it was.

>>26655609
I remember her implying that she had bad experiences with drunk people, hence she hates it

>>26655684
They care about money, it was a cover move to not cap the amount per person to 1 limited edition. Fuckers bought several sets for themselves and to scalp.

>>26655708
For the very last time you dumb schiziod motherfucker: The burden of proof is on you.

Also I have screencapped your post to grudge your sorry ass in 2 weeks. See you then, niggerfaggot.

I want to fuck Gura's menstruating pussy

>>26655791
It cost the same amount as the normal so I don't see how money factors into it.

>>26655765
nah, it sold out some time in the 90 seconds after the tweet was posted

>>26655651
Need some fanart of Ina, Kiara and Ame working hard trying to DIY a 3d studio while Gura eats snacks in bed

>>26655795
I don't have to prove anything, you illiterate motherfucker. I made an observation, not a definitive claim. There is no burden of proof. Jesus fuck you're stupid. I gave a likely explanation and you have none. You have nothing.

>>26655651
I take Gura's tweet to mean: I won't be in the stream today.

>>26655684
Restock incoming AAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

>>26655862
kek stay desperate you niggerlord

sleep well goobie

I love Gura, she's so pretty and nice-smelling.

>>26655891
same, shork has a short social battery and that's understandable

>>26655958
She also farts

>>26655919
What stream was that message from?

>>26655919
Which stream before she presumably took an extended unannounced break was this from?

>>26655916
I accept your concession, ESL.

>>26655968
actually it's her heavy flows. tummy hort

>>26655891
That's what she wants you to think. It's a fakeout. They already said they're planning a special fun stream for today yesterday so it's funny people are buying it.

>>26655438
Why are you bringing over a retarded argument from an older thread? Are you this new or just retarded?

>>26655919
I love her too

>>26655977
2022/03/LINK YOUR WISH Concert Watch-along! DAY 1-myISBXV1I-Q.log:2022-03-20 22:01:20 | (Verified, Owner) Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN: i love you guys. thank you for everything. :blue_heart:

>>26655919
It was a pleasure meeting you!!
I will always love you.

>>26655972
nyo, she is not fart shark

>>26655997
whatever helps you sleep tonight

>>26655608
Gura is alone at the hotel masturbating while Kiara and Ina are at Ame's working on mocap for Kiara's 3D

>>26656033
I'll do what I want, and you can keep seething about it.
>>26656129
Lmao, delicious cope.

what are the chances that Gura and the rest will go to AX?

I'm gonna say the S word!
Schedule!

>>26656244
Quite possibly the worst idea ever

>>26656201
>cope
kek i am not the one who makes shit up and defends his schizo ramblings like a madman

>>26656270
yesman yesman yesman!!!

Gura is getting crumbs in Ame's bad. This brat needs to be punished

>>26656293
>No argument, still replying, still coping.

>>26656244
Low, only Kiara and Mori have the courage to do something like that

>>26656325
UOH

>>26656270
nah... Her bday stream was over the top and surely took so much work and planning. She can take two weeks off, she deserves it

>>26656326
Always say yes to more Gura's cunny shlicking streams!

>>26656410
SAUCE PLEASE I CAN'T FIND IT

>>26656244
She'll immediately get recognize if she's with Myth. So no. It is against her opsec

>>26656021
Special fun stream without Gura

>>26655919
I love Gura so much T u T

>>26656500
Is your new thing to say everyday that she won’t be apart of the stream only to be wrong every time?

Gura's teasing the upcoming snuggling and kissing in bed members stream with her tweet.

>>26656557
To be fair there is reason to believe she won't be in this one.

>>26656557
>Be SEAnigger
>Spam everyday about how myth hates Gura
>They spend a week straight having fun together
It's his worst nightmare

>>26656557
>>26656626
She is literally spelling it out for you.

>>26656662
shorgey

Shork tiward...

I know Gura hardly ever retweets most of the art she gets nowadays, but I didn't expect she wouldn't RT her own mama's art

>>26656844
take the hint.

>>26656598
I want to worship those cheeks.

>>26656758
she sounds EXTRA cute here for some reason...

>>26656244
None. Unless they want to meet Mori, but they'll meet her before that time.

Sauce on this one? Yup, I'm an eurofag, that's why it says 5AM.

>>26657084
verbal statements in last night's stream

>>26657084
in the smash stream they said they would have a stream on ame's channel at a similar time although nothing has been posted about it yet since it seems they've been out all day

>>26657140
>>26657144
Ty for reminding me, I forgot about that. Or maybe I've missed it complitely, I was sleepy...

>>26656662
Just like her not tweeting yesterday meant she already went home

>>26657243
*completely

>>26657084
They might stream today, but it might get canceled too because they're tired from recording.

>>26657284
Ye ye ye, I've seen the tweet.

>>26656244
Zero chance. No reason to risk it when that's one place they would be extremely likely to be recognized.

>>26657284
I just hope they're having fun together. At the end of the day, yeah its nice for us to have offcollab streams, but they probably just want to chill together without having to worry about producing a certain level of good content. If any of you sad fucks had ever made any friends, you might understand this too.

>>26657244
Ehh, not really the same.
Kiara flat out said that not everyone will be on every stream, like how Ame wasn't part of the pop tart stream. We might get one without Ina, one without Kiara, and of course one without Gura. That doesn't mean they leaving, just resting and not wanting to be on stream after a long day. I don't think Gura tweet mean anything but we know for a fact every stream there's a chance at least 1 person taking a break.

>>26657284
They may end up streaming today without gura, when gura post stuff like that on twitter or an update at all of any kind she never streams, its always been that way

imagine squeezing guras chubby cheeks

>>26657561
Gura's been in every one of the offcollab streams so far, so I wouldn't be surprised if she sat the next one out, and the tweet was a hint toward that.

>>26657663

>>26657673
What I just told you guys >>26657581
Stop trying to take credit for my post.

>>26657716
we said totally different things anon, are you ok or can you just not read?

yes obviously there's a chance she won't be in this one, but if you plan not to attend and then complain that you missed her, you are a fool.

this offcollab week is making me REALLY miss gura's standard time

she can take this day off for all I care I've been sleep deprived this entire week

Hey guys anyone remember "we can chat after bday so i can talk about it," that was a good one

>>26657762
it was the same but reworded so much better. Go to bed gura you need the sleep.

>>26657829
Aw thank you, I'm glad you think I articulated my thoughts well.

>>26657047
Because she is extra cute.

>>26657818
She is not at home right now they are in the same house for 2 weeks offcollabing, so she will have a chatting members stream when she makes it back home.

I'm okay if she's not on stream today, if the off collab rotation is real the next stream is going to be on her channel and I want to see an energetic Gura

I pray for Gura to have a very comfy and relaxing rest in her big fluffy bed.

The best part of these off collabs is the fact that Kiara and Gura 100% kissed

>>26657777
my sleep schedule is already ruined but if yours isn't and you want sleep, you'll probably be able to tell whether or not gura is in attendance by the thumbnail and description, whenever that shows up

>>26657777
>in this one
which one? jwu

>>26657962
Idk, I would like her to be there today if they're having one mostly cause I haven't been a fan of the last two.

>>26657974
based and same. i hope she enjoys whatever weird shit she's watching now

I want Gura to recharge her batteries but knowing she won't be streaming for a couple days or more still makes me nervous. I'm a dumb spoiled shrimpy and can't lie to my heart.

>>26657818
baffling post

>>26658072
I liked the poptart collab the smash one was meh

>>26658110
>couple days
seriously doubt she'll take more than 1 day, they'll rotate

>>26657911
Oh yeah, I really meant it was a good one, because she gave no hints as to what was coming. This split really got PTSD from the schizos, huh

>>26658191
I get the impression that they're not going to stream tomorrow anyway.

All of this won't be an issue if you only embrace the vods lifestyle.
You can pause if you need to take a piss, you can rewind cute or funny moments. I don't understand you guys' obsession with watching it live.

>>26658276
Today neither.

>>26658304
I've been watching Gurame Minecraft VODs from 2020. Literally home.

>>26658304
it's their completionist autism.

>>26658304
It takes me 2-3 times as long to watch a vod as it does to watch live.

>>26658304
I want to tell Gura I love her and I want to akasupa. I can't relax if I don't get my dose of Gura's attention.

>>26658263
Oh yeah she should’ve said “we can chat a week and a half after my birthday” I’m sure that would have placated the schizos

>>26658430
Lay off the whiteknighting bud.

>>26658430
Not what I meant, but whatever.

>>26658263
No one did see it coming 100%, and the all the Schizos are almost completely gone right now. It really cleaned this place up nice for all of us.

>>26658430
I would've waited patiently. Suffering but with patience.
Every day of my life is suffering anyway little difference would it make.

>>26658471
Go back.

>>26658497
A lot of people saw an offcollab happening even if they got specifics wrong.

>>26658378
stop putting the vod on 0.5x speed

>>26658515
You're aggressively defending Gura by attacking someone who is praising her you schizo whiteknight ESL-with-toddler-level-reading-comprehension retard. And alo
>a week and a half
Optimistic.

>>26658693
>Whiteknight
>Simp
>Yesman
I will automatically reply with "go back" whenever I see any of these keywords and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>26658664

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

I want to make love to Shion. I imagine Shion sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Shion so much it's unreal.

>>26658818

>>26658885
Nah Shion was made for violent non-consensual pronebone matepressing creampie sex.
Gura gets tighter the more warm up you do with her.

Made a shitty lil gura during drawpile with some buds yesterday

>>26658747
If you're not the guy who posted >>26658430 then fine, but I had cause to call him a whiteknight, he's being retardedly zealous.
I don't call people yesmen or simps.

>>26659005
>giving (You)s to thread shitters
Chumbies never learn. That's a discord tranny fyi.

>>26659091
Hey that's kinda cute, nice job. The small pupils make her look a bit unsettling tho

>>26659091
>shitty
Anon the gawrt tag is filled with stuff that looks like a kid drew it with crayons. That looks distinctly above average.

>>26659091
I wish I had a drawing tablet. Actually I'm gonna try draw Gura on paper now like in the old days.
I never did anything significant for her while she never stops making my heart go doki doki.

>>26659091
thats better than half the stuff in #gawrt

>>26659181
Yea, I agree on the pupil part. I could've tried to add the lil multi colored ring around it to extend the "pupil" w/o the actual black getting bigger like on the model but I always mess that up and gotta try out some dedicated studies for it
>>26659204
>>26659339
Ty anons!
>>26659286
Nothing wrong with starting on paper, I drew on that for a long time before I got a tablet. If you want I can give some reccs for cheaper tablets if you got a price range

What snacks is she eating? I assume it’s something other than poptarts. Maybe she still has some strawbs left?

I don't think we will get an offcollab stream at all today bros, Kiara sounded like a tired doomposter

>>26659502
Shrimp caviar fresh from the source.

>>26659504
I know.

>>26659504
let them have sometime to themselves and you guys need to find and murder the period calendar chumbies

>>26659504
I wanna make fun of the chicken but having to do a 3D Live without any staff sounds soul-draining.

why is cover so incompetent when it comes to helping the EN girls?

>>26659702
There's nothing wrong with that. It could help detect health problems before symptoms start causing problems and detect pregnancy problems too because it's my child.

>>26659504
It honestly seems like Ame is the one doing all the work, I'd be surprised if she was in a possible stream today...

>>26659861
The voices in the wall just told me about this new rrat:
Cover gifted an house to Gura for her birthday and that's why she was house hunting before, they let choose her gift. The off collabs are being held in that house.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>26659504
kiara releasing a short is more damming than the member's post

>>26659702
touch gurass

>>26660016
my fashionable good smelling delicate and shy child wife is so cute!!

I'd rather they all take a day off than Gura sit out the more interesting stream, but in my heart I know that she'll sit it out even if it's moved to tomorrow.

>>26660147
I hope her tummy will get better soon.
Shame I'm not to her side to give rub rubs and make the pain go away.

I love Gura's body!

>>26655815
It doesn't, it was just cover being incompetent.

amesame bros how we feeling?

Chumbuds, will everything be ok tomorrow?

>>26660276
ya

>>26660276
I will never have a Gura gf. Things will never be ok

>>26658304
>can't interact in vods

gaguga

>>26660275
i cant believe they took a moment to specifically smell each other. gura should've said what ame smells like though

>>26660275
Sleepy.

My delusional headcanon right now is that Gura will find out how fast the limited edition sold out and that the limit was 10 per order not 1 and she'll ask cover if she can sign more cards I don't care if I know it won't happen, im gonna chose to believe it

>>26660276
things are literally more dramatic today, if we don't get the off collab at least Gura is saving her energy for tomorrow

>>26660426
She's either genuinely in love with her and doesn't want Teamates imagining the smell or was tired and cranky and didn't feel she could do her justice. One of these two.

>>26660485
It will be much more awkward when she find out the AX tickets were already sold out weeks ago.

>>26660556
Not really, those she had to shill as an ambassador and the only thing cover is doing there is having a merch booth. They aren't doing panels or meet and greets

>>26660556
Why would she need to buy tickets when Calli can get her in easily

Why doesn't Gura send messages to us like this sometimes to let us know what's going on?

i am looking forward to nine extra postcards
look out for me next year in /ggg/, i will require the "sexiest" gura cosplays to fedex to, so make sure to be an actual woman or be feminine enough to pass

>>26660703
She LITERALLY FUCKING DID today you picked the worst possible day to say this.

>>26660703
old news

>>26660703
>he didn't see the tweet yet
she's comfy and reclining

>>26660703
Bro you are making us schizos look bad

>>26660700
She's not gonna still be there by then, and on the low chance she is they wouldn't be stupid enough to go to an anime panel where they could be somewhat easily identified

>>26660275
Feeling good.

>>26660275
They shared a controller. Think about how cute that is. Imagine it.

>>26660796
If they do end up going, I'd think it would be for VIP lounge or private afterparty, not necessarily the panels

>>26661042
>song
>not titled with the song name
reeeeeeeee

Any chances that she's gonna pop up in Moona's stream later? I'm waiting for Kiara's stream and if she's not there then I might go to sleep but I don't wanna miss any possible surprise.

>>26661042

>>26659861
anon the staff is halfway across the world for all but two and Japan is fucking ridiculous about how you can get back in as a national.

>>26661163
That would just make it even more obvious who they were to anyone else also at this private party/lounge. Unless you think it would literally just be the 5 of them, in which case that would be a big waste of time to travel there to sit in a room together when they can do that anywhere. Them going just doesn't really make sense

>>26656289
>>26656356
>>26656491
>>26657432
I mean realistically what’s the worst that could happen? Nothing yab happened to Kiara and Mori. At some point Gura needs to learn the world isn’t out to rape her.

Chumbies, the Takosame duet lives rent free in my head. How do I make it stop?

Any ideas when's the next collab gonna be? I'm too busy to watch the VODs these 2 weeks, so please help...

>>26661384
There is literally nothing wrong with her wanting to keep up with her opsec.

>>26658304
But then I can’t see the reactions or post live with the threads here and that’s half the fun….

>>26661399
They said around the same time tonight as last night's was, that's if they do one at all

>>26661397
Ina and Gura singing Tsuru Pettan

>>26661384
Let her be. She's too shy for chumbie interaction yet. When her RM info becomes an open secret then she might get more confident but now it's too soon. She muse have all sort of complexes like any normal shy girl and that makes her extremely precious but girls never realize that sort of things until literally everyone starts telling them they're cute.

>>26661384
they are vtubers they don't need to be personally at events ever

>the shion cover was briefly on goob's channel front page but now its gone
What's up with this shit? happened to target for love a couple of times too. Is it management trying to get her to do some self promotion and goob taking it down afterwards?

>>26661321
No, I think Mori would try to drag the rest of them to an afterparty with her Trash Taste/e-celeb friends, who probably already know who they are so it wouldn't matter

>>26661713
>who probably already know who they are so it wouldn't matter
I don't care whether you like Mori or not, she wouldn't expose Gura's identity to people like that.

>>26661712
Her Renai Circulation cover is still featured. This is her channel not Shion's.

>>26661766
She would and has and apologized to all of them for doing so.

>>26661797
Yes she talked about this on stream, she also had someone come in to there discord to tell them sorry also.

>>26661713
lets be honest
gura would actually be thrilled to be meeting the big dogs in the animetuber department, its just that her dedication to opsec stops her from ever even trying
but if mori gives them an opportunity, you bet she'll jump for it

>>26661840
Feel free to link it then

>>26661712
it's youtube being stinky
speaking of, gura really needs to update her playlists

>>26661861
I don't think you watch Gura

>>26661797
When did this happen? to think I even considered Mori ok for a second...
Who were they? I hope someone from management and not ugly bastard japs like her dumb looking bf.

>>26661901
I don't remember it either, and this board would have blown up about it. Im just gonna assume they're making it up until a timestamp is posted

>>26661861
kek If Gura wanted that she would've been a totally different vtuber since debut, Imagine Ollie but with Gura's popularity where every e-celeb wants to collab with you

If don't refresh the merch page you'll never know for sure that the limited edition sets didn't come back in stock...

>>26661861
Gura doesn't even watch anime, why would she get thrilled at that?

>>26661861
retard

>>26661384
You are looking at it wrong. It's not
>what's the worst that could happen
but rather
>why in the world would you doxx yourself for no reason

>>26661895
>>26662003
>>26662015
you underestimate the "clout" that these animetubers have in that particular fandom niche
you can literally imagine the stars on our zoomer shark's eyes when she's ever thinking of these guys seeing as she belongs to that niche herself
its illogical to me, but thats how fans are, you cant explain it
its like mori liking that critikal dude

>>26661861
If she makes male friends that aren't just colleagues from holostars or from cover I will literally cancel all my SNS accounts and burn down my pc and leave the country to fight some hopeless war with 100% chance of death because I wouldn't be able to live peacefully anymore knowing that. Only death would be able to free me from that hell.

>>26655405
https://twitter.com/shiomi_lunetta/status/1443781640820461581

>>26662153
yeah like I thought, you don't watch Gura.

>>26655405
>>26662167
That art is pretty old

>>26662153
>clout
>Gura
now you are trying too hard

>>26662154
>if she makes male friends that aren't just colleagues from holostars or from cover
shitty bait

>>26661895
>>26662003
>>26662015
>>26662031
gura freudian slipped trash taste

>>26655405
dear god, she's completely embracing her inner cunnyseur

>>26662153
*ignores your akasupa*

>>26662216
Do I trust Gura too much? I don't want to believe she's the kind of girl to make her fans depressed for a quick fuck with some fatty holostars.

>>26662234
Almost like that phrase was around well before that podcast shit and you're trying to take something out of context. No one believes you're anything but a threadshitter

>>26662234
oh it’s you

>>26662314
Retard

hold on tight boys, we're loopin!

Lot's of shitty bait right now. Anyway, Gura cute

>>26662356
We're crashing this thread with no survivors

>>26662153
She doesn't even know who you are, dude. Give up

>>26662281
I kind of wished she was able to get the other Gura Chad face.

>>26662234
retard

>>26661508
thank u

>>26662476
the one by dudul? that's too detailed for an emote, it wouldnt look good at emote size

>>26662314
>implying any male friend she makes wouldn't want to fuck her shitless
>implying they wouldn't try to groom her
>implying they wouldn't try to get her drunk
>implying a shy girl like her wouldn't give in after the first flirting attempts because she can't say no
You're really, really overestimating a woman's composure bud. She will turn into a Mori 2.0 within a few days once she starts meeting guys.

>>26662520
I will groom gura

>>26662520
retard

>>26662554
can you please learn to ignore it?

>>26656758
is that? hmm...

>>26661862
I don't remember which one but it was when she had a fit about that $100 superchat, that was the 1st one, the 2nd one she talked about another thing with the girls but its there, I know it was last year.

>>26662598
Did she really change after joining hololive? That's what is in question.

Gurass

>>26662677
retard

>wakes up gen mates by shouting her vtuber catchphrase at them irl
considering Gura took an autism test and literally can't feed herself, Kiara being Kiara and Mori stating she is on meds for a very autism related illness, is it a cover requirement that all holoen girls must have autism?

Gura only needs one shrimp to her side (me).

>>26662671
Never once was it implied or stated by Mori that roommate info was shared you retard.

>>26662712
>s it a cover requirement that all holoen girls must have autism?
Yeah, how new?

>>26661797
>>26661840
>>26662671
retard

>>26662515
Referring to this Gura Chad.
https://mobile.twitter.com/manamachii/status/1335485048275922946

>>26662182
>>26662214
>>26662281
>>26662445
look, the type of "anime fan" who rarely watches anime at all and only tunes in for the weekly/monthly meme describes our sharkie correctly. remember that thumbnail she instantly took up that came from spyxfamily, the new anime hotness? dollars to donuts she never watched that show, just like the meme anime face
and you know who's big in this community of ironic anime enjoyers? thats right mori's friends. this sordid amalgamation half-way between normie meme enjoyers and casual anime watchers is exactly the sort of audience that those friends of mori's cultivate, and sadly thats also where gura belongs
so she 100% knows who they are, and 100% would not be averse to collabing with them, if she were not so adamant about keeping opsec

>>26662712
Yes

>>26662520
FUCK... I should've known. Were I one of her friends I would 100% try to marry her whenever I can.

>>26662712
These girls were autistic enough to be aware of and apply for a vtubing position with a japanese company before vtubing blew up. they were already 'special'

>>26662809
you 100% need to kill yourself

>>26662809
nobody cares about your shitstain niggertubers, go away

>>26662809
>dollars to donuts she never watched that show

I mean, neither have I.

Stop replying to retards

>>26662712
You need to be on the spectrum to get even considered minimum.

Now I'm obviously joking but it could actually be the truth. Cover might actually choose the most autistic women because, unsurprisingly, they're the most entertaining due to their quirkiness.
There's a quiz show here where I live where they basically choose the most ignorant, ridiculous partecipants ever, while other shows prefer to get normal folk.
Guess which one is the most popular, followed and loved one? The first one because it's absolutely hilarious.

>>26662685
Soon I can rubrubrubruburb gurass in real life. T u T

>>26662809
retard

>>26662858
When was the last time you actively watched anime?
I haven't watched that anime either nor i have kept with anime ever since 2018.

>>26662835
retard

im starting to think two dino Gura plushies wasn't enough

>>26661901
It was when Connor from the Trash Taste #23 calli got a super chat about him got pissed at the person and then told them I hope you can get your money back and any superchat's she got about him she would give it to him, and that she told us that he did meet with the girls and told them he was sorry and all that and since he did not meet them in person it was on a discord call so she did out them to the guy, and if cover went this long without knowing then they need better people working for then.

>>26663050
retard

>>26663006
No such thing as too much dino Gura

>>26655405

>literally just making shit up
my sides they really have nothing left

>>26663050
chumbuds do you always have people this stupid in your threads

>>26661922
It was the Conner from Trash Taste #23, when someone sent Calli a superchat about her being friands with him she got pissed told us any superchats she got about him she would give to him and told the person she hopes they can get there money back and then she talked more about it and told everyone that he did meet with the girls and told them he was sorry and all that but since there was a lock down it was not in person it was in a discord chat, and then the day after that she changed her superchat rules.

Reminder that Gura said she really looked forward to working with the artist of this

Dino Gura is not THAT rubbable.

>>26663191
what the FUCK is wrong with you anon

>>26663176
normally make things up about Gura, today it seems they are out of ideas so they are making things up about Mori in the Gura thread.

>>26663176
yes
>>26663181
retard

>>26662838
>>26662843
>>26662858
>>26662904
punk ass faggots im twice the chumbuddy you are and im not being a gura anti, im just stating facts
sure, gura would never do it, she respects opsec so much
but your delusional to think that she wouldn't jump at the chance if opsec was no longer an issue
WHICH WAS THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE EARLIER
>retard
Yes, (You) are

>>26663182
look at that fat mound

Dead hours were a mistake.

>>26663176
Chumbies can't stop biting. The schizos learnt they can get an huge amounts of (You)s from them so they're stable residents here.

>>26663284
retard

>>26662712
idk man, let's not pretend we any better posting in this site. I'm convince everyone here is on meds or need to take them.

Gura is NOT a fart shark

>>26663176
Usually it's worse believe or not.

anyone have the other version of this?
>captcha: DGGGH
wow

I miss Gura already.

Gura loves me btw.

>>26663050
I remember that, Yes it happened but Never really did see it talked about on here.

>>26663448
She actually loves me btw

>>26663470
retard

Right now Gura is having a comfy solo time and she might be browsing /ggg/ please behave yourselves chumbies.

Say something nice about Gura!

is it time to speculate on Gura's period again?

>>26663181
Yes I remember it was funny lol, Yes she did say that he told the other EN girls he was sorry but did not go into dental how he did. So discord seems more likely since the lockdown at that time.

Please call me a retard.

>>26663540
retard

>>26663548
cute person

>>26663548
nyo

Hi Gura. I hope you're comfy and recharging your social battery. Please tell us what strange videos you've been watching at some point.

>>26663254
He is not making it up, It happened I remember it, I would post a timestamp for you but that was about a year or 2 ago.

>>26663595
retard

>>26663522
No, she is an anon right now and should be treated like one.

>>26663182
TuT

>>26663522
You know when you're put on the spot and can't think of anything to say? Yeah.

>>26663595
retrasado

>>26663548
Yesman

>>26663595
Then really nothing to worry about if its that long in the past, although I'm shocked cover let her bring random people in to talk to the EN girls and brake NDA

Stop replying to the baiting faggot. He writes every post the exact same way, it's extremely obvious

>>26663659
retard

what snacks is gura eating?

>>26663686
Pretzels and me

>>26663663
He's replying to himself now

>>26663615
I think she talked about yesterday about playing dead by daylight right now for about 1 hour.

>>26663663
Half this thread is ESL retardchama...

holy samefag batman. ganbatte, wheelchair-kun

>>26663522

hi gura!!!!!!!

>>26663706
Other anons are still replying to him as well though too

>>26663650
Go back.

>>26663686
Take a wild guess

>>26663536
I want to make Gura feel comfy while she rests and recovers from the tummy hort. I want to toast her some poptarts and grill some salman. I want to bring her drinks when she's thirsty. I want to caress her hair while I adore her sleeping face. I want to do many things but I will do nothing just like I did for most of my life.

>>26663756
I don't remember writing this post

>>26663747
this brat is gonna get strawberry stains on the bed

>>26663659
Stop because you have Calli calling you a retard every post, You are going to make her remove past voids and make it harder for us to back track what you told us when we get time.

>>26663824
retard

>>26663686
Leftover poptart

is goop goop today?

>>26663860
No.

>>26663659
If you are right then Calli would have broke NDA but being so long ago they don't care anymore, if they did she would not be here now.

>>26663860
likely complaining about how bad they are the whole time, yet continuing to eat them

>>26663883
mayb

>>26663841
Thanks.

After spending years putting it off I finally finished my degree and graduated from college this week, I went back to school a couple months after getting into vtubers aka when holoEN first debuted. Not that they are really related but I'd like to think somehow vtubers motivated me to do it. Cheers to my oshi, Gura I love you.

>>26663915
retard

>>26663965
Congrats bud now go find a job so you can send Gura supers

>>26663818
huhaha

>>26663916
I know Ame is streaming today but gura may not join them since she is not feeling good.

>>26663883
she sleep

>>26663965
Save this shit for akasupas, go back.

>>26663965
Love you too.

>>26663965
nice blogpost retard, congrats

I'm going to sleep until the stre....zzzzzzzzzzz

>>26664081
Ugly penus hood

>>26664081
Sexy ass penus hood

>>26663756
>this much depression in one post
Feels like I'm reading 2015 /r9k/ for some reason.

>>26664081
Cool hat, pennor

>>26664101

>stay awake for chicken's stream hoping for surprise Gura appearance
>only now realize it's just a shitty premiere

>>26664242
Goomei...

>>26664146
Chumbies are the ones who posted on /r9k/ in 2015 but that board has become a complete shithole and barely any different from /b/ now.

>>26664257
Retardchama....

>>26664368
I glanced at that board when it was first made and never checked it again.

I can survive with Gura not streaming for a day or two.

I miss her! I want to hug her!

>>26664468
Me too but it would be easier if LITERALLY ANY OTHER HOLO WAS STREAMING

>>26664081
CHUMBUD NOOO!!!!

>>26664478
She so damn cute!

Chillin' and snackin' in bed sounds like something I wish I was doing right now. Gura knows what's up.

feelin comfy with gura rn

>>26664533
me too we ngmi

I forgot the more I stay awake late the more doomer I get. I read once that's it's a psychological thing biologically related to lack of sleep. I'm gonna set an alarm for Moona's stream just in case Gura shows up and I'll have a short nap in the meantime.

I recommend all depressed buds to try the same.

If you have sex with Gura doesn't that mean you're a... you know?

Why are people saying she could pop up on Moona's stream?

>>26664859
Based yeah

>>26664872
Crippleschizo's fantasies.

>>26664872
Her tweet earlier was code for "I flew to Indonesia to fuck Moona and cuck pekora next"

>>26664859
a non-wizard, yes, and Gura is confiscating our magic powers very soon.

>>26664797
Why would you think she's gonna show up in that stream? seems like you're just trying to shill it here

>>26664965
>>26664915
Damn, I need to work on my ciphers.